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April 18, 2009

Sam Jethroe

Apr 18 1950 

Fifty-nine years ago today, Sam "The Jet" Jethroe made his debut as the first black player on the Boston Braves. Jet had power and speed and hit a home run in his first game with the Braves. Jethroe was a star with the Cleveland Buckeyes in the Negro Leagues. He led the league in batting twice, was a prolific base stealer and still had the ability to hit towering home runs. Jethroe won a World Series with the Buckeyes and played in the East-West All Star game while a Negro league player. Jethroe was one of the stars of the league and was very much qualified to play in the majors.   

He, along with Marvin Williams and Jackie Robinson,  was one of the three players involved in the infamous tryout for the Boston Red Sox in 1945. After Jackie's signing ended segregation in baseball, Jethroe signed with the Dodgers' farm club and played in Montreal in1948. Jet hit .326 with 17 homers, 89 stolen bases and 154 runs in his first full season with the Royals in 1949. Obviously Jet was more than ready for the majors, but the Dodgers simply didn't have a spot for him. They traded him to the Braves where he had a fantastic rookie year in 1950. He hit .273 with 18 homers and 100 runs scored while playing the outfield in Boston. He also led the league in stolen bases and won the Rookie of the Year award by a large margin over pitcher Bob Miller. 


His 1951 stats were even better than his rookie totals but in 1952 his production dipped sharply. He was sent down to the Braves' minor league team in Toledo where he had another solid season and blasted a monster homer over the 472 foot left field wall at the Toledo stadium. He was traded to the Pirates for the 1954 season, but only got one at bat with the big league club before being sent down for good. He spent 5 years playing quality baseball for Toronto of the International League before retiring in 1958 at the age of 40. 


The fact that there were players like Jethroe who were major league quality but were not allowed the opportunity to play in the majors during their prime frustrates me to no end. I like going over the stats of players from past eras and I always wonder what could Jet have done if he played in the 40's? I doubt he would hit .340 with 90 something stolen bases like he did in the Negro Leagues, but with those skills, I bet he could have put up some pretty nice numbers during his prime. I'm glad that Jet, unlike so many others, was at least given an opportunity to play in the bigs at least for a short time and that the Braves were willing to give him that shot.  

Open source releases from Six Apart Services

Six Apart Services has a bag of tricks that would make Felix proud. Over the last few weeks, we've released several pieces of code as open source that we think other developers might want to add to their own magic bags.

Bob the Rebuilder
A utility class using run-periodic-tasks to continuously rebuild blogs on a scheduled basis. (Note that rpt must be enabled for Bob to do anything.)
Reblog
Reblog pulls feed entries from RSS or Atom feeds and turns them into Movable Type entries. Imports can be run either manually or in the background using run-periodic-tasks.
UnrecognizedTags
UnrecognizedTags implements a system-level Tools menu item that will compile every template in the installation and report on all instances of unrecognized tags, collated by tag and listed by blog and template.

We've used Bob on a number of projects to keep index pages fresh when they're being populated by items such as ActionStreams that don't trigger a rebuild; Reblog is a utility knife that enables some highly complex content aggregation; UnrecognizedTags is incredibly helpful to keep templates from breaking when upgrading legacy systems or replacing plugins.

Additionally, we've pushed out the Services versions of two existing developer tools.

MT::Test
The Services update to the MT::Test framework, enabling more sophisticated tests of plugins (MT::App output, behavior under memcached, sessioning code, etc.)
MT::Booter
The Services update to the MT::Booter plugin for generating test data (users, entries, comments, and more).

These aren't official releases, so they're not supported by Six Apart, but they're tools that we use almost every day, and we're delighted to share them with the larger community of Movable Type users and developers.

MailChimp used Mechanical Turk to rank 25,960 templates

interesting approach, combining algorithmic design with human filtering  

Fate to Fatal

Kim Deal, Kelley Deal

Kim and Kelley take a break after printing up 1000 limited edition “Fate to Fatal” EPs.
I’m going down to Shake It Records tonight (8pm) to see them play some music in commemoration
of the release and Record Store Day.

Things have been so pedal-to-the-metal that I haven’t really taken the time to talk about this record.
The cover is the first one I’ve ever designed proper, and it’s a helluva an joy to work with The Breeders.

Vaughn Oliver’s work with them is one of the biggest reasons I do what I do these days.

The fact I love their music? Gravy. The best gravy ever.

Total honor.

If you’re curious how to get the EP on vinyl, it is out there at independent shops today.
As for tomorrow, stay tuned. I’ll find out the details and post more information, hopefully with some
photos from this evening.

Fate to Fatal

all the news you can use

Tiana is the first Disney princess in more than a decade, and the first ever to be black. … Prince Naveen, for the record, is neither white nor black, but portrayed with olive skin, dark hair and, need we state the obvious, a strong chin. The actor who plays him, Bruno Campos, hails from Brazil.

Disney Introduces First Black Princess, Tiana, in ‘The Princess and the Frog’ - washingtonpost.com

apron

They wore aprons at kinko's to symbolize that they're there to serve

The Atom Publishing Protocol is a failure

The Atom Publishing Protocol is a failure. Now that I've met by blogging-hyperbole-quotient for the day let's talk about standards, protocols, and technology.

This is all the fodder I was going to throw together for a presentation I proposed for OSCon. Since that proposal got rejected I'm going to post it here. On the other hand, my App Engine tutorial got accepted, so I'll still see you at the conference.

So AtomPub isn't a failure, but it hasn't seen the level of adoption I had hoped to see at this point in its life. There are still plenty of new protocols being developed on a seemingly daily basis, many of which could have used AtomPub, but don't. Also, there is a large amount of AtomPub being adopted in other areas, but that doesn't seem to be getting that much press, ala, I don't see any Atom-Powered Logo on my phones like Tim Bray suggested.

So why hasn't AtomPub stormed the world to become the one true protocol? Well, there are three answers:

  • Browsers
  • Browsers
  • Browsers

The world is a different place then it was when Atom and AtomPub started back in 2002, browsers are much more powerful, Javascript compatibility is increasing among them, there are more libraries to smooth over the differences, and connectivity is on the rise. So in the face of all those changes let's see how the some of the original motivations behind AtomPub are holding up.

I am so looking for an excuse to fly from NYC to SFO so I can use the in-air wifi on Virgin America, but I digress.

Thick clients, RIAs, were supposed to be a much larger component of your online life. The cliche at the time was, "you can't run Word in a browser". Well, we know how well that's held up. I expect a similar lifetime for today's equivalent cliche, "you can't do photo editing in a browser". The reality is that more and more functionality is moving into the browser and that takes away one of the driving forces for an editing protocol.

Another motivation was the "Editing on the airplane" scenario. The idea was that you wouldn't always be online and when you were offline you couldn't use your browser. The part of this cliche that wasn't put down by Virgin Atlantic and Edge cards was finished off by Gears and DVCS's.

I'm seeing a rise in DVCS based blogging platforms, could that trend extend beyond the highly technical crowd, could 'hg push' be the next big thing in publishing protocols? I digress again.

The last motivation was for a common interchange format. The idea was that with a common format you could build up libraries and make it easy to move information around. The 'problem' in this case is that a better format came along in the interim: JSON. JSON, born of Javascript, born of the browser, is the perfect 'data' interchange format, and here I am distinguishing between 'data' interchange and 'document' interchange. If all you want to do is get data from point A to B then JSON is a much easier format to generate and consume as it maps directly into data structures, as opposed to a document oriented format like Atom, which has to be mapped manually into data structures and that mapping will be different from library to library. The other aspect is that plain old HTML has become a lot more consumable in recent years thanks to the work on HTML5. If you need a hypertext document format you can reach for HTML these days and don't have to resort to XML based formats. The latter is huge shift in thinking for me personally; if you remember I own the domain "wellformedweb.org", so obviously I didn't think things would turn out this way.

All of the advances in browsers and connectivity have conspired to keep AtomPub from reaching the widespread adoption that I had envisioned when work started on the protocol, but that doesn't mean it's a failure. There is still plenty of uses for AtomPub and it has quietly appeared in many places. Other use cases are still holding up over time, such as migrating data from one platform to another. Probably the biggest supplier of AtomPub based services is Google with the Google Data APIs, but it also has support from other services; just recently I noticed that flickr offers AtomPub as a method to post images to your blog. So it's not a failure, but certainly the advancing browser platform has obviated many of the motivations behind its creation.

Lung King Heen: 3 star dumplings

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Scallop and prawn dumpling, Lung King Heen

It’s a strange thing to live in the bottom half of the planet that has no Michelin stars. In some ways, it has an internal logic for Michelin: the guide’s ostensible purpose was to get people out into the provinces by car and thereby burn through more Michelin rubber. Awarding stars to somewhere that can’t be accessed by automobile does not sell more French tyres. Hong Kong is one hell of a drive from France: it’s a possible but improbable journey, but the stars, they be there.

Maybe Michelin makes tyres for planes these days.

With low-cost carriers now offering flights for roughly the price of buying a beer onboard said plane, I thought that it was about time that I did some serious offshore eating and start collecting stars like a proper, credentialed food critic. Maybe it would convert me to the lifestyle of a high-end eater and my days eating delicious soup in the gutter would be over. I could credibly complain about foie gras and table linen like somebody that works for a serious but doomed print publication.

So I booked in for at Lung King Heen, Hong Kong’s only three Michelin-starred restaurant. I’m probably not making the most of the experience by eating dim sum but then again, what have I got to prove to anyone? I love dumplings. If I could take the chance at having a meal at the only Cantonese restaurant that Michelin has awarded three stars to, and have them make me a selection of dumplings I would. And did.

Critics probably like writing about serious dining because it gives you much more to write about. Filling a thousand words is easy when you eat twenty courses and you’ve got much more leeway to pick faults when you’re paying a huge bill at the end. They seated me five minutes late. The linen on the table was not perfectly flat. Service is obvious, cookie cutter silver service. English is great. The room is simple: wood panelling; huge windows frame Hong Kong’s harbour which is the “View of the Dragon” to which the restaurant’s name refers. These things are utterly meaningless when it comes to food, but maybe they’re supposed to matter to someone.

Physically, Lung King Heen’s menu has weight and silken texture. Inside, it’s much the same, classic Cantonese dishes subtly tweaked with premium ingredients and new presentation. It is a menu that plays with your memory of other Cantonese food from your past – if you don’t eat much of it, you’d never notice but if you’re an aficionado, I imagine that Lung King Heen’s head chef Chan Yan-tak is permanently winking at you from the kitchen.

There are both vegetarian and organic vegetarian options on the menu which must seem abhorrent to the average Cantonese chef, but if it’s bringing in the stars, maybe it matters. I skipped most of it for the dumplings but ordered roast suckling pig. On with the dumpling porn.

Lung King Heen Xiao Long Bao

Xiao long bao come served on individual baskets; minimising the chances of puncturing the soup filled dumpling as you extract it from the steamer basket.

lung king heen roast pork

The roast suckling pig is presented separated; squares of rich meat topped with a square of pancake and a larger, thin pork skin hat. It’s tough to tackle with chopsticks and keep together in a single bite.

Lung King Heen Goose ball

Sesame balls, unexpectedly filled with chunks of roast goose. Scallop dumplings have two whole scallops in them; spring rolls with sea whelk crispness on the outside and gooey interior with chunks of whelk that taste like the fresh sea. The pastry on the beef and morel dumplings tasted like unadulterated butter.

About ten dumplings in, the whole experience reminded me of Maytel from Gut Feeling’s assessment of Thomas Keller’s food:

I know that if I was to put an oyster with a big dolllop of caviar and cover it all in a butter sauce people would probably applaud me too

Top end dining seems to be caught in a self perpetuating cycle – you get lauded by Michelin, you ramp up the use of premium ingredients, you get lauded further. Lung King Heen’s use of luxury ingredients is still restrained and judicious amongst the dumpling menu but it could go awry very quickly.

Does Hong Kong need Michelin’s external validation? The locals already know that they’re onto a good thing and somehow quantifying that experience into a range of zero through three stars seems to do it a grand disservice. I’ve always found anonymous food reviewing somehow dishonest. We all bring our prejudices to the table and stating those prejudices brings out the best in critics; even if that prejudice is unadulterated dumpling love. I’m not looking forward to Michelin stepping south of the equator. We have our own laughable hat system.

Location: Four Seasons Hotel, Fourth Floor, 8 Finance Street, Central, Hong Kong
Telephone. (852) 3196-8888

April 17, 2009

They're Coming!

Cinematic Titanic is coming to Portland!  They'll be at the Newmark Theater on May 29, showing East Meets Watts (a very funny kung-fu blaxploitation movie we saw in Seattle under the name of The Dynamite Brothers), and Danger on Tiki Island, which certainly sounds promising.  Tickets go on sale on May 4, or on April 27 for fans.

Don't know Cinematic Titanic?  Check out this trailer for a previous movie they've done:


Salmon from a Stranger

Shared by Eve
Now, a two for one coupon I could get behind.
We went to El Castillito tonight to take advantage of a two-for-one coupon I had lying around. As we waited for the woman and child ahead of us to finish ordering their taco plates, a disheveled-looking guy walked up to the doorway between the eating area and the kitchen. He proceeded to take a package of salmon out of a ripped grocery bag and tried to sell it to one of the kitchen staff, who was busy cutting up a tub of fresh cilantro.

Nothing really to say about this, other than...where did this guy get the salmon? Why was he trying to sell it to a taqueria? And why did his other, plastic bag contain what appeared to be cheap champagne?

It was all very confusing. Luckily, our al pastor burritos were not as confusing. They ruled, as usual.

I DID. YOU WHINY CUNT. Bacon is the Anna Nicole Smith of...



I DID. YOU WHINY CUNT.

Bacon is the Anna Nicole Smith of foods—hedonistic, superficial, and willfully ignorant. Arterial self-destruction wrapped around a shrill, desperate vacuum. Bacon is your pair of yellow H2s slouching beside your 7,000 sq ft McMansion, all of it mere minutes from being repossessed by the bank.

Cilantro is Natalie Portman, Lily Allen, and Zooey Deschanel all rolled into one: responsible yet stylish, challenging and charming, intelligent without being pedantic. Recession-friendly in every way. Cilantro will make your modest meal a sensation before it goes out into the cooling dusk and mends your dilapidated gate with bailing wire and elbow grease.

Don’t Even Act Like You’ve Got a Rebuttal.

(via thedailywhat)



(via thedailywhat)

Hitting the Bottle?

French President Sarkozy's dismissive remarks about President Obama got picked up in the right-wing press in the US. But actually, in a free-ranging (and one imagines perhaps also well-lubricated) chat with reporters, Sarkozy dumped on the record with pretty much every head of government in Europe.

It's not every head of state who gets to divorce his wife, have a nervous breakdown and marry a super-model during his first few months in office.







Storming The Castillo At Citi Field

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Q. Who was the first person to hit his 500th home run in Citi Field?

A. Gary Sheffield (That's an easy one)

Q. Who had the first walk-off RBI at Citi Field?

A. Luis Castillo

That last one may not be so easy.

Good to see Castillo have another good game at the plate. Real Met fans had better be rooting for this guy; we need him to come through like tonight if we're going to have a chance this year. The Mets left 13 men on base tonight, including three bases-loaded situations. This team will live or die by how secondary dudes like Castillo do with the game on the line.

Congrats also to Gary Sheffield. Maybe losing that 500 HR anvil from his back will help him loosen up more at the plate.

Dave Eggers interviewed

Wag's Revue interviewed Dave Eggers about What is the What and some other things.

We're pluralists at McSweeney's. We publish anything of great quality, whether that's experimental or very traditional or somewhere in between. There is and should always be room for all approaches to writing, and whenever anyone closes the door on one -- by saying, for example, that experimentation might someday "exhaust itself" (not to put you on the hotseat), it's very saddening. And of course it ignores the entire history of all art in every form ,which is a history of constant innovation, experimentation and evolution. The person who says "Enough innovation, let's stick with what we have and never change" is pretty much the sworn enemy of all art. Not to overstate it, of course.

While you're there, gape at the odd choice of JPGs for pages instead of, you know, HTML. (via fimoculous)

Tags: daveeggers  interviews 

Rail Across America

rail_across_america.jpg

You've probably seen this already. It's the latest graphic representation of the nation's proposed high-speed rail corridors, and it's been all over the transportation blogosphere since President Obama stood beside it at a press conference yesterday.

Those corridors are likely to change somewhat as the administration refines its new strategy for high-speed rail, says Transport Politic blogger Yonah Freemark, who credits the administration for taking serious steps toward a national rail plan.

Perhaps the biggest positive from yesterday's presser is that Obama linked the idea of high-speed rail to local transit, center cities, and car-free transportation:

Imagine boarding a train in the center of a city. No racing to an airport and across a terminal, no delays, no sitting on the tarmac, no lost luggage, no taking off your shoes. (Laughter.) Imagine whisking through towns at speeds over 100 miles an hour, walking only a few steps to public transportation, and ending up just blocks from your destination. Imagine what a great project that would be to rebuild America.

The show must go on

After bad flying weather delayed the orchestra and kept the vocal soloist from arriving altogether for an event at Carnegie Hall, most of the musicians played in street clothes and -- after some furious backstage cramming -- the orchestra's conductor, David Robertson, performed the challenging vocal piece in his debut as a singer.

Mr. Gruber intended for the texts to be delivered in a kind of speech-song, complete with nasal squawks and patter. You do not need a proper singing voice to perform the part, but you do have to be uninhibited. Mr. Robertson's performance was a tour de force of uninhibition.

(via clusterflock)

Tags: music 

Livable Streets Community News: CT Wants Enforcement Cams Too

BikeBlvd.jpgPennsylvanians debate whether bike boulevards like this should be a priority. Image courtesy of Paul Bender.
Red light cameras are a hot topic in Connecticut this week as well as New York. Members of the CT Livable Streets Campaign are working to gain ACLU support for a bill that will bring badly needed red light cameras to New Haven. Kirsten Bechtel explains why she, as a driver, wants the cameras:

If you go the speed limit here, you will be tailgated, honked at, cursed at, and passed illegally several times a week, if not per day. If you slow to a stop with a yellow light turning to red, same thing. Here, a red light is a "New Haven Green."

The ACLU initially opposed the measure, but they're now in talks with Livable Streets member Erin Sturgis Pascale, who serves on New Haven's Board of Aldermen. She's optimistic about gaining the group's support:

I believe that we are capable of crafting a nuanced bill that that can work to protect citizens from both invasions of privacy and violent acts resulting from irresponsible driving, without simply precluding the use of red light cameras altogether.

Meanwhile, members of PA Walks and Bikes are debating whether bike boulevards of the type that just won approval in Santa Rosa, CA would work in Pennsylvania as well.

From their discussion forum, we learn that Santa Rosa's city council unanimously approved "the county’s first bike boulevard where cyclists and motorists will share the road equally." Many members want to lobby for similar boulevards in Pennsylvania. But others, like richardm -- who comes from the community of Ephrata, where Old Order Mennonites depend on bicycles for transportation -- believe funding for continuous road shoulders and sidewalks for roads without them should be a higher priority. 

