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November 1, 2008

Things To Know: How to write a novel

The NaNoWriMo logo November is National Novel Writing Month, now in its 10th year. I'm going to give it a shot. B reassures me that the novel is supposed to be terrible and something to just put into drawer and forget about though she is going to rewrite hers. I'm thinking of it as a writing marathon. Just put one sentence in front of the other. The site looks like it has lots of tips and a community to turn to for support. So off we go, 50,000 words or bust.


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Marathon Memories

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Me and David after the 2004 NYC marathon

2004: My first marathon. Anil and I got engaged and moved to San Francisco just as I started training. The Central Park Ponies (me, David, Meg) and my sister, Jennifer, ran that marathon together. Most memorable moments: When David tossed "Panda Love" off the Queensboro Bridge, running those last few miles with my sister (she kept me going when I didn't think I could), and ultimately crossing the finish line together.

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Me and Adriana after the 2006 NYC marathon

2006: I got entry into the 2005 NYC marathon, but we were busy getting married that fall so I canceled and deferred until 2006. Trained in San Francisco again, and knowing exactly how tough it gets after mile 20 made training a little more challenging for me mentally. Unlike 2004, I felt strong through the end and Adriana and I kicked it across the finish line.

2008: First marathon I've trained for in NYC. Life/work balance tested. Endured muggy summer running. Tried a new training program. I know I can make it through the first 20 on my own, and I'm counting on the unfailing support of Anil, and many other friends and strangers who make the this marathon so special, to carry me through the last 6.2. See you on the other side!

Marathon Memories

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Me and David after the 2004 NYC marathon

2004: My first marathon. Anil and I got engaged and moved to San Francisco just as I started training. The Central Park Ponies (me, David, Meg) and my sister, Jennifer, ran that marathon together. Most memorable moments: When David tossed "Panda Love" off the Queensboro Bridge, running those last few miles with my sister (she kept me going when I didn't think I could), and ultimately crossing the finish line together.

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Me and Adriana after the 2006 NYC marathon

2006: I got entry into the 2005 NYC marathon, but we were busy getting married that fall so I canceled and deferred until 2006. Trained in San Francisco again, and knowing exactly how tough it gets after mile 20 made training a little more challenging for me mentally. Unlike 2004, I felt strong through the end and Adriana and I kicked it across the finish line.

2008: First marathon I've trained for in NYC. Life/work balance tested. Endured muggy summer running. Tried a new training program. I know I can make it through the first 20 on my own, and I'm counting on the unfailing support of Anil, and many other friends and strangers who make the this marathon so special, to carry me through the last 6.2. See you on the other side!

blog some dog-eared pages: cognition in the wild

It's been a while since I've done one of these, I'm a bit rusty. I started Cognition In The Wild over a full year ago, put it down for a while, and only recently came back to finish the book. The topic is cognitive activity, and how it plays out in social situations. Sort of a behaviorist tract in a way, which is interesting because the idea that everyone loved to hate (everyone in UC Berkeley CogSci department ten years ago that is) is starting to pop back up in some odd places in my life: this book, another one about politics from 1908, Obama's economic policies, etc.

Edwin Hutchins frames his story in the context of an observational trip aboard a U.S. Navy vessel, the Palau, and its crew of sailors and navigators. Hutchins particularly concerns himself with the way in which practice and instrumentation constitutes a meta-cognitive process above the level of the individual: the observations and computations that enable the crew of the ship to steer it are carried out by a collection of participants, some of them quite inexperienced, all of them performing small pieces of a bigger task. Together, they form a complete computational process, a sort of full adder made of half adders. He's particularly interested in the instrumentation that lets these guys do their jobs: slide rules, sighting scopes, variations on the protractor, and conventions surrounding verbal communication on the bridge and over the ship's intercom.

Hutchins's theory seems to be that these devices and practices act as a form of cognitive jig, embodying complex trigonometric and geometric processes in tangible form the way a slide rule converts multiplication into a simple linear movement. I've been interested in this idea before, via David Pye's Nature and Art of Workmanship. Pye argued that a lot of what we consider to be "hand work" is actually jigged and regulated through external forces. Pye calls unregulated workmanship "the workmanship of risk", and it's an interesting contrast to the kind of cognitive risk minimization that Hutchins is describing here. There's joy in navigation by dead reckoning as in risky, dextrous workmanship, but the U.S. Navy is having none of it and prefers its interpersonal procedures immaculately specified to the finest detail.

The place where I think this touches some of my recent interests in tiling and flows is that the purpose of a jig is to turn the latter into the former, to transform fluid into constrained motion. In particular I'm thinking about by most recent favorite general-purpose example, the use of "remaining days" as a transposed operations metric by Flickr's capacity planning guru John Allspaw.

Flickr takes one kind of motion, the consumption of storage space or saturation of network bandwidth, and transposes it into another kind of motion, the number of days they're free to sit on their hands until everything falls to pieces.

There's an extended example in Hutchins' book that's similar in spirit to this, and it forms the only coherent set of pages I bothered to dog-ear. As a counterpoint to Western-style navigation that places a moving boat in the context of a static ocean, he offers an in-depth analysis of Micronesian navigation practices that proceed along utterly different lines and yet still allow canoe navigators to travel between tiny islands out of sight of land without losing their bearings. The background to this alternate navigation frame is rote memorization of angular relationships among islands, but the surprising bit is the way it recontextualizes the navigator as a static center with respect to the sidereal compass, surrounding islands moving past him on parallel tracks to the left and the right.

These excerpts constitute my first donation to the Analogy Library. That Flickr capacity thing above is my second. Also worth a read is UPenn's Traditional Navigation in the Western Pacific: A Search for Pattern, written by 1989-2003 This Old House host Steve Thomas.

Page 66, a bit of context:

Without recourse to mechanical, electrical, or even magentic devices, the navigators of the Central Caroline Islands of Micronesia routinely embark on ocean voyages that take them several days out of the sight of land. Their technique seems at first glance to be inadequate for the job demanded of it, yet it consistently passes what Lewis has called "the stern test of landfall." ... Western researchers traveling with these people have found that at any time during the voyage the navigators can accurately indicate the bearings of the port of departure, the destination, and other islands off to the side of the course being steered, even though all of these may be over the horizon and out of sight. These navigators are also able tack upwind to an unseen island while keeping mental track of its changing bearing - a feat that is simply impossible for a Western navigator without instruments.

Page 67, on clues from what lies beneath:

The world of the navigator, however, contains more than a ser of tiny islands on an undifferentiated expanse of ocean. Deep below, the presence of submerged reefs changes the apparent color of the water. The surface of the sea undulates with swells born in distant weather systems, and the interaction of the swells with islands produces distinctive swell patterns in the vicinity of land. Above the sea surface are the winds and weather patterns which govern the fate of sailors. Seabirds abound, especially in the vicinity of land. Finally, at night, there are the stars. Here in the Central Pacific, away from pollution and artificial light, the stars shine brightly and in incredible numbers. All these elements in the navigator's world are sources of information.

Page 68, on the sidereal compass:

Seeing the night sky in terms of linear constellations is a simple representational artifice that converts the moving field of stars into a fixed frame of reference.

This seeing is not a passive perceptual process. Rather, it is the projection of external structure (the arrangement of stars in the heaves) and internal structure (the ability to identify the linear constellations) onto a single spatial image. In this superimposition of internal and external, elements of of the external structure are given culturally meaningful relationships to one another. The process is actively constructive.

Page 71, on picturing a frame of reference:

The fundamental conception in Caroline Island navigation is that a canoe on the course between islands is stationary and the islands move by the canoe. This is, of course, unlike our notion of the vessel moving between stationary islands. A passage from Gladwin (1970: 182) amplifies this:
Picture yourself on a Pulawat canoe at night. The weather is clear, the stars are out, but no land is in sight. The canoe is a familiar little world. Men sit about, talk, perhaps move around a little within their microcosm. On either side of the canoe, water streams past, a line of turbulence and bubbles merging into a wake and disappearing into the darkness. Overhead there are star, immovable, immutable. They swing in their paths across and out of the sky but invariably come up again in the same places. ... Everything passes by the little canoe - everything except the stars by night and the sun in the day.

Page 81, intersecting lines:

It is tempting to criticize the Caroline Island navigators for maintaining an egocentric perspective on the voyage when the global perspective of the chart seems so much more powerful. Before concluding that the Western view is superior, consider the following thought experiment: Go at dawn to a high place and point directly at the center of the rising sun. Return to the same high place at noon and point again to the center of the sun. That defines another line in space. I assert that the sun is located in space where those two lines cross. Does that seem wrong? Do you feel that the two lines cross where you stand and nowhere else?

...

Our everyday models of the sun's movement are exactly analogous to the Caroline Island navigator's conception of the location of the reference island. The choice of representations limits the sorts of inferences that make sense.

Page 92, on relative difficulty in frames of reference:

All navigation computations make use of frames of reference. The most prominent aspect of the Micronesian conception is the apparent motion of the etak island against the fixed backdrop of the star points defined by the sidereal compass. Here there are three elements to be related to one another: the vessel, the islands, and the directional frame. In order to preserve the the observed relationship of motion parallax, one can have the vessel and the directional frame move while the islands stay stationary (the Western solution) or one can have the vessel and the directional frame stationary while the islands move (the Micronesian solution). ... Each of these schemes makes some things easy to compute and other difficult.

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Microtargeting?

Sounds like that vaunted GOP microtargeting machine might be ready for a bit of a tune-up. From TPM Reader QG ...

Interesting anecdote and probably a testament to ground organization. I have no idea what this means. Friday night (which happens to be the start of our Sabbath) my wife answered the phone to hear a man stating he was from the McCain-Palin campaign. He asked who she was supporting. She replied that we will vote for Obama. He replied with "but he's a f-----g n---er!". Before I get to my wife's response I'll first have to say that I understand desperation and I also understand that this pitch may actually work for a few people. I also understand that there are people who are whack-jobs phone-banking for both sides. But here are some facts:

My wife and I are Black. Citing the fact that Obama is a f----g n---er as a way to sway our vote may not be a great idea. My wife and I live in Maryland... Baltimore, MD.... One of the most African American areas of Baltimore Maryland. How on earth did our phone numbers get on to a McCain volunteers phone bank list of potential voters to be calling at this stage in the game? We have never received a call from the Obama campaign.

Just weird. Not sure what to make of it... but that's not a good sign of organization. If it did anything it made us want to donate more. BTW, the rest of the call went downhill from there. My wife prayed for forgiveness after the call.


Palin Pranked by Sarkozy Impersonator

By Mary Ann Akers Two well-known Canadian pranksters tricked Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin into thinking she was on the phone today with French President Nicolas Sarkozy. The conversation, captured on a Montreal radio program, was, in a word, embarrassing. (Politico's Ben Smith was among the first to pick up on reports from The Canadian Press.) The fake Sarkozy buttered Palin up by telling her he hoped she would become president some day....Please click on the title to continue reading this entry.

Ground Game

We hear a lot about the Obama campaign's ground game. And in addition to the general perception that McCain's campaign is overmatched in this regard, word came out just yesterday that the McCain campaign has defunded much of its ground operation to make possible one last push on TV. But a short while ago Politico's Roger Simon gave his take on the difference between the two campaigns' ground operations. And it was very telling ...

Bill And Hillary Do Robocalls For Murtha

Jack Murtha, whose once-certain re-election has now been put in serious danger after he called his constituents racists and rednecks, has brought out two new weapons in his campaign: Bill and Hillary Clinton, who remain popular after they campaigned throughout the region for the Dem primary, and have recorded robocalls for the embattled incumbent.

Here's the Bill call:

"Jack has been a tireless worker for Western Pennsylvania and indeed for our whole country," Bill says. "His leadership is critical in this time of grave economic uncertainty because he's got a proven track record of creating new jobs and promoting economic development in his district and in a way that's good for everyone."

And here's the Hillary call:

"Jack Murtha knows Western Pennsylvania; Jack's a true leader," Hillary says. "He fights everyday for you, for our troops, and our veterans, just as he fought for me. I ask you please to support Jack Murtha on November the 4th."

Meanwhile, both parties are fighting hard in this seat. The NRCC's FEC papers from yesterday show they spent $465,000 in last-minute advertising yesterday for the race against Jack Murtha, whose once-safe re-election is threatened by him having called his constituents racists and rednecks. The DCCC also made their own massive buy of $450,000 in TV time, phone banking and mailing.

The Prank Call: Palin Thinks She's Speaking To Sarkozy

Here it is, the prank call in which a Canadian shock jock convinced Sarah Palin that she was speaking with French President Nicolas Sarkozy:

Palin Punk'd by Masked Avengers

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MONTREAL — A Quebec comedy duo notorious for prank calls to celebrities and heads of state has reached Sarah Palin, convincing the Republican vice-presidential nominee she was speaking with French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

In the roughly six-minute telephone interview released Saturday, Palin and the pranksters known as the Masked Avengers discuss politics, pundits, and the perils of hunting with Vice-President Dick Cheney.

"We have such great respect for you, John McCain and I, we love you," Palin is heard to gush to comedian Marc-Antoine Audette, masquerading as Sarkozy.

Palin doesn't seem to realize she's being tricked until Audette tells her at the end of the interview.

"Oh, have we been pranked?" she says. Seconds later, Palin's aide can be heard before the line goes dead.

Throughout the conversation, Audette drops plenty of clues that something's amiss.

He identifies French singer and actor Johnny Hallyday as his special adviser to the U.S., singer Stef Carse as Canada's prime minister and Quebec comedian and radio host Richard Z. Sirois as the provincial premier.

Early in the conversation, the fake Sarkozy tells Palin one of his favourite pastimes is hunting.

"We should go hunting together," she offers. "We can have a lot of fun together while we're getting work done. We could kill two birds with one stone."

Audette then jokes that they shouldn't bring Cheney on the hunt, referring to the 2006 incident in which the vice-president shot-and-injured a friend while hunting quail.

"I'll be a careful shot," responds Palin, who praises Sarkozy throughout the call.

"I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally, and your beautiful wife, oh my goodness," she says.

"You've added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours."

The well-known prankster duo of Audette and Sebastien Trudel Audette have also tricked Rolling Stones singer Mick Jagger, Bill Gates, and French president Jacques Chirac over the years.

The call to Chirac was rated by the BBC as one of the top 30 best moments in radio history of all time.

They've been popular on the Quebec comedy scene for a decade.

The Masked Avengers, who have a regular show on Montreal radio station CKOI, will air the full interview on the eve of the U.S. elections. It can also be heard in full on their website www.justiciers.tv .

listen to the interview here.

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Obama On Cheney's Endorsement Of McCain: Congratulations, John!

In Colorado later this afternoon, Barack Obama will pounce on Dick Cheney's endorsement of John McCain earlier today. From the prepared remarks:

I'd like to congratulate Senator McCain on this endorsement because he really earned it. That endorsement didn't come easy. Senator McCain had to vote 90 percent of the time with George Bush and Dick Cheney to get it. He served as Washington's biggest cheerleader for going to war in Iraq, and supports economic policies that are no different from the last eight years. So Senator McCain worked hard to get Dick Cheney's support.

But here's my question for you, Colorado: do you think Dick Cheney is delighted to support John McCain because he thinks John McCain's going to bring change? Do you think John McCain and Dick Cheney have been talking about how to shake things up, and get rid of the lobbyists and the old boys club in Washington?

Colorado, we know better. After all, it was just a few days ago that Senator McCain said that he and President Bush share a "common philosophy." And we know that when it comes to foreign policy, John McCain and Dick Cheney share a common philosophy that thinks that empty bluster from Washington will fix all of our problems, and a war without end in Iraq is the way to defeat Osama bin Laden and the al Qaeda terrorists who are in Afghanistan and Pakistan.

So George Bush may be in an undisclosed location, but Dick Cheney's out there on the campaign trail because he'd be delighted to pass the baton to John McCain. He knows that with John McCain you get a twofer: George Bush's economic policy and Dick Cheney's foreign policy -- but that's a risk we cannot afford to take.

A huge gift.

Obama & Ginter



Punk Rock Paint has some of the best fake Allen & Ginter mockups I've ever seen. "Team Orange vs. the Shark" is fantastic, as is this one of soon-to-be President-Elect Barack Obama.

By the way, how many days into Obama's term before the word 'Obamanomics' is coined?

The Economist endorses...

...Barack Obama....

Cheney: "The Right Leader For This Moment In History Is Senator John McCain"

It isn't every day that the Obama campaign alerts reporters to a glowing endorsement of McCain, but Dick Cheney -- he of the approval rating in the teens -- is another matter.

So the Obama camp was quick to blast out to the press this vid of Cheney saying today that "the right leader for this moment in history is Senator John McCain":

Cheney's claim that McCain is the "right leader" for this particular moment is particularly interesting in light of the Arizona Senator's recent claim that he was "terribly disappointed" with the Bush administration on the economy and in light of his call for a "clean break" with the admin on energy. It'll be interesting to see if the McCain press operation highlights this particular endorsement.

Our Night at the Guggenheim

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Tuesday night I surprised Anil with a night at the Guggenheim Museum to celebrate our third anniversary. A never before and perhaps never again event, guests can spend a night (now sold out) at the Guggenheim Museum as part of Carsten Höller's Revolving Hotel Room installation. To make the whole experience even more surreal, the BBC was there to film a piece about the installation when we checked in [watch the BBC video].

Needless to say, it was a night we won't soon forget. Accompanied by a gallery guide, we were able to explore all six floors of the rotunda and theanyspacewhatever exhibit as its only guests. We got a peek into two of the galleries which are currently home to Catherine Opie's work, including Ice Houses and Surfers. And when it was time to turn in for the night, at our guide dimmed the museum lights, turned off the art (there are a couple of installations in the rotunda with sound), and we fell asleep as we and our room slowly revolved.

In the morning, the lights came on at 7:15 a.m. (as we requested the night before) and a continental breakfast was delivered to our room. We ate breakfast, took a few more photos to remember this experience by. We checked out before museum opening hours, exiting the staff entrance, and slipping back into the real world and the stream of New Yorkers starting another day.

My photos from our stay on Flickr

Fresh Pasta

Pasta                                                                                                                        Photo by Donna

Two eggs, one cup of all-purpose flour.  Kneed till it comes together.  Wrap it and let it rest a half hour.  Roll it out and cut it.  Homemade pasta is one of the great pleasures of the kitchen.  Great activity to get your kids into the kitchen with too.

That's it, that's all I have to say.  I found this picture Donna took a while back and it inspired me to make it.  Which is what I think the best food photography does: it inspires us.  Thanks, Donna!

Conyers Writes to Chertoff

Replay of 2004 and 2006 ...

