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May 9, 2009

One More Day!

22289251_4db0b3657a There's just one more day in the Cat Adoption Team's Care-a-thon, in which they hoped to raise $11,000 over a two month period.  I've already far exceeded my personal goal (originally just $121), and thanks to my awesome friends and family, I've raised $628!  But CAT still hasn't even reached $3k in their $11k drive.  If you can help, please donate here on Sunday.

(The attached photo is one of my all-time favorite pet photos.  That's Chloe, my friend Leslie's cat, who likes to hang out on drying racks.  Who knew that could be comfortable?)

Happy birthday John Brown

“Though a white gentleman, [Brown] is in sympathy a black man, and as deeply interested in our cause, as though his own soul had been pierced with the iron of slavery.” — Frederick Douglass.

Happy birthday, John Brown. (Thanks, Arthur.)

Fade

Earlier in this decade, in the heat of the debate over gay marriage in Massachusetts, Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) predicted that once marriages actually started happening, opponents would realize it just wasn't that big a deal (a very big deal of course to those getting married, but not a big deal in terms of the sky falling down or Western Civilization coming to an end) and it would simply fade away as a political issue. And five years on, that's what seems to be happening.



Re: what makes a notable life? [wikipedia]

Hmmm, the desire to be widely spamm... advertised to mediocre masses
("noted") is somehow in the collision with the desire that qualification
for such marketing is administered by some elite and not the mentioned
mediocre masses, right?

Well, you know the old saying ... tough shit.

I assume that the enlightened elite already recognizes you, without need
for saturating the channels for mediocre masses. I mean, they read nettime
and other Very important ACademic, artistic and CUltural OUtletS, right?

So, pray tell, why do you care to be known to the average, who cannot grasp
concepts not regurgitated and blended by the mediocre? Is there money to be
made?


The Baggy Skinny Jean Is Here To Destroy Fashion Forever [Fashion Disasters]

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Oh man.

Yesterday, commenter Bananaballs complained about hipsters sagging their skinny jeans. "Saggy pants be causin' confusion. The kids here in NYC SAG THEIR SKINNY JEANS. Pick a decade, folks!" Well now they don't have to! [InventorSpot]



Earlier: Constitution May Guarantee Right To Not Pull Up Your Pants



Post-Game: The 2009 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner [Nerd Prom]

The glad-handing, back-slapping yukfest of reporters getting cozy with politicians and the occasional celebrity that is the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner just ended. And Obama's roast absolutely killed it.

The president takes the podium at 9:56, and promises he's going to "speak from the heart, speak off the cuff." Two teleprompters raise in front of him. I can hear mass Twittering in the background.

  • "Most of you covered me, all of you voted for me. Apologies to the Fox table."
  • He goes on to praise Michelle: "No matter which party you belong to, you have to agree, Michelle has the right to bear arms."
  • "Sasha and Malia aren't here tonight because they're grounded. You can't just take Air Force One on a joyride to Manhattan." Nailed it.
  • Rahm joke: "Mother's Day is a tough holiday for him. He's not used to having to say the word day after 'mother. (Pause) "That's true," he laughs. He laughs heartily at that.
  • "Dick Cheney was supposed to be here, but he was working on his memoirs. How To Shoot Friends and Interrogate People."
  • "During the next 100 days, we will design, build, and open a library to commemorate my first hundred days...we will house train our dog Bo, because the last thing Tim Geithner needs is someone else to treat him like a fire hydrant. In the next 100 days, we will complete 100 days work in 72 days. And on the 73rd day, I will rest." The room dies.
  • Obama impersonating Hillary speaking to Arlen Specter: "Arlen, you know what I always say: if you can't beat em', join 'em."
  • "There are extraordinary hardworking journalists who lost their jobs in recent months...papers are struggling to stay open. I may not agree with everything you write or report, but I do so with the knowledge that when you are at your best, I am at my best."

Obama did very, very well. Most of the play was on his holier-than-thou stature with the press, and it worked without being overreached. On to Wanda Sykes, who hits the stage at around 10:13.

  • "The first black president! I know you're bi-racial, but. The first black president! That's unless you screw up. Then it's gonna be: what's up with the half-white guy?"
  • "I thought when you got in office you'd give up playing pickup basketball. That's one step forward, t
    two steps back. You probably think you got moves. Nobody's gonna give you a hard foul with the secret service standing around."
  • "You and Joe Biden gettin' burgers together? You guys can't hang out together. Who's idea was that, Nancy Pelosi's?" She then made a crack about Joe Biden being taken captive and giving up government secrets after being asked how the weather was. The first good, hearty laugh of her set.
  • "Sarah Palin was supposed to be here but pulled out at the last minute. Someone should tell her: that's not how you practice abstinence." Shocked guffaws from the audience. "Shut up, you'll be tellin' that one tomorrow."
  • "The country is broke. Sleeves cost money."
  • "You were over (in England) patting the Queen on her back like she just slid into home plate. And who's idea was it to give the Queen an iPod? What's she gonna do, get down to Lady Gaga?" Gets no laughs from the crowd, who probably thinks that's some kind of British luminary. "What're you gonna give the Pope, a Bluetooth?" Then they laugh. Speaking their language.
  • The big burn of the night: Sykes brings up Rush Limbaugh as the administration's biggest critic. ""Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker but he was so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight." Too much? Oh, okay." The Rush jokes are mostly just mean, and fall absolutely flat.
  • Fat joke about Sean Hannity fitting into the middle seat in coach.

The rest of it wasn't worth listening to or remembering. Before anything got started, the president of the White House Correspondents' Association, Jennifer Levin, spoke while introducing the dinner. She made a crack standing next to Obama that got few laughs: "You know what they say: if you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. Haven't we been fawning enough?" Oh, also: they cut dessert for scholarship money they're giving out to prospective J-Schoolers. She lamented the pain of media, vaguely, and then C-Span cut to a terrible panel on comedy for two hours. Awesome!

Scored:

Obama: 8.5
Sykes: 4.5
C-Span Filler Program: 0. Not funny, and staffed by a panel of comedy writers. Go figure.

Trekker Under Cover at Slate?

In what seem to be the very good reviews for the new Star Trek movie, there's been discussion of a scene that perhaps alludes to our current public discussion of torture. Juliet Lapidos has a nice piece up at Slate on an episode for Star Trek TNG that focused on the power, degradation and ineffectiveness of the practice.

(It's a good episode; have to crack out that DVD.)



Rhino Car

Nicolas Lampert Rhino Car $20 A silkscreen print of an image that is part of the machine-animal collage series. silkscreen 12" x 19" archival BFK paper/gray color signed/unnumbered 03Rhinocar_400.jpg

letsgomets: I’m calling it Shea. TBF has worn his every Friday....



letsgomets:

I’m calling it Shea.

TBF has worn his every Friday. WIthout fail, people come over and urgently ask where he got it. Not just “i like your shirt”. “where did you get that? i need one”

he has the grey one. i’m going to get the blue one.

What happened to Microsoft?

Steve Jobs quoted this BusinessWeek story in a keynote a few years ago:

Vista, the latest version of the software giant’s Windows operating system, looks like it could turn out to be one of the great missteps in tech history.

But this is the wrong way to interpret Microsoft’s marketshare and mindshare losses to Apple since Windows XP’s release in 2001.

Vista, itself, wasn’t a misstep. Microsoft must keep updating Windows regularly to remain competitive and preserve revenue. It had problems and delays, but the concept was solid and is still defensible even in hindsight.

In 2003, Joel mentioned Microsoft’s impeccable strategy relative to the failed software giants of the 90s such as Lotus, VisiCorp, and Micropro:

Microsoft was the only company on the list that never made a fatal, stupid mistake. Whether this was by dint of superior brainpower or just dumb luck, the biggest mistake Microsoft made was the dancing paperclip. And how bad was that, really? We ridiculed them, shut it off, and went back to using Word, Excel, Outlook, and Internet Explorer every minute of every day. But for every other software company that once had market leadership and saw it go down the drain, you can point to one or two giant blunders that steered the boat into an iceberg.

I think it’s safe to say that Microsoft is hurting now. They’re probably not going out of business in our lifetimes, and they’ll likely continue to dominate many markets for at least another decade or two. But a major shift has occurred between 2001 and today that’s causing some big problems for Microsoft:

  • Apple’s converting a lot of former Windows users. There’s still a long way to go, but Apple’s growth (into Microsoft’s market) shows no signs of slowing down.
  • Microsoft’s Windows and Office upgrade revenues have been disappointing.
  • For the first time in most of Microsoft’s history, they’re repeatedly failing to dominate desirable secondary markets, including portable media players, mobile phones, and web search (actually, every desirable web market). Microsoft’s entry into a market previously meant imminent death of any other players, but now it’s usually a source of comedy for the tech press.
  • Many of their core products, including Windows, Windows Server, Office, and Internet Explorer, have been attacked by either strong competition or creeping irrelevance.
  • Microsoft’s brand perception among consumers has been heavily damaged. Many more people now associate them with bugs, delays, shoddy products, and failure.

As far as I can tell, none of these are Vista’s fault, specifically. Vista is just a logical continuation of Microsoft’s style and culture. Die-hard Windows fans like it.

The bigger problem is that Microsoft isn’t very good, and I mean that in a big way. I was too young to appreciate their word-processor and spreadsheet battles of the very early 90s, but that’s what Joel typically cites as an example of Microsoft’s excellent strategy and their production of high-quality software. They may have been great back then, but that’s not the Microsoft we know today.

Today’s Microsoft is impulsive and sloppy. It has become massive and complex with too many layers of management, committees, and bureaucracy to produce anything great — the best they can hope for is good, and even that’s rare. Their products are weakly anticipated and receive mediocre reviews. Most importantly, they’re unable to grow their positions in the technology industry’s biggest new markets as their old markets slowly erode. Top leadership seems to have no strategy or direction for the company, and there’s no sign of any problems being meaningfully solved in the foreseeable future.

After Internet Explorer 6’s release in 2001, when Microsoft had crushed all competing browsers, they rested on their laurels for too long. Now, Firefox and Safari are eating their lunch. Microsoft finally scrambled to release IE 7 and 8, but they delivered too little, too late — Internet Explorer’s marketshare will probably dip below 50% within three years. (I’ll bet Jeff Atwood a beer on that.)

This pattern didn’t just happen in web browsers: it applies to the entire company over a longer interval. After effectively destroying most of the competition by the mid-90s, Microsoft got lazy. But then the internet exploded, and Microsoft wasn’t part of it. Soon afterward, Apple got their act together. Linux became a popular server platform. Google dominated web search, advertising, and applications. Microsoft’s being assaulted on nearly every front by companies that are producing much better products, and they can’t catch up.

None of this is Vista’s fault.

Vista has no major failures. Rather, it’s an immense collection of tiny failures: awkward interfaces, hostile behavior, ugly design, and tons of small bugs. They’re the same of tiny failures that plague all of Microsoft’s modern products, which is why I have absolutely no doubt that Windows 7 will suffer the same fate.

Microsoft’s woes aren’t specific failures of strategy or execution: the company culture, structure, inertia, and ethos are so deeply flawed that it can’t recover. Microsoft can never do what Apple and Google are doing today. It’s too broken. Insert your Titanic metaphor of choice.

Joel paraphrased Bill Gates in 2000:

One of the most important things that made Microsoft successful was Bill Gates’ devotion to hiring the best people. If you hire all A people, he said, they’ll also hire A people. But if you hire B people, they’ll hire the C people and then it’s all over.

Bill Gates is a very smart guy — he’s fully aware of the problems that his company now exhibits. Maybe he semi-retired (or whatever he did) because he saw that it’s all over long before we will.

Carl Masak: Writing a Perl 6 blogging app in 90 minutes

It all started yesterday with mberends' challenge.

<mberends> It's time for Web.pm to power a blogging site. Volunteers?

I figured it'd be interesting to see how far the tools already built into Web.pm would take me, so I set a moderately challenging time limit: 90 minutes to build a blogging app.

Long story short: it didn't take 90 minutes. After 90 minutes I still hadn't gotten the posting mechanism to work. And I'd already had to do something like five or six tradeoffs because of inadequacies in Web.pm, HTTP::Daemon, and Rakudo.

I did have a working blog after 130 minutes, though. One might favorably compare that time against the time it took to develop a basic wiki in Perl 6: one summer.

So things are definitely improving, no doubt.

It'd be interesting to list the things that contributed to the ease and speed in developing the blog app, and the things that could be improved to make the task even more painless. That'll have to wait until another day, though.

mberends++ has promised to start blogging with the new blogging app, and likely to keep developing it, blogging about that as he goes along. Sounds like the epitome of dogfooding; hopefully it'll positively affect some aspects of Web.pm as well.

Oh, and it's called Yarn — a single-threaded app for weaving Web.pm.

White guilt solution.


White guilt solution.
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Reporter to NY Times Publisher: You Erased My Career

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Hah. I remember Owen Thomas of Valleywag did a story on this before.
May 9, 2009

Dear Mr. Sulzberger,

Hell hath no fury like a reporter deleted.