Take a peek at the discussions going on in these groups to get a sense of how useful these public forums can be for building dialogue -- within the Livable Streets Community and with people outside it.

We also welcome this week: New groups for Traffic Professionals, Annapolis, MD and Tacoma, WA.

 
  

The scientifically unexplained

Science magazines seem to write this list about once a year but they are always fun to read: thirteen things that science cannot explain. This version of the list includes the Kuiper cliff, tetraneutrons, cold fusion, and our old friend the Pioneer anomaly.

Tags: lists  science 

BURN! Shaq attack!


BURN! Shaq attack!
Originally uploaded by .tiff.

What You Can (not) Bring Into Dodger Stadium

People ask me this question (and its opposite) all the time.

PROHIBITED (that means No, and includes pets and weapons):

  • Glass bottles, cans and thermoses
  • Broken factory sealed beverage containers
  • Containers larger than 1 liter in size
  • Alcoholic beverages
  • Purses/Bags/Backpacks larger than 14 inches square
  • Hard-sided coolers
  • Food IS PERMITTED (that means Yes) from outside the stadium provided it is not in bottles, cans, coolers or thermoses. Unbroken, factory sealed plastic bottles of water and other non-alcoholic beverages of 1 liter or less are permitted.

    Spark interview

    There's a short interview with me about what I do on kottke.org on this week's Spark radio show on CBC. There's also an uncut version of the interview that runs about 20 minutes which includes many delightful false starts and ahs and ums. What can I say, I've got a face for radio and a voice for print.

    Tags: interviews  jasonkottke  kottkedotorg 

    Bill Murray's errant tee shot sends woman to hospital

    Actor Bill Murray hooked a tee shot so badly during a Pro-Am event that his ball sailed across a street next to the hole and hit a woman in her front yard.

    "Surprised and Saddened."

    James Horne is a leading sleep research expert. He was a bit bummed to learn that his research was cited in the torture memos to justify keeping detainees awake for as long as 11 days. Zack Roth just spoke to him over at TPMmuckraker.



    Joanne

    Thank you, Joanne!

    Spring rude awakening

    I took a semester off from college between Kenyon and Eugene Lang, which meant that I ended up graduating midyear. But because Lang was too small to have a graduation ceremony for people who graduated midyear, I had already been out in the working world for what seemed like forever (six months) by the time graduation and all the attendant festivities — which I imagine seem anticlimactic even under ordinary circumstances — rolled around. I will always associate sunny cold spring weather with that time in my life, which means, I can’t relate to you people who love this time of year at all. For me this weather resonates with the special kind of terror you feel when your brain and body betray you, which I felt then for the first time.

    What happened was, I was invited by a classmate whose name I can’t even remember to a graduation party at her parents’ Central Park South pied a terre (they lived mostly in Napa). I remember I wore a pastel dress from the 50s that I’d bought at a flea market. In the gleaming white daylit room my yellowed pink dress definitely read as ‘used,’ not ‘vintage,’ and probably my hair could have been cleaner. My classmate wore a green silk dress I’d seen in a magazine. There were trays with blanched asparagus spears and there was a person who had been hired to come around and endlessly refill your glass with champagne. I wandered from room to room, looking out of the massive windows and wondering if I would ever even visit an apartment this nice again. It was on maybe the 20th floor, not high enough to completely miniaturize the park but far enough above the treeline so that the variegated bright greens of the treetops looked like a lush patterned carpet you could step out of the window and onto.

    My own apartment at that time was in a tenement building along the upper reaches of Nassau Avenue in Greenpoint, right at the epicenter of the underground oil spill. No trees grew on my block, and there was a poopish tang in the air from the nearby waste treatment plant whenever it rained. I sat on the stoop of this building the next morning, dressed and ready to go, on the phone with my Mom, unable to either stop crying or move. I was supposed to go into the city and meet my family at the big New School graduation ceremony but I felt strongly that I couldn’t do this. I kept telling my Mom that I was sick, and I did legitimately feel that I was going to puke at some point. A disgusting champagne hangover probably had something to do with it. But also I had all these other, stranger symptoms, like, my heart was racing and my breathing was shallow and I thought that if I ventured off the stoop at all I would die. And I knew this feeling wasn’t rational but knowing that did not help. I tried to explain my impending death to my Mom, who encouraged me to suck it up and get on the subway, because it was my college graduation and I would regret having missed it and they’d come up from Maryland and everything. Now I can see my Mom’s point: if you’ve never had a panic attack there is no reason you would feel sympathetic towards someone who is having one because the thing is, there is nothing actually wrong with that person, and there is no possible way for you to understand how the panic-attack-having person is feeling. They always say they feel like they’re dying, for starters, which sounds so dumb and overdramatic. Long before I experienced the symptoms of what doctors call “anxiety and depression,” I would read descriptions of them in books and think, like, ‘get a grip, lady! Get up off the couch, nothing is wrong with you! Bell jar what?‘ Until you’ve felt the breeze of a 55 degree spring day chill the layer of clammy sweat that’s covering your body and looked up at the cloudless sky and felt like everything about the world you are living in, which appears so benign and pretty, is actually conspiring to squeeze the air out of your body and press you paper-doll flat between two heavy panes of glass, you won’t be able to sympathize. Which is fine, actually: I hope you never feel this way.

    Five years and some therapy and three discrete interludes of this variety of feeling later, I am still figuring out what tripped my wires that day. The easy-ish explanation is that I had been pretending to myself that some legitimately harsh and scary realities were normal and okay, and some layer of my brain could not maintain this pretense any longer. Even though this explanation seems too obvious I think it’s mostly correct. It’s one thing to read novels and newspapers and “know,” about the world, that some people maintain second homes on Central Park South while others live in the park itself, but it is another thing to wake up every morning and rush to an office to answer someone’s phone in order to maintain your Nassau Avenue toehold in that world. And everybody (mostly) has to do this, but that doesn’t mean it’s not harsh.

    I hadn’t thought about this day for a while and then last night I found myself very randomly at a stranger’s book party in an apartment where, from the living room window, the Tribeca skyline conspired with the building’s angles so that the arches of the Brooklyn Bridge were visible in the distance. When one of the sunburned gentlemen standing near the window drinking champagne asked me where I lived, I pointed and said, “Over that bridge and then you make a left.” His small talk was about the rules of petanque and about summering in Blue Hill, ME and wintering in (on?) Tortola. His job is “consulting,” which means that he sits out on the deck in the morning with his Blackberry doing emails for an hour and then he’s done, “thank you very much.” (He had a British accent).

    I think at one time I thought of adulthood as a continuum of acheivement that could potentially culminate in my becoming one of these people, which is extra bizarre when you consider that I have never shown the slightest interest in or inclination towards law, medicine, banking, or dating anyone with a greater net worth than mine (which is, btw, smaller than yours, assuming you have a job). Would I even want this, now? I don’t know. I don’t think so. For certain there is a species of elation that it’s only possible to feel in those giddy bubbles high above the city, but probably a lot of it has to do with longing and transience. And also I know now that money or status can’t confer immunity from that clammy feeling of impending death, because nothing can. That feeling can be fended off, though, with a battery of intangible possessions that are more precious than designer clothing or beautiful artworks. This is stuff that I think I am just starting to figure out how to possess.

    Words I Didn't Write

    So I've started a new baby project, called Words I Didn't Write. It is a lyrics blog. A place for me to collect lyrics from songs that I like.

    I always want to post lyrics on here or on my twitter, but I never did, because I knew that once I started, I'd never stop. So this seems like the idea solution. A place for me to post lyrics that I love that I just can't get out of my head.

    It won't ever replace my blog. Its just... in addition to it.

    In many ways it may end up being the most personal thing I do on the web. It also may end up being sad... many lyrics I love happen to be sad. It doesn't mean that I'm sad, but sometimes sad songs are just so pretty.

    So, yes. wordsididntwrite.com.

    JJ warns George


    George Lucas and JJ Abrams, originally uploaded by Joi.

    "So I just wanted to give you a heads up -- the Lost guys are gonna work in a plot point in Season 5 where one of the characters rewrites Empire Strikes Back. Nothing personal.... but we gotta play to the fans, y'know?"

    Fridays can be random, can't they?


    simplicity 3957


    First item of business: Lisa at the Vintage Fashion Library is a donation/sale event: Now through April 19th, you get 15% off your purchase price with keyword PINK, and 10% of your purchase price will be donated to the Susan G. Komen Foundation for breast cancer research.

    (I really want this pattern at the VFL but it's not my size. Anyone got one in a 36/38? I don't have time to grade stuff right now ...)

    Check out these super-cute uniform dresses! (Thanks, Jesse, for the link.) I haven't clicked through to the source page because I'm sure they are depressingly expensive. If I'm wrong feel free to let me know.

    Just an update: did you know that the Vintage Pattern Wiki is one of the top sites on Wikia, in # of articles? (We're the top site if measured in pure stylishness.) Let's get cranking and knock those World of Warcraft guilds back on their heels!

    Hana tells me there's a Duro-like tunic dress pattern available as a free download on the Burda site ... it looks pretty cute!

    That's all for this random Friday; check in next week for slightly more ordered posts.

    BP NCAA Top 25, 4/17

    If rankings are always relatively arbitrary, week-to-week rankings are even moreso. This is my lesson from covering the beat in 2009, and more than any other week this season, this one was when I threw my hands in the air and asked, “What did you get yourself into?”

    If anything has been truly difficult, it’s been finding the balance between week-to-week consistency with my updated thoughts on the landscape. I’ve thrown that out the window this week, and just started from scratch — the back half of this list has very little consistency with last week. At the midpoint of the season, my preseason expectations for a team, or my undying thoughts that things might turn around, no longer matter. So, after deciding on who I liked in the top 25, I just went to their resumes and tried to find the best 25. Here goes:

     1. Louisiana State
     2. Texas
     3. Rice
     4. Cal State Fullerton
     5. North Carolina
     6. UC Irvine
     7. Georgia
     8. Baylor
     9. Arizona State
    10. Georgia Tech
    11. Miami
    12. Oklahoma
    13. Arkansas
    14. Coastal Carolina
    15. TCU
    16. San Diego
    17. Oregon State
    18. Cal Poly
    19. Virginia
    20. Florida
    21. Ole Miss
    22. Clemson
    23. San Diego State
    24. Kansas State
    25. Texas A&M

    Three thoughts after gutting the list:

    1. I have definitely been underrating Coastal Carolina and Oregon State in recent weeks. Both have been riding impressive hot streaks, with the Chanticleers winning 10 in a row since dropping a series at Hawaii. Oregon State has won 14 of 16 and every weekend series since stumbling against Missouri State in mid-March. The Beavers have scored less than five runs just once in that span, while opponents have 13 times. Keep an eye on both.

    2. In a results-oriented ranking system, I just have to go with Kansas State over Texas A&M, and Florida over Ole Miss. It might not be where I think things will end up, but it’s where they are right now. A.J. Morris, the Kansas State ace, has been a machine this season.

    3. If I wanted to get back to the tiers system I talked about before the year, the first tier is LSU through Georgia, the second tier is Baylor through Arkansas, and the third tier is Coastal through Gonzaga, the #27 team on my list (East Carolina was 26th).

    Should be a good weekend of baseball action, as Miami travels to North Carolina, Arkansas travels to Georgia, Oklahoma to Texas and Ole Miss to Florida. I promised in February and March that my rankings wouldn’t be too reactionary. With such an exciting slate of series, next week there won’t be a choice.

    House for Wired


    The folks at Wired magazine commissioned us to letter the mysterious “box art” logo and masthead of their new issue guest edited by J.J. Abrams. On stands now.


    On the drawing table.


    Once we dialed in the question mark letter forms, the Wired masthead got the full treatment. Other House sightings inside the mag include the first editorial use of Girard Sky and a healthy serving of House Gothic.

    J.J. plugged us in his top 10. If that Hollywood gig dries up, we might be able to find a desk here for him.

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    The Eurasian Land Bridge

    Bering-strait

    I eagerly away the connection of Obama’s Interamerican Railroad Line to the Eurasian Land Bridge and the New Silk Road.

    The Dislike For Carl Pavano Was Closed-Captioned For The Hearing Impaired [Wake Up Deadspin!]

    Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More

    The opening game at the new Yankee Stadium succeeded in awe-inspiring the hometown crowd, but not the team. They were eight runs short of inspiration, to be exact. The Fat Man did his best, working a solid 5 2/3 before being removed and then the whole bullpen went kaplooey, resulting in the patient Yankee fans chanting for Nick Swisher. He is the stopper.

    *****

    Good morning. It's Friday. You're a survivor/feeling like Deniro in "Taxi Driver."

    April 16, 2009

    Exception-Driven Development

    If you're waiting around for users to tell you about problems with your website or application, you're only seeing a tiny fraction of all the problems that are actually occurring. The proverbial tip of the iceberg.

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    Also, if this is the case, I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this, but you kind of suck at your job -- which is to know more about your application's health than your users do. When a user informs me about a bona fide error they've experienced with my software, I am deeply embarrassed. And more than a little ashamed. I have failed to see and address the issue before they got around to telling me. I have neglected to crash responsibly.

    The first thing any responsibly run software project should build is an exception and error reporting facility. Ned Batchelder likens this to putting an oxygen mask on yourself before you put one on your child:

    When a problem occurs in your application, always check first that the error was handled appropriately. If it wasn't, always fix the handling code first. There are a few reasons for insisting on this order of work:

    1. With the original error in place, you have a perfect test case for the bug in your error handling code. Once you fix the original problem, how will you test the error handling? Remember, one of the reasons there was a bug there in the first place is that it is hard to test it.
    2. Once the original problem is fixed, the urgency for fixing the error handling code is gone. You can say you'll get to it, but what's the rush? You'll be like the guy with the leaky roof. When it's raining, he can't fix it because it's raining out, and when it isn't raining, there's no leak!

    You need to have a central place that all your errors are aggregated, a place that all the developers on your team know intimately and visit every day. On Stack Overflow, we use a custom fork of ELMAH.

    stackoverflow exception log

    We monitor these exception logs daily; sometimes hourly. Our exception logs are a de-facto to do list for our team. And for good reason. Microsoft has collected similar sorts of failure logs for years, both for themselves and other software vendors, under the banner of their Windows Error Reporting service. The resulting data is compelling:

    When an end user experiences a crash, they are shown a dialog box which asks them if they want to send an error report. If they choose to send the report, WER collects information on both the application and the module involved in the crash, and sends it over a secure server to Microsoft.

    The mapped vendor of a bucket can then access the data for their products, analyze it to locate the source of the problem, and provide solutions both through the end user error dialog boxes and by providing updated files on Windows Update.

    Broad-based trend analysis of error reporting data shows that 80% of customer issues can be solved by fixing 20% of the top-reported bugs. Even addressing 1% of the top bugs would address 50% of the customer issues. The same analysis results are generally true on a company-by-company basis too.

    Although I remain a fan of test driven development, the speculative nature of the time investment is one problem I've always had with it. If you fix a bug that no actual user will ever encounter, what have you actually fixed? While there are many other valid reasons to practice TDD, as a pure bug fixing mechanism it's always seemed far too much like premature optimization for my tastes. I'd much rather spend my time fixing bugs that are problems in practice rather than theory.

    You can certainly do both. But given a limited pool of developer time, I'd prefer to allocate it toward fixing problems real users are having with my software based on cold, hard data. That's what I call Exception-Driven Development. Ship your software, get as many users in front of it as possible, and intently study the error logs they generate. Use those exception logs to hone in on and focus on the problem areas of your code. Rearchitect and refactor your code so the top 3 errors can't happen any more. Iterate rapidly, deploy, and repeat the proces. This data-driven feedback loop is so powerful you'll have (at least from the users' perspective) a rock stable app in a handful of iterations.

    Exception logs are possibly the most powerful form of feedback your customers can give you. It's feedback based on shipping software that you don't have to ask or cajole users to give you. Nor do you have to interpret your users' weird, semi-coherent ramblings about what the problems are. The actual problems, with stack traces and dumps, are collected for you, automatically and silently. Exception logs are the ultimate in customer feedback.

    carnage4life: getting real feedback from customers by shipping is more valuable than any amount of talking to or about them beforehand

    Am I advocating shipping buggy code? Incomplete code? Bad code? Of course not. I'm saying that the sooner you can get your code out of your editor and in front of real users, the more data you'll have to improve your software. Exception logs are a big part of that; so is usage data. And you should talk to your users, too. If you can bear to.

    Your software will ship with bugs anyway. Everyone's software does. Real software crashes. Real software loses data. Real software is hard to learn, and hard to use. The question isn't how many bugs you will ship with, but how fast can you fix those bugs? If your team has been practicing exception-driven development all along, the answer is -- why, we can improve our software in no time at all! Just watch us make it better!

    And that is sweet, sweet music to every user's ears.

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    Legacy Feature Freeze

    The first solution to bridging the gap between The Two Worlds of Perl Deployment is to segregate system Perl paths and application paths. As Zbigniew Łukasiak mentioned, one fine way to do this on your own is with the local::lib CPAN module.

    The second part of the solution addresses a more subtle problem.

    Language Feature Freeze

    What would happen if you added a new method to Perl's UNIVERSAL package? I've run into that. I added the DOES() method, which went into Perl 5.10. Though isa() and can() already existed, with lower-case names, the pumpking argued that the possibility of a collision user-code which itself defined a does() method anywhere was too great to ignore. Thus the official way to check that a class or object performs a named role in Perl 5.10 is $invocant->DOES( 'role name' );.

    What would happen if you added a new keyword to Perl? I proposed a patch to do just that, adding a class keyword to Perl 5. The patch is in limbo, even though it has tests and adds a nice new feature backported from Perl 5 and does not interfere with the existing test suite.

    Of course, even if the patch ever were applied, you'd still have to enable the feature explicitly with use feature 'class'; or use 5.012; or even my own use Modern::Perl;. That's right: you don't get simple, declarative, compile-time class declarations in Perl 5 by default. You must explicitly request that the language help you.

    That doesn't seem very Perlish to me, either.

    Why is this a problem? What if someone from the "Must Never Change, Darnit!" camp wrote a Perl program in 1993 that needs to run, unmodified, today on Perl 5.10 (or 5.11 or 5.12)? What if that code defined a class function? (I hate writing parsers, but I'm decent enough at them that it only matters if that function has a prototype which makes it take a single function reference.) The stars just might align such that a sixteen year old program might behave differently under a modern version of Perl.

    In other words, a modern version of Perl now, by default, behaves syntax-wise like a version of Perl released fifteen years ago.

    I exaggerate slightly -- the our keyword is relatively new (only nine years old).

    Old By Default is Wrong

    The feature pragma exists so that you can enable new features in code which uses them. This is great if you don't want to touch code you wrote in 1993, but it can be a little tedious if you want the compiler to warn you about typos in variable names (a feature from around 1994), enable warnings about dubious constructs in specific lexical scopes (a feature from 2000), and so on.