Dear Mr. Chertoff:

I was startled to read in today's Associated Press that a "federal law enforcement official" has leaked information about an immigration case involving a relative of Senator Obama. Even more troubling, the AP reports that it could not "could not establish whether anyone at a political level in the Bush administration or in the McCain campaign had been involved," a very disturbing suggesting indeed. This leak is deplorable and I urge you to take immediate action to investigate and discipline those responsible.

I note that this is not the first leak of law enforcement information apparently designed to influence the coming Presidential election -- in recent weeks law enforcement sources leaked information about an alleged investigation of a community services organization, a leak that the Department of Justice informs me is now under investigation by the Department's Office of the Inspector General and Professional Responsibility.

Such leaks are deeply harmful to the political process, and the American people expect and deserve better from their government and its law enforcement agencies.

Sincerely,

John Conyers, Jr.


Google Gears Geolocation API Gets WiFi

ProgrammableWebhttp://blog.programmableweb.com/2008/10/22/google-gears-geolocation-api-gets-wifi/ [ProgrammableWeb] However we realized laptop users would benefit from location enabled web sites too. Today we are adding WiFi signals to the Geolocation API so that laptop users can benefit from location enabled web sites for the first time and mobile users from the increased accuracy.

Obama Dramatically Out-Organizing McCain In Virginia

The Washington Post has some amazing detail on the two campaigns' organizations in Virginia that dramatizes why Obama is outperforming in the state:

More than 10,000 volunteers are working for Obama in Virginia, according to the campaign...

Grass-roots activity in Virginia for McCain appears to be less energized. A recent two-day swing through every Northern Virginia campaign office for both candidates found crowds of volunteers for Obama on the phones, being trained to canvass and passing out signs, stickers and other material. McCain's offices were universally quiet, in some cases with just one or two field workers sitting at a counter or table and little foot traffic.

This week, just days before the election, Obama's Web site advertised more than 300 events in Northern Virginia; McCain's advertised seven.

To put this in perspective, consider that according to a WaPo poll earlier this week, more than half of Virginia voters said they'd been contacted by the Obama camp. Even better, among likely voters who'd been contacted but who hadn't heard from the McCain camp, Obama is leading 75%-22%.

This appears to be the story in other states, such as Indiana: Obama put an organization on the ground in "out of reach" red states, then worked and worked to make the race close or even take the lead, leaving the McCain camp scrambling to catch up.

Winston reaches new levels of redonkulousness

When you woke up this morning afternoon, I know what your first thought was. WHAT did Winston go as for Halloween!? Well, I'm delighted to tell you that Rich and his beau over at FourFour delivered the redonk again.

Without further ado, it's Winston as... Post Makeover E.T.!

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Of course! Post Makeover E.T.! Makes perfect sense! [shaking head in disbelief]

Oh, and Rudy went as Elll-iii-ot.

Breaking the Law for McCain

You may have noticed that the AP is reporting that Barack Obama's aunt (who he does not seem to have a relationship with) was denied asylum in the US four years ago and is now living illegally in Boston. Convenient timing, ain't it?

The real story, though, is down in the third paragraph of the AP story ...

Information about the deportation case was disclosed and confirmed by two separate sources, one of them a federal law enforcement official. The information they made available is known to officials in the federal government, but the AP could not establish whether anyone at a political level in the Bush administration or in the McCain campaign had been involved in its release.

That's about as transparent a red flag as an outfit like the AP is usually willing to give. And there you have it. Quite likely working in concert with the McCain campaign, a Bush administration official is leaking details on an immigration case to try to help McCain three days before the election. It's shades of Bush I's riffling through Bill Clinton's passport files just before the 1992 election in a desperate last minute gambit as they were swirling down the drain.

Late Update: Note too that the story first got leaked to the Times of London, a Murdoch paper with a history of taking planted stories from Republicans for siphoning back into the US media.

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IDEA 08: no girls allowed

This continues to be annoying: yesterday's IDEA conference had 12 speakers, all men. Blech. The Web 2.0 Summit has the same problem. And I stopped updating this because it got too depressing.

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Elegant Web Typography

A whopper of a deck from the amazing Jeff Croft. This is an excellent — really, I mean excellent — primer on how to achieve superior typography in a medium that does almost everything it can to make such a thing painfully difficult. It’s conceptual and practical at once, and somehow manages to be succinctly readable while making both kinds of points. I cannot emphasize enough how useful it would be for everybody working in this medium to spend time reading every single slide. I did, and I learned a lot. After you read it, email Jeff to say thank you.

Next 96 Hours

As regular readers know, TPM normally down shifts on weekends, with limited news section updates and more episodic blogging. But coming down to the wire on the election as we are, this weekend we're going to be working right through the weekend -- coming the final three days before the election just like we would on weekdays.

The whole staff will be here on Saturday and Sunday bringing you all the news and the latest updates as they develop.

Wow

Someone from the McCain camp must have had a pretty stern talk with former Secretary of State Lawrence Eagleburger. He just went on Fox with a bracingly abject apology for saying that Sarah Palin wasn't qualified to be vice president. So abject in fact that I must say that it had something of the feel of one of the Maoist self-criticism sessions or perhaps one of the public apologies during the Moscow show trials.

Some hyperbole, yes. But, believe me, not much. We'll have the video shortly.

Late Update: Confess!

TPMtv: Election Night Preview

We've spent the last several days on TPMtv previewing the Senate, House and presidential elections. Today, we give you a preview of our election night coverage, with live results, TPMtv coverage from Chicago and of course live-blogging the results from TPM World Headquarters here in NYC. In today's episode of TPMtv, we fill you in on all we have in store ...

Full-size video at TPMtv.com.

Vanessa Su: Eames Lounger Applique


Note: Phillies Fans are Obsessed with Mets

Damion Easley had the following to say today to MLB.com, when asked if Jose Reyes’s celebrations irritate the opposition:

“Jose has to be himself.  If that’s what he needs to do to get more out of himself, then he should do it… But there’s backlash to that.  He has to understand there’s a consequence to it.”

Speaking of Reyes, during today’s broadcast on Comcast SportsNet of the Phillies World Championship parade through Philadelphia, host Michael Barkann asked his co-host, Mitch Williams, “I wonder if Jose Reyes is watching,” continuing, “Do you have anything to say to Reyes.”

Williams responded by saying, “This is what happens when you shut up and play.”

…thanks to Jason Mollica for the quotes

…seriously, as a Mets fan, i don’t know if i am flattered or just disturbed by how obsessed the Phillies are with the Mets, such as this photo, which was sent in from Chris P, taken on the night the Phillies won

i mean, guys, you won…we should be making negative comments like this about you…not the other way around…jeezwhy is that city so desperate for new york’s approval…

Taking full advantage of template module caching

Template_Module_Caching.jpgMovable Type offers a number of features to help administrators increase the performance of their system. Chief among them is template module caching. As the name may imply, any template module in Movable Type can have caching enabled, which causes Movable Type to store the output and HTML from the module in Movable Type's database for later use. That way, if a template module is used frequently, then Movable Type will minimize the number of times it goes to the database to generate its content.

To help our users take complete advantage of this important feature introduced in Movable Type 4.2, we have assembled the "Ultimate Guide to Template Module Caching." It comes complete with:

  • insight into why this feature can have such profound performance benefits
  • sample code
  • tips on what to look for when decided which modules to cache
  • a detailed explanation of how this feature can be used in conjunction with server side includes
  • information you may not have known about, like the ability to override the global cache context and create more granular and context sensitive module caches

We hope to make this guide the most definitive source for information about this feature, so if you have additions or ideas for how to make Ultimate Guide to Template Module Caching better, please let us know by leaving us a comment.

Obama Ad Hits Back At "Desperate" McCain Defense Spending Attack: "It's A Lie"

Swift and targeted on-air responses have been key to Obama's success, and the Obama camp has just unleashed a particularly hard-hitting response in the Norfolk, Virginia market to the RNC's ad there charging that he wants to cut defense spending, an important local issue.

Here's Obama's new spot:

"John McCain's gotten so desperate, he'll say anything," the ad says. "His defense spending attack -- it's a lie."

The ad quotes McCain military adviser Robert Kagan saying: "Obama wants to increase defense spending. He wants to add 65,000 troops to the Army and recruit 27,000 more Marines to fight terrorism."

The ad concludes that Obama "knows a stronger military means a safer America, and a stronger economy here in Virginia."

Late Update: The Kagan piece the ad refers to is here. It's an analysis of a speech that Obama gave in April of 2007, which Kagan sarcastically said showed that Obama, rather than espouse a "left-liberal" foreign policy," was articulating a role for America as an aggressive "interventionist" because (said Kagan) that's what Obama's advisers think the "American people want to hear."

Late Late Update: Steve Benen -- again -- provides much needed context.

132 drawings of birds

20x200 has a really nice special edition print by Jason Pollan of 132 drawings of birds from the Museum of Natural History. There's something very old school about this print, like it's the work of an obsessed 1870s ornithologist.

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Peru Rocks

The Colorado-based Love Hope Strength foundation hosted an event recently called "Peru Rocks", where 63 travelers - including musicians from The Fixx, Fastball, The Alarm and more - along with cancer survivors, and their supporters from around the world joined together to raise funds and awareness of cancer-related issues in Peru. The trip took the trekkers from Cuzco, Peru to the heights of Machu Picchu, back down to Lima, where they met with patients and doctors of INEN, Peru's main cancer center. The travelers finished their trip with a concert in Lima on October 15th. Funds raised on the trip were donated to INEN, and will be used to establish a fully staffed and equipped medical bus that will serve rural Peru, screening residents for cancer. (25 photos total)

Huayna Picchu (mountain at center) towers above this view of the ruins of Machu Picchu, in the Peruvian Andes, seen on October 13, 2008 (© Gary Noel)

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Eater Inside: West Branch

West Branch, Tom Valenti's new Upper West Side restaurant that is two years in the making, opens tonight. The space has 170 seats, a sidewalk cafe and bar, and though it has tablecloths, the place skews more casual/brasserie/gastro-pub than fine dining. Valenti tells us it's unfortunate that after two years of planning he's opening up into a recession, but apparently the plan was always for a moderately priced spot with a big bar, flat screen TV, and the like.

We'll come through with the full menu later, but Valenti describes it thusly, "The food decisions were driven by what we felt at the time were the things we love to eat, and try to wrap it up in one joint....Fish n' Chips to Foie Gras, Oysters to Burgers, Roast Chicken to Pot au Feu, etc." As for early reviews, F&W has a write up on the friends and family and they are already fans.

Evolving or Forking OpenID

Evolving or Forking OpenID:

While there are several modifications to the OpenID standard, one of them is crucial.  In Google’s scheme endusers use their gmail address instead of a URL to identify themselves to accepting sites.  I believe that this is a crucial step towards widespread consumer adoption.  Many sites already use email addresses as the primary username, so this is something that will be very easy for consumers to get used to.  Conversely, trying to change behavior and get folks to paste a URL into a username field has been the primary obstacle to consumer adoption of OpenID to date.

I agree — this will make OpenID much more palatable. As it stands now, there’s zero practical reason for anyone to use it on either end.

Down to the Friggin' Wire

Here at TPM, we're watching all the senate races really closely. But I'll confess to a special personal interest in the Minnesota contest pitting Al Franken against Sen. Norm Coleman. I'm a longtime fan of Franken's and I think I can call him a friend. Here are the polls are the race released in the last 48 hours ...

PPP (D) (10/31):
Franken (D) 45%, Coleman (R) 40%, Barkley (IP) 14%
UMN (10/31):
Franken (D) 41%, Coleman (R) 37%, Barkley (IP) 17%
Mason-Dixon (10/30):
Coleman (R) 42%, Franken (D) 36%, Barkley (IP) 12%
Rasmussen (10/29):
Coleman (R) 43%, Franken (D) 39%, Barkley (IP) 14%

I Done Got Hitched

Well, we did it. After five years of dating, Jori and I tied the knot last weekend. Everything was amazing and it's definitely the most fun I've ever had at a wedding. It's crazy to think that after a year of planning we'll finally get to come up for some air.

We couldn't have had more fun, but the weekend was slightly bittersweet. My Uncle Mike and Ted, who I'm very close with and oftentimes consider friends first, almost didn't make it. They weren't sick or out of town on business, but had an existential dilemma. While they fully supported my union with Jori, they didn't have the same support for our marriage. After celebrating thirty-two years together, they still can't be married in our state and in most states in the US. I'm elated they decided to join us, but I would prefer to have gone to their wedding. Hopefully, if enough Californians vote no on Prop 8, we'll be one step closer.

Now we're off to celebrate the next step in our lives with a trip to Thailand. We'll be in Bangkok, Ko Lanta (close-ish to Phuket) and Chiang Mai over the next two weeks. Posting here will be even more non-existant than usual, but I might try to squeeze in a post or two if inspiration strikes.

See ya'll on the other side.

October 30, 2008

that porsche sure does corner well

Floyd Norris explains Porsche's corner strategy on Volkswagen this week, which will likely end up netting them billions of euros. "If this works, Porsche will have made billions from a car company at a time when cars are not selling very well. ... If it comes to a question of whether regulators step in, Porsche has the advantage of facing off against short-selling hedge funds. There may not be a less popular group of investors, and their losses would provoke little sympathy."

And yes, the post title is deliberately bad.

40 Houses in Bucks County

40 Houses in Bucks County. Candy Chang and James Reeves designed this poster collage based on their experience canvassing for Obama in Pennsylvania. Interupting strangers at home can be awkward and embarassing at first (it was for me,) but they’ve transformed their experience into a bright, fun adventure. Click below for the full poster.
40 Houses in Bucks County

In Defense of Marriage

Three years and one day ago, I got married. And then shortly after that, I wrote a post about getting married, which has become one of the most popular things I've ever written. If I have to be known for something, I'll definitely take that as a good representation of my work.

But one of the ideas that I didn't talk about back then was what a terrible reputation marriage has. Having had most of my impressions of marriage and weddings informed by popular culture and the examples of society around me growing up, I got a rather skewed vision of what married life is like. This is especially true because my marriage started in a way that was necessarily very different from that of my parents. (Theirs was, by western standards, an "arranged" marriage, though I wouldn't describe the situation quite so glibly.)

At any rate, here's what nobody ever told me about being married and having a wife and maintaining a marriage, based on (an admittedly rather limited, compared to long successful marriages) a great three years.

  • It's fun! You've got somebody you like who goes with you wherever you go, and it's someone who knows your sense of humor and what kind of food you like and what makes you laugh. BFF!
  • It doesn't have to be full of bullshit and drama like your single life. None of that "I don't know if this is what I really want." or "It's not you, it's me." idiocy. You're in there, you're up for the task, and things can just work smoothly every day if you let them. Awesome.
  • It reduces your sense of obligation. You get an instant get-out-of-jail-free card for any event or external commitment that you don't want to go to, whether for legitimate reasons or not. You can just talk about how an obligation to your spouse and family takes precedence over whatever else is going on, and any reasonable person has to concede that your absence is justified.
  • It's so much less work to go out. Like a lot of guys I know, I was always working when I was single. You have to be "on" all the time, obeying that compulsive curiosity of whether that latest person who walked into the room was The One. If you're like me, there was a lot of subconscious effort going into the work of always talking to the prettiest girl in the room. Now I still do it, I just bring her with me.
  • The Ball and Chain is for Losers. I can't emphasize this enough. Adult men I knew growing up, or stereotypical sitcom dads on TV, were always talking about how "the old lady won't let me" just go and do whatever fun thing they wanted to do. News flash: If that's your life, it's both of your faults for being lame, uncommunicative, lazy bastards. Don't settle for misery. If my wife or I want to go do something, we just let the other know, and if the other person's not up for it, no problem. If they wanna tag along, even better.
  • Married people are hot and getting hotter. I had never really done well, anything athletic before I got married. I'm hardly Michael Phelps now, but I am in the best shape of my life, and weigh a few pounds less than I did the day I got married. My wife is in terrific shape (if you're in or near NYC, go watch the Marathon this weekend and cheer her and her 30,000 closest friends on!) and I think we're both dressing better than we ever have. Even though I'm still very self conscious about the idea of exercising at all, I do it because it's fun and makes me feel good, not because anyone's nagging at me to get off the couch. Amazing what positive motivation can do.
  • You can just say "screw everybody else" sometimes. Just like you don't have to feel compelled to socialize all the time, being married means you don't have to justify your weird political beliefs or obscure hobbies or bizarre musical tastes to anybody. You've got one person who's got your back (or puts up with your eccentricities) and if some other random stranger doesn't like it, who cares?
  • You can have sex whenever you want. Perhaps the most pernicious and horrible thing people continually say about married life is that you either don't have a sex life or that it gets boring. Tip: If the sex sucks, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
  • You become less of an asshole. All the petty insecurities of the pre-adult years of your life, all the grievances you faced when your only family members you dealt with were those you were born with — those things start to fade away in a happily married life. If, as is the case for me, both partners genuinely love each other's family, you get a really great set of bonus relatives. In cases when people aren't that lucky, you at least get another sympathetic pair of ears to listen to your complaining about how crazy your family is.

The thing is, I'm not saying being married is easy, or that it's 100% fun. But it mostly is! I feel like I got hoodwinked as a single guy because I heard marriage described so often as some cross between a prison, being grounded as a misbehaving teen, and being castrated. I don't doubt that lots of people make mistakes in who they marry, and I am not trying to be a pollyanna about the very real fact that a successful marriage takes a lot of dedicated effort, or that some people just can't make it work even with their best efforts. But most marriages work, even if the people who don't get it quite right end up being a lot louder about it. And even then usually take another run at it, or a couple of runs at it, until they get it right.

That brings me to my last point. I believe in this institution, and I do believe it makes society better, if only for the simple reason that it tends to make guys like me act much less like assholes than we're inclined to be when we're single.

But just forty one years ago, my marriage may well have been illegal. As a proud and unrepentant lifelong advocate and practitioner of miscegenation, my lifestyle would have been outlawed in many states, and not recognized as legitimate even in some territories where it wasn't explicitly legal.

It is now a historical inevitability that our country will legalize marriage for all couples. Though the fight is particularly polarized right now, and we will naturally face serious setbacks on the way to civil rights for all, I believe the time is close. As we saw in the fight against interracial marriages, the forces against progress are most extreme and invested right when they realize that history is against them. Naturally, my wife and I have donated to support No on Prop 8 in California.

But my motivation isn't political in this, it's simple and personal and based on my experience as someone who is, and has been, truly in love. In the months before my wife and I got engaged, we got to see a couple who we admire and respect whisk their way up to New Paltz, to get married on the only day that they'd be able to do so. These friends of ours have a simple love that is obviously apparent to anyone who's ever met them. That they had to have such a sense of urgency, such an awareness of fleeting opportunity, around an event as momentous as their wedding day, is a blemish on the concept of marriage itself.

