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March 29, 2008

Clinton: All The Way to Denver

Sen. Clinton gave a pretty astonishing interview to the Washington Post in which she appears to say she will stay in the race till the convention in August, where she will take her fight to the credentials committee to have the delegates from the non-sanctioned Michigan and Florida primaries seated.

The convention of course starts on August 25th, roughly five months from now.

The key quote from the interview is this one: "I know there are some people who want to shut this down and I think they are wrong. I have no intention of stopping until we finish what we started and until we see what happens in the next 10 contests and until we resolve Florida and Michigan. And if we don't resolve it, we'll resolve it at the convention -- that's what credentials committees are for."

So she's promising to remain in the race at least until June 3rd when the final contests are held in Montana and South Dakota and until Florida and Michigan are 'resolved'. Now, that can have no other meaning than resolved on terms the Clinton campaign finds acceptable. It can't mean anything else since, of course, at least officially, for the Democratic National Committee, it is resolved. The penalty was the resolution.

The Obama campaign has always been willing to 'resolve' the matter by splitting those states' delegates down the middle. But of course that's something the Clinton campaign can never accept since splitting them down the middle is the same as not counting them at all. It leaves both campaigns right where the started, i.e., with him ahead and her behind.

That leaves two real possibilities: seat the non-sanctioned January primary delegates or hold the primaries again, a revote.

I don't know many people who've ever thought possibility one was going to happen. And the consensus seems to be that the time window on possibility two has closed (though it's not completely clear to me why it couldn't be reopened if everyone agreed they wanted to do it.) So that really does sound like she's saying she wants to take this to the credentials committee at the convention at the end of August, regardless of the outcome of the next ten primaries and caucuses.

So there it is. Since neither side now seems to think revotes are likely and the Obama campaign and the DNC will never agree to seat the delegates from the non-sanctioned primaries, Sen. Clinton seems to be saying pretty clearly that she plans on taking her campaign all the way to Denver.

By saying she'll continue through the remaining ten contests, regardless of the outcome, and implicitly, I take it, regardless of any superdelegate declarations over the next two months, Sen. Clinton is saying it's no longer about pledged delegates, or superdelegates or popular votes. It's about Florida and Michigan. Period.

On Vox: Dragons and Black Holes

Interesting story in the NY Times about a lawsuit being brought by two men in Hawaii that think that the Large Hadron Collider, a giant particle accelerator that will begin smashing protons together outside Geneva this summer might produce a black hole that would eat up the Earth and possibly the universe. I don't know much about quantum physics, but the argument is that the collider could create a micro black hole that would grow and eventually swallow the earth. According to research published by Stephen Hawking in 1974, these micro black holes would rapidly evaporate and pose no threat. But no one has witnessed a black hole evaporate. My favorite quote from the story:

Dr. Arkani-Hamed said concerning worries about the death of the Earth or universe, “Neither has any merit.” He pointed out that because of the dice-throwing nature of quantum physics, there was some probability of almost anything happening. There is some minuscule probability, he said, “the Large Hadron Collider might make dragons that might eat us up.

Man-made (induced?) dragons or black hole -- either would be a poetic ending to life as we know it.

This is actually a nice animated explanation of what a black hole (I found it by searching for "black holes for dummies").

Curious about quantum physics? You better like math.

Originally posted on alaina.vox.com

Testing upgrade

Just testing out to see what broke in moving to WP 2.5…

update: amazingly enough, nothing broke, even a bunch of old plugins I still use.

Fresh Work By Sten in Rome

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The portrait is of Ken Menzies and was placed in the "piazzale flaminio" near the "piazza del popolo", in Roma.

Teachers R' Us

Examiner column for March 31.

  Images   Teachers’ voices need to be heard. That’s been the subject of my last two columns, but I never explained how I know the effect those voices will have. I know because I’ve heard from you, the reader.

    No resource is more valuable than our children, so naturally anything parents can learn about the classroom—even someone else’s classroom—is welcome knowledge. That is reason enough to have at least one teacher writer in every newspaper and online journal in the country. Would that it were so!

    What I have discovered is that the voices of teachers reach more than the intended audience of parents, students, and other teachers. Before email, I never knew who read my sporadic pieces for the Fairfax Journal. Occasionally someone would bump into me and mutter, “Saw your column.”

    But for the past four years, my weekly Examiner column has received many emails--never a deluge (after all, the subject is education, not politics or celebrities!) But the ones that trickle in are from people of all walks of life.

    High school students don’t normally read print news, but at least one does: Leslie wrote, “I beg my mom to bring home” the Examiner each Monday. Yet high school students, the subjects of most of my columns, are not my main readers.

    Joan, a foreign service worker, commented on my column “The End is in Sight”: “It describes leaving post in Foreign Service to go to the next one. Your best friends pick fights because it makes it easier to say ‘farewell.’”

    Joseph, an Administrative Law Judge, wrote that he graduated from high school in 1943, but still reads “your column in The Examiner regularly…keep them coming.” Grace, who works in The Examiner building, sometimes misses a Monday paper on holidays, and “stops by the 5th floor to ask for a day-old copy.”

    Clearly all columnists have as many or more readers than I do; otherwise, they wouldn’t be writing. But teachers think no one wants to hear what they have to say, and my experience tells me that simply isn’t true.

    Teachers face daily exhaustion—mental and physical. We face the frustration of not knowing whether our work is taking effect, or falling on deaf ears. We have difficult first years, and feel nostalgia and regret as we head into the last years of our careers. We may be bullied or supported by supervisors. I’ve devoted more than one column to each of these subjects, and they reach far beyond the school classroom.

    Joyce summed it up best in a recent email. She wrote, “I am not a teacher, not a parent, nor a student in school. Yet I read your articles frequently and derive from so many of them a message that speaks to me personally.”

    I know there is a wide audience for teacher writing, but too few teachers believe it. Flaubert said of his most famous fictional character, “Emma Bovary, c’est moi [that’s me.]”    

    I have discovered that we are all teachers—of our children, of our co-workers, of our friends. As Flaubert recognized, human experience is universal. A teacher, like Emma Bovary, is all of us.

   

March 28, 2008

catastrofe: faster, my ants, faster!



catastrofe:

faster, my ants, faster!

How uncanny is her valley? Very. Never has one of...

How uncanny is her valley? Very. Never has one of those Flash move-your-mouse-around applets been this creepy.

(link)

This a bit old but the dude that runs the stylish...

This a bit old but the dude that runs the stylish cameron i/o site (who is coincidentially named Cameron) built a trumpet-like bell for the iPhone out of a used toilet paper tube.

I wanted to listen to my music in the shower but the iPhone's speaker would get lost in the noise from the shower. So I directed the iPhone's audio straight towards me. Worked pretty well. Just ask my neighbors.

(link)

The new MLBlogs Network

Updated 7:52 p.m. ET Friday:

This community will be relaunched as the MLBlogs Network in the coming hours, and we here at Major League Baseball Advanced Media are excited to start a new Major League regular season with a new blogging environment just as we have relaunched MLB.com, team sites and more.

Here are some details you will need to know, so here goes...

It will be free to blog here. No more subscription. For the record, the last person in history to pay for an MLBlog was Yes The Cubs Won't Win. Maybe that's how you reverse a Billy Goat Curse.

There will be an outage of service starting at 1 a.m. ET Saturday, and at that point no MLBlogs (or software) will be visible to the public until a targeted relaunch of 2:30 p.m. ET that day. So if you are thinking of blogging right now, just keep in mind that no one is going to see it overnight and for much of the day on Saturday, in case that matters. Please pardon the construction while we migrate everything into a new environment and new host.

The old Typepad app we've used since the April 2005 launch of MLBlogs will be replaced by a robust Movable Type software app. You'll like MT much better.

This will be the first phase in gradual rollouts of cool enhancements to the overall MLB community. You'll see a lot of things you've waited for, and there will be some other things you'd like and chances are they are on deck for coming days/weeks.

There will be some glitches and bugs and headaches as with any other relaunch. Normally we at MLBAM are launching things where we are the proprietors and WE are the ones going through the pains of getting it perfectly right. In this case, YOU are the proprietor and just expect that there will be some snafus along the way. We'll be working with you on it.

Going from pay-to-free is a good thing. It's the opposite of how it usually works on the Internet. Still, there may be some questions about refunding. There will be a link within your new MT to email our Customer Service, where someone will help you. But here is what you need to know:

REFUNDS

  • Any annual subscription is nonrefundable if it was placed before 2008. Any annual subscription placed on or after Jan. 1, 2008, will be fully refunded by Customer Service.
  • Any Blog created in the month leading up to the relaunch would be fully refunded, whether monthly ($4.95) or annual ($49.95).
  • If you are owed a refund, then just email Customer Service here.

The MLBlogs.com landing page is being updated and will be a place for us to post any updates as warranted regarding the coming outage of service. That page will continue to exist through the migration/outage, and then at relaunch it will give way to a new landing page with more functionality including tag clouds, which also will exist on all blogs.

Right now QA testing is ongoing. Here are Saturday estimates:

1 AM ET: Shutdown of the entire existing MLBlogs community occurs to backup and give a database and file dump. (This is not an estimate. Expect that timing.)

No blogs will be visible during the outage. Everyone will see a placeholder page. Enjoy MLB.com or get some sleep or partake in weekend fun.

1 PM ET: We begin our test on the new platform.

2 PM ET: We signoff on testing and make the new MLBlogs Network public-facing.

Give it about 10 minutes for updates to propagate and then we're live in the new blog world.

Again, these are all estimates after blogging capability/visibility disappears. Will do our best to keep you updated as warranted.

Once MLBlogs return, there will be a lot of questions by bloggers. We're learning the MT software, too. Dive into it when it's available and try things out. There will be a customer support email link (as listed above) if you are at wit's end. It's Opening Day weekend and just expect some time for response on this end. You also can post comments here, and your fellow users may be able to reply swiftly in answer to your questions about functionality. There will be a lot to get used to, and we hope you will enjoy the new season and new blog network.

There also will be a link in your software to report/flag any bloggers/commenters for abuse/spam. There will be a more sophisticated method for this in a subsequent phase, but in the meantime, feel free use that email link and we'll monitor it. That is only for abuse/spam reporting.

Get ready for better, more fun templates...lots of tagging...preapproval of comments...lots of things you expect and some more excitement at the start of a Major League season.

Any constructive feedback (email preferred) about the new MLBlogs Network after the relaunch will be appreciated, added to any known issues. Thanks to everyone who has helped grow this community over the last three years, and here's to a great season.

Mark/MLB.com

SOUL SIDES BOXSET #2 - NOW AVAILABLE!



It took a while but the second Soul Sides boxset is finally available. The first one was an in-depth look at Aretha Franklin and this latest tackles one of my favorite genres: Latin boogaloo.

Included are a full, downloaable playlist of songs, a selection of compilations, a small set of videos and recommended other reading. All annotated in an edutainment tradition by yours truly. Now that this boxset is finally launched, I'll use it as an excuse to get back to a few boogaloo themed posts here on Soul Sides.

What I need from ya'll is to help support the Boxset series by posting comments there (not here!). The more interactivity I can generate, the more I can justify my future work for Uber on the Boxset series.


The top five reasons why "the customer is always right"...

The top five reasons why "the customer is always right" is wrong. I like the idea that a company should be as ready to fire bad customers as they are to fire bad employees.

(link)

Photo of the Day: 'World Famous Beer Battered Onion Rings'

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When I first saw the above photo taken by Charlie Fu of Clayfood, I thought they were some variety of donuts. They're definitely fried, but far from a sweet bread: those plump ring-shaped monsters are the "World Famous Beer Battered Onion Rings" from Stone Brewery in Escondido, CA. At least, I think there's some onion in there. Charlie said, "These were really thin onions that were so oily I felt the pimples growing on my face as I cut into it. I don't think the four of us had more than 1 each." Thumbs down for the onion ring of doom. [via TasteSpotting]

Best View Yet of Potential Transit Improvements


View an enlarged version of this map

Together at last: Pre-congestion pricing short-term transit enhancements and MTA capital projects in one map! The graphic comes courtesy of the Regional Plan Association, which made the map for an insert touting pricing [PDF] placed in the Legislative Gazette this Monday by Environmental Defense, TWU Local 100, and the Straphangers Campaign. This is what's at stake in Monday's City Council vote.

Philippe Starck says that design is dead and that he's...

Philippe Starck says that design is dead and that he's retiring. Says Starck:

I was a producer of materiality and I am ashamed of this fact. Everything I designed was unnecessary. I will definitely give up in two years' time. I want to do something else, but I don't know what yet. I want to find a new way of expressing myself ...design is a dreadful form of expression.

(link)

The new MLBlogs Network

Updated 7:52 p.m. ET Friday:

This community will be relaunched as the MLBlogs Network in the coming hours, and we here at Major League Baseball Advanced Media are excited to start a new Major League regular season with a new blogging environment just as we have relaunched MLB.com, team sites and more.

Here are some details you will need to know, so here goes...

It will be free to blog here. No more subscription. For the record, the last person in history to pay for an MLBlog was Yes The Cubs Won't Win. Maybe that's how you reverse a Billy Goat Curse.

There will be an outage of service starting at 1 a.m. ET Saturday, and at that point no MLBlogs (or software) will be visible to the public until a targeted relaunch of 2:30 p.m. ET that day. So if you are thinking of blogging right now, just keep in mind that no one is going to see it overnight and for much of the day on Saturday, in case that matters. Please pardon the construction while we migrate everything into a new environment and new host.

The old Typepad app we've used since the April 2005 launch of MLBlogs will be replaced by a robust Movable Type software app. You'll like MT much better.

This will be the first phase in gradual rollouts of cool enhancements to the overall MLB community. You'll see a lot of things you've waited for, and there will be some other things you'd like and chances are they are on deck for coming days/weeks.

There will be some glitches and bugs and headaches as with any other relaunch. Normally we at MLBAM are launching things where we are the proprietors and WE are the ones going through the pains of getting it perfectly right. In this case, YOU are the proprietor and just expect that there will be some snafus along the way. We'll be working with you on it.

Going from pay-to-free is a good thing. It's the opposite of how it usually works on the Internet. Still, there may be some questions about refunding. There will be a link within your new MT to email our Customer Service, where someone will help you. But here is what you need to know:

REFUNDS

  • Any annual subscription is nonrefundable if it was placed before 2008. Any annual subscription placed on or after Jan. 1, 2008, will be fully refunded by Customer Service.
  • Any Blog created in the month leading up to the relaunch would be fully refunded, whether monthly ($4.95) or annual ($49.95).
  • If you are owed a refund, then just email Customer Service here.

The MLBlogs.com landing page is being updated and will be a place for us to post any updates as warranted regarding the coming outage of service. That page will continue to exist through the migration/outage, and then at relaunch it will give way to a new landing page with more functionality including tag clouds, which also will exist on all blogs.

Right now QA testing is ongoing. Here are Saturday estimates:

1 AM ET: Shutdown of the entire existing MLBlogs community occurs to backup and give a database and file dump. (This is not an estimate. Expect that timing.)

No blogs will be visible during the outage. Everyone will see a placeholder page. Enjoy MLB.com or get some sleep or partake in weekend fun.

1 PM ET: We begin our test on the new platform.

2 PM ET: We signoff on testing and make the new MLBlogs Network public-facing.

Give it about 10 minutes for updates to propagate and then we're live in the new blog world.

Again, these are all estimates after blogging capability/visibility disappears. Will do our best to keep you updated as warranted.

Once MLBlogs return, there will be a lot of questions by bloggers. We're learning the MT software, too. Dive into it when it's available and try things out. There will be a customer support email link (as listed above) if you are at wit's end. It's Opening Day weekend and just expect some time for response on this end. You also can post comments here, and your fellow users may be able to reply swiftly in answer to your questions about functionality. There will be a lot to get used to, and we hope you will enjoy the new season and new blog network.

There also will be a link in your software to report/flag any bloggers/commenters for abuse/spam. There will be a more sophisticated method for this in a subsequent phase, but in the meantime, feel free use that email link and we'll monitor it. That is only for abuse/spam reporting.

Get ready for better, more fun templates...lots of tagging...preapproval of comments...lots of things you expect and some more excitement at the start of a Major League season.

Any constructive feedback (email preferred) about the new MLBlogs Network after the relaunch will be appreciated, added to any known issues. Thanks to everyone who has helped grow this community over the last three years, and here's to a great season.

Mark/MLB.com


Originally posted by Editorial Producers from MLBlogosphere

● Solar furnaces

A solar furnace is a structure used to harness the rays of the sun in order to produce high temperatures. This is achieved by using a curved mirror (or an array of mirrors) acting as a parabolic reflector to concentrate light (Insolation) on to a focal point. The temperature at the focal point may reach up to 3,000 degrees Celsius, and this heat can be used to generate electricity, melt steel or make hydrogen fuel.

Whoa! Here's a great photo of a solar furnace in Uzbekistan and an even better photo of said furnace melting aluminum (close-up).

Solar Furnace

If you've got an old TV, you can use the Fresnel lens to make a solar furnace of your own. Caveats apply:

DANGER! This device is extremely dangerous. It should not be constructed or operated by anyone who does not observe proper safety precautions. It will instantly destroy flesh. It will melt metals, ceramics, and most any other material. Always wear welding goggles when operating this device! DO NOT leave this device unattended.

This DIY solar furnace is capable of melting brick (!!) and will "boil" a quarter in ~25 seconds.

Solar furnaces and the like have been around for centuries. In the 3rd century BC, Archimedes allegedly used a mirror to burn up the entire Roman fleet during the seige of Syracuse:

When Marcellus withdrew them [his ships] a bow-shot, the old man [Archimedes] constructed a kind of hexagonal mirror, and at an interval proportionate to the size of the mirror he set similar small mirrors with four edges, moved by links and by a form of hinge, and made it the centre of the sun's beams--its noon-tide beam, whether in summer or in mid-winter. Afterwards, when the beams were reflected in the mirror, a fearful kindling of fire was raised in the ships, and at the distance of a bow-shot he turned them into ashes. In this way did the old man prevail over Marcellus with his weapons.