    The problem with the feature pragma is that it's exactly backwards. It freezes Perl's feature set to that of around July 2002 (give or take). Anything added in the past nearly seven years gets lumped into an alphabet soup of features you must explicitly enable. If you don't know that magic incantation, you don't get that feature. If you want to explain how to use modern Perl to a Perl novice, you have to deal with a big block of magic code they won't understand yet. So much for only essential complexity.

    Remember that the goal is to ensure that code written before a feature was available even when running on a version of Perl which includes that feature.

    A better alternative is to have feature limit the features you use. That is, a program written in 2002 for Perl 5.8.0 should specify that it uses only those features available in 5.8.0. That is, any code explicitly, declaratively, and lexically identifies the specific set of behavior it expects Perl to provide. Any code without such a declaration uses the default set of behaviors from the running version of Perl: by default, everything new.

    I realize that this may require editing old code, but the problem's not nearly as bad as people make it sound. It won't affect most programs. The feature pragma currently enables only a handful of features. I can't search the DarkPAN to verify this, but I believe the chance of collisions is small. It also likely only affects programs running on Perl 5.12, as that's the first Perl version likely to include this.

    The benefits are, to me, compelling. Couple this with library path segregation, and Perl 5 becomes much more robust in the face of CPAN installations and OS upgrades. Modern features are available to everyone, and not just the elite who understand how to enable them. Backwards compatiblity and future proofing becomes a declarative exercise in defensive programming. What's not to like?

    From The Wooster Collective Creative Database: Fernando Chamarelli

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    Name: Fernando Chamarelli
    Location : Bauru, São Paulo, Brazil
    Creative Skills: illustration, painting
    Portfolio URL: http://www.flickr.com/photos/lfchamarelli/

    Bio: "Fernando Chamarelli is a UNESP formed graphic designer, illustrator and visual artist. He started drawing cartoons, caricatures and realistic portraits and later became involved with street art and tattooing. It is by merging these different mediums that he creates his art. Chamarelli lives in a multicultural country of contrasts, therefore this environment reflects in his work. Including mosaic, geometric elements,organic forms and harmonic lines connecting symbols, legends, philosophies, religions and customs of ancient and modern civilizations. Within this diversity are the strong influence of Brazilian popular culture and pre-Columbian indigenous art. His art follows the rhythm of globalization, bridging borders and cultures closer. The Characters with serious expressions live in different realities and in situations that appear surreal. Music has a very important role during the creation, helping to give flow.

    Recent Shows and Exhibitions:

    -Foundation One Gallery
    "GROUNDWORK II" group show.
    Atlanta, GA, USA

    -Anno Domini Gallery
    FRESH PRODUCE, 8th Annual Invitational Group Exhibit and Art Sale!
    San Jose, CA,USA

    -Intoxicated Demons Gallery
    "WORLD OF ILLUSTRATION" group show
    Berlin, Germany

    Previous Commercial Work: illustration/ Rolling Stone magazine

    To learn more about the Creative Database, and to submit your work, click here.

    Ratio This!

    See Michael Ruhlman on The Early Show (CBS) as he promotes Ratio, his- to my mind sucessful- first attempt to bring Platonic order to the fundamental preparations of western cooking.


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    The best sauce in the world is hunger.

    The Drewing Board

    More from Nathalie Kirsheh at SPD (and twice previously at vimeo).

    The Drewing Board

    More from Nathalie Kirsheh at SPD (and twice previously at vimeo).

    EaterWire: Taste of the UWS, Taps and Tapas, Bartender Battles DOH

    2009_04_cesare.jpgUPPER WEST SIDE— Tickets are now on sale for the second annual Taste of the Upper West Side, taking place on May 30. The $85 entrance fee gets you tastes of over 30 restaurants including Kefi, Bar Boulud, Shake Shack, Eighty One, Fatty Crab, Salumeri Rosi, Landmarc, and West Branch. [EaterWire]

    FIDI— The Broadsheet reports that beloved neighborhood coffee shop Klatch, which was shuttered by marshalls last week, may not be done for good: "Owner Pam Chmiel said that her landlord is now in Israel and is due back next week, at which time she hopes to be able to work out an arrangement with him to reopen.' [Broadsheet Daily]

    DOH CHRONICLES— A bartender writes an anonymous piece on The Bag about how disruptive DOH shut downs can be and how we can all just get along: "Let a restaurant or bar fix any problems instead of temporarily closing a place down and making things worse...Have a uniform method of inspecting places...please come and inspect us before we get busy..." [TFB]

    MIDTOWN— Also in the tasting events wire, we have Taps & Tapas this upcoming Monday at Westside Loft at 336 West 37th Street. This time around tickets are $150 in advance, proceeds go to benefit dance charity Groove With Me, and guests include Tom Colicchio, April Bloomfield, Scott Conant, Floyd Cardoz, Jonathan Waxman, and more.

    Life With Mr. Mickey!

    life with mr mickey.jpgMickey Boardman, aka Mr. Mickey, is the Editorial Director, and basically the face of Paper Magazine.

    The man's one of the busiest people I've ever met - and yet he positively bubbles over with enthusiasm for his job and the people he works with. The first time I met him, in an elevator at Milk Studios at one of the first fashion events I ever went to, he told me I was funny. In Paris last month, he gave me his ticket to John Galliano and introduced me to Kate and Laura Mulleavy. Needless to say, I love him.

    So our Life With session turned into more than just a what-do-you-do-all-day interview. We dove into topics like his love for India, his devotion to various charities and the highlights of his sixteen-year career at Paper - the Olsens are involved, so is DVF.

    His goal? To host Mr. Gay Bombay, but for now there are photo shoots to plan, web meetings to conduct and a snack run to the local deli wherein lives a fat cat lovingly christened Candy Cats Price.



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    John Madden retires

    I was up waaay too early this morning watching some trending topics on Twitter Search and John Madden's name suddenly appeared. When you see a boldface name pop up on Twitter Search like that, it usually means they've died. I'm glad Madden's not dead but I'm sad that he's retiring from calling football games. I know he wasn't everyone's cup of tea, but I loved listening to him.

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    Hunch data

    We've been busy. Since we launched Hunch, over 4.3 million questions have been answered, counting both THAY questions (Teach Hunch About You) and topic question/answers. This is phenomenal, and gives us a ton of data to work with. In the past, statistical prediction like Amazon's collaborative filtering has usually been for one subject only -- i.e. Netflix will look at the movies you like and recommend other movies. And who hasn't bought a John Grisham novel only to have Amazon recommend *other* John Grisham novels? Um, duh. Cross-topic correlations like Hunch has are likely to be more interesting.

    Next week we are planning to give researchers access to our data in what we're calling this the "academic" API to distinguish it from the, say, "widget" API, which will be released when the site goes public. It's all anonymous and aggregate data of course. Leave a comment below if you're a researcher who wants in.

    Some remarkable correlations have emerged from the data already, some of which we posted on Twitter and on the Hunch blog:

    • People who believe that alien abductions are real are more likely to blame Nancy Pelosi for the financial crisis.
    • People who have broken a leg like video games such as Madden NFL 09 and NBA 2K9, whereas non-leg-breakers prefer Little Big Planet, Katamari Damacy, Super Mario Galaxy and World of Goo
    • One of the best predictors of whether people agree they should switch to a Mac: whether they like to dance. Are PC users less fun? The data has spoken.
    • Have you used a fake ID to do something you weren't supposed to? It's OK, we won't hold it against you here at Hunch. Fake ID users are more likely to be happy at startups.

    The Facebook vs. Twitter topic brought up more interesting stuff: Facebook people, at parties "interact with many, including strangers" whereas Twitter devotees "Interact with a few, known to them". Facebookers buy shampoo that costs more than $7, Twitterers prefer to spend less on their hair, thank you very much. What else? Facebookers are significantly more likely to have had an alcoholic drink in the past 24 hours. Twitterers seem to be less social than Facebookers. But maybe it's because Twitterers report that they have oily skin -- it's the zits!

    Now that we have this data, we can improve the Secret Sauce so that all of Hunch's results are tailored to not only you, but people like you who have entered in only a small amount of data (ie, logged out users). And we can add a bunch of features we've had planned but didn't have the data to implement. We can tell you more about different facets of yourself, and cluster you with other people. We can tell you how much of an outlier you are, or how non-unique. Now things get fun.

    If you haven't tried Hunch yet, go sign up and we'll send you an invitation. And thanks to everyone who's already contributed.

    REVIEW: Spring Book Roundup

    As a lover of books, I've been meaning and wanting to regularly review them here on the blog. Unfortunately life and work seem to rarely leave much time to convert the jangly explosion of thoughts that occur when reading into coherent discussions of the books being read. For lack of in-depth reviews, here's some short shout outs to a half dozen books I've read in the past 6-9 months (only a couple will fit on the front page, so please keep reading beyond that!!!):

    E.H. Gombrich, A Little History of the World
    Rod Palmer, Street Art Chile
    Martha Cooper, Going Postal: Mailing Label Street Art
    Seth Tobocman, Disaster and Resistance: Comics & Landscapes for the Twenty First Century
    Chumbawamba, English Rebel Songs 1381-1984



    gombrich01.jpgE.H. Gombrich
    A Little History of the World
    Yale University Press, 2008

    To be honest, the reason even picked this guy up was because of the Clifford Harper illustrations on the front cover. I was excited to find that the book is chock full of small but beautiful spot illustrations by Harper, which are an exciting treat for the eyes as your brain literally jumps through history while reading this book. There's barely a line out of place as Harper renders the history of the world in 3 inch x 1 inch boxes, from the beginning of language to Alexander the Great to the Seven Years War. I've always loved seeing Harper's work scattered across the anarchist press, but it is fabulous to see Harper taking on the breadth of the history of the world!

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    Onward to the actually text, it doesn't much disappoint either. Originally written in the 1930's for a middle-school age reader, when published in Germany it was a best seller. In the following decades it was translated into dozens of languages, but this is the first time it is available in English. Gombrich, in plain and simple language, carries us through the entire history of the Human-populated world. His history is extremely (or maybe I should say EXTREMELY) Euro-centric, with only a handful of pages dedicated to Asia, and none to Sub-Saharan Africa or the Americas pre-Columbus. This is a major fault, but I don't think it should stop a reader from benefiting from what Gombrich has done, which is give a concise and easy to understand history of Western civilization, from Egypt to the fixing of modern European nation states.

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    I wouldn't suggest reading this if you are looking for a detailed political economy of Europe or want to understand the finer details of the transition from feudalism to capitalism, but, if you, like me, are often at a loss as to how specific pieces fit into the general puzzle of history, there might be no greater resource. A few quick page flips and a couple paragraphs of reading and Gombrich helps us place the who the Visagoths were, or how Rome was captured by the Gauls, or how Germany became a modern nation state. A must read for anyone that wants to get a basic understanding of European History in a few nice afternoons on the beach!



    streetartchile01.jpgRod Palmer
    Street Art Chile
    Gingko Press, 2008

    After Kevin (from Justseeds) came back from Chile a couple years back with stories of anarchist mural brigades and political stencil crews, I was anxious and excited to get my hands on this book. Unfortunately I have to say it is a little disappointing. To be fair to Palmer, he may effectively capture the Chilean graffiti and street art scene, I've never been so I can't say, but if so, then the scene is not as exciting as I would have hoped. There are some real standouts in the book, and I'll get to those below, but 75% of it is filled with the same "international" looking street art that seems to have sprouted everywhere. The recipe seems largely rote at this point: Take NYC graffiti as your base, throw in a quart Euro wild-style and character development, add a cup of S. American pichacão and Os Gemeos, mix in 2 tablespoons of Barcelona street mural craziness, and a pinch of international stencil culture. It may be great that all these international artists are getting to travel around the world and paint, and the internet is beaming flics from the farthest reaches into billions of homes, but it seems to really be homogenizing what ends up on the street.

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    To his credit, Palmer gives a solid overview of the history of street painting and murals in Chile, and directly connects it to the political struggles in the country. He discusses the influences of the Mexican muralists, and introduces the Brigadas Ramona Parra and other communist mural brigades. The Brigadas were cultural wings of political grouping (Communist and Socialist Parties) who mastered the art of the hit and run mural, developing a unique style in which a dozen artists could paint a 30 foot ten color mural in a matter of minutes. This history alone, which is largely unavailable in English, almost makes the book worth the cover price, but unfortunately there's only a couple pages of visual documentation, foregoing any real pictoral history of this unique street art form for 100 pages of largely generic contemporary street art. (For a more in-depth written and visual history - in Spanish - of the Brigadas, try to find a copy of Eduardo Castillo Espinoza's Puño y Letra: movimiento social y communicación gráfica en Chile, or check out the BRP website.) Other highlights include Vazko and Peka Crew, who have developed a fairly unique style, Peka's mad scientist hybrid of Picasso and Haring explodes off the page, finally giving the reader an idea of the power the work might carry on the street.



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    Martha Cooper
    Going Postal: Mailing Label Street Art
    Mark Batty Publishers, 2008

    Cooper maybe has created the perfect coffee table sticker book (which unfortunately begs the question, Does the world need a coffee table sticker book?). Small (6.5"x6.5") and unassuming, like graffiti stickers themselves, she collects and documents the ways street artists and graffiti writers alter the US Post Office Priority Mail sticker. A nice diverse collection of material, there's nothing particularly stunning in here, but then again, there are few artists making stunning stickers. Most are fairly raw and quick, from orderly repeated hand styles to sloppy, ugly characters. Stain's stickers stand out, as he clearly puts more time into them than most of the other artists in the book. The small selection of stickers from other countries are also nice, it's interesting to see how different cultural contexts generate different simple iconographies (I particularly like the stickers from Berlin, which I believe come out of the weirdo art-freakout shop Fleisherei). If this book was a 300 page over-sized tomb it would be unbearable, but as a cute 100 page little book for $10, it's quite charming.

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    Seth Tobocman
    Disaster and Resistance: Comics & Landscapes for the Twenty First Century
    AK Press, 2008

    I was first introduced to Seth Tobocman when I was in high school, back in the early 1990s. The first Gulf War was looming on the horizon, nothing made much sense, and I stumbled upon an issue of World War 3 Illustrated, the political comic book Seth started back in 1980 with Peter Kuper. In it, artists like Seth and Peter worked through their feelings and analysis of the war and US imperialism in comic and graphic form, something that lightning struck my 16 or 17 year old punk rock brain in a way that long Chomskian essays couldn't. Soon after finding WW3, I picked up a copy of Seth's first book, You Don't Have to Fuck People Over to Survive. It sounds trite, but that shit changed my life. I had been making art since I was 3 years old, but Seth showed me that you can could make simple, black and white graphics that worked like a chainsaw, cutting through the bullshit and laying bare the capitalist system. And obviously I wasn't the only one, as graphics from that book quickly spread across the globe in the form of street stencils, stickers, patches, t-shirts, zine covers, protest posters and murals on the sides of social centers. My guess is that 75% of the people that have used and loved Seth's images have no idea he even made them. This guy is a genius, and by bragging rights should be a household name. I'm excited that he's working with AK Press and hopefully this book is introducing him to a new generation.

    sethdisaster02.jpgOn to the book at hand. Disaster and Resistance collects a good chunk of Seth's work from the last 10 years, starting with the WTO protests in Seattle and the launch of the counter-globalization movement in 1999, moving to 9/11 in 2001 and the start of the latest Gulf War in 2003, taking a brief detour to look at the developing Apartheid in Israel and Palestine, and ending with the flooding of New Orleans in 2005 and it's aftermath. As you can tell by the table of contents, the book begins on a high note and then drops us into the disaster of our current existence, but Seth's images of disaster aren't simply disastrous, they are both human and humane, telling us the stories of everyday people and their struggles, their setbacks and small victories. Tobocman is strongest when he zooms in on real people living and fighting. He also has a great ability to render the forces we are up against in simple and stark images, but sometimes falls into describing the much more abstract "evil" of the system, which is one of the few places I feel he falters.

    Although I enjoy the narrative comics, I still am most impressed with Seth's ability to capture complex ideas and feelings in the most simple of graphics. His economy of line is astounding, and he's lost none of the punch that defined You Don't Have to Fuck People Over. Thankfully Disaster is sprinkled with full page comic panels and a collection of punchy images from recent flyers and graphics. Another victory from a master of the political graphic.
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    Chumbawamba
    English Rebel Songs 1381-1984
    PM Press

    A CD, not a book, but well worth a review. To be honest, it feels a little strange to be reviewing music, since I know the world is filled with music fanatics and afficienados, and I'm definitely not one of them. I can't remember the last time I bought any music, or even listened to something that someone didn't tell me I should. But, it feels like Chumbawamba is doing something here which much more resembles what I'm trying to work towards as an graphic artist and curator than the modus operandi of your typical band. The subtitle of the record is "In the name of all the poor and oppressed in the Land of England," and Chumbawamba has done an amazing job digging through the musical history of the island and marshaling that history in the name of the downtrodden. By rearranging and rerecording these thirteen songs, they've reinvigorated 600 hundred years of English class war, opening a window to understanding how rebels of the past fought both the monarchy and the development of capitalism, and how those struggles resonate in recent history, from the 80s Miner's Strikes to the 90s fight against the Poll Tax.

    I remember when Chumba originally released this as a 10" back in 1988. I was a teenager at the time, and punk rock was supposed to be loud and pissed off, so I couldn't wrap my head around it's acoustic textures and a capella harmonies. I'm really glad PM has made it available again, at the very least so ex-angry punks like myself can finally hear what we missed the first time around. It's a nice package too, a tri-fold cardboard sleeve with archival graphics and a nice booklet with explanations and origin stories for all the songs. Not to be missed!!

    Spreadtweet, Twitter disguised as an Excel spreadsheet

    I love his other work, including a playable Snake on his homepage  

    Nokia Q1 profit down by 90 percent

    Nokia posted an expected 27 percent drop in net sales for the first quarter to EUR 9.3 billion and a slightly worse than anticipated 90 percent drop in profits to EUR122 million.

    "Regarding the health of the overall mobile device market, the inventory already in the sales channels decreased substantially during Q1 due to extensive destocking by operators and distributors. This adversely impacted our sales volumes in the quarter. However, it has also resulted in the demand picture becoming more predictable as we enter the second quarter," commented Nokia CEO Olli-Pekka Kallasvuo.

    Nokia's Devices & Services net sales were EUR 6.2 billion, down 33 percent year on year and down 24 percent sequentially. Services net sales reached EUR 150 million, up 79 percent year on year and down 5 percent sequentially.

    Nokia's mobile device volumes of 93.2 million units was down 19 percent year on year and down 18 percent sequentially. Nokia estimated industry mobile device volumes to be 255 million units, down 14 percent year on year and down 16 percent sequentially.

    Nokia estimated its mobile device market share to be 37 percent in Q1 2009, down from 39 percent in Q1 2008 and unchanged from Q4 2008.

    The Wire Bible

    This is quite a treat. Someone got ahold of some scripts from The Wire and posted them online:

    Season 1, episode 1, "The Target"
    Season 1, episode 9, "Game Day"
    Season 5, episode 10, "-30-"

    But the real gem is a document dated September 6, 2000 that appears to be David Simon's pitch to HBO for the show. The document starts with a description of the show.