Fortunately, we got to take away a much better message. My wife and I saw that people we care about can get married on their own terms, that it doesn't have to be the scary, joyless institution that it's so often portrayed as. Instead, we saw a couple of our friends who have an obvious and abiding sense of humor, who helped us redefine the concept of marriage in our minds so that it could be something fun and stress-free and fulfilling. And it made us comfortable enough with the idea that we knew we were ready to get married ourselves.

It's easy to say "oh, he wants to score political points by saying a gay marriage inspired him to propose to his wife". While that description is accurate, it's not the emotional truth of what happened. What happened was that seeing a real, honest, unconventional-but-honest marriage inspired my wife and I to commit to one another, which has brought me the greatest and most lasting joy of my life. It is something I'm generally private about, a quiet victory for my own sense of justice.

But there was just a brief window in which our friends' relationship could enjoy the dignity of a simple wedding. There are those determined to shut that window again, though the effort will be futile in the long run. So I'd be remiss if I didn't take the time to point out that denying the right of marriage to any of us attacks and disrespects the institution of marriage for all of us. As it turns out, marriage is worth defending, no matter what you might see on TV.

And to my wife, happy anniversary. I like you!

quickly quelling dissent

Well that was fast.  In less than a day, Google lifts the white label restriction on its OpenID implementation.  "Instead of having our engineers spend time manually maintaining that list of registered sites, we are now taking another step further and removing that restriction so any site can use the API."

New Feature in Serious Eats Talk

From Serious Eats

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Your wish is our command. You said you were frustrated with the way the Talk section worked. We took your feedback and—presto chango!—made some improvements to the way you can view the many useful, fun conversations happening in Talk.

Recently Commented On: This new tab puts the thread with the most recent response at the top of the page. See it in action »

Hot In Talk: Sorting by this tab puts the "hottest" topics at top. "Hot topic" status is based on total comment activity over the last 24 hours. See it in action »

The original view, Latest Topics, sorts the column the way you may be used to—newest topic at top.

Thanks for the feedback. It's always welcome and appreciated.

Announcing the New York Times Community API

Happy Birthday to us! We launched comments on articles one year ago today. So it’s only fitting — and with much excitement — that we announce the launch of the New York Times Community API, which allows you to access comments in several ways. The first article ever to feature comments was in the Opinion section [...]

Behind the Candidates

Behind the Candidates. A stylish Flash dossier on advisors to the Obama and McCain campaigns on foreign and domestic policy. Beautiful, well-researched, and engaging.

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Dinner Tonight: My Perfect BLT

From Recipes

20081030-dt-blt.jpgReading the Serious Eats Talk thread the other day about creating "The perfect BLT" set my stomach seriously rumbling. I hadn't eaten a good proper BLT in ages, and the 50+ comments were full of opinionated Serious Eaters making the case for their own secrets to success—many ideas of which I agree with (ciabatta bread, adding avocado), and others I don't (honey mustard, untoasted bread). So here's my two cents on the matter.

First, the thickness of the bacon is absolutely paramount. If at all possible, I buy slab bacon and slice it myself, or better yet, make my own bacon. If not slab or homemade, it's got to be the thickest stuff available. I then cook it over very low heat—draining off fat occasionally if necessary—for about 20 minutes so it's very well-browned and crisp, but thick enough to not shatter and remain satisfyingly chewy. Secondly, the mayonnaise has to be homemade—nothing store-bought gives that rich tang I crave. Fortunately, homemade mayonnaise takes less than 2 minutes to whip up.

Though the homemade russet chips alongside this sandwich helped matters along, this sandwich was great on its own.

My Perfect B(a)LT

- serves 1 -

Ingredients

2 slices sturdy white bread, or sliced ciabatta
2-3 slices very thick bacon
1/2 very ripe beefsteak tomato
1 slice romaine lettuce, or a small handful of mesclun greens
1/2 avocado, sliced, optional

For the mayonnaise
1 egg yolk
pinch cayenne
2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
1/2 teaspoon Dijon mustard
1 cup neutral oil, such as canola, more if needed
salt to taste

Procedure

1. In a small skillet, cook the bacon over low heat, turning occasionally, until well-browned but still slightly chewy, about 20 minutes.

2. In a bowl, whisk together the egg yolk, cayenne, lemon juice, dijon, and a pinch of salt. Add a few drops of oil while whisking vigorously (the first drops of oil are essential to starting the emulsion). Add the oil very, very slowly at first, whisking, then more quickly once a good emulsion has happened. Add more oil if needed for the desired consistency. Season to taste with salt and/or more lemon juice.

3. Lightly toast the bread, slice the tomato, wash the lettuce, and slice the avocado. Slather both sides of the bread with the mayo, add the lettuce and tomato, and carefully salt and pepper the tomato. Assemble with the bacon and optional avocado, and eat.

LA - Kim Hastreiter Book Event (11.03.08)

Kim Hastreiter Book Event

Making it easier to debug and test your templates

Sometimes there can be nothing more frustrating than trying to troubleshoot publishing performance. Often users must resort to the brute force method of debugging, such as:

  • embedding print STDERR statements in Movable Type's source code - but how many people know how to do that?

  • blocking out huge swaths of code using the <mt:ignore> tag to hone in on the root cause - a cumbersome and time consuming process.

  • turning on performance logging - a feature whose output was intended for machines and as a result is sometimes too verbose or difficult to read by mere mortals.

To help our users find a more elegant and efficient way to debug their templates and optimize their system, we have developed a simple tool that can more quickly and effectively help users hone in on those aspects of their templates that are the bottlenecks in their publishing system. The tool is a simple command line tool that outputs four very useful things:

  1. the output from the template itself - very the accuracy of the template's output yourself.

  2. a table of all the template tags invoked by the template - this table not only shows the template tag name, but also the average time it took to process each one.

  3. total build time and total number of queries executed - when trying to find the template at the root of your performance problem, this will help you to quickly identify the outlier.

  4. a table of all the SQL statements made during the publishing process - an effective way to find the actual query that is problematic.

Check out this sample output:

<template output omitted>
Template Tag Utilization:
.----------+----------------------+--------+---------+--------+--------+-------.
| Time     | Tag                  | Calls  | Avg     | SQL    | Hits   | Miss  |
+----------+----------------------+--------+---------+--------+--------+-------+
| 0.083    | entryassets          | 20     | 0.004   | 40     | 20     | 20    |
| 0.040    | entries              | 8      | 0.005   | 12     | 16     | 4     |
| 0.027    | assetproperty        | 16     | 0.002   | 16     | 0      | 0     |
| 0.020    | include              | 6      | 0.003   | 7      | 3      | 3     |
| 0.019    | categories           | 4      | 0.005   | 5      | 20     | 5     |
| 0.014    | assetthumbnaillink   | 4      | 0.003   | 4      | 4      | 0     |
| 0.010    | keyvalues            | 4      | 0.002   | 0      | 0      | 0     |
| 0.006    | collatesetfield      | 32     | 0.000   | 0      | 0      | 0     |
| 0.004    | setvarblock          | 28     | 0.000   | 0      | 0      | 0     |
| 0.004    | gridcell             | 8      | 0.000   | 0      | 0      | 0     |
                                   -- snip--
'----------+----------------------+--------+---------+--------+--------+-------'
  Total Queries: 86
  Total Build Time: 0.261901
.------------------------------------------------------------------+-----------.
| Query                                                            | Number    |
+------------------------------------------------------------------+-----------+
| RAMCACHE_GET ?                                                   | 63        |
| RAMCACHE_ADD ?                                                   | 32        |
| SELECT asset_id FROM mt_asset, mt_objectasset WHERE (objectasse- | 20        |
| t_object_ds = ?) AND (objectasset_asset_id = asset_id) AND (obj- |           |
| ectasset_object_id = ?)                                          |           |
| SELECT asset_id, asset_blog_id, asset_class, asset_created_by, - | 20        |
| asset_created_on, asset_description, asset_file_ext, asset_file- |           |
| _name, asset_file_path, asset_label, asset_mime_type, asset_mod- |           |
| ified_by, asset_modified_on, asset_parent, asset_url FROM mt_as- |           |
| set WHERE (asset_id IN (?))                                      |           |
| SELECT asset_meta_asset_id, asset_meta_type, asset_meta_vchar, - | 20        |
| asset_meta_vchar_idx, asset_meta_vdatetime, asset_meta_vdatetim- |           |
| e_idx, asset_meta_vinteger, asset_meta_vinteger_idx, asset_meta- |           |
| _vfloat, asset_meta_vfloat_idx, asset_meta_vblob, asset_meta_vc- |           |
| lob FROM mt_asset_meta WHERE (asset_meta_asset_id = ?)           |           |
                                   -- snip--
'------------------------------------------------------------------+-----------'

Using the tool is relatively straight forward: all you need to do is give the tool the ID of the template you want to debug, in addition to any other contextual information that template might need, e.g. a category ID if you are publishing a category archive. Running the tool with the conventional --help flag will tell you all of the possible options.

Keep reading behind the cut to learn more specifically how to use this tool.

Example Usage

First, installation:

prompt> cp mt-tmpl-test /path/to/mt/tools

Now, how to get help:

prompt> cd /path/to/mt
prompt> perl ./tools/mt-tmpl-test --help
usage:  ./tools/mt-tmpl-test [template name]

    --blog <name>      Specify a blog context by blog ID or name.
    --template <name>  Specify a template to process by template ID or name.
    --category <label> Specify a category to process by category ID or label.
    --entry <title>    Specify an entry to process by entry ID or title.
    --author <name>    Specify an author to process by ID or username.
    --archive <type>   Specify a archive type.
    --profile          Enables SQL and template tag profiling.
    --debug <mode>     Sets MT's DebugMode.

And finally, how to actually use the tool:

prompt> perl ./tools/mt-tmpl-test --template=123 --profile
* output to appear here *

Making it easier to debug and test your templates

Sometimes there can be nothing more frustrating than trying to troubleshoot publishing performance. Often users must resort to the brute force method of debugging, such as:

  • embedding print STDERR statements in Movable Type's source code - but how many people know how to do that?

  • blocking out huge swaths of code using the <mt:ignore> tag to hone in on the root cause - a cumbersome and time consuming process.

  • turning on performance logging - a feature whose output was intended for machines and as a result is sometimes too verbose or difficult to read by mere mortals.

To help our users find a more elegant and efficient way to debug their templates and optimize their system, we have developed a simple tool that can more quickly and effectively help users hone in on those aspects of their templates that are the bottlenecks in their publishing system. The tool is a simple command line tool that outputs four very useful things:

  1. the output from the template itself - very the accuracy of the template's output yourself.

  2. a table of all the template tags invoked by the template - this table not only shows the template tag name, but also the average time it took to process each one.

  3. total build time and total number of queries executed - when trying to find the template at the root of your performance problem, this will help you to quickly identify the outlier.

  4. a table of all the SQL statements made during the publishing process - an effective way to find the actual query that is problematic.

Check out this sample output:

<template output omitted>
Template Tag Utilization:
.----------+----------------------+--------+---------+--------+--------+-------.
| Time     | Tag                  | Calls  | Avg     | SQL    | Hits   | Miss  |
+----------+----------------------+--------+---------+--------+--------+-------+
| 0.083    | entryassets          | 20     | 0.004   | 40     | 20     | 20    |
| 0.040    | entries              | 8      | 0.005   | 12     | 16     | 4     |
| 0.027    | assetproperty        | 16     | 0.002   | 16     | 0      | 0     |
| 0.020    | include              | 6      | 0.003   | 7      | 3      | 3     |
| 0.019    | categories           | 4      | 0.005   | 5      | 20     | 5     |
| 0.014    | assetthumbnaillink   | 4      | 0.003   | 4      | 4      | 0     |
| 0.010    | keyvalues            | 4      | 0.002   | 0      | 0      | 0     |
| 0.006    | collatesetfield      | 32     | 0.000   | 0      | 0      | 0     |
| 0.004    | setvarblock          | 28     | 0.000   | 0      | 0      | 0     |
| 0.004    | gridcell             | 8      | 0.000   | 0      | 0      | 0     |
                                   -- snip--
'----------+----------------------+--------+---------+--------+--------+-------'
  Total Queries: 86
  Total Build Time: 0.261901
.------------------------------------------------------------------+-----------.
| Query                                                            | Number    |
+------------------------------------------------------------------+-----------+
| RAMCACHE_GET ?                                                   | 63        |
| RAMCACHE_ADD ?                                                   | 32        |
| SELECT asset_id FROM mt_asset, mt_objectasset WHERE (objectasse- | 20        |
| t_object_ds = ?) AND (objectasset_asset_id = asset_id) AND (obj- |           |
| ectasset_object_id = ?)                                          |           |
| SELECT asset_id, asset_blog_id, asset_class, asset_created_by, - | 20        |
| asset_created_on, asset_description, asset_file_ext, asset_file- |           |
| _name, asset_file_path, asset_label, asset_mime_type, asset_mod- |           |
| ified_by, asset_modified_on, asset_parent, asset_url FROM mt_as- |           |
| set WHERE (asset_id IN (?))                                      |           |
| SELECT asset_meta_asset_id, asset_meta_type, asset_meta_vchar, - | 20        |
| asset_meta_vchar_idx, asset_meta_vdatetime, asset_meta_vdatetim- |           |
| e_idx, asset_meta_vinteger, asset_meta_vinteger_idx, asset_meta- |           |
| _vfloat, asset_meta_vfloat_idx, asset_meta_vblob, asset_meta_vc- |           |
| lob FROM mt_asset_meta WHERE (asset_meta_asset_id = ?)           |           |
                                   -- snip--
'------------------------------------------------------------------+-----------'

Using the tool is relatively straight forward: all you need to do is give the tool the ID of the template you want to debug, in addition to any other contextual information that template might need, e.g. a category ID if you are publishing a category archive. Running the tool with the conventional --help flag will tell you all of the possible options.

Keep reading behind the cut to learn more specifically how to use this tool.

Example Usage

First, installation:

prompt> cp mt-tmpl-test /path/to/mt/tools

Now, how to get help:

prompt> cd /path/to/mt
prompt> perl ./tools/mt-tmpl-test --help
usage:  ./tools/mt-tmpl-test [template name]

    --blog <name>      Specify a blog context by blog ID or name.
    --template <name>  Specify a template to process by template ID or name.
    --category <label> Specify a category to process by category ID or label.
    --entry <title>    Specify an entry to process by entry ID or title.
    --author <name>    Specify an author to process by ID or username.
    --archive <type>   Specify a archive type.
    --profile          Enables SQL and template tag profiling.
    --debug <mode>     Sets MT's DebugMode.

And finally, how to actually use the tool:

prompt> perl ./tools/mt-tmpl-test --template=123 --profile
* output to appear here *

iPhone Version of Opera Rejected From App Store

I’m getting tons of emails regarding this bit from Saul Hansell’s interview with Opera CEO Jon Stephenson von Tetzchner:

Mr. von Tetzchner said that Opera’s engineers have developed a version of Opera Mini that can run on an Apple iPhone, but Apple won’t let the company release it because it competes with Apple’s own Safari browser.

I don’t see how this is surprising at all. One can argue about whether it’s a good policy for Apple not to allow third-party web browsers on the iPhone, but unlike other rejections, this one is not arbitrary. The iPhone SDK Agreement clearly forbids writing your own JavaScript interpreter. I’m not sure what Apple would do if someone tried to publish a third-party iPhone browser based on the system’s version of WebKit, but a browser based on a third-party engine is clearly not allowed.

Again, I’m not saying that’s a good policy. Just saying it’s different than the rejection of apps that don’t violate any of the published rules.

Update: It’s also possible that the version of Opera Mini they developed for the iPhone doesn’t even have a JavaScript engine, that it’s built with minimalist rendering in mind. If that’s the case, this would be another rejection of an app that doesn’t violate any of the written guidelines. It’s unclear whether that’s the case.

What we learned from 1 million businesses in the cloud

The reliability of cloud computing has been a hot topic recently, partly because glitches in the cloud don't happen behind closed doors as with traditional on-premises solutions for businesses. Instead, when a small number of cloud computing users have problems, it makes headlines. As with most things at Google, we are fanatical about measuring the availability of Gmail, and we thought it best to simply share our reliability metrics, which we measure as average uptime per user based on server-side error rates. We think this reliability metric lets you do a true side-by-side comparison with other solutions.

We measure every server request for every user, every moment of every day. Any millisecond delay is logged. Over the last year, Gmail has been available more than 99.9 percent of the time — for everyone, both consumers and business users. The vast majority of people using Gmail have seen few issues, experienced no downtime, and have continued to have a great Gmail experience, with exception of an outage in August 2008. If you average all these data together, including the August outage, across the entire Gmail service, there has been an aggregate 10-15 minutes of downtime per month over the last year of providing the service. That 10-15 minutes per month average represents small delays of a couple of seconds here and there. A very small number of people have unfortunately been subject to some disruption of service that affected them for a few minutes or a few hours. For those users, we are very sorry. And for Google Apps Premier Edition customers, we have extended service level agreement credits to them.

So how does greater than 99.9 percent reliability compare to more conventional approaches for business email? We asked some experts. Naturally, the normal caveats apply for on-premises solutions, since each individual business environment will vary, depending on server reliability, staff response time, and actual maintenance schedules for each application.

According to the research firm Radicati Group, companies with on-premises email solutions averaged from 30 to 60 minutes of unscheduled downtime and an additional 36 to 90 minutes of planned downtime per month.1

Looking just at the unplanned outages that catch IT staffs by surprise, these results suggest Gmail is twice as reliable as a Novell GroupWise solution, and four times more reliable than a Microsoft Exchange-based solution that companies must maintain themselves. And higher reliability translates to higher employee productivity. Gmail's reliability jumps to more than four times as reliable as a GroupWise solution and 10 times more reliable than an Exchange-based solution if you factor in the planned outages inherent in on-premises messaging platforms. But this isn't the only way Google Apps helps businesses do more with their resources. Compared to the costs of Microsoft Exchange, IBM Lotus or Novell GroupWise — including software licensing, server expenses and the labor associated with deploying, maintaining and upgrading them on a regular basis — Google Apps leaves companies with much more time and money to focus on their real business.

We are now extending what we've learned from Gmail to the other applications in Google Apps.

Today, we're announcing that we will extend the 99.9 percent service level agreement we offer Premier Edition customers on Gmail to Google Calendar, Google Docs, Google Sites, and Google Talk. We have been delivering high levels of reliability across all these products, so it makes sense to extend our guarantees to them.