I have a major personal and professional gripe against The New York Times and the International Herald Tribune.

For more than a decade, as you know, I enjoyed a wonderful and globe-trotting career at both newspapers. I would recommend anyone to work for these publications. You were a great employer, I had great colleagues and both publications are great to read.

That said, your normally web-savvy team just made one of the most boneheaded moves done by a major news website since the dawn of the Internet.

This image - All that remains online from my Sudan reports.

This image - All that remains online from my Sudan reports.

When you merged the IHT and NY Times websites about one month ago I saw real logic and had high hopes. The NY Times has been leading innovation in online journalism for quite some time, while IHT.com was run on a shoestring budget out of Paris, by a feverishly overworked team.

Despite their small budget and small team, however, the IHT website managed to build an online global media powerhouse often outranking the NY Times website on international stories in Google News.

The IHT website earned an ever-increasing pagerank due to all of the blogs and sites linking to stories there. (Based on the number of Internet pages linking back to a site, pagerank starts at 1 and rises to 10. A page with a Google rank of 5 will show up higher than a page with a Google rank of 3 and the IHT.com grew to match nytimes.com at a Google rank of 9. You can check pagerank of any site here.)

So, what did the NY Times do to merge these sites?

They killed the IHT and erased the archives.

1- Every one of the links ever made to IHT stories now points back to the generic NY Times global front page.

2- Even when I go to the NY Times global page, I cannot find my articles. In other words, my entire journalistic career at the IHT - from war zones to SARS wards - has been erased.

On a personal level I am horrified that I can no longer see all my stories. The IHT logo on this blog used to link to a search of the IHT website for my articles. On a professional level, I am appaled that the NY Times would kill all the links back to the IHT website. Imagine the power of combining two sites with a Google rank of 9 instead of killing one.

Also, imagine all the frustrated potential readers who click on a link to a specific story only to find themselves landing on the generic NY Times global front page.

The only way readers can find the IHT stories is by going to places where they were copied and reposted or Google cache. Is that a good for readers (or shareholders)?

In conclusion, Mr. Sulzberger, please do what you can to resurrect my articles onto the Internet.

Failing that, could I please drop by sometime to download a digital copy of my articles for my own reference?

In advance, thank you for your help on this.

Sincerely,

Thomas Crampton

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Tonight: Literary Death Match With Eve Batey

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I COULD CRY! This is the sweetest thing ever.

Tonight’s edition of Literary Death Match features guest judge Eve Batey, editor and publisher of the SF Appeal.

Eve was an early supporter of Mission Mission, and she’s been instrumental in its continued success, providing us with lots of free advice, journalism lessons, legal counsel, and a shoulder to cry on when times got tough. Thanks forever for everything, Eve.

She’s also got a mouth on her you wouldn’t believe, and a fiery temper to match. And poor impulse control. So it’ll be fun to see her on stage, ripping some poor poet to shreds.

The fun starts early: 6:30PM at Elbo Room, $5.

Photo by Sarah Hromack.

Previously:

Bright Lights at the Elbo Room

Interview with LDM’s Todd Zuniga

LDM at Amnesia

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SFist Tonight Addendum: Literary Death Match With Former SFist Editor

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why does everyone think i'm such an asshole

Hey you. Be sure to head over to the Elbo Room for an early evening bout of literary brilliance, competition, and vicious jugdement. Peter Orner (The Second Coming of Mavala Shikongo), Ellen Sussman (Dirty Words), April Sinclair (Coffee Will Make You Black) and Jesse Nathan (Dinner) will all put their plumes on the chopping block at tonight's Literary Death Match. Wielding the axe are Andrew Leland and former SFist editor and current editor and publisher of SFAppeal Eve Batey, who, as Mission Mission so eloquently puts it, has "a mouth on her you wouldn’t believe, and a fiery temper to match. And poor impulse control. So it’ll be fun to see her on stage, ripping some poor poet to shreds." Not to be missed. Oh, and it starts early-ish at 6:30PM at Elbo Room, $5. See you there.



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daniel libeskind: zlota 44

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architect daniel libeskind adds a new high-rise to the skyline of warsaw, poland, inspired by the city’s
history. zlota 44 is a 251 unit building consisting of 54 floors. the building is currently under construction
and is projected for completion in 2010. being born in poland, libeskind wanted to create a building that
would give a new profile to the city’s skyline, embracing warsaw’s aspirations rather than being another
corporate building. the eastern face’s form is derived from the path of the sun, providing daylight to the
surrounding buildings. libeskind believes that residential buildings will play a major role in shaping cities
in the future and aims to create something architectural distinctive with this project. while most of zlota 44
will be devoted to residences there will also be a retail section and underground parking.

http://www.daniel-libeskind.com


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Arthur Sulzberger's Deal To Save The Times

Carlos-Slim-Helu.jpgRemember back in January, when Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim saved the New York Times (NYT) by lending it $250 million?

Yes, well, we knew then that the deal was dizzyingly expensive--the corporate equivalent of borrowing money from a payday loan shop.  What we didn't know was just how expensive it was--and how many puppet strings the clever Carlos attached.

A summary:

The New York Times borrowed $250 million from Carlos Slim for six years.  But of this $250 million, the company actually pocketed only $242 million. 

What happened to the rest? 

$3.5 million went to the usual "transaction costs" (a.k.a., investment banking fees).  $4.5 million, meanwhile, went to a mysterious "investor funding fee."

arthur sulzberger jr.jpgWhat is an "investor funding fee"? NYTCo's latest SEC filing doesn't say, exactly.  But it sounds as though NYTCo had to pay Carlos Slim $4.5 million upfront for the privilege of borrowing his money. (At your neighborhood payday loan shop, this would presumably be described as a "processing fee.")

And now for the cost of the actual money:

In exchange for its $242 million, NYT is paying:

  • Annual interest of 14% on the full $250 million.  Over the six years, that will add up to $210 million.  The cost of this money, in other words, is almost as much as the money itself.
  • Warrants to buy 15.9 million shares of NYTCo stock at $6.36 a share.  This is equivalent to more than 10% of the company.  NYTCo worked for a century to build a global enterprise, only to suddenly give 10% to the neighborhood payday loan shop.

And now for the strings:

Say what you will about the ethics of Carlos Slim's various business dealings, he is not a stupid man.  For example, he was not about to lend the New York Times $250 million only to watch the company piss it away on, say, journalism.

Under the terms of the deal:

  • NYTCo is not allowed to incur any additional debt until March 2010--and then only if the company's fixed charge coverage ratio exceeds 2.75 to 1.  This ratio is a measure of the company's ability to repay the debt with cash it generates from operations.  It is Carlos's way of assuring that NYTCo does not continue to mortgage its business and and bury its stakeholders just to maintain the size of its newsroom.
  • NYTCo may not mortgage any of its properties or stuff (with certain exceptions).  Why not?  Because mortgages are secured loans, which means that the lender can seize the collateral before unsecured lenders like Carlos get their hands on it. 
  • If NYTCo sells anything--its Boston Red Sox stake, for example--it must use any cash it gets in excess of $10 million to pay back Carlos or buy tangible things that Carlos can seize if NYTCo goes bankrupt (such as other companies or capital equipment).  If NYTCo does not use this "excess cash" these purposes within a year, it must offer to buy back Carlos's bonds at full price.  In other words, if NYTCo sells its Red Sox stake for $150 million, $140 million will likely go straight to Carlos.

All of which makes that $4.5 million upfront fee a bit more understandable.  Working out all these restrictions and making sure the NYT sticks to them is annoying...not to mention the hassle and cost of  seizing and reselling stuff if the company ever goes bust.  So who wouldn't want to be paid $5 million upfront?

For the New York Times, meanwhile, this money was just about as expensive as it gets.

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May 8, 2009

Know Your Meme: Peanut Butter Jelly Time

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For comparison's sake

Since I ripped a hobby pack of Goudey over here, I decided to compare it with a pack of retail Goudey. To main differences right off the bat: The retail wrappers are green. You save some green too, at $2.99 a pack instead of $5.25. Now to the cards.

73 Magglio Ordonez

I seem to be attracting Tigers now. Mags is a solid player for the Bengals.

72 Miguel Cabrera

The biggest star in the pack. Unfortunately the upper left corner was mangled out of the pack.

93 Howie Kendrick

If it weren't Friday night, if I didn't have several beers in me and if the braves weren't getting creamed by the Phillies I'd probably do some research on how well Howie is doing this year. I'm going to pop open a brewski fresh out of the freezer instead.

35-95 4 in 1 Goudey
BJ Upton, Lastings Milledge, Chris Young & Matt Kemp

I haven't really looked into the checklist for this set yet, but I think I'll have to do so now. The card number intrigues me... #35-95? Does that mean these cards aren't part of the set? Does that make them an insert? A parallel? I'll have to figure that out this weekend. Another odd thing is that in the original 1935 Goudey set the four subjects were generally grouped by team. Here it looks like Upper Deck went with the "young outfielder with lots of upside" theme.

41 Kerry Wood Mini

Yay! A mini! Minis have green bars on the bottom instead of red for some reason. I wish UD had taken the time to slap on an Indians logo on this card.

149 Kurt Suzuki

I have to say this is a nice looking card. Nice choice of picture for Kurt and the green looks good on the A's card.

159 Lou Marson

This card, not so nice. Orange and Phillie red? Eeeecccchhh. I don't know who this guy is.

176 Erik Bedard

Actually I changed my mind. I just hate the orange backgrounds. I'm not a big orange fan to begin with and it looks rotten with the red bar on the bottom.

So, there's a hobby and a retail pack. The players in the hobby pack were much better, but that's just the luck of the draw. Both packs had two SPs/parallels/inserts/whatever so that's a wash. The decoy code card was neat in the hobby pack but is there really a $2.26 difference in these two packs? I don't think so.

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Bar of the Week: 675 Bar

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Eschewing bottle service and promoters, 675 Bar, from restaurateur Steve Hanson and B. R. Guest, offers a welcome respite from the Meatpacking District’s grim nightlife shenanigans. And although skipping the necessary evils that many of the neighborhood's venues rely on to pay the bills could mean less money for Hanson, it means a better time for you. Located in the former Level V space, which was apparently a sex club in the ‘70s, 675 Bar is full of private nooks, their untoward origins diffused with homey, retro touches: one room features a foosball table, another includes a library with color-coded books from Housing Works. Almost all the ‘60s era furniture and light fixtures in the sprawling, subterranean space were found in vintage stores around the city, with the exception of Rufus, a giant horse statue standing guard by the pool table -- he was shipped over from L.A. Mixologist Eben Klemm has created an eclectic mixed drink menu including a rye-lover’s delight called The Rest and Recuperation ($12), made with rye whiskey, Six Point Rye (served on tap along with Bass, Stella and Hoegaarden for $5.50), and topped with a pretzel stick. Lighter, May-themed cocktails are also available for $10 (a handful of month-themed drinks will rotate on the menu) including a soft gin and chamomile concoction. Keeping with the space’s swanky wreck rec room theme, the menu includes after-school snacks with a twist, including hot pockets wrapped in prosciutto ($8); French bread pizzas, ($8) and thick-cut rosemary potato fries ($7). Stop in and give Rufus a pat. 675 Bar 675 Hudson St., (212) 699-2410 Photo from nymag.com

Obama Will Address Muslim World From Egypt

pyramidsThe White House announced today that Egypt has been chosen as the site for President Obama’s upcoming major speech to the Muslim World.  Obama had promised during his campaign to deliver the address from a Muslim capital city but deciding on its location has proven difficult due to both political and security concerns.  The speech will take place in Cairo on June 4th, as an added stop to a trip the President had planned to Normandy, France for the anniversary of the D-Day Invasion.

If ever there was a time for President Obama to utilize his widely admired oratory skills, it is this speech.  Obviously not speaking Arabic will present an obstacle in reaching out to the Muslim world, but the approach of the United States to the Islamic world that the President will signal in this address will have profound implications for our foreign policy going forward.  LINKS:

WaPo: Obama to Address Muslim World From Egypt

AFP: Obama to address Muslims in Egypt in June

BBC News: Obama to address Muslims in Egypt

Citi Field Pole Sitting

Don Hahn Solo was also at Thursday night's game. He paid $50 for this view:

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If you only pay $40, construction guys come down and turn your seat away from the field.

In Prom 427, we can't see about 20 percent of left field. When a ball is hit in that corner, it's kinda like listening to the game on radio.

OMG Dan Baum Doing Storytime On Twitter

ZOMGQUICK, everyone, quick! Dan Baum is explaining, in real time on Twitter, how he got fired from the New Yorker! Update: Gah! He pulled a cliffhanger!

randomsox: letsgomets: “Edge”, 1973 There are so many awesome...



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letsgomets:

“Edge”, 1973

There are so many awesome things going on in this photo, I don’t know where to look. The fight. Pete. The hair. THE STIRRUPS.

The shoes. They’re like ballet slippers compared to cleats today.