    The Wire Bible

    Simon had the show nailed from the beginning. Near the end of the overview, he says:

    But more than an exercise is realism for its own sake, the verisimilitude of The Wire exists to serve something larger. In the first story-arc, the episodes begin what would seem to be the straight-forward, albeit protracted, pursuit of a violent drug crew that controls a high-rise housing project. But within a brief span of time, the officers who undertake the pursuit are forced to acknowledge truths about their department, their role, the drug war and the city as a whole. In the end, the cost to all sides begins to suggest not so much the dogged police pursuit of the bad guys, but rather a Greek tragedy. At the end of thirteen episodes, the reward for the viewer -- who has been lured all this way by a well-constructed police show -- is not the simple gratification of hearing handcuffs click. Instead, the conclusion is something that Euripides or O'Neill might recognize: an America, at every level at war with itself.

    The list of main characters contains a few surprises. McNulty was originally going to be named McCardle, Aaron Barksdale became Avon Barksdale, and the Stringer Bell character changed quite a bit.

    STRINGY BELL - black, early forties, he is BARKSDALE's most trusted lieutenant, supervising virtually every aspect of the organization. He is older than BARKSDALE, and much more direct in his way, but nonetheless he is the No. 2. He has BARKSDALE's brutal sense of the world but not his polish. BELL is bright, but clearly a child of the projects he now controls.

    The final section is entitled "BIBLE" and contains draft outlines of a nine-episode season. I didn't read it all, but the main story line is there, as are many plot details that made it into the actual first season. (thx, greg)

    Tags: davidsimon  thewire  tv 

    Citi Field: What's Not To Like?

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    Since opening day, many folks have e-mailed, asking if I have listened to the FAN or heard any of the backlash from outraged Met fans, complaining about Citi Field.

    I have not tuned in. I gave up on outrage long ago. Loge13 started over two years back because we were Outraged. Saddened. Confused. The Mets were tearing down a perfectly fine stadium to erect a smaller, less personal "Field" with less seats for fans and no announced plans to migrate longtime season-ticket holders to that new ball park.

    Two years ago, no one wanted to talk about the fiscal irresponsibility of it all. Or how fans were getting a bit of a shaft. Times have changed. Outrage is now in bloom in Flushing. Meanwhile, our Outrage has melted, or given way to bemusement.

    Others now are raging about what we chewed up and spit out since 2007. I have had time to move through various stages of outrage and grief...and been twice to Citi Field...so I think I can write somewhat objectively about my first thoughts re: the new place. I'll get to the positives in another post but for now, here's what's not to like, in no particular order:

    There are no Mets here. I think it is great the Wilpons are honoring Jackie Robinson. Maybe it's a bit over the top for a guy who never played for the Mets or had anything to do with the franchise but as a figure of history, he deserves a tribute.

    But so do the Mets. As Faith and Fear more elegantly put it, where are the honors to Seaver? To Stengel? Joan Payson?  I have seen alot written lately implying that Met history is really not that memorable. Rubbish. This is just Yankee envy talking again. In NY, people equate baseball history with winning the World Series. That means the Phillies don't really have a baseball legacy to be proud of. Or the Cubs. This lack of homage to the past is something I guarantee will be corrected in the next couple seasons.

    There are no Mets colors here. Most of the blue and orange you see in Citi Field are in the logos for Citi Field. Otherwise, the tones are neutral: brown and green and gray (kinda like the old Shea hamburgers...more on food later). This living tribute to Ebbetts Field is decorated to the point I feel like I'm in a black and white movie walking around...

    ...Until I saw the red grounds crew jackets. Red. As in Phillie Red. Not only are we ignoring past history, but apparently we are also ignorant of current history. It must have occured to SOMEONE that red is not a good color for anything Met. What happened to bright orange? Even lime green? Lets change those colors.

    And lets change those seat colors. Otherwise I have no idea what level I am on.

    There are no restaurants here. I keep hearing about these seven great restaurants for the fans in Citi Field. What they don't tell you: most fans can't get into any of them. Unless you are seated in specific sections, you are denied access...something no one told us when we bought seats in Promenade 427. We can't even eat in the Promenade restaurant, which forbids visits from any of the unwashed seats beyond Prom 421.

    Of course, all folks can eat in the open stands, including Blue Smoke, Shake Shack, etc. The lines for those places have been prohibitively long so far.

    There are some limited view seats here. Ask Keith Hernandez.  From where we sit, we cannot see plays into the left field corner and anything about 20 feet off the left-field foul line. That's a slight problem, but not earth-shattering. As I have walked through the stands, I have seen (or not seen) much worse.

    I think the worst, though, is watching on TV. Wednesday night, one of the Padres hit a shot up the right-field line. Couldn't tell if it was fair or foul because the camera loses sight of the ball when it hugs the asymmetrical right field walls. Keith Hernandez said on-air that he can't see what happens up the lines from the broadcast booth. That's a problem. Good to know I have one thing in common with Keith (soon two things, once I determine the best "Just for men" color for me). 

    There are no big beers here. I looked all over the Promenade area Monday night for the wonderful 24 oz beers that were sold in Shea Stadium last year (truly one of the best innovations at Shea since the Home Run Apple). I could not find these buckets of pleasure anywhere. This is a serious problem. If anyone knows where they are in Citi Field, please tell me.

    That's enough for now. I will post soon on what there is to like about Shea Field, because there are some cool things to enjoy. I'd love to hear what y'all are thinking...



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    Citi Field: First Impressions

    Compared to the frenzy of reactions to the new Yankee Stadium and whether the Steinbrenners screwed the pooch on this one (verdict here: pretty much), there’s been relatively little chatter about the Mets‘ new Citi Field beyond some gripes about obstructed views and discussion of the fate of the old apple. So I was eager to check out the place myself last night, at what in Flushing used to be called Second Opening Day.

    First, some caveats: Citi Field is a typical HOK Populous modern stadium, with all that goes with that: Field-level seats close to the action, a wall of luxury/club seating in the middle, an upper deck that’s higher than you’d expect at old-time ballparks, overly quirky outfield dimensions, more places to buy overpriced food than some (present company included) might think necessary. The Mets owners have been fond of comparing their new taxpayer-aided home to Ebbets Field; the comparison doesn’t hold much better here than it did for Miller Park, which made the same claim.

    That said, it’s immediately clear that the Mets got most of the details right here, especially compared to their rivals across the East River. The Jackie Robinson Rotunda may be a bit of a ham-fisted nod to history (it didn’t help that last night was Jackie Robinson Night, with a pregame ceremony featuring people wearing jerseys with words like “COMMITMENT” and “INTEGRITY” on their backs), but it’s nicely human-scaled and functional compared to the Yanks’ gratuitous Great Hall. Thanks to a relatively teensy 42,000 capacity, the upper deck isn’t quite so distant as in the Bronx, about the equivalent of the back of the old Shea mezzanine — Mr. Met could almost even reach it last night with his T-shirt cannon — though the lessened seating has helped contribute to hikes in ticket prices.

    And most of all, unlike the Yanks’ new home, Citi Field reeks of baseball. There’s plenty of attractive brick and steel, the scoreboards are useful but not overly imposing, and even the non-game attractions let you know that you’re at a baseball game, not a mall: free batting cages and a Wiffle ball diamond out beyond centerfield for the younger set. (This was such an insanely huge hit last night, with my son among others, that I wonder if the Yankees are at risk of losing an entire generation of New York baseball fans here.) It may not seem like using brick-colored cinderblocks instead of grey ones should make a big difference, but it does.

    The other thing that immediately stood out: As predicted from ticket pre-sales, the upper deck was packed, while the $60-and-up seats down below were half-empty, an odd sight at a baseball game. It’s hard to say if this was more a function of overpriced seats going unsold or season-ticket buyers staying home on a chilly spring night (it actually wasn’t bad for Flushing — I didn’t put my gloves on until the 6th inning), but looking at StubHub, there are plenty of seats availablefor most games for below face value. (Last night, for that matter, I sat in $30 seats that I paid $24 for on the Hub.) If we see a similar scenario after Yankee Stadium opens for business today, it seems likely that the New York teams are going to need to adjust their ambitious pricing plans to reflect the new economic reality — either that, or Mr. Met is going to need a stronger T-shirt cannon.

    Read: Players are Adjusting to Citi Field

    Brittany Ghiroli of MLB.com explains how ‘slowly but surely,’ ‘the Mets are adjusting to Citi Field.’

    “The biggest thing is don’t think too much of it,” Ryan Church told Ghiroli.  “As long as I go out there on a daily basis and practice… I think the more we do, the better we get.”

    …SNY aired an interesting video of church working with Gary Sheffield out in right field prior to yesterday’s game… to listen to church, according to the report, he and sheffield spend a lot of time together, talking about baseball, hitting, defensive, etc., despite sheffield starting in place of church last night…

    Speaking of Citi Field…

    Yesterday, Fred Wilpon announced that the team plans to open a Mets museum beyond center-field, however there is no official timetable for its opening.

    this is good news, though it feels a bit reactionary to some loud criticism… in other words, i’ll believe it when i see it

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    Obama Laying Down the Law

    According to reports out of Israel, Rahm is telling top Jewish organizations Obama doesn't care who the Israeli PM is. He wants two states in his first term. End of story. MJ Rosenberg has more.







    Vanilla Sauce in Black and White

    Anglaise

    Have wanted to write about this basic and wonderful all-purpose, workhorse dessert sauce, also describe its ratio, and importantly, show off some of Donna's work (which, frankly, doesn't come off as purdy in the book as is does here).  I love two things about these photos: first, they are all about texture and lighting, difficult qualities to capture but the essence of black and white.  A juicy steak with vivid chillis and a poached egg, yolk oozing over it all is easy to get right.  A plain sauce in black and white, that's tricky.  But more, what these photographs show is that this amazing sauce, vanilla sauce, creme Anglaise in French, is fantastic in many different ways depending on how you manipulate the texture.  If you just cook it and cool it, it's the sauce above.  If you freeze it, it's ice cream (the best vanilla ice cream there is, in fact).  If you thicken it with starch, it becomes pastry cream, creme patissiere, and if you bake it in a water bath, it becomes silky creme brulee.  Truly one preparation that's all about the texture you want to bring it to.  Texture these black and whites describe.

    Patissiere

    Pastry Cream (Creme patissiere)

    Ice cream 

    Ice Cream!

    Brulee 

    Creme Brulee

    One recipe, four preparations.  And yes I do have a ratio for it, 4:1:1:

    Vanilla Sauce: 4 parts milk/cream : 1 part yolk : 1 part sugar

    or:

    8 ounces milk

    8 ounces cream

    1 vanilla bean split down the middle

    4 ounces sugar (about half a cup)

    4 ounces yolk (about 7 large yolks)

    Combine milk, cream, and vanilla bean in a sauce pan and bring up the heat till just before it simmers; remove from heat and allow the bean to steep while you prepare an ice bath (a large bowl of ice, with a small bowl set in the ice, with a strainer set in the bowl—you'll be straining the hot sauce into the cold bowl to halt its cooking).

    Combine the eggs and sugar and whisk to combine (some people add the sugar to the cream which is fine, too).

    Scrape the vanilla beans out of the pod and into the cream (put the pod in some sugar for vanilla sugar).

    Bring the cream just  to a simmer, whisk some of it into the yolks to temper them, then add the remaining cream while whisking.  Pour it all back into the pot, strirring with a heatproof rubber spatula over medium heat until it's thick, a minute or 2 or more depending on your heat.  Don't boil it our you'll harden the egg.  Immediately strain the coats-the-back-of-a-spoon-thick sauce into the ice cold bowl and stir with the spatula till it's chilled. 

    The sauce can be used as is (over berries, a tart, a slice of chocolate cake), or it can be be frozen in your ice cream machine.  Same ingredients, but a little different preps, will give you creme patissiere and creme brulee.

    Does it sound complicated?  It's not.  If you're, organized the whole process takes about 12 minutes.  And it's sooo good, you'll want to stand at your kitchen counter with a spoon in your hand, sauce dripping down your chin, your fingers sticky and sweet.

    Yankee Stadium, here we come.

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    Montreal and New Orleans Midwestern French Fry Mashup at fRedhots and Fries in Illinois

    20090416-debrisfrites.jpgRegional delicacies suck. Not in taste, but precisely because their goodness rarely transcends geography. Whether it’s the water (New York pizza, Montreal bagels, Philly cheesesteak bread) or stubborn (but smart) non-franchising ingenuity (Chris Bianco’s pizzas, Doug Sohn’s sausages), the really good stuff makes you come to it. Rare is the reasonably good re-creation of a local food stuff star. Rarer yet, or maybe unprecedented, is the genius in which three great regional delicacies get mixed together and somehow come out better in a place in which none of those items is native.

    Until now.

    Somehow, Fred Markhoff of fRedhots and Fries, the goateed sausage king of Chicago’s Northwest suburbs, has stolen the best of New Orleans’ roast beef po-boys, Belgian frites, and Montreal’s poutine in creating his BBQ Debris Frites. The frites are crispy and dark brown, and while not simmered in horse fat (due, no doubt, to the local custom of frowning on the use of animals we tend to bet the superfecta on at Arlington Park more than we eat) are tasty enough on their own. But then the dude goes and throws the gravy-slathered remains of his lean, juicy, and incredibly well seasoned Italian beef roast, aka the "debris" (which I frankly prefer to the occasionally tougher cuts you find at Mother's in the Big Easy), and slathers it with a sweet spicy barbecue sauce. Put together, this concoction is on its way to being a singular legendary Chicago treat. The only way to make it more regional would be to throw some Wisconsin cheese curds on top. Of course, that wouldn’t be very local now, would it?

    Fredhots and Fries

    1707 Chestnut Avenue, Glenview IL 60025 (map)
    847-657-9200
    fredhots.com

    The Brooklyn Flea Returns This Saturday!

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    While we enjoyed The Brooklyn Flea's winter-friendly indoor DUMBO digs (which we just learned will be staying put as a permanent Sunday fixture), we have to admit that we're pretty excited for the Flea's glorious return to the outdoors starting this Saturday. Strolling on a pretty afternoon to Fort Greene's Bishop Loughlin High School was definitely a weekend highlight of our summer of 2008. Anyway, the weather on Saturday is supposed to be lovely, and we can't wait to check out all the new food vendors, the cherry blossoms, Racked.com's "curated corner," and we're looking forward to running into everyone we've ever met who lives in Brooklyn who will surely be stopping by on Saturday as well.

    Bill Clinton On The Invention Of Air

    A few weeks after the book tour for The Invention of Air started to wind down, I got an email from an old friend who had spent some time with Bill Clinton at Davos. It was a quick note to report that Clinton had apparently spontaneously brought up my book in conversation, and had said some nice things about it. 

    That was very cool to hear, obviously, but hearing it immediately introduced a whole new set of questions: how had he heard about the book? What exactly did he like about it? And was this news that I should post to the blog? What were the ethical standards for posting about someone’s private conversation with a public figure about your book? (I opted to wait until I had more material to report.)

    A week or two later a fellow author whom I had met during the tour wrote in to say that he’d attended a speech that Clinton gave in New York where he’d talked about the book a little. But apparently he had slightly mangled the title, calling Into Thin Air, the name of John Krakauer’s excellent, but not-at-all-about-Joseph-Priestley bestseller from a few years back.

    All this was extremely flattering, of course, but the name slip was slightly alarming. Was he using the wrong name at other occasions? Could we send out some signal to his people that Into Thin Air was a book about people dying on Mount Everest, not Enlightenment science? I imagined his audiences racing out to the bookstore to pick up that Priestley biography, sitting down to read, and after a few chapters saying: “You know, it’s a great book, but I wonder when he’s going to stop with all the mountain climbing.”

    And then Ron Hogan blogged from the American Association of Publishers conference that Clinton had spoken at some length about the book at his keynote there. And he’d referred to it as Into Thin Air yet again. This news was even more exciting, given the context of the speech, but surreal at the same time. It seemed uncannily like one of those slightly off-kilter celebrity dreams you (okay, I) have every now and then: “I had this crazy dream that Bill Clinton really liked my book and kept talking in public about it, but every time he did, he called it by the wrong name…”

    A few days later, my editor tracked down the transcript of the AAP speech. I think maybe it has been cleaned up slightly, because it doesn’t refer directly to the title of the book at all – he just refers to “Steven Johnson’s book about Joseph Priestley.” At any rate, I forgot all about the title slipup when I actually read through the text. It’s a great speech, and seems to have been delivered extemporaneously. (I’ve always thought that Clinton’s off-the-cuff skills actually exceeded Obama’s formidable skills with the teleprompter.) He talks about a thousand things, and has a very nice shout-out to Malcolm Gladwell’s Outliers, which he describes as his “favorite” Gladwell book. (How cool is Malcolm that he has Bill Clinton sitting around thinking, “Hmmm, do I like this one better than Blink?”) And then, near the very end, he turns to Invention of Air.

    I love so much about what he said, but the coolest thing by far was seeing how close and connecting a reader he was of my book. That was just immensely satisfying as an author. There’s more to say about his remarks, but I think it’s best to just quote the relevant passages (starting with two paragraphs from earlier in the speech for context) and leave it at that.

    I'm going to make this point later as I wrap up about the importance of books. But the things books do -- I would argue books are more important in the age of blog sites and tweaks and whatever else they call it -- I read a bunch of them -- because there's more information than ever before, but you can have all the facts in the world in your head. If you don't know how to organize and evaluate, construct an argument, get from A to Z, what you know in your head doesn't amount to a hill of beans.

    We need perspective and linear argument. That's why I think books are important…

    I spend all my time in the "how" business now. I predict to you that there will be a big demand in the future for books that deal not with how to become a millionaire in 36 days or two and a half hours. Not those. Serious "how" books. Books that answer the "how" question. How do you turn your good intentions into positive changes in other people's lives so that our common life is better for our children and grandchildren? The "how" question…

    All of you can answer a "how" question. I read Steven Johnson's fascinating book about Joseph Priestley and all the things going on in 18th-century science, and I realized while Priestley apparently wrongly gets credit for being the discoverer of oxygen, most school children do not know that he had the first experiment that showed us our symbiotic relationships on Planet Earth between animals and plants. And they breathe in what we breathe out and vice-versa.

    He found it out by accident. He was seeing how long animals could live in a vacuum glass that he covered them with, and he tried not to kill them. But when they collapsed, he'd take them out.

    He put the cover over a little plant and he expected that the animal would die more quickly, but in fact it lived longer because the plant was emitting more oxygen and therefore it wasn't used up as quick.

    And that explains why we probably should change our thinking about what to do about the carbon dioxide component of global warming. Almost all the debate today on carbon -- and I've been part of it -- is on the dilemma we face because the only known big storage site in the world where carbon won't come back and surface is in that vast stone cave off the North Sea where the Norwegians are pumping CO2.

    It's a dangerous operation but very well done. It's physically dangerous for the workers. There's enough space there with enough weight on rock that's hard enough, not permeable, to hold all of Europe's CO2 for a century. It's amazing.