More than 1 million businesses have selected Google Apps to run their business, and tens of millions of people use Gmail every day. With this type of adoption, a disruption of any size — even a minor one affecting fewer than 0.003% of Google Apps Premier Edition users, like the one a few weeks ago — attracts a disproportional amount of attention. We've made a series of commitments to improve our communications with customers during any outages, and we have an unwavering commitment to make all issues visible and transparent through our open user groups.

Google is one of the 1 million businesses that run on Google Apps, and any service interruption affects our users and our business; our engineers are also some of our most demanding customers. We understand the importance of delivering on the cloud's promise of greater security, reliability and capability at lower cost. We are hugely thankful to our customers who drive us to become better every day.

1. The Radicati Group, 2008. "Corporate IT Survey – Messaging & Collaboration, 2008-2009"

Posted by Matthew Glotzbach, Product Management Director, Google Enterprise

Desperate Times for *30 Rock* [30 Rock]

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gawker sticking it to 30 rock the same day 30 rock is taking a full takeover on gawker. that's cruel!

30 Rock is back tonight — you may not have noticed. Like most of the show's viewers, we're excited for the return of Tina Fey's ensemble comedy, but the deathwatch will be on in full force after tonight. NBC's continued emphasis on stunt casting (Oprah! Steve Martin! Jennifer Aniston!) already reeks of desperation. We're skeptical a not-so-famous guest star in every episode is going to broaden the show's appeal any more than Liz Lemon's quest for a child will. Is the best comedy on television destined to be ruined in its quest for ratings?

The early reviews are already in, with mindless Times TV critic Alessandra Stanley bizarrely noting the show's "satire hews so closely to the original that it is almost mimicry" as part of her "rave." WaPo critic Tom Shales is particularly high on next week's Oprah episode. Though Shales notes that he prefers Fey's Palin to the dour Liz Lemon character, both think Fey's popular Palin impression will give 30 Rock a boost. We want to believe, but we have our doubts.

From its inception Tina Fey's show was destined to be a niche comedy that attracted SNL fans who enjoyed the insider-y view of NBC. For this third season, the network's promotional efforts have amped up. NBC is banking on the idea that Fey's Palin portrayal on a few highly rated SNLs and exposure in a modest hit film with a similar plotline in Baby Mama have given the show the exposure it needs to succeed in the high-profile post-Office timeslot.

Given that the stunt casting for this episode is Will & Grace shrillster Megan Mullally, we have to question this approach. It's hard to see how featuring Oprah as herself is going to create buzz for the show — Oprah's viewership doesn't care if she's on a comedy show about the backstage life of a comedy show past whatever episode she's on. Comedians Jerry Seinfeld and Al Gore didn't improve viewership, and a slighter higher caliber of stunt casting won't help matters.

The ongoing storyline this season will find Liz Lemon bringing a new baby boy or girl into her busy life, and it's a perplexing creative move. Artistically this didn't work out so great in the horrific Baby Mama, so consider us skeptical that it will add more viewers. And while Fey's Palin impersonation on Saturday Night Live was popular, it may not have won her friends in half the country.

That's not the say the show should have just stuck to what it was doing and hoped the audience caught on. Fox's Arrested Development died waiting for that to happen.

In the end, NBC's best way to make 30 Rock a hot ratings property may be through new media, not old. Making viewer-friendly decisions like making the premiere available on the web before tonight was a savvy move, and the show should punt DVD sales for awhile and promote its free presence on the popular Hulu service. We can't think of better advertising for 30 Rock than the show itself.


Blog Link and LinkedIn: Investing in Yourself

Though we're proud to help create a lot of the coolest technologies around, we don't just make technology for its own sake. That's especially true with all of the concern we've heard from our community about the tumultuous economy and unsteady job market — if we're going to look at some gee-whiz new idea, it better have real value.

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And that's what we think we're bringing you with our new announcement of Blog Link, powered by TypePad. At a technical level, it's a free service that lets you promote your blog and read blogs of people in your network, all through the power of LinkedIn's exciting new application platform. We think that's pretty nifty technology, but that's not why we've been creating applications like this.

Instead, you can look to conversations like the recent one our CEO Chris Alden had with Portfolio.com. There are a lot of interesting points in the interview, but one quote stood out, being mentioned by a lot of folks across the blogosphere:

[A] bad economy will probably lead to an overall uptick in blogging, Alden says. "When you don't know where else to invest," he explains, "you invest in yourself." Which is kind of a slick way of saying that when you get laid off or your company goes under, it's a good time to build your personal brand by blogging. Or, for that matter, if you suddenly find yourself with a lot of time on your hands, you might blog to fill the empty spaces. "You look for a way to reassert control," Alden points out. "That's a reason blogging surges in down times."
We started our own company here at Six Apart during uncertain economic times, based on the firm belief that we'd be able to grow our careers, our business, and the entire industry and economy around social media just by using the strength of blogs. It's worked for us, and we believe it can work for every blogger.

What Blog Link Means

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If you're an optimist, then this economic environment means your blog is a great way to reinforce your personal brand, to showcase your accomplishments, and to make new connections to potential employers, partners, coworkers and peers.

If you're more of a glass-half-empty person, then your blog can help cement your position in your job or your industry by providing evidence of what you've achieved, it can help distinguish you from your coworkers during cutbacks by vividly illustrating the strength of your ideas, and it can form a safety net to keep you connected to your partners or coworkers regardless of where you happen to be employed at any given time.

We're proud to partner with LinkedIn, which is obviously the signature social network for professionals. But we've also been happy to extend our vision of forming rich connections between blogs and social networks to a purpose as important as helping bloggers build their careers.

What Blog Link Does

The functionality of Blog Link is simple: It's an application you can add to your LinkedIn profile that shows your recent blog entries to anyone who views your profile, while also giving everyone the option to browse blog posts from the people you're connected to.

Blog Link works with any blogging platform: TypePad, Movable Type, Vox, WordPress, Blogger — any common service should just work. There's virtually no setup; You just click on the application to install it and Blog Link will automatically discover the blogs and feeds for you and your associates using the profile information you've already provided on LinkedIn.

Once that's done, you've got a chance to automatically show your writing, your creativity, and the ideas that make you uniquely talented. Anyone who visits your LinkedIn profile will be able to form an opinion of your work not simply based on basic resume information or even solely on the basis of recommendations, but by reading your own thinking in your own words, directly from your blog, automatically and continuously updated.

And while we always want to make technology with a purpose, we're pretty happy with the little technological innovations behind this new application as well. Blog Link joins TypePad AntiSpam and Blog It as TypePad-powered services that share a few traits:

  • These TypePad-powered services available to all bloggers, regardless of which platform you use
  • They're free for any use, and we encourage you to adopt them for whatever you need
  • They're designed to help all bloggers succeed and to make the web work better.
We've even taken advantage of some of the latest technology in making Blog Link happen. Our David Recordon helped create the OpenSocial application standard that powers LinkedIn Applications functionality, and he's even provided a video demo of how Blog Link works so you can see it in action for yourself.


We've also written up brief descriptions of Blog Link for each of our platforms as well:

Blog Link is brand new, but we think it's a good first step to helping you use your blog to strengthen and grow your career. That's good investment at any time. You can check it out for free just by adding the Blog Link application to your LinkedIn profile now.

Happy *beep* Halloween *beep*

My son's school's Halloween party was last night, and weeks ago I had promised him that I'd show up as a "robot mama" for the big event. But how to deliver?

I still had the blue box from last year, so I figured that would make a good robot body base ... but I really, really wanted to have flashing lights. What's a robot without flashing lights?

A quick trip to the party store and I had eight flashing lights: three of those newfangled "pumpkin lights", and five safety flashers (and some mylar ribbon, which was an impulse purchase).

I traced the lenses of the pumpkin lights to make a template, and used the template to space the holes I wanted to cut in the box. I duct-taped the flashers to the inside of the box; the little safety lights had clips, so I hung those on bits of wire that I threaded through the box and twist-tied on the inside.

The whole thing (including the trip to the store, but not including running around trying to find the duct tape) took under an hour. (And it probably looks like a rush job, to grownups, but I have to tell you -- this costume KILLED with the under-seven set. I never had so many people ask to take my picture in such a short time, and certainly never with so many ladybugs, fairies, princesses, Batmans, Spidermans, and monsters ...)

Here's the end result -- my first-ever Dress A Day video (hard to get the effect of the flashing lights in a still image!). The audio (which is NOT essential, so feel free to turn those speakers down) is me giving instructions to my long-suffering cameraman, Mr. DressADay.


Erin's Robot Costume 2008 from Erin McKean on Vimeo.

The green deelyboppers on my head? A last-minute addition; I keep them in the trunk of my car, "for emergencies".

Obama's Closing Argument Spots Return To Where It All Began

The Obama campaign goes up in states across the country with a pair of closing-argument ads that return to the themes that launched his campaign nearly two years ago: Bringing people together in the service of change.

The first spot highlights his endorsements by Colin Powell and Warren Buffet to argue that "something's happening in America...people from every walk of life...uniting in common purpose." The spot seems designed to give viewers a stake in Obama's candidacy by making them feel caught up in a historical moment that's driven as much by them as by the candidate:

The second spot shows Bush and McCain in the rear-view mirror -- literally -- to reinforce the frame that's held for many months now: Change versus more of the same...

Ma Gastronomie, influential cookbook

Michael Ruhlman lets us know that a new edition of Ferdinand Point's long-out-of-print cookbook, Ma Gastronomie, is being republished in the United States. The book was a big influence on Charlie Trotter and Thomas Keller.

Success is the sum of a lot of little things done correctly.

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October 29, 2008

Member is Just Another Word for Loser

Stumbling upon this piece on abcnews.com about frequent flier programs during these hard times reminded me of just how frustrated I am with United Airlines. I know what you're thinking: " Voicing your frustration about an airlines? Hey that's what Twitter is for!?" The airline/airport bitch is a cliché, but here's why I don't fly United anymore -- in more than 140 characters.

I flew quite a lot from 2003-2007. Getting over my fear of flying was aided by the notion that I could treat it like a competition and earn points and by 2006 I was flying 100,000 + miles per year. These were work-related trips, so by the time 2007 rolled around and I was pregnant/new mother, the air travel ceased abruptly. Here's a breakdown of my United status (the status is earned the previous year):

2004 - Premier Executive
2005 - Premier Executive
2006 - 1k status
2007 - 1k status 
2008 - Member! 

"Member" is the ultimate blow. It's the airline equivalent of the points you get for getting your name right on the S.A.T. Collecting miles was my addiction and I went from being on the ultimate high to quitting cold turkey. 

But that's the thing that frustrates/confuses me about United. With the loss of my 1k, they completely loss a customer. Not because I think it is unfair and am protesting, but because I have absolutely no incentive to fly with United anymore. I'm not going to work on next year's status because the experience of traveling to earn that status is just so damn poor. How hard is it for them to grant some sort of emeritus title for a year and see if I build it up again?

Considering that they now charge for baggage and water, my elitist rant about their loyalty program is the least of their problems.  Besides, I'd rather fly coach on Virgin America than deal with United full-stop. And yay* for Virgin for finally launching their own loyalty program.

*And another yay for Virgin America's awesome customer outreach on Twitter.

0.9.8.1-release is out

Today's Downloads star is Sphinx 0.9.8.1. This is a bugfix release, and every commit received especially careful review, so upgrades from 0.9.8 should be smooth. Most of the issues were actually pretty subtle and only occurred under (combinations of) special, and rather rare, circumstances. Except for the index merge feature, where several major bugs were reported in about a month since 0.9.8 release (and then it took another month to get them all caught, reproduced, and fixed). The complete change log is available in the documentation.

Speaking of months, we've been silent (on the website) for a while. Not really intentionally, rather just because a whole lot of things happened in the meantime, making me uber-busy, and thus postponing the release rollout somewhat past the point when it was due. For one, October was especially busy; in late September the update rollout was scheduled for October, 1st, but.. you see the calendar. I'd rant about all the events leading to this much of a deadline slip if they were not that numerous. On the brighter side, the update includes more fixes this way.

And speaking of events, here goes a new section called Presentations. For now, it only carries our own talks; but please submit yours too! I've just added new slides from 2 conferences held this fall in Russia that I talked at. Going to translate the slides to English as time permits. Some slides back from 2007 are also there (marked as new based on the time of addition, not the talk).

Community contributors also did a bunch of work in the meantime, resulting in a couple of new localized articles (in Italian and Turkish), and more contributed software - namely, a patch that adds Firebird support, Drupal modules, Haskell API port, and PECL API port. Of these, I'd especially like to highlight PECL API port. It's based on libsphinxclient (bundled with Sphinx), works as a drop-in replacement to the reference PHP API, and is naturally faster (though we've yet to see the benchmarks). Cheers to Tony, Pierre, Johannes, Markus, Chris, Eelco, Ludovico, and Salih!

Last but not least, likely the final teaser for 0.9.9. It adds a number of shiny new features, it now runs in production on several sites, and the only thing that currently holds the alpha release from going public is actually simply the lack of documentation on those features. Ah, and it is where the most changes went, which is one of the reasons why the change log for 0.9.8.1 is so small.

The Wire for Obama.



So many questions....
  • Why is this a North Carolina ad? Are there more wire fans in North Carolina than elsewhere? Or is NC the Wire alums diaspora?
  • Were all of these folks in the same place?
  • Why was I not notified of this ad immediately?
  • Why are the actors out of character? A huge opportunity was missed here.

jendunlap: strle: mareen: Baseball Cuff at MoMA store,...



jendunlap:

strle:

mareen:

Baseball Cuff at MoMA store, Danielle hasn’t even seen it yet!

So Awesome! Now everybody go buy two!

YAY! MAMA SO PROUD!

And the Print Media Die On

katie holmes on in style cover.jpgLast week, you might remember that ELLE Accessories kind of folded, along with a few more print magazines, and CosmoGIRL! died just before that.

Now, Time Inc's announced that they're cutting 600 jobs from their company, instituting a total restructuring of the management of their titles (which includes In Style, easily the most widely-read fashion women's magazine on the market) and will now be regularly lending writers between magazines, presumably to save on pay. And Time's the world's largest magazine publisher with 130 books on its roster.

For now, they're saying that none of their titles are folding. Whether anyone should really believe that remains to be seen. But here's a thought:

Time is widely regarded as one of the best companies to work for. Anyone who's ever worked at In Style will go on and on about the hours, the pay, the benefits, and especially the general culture of super nice people who are all sans 'tude.

But what happens when you strip staffers of their sense of security and inevitably make everyone more competitive for their jobs?


The next Jordan

TrueHoop's Henry Abbott makes a list of all the "next Michael Jordans" that have come into the NBA in recent years. Harold Miner! I haven't thought about that guy in years.

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A Look Inside the Dakota

DakotaThe Dakota, which looms over Central Park West, is one of the most iconic residential buildings in New York. It's had many celebrity residents but is probably most famous for being where Rosemary's Baby was set and, of course, the site where John Lennon was killed. (Strawberry Fields is just across the street.) Dakota_insideApparently, you too can now live in a 10-room apartment in the Dakota for just under $20 million. Maybe what's most surprising is that it kind of doesn't look that great inside. Maybe it's just me, but it seems kind of dingy in a my-rich-grandmother-handed-down-this-furniture-to-me way. Have I been on the West Coast too long? Does anything old look dingy? Take a look yourself.

The Wire gets political

Some of the cast of The Wire appeared in a "get involved" commercial for Barack Obama. Related: Carcetti for Mayor tshirts, re-elect Clay Davis shirts, and Pray for Clay campaign buttons. (thx, farhad)

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revolving hotel room


, originally uploaded by Alaina B..

File under "jealous:" Anil and Alaina spent the night in Carsten Höller's Revolving Hotel Room at the Guggenheim. I love this pic.

Pantone Rubik's Cube

Turn the left slice topwise in style: Pantone + Rubik's Cube = Pantone Rubik's Cube. (via monoscope)

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Behind "Peanut Butter And Jelly" Joke, A Deadly Serious Effort To Paint McCain As Extreme On Economy

A quick thought on Obama's appearance today in Raleigh, where he mocked McCain's efforts to paint him as a closet socialist by confessing to his Marxist leanings in Kindergarten.

The levity masks something that is deadly serious. This represents a real effort to push back against the McCain-Palin attacks, by reminding people that Obama is the one who is solidly in the mainstream on the economy, while painting McCain as the extreme one.

As one Democrat noted to me today, the Obama campaign is well aware that McCain's attacks on Obama as "redistributionist," as absurd as they are, continue to get attention in the national media. McCain's portrayal of Obama's economic plan as extreme leftism hadn't yet met with sustained push-back from the Obama team -- they tried talking about Joe the Plumber but soon dropped that line.

Today's "kindergarten" and "peanut butter and jelly" hit seems like a pretty solid effort to get serious about defusing the "socialism" charge with a bid for the center on the economy and a reminder that McCain's views are the extreme ones.

Obama is using gentle humor and some un-threatening imagery to do this. He's reminding folks that McCain's efforts to paint the basic and thoroughly uncontroversial government function of redistribution (not to say the proposed tax hikes on the very rich) as frighteningly Marxist or socialist is about as wild-eyed and radical as sounding the commie alarm about kids sharing toys.

The battle here is over who gets to define the center, which in the real world is inhabited by Obama, and who succeeds in marginalizing the other as extreme. Barack Obama is probably the greatest public communicator in decades, so it's worth keeping in mind that beneath the jokes a very serious and high stakes game is often being played.

Lessons learned: MySQL replication occasionally has problems. Gigabit Ethernet is awesome. I was...

Lessons learned:

  • MySQL replication occasionally has problems.
  • Gigabit Ethernet is awesome. I was able to transfer a lot of data at about 330 Mbit/s. As far as I know, I was limited only by the speed of the destination hard drives.

'The New York Times' Doesn't Know What the Flying Spaghetti Monster Is

From Serious Eats

noodleMonster.pngIn Julia Moskin's piece on molecular gastronomy in the New York Times today, I couldn't help but notice a familiar noodly-appendaged creature. To my dismay, the caption for the photograph of the Flying Spaghetti Monster just read "a noodle monster."

Is it a conspiracy by the Times to deny recognition of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and its Pastafarian followers? Or are writers and editors at the Times woefully unaware of Internet memes that date back to 2005? Did they not check their own archives?

What's the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you ask? Wikipedia has the answer:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a character created as a satirical protest to the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution... Since the intelligent design movement used ambiguous references to an unspecified 'Intelligent Designer' to avoid court rulings prohibiting the teaching of creationism as a science, Henderson believed that literally anything imaginable could be used as this Designer.

As they say, knowing is half the battle.