Interesting Chat With Famous Zit Remover

Yeah, that guyThings I did not expect to type today: I rather enjoyed this interview with Dr. Jonathan Zizmor of “I’m going to stare at your subway ad so I don’t have to make eye contact with this deranged man who is clearly about to whip out his junk and wave it at me” fame. He and his wife are pals with Curtis Sliwa, which has got to make for some amazing dinner party conversation. Also? Maybe we will start Summer Fridays next week.

Ted Dziuba on Sphinx

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Flicked Off: “Adoration”

Flicked OffYee-haw! It’s the first of three blockbuster movie opening weekends! RIGHT NOW there’s “Star Trek,” and then there’s “Angels and Demons” next weekend (Ha ha, I can’t wait!) and then “Terminator Salvation,” which is about an angry Christian Bale screaming at the future, on May 21, and then… well, a bunch of crap and then on June 24 is “Transformers Two: Megan Fox’s Rack’s Revenge.” So let’s start reviewing the big-budget blockbusters—with “Adoration,” the latest adventure flick from Canada’s answer to Michael Bay, Atom Egoyan! Blammo! Blam blam blammo!

This movie is about a frightening present-day Canada in which hot Scott Speedman, in a beard, is an angry futuristic tow-truck driver in some Canadian city. He is rocking the flannel and bad attitude. So he is raising this slightly creepy nephew, I guess, who is obsessed with his dead parents and, because of that, and because of his creepy, boundary-less teacher for some performance art class in his high school—they have performance art in high schools in Canada!—pretends his dad set his mom up to be a terrorist. Rude!

But he pretends this performance art is real, which I guess is part of the performance artiness of it, and everyone on the Internets gets all freaked out about it! But they are on this magical different Internet? Which is like, everyone has video iChat, and it’s full-screen and high-bandwidth, and everyone, old and young, spends all their time looking at each other and chatting but chatting by talking, not by typing, and it’s running on some operating system that doesn’t exist on our planet.

This is so irritating, so endlessly irritating, so mind-blowingly irritating, that I could barely think about the rest of the movie, which ranges from mildly ponderous to kind of awesome to super duper ponderous. Here is the thing. There is an Internet. People chat upon it. It looks the same pretty much wherever you go. People mostly only use video chat for 1. jerking off and exhibiting themselves in acts of perversion or 2. to conduct fake Blogging Heads type videos. They do not video chat upon it regularly! And not in groups! Can you imagine what would happen if there were 16 people in a video chat room together? It’d be like *static* *ten people talking at once* *static*.

THAT INTERNET WILL NEVER HAPPEN, ATOM EGOYAN. THERE IS AN INTERNET ALREADY. USE IT IN YOUR MOVIES. Like, you wouldn’t have a perfectly normal movie with a car that had rubber flying squirrel wings just because for no reason. Cars look pretty much like cars, whether you are in “Crank” or in “Herbie: Fully Loaded On Painkillers.” It is a car!

Well, so, this movie goes on for a while, then it turns into a Hal Hartley movie for a little bit because there is this scene with the kid’s teacher and Scott Speedman and an angry cab driver which is really funny and surreal. Then something ponderous happens.

Oh I don’t know! I don’t want to be mean about it. I mean, this is a smart movie, on paper, that just unravels a bit, or sometimes a lot, and doesn’t make all kinds of sense but at least it’s about crazy weird things! And in the season of the blockbuster, when you know how everything will always end (WILL CAPTAIN KIRK BECOME A CAPTAIN?), it’s soothing to be watching a movie in which you don’t know where terrorist dad or crazy cabdriver or hot towtruck-driver or stupid performance art lady will end up.

Previously: Wolverine, Tyson.

NYC subway ridership trends mapped

Mike Frumin took the NYC subway ridership data from all the way back to 1905 (!!) and graphed it on a map, with a sparkline of the ridership data for each stop. Frumin explains the project a little more here.

The result, after much whacking, is, I think, compelling, but you'll have to see for yourself. The general idea it that the history of subway ridership tells a story about the history of a neighborhood that is much richer than the overall trend. An example, below, shows the wild comeback of inner Williamsburg, and how the growth decays at each successive stop away from Manhattan on the L train.

Tags: maps  michaelfrumin  nyc  subway 

PEN World Voices: Poetry Reading

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Blurry photo of Wayne Koestenbaum and Nicole Brossard reading "Transcreation." 5/1/09

poem to understand
how people bend
before an idea
their hair barely brushing the depth of silence

Poem(é), Nicole Brossard


5/1: After "Discovering Unbearable Truths," I headed to the Bowery Poetry Club for two events: Poetry Reading  and The Translation Slam.  This post will address the reading.  The slam requires it's own space (you'll soon understand).


What drew me to the reading, honestly, was the opportunity to hear Nicole Brossard, one of my favorite writers, read her work in person.  I've heard that she's a charismatic and dynamic reader of her own work and she did not disappoint.


My notes are very fragmentary.  I would jot down, quickly, a few observations or lines after each author finished reading.  Looking back on my notes, I find myself scratching my head.  Why did I write "nice belly"  with regard to Brossard?  I realize that most of my notes have more to do with the performance of the poems than what the poets actually read.  And what they wore.  Here you go:


Nicole Brossard (Québec)

-reads from Notebook of Roses and Civilization, published in 2007, translated by Erin Mouré and Robert Majzels

-"people bend before an idea"

-pronounces "tongue" like "tone"

-nice belly

-reads "Transcreation" with Wayne K (bright pink striped shirt, snug teal pants)

-word-crust

-if the seesaw swings back hot to trot

-"a vague smack of the lips"

-"and, of course, you TREMBLE"

-"I don't know if time goes too fast, but I'll try to make it"--finished with 2 poems in French, the last one full of "je" sounds


Narcís Comadira (Catalonia)


-wearing a bright orange silk scarf

-also a translator and painter

-reads from "The Dream" translated by Mary Ann Newman

(The poems Comadira read are all available in the chapbook Triumph of Life and Other Poems, published and edited by PEN and the Institut Ramon Llull--this was one of several publications freely distributed during the festival.)


János Térey (Hungary)


-read a poem in prose, trans. Tim Wilkinson

(attention lapsed, so I can't offer much more but here's a link)


Wayne Koestenbaum (U.S.A.)


-"Proust too in need of sani wipes"

-"the bedwetter and Anna Freud equally up in arms"

"clarion call"--why are Jews the one ethnic group that has not been objectified erotically?  (why is there no Jewish porn?)

-titles for Jewish porn: "Tight Jewish Assets," "The Jewish Pizza Boy: He Delivers," "The Jewish Oral Exam," "Jews Beg for Mercy"  (from Best Selling Jewish Porn Films (Turtle Point, 2006))


(Salsa playing in the background, coming from the building next door)


Uwe Kolbe (Germany)


-thanks the translators for making it possible for him, and many of the other poets, to read their work.

-"the wonderful gift of several translators" (in attendance)

-"cheers to the translators" (this is so kind--in fact, what I actually wrote was "YAY!")

-reads poems about a sailor

-"the world's kitchens"

-"only had a single sherry"

-"tearful beer" (?)

-"the nectar/ holy communion wine"


Fuad Rifka (Syria/Lebanon)


-reads English translations of his work

-reads one poem in Arabic and English: "you now that the faraway mountains are always faraway"

-Daniel Scherr (sp?), interpreting for Comadira, is translating Rivka's poems into Catalan.  I wish I had a video/audio of this simultaneous translation.  

-"at night the sun always rises"

WHAT THE NEW YORK MEDIA REALLY THINKS: Be sure to read the small...



WHAT THE NEW YORK MEDIA REALLY THINKS: Be sure to read the small print.

Moving from Cheer to Joy, From Joy to Awl

I met a girl at a party the other night who’s an actress with a stultifying day job, and she was telling me about how she sits at her desk and reads Gawker all day because “there is nothing else to do.”  She was I think a little shocked at the vehemence of my response to this, which I had to explain — she didn’t know I had worked there, and after I told her she probably did not think me any less of a crazy person.

Anyway, lucky for her, there is now something else to do!  Choire and Alex (Balk) are trying a brave experiment in, do we need another news aggregation site.  When they were first launching it I wasn’t sure that we did.  “Post-Twitter, we don’t need another aggregator blog,” was what I said to Choire, in an email.  I was wrong.  Turns out, it is really nice and useful to have two people who are so good at sifting through the dross of the entire Internet, and figuring out what’s actually important and interesting on it, sitting there all day and doing that.   Besides being great curators those two guys are very funny, though I don’t always agree with them.  And of course once in a while they or their columnists lapse into the kind of knee-jerk dismissive nastiness that dogs the medium — that actually, at this point, dogs the media.  But mostly I think they’re as aware as anybody can be of the avoidable pitfalls of internet writing.  And they are geniuses at coming up with tags and headlines — total disregard for search engine optimization a la “People are idiots and yet I am responding to that idiocy” will always be beautiful to me — and they have *never once* very rarely mentioned the Hipster Grifter.

Also they let me have an advice column, which so far has been kind of hit or miss, but the one about Twitter and the one about pot and the one about karaoke were all solid.  Though we are running through the areas of my expertise rather quickly.  Anyway, please send questions.

Let's Not Fool Ourselves

There's a lively debate today about which if any Democrats knew about various torture practices on a relatively contemporaneous basis. And we're going to have reporting today from TPMmuckraker about what certain documents do or don't mean. Speaking for myself though I'd be very surprised if the key Democrats at the time weren't briefed on a lot of this stuff. And to the extent that they didn't know the details, that it might have been not wanting to know rather than having been kept in the dark.

If it turns out that the Democrats in leadership were really kept wholly in the dark about this stuff, that'd be nice to know, I guess. I'd like to think they're not compromised. But expecting or hoping for that strikes me as a recipe for disappointment and eventual special pleading in their defense.

To me, though, this is precisely why we need some version of a Truth Commission, probably one that at least on first blush is not about assigning blame or recommending punishment but simply finding out, in as disinterested a manner as possible, just what happened and who knew and okayed it.

I just think we're fooling ourselves if we don't see that many, many people -- even a lot of the "good guys" were and are compromised by what happened.







PEN World Voices: Discovering Unbearable Truths

Uwe Kolbe and Uljana Wolf in conversation with Susan Bernofsky


I arrived late, after Uljana Wolf had read her poems, but in time to hear Uwe Kolbe read "Fathers and Sons."  The panel description tells us that "These two writers from Germany woke up one day to realize that their lives were built on some terrible lies. Uwe Kolbe discovered that his own father had been spying on him for the Stasi, and Uljana Wolf had a similar awakening. Find out how they put the truth of their lives back together, came to reinterpret their pasts, and how these understandings influenced their writing."  From this description, one can draw a connection to Kolbe's poem, even though it doesn't read explicitly autobiographical.  


Wolf and Kolbe offered reflections on their status as post-war writers, though they represent different  generations.  Kolbe was already an adult in 1989; Wolf, a ten-year old child.  Their perspectives and experiences may differ but they acknowledge that so much remains to be uncovered and understood with regard to East Germany, and their works respectively emerge from this desire to make sense of the past.  They continue to breathe the "air of suspicion," as Kolbe calls it.  At the same time, their work has also moved in other directions, to other times and places.


Q&A: An audience member was not pleased by what she perceived to be an evasion of the original topic.  "Can we address the topic of the panel?" meaning, I suppose, the personal 'unbearable truths' hinted at in the description.  I understand that hearing these personal narratives may have motivated attendance but the question also missed the point, which is how these true stories find expression in or shape their poems.  Someone at the festival said "poetry concerns itself with the truth."  This isn't a point I care to argue, but the panel highlighted a familiar tension between talkshow truth and partial truths.  How does poetry concern itself with what is unbearably or unbelievably true?  Maybe like this:


FATHER AND SON

Keeping the distance 
and staying close together 
with dangling arms. 
The father the uniform, 
the son with Rasta hair. 
The Father's got Prussia in his rucksack, 
the son on the surfboard 
towards the mouth of the river. 
The Father travelling, 
the son the internal emigration. 
The Father the letters, 
the son doesn‘t speak. 
Father, who takes it easy, 
son to his heart. 
Fighting each other without rules, 
more seriously than anytime at the playground, 
longer than lifelong. 
The Fathers never die, 
one hears since ears have existed, 
and seldom do the sons live.

© Translation: 2001, Sapphire/Ramona Lofton


What is the true story:  In 1989, after the Wall came down, some artists were "invited" to see their Stasi files.  It was discovered that the poet Sacha Anderson, a friend of many East German artists, had been a Stasi informant.  "Like a spider sitting in a net."


In 1992, Kolbe was able to read his file.  "[It was] like someone wrote you a biography, and autobiography, yet you had no idea."  He flipped through the pages, and came upon a few written in familiar type.  He recognized it as his father's typewriter print.  Kolbe was estranged from his father, and when he confronted him, his father defended his actions, claiming that the information he provided kept the Stasi from engaging in more extensive investigations.  "I defended you," his father said.  Another informer was a good, older friend.  According to Kolbe, that betrayal carried more of a sting.