    But it's just Europe. China and the U.S. are now the world's biggest emitters. They'd have to have elaborate pipelines going all over everywhere to take it there. We've been trying to find some sites. There's one in Pennsylvania that might work, believe it or not. Not that big. There's one in Western Australia. And there's one or two more, including one in the Atlantic nearer to the Netherlands but smaller than the one in Norway.

    Increasingly, people are saying, "Why don't we recreate Priestley's experiment on a vast scale?"

    One person proposes to build huge glass towers next to coal-fired plants and fill them with algae and just hook up the CO2 emissions and plow them into the plant; let the algae absorb the CO2, in sunlight conditions -- they have to be in sun, I don't want to get into weeds.

    There's one place where people are growing bio material in the dark, but it's messy. You have to do it in the sunlight, and when the algae breathes, you release the oxygen in the air.

    Obviously there are problems with scale here. And we may have a planet covered in algae unless we prepare to use it in biofuels or otherwise some constructive way.

    The point I'm making is, you wouldn't even think about that if you never read a book; if you had no sense of history; if you were under the illusion that because you were on the Internet everything about you was new and everything was special and all that mattered was what you blurted out in the moment that was on your mind…

    Okay, Maybe a Little Genius ...

    TPM Reader MH on Franken ...

    I think you can't say that Franken's only genius in the recount was being ahead. Almost equally as passive, Obama-like even, was the genius of his staying out of the way while the Minnisota election process worked. I've watched the coverage fairly closely and my impression has been that Franken did a remarkable job of appearing humble and patient in the midst of maddening conditions. While Coleman pushed and struggled and insulted the system, Franken seemed to let it run its course. I do think he deserves credit for that.

    No Drama Franken?



    Microcosm Tour

    2009tour_lg.jpgA bunch of our friends are heading out on the Microcosm tour for the next month. Check them out in your town:

    Microcosm Tour 2009

    Who's on tour:
    Shelley Jackson (Chainbreaker)
    John Isaacson (DIY Screenprinting)
    Joshua Ploeg/Plague (In Search of the Lost Taste)
    Moe Bowstern (Xtra Tuf zine)

    Dates:
    apr 15 columbus - The Legion of Doom, 7 PM, 1579 Indianola
    apr 16 pittsburgh - Carnegie Library, 6 PM
    apr 17 Bard College - Root Cellar Infoshop, 7 PM
    apr 18 buffalo - Sugar City, 19 Wadsworth St., 2 PM
    apr 19 syracuse - Westcott Community Center, 4 PM
    apr 20 albany - SUNY college, Humanities building of the Uptown SUNY Campus (rooms 116, 122, and 123), 7:30 PM
    apr 21 providence - as220 w/ Screaming Females 10 PM
    apr 22 new haven - Elm City Infoshop, 7 PM, 810 State St
    apr 23 new york city - Bluestockings, 172 Allen St., 7 PM
    apr 24 Brooklyn, NY - Surreal Estate, 15 Thames St., 7 PM
    apr 25 philadelphia - Borrowed Time, 6:30 PM, 1202 s 46th street (near kingsessing)
    apr 26 baltimore - Atomic Books
    apr 27 dc - American University w/ Derrick Jensen
    apr 28 richmond - Gallery 5, $3
    apr 29 harrisonburg, VA - Clementine, 7 PM, 153 s main st, 22801 / 540.801.8881
    apr 30 norfolk, va - Offbase, 2501 Fawn St.
    may 1 Durham, NC - Bull City Headquarters, 7 PM
    may 2 columbia, sc - help!
    may 3 savannah, ga - The Pony Pen, 650 East 36th St, 7 PM, $3-5
    may 4 atlanta - Central Library, 11 AM
    may 5 knoxville - Birdhouse, 5 PM, 800 N. 4th Ave
    may 7 murfeesboro, TN - Linebaugh Public Library, 6 PM, 105 W. Vine St.
    may 8 nashville, TN - Firebrand Infoshop, 7 PM, 1318 Little Hamilton Ave
    may 9 louisville - Skull Alley, 1017 East Broadway

    Shelley Jackson (Chainbreaker) - The first time I visited New Orleans, I knew no one except for a polite GK Darby who kept insisting that I should come. Shelley offered to put up two strangers in her cute little shotgun home and we became closer over years. She's been a bike mechanic for longer than I've known her and wrote down her thoughts on the matter with her friend Ethan in her Chainbreaker book. She's going to teach you how to fix yer bike.

    John Isaacson (DIY Screenprinting) - If there were awards for niceness, John would be in the top 3. He teaches writing programs when he's not busy teaching silkscreening workshops. He'll be bringing his skills and knowledge to your town and showing even the experts a thing or two.

    Joshua Ploeg/Plague (In Search of the Lost Taste) - I think it's really important to take what we learned from punk and apply it to things other than just music. Joshua was the singer for Behead the Prophet, Lords of Lightspeed, and Mulkiteo Faeries and took what he learned there to become the world's ultimate DIY touring vegan chef! He also makes the best food I've ever tasted. Not exaggerating. Ask your friends.

    Moe Bowstern (Xtra Tuf zine) - a woman who has fished commercially for twenty years (and a real sweet heart, as well)! She'll teach you sea songs, knot tying, and read you some entertaining stories. One of the best performers I've ever met.

    April 15, 2009

    New York City's Administrative Code Book as Infographics

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    The Street Vendor Project, in conjunction with The Center for Urban Pedagogy (CUP) and designer Candy Chang, has put together an informative and visionary guide about vendor regulations, rights, history and what a more just system would look like.

    According to a story in the New York Times, for many (foreign) street vendors, understanding the regulations that govern their trade is a really difficult prospect. Instead, the group attempted to design a brochure that uses as little language as possible to spell out the most critical pieces of the city's administrative code book. This graphical poster is the 3rd in a series of similar handbooks published by Street Vendor. The others are a guide to Social Security and a map of cargo shipping networks in North America.

    A sample of this code-book-as-infographics can be found here [streetvendor.org, PDF]. Which brings me to the question: are such infographics really "universally" compelling, engaging and understandable?

    Thnkx chino.

    Another Disconcerting Moment

    One of the nice perks of running a successful publication is that people are constantly sending you free books or, as they're called, 'review copies'. For my own personal reading I'm usually not that interested in political books. But when I came back into work today I'd received a copy -- not sure why precisely -- of Adrian Goldsworthy's How Rome Fell. It's the kind of book I'd like to read. And especially now because I just came off reading The Ruin of the Roman Empire by James J. O'Donnell, which I found a touch weirdly written and a bit under-edited but also engrossing, with a reasonably persuasive argument about Justinian's key and under-appreciated role in triggering the collapse of the Roman world through a combination of religious persecution and foreign policy adventurism.

    But all that aside, I've got this great book in front of me -- who knows about the content but great in terms of all the cool aesthetics of a fine clothbound book.

    But, honestly, I'd rather download it on my Kindle.

    I'm hooked. Ruined.

    Late Update: Foiled! It's not available on Kindle. WTF ...



    Yankee Stadium Home Opener

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    More Than Half of Americans Using Internet for Political News and Activities

    By Jose Antonio Vargas For the first time, more than a half the country's voting-age population used the Internet to get political news or get involved in the political process in 2008. A report released today by the Pew Internet & American Life Project, based on a survey of 2,254 adults interviewed, confirms what's more than apparent to the online masses: The Web is changing our political life. And it's not just affecting how people consume political information -- it's also impacting how they interact with the political process. The report signals the undeniable emergence of what Lee Rainie, Pew Internet's director, called a growing "participatory class" in an interview days before the November election. Among some key findings, the report said: 45 percent of wired Americans watched political-related videos online, with nearly half of all 18 to 29 years olds (Internet users and non-users alike) having watched online political


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    Celebrating Flickr’s 5th birthday


    So much so fast

    Come join Team Flickr as we (somewhat belatedly) celebrate Flickr’s 5th birthday.

    If you’re in or around San Franciso on Saturday May, 9th, we’ll be gathering at 111 Minna Gallery between 4 - 8pm. Please RSVP here — we wouldn’t want to run out of cupcakes.

    And, whether your near or far, we hope you’ll share a photo that we can project at the event. More about that in the Flickr 5.25 Group.

    Photo from our birthday last year from monkeywobble.

    Reconciling Bicameral Perl with Library Paths

    I promised to offer two partial solutions to the gap between "Stable at all costs" Perl and "Please join us in the 20th century" Perl in The Two Worlds of Perl Deployment. The first solution already exists, technically. I haven't see anyone take advantage of it yet.

    First, please read Jess Robinson's The two aspects of Perl for a different explanation of the same problem. (I should have linked this from the first article, because it helped me crystallize my thoughts.)

    Localizing Change

    One of the most persistent lessons of language design I've learned from Perl 5 is to avoid change-at-a-distance. Magical global variables are troublesome in Perl 5 -- not primarily because they can be difficult to read and remember unless you use them all the time, but because they're global to your process. One of my favorite features of Perl 6 that people will notice only in the absence of problems is that many of the lovely and useful features of Perl 5 are still present but now have proper lexical scoping. Autoflush is now a property of output filehandles. So is the input record separator.

    The principle of localizing change applies also to Perl installations. The Mac OS X Perl upgrade problem comes from two different packaging systems trying to manage the same files. Similar problems come from upgrading other core modules, such as Scalar::Util.

    Localizing Libraries

    While the right long-term solution is Hanging the Core out to DRY and removing everything from the core, a simpler short-term solution exists and works today.

    Perl 5 allows you to specify alternate installation paths for Perl libraries -- including core libraries. This is useful for installing CPAN modules locally when you don't have root permissions on a box. You can specify additional directories on the command line with the -I flag, add directories to the PERL5LIB environment variable, add code to the sitecustomize.pl flag (see the sitelib member of the Config module, or add use lib 'foo'; lines to a program.

    OS vendors who package and distribute Perl and use it for core utilities should install their core libraries in a specific directory accessible only by their core utilities and they should configure Perl to install modules from the CPAN in another directory where their utilities do not look.

    That is, if you distribute Perl as part of an OS or distribution, and you distribute Perl utilities which the system needs to function, you must pay attention to specific library versions and ensure that the proper library versions are available, even if users install newer versions from the CPAN.

    Allowing users to install new versions which overwrite old version which an OS version might downgrade or sidegrade invites the type of trouble Apple users have seen lately.

    This is merely a configuration problem, though the Perl 5 Porters should provide a simple guide for packagers which explains the solutions. (Note that pumpking Nicholas Clark has worked on reordering Perl 5's library search order to ameliorate some problems here.)

    Similarly, admins and other Perl users who wish to enforce stability should consider segregating library paths for individual applications as necessary. A little bit of disk space is a cheap way to reduce unintentional collisions.

    Sweet Juniper's photos of an abandoned Detroit block

    every entry on his site is magic, including his TIME tour, abandoned zoo, stealing books, and thoughts on scrappers [via

    Man on Wire 2: Electric Boogaloo

    Philippe Petit, the crazy bastard who walked a tightrope between the two towers of the World Trade Center, will perform a high-wire walk somewhere in midtown Manhattan this fall autumn.

    It will be high, it will be long, and it will be outdoors in a very recognizable location that he does not want revealed quite yet -- arrangements are not final.

    Also, the New Yorker has a story in this week's issue (subscribers only) about Alain Robert, another Frenchman with a thing for tall buildings.

    Robert is a vertical tourist. He has traversed the planet on a dogged, gutsy tour of the world's high-rises and, then, its jail cells and holding pens. Of the world's ten tallest buildings, he has climbed five. Most of the remaining half are in China, which he has been banned from entering since 2007, when he climbed the Jin Mao Tower.

    Tags: alainrobert  manonwire  nyc  philippepetit 

    'SF Chronicle' Columnist Defends Foie Gras

    bug-qb-goose.jpgIn wake of recent foie gras debates in San Francisco, Caille Millner says, "Perhaps that's why Supervisor Ross Mirkarimi, the bill's sponsor, didn't call me back—what can he say, really? That the world is a better place because San Francisco's offering a pat on the back to restaurants who stop serving foie gras? That keeping foodies from having too much happiness is a positive development? That it's OK to kill the ducks for their meat, but not their liver?"

    Wes Anderson, annotated

    Matt Zoller Seitz has completed his five-part look at Wes Anderson's influences.

    Part 1: Bill Melendez, Orson Welles, and Francois Truffaut
    Part 2: Martin Scorsese, Richard Lester, and Mike Nichols
    Part 3: Hal Ashby
    Part 4: J.D. Salinger
    Part 5: The Royal Tenenbaums, annotated

    Seek out the video links in the right sidebar; they're better than just reading the text. From the Salinger segment:

    Detractors say Anderson's dense production design (courtesy of regular collaborator David Wasco) overwhelms his stories and characters. This complaint presumes that in real life our grooming and style choices aren't a kind of uniform -- visual shorthand for who we are or who we want others to think we are. This is a key strength of both Anderson and Salinger's work. Both artists have a knack for what might be called "material synecdoche" -- showcasing objects, locations, or articles of clothing that define whole personalities, relationships, or conflicts.

    The fifth part, where Seitz annotates the beginning segment of The Royal Tenenbaums with text, images, and video, is particularly fun to watch.

    Tags: mattzollerseitz  movies  video  wesanderson 

    The death of a block

    Jim Griffioen took photos of every house on a block in Detroit where most of the houses are abandoned and stitched them into panoramas.

    If you were to compare the current international housing crisis to a black hole sucking the equity out of our homes, this one-way street near the northern border of Detroit might just be the singularity: the point where the density of the problem defies anyone's ability to comprehend it. These homes started emptying in 2006.

    (via greg.org)

    Tags: detroit  photography  realestate 

    April in Maine

    by May Sarton

    The days are cold and brown,
    Brown fields, no sign of green,
    Brown twigs, not even swelling,
    And dirty snow in the woods.

    But as the dark flows in
    The tree frogs begin
    Their shrill sweet singing,
    And we lie on our beds
    Through the ecstatic night,
    Wide awake, cracked open.

    There will be no going back.

    Art of Two Germanys, Cold War Cultures

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    A remarkable exhibition at LACMA in Los Angeles traces the paths followed by a Germany split in two after World War II. Each side developed distinctive versions of modern and postmodern art--at times in accord with their political cultures, at other times in opposition to them. I knew i would get a powerful lesson of history but i was not expecting the show to be so overwhelmingly good continue

    How to decrease InnoDB shutdown times

    Sometimes a MySQL server running InnoDB takes a long time to shut down. The usual culprit is flushing dirty pages from the buffer pool. These are pages that have been modified in memory, but not on disk.

    If you kill the server before it finishes this process, it will just go through the recovery phase on startup, which can be even slower in stock InnoDB than the shutdown process, for a variety of reasons.

    One way to decrease the shutdown time is to pre-flush the dirty pages, like this:

    CODE:
    1. mysql> set global innodb_max_dirty_pages_pct = 0;

    Now run the following command:

    CODE:
    1. $ mysqladmin ext -i10 | grep dirty
    2. | Innodb_buffer_pool_pages_dirty    | 1823484        |
    3. | Innodb_buffer_pool_pages_dirty    | 1821293        |
    4. | Innodb_buffer_pool_pages_dirty    | 1818938        |

    And wait until it approaches zero. (If the server is being actively used, it won't get to zero.)

    Once it's pretty low, you can perform the shutdown and there'll be a lot less unfinished work to do, so the server should shut down more quickly.


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    Go Ahead, Steal Me

    Author Jonathan Lethem sold movie rights to two of his books which never got made. Disappointed, he started the Promiscuous Materials Project where he publishes short stories online and invites filmmakers and playwrights to adapt them. He asks for only a $1 fee and that he get credit as author of the source material. It’s gotten results too; Filmmakers are now at work on adaptations of his stories. Smart move by Lethem to realize letting go of his copyrights is smarter than protecting them at all costs. If a movie or play based on his material takes off, so will his book sales.

    More Amazon’s Gay Glitch

    Amazon.com apologized Monday for an “embarrassing and ham-fisted cataloging error” that led to the sales ranking being removed from tens of thousands of books. You remember the shit storm that’s been raining down since Sunday, 57,310 books in categories ranging from gay and lesbian literature to health and erotica had their rankings removed. “It isn’t fair to say that Amazon is actually censoring books the AP reported, but you can’t help draw the parallels, simply because the same kinds of books are involved,” said Deborah Caldwell-Stone, deputy director of the library association’s intellectual freedom office. Gore Vidal whose “The City and the Pillar” had been affected, had this to say;

    “What kind of a childish game is this?” Vidal said Monday. “Why don’t they just burn the books? They’d be better off and it’s very visual on television.”

    Conspiracy theories abound, an evil Hacker, sprinkles from Homer Simpson’s donut, and now it seems plausible that we can all rest easy and blame the French.

    America’s Big Fat Road Problem

    America has a fat problem. You knew that, right? But it's not just the people who are fat. It's the roads.

    That's the subject of a very insightful post from Streetsblog Network member Tom Vanderbilt, author of the book Traffic and keeper of the blog How We Drive. He makes the connection between the two kinds of fat -- on our bellies and on our streets and highways -- citing the work of Brian Wansink, an expert on consumer behavior and the human reaction to food who has made a particular study of ever-increasing portion size in the American diet:

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    Wansink suggests the larger the portion size, the less accurate the estimation of calories consumed becomes.

    What does this have to do with the road? There is an interesting story in how the rise in portion size -- often associated (as Wansink notes) with fast-food restaurants -- historically tracks the huge increase in miles traveled (183% growth in per-person miles from 1969 to 2000, a period in which the number of persons itself increased only 41%), which itself is associated with the rise of those same restaurants; not to mention the much-debated work linking obesity to density and travel modes.

    But I had a different comparison in mind: The way the size of our roads affects our behavior in “consuming” them as drivers. This was brought home to me again in a recent video made by a group called Park Slope Neighbors, which is working to reduce the size of streets like Brooklyn’s Prospect Park West (a five-lane thoroughfare, two lanes of which are dedicated to parking). As the video below shows, the speeds on the street are routinely in excess of the 30 MPH limit...

    One of the recommendations for Prospect Park West is to put it on a “road diet,” a deeply suggestive phrase in light of Wansink’s research. A separated bike lane would be a great place to start -- and would reduce the frequent cases of cyclists using the adjacent sidewalk. But something has to be done to change the context of the street. Underutilized by cars much of the time, it is an inefficient use of urban space, and its capaciousness sends a set of powerful signals to the driver, more powerful than whatever speed limit signs may be present. It represents, to paraphrase Wansink, “mindless speeding.” People drive fast because it feels like they should. They see a wide road, and don’t give themselves much time to see anything else.

    Vanderbilt argues that signs telling people to slow down, PSAs about the dangers of speeding and even police enforcement of speed limits can't do what road diets can. Just the way all the calorie-count posters in the world can't stop us from finishing a big bowl of ice cream when it's put in front of us. Check out this related post from St. Louis Urban Workshop. Interesting stuff.

    Other interesting stuff from the network: Hub and Spokes is talking about "the fight of a generation" for transit advocates, EcoVelo links to a cool video showing the reasoning behind "Idaho stops" for bicycles, and Carfree USA links to a Wall Street Journal article that wonders if Americans are changing their gas-guzzling ways for good.