The changing newspaper

Nice look at the evolution of the front page of the LA Times from 1881 to 2003.

I selected a front page from every other decade, starting with the very first edition of the paper in 1881. Note the shifting hierarchy of images (yellow), advertising (orange) and editorial content (blue). The small black arrows are links to related content elsewhere within the paper.

They also look at the front pages of the web site from 1996 - 2006.

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Haunted Halloween Farming: Rotom

Rotom

I was watching TV late one night and all of a sudden weird things started happening.

CRASH

“What in the world was that,” I muttered to myself as I went outside to see if there was any damage. “A Thunderbolt (Electric STAB, Power 95, Acc 100) must have hit the house.”
When I returned in the house I noticed the television was showing nothing but static. “Turn the TV off boys and go to bed. The lightning must have knocked out the cable.”
“They’re here,” the boys replied in unison.
“What are talking about? Now shut off that TV, it’s only static anyhow.”
“The Rotoms are here,” they eerily replied.
Just then a Shadow Ball (Ghost, STAB, Power 80, Acc 100) whizzed by my head. “What in the …, it’s a good thing that didn’t hit me or it could have lowered my Special Defenses.”
Suddenly the fan whirred to life behind me. I walked into the kitchen to turn it off when the refrigerator doors suddenly flew open. I quickly backed up only to have the oven flash on and open its door.
“I know how to take care of electricity. I’ll just ground it.”
“It won’t work,” the boys replied, “Rotoms have the ability to Levitate and are immune to ground attacks.”
“What sort of Hidden Power is causing this,” I wondered aloud. I grabbed the boys and ran out the back only to be greeted by the washing machine starting on its own. As we were leaving the house I heard the Dark Pulse (Dark, Power 80, Acc 100) of the lawn mower roaring to life and we hurried away from the house as fast as we could. Looking back at the flashing lights within the house, even though I have a Modest (+ SpAtt, -Att) nature, I thought to myself, “Man that paint job sure makes the house look better.”

When we returned the next day the house appeared normal. No mysterious appliances running amok.
“Where are they boys? Can you tell?”, I asked.
“They’ve gone into the wifi. But they’ll be back”
“When?”
Thursday, October 30th at 4-6 PM CST (5-7 PM Eastern, 2-4 PM Pacific time, 9PM British)

If you have a unearthly desire to see these shocking sights for yourself, be in the wifi room to receive your very own Rotom holding a special Halloween treat.

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Errol Morris on the history of real-people political ads

the McCain campaign also used this approach in their Joe the Plumber testimonials  

Obama: "I Shared My Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich"

In Raleigh just now, Barack Obama went beyond the prepared remarks in pushing back on McCain's "socialist" attacks, ad-libbing about the shadowy Marxist and redistributionist leanings he's secretly harbored since kindergarten:

"By the end of the week, he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten," Obama said, as per the prepared remarks. Then he added: "I shared my -- I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich."

It's a nifty way of highlighting, in a roundabout way, the McCain-Palin attacks in all their utter childishness.

Joe the Plumber, meet Sarah the Socialist

Given the GOP's turn to calling Obama a socialist these days, I've been focused on explaining to folks how McCain's own off-the-cuff mortgage crisis solution is more "socialist" than anything proffered by the Democratic Party. Others, though, are keenly noting that for all her talk of "Barack the Redistributionist," Sarah Palin's own way of collecting and doling out oil dollars in Alaska is one of the best examples of wealth redistribution you can find in America. In this vein, Hendrik Hertzberg has a great Comment in the latest New Yorker, summarizing thusly:

For her part, Sarah Palin, who has lately taken to calling Obama “Barack the Wealth Spreader,” seems to be something of a suspect character herself. She is, at the very least, a fellow-traveller of what might be called socialism with an Alaskan face. The state that she governs has no income or sales tax. Instead, it imposes huge levies on the oil companies that lease its oil fields. The proceeds finance the government’s activities and enable it to issue a four-figure annual check to every man, woman, and child in the state. One of the reasons Palin has been a popular governor is that she added an extra twelve hundred dollars to this year’s check, bringing the per-person total to $3,269. A few weeks before she was nominated for Vice-President, she told a visiting journalist—Philip Gourevitch, of this magazine—that “we’re set up, unlike other states in the union, where it’s collectively Alaskans own the resources. So we share in the wealth when the development of these resources occurs.” Perhaps there is some meaningful distinction between spreading the wealth and sharing it (“collectively,” no less), but finding it would require the analytic skills of Karl the Marxist.

(Note that I, like many in this nation, don't find anything intrinsically wrong with wealth redistribution; that's one of the core principles of taxation as it's been implemented for years and years across the United States. I just think the hypocrisy of the GOP, the throw-any-label-hoping-it-sticks behavior, is at the same time both repugnant and hysterical, and I love seeing them get hoisted on their own petards.)

Obama: "I'm Sorry To See My Opponent Sink So Low"

On the trail today in North Carolina, Barack Obama will hit back at McCain's efforts to paint him as a closet socialist, tightening the "desperate McCain attacking to avoid real discussion of the economy" frame in a particularly memorable way.

From the prepared remarks:

We've tried it John McCain's way. We've tried it George Bush's way. It hasn't worked. Deep down, Senator McCain knows that, which is why his campaign said that "if we keep talking about the economy, we're going to lose."

That's why he's spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. I'm sorry to see my opponent sink so low. Lately, he's called me a socialist for wanting to roll back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class.

By the end of the week, he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in Kindergarten.

That kind of unforced mockery, even levity, tends to be a good indicator of genuine confidence in the outcome. Internals looking good, we wager. Full Obama excerpts after the jump.

North Carolina, I've got two words for you: six days. And you don't even have to wait six days to vote - you can vote early right now. But this is important: when you do vote, you have to vote in two steps - one for President, and one for the rest of the ticket. If you vote for a straight ticket, you have not voted in the presidential election. You need to vote for president separately.

Six days.

After decades of broken politics in Washington, eight years of failed policies from George Bush, and twenty-one months of a campaign that has taken us from the rocky coast of Maine to the sunshine of California, we are six days away from change in America.

In six days, you can turn the page on policies that have put the greed and irresponsibility of Wall Street before the hard work and sacrifice of folks on Main Street.

In six days, you can choose policies that invest in our middle-class, create new jobs, and grow this economy from the bottom-up so that everyone has a chance to succeed; from the CEO to the secretary and the janitor; from the factory owner to the men and women who work on its floor.

In six days, you can put an end to the politics that would divide a nation just to win an election; that tries to pit region against region, city against town, Republican against Democrat; that asks us to fear at a time when we need hope.

In six days, at this defining moment in history, you can give this country the change we need.

We began this journey in the depths of winter nearly two years ago, on the steps of the Old State Capitol in Springfield, Illinois. Back then, we didn't have much money or many endorsements. We weren't given much of a chance by the polls or the pundits, and we knew how steep our climb would be.

But I also knew this. I knew that the size of our challenges had outgrown the smallness of our politics. I believed that Democrats and Republicans and Americans of every political stripe were hungry for new ideas, new leadership, and a new kind of politics - one that favors common sense over ideology; one that focuses on those values and ideals we hold in common as Americans.

Most of all, I believed in your ability to make change happen. I knew that the American people were a decent, generous people who are willing to work hard and sacrifice for future generations. And I was convinced that when we come together, our voices are more powerful than the most entrenched lobbyists, or the most vicious political attacks, or the full force of a status quo in Washington that wants to keep things just the way they are.

Twenty-one months later, my faith in the American people has been vindicated. That's how we've come so far and so close - because of you. That's how we'll change this country - with your help. And that's why we can't afford to slow down, sit back, or let up for one day, one minute, or one second in this last week. Not now. Not when so much is at stake.

We are in the middle of the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression. 760,000 workers have lost their jobs this year. Businesses and families can't get credit. Home values are falling. Pensions are disappearing. Wages are lower than they've been in a decade, at a time when the cost of health care and college have never been higher. It's getting harder and harder to make the mortgage, or fill up your gas tank, or even keep the electricity on at the end of the month.

At a moment like this, the last thing we can afford is four more years of the tired, old theory that says we should give more to billionaires and big corporations and hope that prosperity trickles down to everyone else. The last thing we can afford is four more years where no one in Washington is watching anyone on Wall Street because politicians and lobbyists killed common-sense regulations. Those are the theories that got us into this mess. They haven't worked, and it's time for change. That's why I'm running for President of the United States.

Now, Senator McCain has served this country honorably. And he can point to a few moments over the past eight years where he has broken from George Bush - on torture, for example. He deserves credit for that. But when it comes to the economy - when it comes to the central issue of this election - the plain truth is that John McCain has stood with this President every step of the way. Voting for the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy that he once opposed. Voting for the Bush budgets that spent us into debt. Calling for less regulation twenty-one times just this year. Those are the facts.

Senator McCain says that we can't spend the next four years waiting for our luck to change, but you understand that the biggest gamble we can take is embracing the same old policies that have failed us for the last eight years. We've tried it John McCain's way. We've tried it George Bush's way. It hasn't worked. Deep down, Senator McCain knows that, which is why his campaign said that "if we keep talking about the economy, we're going to lose."

That's why he's spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. I'm sorry to see my opponent sink so low. Lately, he's called me a socialist for wanting to roll back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class. By the end of the week, he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in Kindergarten.

That's his choice. That's the kind of campaign he chose to run. But you have a choice too. The fundamental question in this election is not "Are you better off than you were four years ago?" We know the answer to that. The real question is, "Will this country be better off four years from now?"

For eight years, we've seen Washington take care of the extremely well-off and well-connected, and now my opponent is making the same old arguments to justify the same old policies that have been a complete failure for the middle class. He wants to give more to billionaires, more to corporations that ship jobs overseas, more to the same people whose greed and irresponsibility got us into this crisis. We're here because we know they shouldn't get away with it any more. We don't need another President who fights for Washington lobbyists and Wall Street, we need a President who stands up for hardworking Americans on Main Street, and that's what I'll be.

It's time to think very hard about what four years of John McCain's policies will mean for the middle class.

If Senator McCain is elected, 100 million Americans will not get a tax cut. You won't see a cent, but the average Fortune 500 CEO will get $700,000 and Big Oil will get $4 billion.

If Senator McCain is elected, your health care benefits will get taxed for the first time in history, and at least twenty million Americans risk losing their employer health insurance.

If Senator McCain is elected, we'll have another President who wants to privatize part of your Social Security.

If Senator McCain is elected, he won't make your college tuition affordable. His campaign says they have no college affordability plan because they consider the young people of America just another special interest.

Whether you are Nancy the Nurse, Tina the Teacher, or Carl the Construction Worker - if my opponent is elected, you will be worse off four years from now than you are today. So let's cut through the negative ads and the phony attacks - under John McCain, the middle class will watch wealth get favored over work, jobs get shipped overseas, and the cost of health care and college go through the roof. North Carolina, we know that just won't do. Not this time. It's time for change. It's time to do what's right for you, for our economy, and for our country

I know that my opponent is worried about losing an election, but I'm worried about Americans who are losing their homes, and their jobs, and their life savings. I'm worried about the middle class. And I won't just fight for your vote in the final days of election - I will fight for you every single day that I'm in the White House. That's why I'm running for President of the United States of America.

So I can take six more days of John McCain's attacks, but this country can't take four more years of the same old politics and the same failed policies. It's time for something new.

I know these are difficult times for America. But I also know that we have faced difficult times before. The American story has never been about things coming easy - it's been about rising to the moment when the moment was hard. It's about seeing the highest mountaintop from the deepest of valleys. It's about rejecting fear and division for unity of purpose. That's how we've overcome war and depression. That's how we've won great struggles for civil rights and women's rights and worker's rights. And that's how we'll emerge from this crisis stronger and more prosperous than we were before - as one nation; as one people.

Remember, we still have the most talented, most productive workers of any country on Earth. We're still home to innovation and technology, colleges and universities that are the envy of the world. Some of the biggest ideas in history have come from our small businesses and our research facilities. So there's no reason we can't make this century another American century. We just need a new direction. We need a new politics.

Now, I don't believe that government can or should try to solve all our problems. I know you don't either. But I do believe that government should do that which we cannot do for ourselves - protect us from harm and provide a decent education for our children; invest in new roads and new science and technology. It should reward drive and innovation and growth in the free market, but it should also make sure businesses live up to their responsibility to create American jobs, and look out for American workers, and play by the rules of the road. It should ensure a shot at success not only for those with money and power and influence, but for every single American who's willing to work. That's how we create not just more millionaires, but more middle-class families. That's how we've always grown the American economy - from the bottom-up. John McCain calls this socialism. I call it opportunity, and there is nothing more American than that.

Understand, if we want get through this crisis, we need to get beyond the old ideological debates and divides between left and right. We don't need bigger government or smaller government. We need a better government - a more competent government - a government that upholds the values we hold in common as Americans.

We don't have to choose between allowing our financial system to collapse and spending billions of taxpayer dollars to bail out Wall Street banks. As President, I will ensure that the financial rescue plan helps stop foreclosures and protects your money instead of enriching CEOs. And I will put in place the common-sense regulations I've been calling for throughout this campaign so that Wall Street can never cause a crisis like this again. That's the change we need.

The choice in this election isn't between tax cuts and no tax cuts. It's about whether you believe we should only reward wealth, or whether we should also reward the work and workers who create it. I will give a tax break to 95% of Americans who work every day and get taxes taken out of their paychecks every week. I'll eliminate income taxes for seniors making under $50,000 and give homeowners and working parents more of a break. And I'll help pay for this by asking the folks who are making more than $250,000 a year to go back to the tax rate they were paying in the 1990s. No matter what Senator McCain may claim, here are the facts - if you make under $250,000, you will not see your taxes increase by a single dime - not your income taxes, not your payroll taxes, not your capital gains taxes. Nothing. Because the last thing we should do in this economy is raise taxes on the middle-class.

When it comes to jobs, the choice in this election is not between putting up a wall around America or allowing every job to disappear overseas. The truth is, we won't be able to bring back every job that we've lost, but that doesn't mean we should follow John McCain's plan to keep giving tax breaks to corporations that send American jobs overseas. I will end those breaks as President, and I will give American businesses a $3,000 tax credit for every job they create right here in the United States of America. I'll eliminate capital gains taxes for small businesses and start-up companies that are the engine of job creation in this country. We'll create two million new jobs by rebuilding our crumbling roads, and bridges, and schools, and by laying broadband lines to reach every corner of the country. And I will invest $15 billion a year in renewable sources of energy to create five million new energy jobs over the next decade - jobs that pay well and can't be outsourced; jobs building solar panels and wind turbines and a new electricity grid; jobs building the fuel-efficient cars of tomorrow, not in Japan or South Korea but here in the United States of America; jobs that will help us eliminate the oil we import from the Middle East in ten years and help save the planet in the bargain. That's how America can lead again.

When it comes to health care, we don't have to choose between a government-run health care system and the unaffordable one we have now. If you already have health insurance, the only thing that will change under my plan is that we will lower premiums. If you don't have health insurance, you'll be able to get the same kind of health insurance that Members of Congress get for themselves. We'll invest in preventative care and new technology to finally lower the cost of health care for families, businesses, and the entire economy. And as someone who watched his own mother spend the final months of her life arguing with insurance companies because they claimed her cancer was a pre-existing condition and didn't want to pay for treatment, I will stop insurance companies from discriminating against those who are sick and need care most.

When it comes to giving every child a world-class education so they can compete in this global economy for the jobs of the 21st century, the choice is not between more money and more reform - because our schools need both. As President, I will invest in early childhood education, recruit an army of new teachers, pay them more, and give them more support. But I will also demand higher standards and more accountability from our teachers and our schools. And I will make a deal with every American who has the drive and the will but not the money to go to college: if you commit to serving your community or your country, we will make sure you can afford your tuition. You invest in America, America will invest in you, and together, we will move this country forward.

And when it comes to keeping this country safe, we don't have to choose between retreating from the world and fighting a war without end in Iraq. It's time to stop spending $10 billion a month in Iraq while the Iraqi government sits on a huge surplus. As President, I will end this war by asking the Iraqi government to step up, and finally finish the fight against bin Laden and the al Qaeda terrorists who attacked us on 9/11. I will never hesitate to defend this nation, but I will only send our troops into harm's way with a clear mission and a sacred commitment to give them the equipment they need in battle and the care and benefits they deserve when they come home. I will build new partnerships to defeat the threats of the 21st century, and I will restore our moral standing, so that America is once again that last, best hope for all who are called to the cause of freedom, who long for lives of peace, and who yearn for a better future.

I won't stand here and pretend that any of this will be easy - especially now. The cost of this economic crisis, and the cost of the war in Iraq, means that Washington will have to tighten its belt and put off spending on things we can afford to do without. On this, there is no other choice. As President, I will go through the federal budget, line-by-line, ending programs that we don't need and making the ones we do need work better and cost less.

But as I've said from the day we began this journey all those months ago, the change we need isn't just about new programs and policies. It's about a new politics - a politics that calls on our better angels instead of encouraging our worst instincts; one that reminds us of the obligations we have to ourselves and one another.

Part of the reason this economic crisis occurred is because we have been living through an era of profound irresponsibility. On Wall Street, easy money and an ethic of "what's good for me is good enough" blinded greedy executives to the danger in the decisions they were making. On Main Street, lenders tricked people into buying homes they couldn't afford. Some folks knew they couldn't afford those houses and bought them anyway. In Washington, politicians spent money they didn't have and allowed lobbyists to set the agenda. They scored political points instead of solving our problems, and even after the greatest attack on American soil since Pearl Harbor, all we were asked to do by our President was to go out and shop.

That is why what we have lost in these last eight years cannot be measured by lost wages or bigger trade deficits alone. What has also been lost is the idea that in this American story, each of us has a role to play. Each of us has a responsibility to work hard and look after ourselves and our families, and each of us has a responsibility to our fellow citizens. That's what's been lost these last eight years - our sense of common purpose; of higher purpose. And that's what we need to restore right now.

Yes, government must lead the way on energy independence, but each of us must do our part to make our homes and our businesses more efficient. Yes, we must provide more ladders to success for young men who fall into lives of crime and despair. But all of us must do our part as parents to turn off the television and read to our children and take responsibility for providing the love and guidance they need. Yes, we can argue and debate our positions passionately, but at this defining moment, all of us must summon the strength and grace to bridge our differences and unite in common effort - black, white, Latino, Asian, Native American; Democrat and Republican, young and old, rich and poor, gay and straight, disabled or not.

In this election, we cannot afford the same political games and tactics that are being used to pit us against one another and make us afraid of one another. The stakes are too high to divide us by class and region and background; by who we are or what we believe.