Citing Gabriel García Márquez as an example, Kolbe remarked that "most of what 'real' literature is is telling your own story."  Post-war writers "are just telling their own story, coming from different places...east or west, or whatever." 


From where I was sitting, I had trouble hearing Wolf and didn't take as many notes when she spoke.  Her poems are wonderful, mesmerizing.  Here's a link to a few from DICHTionary, translated from the German by Susan Bernofsky.

Harriet Tubman postcard

Darrell Gane-McCalla Harriet Tubman postcard $1 A postcard of the sold out Celebrate People's History poster. A celebration of Harriet Tubman and the Combahee River Action. full color offset printed postcard 4"x6" unsigned/unnumbered 02pctubman_400.jpg

Researchers Making New Literary Discoveries That Will Eventually Be Owned By Google

"This version tests better."Neat (yeah, suck it, it is neat) piece in the Journal on how the move to digitize literary works of antiquity has resulted in a number of new discoveries, including lost gospels, an alternate version of Medea in which the main character does not kill her children, and what is believed to be an attempt to reboot the Oedipus franchise by explaining that the Theban king and his wife Jocasta are “just cousins.” (I may have made one of these things up.) Anyway, fascinating stuff.

Florent to Rise Again in New Location by 2011

2008_07_florent.pngAfter hearing some exciting rumors of a new iteration of the dearly departed Florent in Carroll Gardens, the Villager calls the man himself, Florent Morellet, to get the story:

"'There is something I’m working on,' he said, 'that’s not in Carroll Gardens, that’s not in the Meatpacking District.' He confided he’s looking 'in Manhattan,' noting, 'a restaurant is something that should be centrally located.' Morellet said anything is 'at least a year and a half from now,' and that he’s thinking along the lines of 'a 24-hour Florent.'"
Morellet is also considering doing something in the Hudson River Park, but don't expect that until at least 2012. Meanwhile the new owners of the defunct Florent/R&L space go before the community board this Tuesday to present their new plan for the one time MePa icon.
· VIva Florent! [The Villager]
· First Word: Florent and Fiamma Spaces to Go Before CB2 [~E~]
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Mets, Citi Field Starting To Grow On me

Mr. Met
The Mets have won four in a row. Pelfrey is now 4-0. Wright, Beltran and Reyes homered. We swept the Phillies. We're in second place.

Dare I say it, I had a fine time at the old (new) ballpark last night. There, I dared say it.

I went out early to my second game at Citi Field, in my ongoing quest to figure out Citi Field. After entering the rotunda, I made a first visit to the Mets mega store. There signing autographs was an old familiar face: Rusty Staub.

After perusing the store, I made my way up to the Promenade area, heading towards the Promendade cafe behind home plate. On opening day, one required a special ticket to get in this exclusive bar. Not so anymore, apparently. I was able to enter, order a beer and watch batting practice from a great view. I had the best, coldest Brooklyn lager beer ever while eating my smuggled sandwich. The sun began breaking through the clouds and had a bonding moment with Shea Field. I then randomly ran into Ron Hunt, confirming my suspicions that this was the right watering hole.

As for the game, the Mets didn't make us suffer too much. Beltran and Wright both hit two run homers in bottom of the first off a wobbly Jamie Moyer. We built up a 7-1 lead, which the Phillies slowly chipped away at, aided by some lousy calls by the 1st base umpire.
In the top of the 8th, the first base ump made a terrible interference call against reyes during a rundown play. Jerry Manuel got himself ejected, which was the right thing to do. Then Pedro Felliciano gave up an Ibanez 2-run homer, which was the wrong thing to do. The score was then 7-5, but K-Rod was able to record his 9th save.

The seats were still about 30 percent empty during the game, but the passageways were packed. I think many folks are still treating Shea Field more asa tourist attraction than a ballpark, which is to be expected. But the crowd was more familiar and knowledgeable this time out and the Mets played better, which always helps.

Lets see if Jon Niese can make it five in a row tonight.



visiondivision: al hakawati (the storyteller), dubai


al hakawati (the storyteller) zaabeel park, dubai
image courtesy visiondivision


the thyssenkrupp elevator award was a competition which asked architects to develop
an iconic tall emblem structure for zaabeel park in dubai.

for their proposal visiondivision designed a statue based around al hakawati -  a storyteller,
whose profession that goes way back in ancient arabic times and still is performed in the
arabic world today.  the statue will be a home of stories; a children’s library in its base
and various spaces for performance and reading inside of the statue.

in every part of the park, small speakers will be set up so people can gather around them
and listen to the statue when he recites stories; perhaps great legends from one thousand
and one night, historical anecdotes from the city itself and future speculations, all this
performed with an animated body language.


al hakawati (the storyteller) zaabeel park, dubai
image courtesy visiondivision



al hakawati (the storyteller) zaabeel park, dubai
image courtesy visiondivision



al hakawati (the storyteller) zaabeel park, dubai
image courtesy visiondivision


the statue
the walls in the base are stairs on the outside which leads to the platform where the
storyteller begins to rise. windows punctuates various stairs for a bright indoor environment
without any direct sunlight. the statue also has big rooms inside of it for reading,relaxing
and other social activities. each big room has its own theme, be it a gold room, a crystal
cavern, a green room or a room full of fish tanks, or the night views of dubai.



al hakawati (the storyteller)  - diagram of elevator sections
image courtesy visiondivision


technical aspects
the statue can move its arms and head; this demands an articulate joint between the elevators
and the floors on these critical points. the joints are similar in function to those seen in joint
buses, and will guarantee an uninterrupted movement inside of the statue, even if he slightly
tilts his head.
the arms and head movement is controlled by computers and can mimic a prerecording of
an actor for example. the rigid parts of the statue are made out of a steel frame structure with
a cover of sheets of steel. the movable parts must be flexible, thus a material like rubber
or silicon with a coating that mimic the glossiness of the steel is preferable.



al hakawati (the storyteller) - library floor plan
image courtesy visiondivision




al hakawati (the storyteller) zaabeel park, dubai
image courtesy visiondivision



al hakawati (the storyteller) zaabeel park, dubai
image courtesy visiondivision



gold theme room in the eyeball of al hakawati (the storyteller)
image courtesy visiondivision

May 7, 2009

more review-board and git

I tried to read more of review-board documentation, and it looks like the post-review tool I was talking about in an earlier post doesn't do exactly what I want... Besides, it doesn't work when there is a relative path on the subversion server. I've dirty patched it (no guarantee at all that it doesn't break something else) to make it do something instead of failing (see gist below).

On the other hand, it looks like it still insists on using 'master' one way or another which doesn't really work for me. Ideally I would have to modify that too, or maybe add an option to the tool to make it accept a svn diff in input, because surprisingly it doesn't exist (post-review really wants to do the diff itself, which is... noble).

Posting a patch.diff based review right from the command line instead of using my browser would still be a total win, anyway.

 

This Looks Like A Linkdump But It Is More My Own Craziness

Shared by Eve
"Then you come back to them toward the end of the day and you’re like, Oh, yeah, you, but at that point you do not want to write a goddamn word about them." THE AWL IS SO GODAMN GOOD IT MAKES ME WANT TO GIVE THE FUCK UP I KNOW I SAY THAT EVERY DAY BUT I MEAN IT

The problem with having a website where you only write about things that interest you is that a lot of things will not be of interest to you. For instance, today I am completely uninterested in reading or writing about: Miss California, Ayelet Waldman, Michael Savage, Jimmy Fallon winning a Webby, Webbys in general, Jimmy Fallon in general, whether Obama threatened recalcitrant Chrysler bondholders (but if he did, you know, good for him), and still Jimmy Fallon. Just not interested.

Still, there are always things that are vaguely appealing that you leave in an open tab and then completely forget about while you’re busy running outside to buy cigarettes or posting bear videos or bitching about the rain and thinking to yourself, Jesus Christ how the fuck does anyone live in Seattle, no wonder Kurt Cobain blew his brains out etc. Then you come back to them toward the end of the day and you’re like, Oh, yeah, you, but at that point you do not want to write a goddamn word about them. But they are still good links that deserve to be clicked on. It is no fault of theirs that they were not addressed earlier. Anyway, these are some of the things I was like, Hey, interesting! about today. Perhaps you will enjoy one or two yourself. Perhaps not. Life is often unpredictable.

• The rap guy who was a DEA informant

The big losses at Rupert Murdoch’s English papers

The suburb of Jew, where rich Australians live

• Something about why we can’t pay attention (yeah, yeah, I know)

Woody Allen and American Apparel. I’ve been vaguely following this one for a while; I understand that American Apparel is basically trying to further damage Allen’s image so that when they ultimately settle it will be for less than the $10 million he’s suing for, but there’s a whole weird message being sent which is essentially that if you’re enough of a scumbag American Apparel should be able to use your likeness for commercial purposes free-of-charge. It’s like the new scarlet letter or something.

• Former UK Deputy Prime Minister (and recovering bulimic!) John Prescott’s impression of Gordon Brown

Silvio Berlusconi. I am fascinated by Silvio Berlusconi. Some day there will be a very long post about him that I will spend three hours writing and you will skip over. Fortunately for both of us, that day will not be today.

Click through or don’t. But now my conscience is clear: these links did not expire in vain.

Momofuku Bakery & Milk Bar

One of my favorite places in the world.

Who Is Xavier Paul?

Paul entered the year as the No. 11 prospect in the Dodgers system, with my write-up calling him a “second-division starter, or more likely a fourth outfielder.” I also said Paul was bound for Triple-A this year, but “should make his big league debut at some point during the season.” I just didn’t expect for this to be the situation.

While it sounds almost oxymoronic, Paul might best be described as toolsy without tools. Other than his arm, which is plus-plus, Paul doesn’t have any plus tools, but he doesn’t have any minus ones either. He can hit a little bit while drawing a few walks, he has gap power, he’s an average to a tick-above runner and a solid-but-unspectacular center fielder.

A fourth-round pick out of Slidell High in Louisiana, Paul has made slow progress through the system, repeating High-A in 2006, and having a bit of a breakout last year with a .316/.378/.463 line at Triple-A Las Vegas. Scouts who have seen Paul climb the ladder say the improvements are real, as he’s become a more adept hitter, lunging at fewer breaking balls out of the zone, and becoming more comfortable in using all fields with his swing. A significantly lower strikeout rate gives statistical evidence to this as well. This year, he’s been even better, with a .344/.385/.542 line brought down as the result of a recent 1-for-16 slump, as he hit .408 in April.

As an outfielder who can play all three positions, hit a little bit and run well, Paul certainly has big league value, but left-handers have always been an issue for him (he’s just 4-for-26 against them this year) so he’ll always need a platoon partner. He’s no Manny, but he helps plug the whole created by his suspension a bit.

Be Like Manny!


Want the experience of getting busted with 'roids AND taking fertility drugs? Play these two games and you can!

Steroid Quest!

Octomom! The Great Baby Rescue!

Fifty game suspension nothin'... Manny will have to take a lot more time off to take care of all those kids he'll pop out after abusing fertility drugs.

H/T: Baseball Musings

P.S. - When you're ready to play a good game, try Hex Empire.

P.P.S. - My apologies to the Dodger fans out there. After the Jordan Schafer suspension I feel your pain. i am truley sorry for your lots.

Perempuan Merdeka

Taring Padi Collective Perempuan Merdeka (Freedom For Women) $7 Another image from Taring Padi, Indonesian radical print cooperative in Yogyakarta. This image translates to: Freedom For Women! Women of the world, unite and move forward! Silkscreen poster of linocut image 15" x 18" Heavyweight paper perempuan400.JPG

Frontloading wonderment

Rob Weir explains how to give a lecture. Solid advice that applies to conference presentations or even writing.

The most common reason for bad lecturing isn't phobia; it's that professors don't value the craft enough to hone their skills. Use such individuals as negative role models. Think of the most boring lecturer you've ever encountered. Do the opposite!

Tags: howto 

Where did it all begin?

Made of This is a three part series from The Economist's More Intelligent Life magazine in which people are asked about early memories that shaped the rest of their lives. Part one, part two, part three.

I must have been around seven or eight. My mother, a dancer, was -- and is -- very bright. And I very clearly remember her saying: "What you see as red is not necessarily what I see as red." I of course said: "But red is the colour of a cherry and tomatoes." And she said, "Yes, but you don't know what I'm experiencing when I look at a cherry or tomatoes." It immediately fascinated me, that things weren't obvious. It was really exciting.

Your Pup Could Star in a Dogumentary

imagesPurina asks “is your dog a star?” Your could your dog could star in Mighty Dog® Nation: The Movie, a 3 to 5 minute feature dogumentary. Upload a video of your dogs story to their site, then users will vote on the winning dog. If selected, Purina will send a production crew to your house to capture your story (I’d love to see those ruff cuts. Badump-bump ching!) All types of pooches are encouraged to enter including the front porch defender, couch paw-tato, inquisitive headmaster, intentive adventurer, and the wagging walk on role.

Gaussian goat!

Some days I feel just like a gaussian goat.