    Today’s Headlines

    • Exxon: America's Thirst for Gasoline Has Peaked (WSJ)
    • Tax Revenues for MTA Continue to Plummet (NY1)
    • Advocates Take Transit Rescue Campaign to State Senators' Home Districts (News, Post)
    • DOT to Close Two Prospect Park Car Exits (Bklyn Paper)
    • Believe It or Not, Internal Affairs' Parking Unit Unpopular With Rest of NYPD (News)
    • Car-Free Streets Coming Back This Summer (News)
    • The Bike Commute Benefit: At Least It's a Good Symbol (City Room)
    • Midwest Govs Ask for $3.5B in High-Speed Rail Stim Funds (Transport Politic via Streetsblog.net)
    • Tufts Researchers Study Health Risks of Living Near Freeways (Globe via Planetizen)
    • LA Mulls Privatization of Street Parking (Streetsblog LA)

    Most multi-hit games, first 8 games of the season

    There is a changing of the guard in Boston. Manny is gone and David Ortiz has hit poorly for more than half a season (hopefully due to nagging injuries that will heal.) Pedroia, Youkilis, and Bay are the new men in town.

    Last night, Kevin Youkilis had his 7th multi-hit game of the season, putting him on this short list:

                       Year Games Link to Individual Games
    +-----------------+----+-----+-------------------------+
     Barry Larkin      1990     8 Ind. Games
     Kevin Youkilis    2009     7 Ind. Games
     Bobby Murcer      1969     7 Ind. Games
     Garry Maddox      1973     7 Ind. Games
     Ray Knight        1987     7 Ind. Games
     Bob Allison       1960     7 Ind. Games
     Hank Aaron        1959     7 Ind. Games
    

    These are the most multi-hit games in a team’s first 8 games of the season, going back to 1954. Only Barry Larkin had 2 or more hits in all 8 games, coming in 1990, the year the Reds won the World Series.

    This is a recurring theme with Youkilis–it’s not the first post I’ve written about his multi-hit games. The guy is, as advertised way back in Moneyball, an on-base machine.

    A couple of side notes. I, like many of you I’m sure, was terribly saddened by the death of Harry Kalas. I recounted the story of the day I met Mr. Kalas on my blog over here. Also on that blog, I’m running a weekly contest about predicting winning pitchers and home run hitters in certain games. You can enter this week’s contest right here. There are prizes!

    Cooking with a Friend: Cassoulet and Kale Chips

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    "I don't like artichokes," J. said while we were menu planning. "I can't stand the mayonnaise," she said, making a disgusted face. "We don't have to eat them with mayo!" I replied. It was at this point that J. fessed up that she had never eaten actually eaten an artichoke, having eschewed them because of the default condiment. I made a mental note to buy them at the market, and attempt to show her the way of the non-mayo artichoke.

    A month into cooking together, we are falling into a happy pattern of preparing meals. There's a lot less discussion about where to find a measuring cup or which pan to use, and a lot more social catching up and chit-chatting about the week's events.

    This week, we didn't have time to cook over the weekend so did most of our cooking on Monday night. We kept our menu slightly abbreviated so that we weren't overextended ourselves on a work night, and the menu came together nicely.

    We had decided to cook a cassoulet recipe from Cooking Light magazine that looked decent. While it's not completely authentic, I was very happy with how this lightened up version turned out. In a departure from our usual plan to cook everything together on one night, I actually prepped and cooked the cassoulet over the weekend. And thank goodness I did —while our cooking time on Monday night took a slim 2.5 hours, making the cassoulet required about 4 hours of cooking time on Sunday.

    A friend brought me a bite of homemade kale chips a couple weeks ago, and they were a revelation. I tossed the dry kale with olive oil and Maldon salt and baked them in the oven to create a chip-like snack that I think I could eat in one sitting. J. was pleased with them too, and I think they will be on our menu on a regular basis.

    Despite our attempt to slim down the menu, we will still be freezing some items from the week. Half of the cassoulet went into the freezer (along with a nice-sized container of duck fat), as did a small amount of rice. J. took home her half of the dishes, though I didn't allow her to take any artichokes—I left her with a promise of prepping them for her later in the week so that she can (hopefully) learn to love them as much as I do.

    Final Menu, Week 4

    Cost: $34 each.

    About the author: Jennifer Maiser writes about locally and sustainably grown food. She is the founder and editor of the Eat Local Challenge website and writes at Life Begins at 30, her personal weblog.

    The curious case of Goldman's disappearing December

    As far as its financial statements are concerned, Goldman Sachs's 2008 ended in November. Its 2009 began in January. In between was possibly the worst month in its history.

    Heidi Moore is charitable:

    The move effectively eliminated a very ugly month from Goldman’s official annual financial results for both 2008 and 2009, although that was likely not the bank’s intent.

    John Hempton is less so:

    Am I surprised that Goldies had an “orphan month” and stuffed the bad news in it? No. If you were – then obviously you are new to investment banking.

    I suspect that when it comes to bonus time at Goldman, December 2008 will never matter. The 2008 bonuses will be paid based on the 2008 fiscal year, while the 2009 bonuses will be paid based on the 2009 fiscal year. And those $1.3 billion of losses in December — losses which will never show up in any annual report — will be conveniently ignored by the compensation honchos.

    Attention Eliot Spitzer: just when you think things can't get any more shameless, they do. Your hopes that stakeholders will finally start throwing their weight around when it comes to compensation will never come to pass.

    April 14, 2009

    Away

    For the last four years or so, I've tried to take one week off a year, with my family and away from work -- to take a vacation, which I'm told is a good thing, but also to detox from TPM. Only I've never really been able to do it. More generously, you could say the staff wasn't big enough for me to feel we'd have everything covered; less generously, my obsessiveness just wouldn't let me let go.

    One particularly egregious example -- and don't write in to tell me it's egregious, since I know it's egregious -- was back in 2005 on my honeymoon in Mexico. This was right when we were getting TPMCafe off the ground. Only our site design consultant was completely behind schedule getting the site ready for launch. So I found myself sneaking off in odd moments to the computer room at the place we were staying at to get updates on what the hell was happening and to try to apply whatever pressure I could from a couple thousand miles away.

    Anyway, this is all a way of getting to the fact that this time I was finally about to do it in spades. I was away for ten days. I didn't look at any work email. And I went days at a time without even looking at the site, which was both weird and deeply liberating. But stepping back from the daily grind of editing the site has allowed me to do what I hoped it would do which is to clarify key points in my mind about the editorial direction of the site.

    Nothing earth-shattering, more a matter of focus and clarity and zeroing in on what's critical about what I want us to be doing, which is something that can get fuzzy and imprecise when so much of my time is spent running TPM as a business as much as I'm running it as an editor.

    More to come on this front.

    Finally, on a personal note, I've got a big backlog of emails that have piled up over the last ten days, most of which I'm only seeing now. I'll try to have them all responded to tomorrow. But please give me at least through tomorrow to get replies off to all of them.



    Simple

    It's nice to be back.



    New iPhone OS 3.0 beta hits the dev center

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    But you knew this, right? Fire up your downloaders, another update from Apple means the digging has already begun for a) new features or updates, b) hints for a new iPhone.

    Thanks to everyone who sent this in! I'd like to note that we broke this via our Twitter feed several hours ago. Even if you don't "do" the Twitter dance, it's a good way to catch breaking news.

    TUAWNew iPhone OS 3.0 beta hits the dev center originally appeared on The Unofficial Apple Weblog (TUAW) on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:30:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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    In Memoriam: Franklin Rosemont

    Sad news from Chicago. Franklin Rosemont passed away this week and will be greatly missed. His profound legacy as an artist, activist, historian, IWW scholar, and co-editor of the Charles H. Kerr Press is described well by Kate Khatib in an obituary that appeared on the InterActivist Info Exchange.

    Franklin Rosemont RIP April 12th, 2009
    Kate Khatib

    "Franklin Rosemont, celebrated poet, artist, historian, street speaker, and surrealist activist, died Sunday, April 12 in Chicago. He was 65 years old. With his partner and comrade, Penelope Rosemont, and lifelong friend Paul Garon, he co-founded the Chicago Surrealist Group, an enduring and adventuresome collection of characters that would make the city a center for the reemergence of that movement of artistic and political revolt. Over the course of the following four decades, Franklin and his Chicago comrades produced a body of work, of declarations, manifestos, poetry, collage, hidden histories, and other interventions that has, without doubt, inspired an entirely new generation of revolution in the service of the marvelous.

    Franklin Rosemont was born in Chicago on October 2, 1943 to two of the area’s more significant rank-and-file labor activists, the printer Henry Rosemont and the jazz musician Sally Rosemont. Dropping out of Maywood schools after his third year of high school (and instead spending countless hours in the Art Institute of Chicago’s library learning about surrealism), he managed nonetheless to enter Roosevelt University in 1962. Already radicalized through family tradition, and his own investigation of political comics, the Freedom Rides, and the Cuban Revolution, Franklin was immediately drawn into the stormy student movement at Roosevelt.

    Looking back on those days, Franklin would tell anyone who asked that he had “majored in St. Clair Drake” at Roosevelt. Under the mentorship of the great African American scholar, he began to explore much wider worlds of the urban experience, of racial politics, and of historical scholarship—all concerns that would remain central for him throughout the rest of his life. He also continued his investigations into surrealism, and soon, with Penelope, he traveled to Paris in the winter of 1965 where he found André Breton and the remaining members of the Paris Surrealist Group. The Parisians were just as taken with the young Americans as Franklin and Penelope were with them, as it turned out, and their encounter that summer was a turning point in the lives of both Rosemonts. With the support of the Paris group, they returned to the United States later that year and founded America’s first and most enduring indigenous surrealist group, characterized by close study and passionate activity and dedicated equally to artistic production and political organizing. When Breton died in 1966, Franklin worked with his wife, Elisa, to put together the first collection of André’s writings in English.

    Active in the 1960s with the Industrial Workers of the World (IWW), the Rebel Worker group, the Solidarity Bookshop and Students for a Democratic Society, Franklin helped to lead an IWW strike of blueberry pickers in Michigan in 1964, and put his considerable talents as a propagandist and pamphleteer to work producing posters, flyers, newspapers, and broadsheets on the SDS printing press. A long and fruitful collaboration with Paul Buhle began in 1970 with a special surrealist issue of Radical America. Lavish, funny, and barbed issues of Arsenal/Surrealist Subversion and special issues of Cultural Correspondence were to follow.

    The smashing success of the 1968 World Surrealist Exhibition at Gallery Bugs Bunny in Chicago announced the ability of the American group to make a huge cultural impact without ceasing to be critics of the frozen mainstreams of art and politics. The Rosemonts soon became leading figures in the reorganization of the nation’s oldest labor press, Charles H. Kerr Company. Under the mantle of the Kerr Company and its surrealist imprint Black Swan Editions, Franklin edited and printed the work of some of the most important figures in the development of the political left: C.L.R. James, Marty Glaberman, Benjamin Péret and Jacques Vaché, T-Bone Slim, Mother Jones, Lucy Parsons, and, in a new book released just days before Franklin’s death, Carl Sandburg. In later years, he created and edited the Surrealist Histories series at the University of Texas Press, in addition to continuing his work with Kerr Co. and Black Swan.

    A friend and valued colleague of such figures as Studs Terkel, Mary Low, the poets Philip Lamantia, Diane di Prima, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, and Dennis Brutus, the painter Lenora Carrington, and the historians Paul Buhle, David Roediger, John Bracey, and Robin D.G. Kelley, Rosemont’s own artistic and creative work was almost impossibly varied in inspirations and results. Without ever holding a university post, he wrote or edited more than a score of books while acting as a great resource for a host of other writers.

    He became perhaps the most productive scholar of labor and the left in the United States. His spectacular study, Joe Hill: The I.W.W. and the Making of a Revolutionary Workingclass Counterculture, began as a slim projected volume of that revolutionary martyr’s rediscovered cartoons and grew to giant volume providing our best guide to what the early twentieth century radical movement was like and what radical history might do. His coedited volume Haymarket Scrapbook stands as the most beautifully illustrated labor history publication of the recent past. Indispensable compendiums like The Big Red Songbook, What is Surrealism?, Menagerie in Revolt, and the forthcoming Black Surrealism are there to ensure that the legacy of the movements that inspired him continue to inspire young radicals for generations to come. In none of this did Rosemont separate scholarship from art, or art from revolt. His books of poetry include Morning of the Machine Gun, Lamps Hurled at the Stunning Algebra of Ants, The Apple of the Automatic Zebra’s Eye and Penelope. His marvelous fierce, whimsical and funny artwork—to which he contributed a new piece every day—graced countless surrealist publications and exhibitions.

    Indeed, between the history he himself helped create and the history he helped uncover, Franklin was never without a story to tell or a book to write—about the IWW, SDS, Hobohemia in Chicago, the Rebel Worker, about the past 100 years or so of radical publishing in the US, or about the international network of Surrealists who seemed to always be passing through the Rosemonts’ Rogers Park home. As engaged with and excited by new surrealist and radical endeavors as he was with historical ones, Franklin was always at work responding to queries from a new generation of radicals and surrealists, and was a generous and rigorous interlocutor. In every new project, every revolt against misery, with which he came into contact, Franklin recognized the glimmers of the free and unfettered imagination, and lent his own boundless creativity to each and every struggle around him, inspiring, sustaining, and teaching the next generation of surrealists worldwide."

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    Dinghies Clustered Around Dock

    Alex MacLean

    By Alex MacLean. (via year in pictures)

    Tags: alexmaclean  photography 

    P2: The New Prologue Theme


    Over a year ago we released the original Prologue theme for WordPress, which we used internally at Automattic for group communication.

    We are now happy to announced the update to Prologue with a new name, P2. This new theme is perfect for group collaboration and communication. It’s especially handy for communication which you want to keep private - as many are using P2 as a private “group Twitter”. The instant notifications also make this theme ideal for live blogging.

    Here’s the overview of what’s new in P2:

    • Threaded comment display on the front page.
    • In-line editing for posts and comments.
    • Live tag suggestion based on previously used tags.
    • A show/hide feature for comments, to keep things tidy.
    • Real-time notifications when a new comment or update is posted. (If you have a Mac, you know what we mean when we say it’s Growl-like.)
    • Super-handy keyboard shortcuts: c to compose a new post; j to go to the next item; k to go to the previous item; r to reply; e to edit; o to show and hide comments; t to go to the top; esc to cancel.
    • Helvetica Neue for you modern font lovers.
    • Plus more to come! Keep an eye on the news blog for updates.

    And as always, there’s:

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    The Royal Tenenbaums and Infinite Jest

    [Ed note: This is a piece by Matt Bucher, written a few years ago for the now-defunct andbutso.com. Reprinted with permission.]

    The Royal Tenenbaums (RT) opens with a shot of a book, titled The Royal Tenenbaums, and immediately a narrator (Alec Baldwin) begins to read the opening paragraph of the book. Throughout the film, we are led to believe that this narrator is reading us the story of the book The Royal Tenenbaums. While that prose-form screenplay serves as the narration, I believe that another book, Infinite Jest (IJ), manages to influence the film in a number of general and specific parallels. In no way could I substantiate the claim that Wes Anderson and Owen Wilson have read Infinite Jest or that they are in any way aware of the specific connections between their film and Wallace's book (or even that Anderson and Wilson are the exclusive authors of the RT screenplay). {However, Anderson and Wilson are natives of Austin, TX and DFW wrote in a postcard to Rachel Andre [2001] that he loves Austin -- "especially the bat caves at sunset".} Taken piece-by-piece, it seems clear that any correlation between IJ and RT is coincidental at best. However, considered as a whole, the resemblances between the two reach the heights of the uncanny.

    Rather than provide a close reading of all 1,079 pages of Infinite Jest, I will look here only at those sections pertaining to the mirror-image of the Tenenbaum family, mostly the Incandenza family.

    "The Royal Tenenbaums" is the story of a family, and, as the movie opens, we are introduced to its members. The children -- all prodigies in their own right -- are Margot, the adopted, but award-winning playwright; Richie, the tennis champion; and Chas, the real-estate and business tycoon. The patriarch of the family, Royal, and his wife, Etheline, separated immediately after the children were born and two decades of betrayal, deceit, and failure, erased the brilliance of the young Tenenbaums.

    In IJ, the parallel family of the Tenenbaums is the Incandenzas. When we meet the Incandenza family we learn matriarch and patriarch are no longer married, but unlike Royal and Etheline, who split for obvious personality differences, James O. Incandenza (JOI) and Avril M. Incandenza (AMI) are no longer married because JOI is dead. Like the Tenenbaums, the Incandenzas produced three offspring: Orin, the womanizing tennis-prodigy turned football punter; Hal, eidetic tennis prodigy; and Mario, kind-hearted, bradykinetic, homodontic dwarf. There are qualities of each Incandenza that correspond to qualities and traits found in the Tenenbaums, but also the correspondence falls outside of the two families to the extended families of in-laws and friends (Eli Cash, Dudley, Raleigh St. Claire, Pagoda, etc.). Here is a quick run-down.

    Marlon Bain is a regular fixture at the Incandenza residence as a child, just as Eli Cash, as a child, is a regular fixture at the Tenenbaum residence. Eli admits that he always wanted to be a Tenenbaum, but one gets the feeling that Marlon Bain got away from the Incandenzas as soon as possible. Eli sleeps with Margot (Richie's sister and object of Richie's affections), but in IJ, Orin sleeps with Bain's sister (without there being any apparent affection involved -- witnessed by Orin's classification of her as just another "Subject"). Eli is eccentric at the very least, but Bain suffered from "the kind of OCD you need treatment for" (similar to Avril's compulsions).

    Margot Tenenbaum loses a finger to an axe, just as Trevor Axford loses a finger (or two) to a fireworks incident.

    Margot Tenenbaum is a long-term smoker, who hides this from everyone, just as Hal Incandenza is a regular pot smoker who hides this fact from almost everyone.

    Richie Tenenbaum is a tennis prodigy, just as Hal and Orin Incandenza were; and Richie's on-court breakdown could be compared to Hal's near loss to Stice or Pemulis's dosing of his opponent or pretty much any other breakdown in the book.

    One child in each family produces a drama: Margot Tenenbaum and Mario Incandenza.

    The suicide attempt of Richie Tenenbaum seems reminiscent of Joelle Van Dyne's, as both take place alone in a bathroom.

    Both JOI and Royal Tenenbaum have rival suitors (Tavis, for one, and Mr. Henry for Etheline) and both patriarchs die in the course of the book / movie.

    Eli Cash is a drug addict of the highest type, much like Gately, Hal, and the varied addicts of IJ. Eli is nonchalant about his drug use, but also feels the need to hide it from those closest to him.

    The Incandenzas have a dog loved primarily by a family member (S. Johnson and Avril) as do the Tenenbaums (Buckley by Ari and Uzi). Both dogs die.

    Chas subjects Ari and Uzi to Schtitt-like physical-education routines. The sight of Ari and Uzi in their jogging suits, doing endless calisthenics, brings to mind the ETA students pushed to their limits during star drills.