Because despite what our opponents may claim, there are no real or fake parts of this country. There is no city or town that is more pro-America than anywhere else - we are one nation, all of us proud, all of us patriots. There are patriots who supported this war in Iraq and patriots who opposed it; patriots who believe in Democratic policies and those who believe in Republican policies. The men and women who serve in our battlefields may be Democrats and Republicans and Independents, but they have fought together and bled together and some died together under the same proud flag. They have not served a Red America or a Blue America - they have served the United States of America.

It won't be easy, North Carolina. It won't be quick. But you and I know that it is time to come together and change this country. Some of you may be cynical and fed up with politics. A lot of you may be disappointed and even angry with your leaders. You have every right to be. But despite all of this, I ask of you what has been asked of Americans throughout our history.

I ask you to believe - not just in my ability to bring about change, but in yours.

I know this change is possible. Because I have seen it over the last twenty-one months. Because in this campaign, I have had the privilege to witness what is best in America.

I've seen it in lines of voters that stretched around schools and churches; in the young people who cast their ballot for the first time, and those not so young folks who got involved again after a very long time. I've seen it in the workers who would rather cut back their hours than see their friends lose their jobs; in the neighbors who take a stranger in when the floodwaters rise; in the soldiers who re-enlist after losing a limb. I've seen it in the faces of the men and women I've met at countless rallies and town halls across the country, men and women who speak of their struggles but also of their hopes and dreams.

I still remember the email that a woman named Robyn sent me after I met her in Ft. Lauderdale. Sometime after our event, her son nearly went into cardiac arrest, and was diagnosed with a heart condition that could only be treated with a procedure that cost tens of thousands of dollars. Her insurance company refused to pay, and their family just didn't have that kind of money.

In her email, Robyn wrote, "I ask only this of you - on the days where you feel so tired you can't think of uttering another word to the people, think of us. When those who oppose you have you down, reach deep and fight back harder."

North Carolina, that's what hope is - that thing inside us that insists, despite all evidence to the contrary, that something better is waiting around the bend; that insists there are better days ahead. If we're willing to work for it. If we're willing to shed our fears and our doubts. If we're willing to reach deep down inside ourselves when we're tired and come back fighting harder.

Hope! That's what kept some of our parents and grandparents going when times were tough. What led them to say, "Maybe I can't go to college, but if I save a little bit each week my child can; maybe I can't have my own business but if I work really hard my child can open one of her own." It's what led immigrants from distant lands to come to these shores against great odds and carve a new life for their families in America; what led those who couldn't vote to march and organize and stand for freedom; that led them to cry out, "It may look dark tonight, but if I hold on to hope, tomorrow will be brighter."

That's what this election is about. That is the choice we face right now.

Don't believe for a second this election is over. Don't think for a minute that power concedes. We have to work like our future depends on it in this last week, because it does.

In six days, we can choose an economy that rewards work and creates new jobs and fuels prosperity from the bottom-up.

In six days, we can choose to invest in health care for our families, and education for our kids, and renewable energy for our future.

In six days, we can choose hope over fear, unity over division, the promise of change over the power of the status quo.

In six days, we can come together as one nation, and one people, and once more choose our better history.

That's what's at stake. That's what we're fighting for. And if in this last week, you will knock on some doors for me, and make some calls for me, and talk to your neighbors, and convince your friends; if you will stand with me, and fight with me, and give me your vote, then I promise you this - we will not just win North Carolina, we will not just win this election, but together, we will change this country and we will change the world. Thank you, God bless you, and may God bless America.

● iTrail

When we were up in Vermont earlier this month, we rode the single chair to the top of the mountain at Mad River Glen and then hiked down. Before we left, we installed iTrail on Meg's phone. iTrail uses the iPhone's GPS capability to track your progress along a trail, jogging path, etc. The reviews at the iTunes Store aren't glowing but we found that it worked pretty well for us. Here are a couple of graphs generated by iTrail of our hike:

iTrail Graphs

iTrail also allows data export to a Google Docs speadsheet. From there, you can import that data into Google Maps, like so:

iTrail Google Maps

It's not perfect (we weren't doing 8.2 mph at the beginning of the hike) and GPS mapping apps are hardly new, but I've never done this before and it feels like living in the future.

TEDTalk from the vaults: Blog godmother Mena Trott on TED.com

A founding mother of the blog revolution, Movable Type's Mena Trott talks about the early days of blogging, when she realized that giving regular people the power to share our lives online is the way to build a friendlier, more connected world. (Recorded February 2006 in Monterey, California. Duration: 16:58.)


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McCain Campaign Attacks TPM, Keeps Denying Our "Carved B" Story

Last Friday we reported here that McCain's Pennsylvania spokesperson fed local reporters a highly incendiary version of the hoax story about the attack on the McCain volunteer well before the facts were in, telling reporters outright that the "B" carved into the victim's face stood for Barack.

The McCain campaign has now denied the story on two separate occasions, faulting TPM's reporting on it.

"The liberal blog post" has "no basis in fact," a McCain spokesperson has now told Channel 4 in Pittsburgh, in a reference to our story. Before that, McCain national spokesperson Brian Rogers denied the story to MSNBC, claiming sloppy reporting by the Pennsylvania reporters.

Let's be as clear as possible here: Two separate news organizations in Pennsylvania are on record saying that McCain's Pennsylvania spokesperson gave them the incendiary version of the story.

Either those news organizations independently decided to lie and smear the McCain campaign in identical ways, or the McCain campaign is lying in its denials.

Let's go over what happened.

Our initial story in no way reported that McCain's national campaign had a hand in pushing the story. In fact, it explicitly noted that there was no evidence that that had happened. Rather, our story simply reported that according to Pennsylvania news orgs, McCain's state spokesperson, Peter Feldman, had done this.

The news director at KDKA, John Verrilli, told us explicitly that the spokesperson had given one of his reporters a detailed version of the attack that included a claim that the alleged attacker said, "You're with the McCain campaign? I'm going to teach you a lesson." Verrilli also told TPM that the McCain spokesperson had claimed that the "B" stood for Barack.

We also reported that an earlier version of a story on the attack on WPXI's web site contained a version of the hoax attack from Feldman that was virtually identical to the one given to KDKA.

MSNBC followed up on our reporting, contacting the WPXI reporter who had done the story. The reporter told MSNBC that he had indeed gotten the quotes from Feldman.

So here's where we are. The McCain campaign is asking you to believe that both these news orgs either got these quotes from the PA spokesperson wrong or made them up -- independently, and in identical ways.

Either that highly improbable series of events did take place, or the McCain campaign is lying in its denials. It's that simple.

Minors: Murphy writes about AFL and Injury

Eddie Kunz will blogging his experience in the Arizona Fall League at MLB.com, and will occasionally be joined online by Bobby Parnell, Tobi Stoner and Dan Murphy, among others.

Today, Murphy jumps on to the keyboard to discuss his time in the AFL so far, while writing the following about his recent injury:

“As of right now I am currently not in the lineup due a forearm injury that took place in the annual Rising Stars game. Hopefully I should be ready for action by the end of this week but as of now I am daily consulting with our trainer Joe Golia who has taken care of me since the injury. But I am looking forward to being back in the lineup and further hone my skills at second base and in the batters box…Everyday I am getting top of the line coaching and I feel that I am getting more consistent at second base and hope to one day be able to help the Mets at that position if they so choose.”

In 10 games in the AFL, Murphy is batting .400 with four doubles, one HR, 11 RBI and just three strike outs.

New York Times Visualization Lab

New York Times has partnered with Many Eyes (IBM) to release the NYT Visualization Lab, where you can create your own visualizations based on the massive archive that the paper has slowly been releasing out into the open.

October 28, 2008

Barack Obama, Friend to Three-Legged Dogs

Three items (and a photo) that may be of interest to those who might still need to be persuaded to vote for Obama. [1]

While we've endorsed hundreds of congressional candidates for election, both Democrats and Republicans, we've never before endorsed a presidential candidate. We have members on the left, in the center, and on the right, and we knew it could be controversial to choose either party's candidate for the top office in the nation. But in an era of sweeping presidential power, we must weigh in on this most important political race in the country. Standing on the sidelines is no longer an option for us.

Best Friends Animal Society (my favorite animal-centric charitable organization) recently started a petition to get the Obama family to adopt a rescue animal. After 50,000 signatures, Michelle Obama confirmed that they would be adopting a rescue.

Obama-and-baby

Finally, the poodle pictured in the photo with Obama is Baby. She was rescued after ten years in a puppy mill and is the subject of this book. Obama's political mentor -- Dick Durbin -- is the author of a federal bill to stop the practice of puppy mills. Obama appears in the book as a supporter of Baby and this cause.

[1] Yes, this post is for my mom.

Tips for Running The New York City Marathon

Help Coach Jenny! I am a small town girl who has run several rural marathons and I'm headed to run the New York City Marathon in the BIG CITY this weekend. I am excited but slightly terrified. Do you...

ASK COACH JENNY! Coach Jenny Hadfield is the co-author of the best selling Marathoning for Mortals and the newly released Running for Mortals. She is a nationally recognized speaker, writer and co-owner of Chicago Endurance Sports, Chicago?s largest multi-sport training company.

Blog: Daniel Murphy injured in AFL

The bloggers from Ladies Locker Room were out in Peoria, AZ, to catch an Arizona Fall League game this past weekend, during which they interview a variety of players.

However, according to their most recent post, Mets 2B Daniel Murphy did not play over the weekend.

He was seen wearing a wrap around his forearm on Saturday, most likely due to an in-game collision that took him to the hospital on Friday night.

Murphy is not in today’s lineup as well, according to MiLB.com.

Update8:05 pm

‘Murphy is expected to return to action in a day or two after taking a spike to the forearm last Friday,’ according to Bart Hubbuch at his blog for the New York Post.

Hubbuch also provides details of the injury, which, as stated above, forced Murphy to be taken to the a Phoenix hospital.

If Gridlock Sam Was President…

gridlocksam.jpgA bit of pre-Election Day fun: Here's a mock state-of-the-union speech drafted for the next President by "Gridlock" Sam Schwartz. Combining some ideas from Barack Obama's platform with some that no candidate would utter during a presidential campaign, he lays out a plan for infrastructure investment and how to pay for it:

The National Infrastructure Bank will assemble a portfolio of projects for investment by the public and private sector. I will follow the formula developed by the renowned economist Felix Rohatyn so that any project seeking over $75 million in federal support would be required to submit a proposal to the bank. The submission would include the contribution to be made by the state and local governments, user fees and a plan for maintenance. The bank would then decide to fund the project outright, or through credit guarantees for state bonds or loans against future revenues from user fees and other sound financial strategies.

The federal government will favor cities that introduce congestion pricing. A recent study by the Brookings Institute found that more than $100 billion could be raised annually by road pricing in the 98 largest metropolitan areas. We will adopt the previous administration’s call for a dedicated Metro Mobility (MM) Program (pdf) for metropolitan areas with populations greater than 500,000. These are the battle grounds for congestion, fuel inefficiencies and production of greenhouse gases.

The gas tax is a dinosaur (pun intended). As long as it remains a flat tax at 18.4 cents per gallon and gas consumption decreases (a goal of my administration) it will be a dwindling source of revenue. I propose that the tax, like most other taxes, be indexed against the sale price. This way, when foreign influences raise the price of gas, some revenue will be returned to the taxpayers in public works projects. I propose a 5 cent/gallon increase over present levels, the first increase since 1993, to generate about $10 billion annually. But, if the price of gas goes down, and I hope it does, the tax will go down accordingly.

He Ended Up in Times Square, and the Rest Is History

Cowboy wearing a Florida Rebel flag belt buckle: You should go back to your own country, or learn to speak English!
Girl leaving train: Have fun in the Bronx, cowboy!

--D Train


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'The Economist' Pizza Boxes

From Slice

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The Economist wants college students to learn more about global affairs while chowing down on pizza. The publication's new branded boxes use pie charts to express statistics on global wheat consumption, arable crop land, and cheese imports, as part of their "get a world view campaign." Twenty pizzerias nearby Philadelphia-area college campuses will distribute the boxes. Kind of reminds me of the back of cereal boxes, except this knowledge seem heavier (less word searches).

The danger of Palin's choice of words

Not that Anil needs any link love from the low-rent likes of me, but I'd be remiss in not pointing out the sheer awsomeness of his post this morning on Sarah Palin's choice of language. As always, Anil has an amazing way of articulating something that's difficult to parse; his view of Palin's language as her hook into her intended audience is uniquely insightful, to say the least.

Read: Wright Clutch or Not

Joey Mayo at NY Baseball Digest dispells the myths that Mike Francesa of WFAN has been perpetuating regarding David Wright not being a clutch player.

Myth #3 on his list is that Evan Longoria is better than David Wright:

“Could he be in the future? Sure. Is that guaranteed? Nope. So why would Mike call me ridiculous when I said I wouldn’t trade Wright for Longoria? Because Mike probably doesn’t know that when David Wright was 22 he was putting up a .911 OPS in the majors, compared with Longoria this year putting up an .875. Once again this might be lost on the math challenged Mike.”

“Than again Mike might just think Wright has been 25 since he broke into the major leagues. I also enjoy the notion that Mike Francesa is a connoisseur of young talent…yes the man who once asked “Who’s David Wright?” when he was the Mets top prospect, the man who laughed at Dustin Pedroia being anything more than average, the man who said the Rays would never win the division, would like you to take him seriously when he says he can see Longoria has the tools to be better than David Wright.”

…i pretty much stopped listening to francesca when it was him and the mad dog…they understand the medium of talk radio, which has become getting listeners riled up so they can debate their opinions…i just don’t feel like playing their game…

Letting Sarah Be Sarah

A couple of McCain higher-ups have told me that Palin simply knew nothing about national and international issues. Which meant, as one such adviser said to me: 'Letting Sarah be Sarah may not be such a good thing.'

From Robert Draper's blogging of the week of the campaign for GQ.

Certainly some lavishly lurid campaign books are going to have some good material about this farce.

2008 Topps Updates & Highlights - Hobby vs., Retail part 2

As promised, here's the 5 packs of retail Topps U&H. You decide for yourself if these five random packs are better than the other five random packs. Some would argue that retail is the path to failure and despair, but let's open them anyway. I'll find some Target packs so I can be fair and balanced if anyone so desires.

THE RETAIL PACKS:

5 packs purchased from a display at Wal-Mart on 10/27/08.

First Pack:

UH31 Marco Scutaro
UH30 Brendan Harris
UH271 Brad Thompson
UH55 Cesar Izturis
UH303 Taylor Teagarden RC
UH327 Hernan Iribarren RC
UH315 Sean Rodriguez RC
UH213 German Duran RC
UH76Francsico Rodriguez AL All-Star
UH58 Scott Kazmir AL All-Star
UH23 Christian Guzman NL All-Star
UH234 Carl Pavano Gold parallel #0582/2008
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I got more rookies in this back than in all the hobby packs. Got the first gold border card too, of Yankee flop Carl Pavano.

Second Pack:

UH253 Josh Johnson
UH130 Mike Cameron
UH163 Miguel Cairo
UH166 Ryan Braun Home Run Derby
UH148 David Wright NL All-Star
UH255 Brian Horwitz RC
UH75 Matt Treanor
UH34 Nate McLouth NL All-Star
UH64 Joe Nathan AL All-Star
UH95 Ichiro AL All-Star
FC-5 James & Elizabeth Kotright Monroe
WMDP22 Johan Santana Dick Perez
ToppsTown

7 straight packs with a ToppsTown card. Guuuuh. Two inserts in the pack, a snazzy looking Dick Perez card and a First lady card. I am so goddamned sick of presidents I could puke. How about some Vice presidents? Or Chief Justices? Speakers of the House? President pro tempore of the Senate? Postmaster General? Mayors of Pittsburgh? For Pete's sake, Topps, there are other freaking people in the government beside the stupid president.

Third Pack:

UH128 LaTroy Hawkins
UH74 Corey Patterson
UH152 Steve Trachsel
UH330 Johan Santana
UH125 John Smoltz 3000th Strikeout Highlight
UH262 Brian Wilson NL All-Star
UH232 Geovany Soto NL All-Star
UH167 Justin Morneau Home Run Derby
UH156 Juan Rincon
UH162 Eric Stults
UH102 Matt Murton
WBC20 Johan Santana WBC
David Wright Topps of the Class

Wouldn't ya know it, 8 packs in and I've got doubles of my only WBC card. Oh well, I got Smoltzie at least.

Fourth Pack:


UH205 Octavio Dotel
UH121 Jacque Jones
UH90 Dan Haren
UH325 Clay Hensley
UH!95 Chris Carter RC
UH51 Fernando Tatis
UH279 Alex Hinshaw RC
UH1 Kosuke Fukudome RC
UH17 Russ Martin NL All-Star
UH41 Joe Mauer AL All-Star
UH53 Justin Duchscherer AL All-Star
UH47 Dustin Pedroia AL All-Star
David Wright Topps of the Class

I am a KoFu magnet. I don't know what I did to deserve this.

Fifth Pack:

UH170 Greg Smith RC
UH182 Sidney Ponson
UH21 Darrell Rasner
UH117 Jed Lowrie RC
UH159 Mike Aviles RC
UH280 Max Scherzer RC
UH287 Chase Headley
UH328 Billy Wagner NL All-Star
UH5 Chipper Jones NL All-Star
YR172 Melky Cabrera Year in Review
MRH-GC Gary Carter Ring of Honor
UH14 Bartolo Colon Gold Parallel #0121/2008
ToppsTown

Three inserts, four rookies and a Chipper in this pack. Feast or famine, I suppose. I've been interested to see a Ring of Honor card, they look pretty much like the football insert. I guess they chose the '86 Mets to balance out some of the Yankee lovefest that's been going on this year. Maybe by 2038 a non-New York team will be honored in a trading card set. Of course then it'lll be one season of Boston Red Sox love then back to the Yanks. Ah screw it, I got my Chipper.

53 base cards
12 RCs
2 Gold border parallels
1 Dick Perez
1 Year in Review
1 WBC
1 Ring of Honor
1 First Lady
3 ToppsTown
2 David Wright ads

What's interesting about this stuff is that there are no odds for relic cards on the back of the pack. So, if you like jerseys Hobby is the way to go. Series 2 blasters has a jersey per box though, so maybe that's where Topps is hiding 'em.

Obama is up to speed on the Pollan Doctrine

Senator Obama doesn't need to be paged...he's already read Michael Pollan's piece on US food policy.