This assertion was tested at MIT and on Mythbusters with mixed results. (via delicious ghost)

achatz on the alinea book

Via Alaina Browne, Gourmet has a great conversation between Grant Achatz, the chef at Alinea, and Heston Blumenthal of The Fat Duck.  A lot of the conversation revolved around the Alinea Book that Achatz and crew are self-publishing through Ten Speed Press. Blumenthal asked Achatz if self-publishing is helping to keep the price of the book down, and the response is worth quoting at length...
GA: Yeah, basically—you are the one controlling costs, and you have the power to hire the photographers you want and the writers you want. But ultimately we wanted it to be approachable on the price scale. If we make less money we make less money, but I wanted people to be able to pick it up. I think it would be great if we could get aggressive amateur cooks, and even people in the industry—it's priced at that point where it might infiltrate the market a bit more. It might educate people on what this cuisine is and why we do what we do. We focus in the book on dispelling some of the myths and some of the negativity that swirl around this type of cuisine. The critics are saying this is emotionless cuisine, it has no soul; so we're trying to combat those kinds of critiques, and when people get their hands on the book and read what we have to say, they might actually understand our cuisine a little better. It's worth the effort.
There's a lot to chew on in this discussion (ed.: seriously? chew on? bad pun), from the economics of publishing to the interpretation of the term "molecular gastronomy." Go read.

achatz on the alinea book

Via Alaina Browne, Gourmet has a great conversation between Grant Achatz, the chef at Alinea, and Heston Blumenthal of The Fat Duck.  A lot of the conversation revolved around the Alinea Book that Achatz and crew are self-publishing through Ten Speed Press. Blumenthal asked Achatz if self-publishing is helping to keep the price of the book down, and the response is worth quoting at length...
GA: Yeah, basically—you are the one controlling costs, and you have the power to hire the photographers you want and the writers you want. But ultimately we wanted it to be approachable on the price scale. If we make less money we make less money, but I wanted people to be able to pick it up. I think it would be great if we could get aggressive amateur cooks, and even people in the industry—it's priced at that point where it might infiltrate the market a bit more. It might educate people on what this cuisine is and why we do what we do. We focus in the book on dispelling some of the myths and some of the negativity that swirl around this type of cuisine. The critics are saying this is emotionless cuisine, it has no soul; so we're trying to combat those kinds of critiques, and when people get their hands on the book and read what we have to say, they might actually understand our cuisine a little better. It's worth the effort.
There's a lot to chew on in this discussion (ed.: seriously? chew on? bad pun), from the economics of publishing to the interpretation of the term "molecular gastronomy." Go read.

Related to yesterday's post about online media archives, Footnote...

Related to yesterday's post about online media archives, Footnote is compiling an gigantic archive of historical documents and photos and invites you to do the same...your shoebox + the world's archives = let's make history together. For example, their collection from the US National Archives is exclusive to the web.

Footnote also recently launched an interactive version of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial that allows anyone to annotate names on the wall.

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Video of the Day: Charlie Rose Interviews Thomas Keller

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Get inside the mind of chef and restaurant owner Thomas Keller by watching his recent interview on Charlie Rose. It's 22 minutes long, but the most celebrated chef in America should have a lot to say—about his restaurants, his love for roast chicken, his greatest inspiration, and more. [Thanks, dvchurch!]

Charlie Rose Interviews Thomas Keller

Related

Thomas Keller [Wikipedia]
Charlie Rose [Official Site]
Thomas Keller's Favorite Simple Roast Chicken
Sliders at Bouchon Bakery
15 Courses, $210, and One Hot Dog

McMuffin, McNuggets, and The Wire

When I heard that Herb Peterson, inventor of the Egg McMuffin died recently, I couldn't help but think of this scene from The Wire (language NSFW):



Here D'Angelo is teaching his idealistic co-workers a more cynical view of business. He argues that the inventor of McNuggets is probably still slaving away in the McDonald's basement while the people at the top of the company are raking in money from McNugget sales. The Wikipedia page about Chicken McNuggets doesn't mention a specific inventor, so it could be true. Or, maybe more fitting, the McNugget was invented by committee. I've had my share of both McMuffins and McNuggets, but if I had to choose one over the other it'd be the McMuffin without question. (Though I'm trying to quit, honestly.) Sounds like Herb did ok.

0.9.8-rc2 released; and 0.9.9 teaser

0.9.8 is getting closer and closer to release tag, and today we're publishing the next release candidate. The feature freeze finally happened. Since RC1, 0.9.8 branch is only getting bugfixes; this is the list of changes that RC2 introduces:

  • fixed extended2 issues with filtering performance; proximity queries; reject-only queries; quorum queries; certain kinds of duplicate-keyword queries;
  • fixed extended1 phrase queries;
  • fixed extended query parser issues with N-grams and proximity/quorum lengths;
  • fixed highlighting (uses 256 words by default now instead of former 10);
  • fixed index-weights vs. multi-queries;
  • fixed Python API id64 handling and error handling in Query();
  • fixed non-working "exceptions" directive ("synonyms" worked fine);
  • fixed ordinal-related issues (in cases of duplicate document IDs and overlong ordinal values);
  • fixed building on BSD family (now properly including signal.h).

0.9.8-rc2 source and Win32 binaries are available from Downloads page. This time I'm also including Win32 binaries with PostgreSQL support, and Win32 MySQL+SphinxSE binary.

But of course we did not spend three weeks on just bugfixes. Major new features are already being added to 0.9.9 branch. We've implemented 64-bit attributes support and per-query attribute overrides there. The things that are in progress include support of arbitrary expressions for groupby keys, and long-awaited config reload on SIGHUP (that should eliminate the need to restart searchd). Going to publicly release 0.9.9 once those are finalized; but even earlier beta testers are welcome as always.

Also it's about time to finish preparing my talk on Sphinx for the MySQL UC 2008.. not to mention the demo for MySQL Expo. Meet you there!

Chefs Who Blog

418389383_2784cb6805 I’ve wanted to put a list of chef blogs in the right column of this page for ages but a number of posts and articles about chefs who write have forced me off the couch.  Mario and other chefs have decried blogs, viewed them with scorn at best (mainly chefs who own restaurants maligned by bloggers or commenters, often anonymously, a practice I find pathetic and regrettable and I hope short-lived). It’s an understandable response to this new anarchy.  But what about chefs themselves who’ve embraced this new medium, whether by blogging or by reading and responding to blogs? 

Akialex2007 It’s exciting.  Especially when done by Eggbeater and Ideas In Food, two blogs by chefs, pictured here, whom I have great respect for, Shuna Fish Lydon, whom I first met while she was piping gougeres onto silpats at The French Laundry (she stared at me with unconcealed disdain when I confessed I hadn’t read Jane Grigson, a situation I would go on to remedy--perhaps she's a mystic), and Alex Talbot, whom I just met at the offal dinner (he blogs with his wife and fellow chef Aki Kamozawa).  Shuna, based in San Fran, writes visceral emotional poetical (often instructional) posts about her work and life as a pastry chef; Alex and Aki, now based in NYC, write posts about ideas and experiments in cuisine.  These are exemplary blogs.

Shuna recently wrote about responsibilities attending chefs who blog, and food writer and editor Regina Schrambling, herself a blogger, wrote a general story about chefs who blog in the LATimes.  I’ll note many of the links Schrambling and Shuna mention below.  And I’ll link some that I like.  I’ll no doubt leave many out.  But I’d love to have a comprehensive list—so if you’re a professional cook who has a blog, feel free to let me know and mention your blog in a comment.  One of the most rewarding things I’ve done has been to chronicle the life of the chef, generally, to hang out in the kitchen and return with story.  Now the chefs have a vehicle to tell their own stories, to indulge their own obsessions and, importantly, to teach.

“I really believe a blog is for us and can be for many chefs an instrumental tool in the kitchen and outside," Alex wrote in an email.  "Even if nobody but the chef himself looks at what is written/photographed it, takes you a step back and helps you analyze food, ingredients, approach, aesthetics, etc.”

Chefs are becoming better understood for what they do rather than for empty celebrity, and blogs accelerate the process.  It's a good thing that chefs who want to write can now spread their ideas more easily and generously than they do their food.

Here are a few others, in no particular order:

Sean Brock, chef of McCrady’s restaurant in Charleston, SC

Michael Laiskonis, pastry chef of Le Bernardin, Notes from the Kitchen, serious description of the pastry chef's mind at work

Ms. Glaze's Pommes d’Amour: culinary adventures and life in paris, food cooking and life in paris but i like best her stories of life as a female cook in a Michelin 3-star in Paris.

Barbara Fisher, Tigers & Strawberries, chef at a small indian restaurant, blogs about indian cuisine, mainly.

Chad is a hotel cook in Miami trying to remain creative.

Matthew Tivy, Kitchen Confidence

Laurent Gras

My friend Michael Symon, Symon Says

Shola Olunloyo, Studiokitchen, sees chefs as artists and artisans, which I’m normally skeptical about, but he and alex and many others are beginning to justify the claim.

The Noisy Kitchen

Line cook: cooking restaurants life

In Praise of Sardines

Adventures in Dessert, Lindsey Danis’s literary pastry chef blog

Andy Little's Fresh Inspirations in Central PA

David Lebovitz

Chris Cosentino

Others?

FSS: Under Paris 1994

Friday Slide Scan #34 (wow, it’s been over a year) is from early mid-1994; views of Paris, including a couple I bet you haven’t seen.

That time I was staying in big hotel at Porte Maillot; as the view reveals, one of the few really tall buildings in Paris, which is aesthetically a good thing, unless you’re a Jane-Jacobs-ian density-is-good type, which I am.

View of Paris from the big hotel at Porte Maillot

I thought the view looking down from way up there was charming.

Looking down from the big hotel at Porte Maillot

I was traveling around on the Métro, the only way to go. I still have a few tickets, Lord knows how many years old, in my wallet, for sentimental reasons. The Métro has its own smell, like nothing else in the world. Anyhow, there’s this one line where there a bunch of stations named after foreign dignitaries. One is called George V, after an English king of whom I know nothing. On that particular occasion, when I arrived early on a quiet Sunday, I found it was being renovated.

George V Paris Metro station, being renovated

This was oddly visually compelling, so I stuck around and took pictures, resolutely ignoring the Parisians looking askance at the demented gringo. First, an empty frame.

George V Paris Metro station, being renovated

Next, a subway-advertising-poster palimpsest.

George V Paris Metro station, being renovated

Finally, the one old advertisement that hadn’t been (completely) removed.

George V Paris Metro station, being renovated

Images in the Friday Slide Scans are from 35mm slides taken between 1953 and 2003 by (in rough chronological order) Bill Bray, Jean Bray, Tim Bray, Cath Bray, and Lauren Wood; when I know exactly who took one, I’ll say; in this case, Tim Bray. Most but not all of the slides were on Kodachrome; they were digitized using a Nikon CoolScan 4000 ED scanner and cleaned up by a combination of the Nikon scanning software and PhotoShop Elements.

March 27, 2008

Aesthetic Integrity

An application that appears cluttered or illogical is harder to understand and use.

Aesthetic integrity is not a measure of how beautifully your application is decorated. It's a measure of how well the appearance of your application integrates with its function. For example, a productivity application should keep decorative elements subtle and in the background, while giving prominence to the task by providing standard controls and behaviors.

An immersive application is at the other end of the spectrum, and users expect a beautiful appearance that promises fun and discovery. Although an immersive application tends to be focused on providing diversion, however, its appearance still needs to integrate with the task. Be sure you design the user interface elements of such an application carefully, so that they provide an internally consistent experience.

From Apple's iPhone Human Interface Guidelines.

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Mega Lincoln, originally uploaded by bryanboyer.

"If Lincoln, sitting on his throne in his eponymous monument, stood up and walked across the mall to check out the new Capitol Building, we would call him Mega Lincoln. He would stand 28' tall, or about 30' with his mega hat."

I kind of like the idea of Mega Lincoln standing up from his throne and walking across the mall not to check out the new Capitol Building, but instead to go wreak some havoc on the White House. It'd be like a history junky's version of that scene in Independence Day when the aliens destroy Washington (and the audience enjoys it just a bit too much).

(Oh, and in case it isn't clear, the little Lincolns are life-sized, presented for scale against Mega Lincoln.)

Heroes Show

saccoandvan.jpgI'm excited to have been invited to be part of a show opening April 4th in Raleigh, NC called Heroes. In many ways the show has a similar form and aspirations to my Celebrate People's History poster series, with dozens of artists representing their "heroes," mostly people that are under-represented in the mainstream, or completely invisible. I've been on a Sacco & Vanzetti kick lately (Italian anarchists given the death penalty by the state of Massachusetts in 1927), so I made a set of stencil and spraypaint assemblages of them with old Boston Red Sox baseball cards.

Here's the info on the show:
Heroes at Lump Gallery
505 S. Blount
Raleigh, NC
Opening Friday April 4th 7-11 pm
on display through April 26

heroeslumpcard.jpgAnd here is a statement/manifesto from erin o'Hara slavick, one of the shows curators:

When Laura Sharp Wilson and I first began our collaborative series of Heroes (that includes heroines), it was out of a need to name, recognize, honor and remember people who influence, inspire, change, educate and amaze us in our wreck of a world. We have grown accustomed to a comfortable disappointment in, lethargic shock of and a seemingly eternal dissatisfaction with this late-capitalist, “free trade,” global economy world that rewards corporate and military criminals and punishes the poor, the imprisoned, the victims of this system and anyone who tries to make it better, fairer, or a tiny bit more beautiful.
Exhausted, depressed and almost hopeless – or as Helen Caldicott would say, “in a perpetual and survival state of psychic numbing” - Laura and I decided to begin a series of poetic, spontaneous, simple and honest tributes to those who inspire us; who refuse to fight the rich man’s war; who sing truth to power; who write manifestoes of hope; who lead and fight and refuse to let power corrupt; who help the hungry and sick and maimed and poor; visionaries; poets; artists; historians; doctors; activists; Rachel Corrie; Josh White; Frida Khalo; Mother Jones; Paul Farmer; Ina May Gaskin.
We exhibited the first twelve or so of our heroes at the beautiful Bryce’s Barbershop Gallery in Olympia, Washington. I take my hat off to my comrade Laura Sharp Wilson for always meeting me halfway as an artist, mother, teacher, friend, activist – through thick and thin – but especially for taking this project on. Laura is the reason why the Heroes project is growing and hopefully, traveling. She invited 50 artists to respond to the idea of heroes and the heroic, to join us in our efforts to offer glimmers of hope and resistance in our dark and troubled times. The response includes a heroic wonder woman, Louise Bourgeois, Dennis Kucinich, abstractions, Marguerite Barankitse – who saved 25 children during the Rwandan genocide – among many others. While some may claim that we do not need another hero, I think we need and have many in our daily lives. If this project helps artists to focus on something bigger than themselves, gives the audience some light and inspiration amidst the gloom and desperation, then it is had done a good job.
Certainly, Heroes will not end the brutal, senseless and immoral war in Iraq, but it may help us to fight harder to end it sooner. Heroes might take us by the fearful hand to block the road to Caterpillar bulldozers on their way to destroy Palestinian homes. Heroes may open our eyes enough to see that we can be our own heroes. I have spent a lot of time thinking about what makes a hero. For me, she is usually someone who would do something I do not have the courage to do. While I want to be a war tax resister, I am not because I do not want to go to jail (leaving my two small children). He is someone who consistently sees and shares the optimistic light despite criminal genocides, the capitalist victory of greed over community, the endless examples of cruelty, selfishness and ugliness. Heroes shine. They may have that Gramscian “pessimism of the spirit,” but they practice his “optimism of the will.”
At the time of this writing I still have not decided who my hero will be for this manifestation of Heroes – either Howard Zinn (I just want to sing his name) for making anarchy and impeachment sound like the most rational, logical and democratic things on earth, or John Berger (I just want to sing his name too) for always offering intense critique and steadfast solidarity through his generous writings, or mothers trying to protect their children beneath American bombs, or Sue Coe, Cesar Chavez, Student Action with Farmworkers, my parents, Sacco and Vanzetti, Subcommandante Marcos; Billy Bragg, Woody Guthrie, Bayard Ruskin, Junius Scales, Felix Gonzalez-Torres, Susan Sontag, people all over the world marching against war, people who believe that ending and abolishing war is not only possible but necessary.

Hezbollah Tofu, as announced on Serious Eats:

Me: It would be really funny to veganize Anthony Bourdain's recipes.

Another person: We should make and sell a zine, then donate the proceeds to a vegan charity.

So many things are wonderful about this, perhaps most wonderful is the emergence of Serious Eats as a place for culture hackers to announce their work.

Matsui's Marriage Will Cost Jeter Some Money

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Photo of Hideki Matsui holding up a drawing of his wife by the AP

Hideki Matsui is sneakier than he looks. First, he disappears Wednesday to get married. On Thursday, it transpired that earlier this year, Matsui, while already engaged, had joined a bet with Derek Jeter and Bobby Abreu, two other Yankees bachelors. The three would award the prize to the one that got married first. Matsui won, tying the knot with his girlfriend, a woman he said is "a 25-year-old civilian and had formerly been working in a reputable position at a highly respected company. I cannot go into further details at this current time." Such mystery!

As for the bet, Jeter wasn't pleased he got played for the fool. “That’s not hilarious, that’s sad, that’s real sad,” Jeter said. “If he wanted the money, all he had to do was ask. He didn’t really have to do it.” Technically, Jeter has a year to get married himself -- Abreu has only six months because he has a girlfriend -- but his only hope of keeping his money is to extort Matsui. Jeter knows the name of the anonymous bride, and he said he'll reveal it if Matsui doesn't fork over the money. But he also told reporters, “I got one year? No chance. I’ll give him the money today. That’s pretty good. How do you say sneaky in Japanese?"

Abreu already conceded. Should his girlfriend be worried about a fear of commitment? Should women in New York be even more on the lookout for Jeter?

ipods that make you thin...and save your soul

I love this little tidbit from the Apple patent filing today...

The lifestyle companion system also can interview the user about non-health related topics, e.g., spirituality/religion, identity (e.g., sense of belonging), relationships, career, financial condition, environment, hobbies, interests, other personal information, and goals regarding the same. 

Can't wait to see the privacy policy on that one.

Obama: "I'm Not Vetting My Pastor"

One question that the Wright controversy has raised is this: Did Obama see it coming?

Was the Obama campaign aware, or prepared for the eventuality, that such incendiary comments would be surfacing? Should it have been?

In an interview to air tomorrow on ABC, Obama addressed this in a strikingly straightforward way:

"I'm not vetting my pastor," Obama told "The View." "I didn't have a research team during the course of 20 years to go pull every sermon he's given and see if there's something offensive that he's said."

Obama may not be willing to do this, but you can bet that the Republicans are already doing it quite diligently, thank you very much.

To be clear, that's not a criticism of Obama. Presuming this is true, it's another sign that he's just not willing to approach this problem in a conventional political fashion, and is willing to accept the liabilities that accompany this decision -- or is perhaps confident that he can talk his way out of them.

'BucksWire: Early Clover adopters aren't just pissed...

2008_03_bucks.jpgEarly Clover adopters aren't just pissed that the company 'sold out' to the man or that Starbucks has a new monopoly: they are also mourning the loss of CloverNet. The website, which will be shut down 60 days after the sale, collected data from every Clover owner in the country and was a integral tool in learning how to use the machine: "They helped the company compile data about sales, about how the machines are holding up in the field and which specific times, doses and temperatures showcased individual coffees best. Now that information is something that Starbucks — a direct competitor to every small cafe in the country — has ownership of, and soon it will no longer be available to original Clover users." [Diner's Journal]

Ideas by Jason Kottke - Big Think [del.icio.us]

That's a lot of Kottke heads.

Obama Endorses Pricing as “Thoughtful and Innovative”

bloobama.jpgLast month Barack Obama released details of a vaguely encouraging transportation platform, pledging investment in rail and "livable communities." Today the Democratic presidential candidate endorsed congestion pricing.

In town for a speech and fundraising events, Obama was introduced at Cooper Union by Mayor Bloomberg this morning.

WNYC reports:

Speaking not far from Wall Street, Barack Obama told a Manhattan audience that the US needs better oversight of national financial markets, help for financially stressed homeowners and an additional $30 billion stimulus package.