    There is incest (Richie and Margot Tennenbaum; Avril and Tavis). Although Royal would be quick to point out that Richie and Margot are not technically blood related since Margot is adopted, Richie feels the incest taboo. Avril's taboo is more Gertrude than Margot, one gets the feeling that Avril would find Etheline Tenenbaum to be a kindred spirit. Avril's misdeeds with John NR Wayne (off-screen except one illicit interruption) seem similar to Margot's being caught with Eli Cash in her bedroom. Although Avril isn't Wayne's teacher, Anderson did address that subject in "Rushmore."

    The first article to address the relationship between The Royal Tenenbaums and IJ is this one. While Sidney Moody plays up some of the basic similarities, I take issue with his/her assumption that Avril "fends off many suitors after Dr. Incandenza's death" (and there is little evidence that Royal Tenenbaum was a "once-brilliant litigator"). Moody also equates Eli Cash to Don Gately because they both have drug problems and Cash's friends try to force him into rehab, but I see a closer comparison to be Eli Cash and Marlon Bain, despite Bain not having as prominent of a role in IJ as Cash does in RT.

    Tags: books  davidfosterwallace  infinitejest  mattbucher  movies  royaltenenbaums  wesanderson 

    The Two Worlds of Perl Deployment

    Perl's history shows two spikes in adoption rates. The first came early in its life, when system administrators realized that Perl could replace homegrown and ad hoc polyglot scripts written in shell and AWK and Unix command line utilities. The second came several years later, after the WWW and CGI revolutions, when programmers recognized that Perl made a great language for dynamic web sites.

    Perl has expanded into other application domains, but it's still a bicameral (not sorry for the pun) language. I've pitched this tent clearly in one camp, but I want write clearly about the other camp and why it doesn't concern me.

    Stability and Predictability

    Many Perl-using system administrators fit into this camp. They have a lot of mottos, such as "You can't break existing code!" and "Slow and steady change is fine!" Upgrades should be infrequent and predictable. Some of these people have code they wrote a decade or more ago that runs, unchanged, on the most recent version of Perl.

    The Perl 5 development process has catered to this group since its inception.

    The goal of this group is to ensure that old code -- never touched -- always works the same way. It's easy to mock this position, as some of its adherents are truly crazy in expecting that people running a decade-old release of Perl should expect that a CPAN module written in 2009 will install and run successfully, but there's some validity to this position.

    Take, for example, the all-too-common example of the Mac OS X update breaks Perl story. Perl is useful. Apple distributes several utilities which rely on Perl. When Perl-savvy developers make routine changes and perform routine upgrades, the OS gets caught off guard. Something changed. Please note that this problem is not particular to Apple. It's affected many other operating systems and distributions, both proprietary and free.

    The problem with this approach is that it's fundamentally incompatible with the other approach. Expecting that nothing will change when you change something is a good way to discover that making a change may, in fact, change something.

    Again, I'm mocking an extreme position. I do find it reasonable to preserve some degree of backward compatibility for a reasonable period of time, but that line of thinking leads to the question "How do you solve this problem?", which I'd like to delay until the next entry. The real point of contention between these two camps is on how to deal with change.

    (This question is at the heart of Masterminds of Programming -- Powell's affiliate link -- which asks it of the designers of several influential programming languages.)

    Improvement and Abstraction

    The other school of thought believes that change is necessary to improve the language. The Perl 5 development process has made some concessions to this view over time as well. The module system and the CPAN itself demonstrate the value of a loosely-organized and self-organizing language extension system.

    The goal of this group is to improve the language and its ecosystem based on feedback from real-world usage. What's good? What's difficult? Which changes would make the language and its libraries easier or faster or more pleasant or more powerful? Which new niches can and should the language target to improve the lives of programmers or gain new ideas?

    Another good question is "Are programs getting easier to write, over time?" (Try Moose for an obvious improvement over Perl 5's default OO.) A scary question is "Are the internals getting better over time?"

    There are very good reasons Perl 5 has trouble attracting new developers, and they're the same reasons that Perl 5 doesn't have a JIT or an advanced garbage collector or ports to other VMs -- not that I'm bitter. (I have patched the Perl 5 parser, however. If that doesn't give my authority some appeal, I'm not sure what would.)

    The Real Question

    No one sits completely in one camp or the other. They're poles. This is a spectrum. No one seriously argues against fixing any bugs because people might be relying on them. (Some people seriously argue against fixing some bugs, because someone might be relying on them, however. Drives me crazy.)

    My stance should be obvious. I believe that it's possible to design and build a working, reliable system which undergoes constant improvements at regular intervals such that upgrading frequently is boring and predictable. Other projects have done this. Other projects in the Perl ecosystem have done and continue to do this.

    The most important question is not "Should change occur?" but "How can change occur to minimize disruption to the first group and meet some of the goals of the second group?" I have two practical, technical details to explain in my next two entries.

    Music: The Nightmares' "Baseball Altamont," a Shea-inspired masterpiece

    In the summer of 1985, the unlikely combination of the New York rock underground and America's pastime found themselves at the same party. Literally. Not only were they getting along, but it seemed they were actually becoming friends.

    The Nightmares, a young New York garage band, held an in-game record release party in a luxury box at Shea Stadium. The band's single, "Baseball Altamont," was released on the relatively obscure Coyote label, known mostly for being the home of The Feelies and a very young Yo La Tengo. Mets fans were undoubtedly confused when the scoreboard read, "The Mets welcome The Nightmares Baseball Altamont record release party".

    The song describes a riot that broke out during a Mets home game just one year earlier. Names are named and faces are melted. This song is a barn burner. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and declare it the best song ever written about the Mets.

    Between the Beatles in '65, Grand Funk in '71 and the Nightmares in '85, Shea Stadium will go down in history as the "Ball Park That Rock Built." And no, I didn't forget the Billy Joel show.

    Listen to the song.

    Some lyrics to whet your appetite:
    Yeah well, Keith stood by and watched it for a while
    And then he took off his shirt and his cap and he laid 'em in a pile
    Then he bummed a cigarette from Dr. K
    And then they smoked 'em in the stands as the fans tore apart Shea...Stadium!!!
    It was baseball altamont!
    It was baseball altamont!

    News: Billy Wagner throws a Baseball

    Mets LHP Billy Wagner threw 10 pitches from flat ground followed by 23 pitches during a bullpen session today in Port St. Lucie, according to the Associated Press.

    “I think he was excited to be out there,” Mets rehab coordinator Guy Conti told the AP. “He is happy to put the uniform on again, but he is a real tough competitor guy, and we want to see where he is at.”

    The people have spoken

    Somewhat apathetically and split right down the middle, but spoken they have. As a result, I'm finally going to finish off the posts for my Allen & Ginter Type Set now that I have the time. If you're not familiar with this project, basically in 2007 I realized that you could buy individual vintage Allen & Ginter cards from the 1880s for less than the cost of a 2007 Blaster. Often you could find them for less than the price of a pack! So I stopped buying blasters (the set was mostly complete anyway) and I started buying vintage. My goal was to get one type card from each of the 34 original Allen & Ginter tobacco card sized sets. A few months into 2008 I was down to only needing three cards to complete the set when the supply of vintage A&G cards started declining on eBay. Long story short, I kept losing out on bids,'08 A&G came out, the economy turned suck so I stopped eBaying and I put the project on the back burner.

    It's time to finish it off though. I've got ten sets left to post about, four of which can be previewed here. There's also three that I scanned and posted below and three that I don't actually have yet (N17, N23 and N25 if anyone has a pile of 'em lying around). If I can't find them dirt cheap, I'll just post a review of the set itself. So, for the forseeable future, you'll be seeing a lot of Chippers, Lemmers, Ginters, Numbers, 09 Heritage and assorted weirdness. If you're all very good I might even do a box break of a certain horizontally-oriented retro product. If you have a particular A&G card you want to hear about first, pester me in the comments.

    Goldman Sachs to Pay Back Government Bailout

    Goldman Sachs is one of the investment banks that accepted a good deal of money from the government last year to simply stay afloat. But Goldman has used that money to not only stay afloat, but become profitable again, and is working to raise capital to repay the government. That seems fast.

    Goldman, which rode out the final, tumultuous months of 2008 with the help of a federal rescue, reported strong quarterly profits on Monday and said that it would seek to raise money in the capital markets to repay the government. If successful, Goldman would become the first major bank to return funds received under the Troubled Asset Relief Program, or TARP. Such a step would probably enable Goldman — long one of the most lucrative places to work on Wall Street — to free itself from government-imposed restrictions on compensation. [New York Times]

    Ah, there it is. Goldman could “free itself from government-imposed restrictions on compensation.” I wonder if I’m being overly cynical in thinking that the repayment is more for Goldman’s sake than the feeling of gratitude it has for us bailing it out. But, BUT, at least some analysts think this might be a sign the financial industry is beginning to stabilize. Though others warn that just because Goldman can do it, doesn’t mean other companies can stand on two legs without government money propping them up.

    But I think I’d like to take this as a good sign, because, well. Beats the alternative. It does remain to be seen how well Goldman can raise capital - not a lot of companies out there are lending. takepart with the government’s recovery site to see other ways in which we’re trying to bolster the economy again.

    Quote: It’s Great Talking to a Pope

    According to Peter Wade’s Tumblr, Brooklyn Mutt, J.J. Putz ended his interview with WFAN’s Mike Francesa with the following exchange:

    Mike Francesa: Ok, J.J. nice talking to you.

    J.J. Putz: It’s always great talking to a Pope.

    excellent… for those who don’t know, people who do not like francesa often refer to him as ‘The Pope,’ in a sarcastic way, in that he presents himself as being high and mighty… so, whether on purpose by putz or not, nice job, j.j.

    Moon

    I am hoping that Moon will be awesome and not just a mashup of 2001 and Solaris. The score is by Clint Mansell, who has scored all of Darren Aronofsky's movies, most notably Requiem for a Dream. Moon opens on June 12 in NYC and LA. (via sarahnomics)

    Tags: moon  moonmovie  movies  space  trailers 

    please support quality online promotional video

    I'm spending $3.99 to support the makers of this most wonderful promotional video1, and you should too.

    I don't have a need for an iPhone application that only publishes Twitter posts, but, like you, I am a thinker, a taste maker and a very important business person, and I have a burning desire to support quality online video starring the guy who shows up to frequently ask something. So please, support quality online promotional video and buy Birdhouse for your iPhone today.

    1 Via Techcrunch, where that frequently asking guy appears to have dropped in on the comment thread as "anon." (Hi, anon!)

    Anyone who needs to store drafts of 140 character messages for later review is an idiot. The whole point of Twitter is lightweight real-time messaging. If you are actually going to be putting thought into what you are writing, you are probably better off publishing to a real blog, instead of an echo chamber like Twitter.

    $3.99 for that piece of junk? I could code that in a day.

    You should go do that, anon! That would be fantastic.

    BART. We’re all stuck on it. One suicide already, and...



    BART. We’re all stuck on it. One suicide already, and another being talked out of it by Poison Control.

    Twitter as dress rehearsal

    Dave Winer's recent coverage of Twitter has been excellent:

    When I took a picture of the shark tank at the NY Aquarium, or the Cyclone at Coney Island or the traffic on the Belt Parkway, I had a background script on my server that automatically published a pointer to each picture to Twitter. I feel the pictures are more interesting because people see them while I'm still there.


    This is the simplest declaration of the power of Twitter I've read yet.

    Twitter as dress rehearsal

    Dave Winer's recent coverage of Twitter has been excellent:When I took a picture of the shark tank at the NY Aquarium, or the Cyclone at Coney Island or the traffic on the Belt Parkway, I had a background script on my server that automatically published a pointer to each picture to Twitter. I feel the pictures are more interesting because people see them while I'm still there.This is the simplest declaration of the power of Twitter I've read yet.

    The marriage of Flash and Ando

    AndoOldMasters830.jpgSmall, independent museums can do things big museums can't (or don't). They can take more risks, try different things, be more imaginative. Few do this better than St. Louis's Pulitzer Foundation for the Arts, which has long used its Tadao Ando building as a staging ground for youth programs, music events and, of course, art.

    The Pulitzer is currently showing Ideal (Dis-)Placements, Old Masters at the Pulitzer. It's been up since October and it's received rave reviews. The Pulitzer has just launched the show's website. No one does single-shows-in-space websites better than the Pulitzer (witness: Dan Flavin, Water) and I wouldn't miss a one of 'em.

    Best of all: The Pulitzer folks manage to get across the feeling of seeing art in Ando's remarkable space. Who else would provide day-long, time-lapse, natural-light-only stills of the installation? (The link is at the bottom of the screen. In the picture above it is 8:30am.)

    I always cry at weddings (research projects)


    V&A wedding site

    (Photo by lovedaylemon, used by permission)

    Gail at the V&A emailed me to say that the museum is organi[s|z]ing a new exhibition on wedding fashion for 2011, and they need some help in creating a very large database of wedding fashions. They're looking for photographs of clothes worn for weddings from all cultures between 1840 and the present (and by "weddings," they include civil partnerships, yay).

    You can upload up to three photographs from any wedding and the V&A would like the emphasis to be on the fashion (although they already have some lovely pictures of flowers and cakes).

    Their only stipulation is that the couple should be named and the date of the wedding should be included. There are also some optional fields, such as location, religion of ceremony, and dressmaker/designer. The V&A would love to see some handmade dresses added!

    I think this is a fantastic project (and I hope to be able to upload some photos myself)! Check it out here!

    All you need to jump start civilization…

     

    This niftiness was sent in by Jimmy Wales.  On this one graphic is all the stuff you need to know to jump start a civilization (or get super rich if you travel back in time).  To be sure it comes with you on your travels they sell it as a t-shirt, so unless you happen to be using that time machine from Terminator that only works on naked people, you are all set.  James Welcher also noted that it is particularly interesting to cross reference this document with “Phone call to the 14th century” by Kasper Houser [mp3 audio].

    Dreams of Flying - perhaps the most delightful photo series ever

    Have you seen Dreams of Flying yet? Because you really, really want to. I want some of these as posters. (thanks, vinylrake!)

    April 13, 2009

    JavaScript for C & Python programmers

    Wooji Juice: JavaScript for C & Python programmers.

    '''JS is a dynamic language, with C-ish syntax for its basic flow control structures. Some of the more advanced datatypes look very Pythonesque, and indeed, so is its behaviour in quite a few respects.

    In fact, it's a surprisingly powerful, expressive language, and could've been a very elegant bit of work.

    However, it is not.

    It is a dark festival of pain. Gotchas lurk in the darkness, biding their time. Brooding. Like bears: They Will Eat You.'''




    It's still better than AppleScript.

    Man Grows 5 Centimeter Tree Branch In His Lung [News]

    Remember when grandpa told you not to swallow those watermelon seeds? Well, he wasn't screwing around. Some poor sap from Russia just had a fir tree removed from his lung.

    Komsomolskaya Pravda daily reports that the 28-year-old patient, Artyom Sidorkin, came to a hospital in the city of Izhevsk in Central Russia last week, complaining that he was experiencing chest pain and coughing up blood.

    After submitting to an X-ray the doctors saw a lump in the patient's lung. After a biopsying the lump the doctors pulled out a 5 centimeter fir tree branch out of his lung, complete with needles.

    "They told me my coughing blood was not caused by any disease," Sidorkin says. "It was the needles poking the capillaries. It really hurt a lot. But I never felt like I had an alien object inside of me."

    The doctors suspect that Sidorkin inhaled a bud, which later grew into the tiny tree. Thus proving that the monsters from Treeple and Treevenge do exist and they are learning how to attack from the inside.

    [via Monews]

    Photo via www.kp.ru thanks for the tip Audrius Zujus


    YUI 2.7.0 on TaskSpeed

    Screenshot of TaskSpeed

    A few months ago Peter Higgins, a contributor to the Dojo Toolkit, adapted the SlickSpeed test framework to do higher level comparisons of how various JavaScript libraries perform when doing some “common” DHTML tasks. The new test framework is called TaskSpeed. And thanks to the excellent work done by one of our favorite community members, Eric Ferraiuolo, YUI 2.7.0 now has representation in the matrix as well.

    About TaskSpeed

    Whereas SlickSpeed compares the performance of the respective JavaScript CSS selector engines in common libraries, TaskSpeed attempts to qualify a larger set of library functionality with less granularity. The goal seems to be to predict what a library consumer might expect for aggregate speeds when developing on top of library A vs. library B.

    In addition to each of the participating libraries, a “PureDom” column represents the performance of the given task with plain old JavaScript and direct DOM interaction, serving as a healthy reminder that the benefits you get from using a JavaScript library don’t come for free. Unfortunately, “PureDom” might also be incorrectly construed as an argument in favor of not using a library at all, but that is a separate and lengthy discussion.

    The results

    Though YUI 2.7.0 was only added to the matrix on April 10th, the results submitted so far suggest that YUI performs the given tasks with comparable efficiency in the newer browsers, and better than most in Internet Explorer 6, 7, and 8.

    IE 8 results from Apr 10 – Apr 13

    Chart of IE8 performance comparisons

    Take-aways

    Though YUI performs ably, it’s my opinion that the numbers seen in TaskSpeed should be taken with a hefty grain of salt. The tests are designed to exercise library abstraction logic against DOM-intensive operations. The issue here is twofold:

    1. Not all libraries (YUI included) have abstraction logic for all of the specific tasks, which breaks the apples-to-apples comparison.
    2. And in order to get meaningful numbers, the test operations are iterated up to 500 times or performed against excessive numbers of nodes. In real-world cases, these conditions are not the norm, meaning the differences are exaggerated, perhaps even grossly.

    By and large, TaskSpeed may be more of a distraction than a source of information useful to the consumer. My greatest concern is that people will make a decision to choose one library over another based on which one can add a ridiculous number of event subscribers in 25 milliseconds vs. 30, ignoring more important issues like cross-browser stability, code maintainability, documentation quality, and community support.

    This is not to say that TaskSpeed is without value. Here are the interesting take-aways I’ve found:

    1. Accounting for the lengthy iterations TaskSpeed needs to make the numbers substantial, all libraries perform common tasks pretty quickly.
    2. Libraries are getting faster, as seen by comparing version to version of the same library where available.
    3. There is a performance price to pay for the stability and consistency any library offers.
    4. For the library authors and contributors, an apples-to-apples comparison of task execution can highlight potential areas where we may each be able to evolve to use best-of-breed techniques for everyone’s benefit!

    I’d like to personally extend a big “thank you” to Eric Ferraiuolo for having done the fantastic legwork on this. Another great example of the importance of community contributions to the YUI library!

    Chelsea Handler/Padma Lakshmi/Eliza Dushku Photos in Allure, Sexist?