Gaussian Goat

This is perhaps what the world would look like if human vision could perceive all of an object's possible quantum mechanical states at the same time. (via today and tomorrow)

Tags: art  photography 

Nate Silver: Is American Car Culture on the Skids?

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Nate Silver, the stat-mining fortune teller behind FiveThirtyEight.com, has written a piece for Esquire suggesting that Americans may be weaning themselves off their collective auto addiction. Falling gas prices aside, driving has been on the decline since late 2007, Silver notes. Taking factors like population and unemployment into account, he wonders:

Could it be that there's been some sort of paradigm shift in Americans' attitudes toward their cars? Perhaps, given the exorbitant gas prices of last summer, Americans realized that they weren't quite as dependent on their vehicles as they once thought they were.

Silver also points out that between 2004 and 2008, cities that took the biggest hit in home prices, like Las Vegas and Detroit, were "highly car-dependent," while Portland, Oregon had the largest gains.

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The Presence of Print

About two years ago, Dan Visel ended a thoughtful post on the New York Public Library's newly-installed Espresso Book Machine by proposing: "There's a discussion here that needs to happen."

In light of the second version of the Espresso Book Machine (EBM) coming out here in England, I'd like to take up his proposal.

First, a little bit about the machine and how it's improved over the last two years. The machine, produced by OnDemandBooks, put simply, is a device that allows individuals to print books from a digital catalogue on demand. The original idea was to facilitate customers' access to books on backlist, or, in its more ambitious conceptualization, to function as a vending machine that provided books in places lacking the space in which to store them (think cruise ships). As Dan Visel noted in his original post, the version installed in the NYPL was a hulking contraption that took a long time to produce books outstanding only for their poor quality:

"Holding my copy of Faulkner in my hands, the overwhelming feeling was one of cheapness: the book had been reduced, finally, to being a disposable consumer object, available as easily as a latte at Starbuck's. The books that the Espresso was putting out every twenty minutes existed for demonstration purposes...I sensed that the books probably wouldn't be read."

Since then, ODB have made the size of the machine itself more compact (it still looks like a photocopying machine), decreased the printing time, and significantly widened the material available. As Blackwell's CEO put it upon the EBM's installation in its Charing Cross store two weeks ago, "It's giving the chance for smaller locations, independent booksellers, to have the opportunity to truly compete with big stock-holding shops and Amazon." Put bluntly, the unique selling point of the EBM from the perspective of book store owners is that the breadth of titles immediately available will lure customers away from sites like Amazon and back into their bricks-and-mortar shops.

Also since then, a lot has happened in the publishing industry. Not the least of which is Kindle 2, as well as the iPhone, Apple's imminent Kindle-Killer, and the expansion of GoogleBooks' content (which includes magazines as well as books). Instantaneous access to limited, but rapidly-expanding, content is now expected and easy in numerous digital formats.

So, what has the EBM got that the digital formats haven't? One thing, really. Presence. While the cost of books printed by the EBM is low, swathes of online content is free, and e-readers will, like all technology, decrease in price in due time. On-screen readability has progressed impressively and may even have an advantage over the smaller fonts used in standard printed books. If the iPod is any indication, people are willing to pay a more significant amount up front in exchange for total and ubiquitous access to their personal catalogue--up until now, of music, but perhaps soon of books as well. Many music stores now allow customers to download music from in-store digital stations in order to avoid purchasing the physical CD itself. The EBM, with a comparable catalogue, suggests that the same will soon be available to people toting along their E-Books to the store. Plug in, download, read. All these factors would seem to spell a speedy end to the EBM.

So again, I ask, what has the EBM got that the digital formats haven't? And again the answer is Presence. If people are going to continue to purchase paper books, publishers have got to do for books what the music industry failed to do for CDs. While the CD-stand or -case was almost de rigeur in 1990s interior decor, people soon realized that a tower of transparent plastic was not the personality statement piece they imagined it could be. Yet vinyl records, despite their obsolescence, retain their appeal for many, from nostalgic Baby Boomers to cool-hunting teens. Perhaps it is, after all, the sound quality, but I'm willing to bet that the labor put into sleeves and liner notes is what has guaranteed their enduring appeal. Records are fetishized objects, while CDs are shiny detritus disks. At this moment in time, books seem poised to go either way.

How can the EBM and the publishing industry at large promote the permanence of the paper book? Capitalize on what already makes the book appealing. Its Presence. Looking at my own bookshelves at the moment, my eye is pleased to see three elegantly-designed paperbacks of Murakami's works leaning against one another, while lamenting that the fourth was produced by a publisher with a lesser eye for design and display. My Penguin Classics form a band of black crowned with a single red striation, and my cookbooks' spines flash an array of color that, frankly, makes me hungry.

Of course, all of these are mine. I chose them, I own them, I feel their presence in my home. But many, many other people also own them. They have what I have like the certain green-and-white paper coffee cups alluded to in the Espresso Book Machine's name. But what if, instead of being a customer, accustomed to the books that weren't customized to me, I were a patron? What if books, instead of being made more disposable, were restored their status of belonging? What if printing allowed us to imprint ourselves on the books that we've printed? All of this seems to oppose what printing inherently is and what it revolutionized, as Elizabeth Eisenstein argued. But it is easy to argue that standardization was not an inevitable end to a technologically-determined progression.

What if the EBM allowed us to design books the way we want to see them and want them to be seen? At present, the only choice allowed is paper color. And the desire to keep prices low--an appeal that Amazon and online content already have--demands that options be limited. But what if I could change the cover of that fourth Murakami book to a design more fitting with the other three? What if publishers commissioned more than one artist to produce cover designs that competed for our attention and won them pretty royalties? What if I could hide my Harlequin romance novel behind a cover bearing Kafka's name? What if I could expand the margins of pages in order to accommodate my written conversations with the text? What if I could append an index with a concordance of a single character's use of the word "phoney"? What if I could print up the journalistically-toned novels of Marquez in Courier font and the Iliad in Herculanum? What if I thought something as precious as Poe deserved octavo? What if I printed the Wife of Bath's Tale before the Knight's?

The what-ifs are many and obviously expensive. But what if we could bend and shift the standardization that is the essence of printing? What if we could change printing to be more present that it already is? Physical witness to a choice made now and in the present.

Taste This Book

muji_spice_bookWhat a cool (or rather on most pages, hot) idea- a cook book actually contains sheets that are embedded with spices. This MUJI Taste Leaf book by Nick Bampton allows you to just tear out a page and use it. The paper used in this book are edible and are embedded with the spice that dissolves in heat. I don’t think the concept has been picked up yet, but I hope it does get made and distributed. It’s a perfect idea for travelers, folks with little cabinet space (me!) and it saves on owning countless jars of spices.

Sweating the details

The Ministry of Type highlights a small but significant feature on the UI of the Xerox Star, a computer with an early GUI: precise positioning of icons on a dithered background in order to avoid rough edges.

It may be subtle, but it's the kind of thing that reduces the overall apparent quality of your work, the stuff that marks out your work as being standard (read: mediocre) or exceptional. If you feel you shouldn't get precious about such things, perhaps graphic design isn't your thing.

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Manny Ramirez's Suspension Becomes the Giants' Gain

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Add a note"We can't tell you how many times we too have gone to the doctor, only to be prescribed some sort of distant anabolic steroid derivative, which, for some reason, we keep taking again and again until we can punch a hole in the ceiling." This is true! I have seen Brock do this.

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Great news, Giants fans. The LA Times reports that, as of this morning, Dodgers left fielder Manny Ramirez has been put on temporary suspension for 50 games after testing positive for an illegal substance. And, in classic prescription drug abuse excuses, Ramirez blames the doctor.

Recently I saw a physician for a personal health issue. He gave me a medication, not a steroid, which he thought was OK to give me. Unfortunately, the medication was banned under our drug policy. Under the policy that mistake is now my responsibility. I have been advised not to say anything more for now. I do want to say one other thing; I've taken and passed about 15 drug tests over the past five seasons. I want to apologize to [Dodgers owner Frank] McCourt, Mrs. McCourt, [manager Joe] Torre, my teammates, the Dodger organization, and to the Dodger fans. LA is a special place to me and I know everybody is disappointed. So am I. I'm sorry about this whole situation.

We year you, Manny. We can't tell you how many times we too have gone to the doctor, only to be prescribed some sort of distant anabolic steroid derivative, which, for some reason, we keep taking again and again until we can punch a hole in the ceiling.

Anyway, Ramirez 's suspension comes on the heels of the LA Dodgers coming in at no. 1 in NL West, with the Giants trailing close behind at no. 2. With Manny out for the next couple of months, according to NBC Bay Area, "no one will be able to come close to replacing Ramirez's production ... which will likely make the team's 13-0 home start a distant memory by the time Ramirez returns to the lineup." Which? Is fantastic news.



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T-Mobile supporting iPhone? Yep

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It doesn't sell them. It doesn't promote them. Apparently, however, T-Mobile will support them. The Consumerist is reporting today that a recent change left iPhone users on the T-Mobile network without voicemail. Worse, when someone tried to call an iPhone on the T-Mobile network, the system sent a blank text message. Unless the iPhone user had an unlimited text account, those little messages were costing money.

Several customers contacted Executive Customer Support and got a phone call that acknowledged the problem, and gave the customers a 1 month service credit.

T-Mobile, through a representative, said "T-Mobile, though they do not offer the iPhone, (but) they are committed to supporting users on their network who have them."

True to their word, within a day or two the problem was fixed.

Wow. Just wow.

Via The Consumerist

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Hu-Manny Growth Hormone

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I think the "Manny or no Manny" debate of the 2009 winter was settled today. If you voted "No Manny," you won.

Manny Ramirez, who will be suspended 50 games for a first-time positive test, signed a two-year, $45 million contract before the season.

Ramirez's suspension will begin Thursday night, Major League Baseball said in a statement, and will cost him about a third of his $25 million salary this year. He will be eligible to return July 3.

Ramirez said in a statement released by the players' association that he had been given a medication, not a steroid, that a doctor had recently prescribed him for a personal health issue.

"Unfortunately, the medication was banned under our drug policy," Ramirez said. "Under the policy that mistake is now my responsibility. I have been advised not to say anything more for now. I do want to say one other thing: I've taken and passed about 15 drug tests over the past five seasons."

The suspension shows that baseball's drug program is working. But it once again tarnished one of the game's premier sluggers. Ramirez joins the ranks of Barry Bonds, Mark McGwireAlex Rodriguez, who have all been tied to the use of performance-enhancing drugs over the past decade. Unlike Ramirez, those players were not suspended because their alleged use came before 2004, the year M.L.B. began suspending players for a positive test. and

Ramirez's suspension may take away some of the focus on Rodriguez, who admitted using a performance-enhancing substance from 2001 to 2003 after it was revealed he tested positive for steroids in a preliminary phase of baseball's drug testing system in 2003. Major League Baseball, however, is investigating whether Rodriguez lied to its investigators about the time period in which he used the drugs.

Ramirez's loss will jolt the Dodgers, who on Wednesday night set a modern major league record with their 13th straight home victory to start the season. Their 21-8 record is the best in baseball.

Ramirez joined the Dodgers through a trade from the Boston Red Sox in August. He propelled the Dodgers to the playoffs last season, hitting .396 with 17 homers after the trade. He signed a two-year, $45 million contract before this season and was hitting .348 with 6 homers and 20 R.B.I. in 27 games.

Ramirez apologized to his Dodgers teammates, owners and Manager Joe Torre. "L.A. is a special place to me and I know everybody is disappointed," he said. "So am I. I'm sorry about this whole situation."


Chicago's Salami for the Soul

Romaniansalami.jpgI used to think Seasonal Affective Disorder was something psychologists made up to so that crazy people felt better about themselves. But, it was a hard won winter in Chicago, and the blankets of snow and the razor chafe of Lake Michigan squalls took their toll on me.

But, just as I was to fall upon an icicle dagger, my good friend, Aamir, the hard drinking non-pork eating Muslim that he is, saved me with beef salami. He’d been telling me about Romanian Kosher for years. In fact we endured an hour of bumper to bumper traffic on surface streets on a Saturday drive to visit the place a few years ago, only to find it closed (Being the silly goy I am, I did not realize shabbas is for rest, and not charcuterie).

And so, I’d been without their tasty housemade wares for years, until last week when Aamir bestowed upon me a ruddy medium hard cured beefy log of salami. Busting it open and peeling back the casing, I was rewarded with a waft of garlic perfume. It had a beautiful density, nice white fat marbling, and a touch of spice. It was, frankly one of the best salamis I’ve had. It didn’t take long before I slathered up some toasted Lithuanian dark rye with Boetjes mustard and piled on some pink meaty salami slices. Crunching on the thing, the singer Jewel and her popular refrain “Who will save your soul?” popped in to my head. At that moment, Romanian Kosher Salami would.

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Free running

Free running is like parkour except that the former is more expressive than the latter. Whereas parkour is the efficient movement through space, free running adds acrobatic flair for aesthetic purposes. One of the more talented practictioners of free running is Levi Meeuwenberg; here's a demo reel he made of his stunts.

Popular Science recently examined the physics of the jumps involved in both sports.

