The World's Largest Gryffindor Reunion
Examiner column for June 9.
Last week, J.K. Rowling startled many, including her audience, by delivering the commencement address at Harvard University. I had an invitation to that momentous event, but I chose instead to grade Advanced Placement exams in English Literature.
I did this with some regret. As I watched Rowling’s address on YouTube, I stopped kicking myself long enough to realize that her words were relevant to what I had chosen to do instead. Her funny opening spoke of her nerves: “Now all I have to do is take deep breaths, squint at the red [Harvard] banners, and convince myself that I am at the world’s largest Gryffindor reunion.”
It struck me that I, and not she, was at “the world’s largest Gryffindor reunion.” In the English literature AP reading alone, there are 1100 teachers who gather yearly in one enormous room to spend a week helping College Board award college credit to high school writers.
Our three cafeteria meals a day are not quite as atmospheric as those in the dining hall at Hogwarts, but between meals we grade students’ AP tests. Similar rituals play out in other venues for every single Advanced Placement test offered in high schools.
In Rowling’s novels, Hogwarts teachers are devoted to their students and to teaching. It is a wonderful school of magic precisely because those teachers would have chosen to spend a week serving their students rather than traveling to hear a famous author!
None of that was any consolation, however, on the day I missed Rowling’s speech. I was reading essays on how minor characters serve as foils to major characters in novels and plays, while my husband and son were chuckling at Rowling’s words about her parents, who thought “my overactive imagination was an amusing personal quirk that could never pay a mortgage.”
The words I was reading were not as funny or engaging as Rowling’s, yet her words hit home. The huge gathering of AP teachers had a single purpose: to “reward students for what they do well.”
Rowling’s reward did not come easily. She wanted to read Classics rather than something that would translate directly into a lucrative career. That involved some struggle, years with little money, and many failures. All that fueled her imagination, she claimed, yet I know she would have given anything to have been “rewarded for what she did well.”
The AP teachers who have temporarily given up their families, jobs, and even an opportunity to hear J.K. Rowling, hope that our work liberates some students to pursue their talents. Good AP test grades can put students in the college class that will change their lives forever.
So with each exam, I imagine a new J.K Rowling—someone for whom college credit will make the difference between being able to pursue a dream rather than a vocation.
What is this AP reunion for, if not to encourage future “Gryffindor” graduates to work the magic that resides within themselves? There are no Harry Potters in the test booklets I am grading, but there are many future authors, and encouraging the next J.K Rowling makes not hearing the current one a sacrifice worth making.


UPPER WEST SIDE— Tom Valenti sends in an important clarification about last week's
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great. We’ll try to find a spot here and there. If I really feel like he’s struggling, then I’ll give him a day off…If he’s swinging the bat good, you’ve got to be careful – you don’t want to throw him out of rhythm.”



We didn't even know he was having a baby!
PAPER's beloved editor-at-large Peter Davis has been a bit shy of the blogosphere... and understandably so! It's a dog eat dog world out there in the 'sphere! But with some heavy cajoling and serious coaxing, we finally got him on board. So, on a regular basis, he'll be doling out fashion, nightlife and celebrity-related nuggets culled from his life as a globetrotter and boy 'bout town. As a play on the fact that Peter is something of a Facebook-aphile, his blog will heretofore be called Peter Davis' Status Update. Enjoy his first blog!
"This is like a block party for preppies," Maggie Katz said scanning the crowd outside the Hanley store, which happens to be next to JG Mellon's, the 10021's fave hangout for Bloodys and Burgers. Nicole Hanley's flagship boutique opening was a sea of pink and green. Hanley herself dresses and designs clothes (think suede trimmed shirts and leather skirts) with more edge than LL Bean, but nonetheless she is a staple in Palm Beach and the UES. Who did I spot? Hanley's beau Matthew Mellon, Amy Fine Collins, Vogue's Devon Shuster and Valerie Boster, Bartle Bull, Dori Cooperman, Casey Johnson (who just moved back to NYC from LA), Carter Peabody, Carrie Cloud and Travis Acquavella, to name just a few of the people I love.