REPORTER: Later, in an exclusive interview with WNYC, Senator Obama said he supports congestion pricing.

OBAMA: I think Mayor Bloomberg's proposal for congestion pricing is a thoughtful and innovative approach to the problem.

REPORTER: Obama said congestion pricing should not replace federal funding of mass transit.

Maybe this will take some more air out of the right-wing conspiracy theory, propagated most vocally by Congressman Anthony Weiner.

In the interest of equal time (sort of), Bill Clinton has also expressed approval for pricing -- and cycling.

Photo: AP

Skullphone Speaks!

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Finally caught up with Skullphone and had a quick conversation about the brouhaha that's been stirred up by his tag popping up on 10 digital billboards around LA. Skullphone would neither confirm nor deny Wired's report that the billboard time was purchased from Clear Channel. The firestorm began when the story was originally reported on Supertouch. I had reported that sources had told me that it was indeed a hack. Here are some sound bites from my conversation with Skullphone "The art of hacking I know nothing about. What is hacking? What is art?" "People thought Bob Dylan sold out when he went electric. I guess people weren't ready for it." "To me it's American art. The (now digital) billboard on the side of the highway." "'Skullphone digital billboards.' It was a logical fit." "Once again, it’s a matter of semantics. What does it mean to hack the system. Is getting people to think for themselves hacking?" "Skullphone has a right to be there."

Recognition!

Serdar Yegulalp picked up on my Open Source Is Not Just a License post and highlighted it in a post to his Information Week blog. He writes:

There is indeed a great deal to gain by contributing, and while many people might sniff at the fact that at least some of it is PR (as Tim put it), it’s easy to forget that PR is a crucial ingredient in the glue that holds together a community. A person with a bad reputation as a fair player is less likely to be welcomed into any community; someone who has a track record of playing fairly — or at least attempting to play more fairly — will be welcomed and will be able to reap the benefits all the more enthusiastically. You tend to give more when you know you’ll get more in return.

He goes on:

What Tim means by open source not just being a license is reflected in all of this. Anyone can write and release something under an open source license — yes, even Microsoft — but that doesn’t mean they’ll be used, re-used, built on or well-respected. That takes time and engagement, and a sense that you need to give as good as you get.

There are times when I think I’m talking to myself in what I think. Perhaps I could be mistaken.

Welcome to the cheesiest of cheeses!

So the more astute of you have noticed that things around here quieted down a lot over the past nine or ten months, and those of you who click through the links know why... so I guess it's time to come clean and introduce you all to the fruits of all that labor1:

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That's Annabelle, born this past weekend -- she's perfectly healthy and perfectly beautiful, down to the tiniest of details. Shannon did an amazing job, and we couldn't be happier to have grown our family by just over seven pounds of sheer scrumptiousness. We're slowly acclimating to the changes that a newborn brings to our house, trying to bathe and get out of the house at least once a day, and wondering how it's possible to love someone this much after less than a week of being in each others' lives.

1 pun intended

(with comments)

Conversation with Matt Jones, Co-founder/Designer, Dopplr

This week I had the opportunity to talk with Adaptive Path’s old friend Matt Jones, Co-founder and Designer of Dopplr. He’s one of our featured speakers at next month’s MX conference. Some excerpts from our conversation over instant messenger follow, and the whole interview can be found over at my own blog, the Second Verse. Matt and I share a mutual love for some very particular (peculiar?) subjects, so the interview explores some unpredictable territory: the Situationists, Jack Kirby inventions, Grant Morrison, movement in hyperspace, and what the success of the iPhone means to the rest of the mobile device industry. Matt was kind enough to share a ton of information about his perspective and his influences - I hope you enjoy reading the interview.

Also, be sure to remember tto register by March 31st for MX - On April 1st, the price goes up. MX is on April 20-22 in San Francisco, the price right now is $1,495. After March 31st, the price jumps to $1,595. (You also get a free iPod Shuffle when you register for MX by March 31st). So register today!

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Bloomberg Introduces Obama at Cooper-Union Today

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Photograph of Bloomberg introducing Obama at the Cooper Union this morning by Alex Brandon/AP

Presidential hopeful Barack Obama will be speaking in NYC today, as part of Cooper Union Dialogue Series. And Mayor Bloomberg's office "took the highly unusual step" of issuing a release letting the media know Bloomberg would be introducing Obama. Aw, that's what any billionaire mayor would do for his breakfast buddy!

Though Bloomberg hasn't decided on supporting a presidential candidate yet, he did say, when announcing he would not run for president, he'd support a candidate who "takes an independent, nonpartisan approach." And one of his aides did float the idea of an Obama-Bloomberg ticket.

Obama's speech is expected to be about the economy. And the odds are high that another man from Illinois, Abraham Lincoln, who gave a speech at Cooper Union on Feburary 27, 1860, will be mentioned.

If you're going to the speech, let us know how it was. And if you take pictures, send them to photos(at)gothamist(dot)com or tag them "gothamist" on Flickr.

Update: The Daily Politics' Elizabeth Benjamin reports that Bloomberg gave Obama a warm welcome, but didn't endorse him, "I have not endorsed a candidate for president, but have been very clear in my hope that all the candidates will explain in detail how they will address the great challenges in our country. And I hope they will all come here to this great hall to do it." Bloomberg added that not everyone will agree with Obama, "This is New York, after all."

Obama, though, loves Bloomberg:

"At a time when Washington is divided in old ideological battles, he shows us what can be achieved when we bring people together to seek pragmatic solutions.

Not only has he been a remarkable leader for New York –he has established himself as a major voice in our national debate on issues like renewing our economy, educating our children, and seeking energy independence.

Mr. Mayor, I share your determination to bring this country together to finally make progress for the American people."Obama also said the U.S. is definitely in a recession, due to the subprime mortgage crisis and the war. He said McCain's economic plan "amounts to little more than watching this crisis happen." Obama presented six principles to help reform and "establish a 21st century regulatory system":

  • First, if you can borrow from the government, you should be subject to government oversight and supervision. (So, if the Fed steps in and gives a loan to an institution, a la JP Morgan-Bear Stearns, then the Fed should be make liquidity and capital requirements.)
  • Second, there needs to be general reform of the requirements to which all regulated financial institutions are subjected.
  • Third, we need to streamline a framework of overlapping and competing regulatory agencies. (There are some cases where institutions don't fit into the existing framework, and therefore, aren't regulated.)
  • Fourth, we need to regulate institutions for what they do, not what they are.
  • Fifth, we must remain vigilant and crack down on trading activity that crosses the line to market manipulation. (A reference to traders who spread rumors about Bear Stearns to hedge bets against them.)
  • Sixth, we need a process that identifies systemic risks to the financial system. (Obama suggests creating a "financial market oversight commission" that would meet with the President, Congress, and regulators regularly.)
Here's the advance text of his speech.

Tom Davidson


Boing Boing's Moderation Policy

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Life is an unending series of auditions. Get used to it.

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● Our collective recent history, online

In past few years, several prominent US magazines and newspapers have begun to offer their extensive archives online and on DVD. In some cases, this includes material dating back to the 1850s. Collectively it is an incredible record of recent human history, the ideas, people, and events that have shaped our country and world as recorded by writers, photographers, editors, illustrators, advertisers, and designers who lived through those times. Here are some of most notable of those archives:

Harper's Magazine offers their entire archive online, from 1850 to 2008. Most of it is only available to the magazine's subscribers. Associate editor Paul Ford talks about how Harper's archive came to be.

The NY Times provides their entire archive online, most of it for free. Most of the stories from 1923 to 1986 are available for a small fee. The Times briefly launched an interface for browsing their archive called TimesMachine but withdrew it soon after launch.

Time Magazine has their entire archive online for free, from 1923 to the present.

Sports Illustrated has all their issues online for free, dating back to 1954.

The Atlantic Monthly offers all their articles since Nov 1995 and a growing number from their archive dating back to 1857 for free. For a small fee, most of the rest of their articles are available as well, although those from Jan 1964 - Sept 1992 are not.

The Washington Post has archives going back to 1877. Looks like most of it is for pay.

The New Yorker has free archives on their site going back to 2001, although only some of the articles are included. All of their articles, dating back to 1925, are available on The Complete New Yorker DVD set for $40.

Rolling Stone offers some of their archive online but the entire archive (from 1967 to 2007) is available as a 4-DVD set for $79.

Mad Magazine released a 2-DVD set of every issue of the magazine from 1952-2006.

And more to come...old media is slowly figuring out that more content equals more traffic, sometimes much more traffic.

In rare form, Meatpaper #3 outflanks the competition

Meatpaper Cover and spread

The Spring 2008 issue of Meatpaper, the magazine’s third, is out and it’s even better than the first two. One of the editors (Sasha Wizansky and Amy Standen) admits she has gone back to vegetarianism, and perhaps coincidentally there is a complicated new awareness to the array of articles and a little less fetishization of the flesh. If you think about meat, really think about it, you must also contemplate death, and that is what the most interesting of the pieces in this issue do.

Among the standouts: Novella Carpenter, to whose City Farmer blog and journalism pieces we frequently link, is the subject rather than author of a Q&A titled "Do farm animals survive by dying?" The photographs of her backyard turkey slaughter are stunning, and Carpenter’s thoughtful defense of slaughter resonates. It’s followed by an almost, but not quite, as persuasive interview with animal-rights leader and vegan Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson, who believes we have no right to take the life of another sentient creature. A discussion of the butcher shops who quietly sell pork ("white steak") in Israel, an interview with the makers of a short film about a halal storefront slaughterhouse in New York City, and a first-person account by a chef who had to learn to become a butcher are also all well done, yet not at all dry. (OK, OK, I’ll stop now.)

I was particularly fascinated by Colin Dickey’s look at in-vitro cloned meat. (in December we linked to a BoingBoingTV video about SymbioticA, the Australian art collective mentioned in the piece that turns growing cloned meat into performance art.) Unfortunately lab-grown meat is not as victimless as its backers would like to believe: the crucial ingredient to culturing the meat is fetal bovine serum, "extracted from the still-beating heart of a calf fetus in utero." Both the calf and the cow die as result. And scientists call this progress?

I also have an article in it about eating sheep testicles in Tunisia, with ballsy photos (above) by my husband, but funnily enough it’s one of the least Ethicureanish articles in the issue.

The issue is not online, but you can find it at major bookstores, and subscription is $28 for 4 issues. Also, if you live in the Bay Area, you can buy copies at the Meatpaper shindig this Sunday. They throw a great party. Bart and I’ll be there, with Elanor from the Ethicurean — say hi!

Delicately knit human organs (brain, heart, intestines) by Sarah Illenberger....

Delicately knit human organs (brain, heart, intestines) by Sarah Illenberger. See also the Brain Bag. (via this is that)

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Secret Lives of Dresses #13


Secret Lives of Dresses #13


She was sitting on a gunmetal-gray velvet pouffe, feeling uncomfortable. It wasn't my fault; I'm very comfortable. I know every dress says she's comfortable, but I really am.

The waiter had already come by twice, but she hadn't touched her champagne. I think she only took it to keep them from asking her if she wanted any.

I knew something had happened when I felt myself tighten; she'd taken a deep breath. She didn't let it out for a long time. She stared into the bottom of the glass.

A shadow loomed over us, and a light voice said "Kathy! You, here?"

He wasn't very tall, and he wasn't very young, but he wasn't old, either. In brighter light I bet you'd see gray in his hair. His evening dress was immaculate, but it looked as if he wore it every day, like he put it on right after breakfast. It was tailored to hide a little bit of a belly, I thought.

He sank down beside her. A waiter immediately appeared, and he took a glass. I could feel him staring; it felt like being next to a hot radiator.

"You look perfectly elegant," he said.

"It'd be a nicer compliment if you didn't sound so surprised," she answered. She took her first sip from the glass.

"Well, I usually see you in dungarees and an old shirt. Or a boiler suit. Although I must admit the boiler suit can be pretty cute."

"That's what I paint in. This is what I -- " she waved the glass around " -- whatever this is -- in."

"This is Elena's showoff party. Are you showing off?"

"I think I'm being shown off. Or I'm going to be. She bought something last month. The big canvas -- you remember? And with a big canvas you get a personal appearance by the artist. Plus Green Stamps."

"Ah." He smiled. "That explains all. Even the dress. Did she send it?"

"Her secretary did. I even get to keep it."

"Elena likes to make sure of all the details, she does. It's endearing in her ... and lovely on you."

She looked into her glass again. "Where's the Countess? I didn't see her."

"She's with the Count. Wherever he is."

I could feel her turn towards him, slightly. "Should I feel sorry for you? Or for her?"

"Do you feel sorry for the library book when it has to go back to the library?"

"Sometimes, sometimes I do. If I didn't get a chance to read it before it was due."

"Well, then, you shouldn't feel sorry for either of us on that account. We figured out how the story ended."

"And it's really ended? This time?"

"Big letters, saying "THE END" appeared on the screen. I believe there was a sunset involved. Probably a horse, too."

"You're mixing things up. We were talking about books, not movies."

"We were?"

Music started in the other room.

"C'mon," he said. A waiter was right there, again. He was the kind of man waiters liked. He took her glass away and put it on the waiting tray, next to his. "Let's dance."

When he put his hand on her waist I felt her gut clench, but I don't think he felt it.

"You dance like you paint," he said.

"Lots of blue?"

"Lots of air." He smiled down at her. Not very far down; their faces were close together. "Lightness. Lots of little surprises, surprises you only find after a very long time looking."

She didn't say anything, but I felt her relax, just a bit.

"The funny thing about you, Kathy, is that as a woman, you're very direct. More direct than most women. As an artist, though ... you're oblique."

"That's an interesting interpretation," she said. "I have told you how much I hate being compared to 'most women', though, haven't I?"

"You see? Direct. Of course, most women want to think they're unique. The difference is, you actually are."

He sounded so dispassionate, as if he were talking about auto insurance or Korea; that alone should have tipped me off that he wasn't.

"And what about you? Are you unique?"

"Me, I'm right off the assembly line. They make ten thousand of me a year, and you can get me in any color you like, with an optional radio."

"I could give you a custom paint job." She grinned at him. It was the first time she'd smiled since she put me on.

"I bet you could. Good thing I like blue."

They had drifted to the edge of the dance floor as the music stopped. A large woman in an electric-green dress swooped down on them. There was a jeweled clip in the shape of a peacock feather in her hair, and her eyes were lined in the same peacock color. She spoke in a low voice but it carried like a shout.

"My two geniuses! Of course you know each other! How perfect! Clancy, doesn't she look deee-vine?"

"Absolutely," he said. "I was just telling her so."

"Liar," she said.

"I was getting around to it." He looked like a sulky boy, just for a moment.

Elena wasn't paying attention; she had her head turned towards the band. "Clancy," she said. "I know I said I wasn't going to make you do this, but the drummer got a hernia or indigestion or malaria or something, and the replacement won't be here for twenty minutes -- would you play something?"

He looked doubtful. Elena didn't notice.

"Please, Clancy -- it would mean so much to me. And everyone here loves you, you know that. Play something for me?"

"For you, Elena, anything," he said. He shrugged. "Although you're making me stand Kathy up for the next dance. I can't dance and play at the same time."

Elena laughed. "If anyone could, you could, Clancy." She was still looking towards the band. "Oh, and play something new, will you? Thanks, darling!" She hurried off.

"Play something new, will you, darling?" she said, imitating Elena.

He looked away, absent for a moment. He took a deep breath. "I think I will play something new," he said. "Be careful what you ask for." He headed up towards the piano.

Elena was already up there. I thought she would make an announcement, but she just said, "Everybody, Clancy!" There was a lot of applause.

She didn't clap. She just looked at him.

He sat down and did an elaborate jokey hand stretch. He dropped his hands on the keyboard in a dramatic chord. The room went quiet.

"Ladies and gentlemen," he said. "This is a new piece. It's called "Kathy"."

I can't really tell you what it sounded like; I can only tell you that she shivered and got goosebumps. And that I got really mussed during the cab ride home, but I didn't care.

[NB: this is a first draft ... wrote it all this morning very quickly! so it might change.]

March 26, 2008

Dignity, thy name is Rick Astley

Rick AstleyI love Rick Astley even more after reading his thoughts on Rickrolling in this LA Times interview.

“Listen, I just think it’s bizarre and funny. My main consideration is that my daughter doesn’t get embarrassed about it.”

The thing is, I actually really enjoy "Never Gonna Give You Up", and honestly, I'd rather watch its video than most of the things people link to on the web. So there.

"A sizable proportion of Democrats would vote for John McCain

"A sizable proportion of Democrats would vote for John McCain next November if he is matched against the candidate they do not support for the Democratic nomination."
Gallup's press release re. their new poll results succinctly encapsulates the Slow Motion Democratic Disaster happening before your very eyes.

A Change Is Gonna Come

A new MLB.com homepage...

New MLB team homepages...

And now a new blogging community here at Major League Baseball.

Please keep an eye on this space, as MLBlogs are about to be relaunched in coming days. There will be radical changes, an all-new blogging environment, some exciting advances, some getting used to, and we think you are going to enjoy it as the first of many upcoming 2008 steps toward enhancing the overall user community around MLB.com.

Thanks to everyone who has been part of our first iteration here dating back to Tommy Lasorda's first-ever MLBlogs post on April 18, 2005, the season the White Sox ended their drought. For you existing MLBloggers or those who are thinking about blogging here, please be sure to watch this space closely between now and Friday night. As Sam Cooke sang, "A Change Is Gonna Come."

If all goes according to schedule, blogging the traditional season openers won't be the same.

A sampling of typewriter typefaces. (via reference library)

A sampling of typewriter typefaces. (via reference library)

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Skullphone Hacked It!

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Two days ago we reported that Skullphone had hacked Clear Channel's digital billboards in LA and threw up his signature tag. Today Wired blog network is running a story in which Clear Channel claims that Skullphone bought the time from them, that he didn't hack it at all. Well, wait a minute! My sources, who spoke directly to Skullphone, say it isn't true. He did indeed hack is way into the Clear Channel computer. Guess Clear Channel doesn't want to look bad. PS. Wired -- and the blogs that foolishly picked up their story -- shouldn't have taken Skullphone's word for it either.