I was just reading an article in the New York Times by Michael Pollen [sic] about food and the fact that our entire agricultural system is built on cheap oil. As a consequence, our agriculture sector actually is contributing more greenhouse gases than our transportation sector. And in the mean time, it's creating monocultures that are vulnerable to national security threats, are now vulnerable to sky-high food prices or crashes in food prices, huge swings in commodity prices, and are partly responsible for the explosion in our healthcare costs because they're contributing to type 2 diabetes, stroke and heart disease, obesity, all the things that are driving our huge explosion in healthcare costs. That's just one sector of the economy. You think about the same thing is true on transportation. The same thing is true on how we construct our buildings. The same is true across the board.

I wonder if McCain had a chance to read it. (thx, tim & jeremy)

(link)

A Poem for the Young Voter

I voted this morning (I'll be out of town). Listen to Jay Smooth and make sure you vote a week from today.

youngna: The Netherlands at peak tulip season. you will...



youngna:

The Netherlands at peak tulip season.
you will never be confused by dutch architecture again.

Morimoto on Momofuku: Grub Street takes Iron Chef Masaharu...

Grub Street takes Iron Chef Masaharu Morimoto on a ramen tour of the East Village to judge the neighborhood's top contenders. After trying the offerings at Momofuku, Ippudo, Minca, Ramen Setagaya, and Rai Rai Ken, Morimoto chose, what else, David Chang's Momofuku Ramen as the best in the EVill (and in a sense, all of New York). [GS]

What Sarah Palin Is Saying

Sarah Palin has been unsurprising in her criticisms of Barack Obama's credentials and policies, fulfilling the traditional role of the vice presidential candidate being the most aggressive and pointed rhetorical attacker in a campaign. But a closer look at her deliberate use of vernacular and language reveals that she has gone far beyond any other candidate in vice presidential history in the dangerous and irresponsible implications of her attacks. She has phrased her attacks on Obama in a way that avoids accountability to the press while specifically addressing the subset of her audience who are most likely to advocate extreme actions against Obama.

I don't usually write about politics here; I leave the ugliness to those who seem to revel in it. But I think a lot about language, usually in a more lighthearted context like talking about yo mama jokes or lolcats. What's striking to me this election season, though, is that Sarah Palin has chosen to abuse her command of language so obviously without suffering any serious criticism for it thus far.

The crux of the issue is simple:

  1. Sarah Palin has unequivocally associated Barack Obama with the idea of terrorism and specifically with "terrorists".
  2. Republican President George Bush has defined in our National Security Strategy, and the Republican Party's platform affirms, that we may identify and strike at terrorists before they have committed any defined acts of aggression against American citizens.
  3. George Bush has made clear, by stating before a joint session of Congress that "Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists."
  4. Palin has used deliberate choice of language to avoid these connections being highlighted by the media, while increasing the likelihood that the target audience for her message will be incited by her statements.

Through these arguments, it becomes clear that Sarah Palin's assertions are designed not to prove that Obama is unqualified for the office of the Presidency of the United States. Rather, she appears to be attempting to convince a substantial portion of her supporters that Obama supports terrorism against the United States and thus should be, at the very least, incarcerated as an enemy combatant (which we are doing to American citizens already) or at worst, assassinated for supporting terror. She has done this knowing full well that she can retain plausible deniability thanks to the ambiguity of her statements as they'll be interpreted by the media, by her detractors, and by her more reasonable supporters.

Code Switching, Oprah, and Straight Talk

Palin has been hammering home this alleged link between Obama and terrorism for weeks. And there's a deliberate intellectual dishonesty of using the plural form of "terrorist" for describing what was meant to be an allusion to William Ayers alone.

But just as telling as her assertions is the way in which she phrases them. Obama is not consorting with terrorists, in her formulation, he's palling around with them. I'm not one of those overbearing language nerds who's chiding her for using informal speech; instead, I want to point out a deliberate and telling choice of grammar that she's employed.

Linguists use the phrase "code switching" to refer to the act of using more than one language when speaking. As someone who grew up in a multilingual household, I'm intimately familiar with code-switching, and one of the most interesting traits about the practice is not merely how easy it is for people to switch language on the fly, but rather how the choice of language actually informs the meaning and the nuance of the words being said.

This gets even more pronounced if we use an expansive definition of the idea of "code switching" and include switching between dialects of the same language. Then, we can look at some familiar examples to learn from them.

For example, Oprah Winfrey is an extremely successful businesswoman, obviously well-versed in the General American or Standard American English that's the language of business in this country. But Oprah regularly and effortlessly code switches to AAVE (also known as "Black English" or, to its detractors, ebonics) on her show or in various media appearances. Though her use of the dialect is clearly sincere and authentic, it's also obviously a savvy way to stay connected to audiences with whom she wants to maintain a particular resonance or credibility. In short, code switching is an efficient way to target a particular message to a particular group without explicitly telling the world that's who you're speaking to. The context makes it obvious.

We see George W. Bush do the same thing regularly, as well. No man who has an MBA from Harvard and grew up among the most privileged families in the United States can be unaware that "smoke 'em out" isn't Standard American English. That's not to say his use of folksy sayings is merely a put-on, but rather that it's a linguistic choice he makes in some settings, and with the same goal as Oprah: He's speaking directly to a particular audience in a way that resonates with them as credible, and signifies to others that they're not the target audience for his words.

In the case of Sarah Palin, this strategy has been taken to its logical extreme. Where John McCain used the phrase "straight talk" in his 2000 campaign to represent the idea of telling the unvarnished truth, without regard to the actual grammar of the statements themselves, Palin has changed the meaning of the phrase slightly. In her formulation, "straight talk" is not so much about the clarity of the points being made, but rather a signifier of the dialect in which she is offering up her talking points.

I'm not speaking solely of the North Central American dialect, though Palin's use of what's often referred to as "the Fargo accent" is of course one of her most distinctive verbal traits. In fact, you can see her attenuate how pronounced that accent is based on where and when she's speaking; In front of large crowds in rural areas it tends to be pretty strong, and when she's on TV with an interviewer (or on Saturday Night Live), she dials it back. Those attenuations are normal, and any of us who've ever done any public speaking in different circumstances know that we adapt our language to the audience we're addressing.

Others have criticized Palin for her language. I have no interest in taking her to task over the fact that many of her statements lack a clear structure or that she often reverts to rambling, run-on sentences. The truth is, coherent, cogent public speaking, especially trying to tailor one's speech to sound bites, is a difficult skill that must be practiced. I don't fault Palin for not being expert at it yet, and in fact even when her syntax is tortured, the general point she's trying to make is often still very clear.

Rather, the most dramatic technique in Sarah Palin's speeches is the use of vernacular to mask the seriousness of an assertion. Sarah Palin cloaks her ideas in "straight talk" to avoid them being subject to fact-checking that would happen if she were to use standard english to make the same points.

Saying It Plainly

Put simply, if Palin says "Barack Obama consorts with terrorists", she is making the assertion that he supports acts of violence against American citizens and the media will refute this obviously false assertion. If, instead, Palin says he "pals around with terrorists", she's used code-switching to mask the seriousness of the charge, obfuscating her meaning enough to get away with making an assertion that inevitably calls for the imprisonment or even assassination of a political opponent.

This clever use of language only hides Palin's meaning from members of the press. Because writers for traditional media are usually highly educated and pride themselves on their mastery of Standard American English, they can often look down on dialects like AAVE and North Central English. Instead these forms of language being seen as legitimate and interpreted in the social context where they've formed, they're dismissed as being the words of "people who don't even speak proper English!" In the cases where the ideas aren't outright dismissed, there is still rampant misinterpretation of meaning: Reporters wrongly see a term like "palling" as imprecise, when compared to a word like "consorting".

But these words are not imprecise to their intended audience. They are, in fact, clearer than using legalistic terms like "consorting". They amplify the urgency of the statements, and increase the sense for Palin's audience that they're on the same page with her, speaking a language too "plain", too full of "straight talk", for the press to understand. And they're right. Palin has consistently pitted herself against the media, depicting them as hostile and foreign to her campaign, and thus making it even less likely they'd take her less formal-sounding charges seriously.

On top of this, by deliberately omitting the word "domestic" as a descriptor of "terrorist" after its initial mention in her speeches, Palin has amplified the recurring theme of "otherness" that the McCain campaign and its surrogates have pinned on Obama. There is an unequivocal attempt to assign a commonality of purpose and intent between Obama, his supporters and campaigners, and terrorists who would attack Americans.

This is especially telling because "domestic terrorism" hasn't been raised, by Sarah Palin or anyone else, as an issue that the McCain campaign is genuinely concerned about. There has been no mention of Joel Henry Hinrichs, or Jim David Adkisson, or even Timothy McVeigh. There is not a single mention of domestic terror on the McCain campaign website except in reference to William Ayers. So it's impossible to assert that Palin is introducing this term to raise the issue of security for Americans; It exists only in the context of attacking Obama and inciting a specifically targeted subset of her audience to see him as deserving of imprisonment or violence.

I firmly believe that Sarah Palin is a smart, talented public speaker who makes deliberate choices about her use of language to elicit particular responses from different segments of her audience. She's college-educated and has been a professional broadcaster, understanding the nuances of addressing a large audience. She is certainly experienced enough to understand that signifiers like "hockey mom" and "Joe Six Pack" are explicitly communicating to an audience that is white, overwhelmingly not college educated, and lives in rural or suburban areas.

I know because I've been part of that audience. I grew up in an overwhelmingly white part of rural and suburban Pennsylvania, the very same place that many of these attacks are being leveled. I was coincidentally in Greensboro, North Carolina on the same day that Palin first talked about "Real America". I don't have a college education, and I've spent a lot of time around highly-educated professional writers working for the biggest media organizations in the world, and seen their attitudes about language, dialect and vernacular within our country. I've done enough public speaking myself to understand how important word choice, and use of slang, and choice of accent is when speaking to different groups. And it's obvious to anyone who knows American culture why Palin wouldn't identify as a "basketball mom" or talk about "Joe Forty Ounce". These things are not accidents.

So we see a simple pattern emerge:

  • George W. Bush uses informal language like "smoke 'em out" when referring to targeting terrorists, setting the precedent of such terms being not only appropriate for the conversation, but in fact binding as policy.
  • Bush, Palin and the Republican Party keep most media outlets on the defensive by consistently distancing the media with both fair assertions of bias and unfair attacks on the journalistic imperative to act as a check to political power.
  • Palin sets a tone from her very first national speech where her deliberate use of vernacular explicitly connects her to rural white Americans.
  • Palin defines Obama as linked to terrorism, ignoring the actual issue of domestic terrorism in favor of a context which is most likely to inspire radical elements of her audience to pursue the Bush policy of striking at friends of terrorists before they have attacked.
  • Palin presses the argument using language that the mainstream press cannot grasp firmly enough to refute or highlight as incendiary.

I believe the vast majority of supporters of the campaign of John McCain are honorable, honest, well-intentioned and sincere Americans who want what's best for this country. And I believe that all of us, regardless of party affiliation or political support, deserve better than someone who cynically twists language to inflame and incite the very worst elements of our culture. That's why it's important to point out the danger of these actions.

Sarah Palin's conduct has gone far past the bounds of decency, and far past even the most dangerous efforts of any previous candidate for such high office. This is an inexcusable, unforgivable, and unacceptable transgression and my belief is that she should be removed from consideration for the office of Vice President for her dangerous, unethical and unamerican display of irresponsibility.

Apple releases free Mac management white paper

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An email is being sent from Apple to education customers this morning, offering a free white paper on Mac management. Entitled "Solutions for Systems Management," the paper can be accessed by entering your school's name and zip code on a special web page.

It includes solid, basic information on assessment of your school's needs, deployment of a solution and even a solution's typical lifespan. Apple products are featured, of course, like Apple Remote Desktop and Mac OS X Server, but the paper also describes some third-party products like Deep Freeze and K2 Key Auditor and Key Server.

It's certainly not the definitive paper on being a Mac-friendly administrator, but a decent reference. You can find out more about deploying Mac OS X in education contexts from the indispensable Macenterprise and AFP548 sites.
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I Expect She'll Be Eating a Crazy Big Meal Afterward

From Serious Eats: New York

20081028-ab.jpgForget restaurateur Joe Bastianich's running of the NYC marathon. Serious Eats' own Alaina Browne has been training for Sunday's race. No word on whether she'll be wearing a food-related costume as she runs. More info on the event.

In Videos: Weird Al Yankovic's 'Eat It'

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Yesterday was a real trip for anyone who remembers when MTV actually played music. The network launched mtvmusic.com, making available a gigantic web library of original music videos. Though many food-related favorites come to mind, it's hard not to recall Weird Al Yankovic's take on Michael Jackson's "Beat It."

Don't you tell me you're full, just eat it/ Get yourself an egg and beat it/ If it's gettin' cold, reheat it/ Have some more chicken, have some more pie. It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried/ Just eat it

The next time someone gives you sass about their food, borrow some of Weird Al's lines. Both videos, after the jump.

'Beat It' by Michael Jackson

Watch Jacko's original first for some context before digging in to Weird Al's masterpiece:

'Eat It' by Weird Al Yankovic

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projectbueller:

Although there is a beautifully hand-written version of this note currently scotch taped to Matthew Broderick’s door, we thought we’d unleash it on the world wide web, in case we guessed the wrong door.

Dear Matthew Broderick,

In 1986, you made a movie that has been the standing template for cool since the day it was released. It has inspired and given people the courage to rock and roll and live authentically, a principle we would now like to celebrate in a most festive fashion this Friday night.

At 7:00 pm in the middle of 6th Ave, we are recreating the parade scene from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off as a part of the Greenwich Village Halloween Parade. We’ve got a 28 ft float, over 1,000 volunteers, balloons, sound equipment, and a whole entire marching band. There are no corporate ties to the event and it’s mostly just a group of friends looking to cultivate massive amounts of positive energy and for everyone to have an epically good time.

Our mission is to get everyone on the streets of NYC dancing until we reach or surpass the approximate enjoyment level of the original scene. We’ve been working hard to get all the pieces in place to give us the best chances of accomplishing this, and would now like to invite you to help us make this happen!!

Your role, if you choose to accept it, is to take over the float for one lip synching rendition of Twist & Shout in front of the TV camera crews stationed at 10th St & 6th Ave. With your brilliant coup, the crowd will absolutely go wild and NYC will erupt into one of the greatest and most joyous celebrations in the history of celebration in general.

Please let us know if you’re up for it. 2 million people are anticipated to view the event and would outrageously enjoy seeing you.

Thanks so much and have a super excellent evening!
Mina Karimi & Kara Suhey
projectbueller@gmail.com

QUOTE: *Brown:* So are you going to run for governor

Brown: So are you going to run for governor?

Barkley: I plan on it in 2014.

Brown: You are serious.

Barkley: I am, I can’t screw up Alabama.

Brown: There is no place to go but up in your view?

Barkley: We are number 48 in everything and Arkansas and Mississippi aren’t going anywhere.

Charles Barkley interviewed by Campbell Brown on CNN.

October 27, 2008

● How many coins?

Earlier this evening, I needed to take some coins that had been piling up to the Coinstar machine. Before I left, I uploaded a photo of the coin bags to Flickr and queried the masses: how much money in the bags?

How did the crowd do? Certainly not as well as the villagers at the 1906 livestock fair visited by Francis Galton.

In 1906 Galton visited a livestock fair and stumbled upon an intriguing contest. An ox was on display, and the villagers were invited to guess the animal's weight after it was slaughtered and dressed. Nearly 800 gave it a go and, not surprisingly, not one hit the exact mark: 1,198 pounds. Astonishingly, however, the median of those 800 guesses came close -- very close indeed. It was 1,208 pounds.

Nate Silver I am not, but after some rudimentary statistical analysis on the coin guesses, it was clear that the mean ($193.88) and median ($171.73) were both way off from the actual value ($426.55). That scatterplot is brutal...there are only a handful of guesses in the right area. But the best guess by a single individual was just 76 cents off.

To be fair, the crowd was likely misinformed. It's difficult to tell from that photo how fat those bags were -- they were bulging -- and how many quarters there were.

UPDATE: Here's the video of the CNN interview



IA as Stone Soup

I’ve been looking for a metaphor or a model that I could use to describe how the Information Architecture day of UX Intensive is structured. The day is focused on metadata, controlled vocabularies, classification schemes and search. They sort of build on each other, but not in a simple, neatly stacked way. I was thinking about this while in Copenhagen a few weeks ago, when the answer hit me: Stone Soup!

Do you remember the story of Stone Soup? It’s a Grimm Brothers’ tale about returning soldiers and their guise to get a selfish, starving town to learn the lesson of cooperation and its benefits. They can make soup from their stone, but it will be a more tasty and filling soup if they get the whole town to pitch in and add ingredients.

Information architecture is like Stone Soup. You can make a website without explicitly thinking about the IA. You don’t have to use metadata or control your vocabularies or develop thesauri. You don’t have to tweak your search engine and play with recall and precision to improve your results.

But it will be better if you do.

Putting structure into your unstructured data allows you to make your site that much better. It’s a way to “plus” it. A way to add some “BAM” to your site, to borrow a phrase from Emeril Lagasse. Because it’s easier to slice and dice and do interesting things with structured data than it is when your data is a big, undifferentiated mass.

IA from a stone? Fancy that.

Amend the Bailout of all Bailouts

Paulson's taxpayer-financed bailout continues to put money into the wrong pockets. So another item Congress should get to as soon as it returns: amend the Bailout of All Bailouts (the so-called "Troubled Asset Recovery Program") to force big banks to loan out at least 50 percent of the amounts they receive in cash from the government. In addition, because dollars are fungible -- that is, a dollar received from the government functions the same as any other dollar of bank assets -- the big bank beneficiaries of the bailout should be barred from (1) paying lobbyists who have anything whatever to do with administration or implementation of the bailout; (2) buying up other financial institutions; (3) paying dividends to shareholders; or (4) paying any bonuses or severance packages to any executives -- as long as the bailout continues. There's simply no excuse for using taxpayer dollars for any of these purposes.

We Couldn't Call It "MTV"...

Just over a month ago, we released Virtual Movable Type, which gives you all the power of Movable Type Pro on any machine, with no installation in just a few clicks. It's a completely virtualized version of Movable Type that includes not just the application, but all of the infrastructure needed to keep a site running great, from the operating system to the web server to MT itself. We've been excited about it and proud to see it join the MT family.

Of course, part of the process of planning such a release is basic tasks like picking out a name. The allure of "Movable Type Virtual" or something like that was almost too great — just think of all the awesome "I Want My MTV!" badges we could have made!

Fortunately (or unfortunately) we are blessed with a competent lawyer, and while our corporate counsel is a really nice guy and has a great sense of humor, he pointed out that there might be some issues with a brand conflict around the name "MTV". (Maybe we can use that name when we release Movable Type 5?)