    For those who feel the need:
    Chelsea Handler/Padma Lakshmi/Eliza Dushku Photos in Allure, Sexist? source Oh, tastefully nude national magazine photo shoots, how you vex us. Sometimes you boldly declare that a former child star is passed puberty, sometimes you are just trying to be funny, and sometimes, most vexing of all, you aim to "empower" us. The latter, which is what Allure's annual naked issue strives to be, brings up complicated feelings for us ladies. (And it's primarily ladies who are the subjects of such things, unless you count famous beefcake shots of Burt Reynolds or Richard Gere as empowering, which you could.) Celebrating women's unadorned bodies? Genuinely awesome. (Especially these days, when most of us lack the funding for the designer threads normally featured in women's mag pages.) But Allure seems to have airbrushed the likes of Padma Lakshmi, Chelsea Handler, and Eliza Dushku "like a Playboy spread," as one of my astute straight male colleagues observed. Not to mention that there's something, well, confusing about how proud we're supposed to be that the freakishly attractive people we call celebrities, who have trainers and possibly other body-oriented professionals on speed dial, are proud of their toned flesh. (And how they provocatively coo to the female readership, via Q&As, that they sleep naked, are "sensual" beings, etc., in a way that's about half a step from being a Maxim interview)... Chelsea Handler/Padma Lakshmi/Eliza Dushku Photos in Allure, Sexist?

    The Unusuals in the East Village

    DSCF6113-500

    The Unusuals premiered last week, and I was curious to see the first episode after observing all the no parking signs and film crews around the neighborhood last year. The cast includes Harold Perrineau and I was curious to see him in another role (you know him as Michael on Lost). The tone of the show is a little too kooky for my tastes, so I ended up fast forwarding through most of the episode looking for familiar street scenes. This was my favorite "I know where that is!" scene, and a perfectly scouted location.

    Harry Kalas, 1936-2009

    The voice of the Phillies for several generations of the team’s fans passed on today, a loss that I think any of us whose mental soundscapes of the game involves memories of one announcer or another can relate to, as something fundamental to fandom. Harry Kalas was one such man, one whose voice illustrated the action on the diamond in a way that only the greats have or can. Here to share their feelings on Harry Kalas and his importance to Phillies fans are two BP contributors, past and present, who follow their favorite team, now and forever, and who knew no other announcer than Kalas.

    Eric Seidman: Baseball lost one of its iconic figures today as Harry Kalas, longtime voice of the Philadelphia Phillies, passed away at the age of 73 after collapsing in the announcer’s booth prior to the Phillies-Nationals game this afternoon. As a Phillies fan I took the news particularly hard, and it likely will not sink in for another several days. Watching the Phils-Nationals game while typing these words, it feels like I’m in a malaise, observing the on-field actions yet not processing all of the events. Taking in games without Kalas’s unique voice, commentary, and narration just does not feel right. The Phillies have an otherwise solid broadcasting crew capable of handling his scheduled innings, but he will never be replaced.

    I got to know Harry a bit through my father, who formerly served as the Phillies’ television producer, and he always came off as friendly and genuine, the kind of guy who truly loved his profession and took pride in sharing a special kinship with the city of Philadelphia. Be it hanging out in bars with fans during spring training, or signing autographs and taking pictures with everyone interested at his weekly radio show at Chickies & Pete’s, Harry Kalas connected with the Philadelphia fanbase in ways that a very select few could boast. In many ways he was the face of the franchise, a larger-than-life persona with more fame than many of the players.

    Those who don’t follow the game intently tend to underestimate the connection between fans and their local broadcasters, often claiming that their illnesses or deaths should not really affect us since no personal relationship was shared. This could not be further from the truth as the announcers serve as our bridge to the action, oftentimes teaching young fans and turning a televised game into a beautiful story unfolding right before our eyes. Harry had been slipping over the last few seasons, making odd mistakes on occasion but the comfort of his voice calling the action canceled these errors out. That voice was absent during the Phillies’ 1980 World Series title due to local announcers not being allowed to broadcast the championship games, but Phillies fans across the globe, myself included, will never forget his call last season against the Rays:

    One strike away; nothing-and-two, the count to Hinske. Fans on their feet; rally towels are being waved. Brad Lidge stretches. The 0-and-2 pitch—swing and a miss, struck him out! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball!

    Harry Kalas turned 73 years old a little more than two weeks ago, and got to call an incredible comeback by the Phillies in his final game, highlighted by his patented home-run call on a Matt Stairs bomb. Kalas himself may be “outta’ here!” but he is deeply missed already, and will never, ever be forgotten.

    Jeff Hildebrand: I think I speak for all native Philadelphia baseball fans under the age of 45 when I say that I lost a major part of my childhood today. To us, Harry Kalas was what we grew up thinking baseball should sound like. His voice was a staple of summer nights, wherever we might have been listening, whether in Philly, up in the Poconos, or down the Jersey Shore. With his passing today, it’s not going to be the same.

    For all but the youngest of Phillies fans, it’s impossible to think of Harry Kalas without also thinking of his long-time broadcast partner, Richie Ashburn. The two of them worked together for 27 years, and were a pair unlike any other. They were close friends and were able to play off each other perfectly. Listening to them broadcast a game was like being invited to listen in as a couple of buddies described the game and do it well. They also clearly had endless fun working together, and either one was perfectly willing to be the straight man for a joke or story from the other. Even when the team wasn’t playing that well in the late ’80s through the mid-’90s, it was always worth it to tune in, because those two would make it enjoyable.

    Every story about Harry will inevitably mention his trademark “Outta here!” home-run call, but there was actually more to it than that, and unlike some announcers he didn’t force every situation into the exact same call. Frequently he’d start it with, “Swing and a long drive,” which told you it was deep. If it was a no doubt about it homer he signal it with, “Watch this baby…” but if there was a question about whether it would clear the fence, he’d say. “It’s got a chance” before filling in the relevant result. That variation made it more than a gimmick; instead it was a clever verbal shorthand for describing the action and was indicative of what made Harry such a great announcer.

    Much will also be made of his voice and for good reason. Harry had the perfect voice for radio and voiceovers; deep and smooth enough to give it authority, but with a warm edge to it so that you enjoyed listening to it. It was also unmistakable. I moved out of Philadelphia in late 1992, just before the wild ride of the 1993 Phillies. In those days there was no satellite radio or internet broadcast, so mostly you had only the local broadcasts. The Phillies were broadcast on a very powerful AM station that could be heard for hundreds of miles once the sun went down. Even though I was a thousand miles away, I could sometimes pick up the broadcasts when I was lucky. One night I was mostly unlucky due to thunderstorms in the area. Suddenly the static cleared for two seconds, long enough to let me hear that unmistakable voice announce, “Grand slam, Darren Daulton!” Then it was gone and I couldn’t pick up the station for the rest of the night. It wasn’t until I saw a boxscore the next morning that I would believe that had actually happened, and that I hadn’t imagined it.

    As sad as Harry’s passing is, I suspect most Phillies fans are thinking, “At least it happened after last season, instead of before.” In 1980, when the team won its first World Series, the national broadcast contracts didn’t allow local broadcasters to cover the games, so the only record of him calling the final out is one that was recreated weeks after the fact, with him watching a videotape. It was a valiant effort, but it wasn’t the same. Last year he finally got to call a World Series championship live. With all due respect to Joe Buck, it won’t be his call that is remembered. It will be Harry’s, “Let this city celebrate!”

    Good-bye Harry, and thank you for so many wonderful memories.

    Birdhouse

    The introduction video for Birdhouse is just really fantastic; the best iPhone app intro video in the universe probably.

    Tags: adamlisagor  birdhouse  cameronhunt  video 

    Dork Yearbook

    Joel Johnson's Boing Boing Gadgets entry became its own site [via

    Live: Blogging from Citi Field

    Starting around 3 pm today, I will be live blogging my experience in Citi Field, from picking up my press pass, to going on the field, to sitting in the Pepsi Porch, to wandering the new ballpark, exploring the concession area, and, of course, watching the game on the field.

    To follow along, read my Twitter feed below, which will occasionally include a link to a photo or video:

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      A Gutsy Move

      Vogue's Mind Blowing Models

      may 09 vogue model cover.jpgSo the new Vogue cover leaked, the much anticipated all-model one, and we're trying to think of something nice to say.

      Of course we love Liya and Natalia and Lara, and we're kind of thrilled that Anna Maria Jagodzinska landed the actual cover. And their American Vogue Hair and rosy cheeks really is enviable - we won't even touch on the subject of airbrushing except to say that it took us an extra minute to figure out that it was Jourdan Dunn in the middle.

      But we're stumped when it comes to any cohesive theme linking these women together. What exactly are "Faces of the Moment" and if Natalia Vodianova is one, what was she last year and the year before? None of these girls are new faces, none rose to fame this season, some are young and some are old, some are always in Vogue (Raquel, Liya, Natalia, Caroline) some aren't (Natasha, Lara).

      In fact, the only thing they all are is not American.

      Are these the girls we should all be watching? Who do you wish had made the cover?



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      Lucas Monaco

      A sampling of art by Lucas Monaco, whose work deals with maps, flows, and overlaps.

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      I really love that last one. (via moon river)

      Tags: art  lucasmonaco  maps 

      Rain, Rice, Gods and Gems

      Shiva Temple

      For the first two weeks in February, I joined my family in a trip to India. Though I was born here in the U.S., we used to go back to visit family in India pretty regularly when I was a kid. But then I got older, was always busy, and before I knew it, it had been 25 years since I'd visited. It was well past time to remedy that oversight, and perhaps the single thing that drew me back the most was the idea of visiting the village where my father was born and raised.

      During our brief visit there, my father and his brothers took me on a walk through the rice paddies that surround their village. Our family owns all of the paddies from their house until the nearby river. Along the way, I stopped to quickly take this shot of the Shiva temple that the village uses for worship.

      I still have vague memories of accompanying my grandfather once or twice on his near-daily walks to this temple when I was a kid. His walks to the temple continued until he was well into his 80s and perhaps his 90s.

      The green in the foreground is unretouched, the actual vibrant color of a newly-planted second crop of basmati rice. Historically, this region of western Orissa was plagued by recurring droughts. A single rice crop was a blessing, just enough to provide sustenance in an area where a family of four often earns the equivalent of less than $500 a year.

      But in recent years, a combination of government-planned irrigation projects and the serendipitous discovery of some precious gemstones in the region funded a pump system that enables a second annual crop. This second crop meant many villagers could go from just putting food in their mouths to actually making a little bit of money. Nearly every home in the village was made of mud when I lived there as a child, but on this visit nearly every home had been rebuilt with brick, with some even sprouting second stories. The village school had been rebuild and classes extended all the way to high school instead of ending at the fourth grade.

      The style of temple shown here is very typical of the architecture of village temples in our state; We saw similar mandirs in honor of Shiva, Rama, a few Krishna temples, and other various deities in the many villages we drove by during our trip. I didn't actually go in this temple, but I spend some time walking in the nearby rice paddies that are still being planted and harvested in my name.

      Bo The Puppy Runs With Obama (NEW PHOTO)

      The White House has released a new photo of Bo Obama, the Obamas' new puppy, running though the halls with President Obama.

      Bo is a six-month-old Portuguese Water dog who arrived at the White House over the weekend.

      Here's a larger version of the photo:

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      Boys Eat Shake Shack at Citi Field

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      Opening Day at Citi Field! Well, Opening Night, but still exciting. These boys ate their Shake Shack burgers in four bites. "It's because they are boys," said MetsGrrl, wisely. One of them removed his tomatoes, something the Scoreboard Gourmet completely understands, until August.

      Dough and Batter Ratios (the chart!)

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      Baking to me was always something I did reluctantly.  I'm a cook.  Cooks and bakers are distinctly different creatures.  Cooks are the jazz musicians, bakers and pastry chefs are the classical pianists. I never had much confidence when flour, eggs and a 350 degree oven were involved. Until, that is, I began to study the proportions of the fundamental ingredients in order to arrive at baseline ratios for basic flour-liquid-fat-egg preparations and I saw how interrelated these preparations are, that there was scarcely a difference between a pound cake, a sponge cake, a pancake, a muffin and a crepe, that a biscuit dough was simply a pie dough with more liquid and rolled thicker, that an angel food cake (above) was simply meringue with flour folded in.  Here was my "eureka" moment.  (If you have Ratio I describe it on page 55, the moment when it all became clear and, through batter ratios, I learned not to fear death.)

      In fact, I became kind of obsessed with them and, always fascinated by visual displays of quantitative information, began making graphs and charts. I love the current cover of Ratio for it's circular take on what I had only envisioned squarely—and its mandala-like design elegantly described my newfound appreciation for the unity of the dough-batter continuum.

      But the circle doesn't allow room for notes on some finesse elements for these prepartions, such as mixing method, how much salt, what kind of leavening, possible variations.

      So I returned to the grid for it's utility.  Donna became fascinated as well, and, in response to strong interest last week from commenters here, she spent several days photoshopping my hand-drawn grid and notes.  And we are now excited to be able to offer here.  I see it as practical art.  I just like to look at it. It is not a poster but a photograph, an 11-by-14-inch chart on glossy photographic paper and due to what we expect to be a low print run, a little pricey.  We need to charge $20 even to cover postage, sleeves, envelopes, sales tax, and paypal's cut.  I think it's worth it as something to hang in the kitchen or post on an inside cupboard door.  But: for those who are strapped right now, as I know so many are, we will eventually offer a PDF if you simply want the info and are fine with a copy from of your printer.

      For all those who expressed interest, though, here it is.  This is such a spontaneous act, I don't even have a page for it on my site, so here are the instructions: go to paypal.com, click "send money" and send $20 to michael@ruhlman.com. The concluding paypal page of the order will ask you if you want to include a message on the email i'll get: write "chart please!" and any signing instructions if that's something you would like.  I'm gratified by the interest many people have shown and very pleased and proud to offer it. This is what it looks like:

      Ratio 3rd try for blog

      Now, time to go make more quickbreads!

      Fueled by Gimme, Rome Was Built in One Day

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      Last week, The New Museum in Manhattan kicked off it's signature triennial, "The Generational," with a performance work by Los Angeles-based artist Liz Glynn and her army of volunteers.  Objective:  Build Rome (then destroy it) in one day.  Materials:  Performance-enhancing espresso beverages and salvaged construction stuff.  Volunteers drank free at our Mott Street cafe just 2 blocks away.
      newmuseumsign.jpgThe awesome Mott Street crew also teamed up with Annie, the Museum's Marketing Manager, to provide gallons of fresh-brewed coffee for the official press preview, which brought together over 200 journalists from all the big media venues.  Reporters were prepping for stories about "Younger Than Jesus," the first edition of the triennial, which will run for 3 months and feature 50 artists from around the world, all under the age of 33.  Go see it!

      It was great supporting the arts and working with everyone involved.  Look out for future collaborations between Gimme and the New Museum.

      Coffee Top Caddy: Yea or Nay?

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      Josh Harris has designed a coffee lid that doubles as a caddy for creamer and sweeteners. The design is obviously clever but you have to ask—is it a solution to a problem or a solution looking for a problem? What say you, serious coffee drinkers? [via Gizmodo]

      April 12, 2009

      Translations from Park Slope real-estate listings to real life

      “Bedroom fits a queen-sized bed”: The bedroom only fits a queen-sized bed. If there’s any additional space, they’ll say it fits a king-sized bed or bedroom set.

      “Close to shops”: On the loud avenues.

      “Close to restaurants”: Above a restaurant.

      “Brand new building”, two bathrooms in a 1-bedroom, overuse of the word “luxury”, or describing the apartment as a “residence”: It’s an unsold condo in a high-rise on 4th Avenue that nobody wants and they’re trying to get people to rent them until the condo market recovers.

      2-bedroom “convertible”: It’s a 1-bedroom with an area that could, theoretically, be walled off to create a second “bedroom”, formerly a dining room or alcove, usually in an undesirable or inconvenient location that couldn’t be fully private (e.g. requiring you to walk through it to get to the master bedroom or kitchen). But they’ll charge the 2-bedroom price.

      1-bathroom apartments with a “master suite”: The only bathroom is directly off the bedroom, so guests need to walk through your bedroom to use the bathroom.

      “Jacuzzi”: Water jets in the bathtub.

      “Cozy”: Small.

      “Charming”: Small.

      “Garden”: Small concrete slab as a “backyard” next to everyone else’s small concrete slabs. And it’s included in the square footage. If the listing doesn’t include a picture, it’s probably bad.

      “Garden level”: Basement.

      “Terrace” in a large building: A convenient smoking area directly above everyone else’s convenient smoking areas. Oh, you don’t like the smell of smoke?

      “Outdoor space”, without specifying it as a garden, terrace, or deck: It’s the fire escape.

      “Well-lit ground floor, but not by natural light”: Basement with no windows. (A listing actually said that.)

      “Open kitchen”: The kitchen is in the living room.

      Links for more information using a URL-shortening service: Likely spam or scam.

      Unspecified square footage: Tiny.

      Doesn’t advertise a dishwasher: Doesn’t have one.

      “Convenient laundry”: No laundry in the unit or the building. There’s a laundromat down the block.

      Apartment number in a brownstone followed by a letter, e.g. “2F”: It’s not the full floor, so it’s going to be small. (A typical brownstone floor is usually about 20x50 feet, including the stairs and hall.)

      No pictures: It sucks.

      Pictures only of the neighborhood or the outside of the building: It sucks.

      Any rooms not pictured: They probably suck.

      More than one neighborhood named in the title: The apartment is in the least desirable one.

      Cupcake Recipe for Adriana

      - Makes 12 cupcakes -

      Ingredients

      2/3 cup (10 tablespoons) unsalted butter at room temperature
      1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
      1/4 cup cornstarch
      2 teaspoons baking powder
      1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
      1 1/2 cups sugar
      2 large eggs
      1 large egg yolk
      1 1/2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
      1/4 cup buttermilk or 2/3 cup sour or regular milk


      Procedure
      Preheat oven to 350°F.

      Sift together the flour, cornstarch, baking powder, and salt.

      Using the paddle attachment of an electric mixer, beat the butter with the sugar until light and fluffy, a good 5 minutes.

      Add the eggs, one at a time, beating after each, and the egg yolk.

      Beat in the vanilla.

      Stir in the dry ingredients in thirds, alternating with the buttermilk, just until incorporated. Do not overmix.

      Fill lined muffin tins with batter almost to the top. Bake at 350°F for about 20 minutes, or until set.

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      Vanilla Cream Frosting

      Ingredients
      1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, at room temperature
      1 tablespoon light corn syrup
      1 tablespoon pure vanilla extract
      pinch of kosher salt
      4 cups confectioner's sugar (about 1 pound)
      1/4 cup heavy cream

      Procedure
      Beat together the butter, corn syrup, vanilla, and salt until smooth.

      Blend in the sugar to form a stiff paste.

      Slowly beat in just enough of the heavy cream to make a spreadable frosting. If the frosting is too soft, add more sugar or chill it for a few minutes to firm up.

      The San Francisco Manifesto


      Rise up!

      As seen in the Mission, SF, CA.

      Wild Boys: 1986 Mets

      Q: How many videos are floating around the internet that pair footage of the 86 Mets with an awesome song from that era?
      A: I don't know, but I'm gonna find out...and post them all here.

      A few days ago we brought you a Glenn Frey-inspired homage to the glory years. Today we have "Wild Boys" by Duran Duran. Enjoy.

      2009 USBC Exposed

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