Good News/Bad News: Momofuku Ko

2008_03_kogoodnews2.jpgMomofuku Ko needs no introduction here. David Chang's 12 seat space has been open for two weeks now, and natch, the people have already posted about their meals on forums, food blogs, and user review sites galore. The critics already got to have their say during the previews, but what do the people think? As with any endeavor, there is some good news and some bad:

1) Good News: Cleaned My Plate has one of the first food blogger reviews of the Ko, and she likee: "By the end of the course we were dipping pieces of crab from the other dish into the creamy and spicy dressing. If they sold bottles by the door, I would have bought two. Pea Soup with cannelloni of vegetables ruined me for any future pea soup I may try. It was, hands down, the best pea soup I’ve ever had...The triumph of the night, a reason in itself to try and secure a reservation and shell out $85 for the menu, was the shaved foie gras atop Riesling gelee, lychees, and pine nut brittle...It doesn’t get much better than this." [Cleaned My Plate]

2) Sort of Bad News: "We had a great time. The food was very good, even great at time...On the downside, I can see a lot of people thinking that $175pp (including wine pairing, tax and tip) is a lot for a meal you are eating at a bar. With very limited service. For that kind of money, you can have a good 3-star sit down meal and feel pampered. I think you need to be a certain sort of person to enjoy this place. Which sort of leads to the other negative...Now this may be a passing phase, but the crowd was a little too pretentious. The people on both sides of my group were trying to guess every ingredient and quizzed the chefs about too much of their every step. So much for the magic of the meal." [Eater Inbox]

3) Ecstatic News: The only Citysearch review just loses it all together for this place. It's a bit over the top, even for Citysearch: "This is some of the most exciting food anywhere in the U.S -- provided you can get a reservation in the 45 seconds before tables are fully booked on-line each day at 10 A.M. David Chang et al. are geniuses, serving an 8-10 course menu for the bargain price (really!) of $85. While everything on the menu works in a seamless progression -- complemented uncannily by the $50 wine pairing...Not since an eating expedition to San Sebastian, Spain have I had such exhilirating food. The most interesting aspect of the restaurant is that you are served by one of several chefs, who stand directly behind a long counter preparing the food. For both the chef-struck and merely chef-curious, this is a fascinating experience." [Citysearch]

4) Bad News: Most of the Chowhounders seemed blown away by Momo' Ko, but this one did not have a great time: "I hate to be a party pooper but I wasn't blown away by my meal there a few Saturdays ago. I go to Momofuku Ssam Bar a lot and I've had several dishes there which we just as good. I'm probably over influenced by the price though. It ended up being $180 p/p with the wine pairing (tax and tip included)...I didn't love the egg or deep fried short rib that everyone else is raving about. The texture of the outside of the egg (the white part) was odd and slightly chewy. The deep fried short rib tasted, well, deep fried...the server pointedly joked that the apple pie was not from McDonald's which immediately caused me to think, wow this is kinda like a McDonald's apple pie." [Chowhound]

5) Good News: The eGulleters have been all over this place from day one. But here's a review from someone who went after the public opening: "A really outstanding dinner last night ...LOVED the house-made english muffins with whipped pork fat and fresh bay leaves. Pretty comprehensive wine list...Watching the guys cook was great, although we seemed to be the only ones chatting with them about what they were doing...which they seemed to like. At one point one chef brought us a plate and asked us to tell him what it was - fun! Finally, interesting to note that my wife and I (I'm in my late 30's and she's in her mid 40's) appeared to be the oldest people in the room all evening. No sign of friends, insiders or other industry types as far as I could tell." [eGullet]

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Google removes alleged Chicago drug deal photos from Google Maps

this Gawker article captured all the photos before they were pulled  

Carla Bruni Adds Repetto to her Repertoire

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The hot topic in Paris last week was President Sarkozy's recent wedding to the former model turned smoky-voiced chanteuse Carla Bruni. Most people seemed to think the shot-gun wedding was silly and Sarkozy's popularity seems to have suffered for it. Carla however is continuing to create with a specially designed shoe for Bridget Bardot's favorite ballet-inspired shoe company Repetto's 60th anniversary. Here is the picture of her shoe from the halls of the Parisian department store Printemps -- notice how her tag says "Carla Bruni - Artist." Really? Artist? After over two decades in the spotlight for various activities, including dating Mick Jagger while he was still married to Jerry Hall I think she could have picked a different title than artist. Perhaps now First Lady would have been better suited?

What Adaptive Path Thinks When It Thinks About Eyetracking

Recently, we had a discussion on an internal mailing list about eyetracking, specifically around why we didn’t use it as a research tool.

Brandon:

First, lack of availability of it and familiarity with it as a research tool.

Second, I find it difficult to interpret the data. So someone did look at something first, second, third, and then ignored some of the rest of the page. I think a good information designer could have devised the flow of the eye on the UI on their own. What I value is the interpretation, which I can get from a few participants “thinking aloud” when walking through a prototype.

Andrew:

I agree that the data may be difficult to interpret, or, at least read into great detail. But, eye tracking can help identify hot spots on the screen or interface that enable the designer to refine the placement of important content or interactions.For example, having the 3rd spot on Google’s Adsense ranking is often desirable. It’s the top spot on the right hand column of ads. Studies have shown that eyes are drawn there more than eyes are drawn to the first and second ad spaces at the top of the page. This affects how some companies buy ads.

Same goes for understanding car dashboards. Knowing where users eyes rest or gravitate towards when faced with continually distracting circumstances helps designers focus on those important locations.

Peter:

Long ago (when I was at Epinions), I looked into eyetracking as a research tool. It was prohibitively expensive. Since that time, I’ve done quite well without it, and haven’t felt the urge to go back. And you rarely hear about eyetracking leading to crucial insights.That said, I just finished watching a presentation that should probably be considered must-see at Adaptive Path — Jensen Harris’ talk at MIX08 on the development of the UI for Office 2007. It’s long (the presentation is 75 minutes, with another 15 for Q&A), and remarkably detailed. Jensen shows many paths considered but not taken, and explains how they got to where they did.

Among the tools Jensen’s team used was eyetracking. When you’re making detailed UI design decisions, eyetracking contributes to some crucial understandings. He showed a movie of someone trying to find the Find feature in Office 2003… It was pretty much all he needed to persuade the Office team that a serious reorganization of the features was necessary.

Todd W:

I did a good bit of eyetracking work a few years ago (even published some papers) and was left with the feeling that it’s not really worth the expense except in very specific situations.Consider my experience: We were evaluating different interfaces for searching video content and wanted to know whether text or still images were most helpful for different tasks. People weren’t good at reporting where they looked, what they spent the most time on, or what was most helpful. Eyetracking helped us figure out that text was still more important to them than a still image — though a small animated clip was most helpful. We spent thousands and thousands of dollars on equipment and many hours getting it to work — these systems are horribly complex and unreliable. I came away feeling that we could have gotten to the place we did much faster and cheaper by just iterating quickly and evaluating all of our concepts with users. While they may not be able to explicitly articulate what they are doing, over time you can figure it out with some trial and error.

The allure of eyetracking was that it gave you statistics — great for academic papers — and cool images of sight paths. It counts as EVIDENCE in a way that other forms of quick and dirty research don’t — sounds like this was the big win for Jensen Harris.

Eyetracking is helpful when you need to know something extremely tactical at a very precise level of detail. But we should think very hard about the payoff. There’s a great deal of overhead and it’s difficult to make this a flexible, nimble process.

Given Todd’s concerns with the cost, I looked around a bit, and found some attempts at using simple webcams for eyetracking. I’d love to know more about such low-cost approaches.

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Note: Alou Hopes to Return in April

Moises Alou visited the Mets locker room yesterday, and told reporters that he hopes to re-join the team towards the end of April.

Alou is recovering from hernia surgery.

Over the weekend, during an interview with WFAN, Omar Minaya said he would like to have Alou back by April, but expects him to return in May.

Willie Randolph, regarding Alou, talking to reporters after yesterday’s game:

“He looked great, he’s in great shape…He promised me he would stay in shape, and it looks like he’s working on it pretty good…I hope we can get him back really quick.”

…unfortunately, i don’t think alou has a problem staying in shape…he’s just prone to injury…it must just be biological bad luck…of course, being in shape will help limit the damage

To hear audio from Alou’s talk with reporters, check out John Delcos’s blog for the Journal News.

For more on Alou, read the Daily News, New York Post, Newsday and the Star-Ledger.

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The 10 Most Insane, Child-Warping Moments of ’80s Cartoons

Written by Todd Ciolek

transformerswtf.png The ’80s were supposed to be a harmless time for toys and the cartoons that sold them. Whether shilling lines of action figures or promoting characters who would eventually be action figures, these shows were designed to eat up kids’ attention in 30-minute blocks while ham-handedly promoting good citizenship and hygiene. In spite of this, cartoons sometimes snuck in certain moments that were clearly designed to break impressionable minds and pervert the youth of America. In the interests of helping a generation get through long-stewing cartoon-related stress disorders, we’re confronting the worst things the ’80s ever did to us.

10) Shipwreck’s Family Melts in G.I. Joe
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Rule one of traumatizing kids through cartoons: abuse the most beloved character. And G.I. Joe’s most beloved character was Shipwreck, the likable naval wisecracker who was in no way based on Jack Nicholson. So the episode “There’s No Place Like Springfield” took Shipwreck and stuck him in a bizarre simulacrum of the future, in which he was living in a small town with his wife and a daughter he didn’t remember having.

Of course, the whole thing’s a plot by Cobra, and all of Shipwreck’s down-home friends and family are Synthoid androids. This is slowly revealed as people around Shipwreck start melting right before his eyes (see the eight-minute mark above), and his wife and daughter eventually try to shoot him inside a burning home, before Shipwreck’s pet parrot swoops in and melts them with a magic ray. Paranoia? Fake families? Perfect for the Cold War.

9) The Care Bears Raise the Dead in The Care Bears Movie II
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The Care Bears were purportedly intended to promote Christian values, but they generally pushed the same lessons as filthy amoral heathen cartoon characters: believe in yourself, eat your vegetables, don’t litter, don’t cut in line, don’t be an asshole, and don’t sell your soul to demons. Yet there’s one moment where the sky-dwelling bears go into full-blown Jesus mode and raise the dead.

The second Care Bears movie pits the legions of bears and other toy-friendly animals against a malevolent shape-shifting creature named Dark Heart, who demands a picked-on girl’s soul in exchange for making her the best athlete in her summer camp. The girl, later realizing she’d been a moron, joins the Care Bears in confronting Dark Heart at the film’s end, and, in a strangely morbid turn for a cartoon inspired by American Greetings, catches a villain-propelled lightning bolt and, at about the two-minute mark in this clip, dies.

As the human-shaped Dark Heart cradles her lifeless form, the Care Bears devise a solution straight out of old Peter Pan plays: yelling that they care and asking all of the movie’s audience to join in. Of course, it works, thus teaching children that one can resurrect the deceased by sheer force of will. One can only imagine all the soon-to-be-disappointed kids left screaming at dead family pets or grandmothers’ caskets.

8) Turtle-Human Lust in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Over the course of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, each of the turtles got his own love interest, and none of them, mercifully, ever included their most prominent human ally, April O’Neil. As we all saw it, they were all just friends. Our perspective didn’t change until later, thanks to the Internet and a lot of things we’d just as soon not discuss.

Yet there’s at least one scene that gives us viewers pause: in the episode “April Fool,” April leaves behind her yellow jumpsuit for once and dons formal wear. For some reason, she treks down into the sewers to show off her gown to Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo and Michelangelo. At the 3:27 mark here, all of them are on the verge of howling like Tex Avery wolves, with even Splinter, the turtles’ sanguine rat-man mentor, ogling a woman not of his species. And then the turtles follow April out of the room, clogging the door in one writhing mass of undisguised reptile lust. Horrifying.

7) The Smurfs Sing Someone to Death in The Smurfs
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On the list of threatening cartoon characters, the Smurfs land just above the Snorks and just below the Shirt Tales, who could probably still tear a grown man apart if they all attacked at once. But there’s another side to the Smurfs and their seemingly innocuous world of mushroom houses and single-trait characters. And it’s not just the “GNAP” virus.

In their first Christmas special, the Smurfs were called upon to save two lost children and their longtime nemesis Gargamel from a sorcerer who, as the show goes on, is clearly painted as an emissary from Hell. The Smurfs fight back the only way they can: by singing an interminable non-Christmas song with the refrain “Goodness makes the badness go away.” And the Satan-worshipping sorcerer screams and screams and screams until he disappears. Don’t fuck with Smurfs.

6) Seaspray Loves a Mermaid, Becomes a Mermaid and Hits on Bumblebee in Transformers
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Never mind all of the gruesome mechanical death in the Transformers movie or the episode where Perceptor became a robot geisha on a planet of feudal Japanese aliens; the most screwed-up moment in Transformers cartoon history comes when the burbling-voiced Seaspray commits several crimes against nature.
Dispatched to break up a Decepticon mining operation on a distant civilized planet, Seaspray quickly strikes the fancy of Alana, one of the entirely humanoid natives. In a testament to just how little the writers of Transformers cared at this point in the show, it’s revealed that she and her people use a magic pool to change into mermaids.

Though the pool is shown to destroy robots, Seaspray jumps in and becomes an Aquaman look-a-like. Not only is it weird, it also demonstrates that Transformers have souls…which makes the full-scale robot slaughters in the movie all the more disturbing. Also disturbing: the episode’s opening moments, in which Seaspray has an oddly romantic oceanside conversation with a clearly uneasy Bumblebee.

5) My Little Pony and The Hosts of Hell in My Little Pony
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Unlike every other cartoon based on a toy line, My Little Pony had no pre-designated villains, leaving the writers to constantly devise new ones to wreak havoc on the little pastel mini-horses. Some of these antagonists weren’t so threatening; think giant cartoon squids and overweight witches who wanted to flood the Pony Mansion or steal all the Pony Savings Bonds. The first ever Pony villain, however, was a demon overlord.

That’s what we assume, at least. Tirac, the angry horned centaur-thing who debuts at 3:45 in the above clip, certainly looks the part, and sounds it, too, with a raspy voice worthy of Frank Welker’s finest roles. This emissary of Satan sends out dragons and lizard-men to kidnap unsuspecting ponies. Then, in scenes far too creepy for a cartoon ostensibly aimed at 5-year-olds, he chains them up, laughs at their bleats for help, and turns them into monstrous dragons by unleashing the mutating nightmare of his dark magic upon them. Still, his image is shaken later on, when the ponies and their token human ally confront him and the snarling hell-creature is crushed inside…a rainbow. Pansy.

4) Nuclear Zombie Children in Spiral Zone
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It’s easy to mistake Spiral Zone for another G.I. Joe retread-because, to some extent, it is. The show’s heroes a pack of conveniently international super-soldiers in hi-tech armor, would’ve fit right into a battle with Cobra. The show’s villains, however, played a little differently. By the show’s beginning, a crazed scientist had already conquered half the world by dropping an insidious bacteria from space, turning people into yellow-eyed zombies with red fungus sprouting from their faces, as we see right from the opening clip.

Between the burned-out city wastelands of infected “zones” and the hollow-eyed victims shuffling around them, Spiral Zone was the closest thing kids’ TV had to The Day After. Sure, the heroes had names like Dirk Courage and the villains, even with their creepy facial lesions, were stupid-looking, but there’s something bleak and unpleasant about Spiral Zone. Was it an allegory for nuclear war? The AIDS crisis? Probably not, but it’s disturbing that the question should arise around a toy commercial.

3) Jem Makes Love in Jem
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Censors in the ’80s were, we assume, fairly watchful people. They’re the reason every G.I. Joe plane had parachuting pilots, and why the word “die” was avoided like profanity. If we were to pick a cartoon adept at sneaking things past those censors, we wouldn’t have picked Jem, the extended pop-music war where the most objectionable thing was the way the title character’s soulless, computer-aided songs invariably triumphed the slightly less manufactured faux-punk anthems of her rivals, The Danzig-free Misfits.

Yet it’s one of those vapid little songs that slid innuendo past the network watchdogs. In the number “Who is he Kissing,” Jem/Jerrica openly wonders if her Ken-doll boytoy, Rio, is “making love to a fantasy.” Perhaps there were board meetings and studio debates over it, but in a cartoon climate where some stations refused to show interracial dating on Robotech, we find it strange that no PTA group got Jem’s song altered.

2) The Remorseless Eating Machine from The Inhumanoids
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The Inhumanoids is the cartoon every maladjusted eight-year-old boy would’ve made if he’d had his own studio of overworked Japanese and Korean animators in 1987. There are some human scientist heroes in there someplace, but it’s all about the show’s hideous giant creatures who dwell deep inside the earth and do horrible, horrible things. In the show’s opening mini-series, for example, the scientists’ lone female member is turned into a drooling skeletal horror at the touch of the undead D. Compose, possibly because she didn’t have an action figure. (See it here.)

Even more unsettling is the Gagoyle, an armless, one-eyed monstrosity with a transparent stomach. After being hatched by the show’s human villains, the creature gruesomely devours all of its unhatched siblings and then waddles around devouring things, including the arm of D. Compose and two underworld guardian statues who, despite being stone, writhe and scream as the Gagoyle rips off their heads (shown at 4:35 in that clip up there). Then the show’s primary villain, Metlar, endears himself to children everywhere by killing the creature. He was a bit too late, though; the nightmare fuel had already leaked onto the beach of our happy childhoods.

1) Naked Thundercats
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By the time the ’80s hit, cartoons had gotten away with showing Donald Duck pants-less for decades, but Thundercats pushed the envelope a little more with its first episode, in which all of the title characters arrive on their new homeworld stark naked. Yes, even Cheetara. Granted, there were no nipples showing anywhere, and the show might’ve even passed the lack of clothing off as natural; after all, they’re animals, right?

Not really, no. Later in the episode (around the 5:30 mark in the glorious Spanish episode above), every Thundercat save Snarf puts on clothing, making it quite apparent that all of them were, in fact, completely naked just a few scenes ago. And so a generation lost a little shred of innocence. Some parents doubtless banned their children from watching Thundercats five minutes into the first episode, although, when you think about it, they were doing their kids a favor in the long run.

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● 99-cent fine dining

The NY Times dining section has a fun pair of articles today about cooking on the cheap. First, Henry Alford prepared all his meals for a week using ingredients purchased from 99-cent stores.

Because the main Jack's store can have an unpredictable inventory -- yesterday's huge display of Progresso soup is today's much-smaller hillock of marinated mushrooms is tomorrow's sad heap of slightly battered boxes of Royal gelatin -- shopping there is a return to the improvisatory cooking of yore, when people made dinner with whatever was in the market.

Trader Joe's shoppers are already accustomed to those constraints. The Times also enlisted Eric Ripert, chef/owner of NYC's 4-star Le Bernadin, to construct an entire menu using primarily 99-cent items; 5 dishes and 3 desserts for $40.

A butter sauce was whisked into shape to dress frozen crab cakes and Seabrook Farms vegetables. Canned coconut milk went into the jasmine rice and the jarred marinara sauce for baked salmon filets. "Wild salmon for 99 cents!" Mr. Ripert said, in disbelief.

Here's a slideshow of Ripert and his team creating their dishes and his recipe for tuna rillettes. Take that, Sandra Lee.

NYC to Officially Adopt "Gotham City" Title?

gothamcitymap.jpgEven though New York City has around 98 monikers, did you know that there is no official city nickname?

The Village Voice reports that one Queens Councilman, Hiram Monserrate, is ready for that to change. Monserrate wants us to officially stake claim on the "Gotham City" title, and is pushing the City Council to designate it as our chief nickname (preferably before The Dark Knight is released this summer). He says, “I see that as a marketing tool, ‘Come visit the real Gotham City,’ taking advantage of this movie which will be one of those gate-breaking, record-selling movies like it always is.”

While the Gotham we know from Batman is corrupt and gritty, Monserrate says, “When we talk about Gotham we talk about tremendous, tremendous nightlife, restaurants, lounges, clubs and cafes, frappuccinos...". Pretty sure Batman was never spotted sipping a Starbucks frappuccino (though perhaps Bruce Wayne could be imagined in such a scenario).