However, by bending and rolling, the time of impact can be increased to as much as 0.3 or 0.4 seconds. By decreasing his velocity over this extended period of time, the force is substantially reduced. Applying the above calculation with an acceleration time of 0.4 seconds we now get Fground = 2000 N (460 pounds). It's still a significant force but as you can see in the video quite manageable for someone with the proper skill, strength and technique.

I'm behind on my Ninja Warrior, but Meeuwenberg did quite well on a recent appearance, advancing further on the show than any other contestant. (via justin blanton)

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Detroit’s Problems Worse Than We Thought

We’ve been covering the massive problems with the American auto industry here at TakePart, and we knew Detroit was in trouble. However, it’s much, much worse than we thought. Photographic evidence, after the jump.Oh hell.

Yes, Detroit has closed. Apparently the bailout didn’t work.

We saw this sign on the way back from Kentucky, and my buddy Sean snapped a picture with Keegan’s camera (there’s your photo credits, guys).

Stupid New Tax On The Self-Employed In New York

The MTA is also quietly screwing freelancers.

You know: along with everyone else. So Governor Paterson was glad-handing folks outside the subways this morning, and it’s a miracle no one took a swing at him. Last night the New York State Senate passed the heinous stupid MTA bill, which no one likes. Here’s one more reason to hate the MTA taxing jobs: there’s an additional self-employment tax! Yes, make sure you kick all the people who just got laid off who are trying to start small businesses. (Cough!) Spotted by an eagle-eyed smart friend, the self-employment tax is ludicrous.

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Yes, okay, it’s only .34% of everything you make if you are self-employed and make over $10,000 a year. (Though annoyingly, it also demands quarterly payments. Yes! Separate quarterly payments!) Still: nickel-and-diming self-employed people is an outrageous mistake.

For further evidence of the MTA’s stupidity, enjoy this little bit of legal mind games about the taxi fares tax:

ALTHOUGH THE TAX IS IMPOSED ON THE TAXICAB OWNER, THE TAXICAB OWNER MUST PASS ALONG THE ECONOMIC INCIDENCE OF THE TAX TO THE PASSENGER BY ADJUSTING THE FARE FOR THE RIDE, AND THE PASSING ALONG OF SUCH ECONOMIC INCIDENCE MAY NOT BE CONSTRUED BY ANY COURT OR ADMINISTRATIVE BODY AS IMPOSING THE TAX ON THE PERSON OR ENTITY THAT PAYS THE FARE FOR A RIDE.

Got that?

Breaking: Manny Ramirez Tests Positive, Suspended for 50 Games


Manny's being Banny(ed)

From Sports Illustrated,
Los Angeles Dodgers slugger Manny Ramirez tested positive for a banned performance-enhancing substance, incurring an immediate 50-game ban and serving as the highest-profile reminder yet that the use of such drugs in the testing era may have been reduced, but not eradicated.

Major League Baseball plans to announce the suspension later today. Ramirez, a baseball source told SI.com, explained to baseball officials he was uncertain he was taking a banned substance and may have had a medical reason for using the substance. The source said the substance was not classified as a steroid but was clearly defined as a banned performance enhancer according to the drug agreement between baseball and its players association. Banned substances can only be taken with prior knowledge and medical clearance from baseball's drug-program administrators. Such exceptions are known as Theraputic Use Exemptions, or TUEs. The suspension is an indication Ramirez did not have a TUE for the substance.



Well, it's good to finally understand what "Manny being Manny" means.

Blogger Yanks David Simon’s Wire

David Simon, who created the greatest TV show ever ohmigod it’s like Dickens etc., testified before the Senate Commerce Committee about the future of newspapers yesterday and told members that if newspapers die no one will be left to cover City Hall. Gawker’s Ryan Tate offered an excellent response.

Vendor Power!

Candy Chang has written up an excellent overview of her process producing a visual policy brief for Making Policy Public. Street vendors in New York City can be hit with a $1,000 fine for such minor infractions as not displaying their badge prominently enough, or for not placing their cart precisely in relation to the curb or store fronts. To clarify the confusing regulations from multiple NYC agencies, the Street Vendor Project and Center for Urban Pedagogy worked with Candy to create this visual, multi-lingual fold-out poster that demystifies vendor rights and regulations (along with a few fun facts.) Check out Candy’s write-up and download a PDF of the poster. Knowing one’s rights can potentially save working class vendors thousands of dollars of fines, making a big difference in their lives and the lives of their families.

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In Videos: Chef Dan Barber Speaks on Sustainable Foie Gras

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On Monday night, Dan Barber, the pioneering farm-to-table chef of Blue Hill, won the James Beard Foundation award for Outstanding Chef of the year. This video of him at the Taste3 conference in Napa Valley last year focuses on the politics of foie gras. "The problem for chefs is that it's so freakin' delicious." True, true. Sure, you can cook great food without it, but that's like biking the Tour de France without steroids, he jokes. Barber mostly talks about a farmer named Eduardo Sousa who works on a small farm in Spain and doesn't torture his quackers before we spread them on crackers.

Now, what I really want to know—what's that guitar doing on stage? Was there a foie gras jam session we missed off-camera? The video, after the jump.

Dan Barber Speaks on Sustainable Foie Gras

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Manny being Barry

Baseball Prospectus | Unfiltered. The LA Times got the scoop — Manny Ramirez has been suspended for 50 games as a result of a positive test for performance enhancing substances. Updates as information breaks.

Duncan Watts on Friendship: I

I met with Duncan Watts the other day at Yahoo Research, nine blocks south of our BW offices in midtown. He's a Columbia professor, a Yahoo researcher, and one of the leading experts on social networks. He wrote the book Six Degrees.

As I was going through my notes with him, I was thinking: There's a blog post, there's another... So I think I'll do a short series of posts on my interview with him. (I'd blog the notes, but they're hen scratched in a notebook)

First, a question: How many friends do you have? Regardless of how you interpret the word "friend," Watts says, you'll likely answer with a lowball number. "People are terrible at estimating," he says. Since (until the age of Facebook) we didn't keep track of casual friends, sociologists came up with ways to estimate our circles of friends and acquaintances.

* How many people named Stephanie do you know?
* How many airline pilots do you know?
* How many plumbers do you know?

They'd ask about 50 questions like this. And since they had the data on how many Stephanies, airline pilots, plumbers, etc. there were in society, they could calculate how many people their subjects knew by name. "In the early 90s," he says, "it came out to an average of about 300. The upper limit was a couple of thousand." These are about the same numbers people have on Facebook. The point: Facebook doesn't add to the number of our friendships; it just keeps all the friends and acquaintances around.

By the way, Watts, who has been on leave from Columbia to work at Yahoo, is giving up his tenured position this spring. You might think that employment at Yahoo is less than a sure thing. But he's a leader in an extremely hot area of research. If things go poorly for Yahoo, others will scoop him up. Plus, he's got a book contract.

Trekked Out Dept.

The first graf of Ebert's review of the new Star Trek movie makes me worry that my fears about the franchise being turned into a loud, annoying action movie are all too founded:

Star Trek :: rogerebert.com :: Reviews

“Star Trek” as a concept has voyaged far beyond science fiction and into the safe waters of space opera, but that doesn’t amaze me. The Gene Roddenberry years, when stories might play with questions of science, ideals or philosophy, have been replaced by stories reduced to loud and colorful action. Like so many franchises, it’s more concerned with repeating a successful formula than going boldly where no “Star Trek” has gone before.

And that was exactly what I told everyone who asked me what I thought of the trailer: Star Trek is not, at heart, an action story, and I am tired of it being shoved relentlessly in that direction. Then again, the original series was the product of a peculiar moment in time and a specific outlook that you probably couldn't duplicate today even if you wanted to, so perhaps what we have now is the Trek we deserve.

I'll still see it; I just don't have high hopes for it being more than eye candy (shilling for nose candy).

Take my film, please

Kristin here–

As I mentioned in our main entry about Ebertfest, Nina Paley’s animated feature, Sita Sings the Blues, was one of the highlights of the festival. Afterward I had the privilege of moderating the onstage discussion with the director and University of Illinois film professor Richard Leskovsky, who has a special interest in animation.

Sita has not had a regular theatrical release, though Nina has made it available to theaters, festivals, and everyone with access to a high-speed internet link-up. She gives it for free to anyone who wants it, believing that people who see it will pass the word along and that as the film becomes more well-known, it will become more valuable as well. Income should flow in. Nina is confident, some might say cocky about this. The thing is, she may be right. Sita is a terrific film, and I can well imagine a ground-swell of interest gradually building. Indeed, it’s happening already. Here I am, blogging about it, and others are as well. Non-bloggers are emailing their friends. Festivals have booked it up to the end of this year and beyond.

Roger Ebert found Sita early on, and his program notes were also his online review, which begins:

I got a DVD in the mail, an animated film titled “Sita Sings the Blues.” It was a version of the epic Indian tale of Ramayana set to the 1920’s jazz vocals of Annette Hanshaw. Uh, huh. I carefully filed it with other movies I will watch when they introduce the 8-day week. Then I was told I must see it.

I began. I was enchanted. I was swept away. I was smiling from one end of the film to the other. It is astonishingly original. It brings together four entirely separate elements and combines them into a great whimsical chord.

The four elements are: a sketchily animated account of the breakup of Nina’s marriage; the tale of Rama and Sita from the Indian epic, the Ramayana; musical numbers that all borrow recordings of Ms Hanshaw; and three shadow-puppet narrators who try, not always successfully, to recall the details of the Ramayana and its background history. As Roger says, somehow all this achieves complete unity.

The timing of the Ebertfest screening was fortuitous. Within the next few weeks, the DVD release is due. Of course, you can already watch it online and/or burn your own DVD. But for those who can’t or don’t want to, you can buy the DVD package, complete with what is described on the film’s website as a predownloaded copy of the film.

As Roger’s review says, Nina is a hometown girl. She started out doing comic strips and then made some animated shorts before progressing to Sita, her first feature. Her father taught at the University of Illinois. Her mother was an administrator there. Both have supported her in the making and distribution of Sita, and both were present throughout the festival.

Here’s a transcript of our conversation (that’s Nina at the far left, Richard, and me). Applause, laughter, and a fast-talking film director at times defeated my efforts to catch every word of my recording, so some details have been lost.

KT: I know you want to talk about how you’ve been getting the film out to the public, but I’d like to start off by talking about the film itself, which is fascinating. I think we can start with the computer animation. A lot of people think that you were pushing a lot of buttons and somehow the computer was generating the images. But obviously you were generating them yourself by painting and collage and so forth. Could you just start with the process of what you did before you put this material into the computer and then what you did afterwards?

NP: Well, there are a whole bunch of different styles and techniques used in the film. The style of the musical numbers, actually I drew that in Flash using a lot of really simple tools, so the perfect circles have a smoothness that you don’t get by hand. By the way, I want to mention that what you saw was not 35mm. You saw HD-cam, and there are actually 35mm prints of this, and seeing it here was very strange. It was unusually solid, rock solid, a little bit troublingly solid, although that is the ideal that film technology has been striving for. But 35mm prints have all these scratches and splices, and grain and a kind of warmth that moves around, which is almost like a kind of very desirable filter that really warms up the film. So watching it in 35mm is different. I was noticing how computery it looked on the HD projection at this particular size, because I was looking for imperfections that simply weren’t there.

But anyway, yeah, I did some paintings on parchment paper. To me, some things were simple, because I only had me working on the animation, and I used as many computer shortcuts as I possibly could. Most of the technique was what’s called “cut-outs,” so I made pieces of things, moved them around, and the computer does what’s called “tweening.” [i.e., in-betweening, filling in the frames between key points] There’s a little bit of full animation in there. It would take a long time to say everything that I did.

KT: Yeah, but every bit of that visual material was something that you put into the computer in some fashion, so that-

NP: The computer didn’t draw it, that’s for sure. I drew it, whether I started with paper or drawing on a little [digital] graphics tablet or eventually I got what’s called a Cintiq, which is a monitor you can draw on. You can draw straight into a program through the monitor, and so what’s on the monitor-it tricks you into thinking you’re actually drawing on the screen, but it went through both my hand and the computer.

KT: Is this the kind of thing you teach? Do your students learn how to do this kind of animation?

NP: No. I’d love to teach this. A lot of the students are just not [inaudible]. So right now I’m teaching visual storytelling, which is a much more basic class, and I taught something called “classic film and video” for a while at Parsons [School of Design]. I actually really like to teach artists. I’m teaching people who already know what they want to say and already have a voice and just need a little bit of technical-it’s slightly faster if they ask me rather than reading a manual. I learned by reading manuals.

RL: It struck me that you’re a woman artist making an animated feature, and actually one of the very first animated features, done ten years before Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, was Lotte Reiniger’s The Adventures of Prince Ahmed, which also deals with Eastern myths. You actually did a little bit of the cut-out animation there, too, with the shadow-puppets. That brings a nice circularity-

NP: Well, hopefully this isn’t the last one!

KT: Was that the silent film that you referred to in your film?