The good news is, none of this has slowed down adoption of Virtual Movable Type at all: It's a hit! We frankly worried that it might be a little bit early to release a completely virtualized web application onto the market because, while virtualization has started to see adoption in enterprise data centers, it's less common to find regular web hosts who support it as an option. We wanted to take the opportunity, though, because we have one of the best scaling and infrastructure teams in the world and a virtual platform lets us build their expertise right into the MT product itself.

And the MT community has always been full of early adopters who love new technology. We know tons of you are on Macs that run Parallels or VMWare Fusion, or on Windows servers that can run the free VMWare Player. We've also been keeping a close eye on our good friends at Amazon's web services team, because they host their blog on our TypePad platform and we'd love to return the favor by having lots of our customers host their Movable Type communities on the Amazon EC2 platform.

The result: We're regularly seeing 5% to 10% or more of all downloads of MT being for Virtual Movable Type. Considering that many estimates say that fewer than 5% of all servers are virtualized so far, we think that shows tremendous progress. (Of course, these statistics have to be taken with a grain of salt, because anybody can redistribute MT under its open source license, and people can use one download for multiple installations.)

Best of all, we've been able to support all these different virtualization platforms while offering a great experience thanks to the expertise of our friends at JumpBox, who've partnered with us on Virtual MT. ChannelWeb offered up a great video introduction to the platform, which shows in just under two minutes how easy it is to get started. 


ChannelWeb also offers up a detailed written review of Virtual MT as well, and it reaches the same conclusion as the video: There's never been an easier way to get started blogging. They sum up the benefits pretty well:

For solution providers, Virtual Movable Type offers several options. Customers wanting a blog but lacking physical infrastructure will appreciate the simple and straightforward solution. Because of its low requirements, this would be a good introductory application to move to a virtual environment for customers a little nervous about the whole "virtualization thing." And for solution providers, there's the option to set up a hosting farm for Movable Type blogs using these virtual machines. And that's only to name a few.
Of course, the best way to evaluate Virtual Movable Type is to get it for yourself. Whether you're interested in MT Pro for running a robust community, or just evaluating MT to learn more about how the platform works, get Virtual Movable Type and you'll be able to see for yourself just how easy MT can be.

"Rogue"

First off, The CNN interview went well and I am working on getting a video for you. I should be able to put it up soon. But first, I wanted to address another issue that has been jumped on by the media..."anonymous McCain staffers" saying that Palin has gone "rogue".

There seems to be no real evidence of tension between McCain and Palin, just tension between Palin and the staffers which were assigned to her (mostly ex-Bush staffers). Everyone in the media seems to be placing the blame on Sarah (as always), but lets take a look at this situation:

Staffers are complaining that Palin isn't taking their advice...advice which led to the Katie Couric editing spree, the Charlie Gibson chop-job, and the abandoned "makeover". Now that Sarah is finding her feet and doing what she does best, suddenly the bad-advice people think they have a right to get mad at her?! Please. These people work for Sarah, not the other way around. She's their boss, not their science project. There's nothing wrong with trusting your advisers, but when the advisers steer you wrong, it's time to get a second opinion. Sarah is the candidate, meaning that she cannot "go rogue" on anyone (except McCain himself), or veer off her own message. The only people "going rogue" are the staffers who wanted to keep Sarah under wraps and hide her from the electorate. Considering their handling of the situation, they should be grateful that Sarah is keeping them around at all.

Down the tubes

Senator Ted Stevens found guilty on all seven counts of corruption. Stunning. It's somewhat hysterical that this is a man who once chaired the Senate Ethics Committee.

I wonder if Sarah Palin will now be willing to answer the question she's avoided to date: whether she supports the reelection of Stevens. (Note to any and all press members who might be endowed with the right to ask her a question or two: this would make a fine one!) I also wonder if the Senate will have the cojones to expel Stevens if he somehow manages to win his reelection bid -- it takes a 2/3 majority to vote to expel a member, something that hasn't happened since the Civil War expulsions in 1862. (Bob Packwood probably would have been expelled in 1995, had it not been for his resignation in light of that fact.)

This is a good time to acknowledge the amazing work of the folks at TPMMuckraker, who've been on the Ted Stevens story since mid-2007; their work certainly serves as the best place to see how the investigation developed into today's guilty verdicts.

LOLcat Moments: Reservations Required

From Serious Eats

Our spin on the Boing Boing unicorn chaser—let's pause for a LOLcat moment. Happy kittehs forever.

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Birds

This is pretty incredible: Edwyn Collins (of Orange Juice), who had a stroke back in 2005, drew illustrations of birds as part of his recovery process:

Then I drew my first bird, a widgeon. It's quite crude, but I was pleased with the result. Each day I drew at least one bird. I was tired back then, but my stamina has grown. I could see my progress with each bird. Up, up, up. It's encouraging. The thing is, it's not just about switching to my left hand; my brain isn't the same as it was. Until recently, I only liked to use cheap notebook paper. Pencil drawings only. Everyone is telling me to use colour, but all in good time. I need to perfect my technique. I'm a creature of habit. But I'm now using posher cartridge paper. It changes your style.

Three years after his stroke, Orange Juice will be reuniting for a show, and Collins will perform on stage. (via Idolator)

When God closes a door he opens a window to reality television

I just got a phone call. It wasn’t from Tina Brown or David Remnick. It was from the Tyra Banks Show. They want me to come on and ask Ty-Ty questions about women’s health.

So ladies — what are the most absurd, possibly disgusting, extremely embarassing questions YOU would want to ask Tyra Banks and her panel of talk-show doctors?

No herpes questions, please.  I just don’t want to be the herpes-question-asking-Tyra-show girl.

Amazon Still Has Previous Generation MacBook Pros for $1644

I linked this up two weeks ago, but they’re still in stock, and such a good deal it’s worth linking up again. Amazon has MacBook Pros on sale for $1794, with a $150 rebate that brings the price down to $1644. These aren’t the new ones released October 14, they’re the previous generation. This is the exact configuration model which I bought seven months ago, and on which I’m typing this post — 2.5GHz, 250 GB hard drive, and a matte LED display — except when I bought mine, it cost $2500. If you want to hold on to a MacBook with a matte display, this is the one.

Guitar Geek

Ever wonder what instruments, pedals and assorted gizmos Eric Clapton used on stage with Cream circa 1968? If you're a gearhound, amateur musician, professional journeyman, or weekend warrior, Guitar Geek is a fantastic resource (and a major potential time suck). In addition to a laundry list of gear, with each artist comes a very straightforward visual roadmap of what hooks into what. Plus, each specific piece of gear gets its own page with additional info and links to every bands in the database that use, for instance, the Digitech WH-1 Whammy: Robert Fripp, Steve Vai, Radiohead, and My Bloody Valentine, just to name a few. The catalog of bands/guitars is not as vast as it could be. It's very late-90s-heavy and there are some glaring omissions -- no Jimmy Page/Led Zeppelin. Also, the site says the accuracy of each setup is not guaranteed, as each has been cobbled together from bios, concert footage, eyewitness accounts, press and online research. Nevertheless, even if you're a fan who has no interest in building your dream setup, there's a certain wow factor when you dive in here (check out Eddie Van Halen's rig circa 1997. Seriously.). When I was 14 years-old and played non-stop, not in my wildest dreams would I have imagined so much info would ever be available in one place.

-- Steven Leckart

Guitar Geek

Sample Excerpts:

ARTIST: JIMI HENDRIX
BAND: JIMI HENDRIX
YEAR: 1968
STRINGS: FENDER "ROCK N' ROLL" STRINGS
GAUGE: LIGHT GAUGE
AMPS: Marshall 1959SLP 100Watt Super Lead Plexi Head
CABINETS: Marshall 1960A Slant Cabinet / 4x12
Marshall 1960AC Vintage Cabinet / 4x12
GUITARS: 1968 Fender Stratocaster Reverse Headstock Electric Guitar
(blonde w/maple neck & black w/maple neck)
PEDALS: Dallas Arbiter Fuzz Face
Roger Mayer Octavia Fuzz/Octave
UniVox UniVibe
Vox 847 Wah
STRINGS: Fender "Rock N' Roll" Strings
LAYOUT:

guitar-geek-hendrix-sm.jpg

ARTIST: JONNY GREENWOOD
BAND: RADIOHEAD
YEAR: 1997
GUITARS 1990S FENDER TELECASTER PLUS ELECTRIC GUITAR
SUNBURST - REWIRED - CUSTOM ON/OFF SWITCH INSTALLED WHICH MUTES SOUND FROM THE
1975 FENDER STARCASTER ELECTRIC GUITAR
AMPS: Fender Deluxe 85 Combo / 1x12
Vox AC30/6TB Top Boost Combo Reissue / 2x12
PEDALS: Boss LS-2 Line Selector / Loop / Power Supply
Boss RV-3 Reverb Delay
Boss SD-1 Super Overdrive
Boss TU-12H Chromatic Tuner
Digitech WH-1 Whammy Original
DOD 440 Envelope Filter
Electro-Harmonix Small Stone Phaser USA
Marshall Shredmaster Overdrive / Distortion
Roland FV-300H Volume Pedal
RACK: Mutronics Mutator Filter / Envelope Follower
Roland RE-201 Space Echo Tape Delay / Reverb
LAYOUT:

guitar-geek-radiohead-sm.jpg

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[Sponsored by...] Fingeric, a finger-twisting iPhone game

OK... So you know iPhone is a great piece of hardware, and since the very beginning we wanted to use its multi-touch functionality. A piece of software that would not only be using multi-touch but would be created especially for that. We knew you could do different things with it, touch, slide, tap, etc. And that's great, but wouldn't it be fun to use them all together? And that's how we came up with the idea that we want to share with all of you -- the simple but original concept of our game, Fingeric.

Hold, tap, slide...all at once...and rotate. :)

Be sure to check out our other games on iTunes or on our web site.

Dist::Zilla eases management of your CPAN distributions

By Ricardo Signes

At the Pittsburgh Perl Workshop this year, I gave a lightning talk about Dist::Zilla, the system I am increasingly using to manage my CPAN distributions. I'm using it instead of writing a Makefile.PL, but it doesn't do the same thing as Module::Build or ExtUtils::MakeMaker. I'm using it instead of running module-starter, but it doesn't do the same things as Module::Starter. I've had some people say, "So should I stop using X and use Dist::Zilla instead?" The answer is complicated.

(Well, actually, for now the answer is simple: probably not. Dist::Zilla is a lot of fun and I really, really appreciate the amount of work it saves me, but it's really young, underbaked, and probably full of bugs that I haven't noticed yet. Still, the adventurous may enjoy it.)

The idea behind Dist::Zilla is that once you've configured it, all you need to do to build well-packaged CPAN distributions is write code and documentation. If you're thinking, "but that's what I've been doing anyway!" then first consider this: If you are writing =head1 NAME\n\nMyModule - awesome module by me then you are not just writing code and documentation. If you are adding a license to every file, again, you are not just writing code and documentation.

If you use, say, Module::Starter to get all this written for you, then you're safe from writing that boilerplate stuff. Unfortunately, if you need to change the license, or you want to add a 'BUGTRACKER' section to every module, Module::Starter can't help you. It creates a bunch of files and then its job is done. It never, ever looks at your module-started distribution and fixes up things. This also means that if you realize that your templates have failed to include use strict for your last three module-started distributions, you have to fix them by hand. The same goes for the stock templates, which until recently didn't include a license declaration in the Makefile.PL.

With Dist::Zilla this content is not created at startup. It is not stored in your repository. Instead, the files in your repo are just the code, documentation, and the Dist::Zilla configuration. When you run dzil build, your files are rebuilt every time, adding all the boilerplate content from your current setup. If you want to change the license everywhere, you change one line. If you want to start adding a VERSION header, you tweak the Pod::Weaver plugin's configuration.

So, there does exist a dzil new command for starting a new distribution. All it really does, though, is make a directory (maybe) and add a stock configuration file. Why would it add anything else? If you want any code, you would only be writing the actual code needed, not any boilerplate, so adding anything would be foolish.

There's also dzil release, which goes beyond what Module::Starter (and its competitors) do and into the realm of ShipIt or Module::Release. I'm hoping I can integrate with or steal from one of those sort of tools. Right now, it exists, but all it does is build a dist and upload it. In the future, it will have at least two more kinds of plugins to make the release phase more useful: VCS (so it can check in and tag releases) and changelog management. It has a changelog thing now, but it stinks and isn't very useful. In the future, you won't need to edit a changelog. It will be able to read changes out of your commits, or you will just tell it to record a changelog entry. Then the Changes file can be generated as needed.

For now, I am manually editing my Changes file.

So, eventually Dist::Zilla could obsolete Module::Starter for people who like what Dist::Zilla does. Then again, people might still want to have starter templates that add minimal boilerplate for using certain frameworks. We'll see what happens.

Ricardo Signes was thrust into the job market with only a rudimentary humanities education, and was forced to learn to fend for himself. He is now a full-time Perl programmer, maintainer of the Perl Email Project, and frequent contributor to the CPAN.

DJ Z-Trip’s Obama Mix

Z-trip Obama Mix
The legendary mashup DJ Z-Trip has released a new mix under our Attribution license intended to help garner support for Barack Obama’s presidential campaign. Z-Trip’s Obama Mix is a recording of the set he’s been playing at recent fundraisers he’s organized with the artist Shepard Fairey (creator of the ubiquitous OBEY campaign and more recently, the Obama HOPE posters). Z-Trip wants you to push the mix as far and wide as possible so it makes sense he chose our least restrictive license:

I encourage you to download it and pass it along to anyone you think should hear it. Feel free to burn copies, share it with friends, family, co-workers, strangers, and especially anyone you know is on the fence about this election. I’m also putting out a radio friendly version, in case anyone wants to broadcast it.

Regardless of your political affiliation, the mix deserves a listen for anyone interested in political speech and sound. Download Z-Trip’s mix here.

Náttúra - The Words

The Náttúra Song and the reasons for it are explained by Björk in this small interview.

The song is now out on nattura.info  bundled together with more information.

October 26, 2008

The Princess Rescuing Application: Slides


Last Thursday, I gave a talk on game design to the local Seattle chapter of the IxDA, an interaction design group. About 100 folks were in attendance and the catered finger food was downright delicious. Other speakers included George Amaya, who spoke about recent research on social/party games, and Mark Long, CEO of Zombie. Mark gave a lovely presentation on how narrative and storytelling immerse players. His new game looks gorgeous.

My talk was on building an application that rescued princesses. The goal was to give interaction designers some insight into how game design might be applied to the domain of more utilitarian applications. The talk was recorded and should be up sometime this week. When it appears online, I'll link to the video from this post.

Here are my slides both in PDF format and as the original PowerPoint.
The notes fields are heavily annotated with more details about each visual. For those of you who attended, this deck also includes a third section on game design patterns that I didn't have time to cover in the time allotted.

take care
Danc.

Debugging tips for Objective-C programming

Cocoa with Love: “Xcode and gdb both support a wide range of information access tools — but you need to know that they’re there. Here are some Objective-C specific gdb tips and commands that all Cocoa programmers should know.”

Chef Suzuki's Cured Mackerel

At a recent master class for chefs at New York's James Beard Foundation (organized by the Gohan Foundation -- thanks to both for the invite), Chef Toshio Suzuki of Sushi Zen introduced Japanese vinegar and talked about its uses. He covered a lot of fascinating ground but to me the highlight was his treatment of mackerel. Simple but so subtle and delicious.

Before I go farther, let me first say: If you haven't eaten at Sushi Zen, make a point to go. Chef Suzuki is an absolute master sushi chef and an extremely gracious man who has mentored a generation of Japanese chefs in New York. Dining omakase, at the counter, is a fundamental lesson in the technical and artistic mastery of Japanese cooking. And an unforgettable sensory experience as well. It ain't cheap, but to me, I'd rather have one of Chef Suzuki's meals than a dozen ho-hum sushi dinners. I look at sushi as a special occasion experience, something to really savor from the hands of a master. Like from the hands of Mr. Suzuki.

Okay, back to vinegar and mackerel! Among the vinegar treatments Mr. Suzuki discussed were nihai zu, a combination of rice vinegar and soy sauce with a hint of mirin; sanbai zu, rice vinegar, soy sauce and sugar; tosa zu, a combination of sanbai zu, mirin and bonito flakes; and pon zu, Japanese citrus (daidai, or else grapefruit, lemon and orange juice), vinegar, soy sauce and bonito dashi. I'm going to dig further to find proportions -- and would like to ask for your help, too. Do you know how to make any of these? Also, what foods do they go with? Traditional pairing combinations? Please comment!

Chef Suzuki also demonstrated his approach to preparing mackerel. White this fish has a deep history in Japan (there's the historic mackerel road from the coast to Kyoto, where sabazushi is a delicacy to this day), it gets short shrift here in America, which is a shame. It's flavorful, delicious, and a sustainable, plentiful catch we should be eating more of. Try it the way Chef Suzuki demonstrated and you'll know what I mean. Here's what he did:

To being with, he cured filets of mackerel in a two step process. First he coated them with sugar for 40 minutes, which extracts moisture from the fish. Then he rinsed off the sugar and coated the mackerel with salt for 1 hour, which cured it. Mr. Suzuki said he preferred to keep the fish in a traditional ice box rather than a refrigerator during the two curing steps. The reason is that an ice box has natural humidity that aids in the process, which you lose in a dry refrigerator. (Of course, if a fridge is what you got, like me, it's fine, too.)

Now, while the fish is transforming, prepare the condiment, called mizore zu, which is a combination of grated daikon (daikon oroshi) and rice vinegar flavored with mirin and citrusy yuzu peel. To cook, first combine the liquid in the following proportions in a bowl: 150ml vinegar, 100ml dashi and 50ml mirin. Now add it to a saucepan along with daikon oroshi and yuzu peel so the daikon is just soaked through but not soupy. Heat gently to combine the flavors.

When the mackerel is ready, slice and serve with the vinegared daikon oroshi on top. The curing removes the fishiness from the mackerel, so it's delicate and subtle. It pairs beautifully with the bright, citrusy flavors of the grated daikon. Enjoy.

tuttuki bako: stick your finger in the hole


this new interactive toy from japan involves sticking your finger in a hole on the side of the box to
interact with a virtual environment. bandai’s new tuttuki bako handheld interactive plaything requires you to twiddle
your finger around inside the orifice to play with a variety of virtual characters on an LCD screen on the front of the device.


 
there are six play modes ranging from pushing around a tiny little person, to ticking someone’s nose,
to petting a pint-size panda bear.
 



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Tag sale Lego turns out to be CRM sales tool


We bought W some Lego at a tag sale yesterday. This morning we noticed
some odd words and logos.photo.jpg

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