Barry Popik points out that Harlem's 1934 "Big Apple" night club's iconic sign was never landmarked, and instead destroyed in 2006 in order to put up a Popeye's fast food restaurant. Yet Monserrate says our Gotham City is all about "the rich architecture," something that Batman's Gotham was inspired by; hopefully there will be some left by the time we get the official title.

Pictured: Map of Gotham City that hangs behind Jim Gordon's desk in Batman: The Long Halloween #3 (Jan, 1997). Art by Tim Sale.

Budget cuts at NASA means that one of the two...

Budget cuts at NASA means that one of the two Mars rovers will be shut down, even though it's still doing useful science.

Besides resting Spirit, scientists also likely will have to reduce exploration by Opportunity, which is probing a large crater near the equator. Instead of sending up commands to Opportunity every day to drive or explore a rock, its activities may be limited to every other day, said John Callas, the Mars Exploration Rover project manager at JPL.

The rovers were originally deployed for three-month missions but have operated for more than four years.

Update: NASA decided not to go through with Mars rover budget cuts. (thx, jeff)

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Week in Reviews: Mas Gets the Deuce

2008_03_mas.jpgBruni re-reviews four year-old West Village spot Mas, and upgrades it from one to two stars. It's just as graceful and energetic as when it first opened, but now the food is more nuanced and interesting:

"...there are restaurants with every bit as much vim and vanity after years on the scene as they had when they unveiled themselves, and Mas is a great example.

...It’s an example, too, of the favors that age can bestow on a restaurant, or rather the way a restaurant can use age to its advantage. In growing older Mas has indeed grown wiser. Its talented chef, Galen Zamarra, is making better decisions and his kitchen operates with more discipline than in 2004, when I gave the restaurant one star...

...For the most part this isn’t a restaurant for diners with big, blunt appetites. It’s for those who revel in little surprises and unexpected nuances, like the smoked celery root purée that came with grilled turbot one January night."Franktastic doesn't give Mas the old three because it isn't as "thrilling" as it could be (especially at those prices). Yet: "Four years along, the restaurant is still making fans. More than ever, it deserves them." [NYT]

The Cuozz is one of the many critics who files on Mia Dona this week. Some give it a mixed bag. Cuozzy (who is friends with Donatalla btw) adores it: "The impossibly inexpensive, all-Italian sequel to prematurely shuttered Dona is also almost impossibly good - and not just in relation to the prices...there's dreamy 'Florentine' meatloaf oozing from an egg yolk cooked for six minutes and wrapped in a mix of beef, pork and lamb...for all of $18." [NYP]

Alan Richman espouses on the new bar-as-restaurant fad and pays a visit to Bar Blanc: "The new restaurants that refer to themselves as bars often have well-regarded chefs on the premises, and, of course, mixologists on duty, although I've heard that these guys now want to be known as "bar chefs.'...The food is colorful and complex, perhaps more complicated than it need be. Predictably, it's tasty and prepared with enormous finesse." [GQ]

The RG heads over to the historic West Village carriage house, now home to Commerce. In spite of a number of disappointments, she gives the restaurant the ol' two stars: "Though there are a handful of successes on the menu, too many dishes amounted to overworked compositions with little payoff...Bent on proving his versatility and culinary repertoire, Moore overreaches with a self-conscious and pricey menu that feels notably out of sync with the informal tavern setting." [NYDN]

This week, Platt visits Marcus Samuelsson's MePa mega-restaurant, Merkato 55. For the most part, he's impressed, and deems it two star material: "Samuelsson’s reckless, slightly loony ambition, it seems, is to bring the jumbled palates and cuisines of an entire continent together under one roof and simultaneously to make them cool. Amazingly, he sort of succeeds...right now there’s no swankier destination in town for “Akara” shrimp fritters fried the way they might actually do it on the Nigerian coast, or plantain fufu, or a semi-believable approximation of stewed chicken doro wat." [NYM]

THE ELSEWHERE: Sietsema at Merkato 55, Meehan and Moskin are at Nizza and Sookk, Tables for Two checks in on the West Village's comforting, coddling Market Table, and it sounds like there was a critic party at Mia Dona as we get reviews from Paul Adams, Gael Greene, and Randall Lane, who three of sixes it.

THE BLOGS: Cleaned My Plate at Momofuku Ko, Strongbuzz hops on the Mia Dona train, NY Journal does too, The Sign of the Pink Pig at Eighty One, A Forest Hills Life at Bonfire Grill
Photo courtesy of Mas

Skullphone Goes Big In LA

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Photo by Curtis Kulig, Nicked From The Always Excellent Supertouch Blog

In what may go down as one of the best billboard hacks of all time, LA's Skullphone managed to hijack not one, but ten, of Clear Channel Communications electronic billboards in the Los Angeles area. To pull it off Skullphone found a way to hack into the billboard's computer network where he then placed his iconic skullphone character amongst the various ads flashing on the screens. You can see more photos here.

March 25, 2008

Justseeds Print Show in Troy, NY

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For all you upstate NY rockers:

Justseeds Print Show
Kismet Gallery
71 4th St., Troy

Opening Friday, March 28
5-9PM
show runs 3/28-4/22

We'll be hanging 3 or 4 prints by each Justseeds artists, some new work, some oldies and some classics. The last Friday each month in Troy is "Troy Night Out," a weird but fun scene, with lots of local spots having small art events and late hours. Come on down!


Fun Optical Illusions Website

Someone on the Living Math email list forwarded a link to Shapirolab.net, a fun website focusing on optical illusions and patterns. Lots of information about why the illusions work and many have options where you can play around and change the illusion to test different effects.

This came at a perfect time as it ties in with a fun Brain Awareness program that Jason did a couple of weeks ago at the National Museum of Health and Medicine Armed Forces Institute of Pathology (at Walter Reed). One of the aspects of the brain that had been covered was optical illusions so this is perfect (I love when that happens!)

Enjoy!


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Yeah, He's My Cousin Three Times Removed...

Mike Monteiro, like always, is an inspiration for all of us to follow. He read the fine print [1] at Muxtape  and thought to ask permission from the Dead Milkmen's drummer, Dean Sabatino, before uploading one of their songs. Of course everything Mike does is FTW, so you never can be too sure whether he's playing a joke on us.

Update: Mike's added Butthole Surfers to his mix!

Anyway, Mike's action got me thinking. Everyone claims to have one of those friend of a friend who happens to be a famous musician. And with the internet breaking down all those sort of boundaries that used to matter -- like geography and fame -- it's quite possible to be "friends" with the musicians themselves.

In my dream world, Muxtape would have been so much more interesting if it was a challenge about creating the ultimate mix with songs that you do indeed have permission to use. And, I'm not talking about your standard Creative Commons fare or sneakers-in-the-dryer kind of music.

I'm talking about BIG NAMES. Basically, who could -- through their connections -- make the coolest mix with authorized songs.

Since the musician's permission does not equal the label's, this is just a fun what-if pitch. I'm way more interested in seeing who could come up with the best mix using their connections and how name-droppy it would get.

[1] aka as the language that won't save them from a cease and desist.

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Today's delight is musical. This is my muxtape...

  1. Archers of Loaf, "Web in Front." Circa late 1994, Spiro and I drove around listening to this, and I've always loved the lines "There's a chance that things could get weird/Yeah it's a possibility."
  2. Love of Diagrams, "The Pyramid." Thanks to the fabulous Princeton station, WPRB, I am not a total musical outcast. This Australian band knocked my socks off this fall.
  3. Polara, "Letter Bomb." Another 1994ish era album from a Minneapolis band. I used to buy cappuccino from one of the members.
  4. Radiohead, "Headmaster Ritual." In November, Radiohead covered two songs as a part of their webcast. Though I'm not a huge Radiohead fan, this cover blew me away because of its tightness and fidelity to the original, down to detail.
  5. Radiohead, "Ceremony." One of my dearest, most favorite Joy Division/New Order songs -- I love covers of it (the one by Galaxie 500 comes to mind). This is from the aforementioned webcast.
  6. Look Blue Go Purple, "In Your Favour." Look Blue Go Purple is a nearly-forgotten New Zealand all-girl band that played around 1987 or so. A friend who worked at Flying Nun sent this to me a few years ago and I still listen to it several times a week.
  7. Confetti, "Corduroy." This is a cover of the Wedding Present's song on their album Dalliance (which incidentally was produced by Steve Albini and recorded in Minnesota in 1991). This cover haunts, the original stings.
  8. Peter Murphy, "Cuts You Up." This just seemed to fit.
  9. Of Montreal, "Forecast Fascist Future (IQU remix)." Last year, I became aware of this song when Mark Gage used it in his entry for the PS 1 competition.
  10. Baby Flamehead, "Amy." One of the very first bands I interviewed, Baby Flamehead hailed from Philadelphia. My friendship with my best friend, Jenn, was clinched in Montpellier, France, thanks to this song. We stood in the Place de la Comédie and sang and danced to it -- Jenn is from Philly and thus knew who they were.
Right. So: enjoy.

Mars rover to be put to "sleep"

spirit_tracks.jpgFrom the Associated Press comes disappointing news for space exploration enthusiasts: NASA plans to cut $4 million from the Mars rover mission's budget, with the immediate result that Spirit, one of the twin rovers, will be put into indefinite hibernation mode -- sidelining all of its current and pending research.

For renewed inspiration, TED encourages fans of the rovers to visit our new theme, Peering into Space -- featuring talks by irrepressible adventurer Bill Stone and passionate planetary scientist Carolyn Porco. -- Matthew Trost

Photo courtesy NASA/JPL

Steve Jobs on Paul Rand

Video from a 1993 interview with Steve Jobs about Paul Rand. Regarding working with Rand on the logo for NeXT:

I asked him if he’d come up with a few options. And he said “No, I will solve your problem for you. And you will pay me. And you don’t have to use the solution; if you want options, go talk to other people.”

And, asked to describe Rand’s work:

His work, for me, is very emotional, and yet when you study it, it’s very intellectual. If you scratch the surface on any of his work you find out the depth of the intellectual problem solving that has taken place, and yet when you first see it, it’s wonderfully emotional.

(Via Cameron Hunt.)

A NY Times reporter was assaulted while taking photos of...

A NY Times reporter was assaulted while taking photos of some men putting up illegal posters near Madison Square Park. The rationale for his inclination not to press charges is an interesting one:

While my assailant's actions were frightening, they resulted in part from what he interpreted as provocation: that is, my taking pictures after he had explicitly warned me not to. He did not take my wallet, cash or briefcase; something he could easily have done while I was on the ground. Nor do I recall him using much more force than was needed to wrest the camera from me. He didn't kick me gratuitously when I was down. He did what he threatened to do, but no more.

In the greater scheme of things, my quarrel isn't with him, anyway. It's with the suits who made the decision in the first place to undertake an illegal marketing campaign.

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Bourdain & Co. Give Their Picks for Beard Chef NYC

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This year’s race for the James Beard Award for Outstanding Chef in New York City (or, as we like to think of it, the Division 1A title) is a fierce one. We spoke to a mix of chefs, critics, and bloggers, and here are their responses. Not all are voting, but we think that, as a whole, they're pretty representative of what we've been hearing from within the New York restaurant community. The nominees, just to remind you, are Michael Anthony of Gramercy Tavern, Terrance Brennan of Picholine, David Chang of Momofuku Ssäm Bar, Wylie Dufresne of wd-50, and Gabriel Kreuther of the Modern. (Remember, Chang is being judged solely on Ssäm Bar, not for his work at Momofuku Ko.)

Tony Bourdain: “David Chang. As a reflection of importance in last couple of years? No contest. All great chefs (and in many ways, others are "better" by conventional standards). But Chang has changed the face of dining in New York, innovated a great leap forward, and created a unique and compelling business model that will undoubtedly inspire others in positive ways. Plus, he likes pork.”

Tanya Wenman Steele, Epicurious: “I’m a judge on the restaurant-chef committee and did vote for one of these guys. Without giving away my vote, I would say this: Two of the nominated chefs have pushed at the forefront of cuisine, not just in New York, but globally, and have spawned imitated gastronomic movements. The other three chefs have long been standard bearers and have helped inform and lead the next generation of chefs — again, not just in New York City, but globally. Without those latter three paving the way, the other two would not have already achieved all they have.”

A major national food critic who shall remain anonymous: “Tough call, because three of them deserve it. I can't believe Brennan has never won this award, because he's been so good for so long; I'm afraid that Chang is going to win it — he's won enough already — because Ssäm Bar is such a spectacular restaurant; and I'd love to see Dufresne win it, because he's one of the great human beings on earth. My vote: Brennan.”

Steve Plotnicki, Opinionated About Dining: “Chang: I'm torn between him and Dufresne, but Chang's Bo Ssäm, which could be the single greatest casual dish ever invented by an American chef, tips it in his favor”

Pavia Rosati, Daily Candy: “If they'd give me a ballot, I'd vote for Terrence Brennan. Two reasons: He recreated Picholine to dazzling effect, phoenix-style. And I love when classics show young punks how to do new the right way. It's like Dylan winning Grammys.”

Suvir Suran, Devi: “Either Gabriel Kreuther, whose Modern is a great mix of old and new, dining that is at harmony with the physical setting, accessible yet evocative, or Terrance Brennan, a time-tested cuisine and cuisinier (is that a word?). Playful and surprising, but always comforting and full of warmth.”

Bill Telepan, Telepan: “Tough one to pick. I think these are the winners for the next five years. I am not going to settle on one.”

Cabel Sasser: In Japan, URLs Are Totally Out

Cabel Sasser reports that in Japan, rather than URLs, advertisers are promoting search terms. Like, say, instead of “daringfireball.net”, an ad would feature “Daring Fireball” in a text field with a “Search” button next to it.

I tend to do this on The Talk Show — rather than pronounce or spell out a URL, I’ll just say what to Google for. More memorable, less mistake-prone, and even if the target isn’t the first result, it’s almost certainly near the top.

Best Georgetown Foods for a Mourning Fan

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Photograph from rpongsaj on Flickr

This was scheduled to be a victory post. A list of spirited, ra-ra foods to be inhaled this weekend when Georgetown was crushing Kansas in the Elite 8. Not! Instead, a nostalgic tribute to all 7-2 of Roy Hibbert, Coach John Thompson's pinchable cheeks and us recently learning where the heck Davidson is. With a tear, and napkin ready, we say goodbye to the Hoya season with these campus favorites.

About the author: Erin Zimmer, our Washington, D.C., correspondent, is a new media analyst and frequently writes for Washingtonian, DCist, and other local publications. While Georgetown's food columnist, she investigated the cafeteria's omelet station, Hoya coffeeshop's cultish pumpkin muffins, and what exactly the basketball players ate.


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Wisey's Deli

Address: 1236 36th St NW, Washington, DC 20007
Phone: (202) 333-8254
There's nothing glam about the menu's most worshiped sandwich. The Chicken Madness is really just cheap hoagie bread with chicken, provolone, bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, mayo, peppers and onions slopped on top. But the Madness has a cultish campus following. Maybe it's the accessibility to Wisey's Deli (just a couple blocks from the front gates) or the student budget-friendly price ($5.45, with a bag of UTZ chips and canned soda no less). Whatever the reason, it's inspired generations of nightly Hoya orders and even write-in votes on student presidential ballots each year. Woo, a sloppy sandwich for president!

Wingos

Address: 3207 O Street NW, Washington, DC 20007
Phone: (202) 338-2478
Website: wingos.com
Even when the wings are gone, that red-orange greasy goodness sticks to the fingertips. That's how you know it's good. Mini drumsticks are drenched with "house sauce" (Island Heat, which they also sell in bottles) or twenty others including bleu cheese or DC-specific Mumbo sauce. Order late night or for game day, and some nice delivery boy will zip up on his scooter with your bucket in 25 minutes stat. You might as well splurge on their other trademark "dish"—Puff Daddy's Sweet Fried Dough.

Tomb's

Address: 1226 36th Street NW, Washington, DC 20007
Phone: (202) 337-6668
Website: tombs.com
Cavernous and underground, it's the Cheers of the Hoyas off-campus. Maritime paintings evoke the university's rowing tradition and students get cozy in booths between classes. Senior year, the most dedicated Hoyas attempt "99 days," a ritualistic (and pricey) act before graduation where you must purchase at least one liquid or solid each day of the ninety-nine. (Usually a liquid, let's be honest) Those who meet the challenge get their name on a plaque in tiny font near the bar.

Philadelphia Pizza Co.

Address: 1201 34th St NW, Washington, DC 20007
Phone: (202) 333-0100
Or "Philly-Peee" to students. It's just 3-bucks a slice, but almost one-fourth the size of an actual pie. Since it's most congested between 2 and 3 AM on weekend mornings, most Hoyas haven't actually jumbo sliced during daylight hours. But they'll admit it's good enough to eat then too, especially with a few squirts of ranch dressing located in dispensers near the register. Squeezing that white magic on top is part of the tradition.

Thomas Sweet

Address: 3214 P St NW, Washington, DC 20007
Phone: 202-337-0616
Website: thomassweet.com
Frozen yogurt is one of those foods that gets regional and personal, and in the Georgetown neighborhood, the frozen cream comes from Thomas Sweet. As every Jane Hoya has memorized, the Snickers flavor only has ten-cals per ounce, and there's plenty of toppings to mask that fake sugar taste. The Blend-In is "T-Sweet's" signature take on a McFlurryesque mash-up of fro-yo and toppings.

Rhong-Tiam Asks, "Can You Take the Heat?"

2008_03_FoodRhongExt.jpgWhen a restaurant throws down a chili-laced gauntlet with the title, “Can you take the heat?” most people expect to be crying by the end of the meal. Andy Yang, Rhong-Tiam’s executive chef, has issued just such a challenge.

Yang’s three-month old West Village Thai spot is offering a special tasting menu, which gets progressively hotter, through April 15. The prize for eating every last spicy morsel is dinner for two at his upcoming East Village eatery, Kurve. Yang provides diners with “Just a small glass of water. Otherwise it would be too easy.”

To prove he’s not a sadistic chef he quickly adds, “At the end I’ll give you one beer to drink. This will kill all the spices.” 2008_03_FoodRhongTomYum.jpg2008_03_FoodRhongPapaya.jpg

A recent preview of the challenge was spicy, but not painfully so. That said, everything was delicious and the dishes did get progressively hotter. The meal started with a Bangkok-style tom yum. Most versions of this soup are clear, Yang’s is milky and red thanks to hours of cooking and a liberal dose of chili paste. It teems with shrimp, bits of tomato and mushrooms. It might make you feel a bit flushed, but it’s no palate blaster. Next up was a bright, crunchy papaya salad shot through with fresh peppers and raw garlic. By the end of this, the tip of your tongue may start burning.

2008_03_FoodRhongSoChix.jpgThe last dish, Southern Style Chicken, was the spiciest. Just look at all that angry red oil from the homemade chili paste. There’s a reason it’s served it with sticky rice: The first bite will blow your doors off and leave you reaching for the straw container. As any experienced chilihead knows, if you keep eating, the heat level eventually reaches a plateau. Of course the other reason to keep eating is that alternating bites of rice with the spicy chicken singing with galangal, lemongrass, and kaffir lime leaves is simply wonderful. Yang has fond memories of eating it as a kid in Bangkok. Its Thai name, kor kling gai, or wok-rolling chicken derives from rolling the gai around the kor.