NP: I still haven’t seen that film. First of all, everything has influenced me, because everything influences everything else. Culture [inaudible] language, so there’s a language of cell phones, a language of animation that comes from every piece of animation that’s been shared ever. So even if I haven’t been directly influenced by something, I haven’t seen the actual film, I will have been indirectly influenced by it simply keeping my eyes open.

RL: All the Annette Hanshaw songs are accompanied with the Flash animation, but it looked like there was a couple of different styles of Indian art represented there, from different periods. Tell us a little bit about what the choice was.

NP: The Ramayana is thousands of years old, and it also covers an enormous chunk of geography. It’s very popular not just in India but also in Cambodia, Thailand, Polynesia, Indonesia, this huge swath of South and Southeast Asia-parts of China. So there’s just this enormous range of art styles that have come up around it, and the styles I used in the film were influenced by just a tiny, tiny sample of that. Obviously shadow puppets. The designs were derived from puppets from Indonesia, Korea, Thailand, Malaysia, and also India. There’s a whole slew of paintings. There’s lots of Ramayana paintings that were actually commissioned by Muslim [inaudible] who had money. There were collages of these traditional arts. Everything went into the hopper, all going into my head Everything goes in there, grinds up, and comes out.

KT: Traditionally in animation the entire soundtrack is done first, which is not the way it’s done in regular live-action filmmaking, but of course it’s virtually impossible to synchronize cartoons if you have someone doing the voices after the animation is done. So could you tell us a little about the soundtrack and how much of it you had ready by the time you started the visuals?

NP: Well, I should say, the whole production, it’s not like I had everything ready when I started the visuals. The way you’re supposed to make a film, first you’re supposed to write a treatment, and then you’re supposed to write a script, and then you’re supposed to, if it’s animation, have everything designed and do breakdowns and storyboards and this and that, and then at the very end you animate it.

I didn’t have to do that, because it was just me working and it was with a computer. So I came up with things as I was going along. The whole structure of the story was there, because the Ramayana is this very well-established story that’s been told billions of times. I knew that story. I also had the songs, so the first thing that I synchronized and edited was the songs. As I was working on those, I was figuring out how the rest of the film was going to come together. The [inaudible] part of the film was the three narrators, who were just friends of mine who I convinced to go into a recording studio, and I asked some questions about the Ramayana. They were all very busy and went, “Oh, I should have read more before.” The conversation that they had was actually quite typical, because I had so many conversations with so many Indians, who-it was just uncanny, they really captured the twenty-first century zeitgeist of Ramayana, I guess.

RL: That intermission was a bit daring.

NP: I should mention that the 35mm print, depending on where you see it, it has surround sound and the HD only has stereo. If you see it on 35mm, depending on what speaker you’re near, you’ll hear different complete conversations coming out of each. Some of those conversations are extremely funny. I recommend the left rear speaker. There will be Will Franken, who’s a distribution executive, talking about unsellable the film is. And there are people on the front right speaking Hindi. I think they’re saying, “I thought this was a children’s film.”

So, yes, intermission. Old American musicals had intermissions. I was watching some of them while I was working on the film, and sure enough, two-thirds of the way through, intermission comes up. Bollywood films still have intermissions-a three- or four-hour-long Bollywood film has a little gap. So it was a tribute to both old American musical films and all Bollywood films. When I showed the film in Livingston, New Jersey to an audience of primarily Indian-Americans, during intermission they just left for 15 minutes. And they missed my favorite part of the film, which is the part that comes a minute after the intermission.

Nina’s favorite part, shortly after the intermission

KT: I can second that statement about the 35mm, because I was lucky enough to see this film three weeks ago in 35mm at the Wisconsin Film Festival, and it’s a different experience. I’ve enjoyed both of them, but I think there are definite advantages to 35.

It’s actually much easier for most people to see this film on a computer screen or television, because you chose a very unusual way to disseminate the film to the public. Can you talk a little about that?

NP: Why, yes, I can! You can see this film for free online if you go to sitasingstheblues.com and follow a variety of links and get the film. You can get everything from a streaming version from New York Public Television to a 200 gigabyte file from which you can make your own 35mm print if you have $30,000 to download it. Briefly, every file I have for the film is either online now or it’s going to go online. It’s a completely decentralized distribution model. People have compared it to Radiohead’s [inaudible] English model [for their "In Rainbows" album, 2007], but that’s different, because that relied on a single, central location where you got the audio, and it was tracked. It was simply what you decided to pay.

Mine is totally decentralized. I shouldn’t even call it “mine” anymore. It’s yours. This film belongs to you and everybody else in the world. The audience, you and the rest of the world is actually the distributor of the film. So I’m not maintaining a server or host or anything like that. Everyone else is. We put it on archive.org, a fabulous website, and encourage people to BitTorrent it and share it. That’s what’s happening, and we hope people do it more. There’s also broadcast versions, which you can download. If anyone here is from a television station, you can broadcast this for free.

Which begs the question, why is Nina Paley giving her work away for free? Doesn’t she want to get money? The answer is yes, I want to get money, and I believe that I will get money. I think I am getting money from this, because the more people share the film, the more valuable the film becomes. I have told people after screenings that they can get the film for free online, but I have some DVDs which I sell for twenty bucks, and here for twenty-five bucks-the Virginia is still remodeling, so this is for the Virginia.

I should also mention regarding DVDs that we, my mom-Oh, I should mention my mom! Sorry, I[inaudible] my parents, of course, who gave me the gift of life and all that, but my mom, who gave Sita Sings the Blues the gift of being its festival-relations manager, which is a huge, huge job. For those who don’t know, my mom was the main administrator of the math department of the University of Illinois and is a spreadsheet master and business-communications master and stuff like that and has been just essential to the film having such a successful festival life. So, thank you, mom! [Applause]

Anyway, I have made thousands of festival screeners so that festivals will have something to preview, and we’re down to the last 35, or at least we were this morning, and we handed them to the people in the Virginia, and that’s it for DVDs until a few weeks from now I’ll have the new purchasable DVD edition available.

RL: Will there be special features?

NP: Because the film is free, people can subtitle it freely, and the new one will have some subtitles. There’s gonna be more subtitles online. It’s been translated into French and Hebrew and Spanish and Italian and pirate. [applause and laugher covers a stretch of speech] The thing is, the film is now half-way. It will just continue growing, so whatever the DVD is, it’s just snatched off the stuff we have as of this week. So it’ll be the film, it’ll be a bonus feature called Fetch, a film I made, it’ll be some subtitles, I think there’ll be a couple different audio options.

It’ll be a very nice package, because basically what I’m selling is packaging for the film. If you have a computer, you’ve got your own packaging. You just download it. But many people just the same want an actual printed package. There’ll be two editions. There’s the artist’s edition, a limited edition of 4,999 DVDs, because for every five thousand DVDs I sell, I have to pay the licensers more money. You may think that’s too bad, and it’s OK if the other DVD distributors pay the licensers more money, but I [inaudible] paid $5,000 in order to decriminalize the film, so that I wouldn’t go to jail.

Jean Paley from the audience: Fifty thousand!

NP: Fifty thousand, yeah. Fifty thousand dollars is enough.

KT: Which is for the song rights.

NP: Yes. Those old songs. I cannot thank Roger enough for writing about this film. Also, after he wrote about it on his blog, my colleague, a professor of copyright law here, said, “Does he know about the copyright issue of the songs?” The film uses old songs that were written and performed in the late 1920s. Had they been from 1923, they would be in public domain now. When they were written, they were supposed to be in public domain in the 1980s, but there have been these continuous, retroactive copyright extensions, so they may never enter the public domain.

We were so relieved that Roger agreed that what copyright law has become is really not serving culture or people. These copyright extensions have really gotten way out of control. [applause] They [inaudible] me so much that I actually question copyright fundamentally, but even those who don’t agree, I think, that retroactively assigning copyrights is not actually acting as an incentive for dead artists to create more art.

Whereas these songs. It’s a scandal, these beautiful songs! Many people have never heard of them until seeing my film. That’s just a crime. She was a huge seller in the twenties. Huge! Why is it that we can’t hear her music? It’s because all the rights are controlled by corporations, and anybody who dares to share Annette Hanshaw’s music is risking a lawsuit or jail. As I did. As I decided I was willing to do. I didn’t realize I was doing civil disobedience at the time. I didn’t realize how severe the possible punishments were for doing this kind of thing, but even had I know I would have done it anyway. I have no regrets. Now, I’m turning into a full-time free-culture activist. [applause]

Some of you may know my dad is a retired math professor here. But I grew up in this science and engineering culture. In all these books about copyright, people always talk about scientists and how scientists share information. How it’s really important, this really strong ethic of sharing information. Scientists seek to discover some really great information to share it with the community, and that actually benefits the contributing scientist.

As an artist, it’s actually exactly the same. My status vastly increases as I share this film. But I think it’s quite possible that the way I was growing up here formed me that way, to see it this way. A lot of artists don’t see it this way. People see it as property. I just wanted to share what I’ve been thinking about a lot. [applause]

RL: Has your film prompted an Annette Hanshaw revival?

NP: Not an official one. I should mention that the only reason that these songs exist in a form in which we can hear them at all is because of the efforts of underground record collectors, because the corporations that have the official rights to control this music hadn’t done it. They actually scrapped the masters. There’s no surviving masters of Annette Hanshaw’s recordings, because they were so very valuable that in the forties they were sent for scrap metal. And yet somehow it would be theft if somebody in America released her recordings today.

But yeah, there’s this wonderful network of record collectors who just preserved her stuff on lacquer, and that’s how I originally heard her songs. I was staying in the home of a record collector, and he actually had Annette Hanshaw on 78s. And this is the tip of the iceberg. There’s so much amazing culture that we’ve forgotten all about and can’t get at. There’s this wealth of films that’s just sitting there, that nobody can restore, because if you restore a film you don’t have the rights to, you can get sued for showing it! And it’s very expensive to restore films, so the result is, nobody wants to touch it. Everyone is scared, and our cinematic history is disintegrating. It doesn’t last. Records actually last longer than film.

KT: We should point out that you have a very informative website, ninapaley.com.

NP: Yeah, it’s now blog.ninapaley.com, and there’s also sitasingstheblues.com, and I’m also artist-in-residence at QuestionCopyright.org.

KT: Most of the ways to get the film out to people that you’ve talked about would be DVDs or downloaded copies, but your film is still being shown in a lot of festivals, well into the future.

NP: Yeah, festivals and also cinemas. Hurray for independent cinemas! I support them, and they support me. [applause] There’s some great cinemas programming it. It’s going to be in Chicago at the Gene Siskel Film Center, very soon. And it’s going to be in Vancouver. It’s going to be in some other cities. And there’s no real time limit. There’s no advertising for this film, no paid advertising. The audience is also the public-relations department, so it’s gone completely by word of mouth, word of web, word of blog. There’s absolutely no end time. It can be screened anytime. There are some prints circulating right now, and hopefully any cinema that has a little off time and wants to give it a shot, can program it.

KT: Your mother was telling me that the film will be probably in two hundred festivals.

NP: Not two hundred. I think it’s been in a hundred.

KT: Well, there’s a long list on your website that goes into 2010, I think, so [to audience] you want to tell your friends who live in those various cities, see it on the big screen!

[Note: the list of screenings and festivals on the film's website numbered exactly 200 as of May 4.]

NP: When I decided to give it away free online, what finally made me realize this was viable was when I realized that this didn’t mean it wouldn’t be seen on the big screen, that the internet is not a replacement for a theater. It’s a complement. Many people will see it online and go, “Wow, I wish I could see this on the big screen!” And so they can, and some people like to see it more than once. Another thing is, you see it online, and that increases the demand for the DVDs. So it’s the opposite of what the record and movie industries say. Actually, the more shared something is, the more demand there is for it. [applause]

RL: Are you doing this for your short films, too?

NP: I would like it for the short films. It’s simply a matter of time. I want to do it with my comic strips. I’m still seeking a volunteer, although someone contacted me from the U[niversity] of I[llinois], I think from the library, whom I need to call. Maybe everything will be scanned and uploaded right here from Urbana, which would be awesome. But yeah, I want to go back. Just as Congress is retroactively extending copyrights, I’m retroactively de-copyrighting all of my stuff and sharing it, because that will make it more valuable. Imagine some original comic strip that everybody knows. That’s much more valuable to people than a comic strip that no one’s ever seen. Andy Warhol, for example. Some Warhol print just fetched some huge price at auction. There was a photo of it up in the newspaper. We all know what Andy Warhol’s prints look like, even though most of us have never seen them in the flesh. We all know that they’re worth a lot, ‘cause they’re famous. They’re famous because people reproduce images of them.

[People do indeed. Here's another of Nina's:]

Memorial Coliseum has been saved:
Sam Adams has told the Oregonian he plans to save Memorial Coliseum and put a baseball stadium in Lents. Not only that, but Adams' office says it plans to listen to the public on the redevelopment of the Rose Quarter, now. The city should complete the initial agreement with the Blazers within two weeks. ...