When asked why the dishes weren’t spicier, Yang points out he “wants people to be able to taste all the ingredients.” While that may be true, unless he's planning to pack the house at Kurve’s opening party next month with Rhong-Tiam winners, he’d better up the Scoville units. And just where does Yang go for something so spicy it makes his hair stand on end? He likes to hit up San Loco for a taste of its legendary Stupid Sauce.

Rhong-Tiam, 541 La Guardia Pl., 212-477-0600

Behind the Bleeps: What Bourdain Really Said

That Amateur Gourmet video interview with Anthony Bourdain? The bleeped bits? Damn. Strong stuff. As reported on AmGour: "On Sandra Lee: 'She should be taken to Guantanamo and waterboarded.'" And that's not even the worst of it.

Lying for Jesus?

Richard Dawkins, on the now-infamous premiere of Expelled:

Now, to the film itself. What a shoddy, second-rate piece of work. A favourite joke among the film-making community is the ‘Lord Privy Seal’. Amateurs and novices in the making of documentaries can’t resist illustrating every significant word in the commentary by cutting to a picture of it. The Lord Privy Seal is an antiquated title in Britain’s heraldic tradition. The joke imagines a low-grade film director who illustrates it by cutting to a picture of a Lord, then a privy, and then a seal. Mathis’ film is positively barking with Lord Privy Seals.

Launching Softly

I’ve been thinking a lot lately about new methods of releasing products/art/information. I am a serious Nine Inch Nails fan, so imagine my surprise a few weeks ago when I discovered their new album via the official website. No press, no ads, just a post on the website. While I could care less who “did [...]

The Wire, Google Maps edition

You may have come across a Google Street View shot of a fellow getting caught counting money. Some folks over at reddit have done some sleuthwork to uncover multiple angles, and multiple different deals done by the same fellow. With multiple license plate numbers.

Starred to Shared in Reader.

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A couple of years ago we made an option in Reader to share tags. Back then, there wasn't yet a dedicated page to shared items, or a "Share" button, or services aggregating shared items. e.g. FriendFeed, Linkriver, RSSMeme, Readburner [about to re-launch]

Things are certainly different now. It's past time for me to use starring for a different non-public purpose. So this'll be the last item I share via starred items. I'll star this post in Reader to remind people that this'll be going away later this week...if you're reading this via my starred items and you're at all interested in the things I'm sharing - why not unsubscribe from the starred and subscribe to my shared feed?

Early adoption always seems to introduce a sort of Brownian motion, doesn't it? Sorry 'bout that.

Not everything's different now, of course. For example, my shared items page in Reader, as well as yours, looks similar to Dealership's page, doesn't it? Yeah, that. Well...we were pressed for time and inspiration at Reader when we made sharing live, however we're keen on updating that styling.

The Effects of Global Warming on Wine

qb-wine.jpgEnjoy your favorite wine now; in 50 years it might not be here anymore. The Observer explains how global warming is affecting wine production. Grape-growing may be rendered impossible in some areas (southern Italy, Australia, California) while other areas where wine production was previously rare or impossible (Denmark, Sweden, Finland) may be able to grow grapes.

BruniBetting: Mas

Tomorrow, Frank Bruni reviews Mas, Galen Zamarra's very romantic West Village mini-farmhouse. Today, the Eater oddsmakers have set the action as follows:

Zero Stars: 8-1
One Star: 5-1
Two Stars: 3-1
Three Stars: 6-1
Four Stars: 7,500-1
First and last, this is the Bruni's own re-review. In July 2004 he gave it one star and concluded: "My meals at Mas tended to end with a whimper...But then I would walk outside, onto that quaint and quiet street, and find myself wanting to give everything about Mas the benefit of the doubt. It has the location. It has the potential. With better judgment and more vigilance, it could well live up to both." Mas is too good a restaurant for a downgrade and not nearly far enough uptown to command a re-review on a account of renovation (it's recently been through a small nip and tuck). So, the real question today is, How much better has it gotten in the Bruni's mind? It's crazy but not insane to think Mas is getting a two star upgrade, to the three-pack, because it is a spectacular little restaurant. Even so, Eater's anticipating the deuce, looking out especially for the rah-rah, go-team redemption language.
· Mas [NYT; after 8:00 PM]

denotes the Eater bet.

Sweet Deal

You probably noticed that the JPMorgan buy out deal of Bear Stearns has now been renegotiated with JPMorgan now agreeing to pay $10 a share as opposed to the $2 preliminarily agreed last week. The fact that the dollar price could expand fivefold so easily gives some graphic sense of how arbitrary some of these dollar amounts are or perhaps how little real sense people have of the degree of risk and value tied to these enterprises. But when I saw this change the first thing that occurred to me was whether we were able to pull any our of our (i.e., the public) money off the table when the deal for the Bear Stearns shareholders got dramatically sweetened. It seems that the answer is yes, to some degree at least. But the terms still seem a little unclear to me.

From today's article in the Post comes this expanded detail ...

As part of the new Bear Stearns deal, the Fed's role was also renegotiated. The central bank originally had agreed to put public dollars on the line to guarantee $30 billion of risky mortgages owned by Bear Stearns. In the reworked deal, J.P. Morgan agreed to cover the first $1 billion in losses if the value of those securities falls, with the Fed responsible for any losses beyond that.

Presumably the idea here is that the substantial risk of loss is in that first $1 billion while the remaining liability is real but much less risky. So it becomes less a bail-out than a wisely deployed insurance policy on liabilities the Fed has some ability to gauge. But are they sure that's true? I don't have the financial knowledge to even begin to game out and answer. And even if I did I think I'd need some access to the company's records to have any sense of what's going on.

But let's remember, as far as Bear's shareholders are concerned, the company should have been allowed to fail and all those shareholders to be cleaned out. The logic of any level of bail out is that the collateral effects of the company's collapse would be too damaging to the country's financial sector. So any lifeline to the company's shareholders is a secondary effect of the achieving the public good of financial sector stability. So before the Bear shareholders start recouping any of their losses I would think that the risk the public is on the line for from this deal should be reduced to little or nothing.

Dem Registration Hits New Record In Pennsylvania

Democratic registration in Pennsylvania set a new record yesterday, at the close of yesterday's deadline to register for the state's closed primary.

Over 4 million Pennsylvanians are now registered as Democrats, out of 8.2 million total registered voters. Republican and independent registrations both shrank slightly — a possible sign of crossover voters for Barack Obama — while 120,000 previously unregistered people entered the rolls.

Rainbow Warrior


multicolor pockets dress


Robin sent me this eBay listing this morning (click on the image to visit the auction page) and ... well, I don't even have to tell you, do I? You could go out loaded for BEAR in this dress. Cell phone, iPod, paper and pencil, wallet, business cards, breath mints, five lipsticks ... and that's just the red pocket in the front!

And, yes, I realize it's a bit extreme, but sometimes you need to be extreme to make a point. Or to carry all your stuff. And is it any more extreme than this?


OMG the GIANT BIRKIN! Save us!


I could fit my SON in that bag. And he's EIGHT. (And he doesn't go anywhere without his Nintendo DS, so the bag would also play tinny Japanese videogame music.) In fact, I almost expect a bunch of clowns to start extricating themselves from that handbag. (The last one out toots a little horn, and looks suspiciously like Tom Cruise.) Also, that bag costs more than many people's houses, while the dress is at only $26 right now!

Now, I know I carry too much stuff around with me (the four issues of New Scientist is not negotiable, though maybe I could clean out some receipts and lollipops) but the alternative is being bored out of my mind when the inevitable delays occur. Maybe I should take up meditation?

Interview with Errol Morris in the Columbia Journalism Review about...

Interview with Errol Morris in the Columbia Journalism Review about Standard Operating Procedure.

Somebody comes up to you and says, "I'm a postmodernist; I don't care about truth; it's subjective." My answer is, "So it doesn't matter who pulled the trigger? It doesn't matter whether someone committed murder, or whether someone in jail is innocent or not?" I believe that it does matter. What happens in the world matters a great deal.

Morris also says that there will be a web site that accompanies the film where you can view all the Abu Ghraib photos in the order that they were taken.

You can click on a photograph and an iris opens up -- you go into the photograph, and inside of the photograph is context. Take, just for example, the Gilligan photograph, the one on the box, with the wires. I rubber-band that photograph with the other ones taken at the same time, so that it becomes a group of related photographs. There's software that allows you to reconstruct the room from the different angles of the photographs. Then I have biographies that you can click on for all the people who were in the room, and their own accounts. Plus you can see stuff that I recorded for this movie. In other words, you can really enter the world of the photograph.

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March 24, 2008

excuse the mess while we upgrade movabletype

Hi this is Dav. If you're reading this directly from kokochi.com, you noticed things are out of whack. I can't really put it any better than this blog post title: Upgrading Movable Type Is Like Getting Hit By A Bus While Watching An Airplane Crash. If you're reading this via rss or atom feed, I'm amazed, because I expect that's not even working yet. Same for comments, but who knows.

I'll fix it tomorrow, gotta sleep.

AIR Hall of Challengers

A look back at the field of 32 in this, the AIR Hall of Challengers.























I WANT ALL OF THESE BUT ESPECIALLY THIS ONE

I love these by Amy Jean Porter. (She has many other things as well.) amy jean porter

Metafilter comments vs. Youtube comments [del.icio.us]

latest commnets from mefi vs. latest from Youtube. Hilarity ensues

AL GREEN'S GOT WHAT WE NEED


Al Green feat. Anthony Hamilton: You Got The Love I Need Babe
From Lay It Down (forthcoming 2008)









Take the venerable Al Green, put him in the studio with The Roots' ?uestlove as an exec producer, and sprinkle in some Anthony Hamilton on the chorus and the Daptone Horns for added flavor.
This album could be really, really good.



Talented people are leaving Pixar because very few people get...

Talented people are leaving Pixar because very few people get a shot at directing a film of their own.

For all the success, however, there's very little room atop Pixar's food chain. While live-action movie studios might crank out more than a dozen movies annually, the digital animation company built by Apple's Steve Jobs barely makes a film a year -- and had no features at all in 2005 or 2002. What's more, all Pixar movies so far have been directed by an inner circle of animation all-stars: John Lasseter ("Toy Story," "A Bug's Life," "Toy Story 2" and "Cars"), Brad Bird ("The Incredibles" and "Ratatouille"), Andrew Stanton ("Finding Nemo" and summer's forthcoming "Wall-E") and Pete Docter ("Monsters, Inc." and 2009's "Up").

Brad Bird is set to direct a live-action movie about the earthquake that hit San Francisco in 1906.

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I love Paul Ford


I love Paul Ford, originally uploaded by msippey.

Quotably

Very impressive new web app that assembles threads from Twitter “@replies”.

More on Tuzla

As the Clinton campaign now concedes, Sen. Clinton's claims about running from their military aircraft to evade sniper fire are not borne out by the video of the events in question. Now still others have come forward to dispute her account. And there's even more. Sen. Clinton has said on a number of occasions that she was "the first, you know, high- profile American to go into Bosnia after the peace accords were signed because we wanted to show that the United States was 100 percent behind the agreement."

But this also seems to incorrect.

According to some quick research we did, it turns out that Madeleine Albright, then UN Ambassador, then-Chairman of the Joint Chiefs John Shalikashvili, then-Sec Def Bill Perry, various members of Congress and President Clinton himself had all visited Tuzla a few months earlier.

I think the real story here though is the big picture. People have faulty memories. Things get dramatized in people's recollections. And despite what happened on the ground, they did do one of those evasive 'cork-screw' descents [see update below] meant to guard against taking incoming fire, a relatively routine measure in conflict and post-conflict settings but one that I'm sure made everyone on board feel palpably that this wasn't some flight to Paris or Madrid. But this is an anecdote that's become something close to a staple of her foreign policy experience resume. And it's pretty clearly false. And it comes in the context of a whole slew of exaggerations -- some minor, some major -- that she's used to puff up her Commander-in-Chief resume.

As I noted a few weeks back, I don't think you need to be a veteran or someone who's done foreign policy work in the executive branch. Bill Clinton didn't have any. I think both Clinton and Obama are perfectly capable of being good presidents and able commanders-in-chief -- certainly they'd pursue wiser polices than John McCain. But in trying to push this argument that she and John McCain stand on one side of the foreign policy divide (aka, Commander-in-Chief threshold) and Obama on the other she's had to make a series of arguments that are just plain silly.

Late Update: Apparently the military aircraft did not make a 'corkscrew' landing but rather what the Post refers to as a 'very fast descent' (not sure if they mean a steep descent). In any case, as per what I said above, not sure this greatly changes things. Memories aren't perfect; maybe she doesn't know the difference, etc. But wanted to set the record straight.

Skullphone Hacks Electronic Billboard

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England may have Banksy, but we've got Skullphone. Check it out via supertouch "Right now the enigma that is known only as SKULLPHONE is easily Clear Channel Communications‘ greatest enemy in SoCal since he hijacked 10 of the advertising giant’s most prominent digital billboards around LA in Hollywood, Westwood, and the art hotspot of Culver City. Hacking into the billboard’s computer network today, our boy positioned his trademark skullphone imagery in between the array of flashing movie, TV, and auto company ads that make up the normal paid advertising barrage on the giant illuminated monitors. Keep an eye out for more photos to come throughout the day…"

A fantastic pair of maps, courtesy of Strange Maps: -...

A fantastic pair of maps, courtesy of Strange Maps:

- A map of the area covered by Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin on their Apollo 11 moon walks, superimposed on a soccer pitch for comparison purposes.

- The same map, superimposed on a baseball diamond.

Update: Here's a look at the traverse map overlaid on the moon's surface.

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It's not the size of your Whoozit it's how you use it

Whoozit This Giant Whoozit is obviously their leader. One day we are going to wake up and they will have taken over the Earth or at least Park Slope. I really have to credit my friend Jessica for planting the Whoozit plot in my head. If the Nutcracker were created today Whoozit's would have to play a part.

Plush Teacups

plushteacups.jpgI didn't know I wanted a cuddle-able teacup until I saw this adorable plush teacup made by Teresa at Sewing Stars. It may not be useful (although I think the property of "making me smile" is useful enough), but I still want it. Badly. I also like her tired, somewhat unhappy-looking coffee mugs; it's just like real-life!

Buy Teresa's crafty goods at Sewing Stars before your favorite item sells out! (Looking at it now, the teacups are gone, but there are some coffee mugs left.) [via Craftzine]

Previously:
Photo of the Day: That is One Sad Looking Green Apple
The Inner Workings of a Plush Meat Master
Breakfast Food Pillows
Happy Crocheted Ice Cream Cones

● 300

During the conference Xerxes sent a man of horseback to ascertain the strength of the Greek force and to observe what the troops were doing. He had heard before he left Thessaly that a small force was concentrated here, led by Lacedaemonians under Leonidas of the house of Heracles. The Persian rider approached the camp and took a thorough survey of all he could see -- which was not, however, the whole Greek army; for the men on the further side of the wall which, after its reconstruction, was now guarded, were out of sight. He did, none the less, carefully observe the troops who were stationed on the outside of the wall. At that moment there happened to be the Spartans, and some of them were stripped for exercise, while others were combing their hair. The Persian spy watched them in astonishment; nevertheless he made sure of their numbers, and of everything else he needed to know, as accurately as he could, and then rode quietly off. No one attempted to catch him, or took the least notice of him.

Back in his own camp he told Xerxes what he had seen. Xerxes was bewildered; the truth; namely that the Spartans were preparing themselves to die and deal death with all their strength, was beyond his comprehension, and what they were doing seemed to him merely absurd. Accordingly he sent for Demaratus, the son of Ariston, who had come with the army, and questioned him about the spy's report, in the hope of finding out what the behavior of the Spartans might mean. 'Once before,' Demartus said, 'when we began our march against Greece, you heard me speak of these men. I told you then how I saw this enterprise would turn out, and you laughed at me. I strive for nothing, my lord, more earnestly than to observe the truth in your presence; so hear me once more. These men have some to fight us for possession of the pass, and for that struggle they are preparing. It is the custom of the Spartans to pay careful attention to their hair when they are about to risk their lives. But I assure you that if you can defeat these men and the rest of the Spartans who are still at home, there is no other people in the world who will dare to stand firm of lift a hand against you. You will now have to deal with the finest kingdom in Greece, and with the bravest men.

That's from Book VII of Herodotus' The Histories, translation by Aubrey de Selincourt. Why was none of this hair-combing business in the movie? That would have been great in slow motion.

Which reminds me. My other question about 300 is why the filmmakers, having wonderfully distilled and reduced the Hollywood action movie down to its fantastically violent essence, padded the remainder of the film with 45 minutes of the most boring slow-motion-filmed plot since Plutarch's Watching Paint Dry? 300 would have benefitted greatly from a little worship at the altar of Jason Bourne: don't stop the fucking action, ever.

Rating: 4.0/5.0

Paint on Solar Power!

Paint on Solar Power!, Swansea University, Paint On Solar Cells, Solar Cell Paint, BIPV, Building Integrated Photovoltaics, Photovoltaic, Voltaic, Solar Power, Solar Panel, Solar Cell, Solar Paint

Installing solar panels on the roof of every new building in the world would go a long way towards solving our energy needs, but as we all know, solar panels are costly and often difficult to install. But what if the solar panel was an integral part of every building? What if solar cells could be painted on building products? Well, according to a team from Swansea University this type of technology will soon be coming to a hardware store near you.

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Originally posted by Jorge Chapa from INHABITAT, ReBlogged by Leah Gauthier on Mar 24, 2008 at 11:33 AM

Buzzfeed gets a little love in this week's New...

Buzzfeed gets a little love in this week's New Yorker article about the "death and life of the American newspaper".

The Huffington Post's editorial processes are based on what Peretti has named the "mullet strategy." ("Business up front, party in the back" is how his trend-spotting site BuzzFeed glosses it.) "User-generated content is all the rage, but most of it totally sucks," Peretti says. The mullet strategy invites users to "argue and vent on the secondary pages, but professional editors keep the front page looking sharp. The mullet strategy is here to stay, because the best way for Web companies to increase traffic is to let users have control, but the best way to sell advertising is a slick, pretty front page where corporate sponsors can admire their brands."

Here's the mullet strategy page on Buzzfeed. (Disclosure: I'm an advisor to Buzzfeed.)

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The Myth of Food Miles

qb-foodmiles-greenbeans.jpgDoes buying locally really help save the environment? Depending on how and when the produce is grown and stored, maybe not. The Observer investigates the myth of food miles, pointing out that judging the environmental impact of food solely on the distance the food traveled to get to your plate is too simplistic. Many factors go into calculating the amount of carbon emitted by a food that make it difficult to predict its carbon footprint. "There is only one way of being sure that you cut down on your carbon emissions when buying food: stop eating meat, milk, butter and cheese," said Tara Garnett of the Food Climate Research Network.

A Crane Destroyed My Apartment, and All I Got Were These Scary Photos

We've had a look at the damage caused by the fatal crane collapse at 303 East 51st Street from afar, but how bad is the wreckage when you get up close and personal? Pretty freakin' bad! Blogger A Medium Format recently posted some pictures from inside an apartment damaged—OK, totaled—by the accident at 300 East 51st Street. Scary stuff, but it really opened up those views, eh?
· Crane Disaster [A Medium Format]
· Eyes on the Sky: Monday Morning Crane Report [Curbed]
· Scene of the Collape: Destruction on Display [Curbed]

Today’s Headlines

  • With Paterson's Support Secure, Pricing Needs OK From Silver (NYT)
  • Pricing Critics Say They Are Fighting Uphill Battle (Sun)
  • Toll Hikes Cause Thousands of Fewer Cars to Enter Manhattan Each Day (Post)
  • Less Traffic Is Good for Kids' Brain Development (News)
  • Bloomberg Stumps for Pricing in Radio Address (AMNY, NY1)
  • CB2 Rejects Car-Free Prince Street; Plan Will Be Altered (NYT)
  • MTA Refuses to Take Cars From V Line and Add Them to G (TRE)
  • Bronx Ped Deaths Lead Cops to Target Driving on Broadway (R'dale Press)
  • American Gas Consumption Down in Beginning of 2008 (MTR)
  • Environmental Defense: Tech Fixes Alone Won't Solve Climate Change (Forbes)
  • UK Law Requiring Bikes to Be Sold With Bells Meets Resistance (Times Online)

Pinch to fold in TextMate

I tumbled this a good week ago, but I suppose I should blog it here as well, with the larger readership and comment functionality.

With a multi-touch Mac (MacBook Air or newer MacBook Pro), you can use MultiClutch to configure your own multi-touch callbacks.

You can't configure new gestures for now, but assign keyboard shortcuts to the ones that exist.

I set up a pretty sweet one:

Zoom In: F1; Zoom Out: F1; Zoom Out, Zoom In: Command+Option+2

With that configuration, you can pinch closed to fold the current block in TextMate, and pinch open to unfold it. Since the TextMate keyboard shortcut actually toggles, you can pinch open to fold and pinch closed to unfold, too, if you're into unnatural mappings.

You can open and then close in succession to fold or unfold at level 2, which in my case is usually method definitions.

I would love to hear of what other mappings people have set up. Swipe to change tabs in various apps is an obvious one.

New Brave World workshop at iMAL: RFID and art

It's Monday and although everyone else is probably thanking Easter break for providing them with an opportunity to lay in bed until lunch time, i've been up early to give the final touch of my presentation about RFID and art at the RFID workshop that iMAL organizes this week in Brussels as part of its series of New Brave World events.

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With Hidden Numbers, Meghan Trainor

Just a parenthesis: tomorrow at 8,30 pm Atau Tanaka will give a talk at iMAL about Mobile Music and his other locative media based projects. I wouldn't miss it if i were in a 200-mile radius.

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Because rfid had kind of moved away from my radar over the past couple of years, i decided to sex up a bit the preparation of my presentation and share a part of the results with you.

Instead of my usual routine of "let's see what's available and what do i think of that?" routine, i interviewed 5 artists (Paula Roush, Doria Fan, Joshua Klein, David Kousemaker and Meghan Trainor) as well as our favourite expert from Tokyo (Konomi Shin'ishi) about their experience with RFID technology. What comes below doesn't reflect my presentation, it's just some background research i did before the workshop for its participants. I thought some of you might find it useful:

1. Doria Fan

Doria Fan was on my victims list because of the sheer gorgeousness of her Medical Alert (RF)ID Bracelet. Technically: a rfid tag has been embedded into the medical ID tag. When the tag is read, the bracelet links the patient to his or her online medical history and automatically places a call to their emergency contact. It would let them know the patient is unwell, and that their records have been accessed.

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How and why did you start using rfid in your own projects? What made its use necessary?

I started looking at RFID when I was a student at ITP, during the spring of 2006 for my thesis project, which was about object annotation (description). I was interested in how we relate to things, what these artifacts say about us, and how they often serve as proxies for relationships with people. I was taken by the idea that there is a story behind every object. We make and collect physical things -- artifacts-- that we attach a lot of meaning to. These objects often serve as memory triggers. I was looking at the role of objects (memorabilia, souvenirs, etc.) in storytelling and how digital media can mediate the retelling of memories. I was trying to "embed" personal histories into inanimate objects.

RFID provided a way to link, or embed, information to physical objects. RFID is an identification technology that is fairly discreet and can be embedded in most materials. Tags come in all sizes and shapes, and frequently require no power source, and are fairly indestructible. I considered other (automatic) identification technology, including bar code, semacode optical character readers, retinal scan, etc. I chose to use RFID because it is not a optical/visual identification system. It is physically discreet and less obtrusive. I felt that it was important that the tag didn't overwhelm the object it was identifying. I didn't want to put a large bar code on something of (sentimental) value. And, in the case of the bracelets, I didn't want the technology to overwhelm the aesthetic of the piece of jewelry.

One of the bigger challenges of physical computing and wearables is packaging the circuitry. Size does matter. It'd be hard to view that bracelet in the same way if it were tethered to a lot of wires and a breadboard.

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I have read Bruce Sterling's Shaping Things, and also Julian Bleecker's Why Things Matte (PDF)r. I'll leave it to others to write manifestos. I'm happier when I'm making things. To me, RFID is another technology that is part of my suite of tools and materials to make stuff.

We have the technology to collect and process a lot of data. I'm more interested in the narrative -- qualitative than quantitative information. I'm more prone to remember a good story than facts and figures. My personal view is that of all the data we record, the most precious ones are stories. These are impressions --- real, reconstructed, or imagined memories -- that are a trace of our human experience. Ultimately, the network of things, that they both write about, is connected to a network of people.

There's a lot of controversy surrounding RFID, are you optimistic or worried about the way it is and it will be used?

I'm not any more optimistic or worried about RFID than any other technology out there. Humans are capable of great kindness and cruelty. That is independent of any technology. There will always be something newer down the line, and there will always be debates about the ethics. For people who are worried about the implications of any technology, the best way to allay your fears is to educate yourself about the technology. Knowledge is power.

Privacy, surveillance -- those are real concerns. A lot of people fixate on this for better or worse, when dealing with RFID. I chose not to. When I made the bracelets, my basic premise was that I was going to ignore the issue of privacy altogether, because it gets plenty of attention already. I wanted to deal more with other more pressing issues that are often ignored when designing for healthcare and personal well-being. I was more interested in issues of self-expression and identity, particularly in situations where the user has no choice in wearing a technology, i.e. for medical (assistive technologies be it for a physical or mental disability, etc.), safety, utilitarian reasons, where I find issues of self-identity much more pressing. A person's health affects not only themselves, but the people around them, so I thought it was important that this be a true networked object. The bracelet provides access to a person's medical history, and places a phone call to the person's emergency contact.

This is just one example. There are so many other cool ways RFID, and networked devices, can be used.

What were the challenges and glitches of RFID technology you encountered while using it?

Yes! Figuring out different protocols and getting different things networked can be hard. This is coming from someone who doesn't derive great pleasure in staring at manuals and code. However, the outcome makes it worthwhile. In moments of frustration, beer or a run help, too.

In of itself, I don't find RFID that exciting. When it's connected to a greater network (e.g. a database, the web, other intelligent devices, etc.) , that's when it can get really interesting. Dealing with the different protocols was the tricky part for me.

Any advice for artists who would like to use RFID in their projects?

Read the manual. Learn to read the manual and the spec sheets, granted they're not always user-friendly. All the info is there to get you started.

There are a handful of RFID readers that are available and affordable for artists, designers, and students to use for prototyping and proof of concept. There's a lot info online, too, from folks working on projects, who can write about their work and research in laymen's terms. I've found that people are very generous with their knowledge.

A bit unrelated. these bracelets are gorgeous. do you sell them? and did you do the design yourself?

Thank you. No, I don't think the question is "unrelated" at all.

Yes, I did design the bracelets. I think the design of the bracelet is very relevant and integral part of the project, even more so than the (RFID) technology behind it. The typical person engaging with a product/project is more interested in the experience, than the nuts and bolts behind it. Part of reason medical ID bracelets, and other "utilitarian" things out there are underused, is because they don't address some of the basic needs, such as self-expression and identity, of the person its designed for. Emotional, visceral, psychological needs are not to be underestimated in the success of a product or experience. While making it, I was just as interested in design of the bracelet than the technology (RFID, Asterisk) behind it. One of my requirements for this project is that bracelets had to be attractive.

No, currently, they aren't for sale, although I have received a few inquiries, which is encouraging. I'm guessing that the people inquiring about the bracelet are drawn more to the design of it than the technology.

Thanks Doria!

More info on the bracelets on Doria's website and on the course page.

2. David Kousemaker, Blendid

Next is David Kousemaker from Blendid.
He was one of the developers of iTea, an uncanny tea table that spilled "facts" of your own life on its surface during the Picnic conference in Amsterdam last September.

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By dropping your conference Tag in an old porcelain tea cup, the system will search the internet for data about you. The information will start to appear on a flat projection underneath the cup. Sentences will appear as ripples and move out towards the edges of the center.

The system searches the Picnic social network for information about this person, it will also do a google search to retrieve even more "facts" on him/her. Together, these facts will blend and show the (hopefully) untrue image that person has been given by the community on the net. In fact, it is even possible to use information appearing on social networks like Flickr, hyves and hotmail. Be aware and beware of the global opinion about you!

Video:

I was truly charmed by iTea when i saw it last year at Picnic in Amsterdam. I was also amazed at how fast you managed to imagine it, build it and have it working. Behind its playfulness there is an element of critique and awareness (i think!) Do you think that we should be more afraid than happy about new technologies and about RFID in particular?

Although I recognize its double face, on the whole I'm personally quite optimistic about technology's ability to improve our lives. Many of the concepts that inspire the fierce debate on RFID and privacy are part of scenarios we live through every day already. Most of us are probably aware the huge surveillance capabilities of mobile phone networks, yet few of us dare to be without our handsets. Having this privacy debate late might be better than not having it at all. I'm just not sure if narrowing the discourse to such a specific technology is that helpful.

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What was the biggest challenge when building iTea and how did you overcome it?

The iTea was build with a group of designers/artists who initially didn't really know each other very well. It took us some time to figure out what direction we wanted to work in. On a 3 day project the clock is obviously one of the biggest possible challenges, but I think coming up with a concept that made use of our individual talents was the trickiest task.

Any other projects where you used RFID with success?

In the last year or 2, we've used RFID in a several different Blendid projects. We developed an interactive media playing straitjacket for 2 dutch artists (Straitjacket Embrace) with RFID tags and readers build in to trigger different audio and video samples. We also used RFID in Wixel Play, a very physical computer game we created for the Cinekid festival.

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Straitjacket Embrace

More generally, what does RFID bring to a project that you can't achieve with any other technology?

Many people seem to think RFID systems can tell us the exact locations of particular tags. This is only partly true as(for the moment) RFID systems can only tell us if a particular tag is in close proximity of the reader (about 10 cm). We have used these boolean proximity signals as triggers for events in our games or installations. Being able to use objects with hidden tags or readers as a direct interface brings something both obvious and magical to our designs.

Thanks David!

3. Josh Klein

Next, i asked Joshua Klein (he of the Vending Machine for Crows) to tell us something about OwnYourStuff. Joshua and his wife made a site that enabled them to track everything they own. "The basic premise is that having both quantitative and qualitative metadata about your things allows you to more closely examine your relationship to those things. It's been our experience that this maximizes the quality and lowers the quantity of your stuff (and thus reduces the time, expense, and attention that stuff demands.) Right now this seems daunting as we've had to enter in everything by hand, but as RFID technology gets more pervasive this sort of examination is going to become available to everyone - whether we like it or not."

I read on the website of Own Your Stuff that you've been working on this project for several years. Was RFID part of the project right from the start? How and why did you start using it for OYS?

OYS isn't yet using RFID as we're working with several major manufacturers to find the best resource. We're really interested in using as open a hardware platform as possible so to analysis and code that we develop can be available to everyone. That means being able to read a wide range of tags, specifically.

Your idea was inspired by Bruce's spimes. How much of his vision do you share? Did anything in your experience with RFID confirmed in any way his prophecies of an upcoming spime'd world?

Yes and no. For example, I think that we'll see a huge rise in RFID'd goods, but I don't know that this will cause them to automatically start staffing themselves in our home. For example, a huge proportion of the items you buy are boxed, and the boxes are tagged with RFID. The boxes go out in the trash, but the goods stay behind.

This means that different classes of items are likely to be readable in the home, depending on the market, packaging, manufacturing, as well as local and individual trends. So while I think Bruce has a very solid handle on things the transition to the services he describes is going to be scattershot and erratic. Which is pretty much in line with what he describes, really. :)

There's a lot of controversy surrounding RFID, are you optimistic or worried about the way it is and will be used?

Certainly, although I'm pretty concerned about the lack of privacy concerns that exist now. In the US polls indicate that people are happy to give up freedoms in exchange for perceived security - hence the current state of airport theater. I'd rather worry about my online transactions being recorded before I worry about someone being able to tell how many cans of peaches I bought.

Since you've been working with RFID for several years, what were the challenges and glitches of the technologies you encountered while using it?

As I understand it the biggest problems with RFID are range and noise - specifically how many tags you can read at once. Conceptually RFID is very clean, but the reality of it is that, like any energy signal, it's prone to being disrupted by other signals, by proximity, by the number of items in a certain configuration or size of area, etc. We like to think that we could just aim an RFID detector at a room and be told what and where every item is, but it's hard to do that really reliably.

That's a big part of the reason why our own design is using doorways to limit the detection area.

Thanks Josh!

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Rafael Macedo de la Concha, the first RFID'd attorney general

4. Meghan Trainor

Meghan Trainor was on the top of my list of artists to interviewed because she's been one of the first to investigate artistic uses of RFID.

How and why did you start using rfid in your own projects?

In 2004 I was halfway through getting my Master's degree from NYU's Interactive Telecommunications Program (ITP.). I had a background in traditional visual art, but had come to ITP to explore technology as a medium, and had become increasingly interested in the aesthetics of ubiquitous computing. Computational media was interesting to me, but I wanted my audience to experience it outside of the standard computer screen keyboard interface. Tom Igoe's Physical Computing & Networked Objects classes had a huge impact in the evolution of these ideas. So in the summer of 2004 when I read Dumbing Down Smart Objects, an article by Bruce Sterling about RFID, I caught the RFID bug. He described a landscape that was going to allow data to seep into the physical word that really spoke to where my head was at already, plus as a bonus you could inject these things. What was different about RFID, as compared to other methods of bringing technology into physical objects, was that the cost of a single tag was exponentially less than using microprocessors or cellphones or bluetooth, so rather than a few devices making up a system, I could have dozens, if not hundreds of "dumb objects" within a system.

I also liked that the RFID allowed an object to become digitally augmented, rather than existing simply as a piece of technology. A rock with an RFID tag in it is still a rock, but a mobile phone is tied to a specific time and phone plan. In 100 years the rock will still be a rock, but the phone will be a relic that does not function. As an artist it was also important to have work, or tangible relics of that work, that would in some way exist long after the computer program it interacted with stopped working.

How much of Bruce's vision of spimes do you share? Did anything in your experience with RFID confirmed in any way his prophecies of an upcoming spime'd world?

Oh, I was tremendously excited by Bruce's vision, the idea the objects can become protagonists in a documented process was a key piece of poetry that drove my work. I think he did, and does, do a really good job of standing just past the present an imagining reasonably plausible outcomes. That's what makes a good science fiction author, right? And why this is important is that these changes may come quite soon, so how do we make decisions without getting to a place where we, as individuals, can sort of "feel" what the future implications of things are?

From a practical standpoint I've been a little frustrated at how hard it is to actually build even a small scale model of that spime idea. There was a lot more to it than just RFID, I mean I'm waiting for those household 3D printers to become a reality, at which point I fully expect to be sending little RFID embedded sculptures through the interweb to people on the other side of the country...I am ready!

I think one thing I don't focus on myself, but is an interesting part of Bruce's concept, is the potentially positive impact of RFID tags on the environment, I feel like that gets lost sometimes. I know there are a lot of privacy concerns, and I feel that some of those are quite valid and important to hold companies to task on. But the idea of sifting through dump and simply returning that crap to the manufacturer is a powerful idea. "Ok manufacturers, here's your crap back, now we have a playground." The consumer isn't the end of the product life cycle, he's just a renter.

It's a little early to weigh in on a prophecy coming true or not, but I will say this. My conception of RFID, how it works, what it's capable of, changed radically once I started actually working with it. Based on my early research I was envisioning a scenario in which objects could be tracked in space, sort of like an inverted form of virtual reality, where a computer is mapping the physical world into a model it could understand. But this notion of "tracking" in the sense of say, GPS or something like that, is not really how RFID functions. RFID tracking is really most like the way UPS tracks your packages with a bar code. It can tell you when an object passed near a specific place, like a toll booth or a checkout counter. In the UPS scenario you know your parcel left the warehouse, but you won't know where it is again until it hits Tulsa. Now with more powerful systems and other tools you can start to make specific spaces that function like the GPS tracking model, but this is pretty technological intensive, and by that I mean expensive. That also doesn't mimic how it's used in its natural environment. RFID in the wild is used as a momentary switch; you unlock a door with a keycard, you buy groceries with a keyfob, you pay for your toll with EZ Pass. So for me as an artist, I also use RFID this way, although my work generally involves different sets of objects that impact each other's behaviors. At the end of the day I'm not so much interested in RFID itself, but rather, how to build environments in which computational capabilities are experienced in a new and tangible way. Right now I'm doing research into creating objects using brainwaves and 3D printers, which doesn't involve RFID at all, but does involve new and tangible ways of interacting with, or more accurately in this scenario, creating objects.

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Transmission at NERD, image courtesy of Meghan Trainor

There's a lot of controversy surrounding RFID, are you optimistic or worried about the way it is and it will be used?

I would say I'm less worried than that average human and that that is primarily a result of working with this technology for years. While I wouldn't put my concern at zero, I would say there are a lot of other things I worry about first, like our government's investigation of citizen phone records, torture at Guantanamo, my credit card data, people posting pictures of me on Flickr without me knowing about it.

I think there are really bad design choices that can be made with RFID and those design choices can lead to problematic scenarios. Writing actual sensitive data onto the tags is just stupid, to which I say...don't. If you look at the design changes to the US Passport and ID cards you can see the transition from a bad design, in which actual personal data was to be stored on the RFID tags, to current designs in which the RFID tag is a key to remotely stored data, which is how most function. The RFID tag in my arm doesn't have anything on it but a long number, so you can skim my arm all you want but it just doesn't tell you anything. Well if you stored the number, it could tell you I'm in close proximity to you, but you probably could smell me at that point, or I could wear a shirt with metal threads in it to block the signal.

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So there are quite a few different concerns about RFID, there are consumer concerns about privacy, there are security concerns about hackable keycards, there are human rights concerns about injected tags, the list goes on. But if your concern is privacy, I think there are a lot of other technologies out there that just do a much better job at tracking you than the tag in your jeans, so yeah if the systems get more robust and/or ubiquitous and the tags get smaller and/or cheaper negative scenarios could come to pass. But today, right now at this very moment, the police can locate my cellphone using triangulation, which is just about the same as locating me.

I think part of the concern comes from it being a novel way of transmitting data, although this technology has been around for a long time and radio itself is hardly new. But RFID can seem sort of magical, and it's hard to understand what data is actually being sent and how far that transmission range is, and because there are so many different kinds of tags and use scenarios it gets complex. A passport broadcasting your social security is different than a library book spitting out a random number that only identifies the book as number 5 of the 10 copies of Moby Dick in circulation to the library system.

I think another thing we all have to just sit down and think about it that this is just the tip of the iceberg as far as emerging technologies and the ramifications of ubiquitous computing. We do that by thinking about it and writing about it and at some point we have to start building little scale models of the future and testing our hypotheses.

Since you've been working with RFID for several years, what were the challenges and glitches of the technologies you encountered while using it?

Initially my greatest hurdle was how do I design for readers that can only scan at a few inches? How do I create a scenario where the audience will trigger the objects embedded with tags? And how do I create the objects so that they can be read no matter how they are orientated? This immediately informed a very specific size range for my objects.

The other challenge is to create a scenario that is rich enough to help my audience envision a world of objects that have changing properties in both the digital and the physical world, but isn't so muddled that everything just seems random. In performance this is easier because I control the interaction and can slowly build up the audiences understanding of what they are observing. In interactive scenarios I have no way of determining what my audience will do or how long they will participate, so every possible interaction has to be accounted for; the interaction needs to be immediately felt or understood, but also has to be rich enough to be explored over time. In the beginning I was trying to create a networked "Internet of Things," but for the user, just getting used to the idea that an objects was a trigger that could change properties was about the limit of new information, so I began to focus on just that aspect of my original ideas.

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Transmission at NERD, image courtesy of Meghan Trainor

Any advice for artists who would like to use RFID in their projects?

Design your projects after you've played around with an actual RFID system first. Gaining a real concrete grasp on what RFID can and cannot do can have a huge impact on the design of your project. Sometimes RFID isn't actually the right technology for your goal, maybe you need video tracking equipment or you need to combine RFID with something else to get the desired effect. Get a reader, get some tags, build a mock-up and test it. Also I would encourage user testing too once you've got something built, audiences can be great at showing you what is actually being communicated and challenging your assumptions. Performance with RFID can be easier, because you've determined what happens when, but in an interactive scenario you've got to design for every possible interaction. How does the user know what to do? What should the user make of this interaction? Is there a "right" way to interact? One of the most challenging things is that once you cross over into art that is interactive, whether it's made with RFID or not, art that can be touched, is that people will test it, and that can often mean they will break it. So either you have to design with this in mind, control the interaction closely or surrender to the experience.

Thanks Meghan!

5. Paula Roush

The London-based media artist ih is probably the first who have explored the sonic properties of RFID.

From the project page: "Arphield Recordings is a project documenting impromptu arphid sound performances produced by people scanning their oysters cards in the daily routine of access control to the London tube stations.

The methodology of field recordings (documentation of site-specific soundscapes through audio recording equipment) is, in this case, focused on the sampling of sounds produced by the use of arphid (rfid) technology (cards and readers) complemented by digital processing involving sampling and synthesis from the source, speculating on the ad infinitum convergence of arphid tags and readers into an endless symphony of sound surveillance and compliance.

The project started with the idea for an arphid mob, inviting friends to join me at a designated tube station for a semi-coreographed sound jam using our oyster cards. The main question was 'when and where' as a major impediment would always be the heavy security at all the gates. It was decided I would do some observation and this would eventually indicate the best timing and location for our arphid mob. Observing the familiar tube's access control gates, initially with no equipment and later with a camcorder, I realised that people were already engaging in impromptu sound performances. My documentation led me to discern varied patterns and even participatory scores, with mass arphid soundscapes punctuated by silences, glitches and cracks in the system, all warped up in a circadian rhythm of work-rush hours.

The first arphield recordings - documenting the impromptu sound performance of people moving through the London tube access control gates were done in Brixton, Kings Cross and Caledonian Road tube stations during march 2006 for the TAGGED one day event at SPACE Media Arts (NodeLondon March 2006), when cds with the tracks and locational tags were distributed.

The second arphield recordings- the stockwell sound/jam memorial happened on Saturday 10th of June 2006 when people in london were invited to gather in the Stockwell tube station and scan their oyster card for 30second sync periods accompanied by a podcast of pre-recorded oyster beep tracks.

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Image courtesy of Paula Roush

The project remains open to contributions. One way of doing this is downloading the arphield recordings and visiting the station gates with the sounds on a portable music player to experience a mix of live and prerecorded oyster beeps.

Another way of participating is by contributing arphield recordings from a tube station access control gate. You can do this by opening an odeo.com account and uploading your recordings , tagging them as arphieldRecording followed by the number unique to your oyster card (as in arphieldRecordings-0503266130-03)"

I sent Paula my questions and she almost immediately emailed me an interview she did for Armin Medosch in the framework of the Tagged exhibition by Space Media Arts (btw, don't miss his text about RFID: The Spychip Under Your Skin). She authorized me to reproduce it below:

Why did you decide to propose an RFID project? What was your specific motivation in this case?

Arphield Recodings was conceived as a probe into the practice of sousveillance and a more general understanding of the the arphid surveillance/equiveillance of public space and transport. It also foregrounds itself into the field of networked performance and possible notions of community, interaction, and connectedness among participants.

The emerging field of personal sousveillance - the capture, processing, storage, retrieval, and transmission of an activity from the perspective of a participant in the activity (i.e. personal experience capture) using camera phones, and wearables has been mainly focused on the visual. See the dominance of weblogs as photo- and video-blogs. Surveillance studies as well have given a proeminence to the visual. However, "The history of surveillance is as much about a sound history as a history of vision" / "we need a sound history of surveillance" / "the polyphony of sounds increasingly regulates and is regulated by us" as Michael Bull and Les Black write in the intro to the Auditory culture reader (2003).

'eavesdropping, censorship, recording, and surveillance are weapons of power' writes Jacques Attali.

'The technology of listening is on, ordering, transmitting, and recording noise is at the heart of this appparatus...who among us is free of the feeling that this process, taken to an extreme, is turning the modern state into a gigantic, monopolising noise emitter, and at the same time, a generalised eavesdropping device (Attali, 1985)

Heritage: back to the initiator of urban field recordings Pierre Shaeffer's Etudes aux chemins de fer (1948), first example of musique concrete he also employed a variety of manipulation techniques because for him the sounds remained too recognisable which led him to define it as sound-works but eventually reject as music.

Video:

Into the present where collage and field recordings in the electronic age include Dialtones (A Telesymphony) (Golan Levin), data noise (Ryoji Ikeda).

In 'sync or swarm' -improvising music in a complex age, David Borgo (2005) positions music-sound as an excellent site for the study of sync in performances and in the dynamics that shape a musical community.

'coordinated rhytmic activity ' crucial to social life /"muscular unison" collective bonding are as much at at play in improvised musicking as when people are moving through the arphid gates, sharing a sonic experience there is some sort of group interactional synchronicity/ observing one can see an underlying modulation between sync and swarm, order and chaos mediated by the network.

Michael Bull / Les Back / Jean-Paul Thibauld have all described the ordinary experience of moving through the city with mobile sound devices: walkmans, car radios, ipods and how new sonic territories are created in the course of this journeys. Similarly. The experience of public space is transformed as users move through with their oyster cards / the daily regulation of city walking/journeying through the beeping of several electronic devices as oyster card users (oycus) engage with sound-technology use / jean-paul thibaud in The sonic composition of the city (The Auditory Reader) uses te term 'sonic bridge' to refer to the way music links the inside and outside of social experience into a seamless web

What do you think about RFID in terms of its cultural-political significance?

The oyster card has an added layer due to the arphid's identity features the processes involved include:

1-the registration of the card with one's id and a product identifier ( unlike the barcode the unique id number inserts one into a traceable network that can map you in space/time >spime). Id technologies, such as passports, national id cards, have been designed to facilitate identification by binding identity to the body, by associating w/ other identifiers such as the name, address, signature, but crucially arphids bind the body to a unique identification number, that will be associated with a database allowing for all sorts of correlations between data and other personal/social identifiers

2- the second step is connected to topophonic knots (Thibauld's term), the interference point between media listening (in this case sound-producing) and architectural space/ is the one of access which leads us to think of the traveling space as one of doors (bus), gates (tube/trains), with the transition from the motion of walking into the one of being transported; the gates of the tube station or the readers inside the bus are sonic doors/or outposts intermediary between two ways of traveling the city in the case of the tube even more accentuated by the shift in verticality from the underground space into the street level.

Also the space where regulation is more visible and the identification of the body becomes audible and thus public and de/re/territorialised.

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Image courtesy of Paula Roush

How does this (your thoughts about RFID) fit into a bigger picture about a digital and network culture? For instance do you think we experience a real paradigm change from industrial to information age? What are the key aspects of this change? Where are highly developed countries heading?

Towards a network of things. For me Shaping Things (2005) is an inteseting speculation into the way our relationships with the objects in our environment is changing. For the first time we start to be surrounded by objects that have an identity which can be associated with our own identity and that being traceable in space and time spread that traceability to its users.

Bruce Sterling dates this techno-social change to the dawn of spimes to 2004 when the United States Department of Defense demanded that its suppliers attach arphids to military supplies. You could add to that the WalMart demand for its suppliers to add arphids to the commodities in order to standardise stock inventory. The full implementation of EAN_UCC (which might take from one to three decades) will bring a technosocial change which we are are already experiencing.

Arphid became almost synonymous with the internet of things and with ubiquitous computing, with its tendencies to use centralised proprietary systems, sharing information between authoritarian structures of commerce, policing and control but creating a form of segregation by excluding the surveilled from access to this data.

What is the role of artists working with 'new media' vis-a-vis the ICT industry and commercial creative industries? I would like you to answer this question in a personal way. What is 'your mission' as an artist working in this environment?

The most interesting position one can take now is to expand or enlarge on current studies of surveillance. On one hand, metaphors that describe our current state of surveillance as panopticon are now well established and there is also an acknowledgment that people are starting to use the panopticon tools for playful, entertainment and tactical purposes. On the other hand, unlike surveillance that isolates and dis-connects, there is a feeling that today's personal sousveillance technologies like camera phones and weblogs might help to connect and build networks or a sense of community.

The work of Humberto Moran addressing the role of free open source software and privacy-friendly technologies as a way of maximising the social and environmental benefits of RFID is also relevant.
Crucially, equiveillance -the balance between surveillance and sousveillance- which allows the individual to construct their own case from evidence they gather themselves, rather than being subjected to surveillance data that could possibly incriminate them, remains the more viable road.

For example, one of the most disputed events following the 7/7 attack, following the murder of Jean Charles Menezes in the Stockwell tube station is the narrative surrounding the use of oyster card by Jean Charles and whether he jumped over the ticket barrier running down the escalator to jump onto the train. This was registered in the post-mortem report but later the police briefed the family that he had actually used the travel card to pass throught. According to the leaked IPCC documents, Menezes passed through the barrier normally using his pre-paid Oyster card. Police initially refused to release CCTV footage while the IPCC investigation was ongoing, even to the family. It had been suggested that the man reported by eyewitnesses as jumping over the barrier, may have been one of the police officers in pursuit. Even more chilling than this slippage, is the fact that such technology is already in place that allows for the tracing of public transport users throughout the city as a centralised database to which its subjects cannot themselves have access.

In March 2006 the BBC reported that Oyster data is 'new police tool' and that the Police are increasingly using the unique serial number identifier built into the by now familiar Oyster Card travel smartcard, to track criminals' movements, according to new figures.

The smartcards, used by five million Londoners, record details of each bus, Tube or train journey made by the holder over the previous eight weeks. The figures disclosed under the Freedom of Information Act show that In January, police requested journey information 61 times, compared with just seven times in the whole of 2004. In total, 229 of the 243 requests made by police to access records were granted.

Remember that the Oyster Card itself stores the travel / payment history for the last few transactions (up to the capacity of the memory on the chip), but that Transport for London have the entire history of any particular Oyster Card on their centralised database systems.

Note that this statement by Transport for London does not preclude bulk transfers and "fishing expeditions" for "national security" or for "the prevention and detection of crime" loopholes in the Data Protection Act.

Similarly, there is no mention of the combination of CCTV surveillance and Oyster Card monitoring of millions of innocent people, rather than just the minority of criminals who are under specific criminal investigation.

What will the final output, in terms of an exhibition, feel like, look like, etc. Please try to give me a sense of what exhibition visitors actually will see, hear, experience.

I will perform the arphieldrecordings in the Space and we may do it as an arphid sound/jam at the nearest tube station (Bethnal Green). I am planning on putting a proposal forward to Platform for Art (agency managing art projects in London's tube stations) to make a sound installation in a tube station activated by the daily use of arphids by people moving through the gates.

Thanks Paula!

6. Shin'ishi Konomi

Last but not least, Shin'ishi Konomi, a nomadic computer scientist with international and interdisciplinary experiences, who currently lives in Shimokitazawa, Tokyo and works as a research scientist at the University of Tokyo. He used to update regularly the blog RFID in Japan.

Do you know Bruce Sterling's idea of spimes?
In August 2004 he suggested a type of technological device (he called it "spime") that, through pervasive RFID and GPS tracking, can track its history of use and interact with the world.
How much of his vision do you share? Did anything in your experience with RFID confirmed in any way his prophecies of an upcoming spime'd world?

I like his discussions about SPIME. It sounds very relevant to the RFID technology.

As a person who was heavily influenced by Mark Weiser's vision of ubiquitous computing, I view RFID as one of the most important first generation "disappearing" computing devices ( RFID tags are not merely improved barcodes.)

To make computing "disappear," one would have to make devices physically small, like Hitachi mu-chips, but it is also important that we embed computing in the right way, into people's activities and their environments.

The discussions around SPIME are interesting to me because they suggest that fitting RFID into existing practices is NOT enough. Bruce Sterling's historical reflection about technological artifacts suggest certain paths RFID and users (or wranglers) may coevolve. It's thought-provoking and could help us understand how things could be in the future, and envision alternative kinds of RFID-based systems.

Things seem *slowly* changing towards "the SPIME world" -- for example, in the consumer electronics arena, major Japanese companies have been discussing RFID-tagging appliances at different levels: parts (e.g., circuit boards), products and packages for better recycling.

Authorities have been discussing RFID tagging building materials for similar purposes. And there are food traceability systems (QR Codes are more likely used for tagging food packages -- they are cheaper than RFID tags)

One thing I notice here is that parts (such as circuit boards) are also RFID-tagged. So, a thing can have many RFID tags.

Also, when people talk (or wrangle) about a thing, they may be actually talking about a class of things (e.g., "iPod" rather than "this iPod") or even relevant other things (e.g., Nike iPod shoes) or people (e.g., Steve Jobs).

So the correspondence of the objects we wrangle (perceived by humans) and RFID tags (perceived by machines) may not be one-to-one. Some RFID tags are mutually closely related, others are not.

Can you give me a few examples of the latest advancements in terms of RFID in Japan?

To be honest, I haven't been checking RFID-relevant news so diligently these days. After browsing a few Japanese RFID information sources, I don't see so many unique ideas.
They are mostly about small improvements and slightly different applications. I don't see so much stuff about small readers, phone integration, sensor integration, etc. as I expected.

That said, there may be some early stage explorations that may eventually lead to something interesting. Recycling is one thing. Another is "place tagging" -- RFID tagging
physical spaces and use them as location reference points (and complement GPS).

I am involved in a "place tagging" project and one of my colleagues in that project use a hybrid tagging device -- a package that contains multiple RFID tags with different communication ranges and capabilities.

For example, by combining long-range read-only tags and short range read-write tags, users can sense the presence of a tag using the long-range signal and walk up to the tag for full read/write communication. Another device my colleague developed is an active RFID tape. That's a tape that can be pasted on a floor for example. Active tags (that provide much longer communication range than passive tags -- e.g., 10 meters) are embedded in the tape at some fixed intervals providing location information to pedestrian devices. Only one battery is needed at the end of the tape making it easier to change the battery.

It's also easier to maintain location-tag mapping database -- if you determine the position of the two ends of the tape, positions of intermediate RFID tags can easily be calculated.

Since you've been working with RFID for several years, what were the challenges and glitches of the technologies you encountered while using and/or studying it?

One of the challenges was the deployment cost. Even though the tags are cheap, it can be expensive to embed the tags in things and places. The way you place RFID tags can greatly affect radio communication characteristics of the tags. But it is often difficult to place tags at best places because of physical, legal, and social constraints.

Another major deployment cost is the database cost. In many applications, you need some data that are linked to RFID tags. It is expensive to manage the data about a large number of RFID tags.

And there are issues about who can read/write the data -- this is also related to privacy and security.

In our project, we are trying to use the tags' radio signal strengths to estimate the positions of the tags. But this is quite challenging as the radio signals are affected by many environmental factors. UWB devices may allow more accurate position estimation though expensive.

Any advice for artists who would like to use RFID in their projects?

There are things that are technically possible but not available just because we don't have good usage scenarios.

For example, Japanese mobile carrier KDDI developed a cell phone with an integrated long-range (active) RFID reader. But they wouldn't make commercial active-rfid-phone products without a good application scenario.

Artists' works could possibly inspire the novel usage of not only existing RFID technologies but also possible-but-not-available-yet technologies. RFID tags are simple devices but embedding them (if we must embed at all; in places, things, processes, practices, and relationships) requires creative spark as well as deep reflection enabled by critical and challenging proposals.

Thanks Konomi!

And i'll leave you with my favourite interview. The video was made by Drew Hemment, director of the Futuresonic festival. While he was in Barcelona a few years ago, eh went to the Baja Beach Club, the first night club to swap VIP cards with an injection of RFID chip. Drew talked with the owner of the club, Conrad Chase:

March 23, 2008

Breaking: Now Rolen

The latest finger fracture belongs to Scott Rolen. The Jays 3B fractured the tip of his right middle finger as well as (ouch!) tearing the nail off the finger. He figures to miss at least two weeks. More on this in tomorrow’s UTK.

links for 2008-03-24

Conscientious Objectors And Canada

My pal Ben has a great piece in the Times magazine today on U.S. soldiers seeking refuge from the Iraq war in Canada. Their claim is a good one, although the Canadian courts turned it aside. These guys aren't traditional objectors—as in, opposed to all wars—but feel that with this particular war they were spectacularly misled. They don't feel any particular need to die because of the false information spread by the current administration, such as that Saddam Hussein was involved in 9/11, which he was not, or the incorrect information that Hussein was hoarding uranium for nuclear weapons.

But of course, if you're in the military, you don't at all need to go to Canada if you choose to not serve in this particular war. 1-800-394-9544 is the toll-free GI Rights Hotline for members of all branches of military service. On the hotline, folks can tell you the facts about AWOL, stop-loss, objector status, hardship discharges and "don't ask don't tell"—and address pretty much any question you have about serving.

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