"If it really is saved then I feel like the end of Star Wars when they blew up the death star," says architecture blogger Brian Libby, who has resisted the destruction of the Coliseum since the idea was first floated,

Scratch.mit.edu now at 400,000+ projects

A couple years ago, the Lifelong Kindergarten Group at MIT Media Lab developed a Web 2.0 programming platform for kids called Scratch. Scratch allows kids, and virtually anyone else, to create and remix rich media of all kinds—video, video games, even simple photo animations. The programming behind Scratch focuses on building blocks, like Legos, to get kids not only friendly, but adept at the technology that dominates our world. Each user can create a project, whether it be a video or a video game, and upload it to share on the Scratch website. Scratch currently exceeds more than 400,000 projects, all licensed CC BY-SA, allowing any youth to flex her creative muscles and enhance a peer’s project by remixing it with her own.

The School Library Journal wrote up an excellent article about them last week, emphasizing that “Literacy in the 21st century encompasses the full range of skills needed to engage in our global society—computer, information technology, media, and information literacy skills.” The SLJ reports that Scratch is now being tested in libraries in the Minneapolis area, “to determine if the workshops and classes for young people are replicable and sustainable for a range of libraries.” Unsurprisingly, library staff are finding that kids quickly learn the program on their own, and are guided more by their own intuitions than an “expert’s” instruction.

I decided to try out Scratch myself, and found some cool projects along the way. One project by “cougars” is a photo animation of a human skateboard. Another is a video game simulation of the Buggers war from Ender’s Game by PetertheGeek. (How cool is that?)

What’s more, the Scratch program is global, available in more than 40 languages, and the code itself is free for anyone to copy, publish, or distribute.

Twitter to Take Real-Time Search to the Next Level

Twitter has some very interesting plans for its newly-unveiled live search function: soon it will activate crawlers that will index the links users include in their Tweets. In one fell swoop that turns Twitter into an even more powerful news and opinion aggregator. Look and learn, Google.

The news came directly from Santosh Jayaran, VP of Operations at Twitter. Interestingly, he was previously VP of Search Quality at Google. Twitter plans to turn its search results from a mere list of updates that people tweet related to the topic you're searching for into a fully-fledged live data source. 

For example: If you want to learn about swine flu, you'd search Twitter and turn up not only a list of opinions, facts, and news that people are Tweeting, but also information from the sites they linked to in their tweets--in this case it may well be other news sources, medical reference texts and so on. Similarly if someone tweeted a link to their blog post, you'd find data from that post appear in Twitter's search results also.

One thing Jayaran didn't disclose was exactly which content will be covered by the crawlers. If images or movies files were sampled and then appeared in the search fields alongside plain text, that would totally transform Twitter's search--and it's popular support sites like Twitpic--and in some cases making it way more potent than Google.

The danger of searching Twitter, of course, is that Twitter is as much a source of meaningless, trivial or incorrect data as interesting, valuable, real information--the inclusion of the extra info from external sites should help moderate that problem somewhat, helping you judge the "quality" of results turning up in the searches.

Jayaran has further plans on that front as well, and it involves a sort of filtering by reputation of Twitterers. Though this has a hint of centrally-biased censorship, the company is still researching exactly how to quantify a Twitterer's reputation--it certainly won't be based solely on the number of followers they have. In the future, the reputation-measuring algorithm is going to have to be pretty carefully monitored though--it's likely to have a big impact on how Twitter's search evolves, and Twitter's status as a live data source is probably the most valuable asset the company has.

[CNET via TechCrunch]

Related: Live Search Makes Twitter Even More Relevant Related: Twitter Catches Swine Flu, But Don't Shoot the Messenger Related: The Week that Twitter Tipped

not all pot holes are potholes; a great post on open government

My friend Kael Goodman, who used to be the CIO of 2 city agencies and has developed APIs for NYC as well as others, wrote a great post on the open government movement and some of the complexities and opportunities ahead. His post explains some of the complexity in NYC's 311 system on reporting just a pothole. Who knew that a pothole is sometimes a hummock and that different agencies respond to different holes? He links to great projects that are underway to take government information and use it in different ways, but he also sheds some light on the challenge of developing open government tools that make government itself more efficient. It is easier to take information and use it in interesting ways than it is to write information to a complex system. Open government is coming and it will be transformative, already there are great developments are underway in making it more transparent by utilizing the information that can be pulled out. Putting information back in, to gain efficiencies, make it more responsive, and save money is more complex.

(As a footnote: It is also useful to think about the privacy concerns of the open government movement. I've been told that every call to 311 adds information to the NYC police database. My modern European history professor, Hsi-Huey Liang, taught us that the rise of the modern state had an awful lot to do with the increase in police records. In large part today our privacy is already a moot point but the trade-off of helping government help us and providing even more information is still something to think about. To this end I'm about to start reading The Numerati, which a friend who deals in behavioral targeting told me is a must read)

I just want to watch LOST and eat key lime yogurt.

My evening ended last night with me begging a buck naked 3-year-old to just go to sleep already so I could just watch LOST. parenting at its finest, I realize, but, hello, we had just left daniel faraday and his moms in an interesting little pickle and ohmigod, he cannot be DEAD!! I took Isabella for some good old fashioned one-on-one time at the dermatologist yesterday to get 4 bumps on her belly removed. We waited over an hour to see the total chode doctor, who spent exactly 47 seconds with us to tell me that, no, these aren’t a big deal, and yes, his nurse is going to remove them. THAT’S IT. so, the nurse put some white stuff on her bumps and as we were walking out said, “oh, by the way, this might REALLY BURN her” thanks for the heads up, homes. and hoo boy, it burned her from about 4pm until about 11pm (ohmygodtheyelling!)(crazy. psycho. zombie. yelling), when she finally went to sleep. two baths, seven trips to the bathroom, three cups of water, one viewing of Enchanted and 2 episodes of care bears later.

oh, and while all this was going on, I was showing the house to potential buyers and my dog took a crap on the couch. sweet. my life, is awesome. oh, and also? not only did my nanny do this

brush

(BARF)(VOMIT)(BARF AGAIN)

but she finished my last key lime yoplait yogurt from the target run from indianapolisfestohnine. i think an emergency trip across the border to stock up on yogurt and 100-calorie packs of swedish fish and pepperidge farm cookies and fruity pebbles and cookie crisp *might* be in order.

what do you think the border dude would think if I was all, “um, yes, my reason for traveling to the states, sir, is to buy food to replace what my nanny swiped.” hmm? (seems like something the old Mike on Biggest Loser would have done. PS. MAD LOVE FOR MIKE. seriously, America better vote him into the finals. I blame brotherMax for Mike’s measly ten-pound loss) (end of tangent) He probably would be nicer to me than the jackass who didn’t want to let Sam into the country because her work visa expired in 2005. He didn’t give a rat’s ass, however, about the baby we could have been potentially smuggling across the border…who cares about babies with different last names when you have a piece of paper in your passport that you forgot to throw out!! YOU NEED TO BE TEH SMART TO BE ON BORDER PATROL.

in the meantime, while I hate on the dermatologist and pine for the fjords targety goodness, I will continue to watch Penelope, because Metalia was right, I LOVE her.

and not just because she reminds me WAY WAY too much of someone in my family (family members take heed: if you are reading this, it’s more than likely not you. heh)

New York Mets Next Error: Junk Debt

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Empty seats at Citi Field (and new Yankee Stadium) makes for bad press and camera shots during the game. But it's also bad for the business, not just the short-term, revenue generating side of things but team valuation. The Deal explains the latest news:

The New York Mets at times have been taking a beating on the field in this young baseball season, underperforming with their soft hitting and lackluster pitching. But off the field, the baseball franchise hasn't been faring well either, making a handful of errors that would leave any Mets fan cringing. The latest off-field snafu involves an announcement from rating agency Moody's Investors Service of a possible downgrade to junk of municipal bonds sold in 2006 to finance the Mets' new stadium Citi Field.

Moody's placed about $613 million of Queens Baseball Stadium LLC tax-exempt and taxable bonds (rated Baa3) sold through New York City's Industrial Development Agency under review for a possible ratings cut. The agency is concerned because the insurer backing the bonds -- Ambac Assurance Corp. -- was downgraded last month to Ba3, the third-highest junk grade.

But all that money spent on the stadium has forced the club to recoup costs partly through higher ticket prices, especially in prime seats. With the economy in a downswing, the result is many seats intended for corporate big wigs remain empty, prompting Major League Baseball commissioner Bud Selig to speak last month to Mets and Yankees officials to possibly lower ticket prices. So far, the Mets are not budging, continuing to charge $175 to $495 for 1,567 seats in the Delta Club, which includes 20 rows between the dugouts.

This follows the brouhaha several months ago of a public backlash led by politicians denouncing the club for continuing its $400 million, 20-year naming rights deal with Citigroup Inc. (NYSE:C), after the bank had received a total of $45 billion in U.S. government bailout money. Citigroup and the Mets contend their contract will be maintained because the deal was signed before the bailouts.

But that's not all: Business journalists were just as busy as sports reporters when Mets co-owners Fred Wilpon and Saul Katz reportedly admitted they lost $500 million to Wall Street fraudster Bernie Madoff, triggering speculations that a stake in the team would have to be sold. Jeff Wilpon, the son of Fred, responded that the loss would not necessitate a divestment of the team by the Wilpon family.

Now the team's financial success seems to be centered around its new stadium, and that component of the equation is not adding up. Losing doesn't help. After all, who wants to watch a faltering team play, even if it is in a new stadium. ... It's simply not worth it, especially at the level of current ticket prices. And that's what Mets' management fears.


Attention determines our happiness; focus, our success

Rapt is a new book by Winifred Gallagher that draws on scientific and anecdotal evidence to argue that attention is a finite resource which modern technology encourages us to fritter away on unimportant distracters.

I've been positing this for as long as I've been writing here. But it's worth pointing out that even before this weblog existed, religion has encouraged adherents to quiet their minds through prayer, meditation, and mindfulness. The Buddhist concept of monkey brain existed long before the Internet.

May 6, 2009

Michael Pollan, “Deep Agriculture”

Making farmers cool again
Farming has become an occupation and cultural force of the past. Michael Pollan’s talk promoted the premise — and hope — that farming can become an occupation and force of the future. In the past century American farmers were given the assignment to produce lots of calories cheaply, and they did. They became the most productive humans on earth. A single farmer in Iowa could feed 150 of his neighbors. That is a true modern miracle. “American farmers are incredibly inventive, innovative, and accomplished. They can do whatever we ask them, we just need to give them a new set of requirements.”

The benefit of a reformed food system, besides better food, better environment and less climate shock, is better health and the savings of trillions of dollars. Four out of five chronic diseases are diet-related. Three quarters of medical spending goes to preventable chronic disease. Pollan says we cannot have a healthy population, without a healthy diet. The news is that we are learning that we cannot have a healthy diet without a healthy agriculture. And right now, farming is sick.

Pollan outlined what this recovery for American farmers and food producers should be. First a post-modern food system should be “resolarized.” Right now it takes 10 calories of fossil fuel to manufacture 1 calorie of food on average, and 55 calories to produce 1 calorie of beef. If any industry should be solar-based it should be food, which was the “original solar economy.” Instead, right now “we are eating oil.” Cheap oil and taxation laws subsidize the 5 main crops (and only those crops), upon which the rest of our cheap food system is based. These main crops are planted as monocultures, which require cheap pesticides and fertilizers and produce wastes that are all problems in themselves. Pollan’s solution is not to dismantle the food system but to redirect it. Because of the long-term planning and learning that stewarding land requires, he believes subsidies of some type are essential for agriculture. Agriculture, he stated, should not be a freemarket. By picking the proper incentives we can re-localize, re-solarize, and revive the healing power of balanced farms and wholesome gardens.

Governments should reward farmers for diversifying away from monocultures. Pollan gave a few examples of where this has worked at scale. They should be rewarded for growing cover crops with the benefit of reducing erosion. Rewarded for returning animals to the mix. Rewarded for the amount of carbon they sequester in soil. Rewarded for halting urban sprawl by keeping farmland intact. In fact farmland should find a similar status as wetlands; developers and communities get “credit” for retaining farmland. Farmers should be rewarded for localize food provision. If only 2% of government contracts for food (as in school lunch programs, or government-run hospitals) required that the food be produced within 100 miles, it would transform the food system.

How might such change happen? Only if consumers and citizens demand it. One thing that might help is if web cams and images of the actual feed lot, or slaughterhouse, were required to be available for food that flowed through it. Imagine getting a carton of milk that showed not a metaphorical alpine meadow, but the real cages of the real dirty cows that produced that liter of milk. Or put a second calories count on labels, this one showing how many calories of energy it takes to deliver the item to you.

The major problem with his vision? He says there are simply not enough farmers. Only 1 million now feed the US and other people of the world. Many more people, many more college educated people, many more innovators and entrepreneurs, and many more backyard gardeners need to produce this new food system. Start in educational programs, such as one promoted by Alice Waters, where kids learn to grow food, cook, and eat smarter. “Make lunch an academic subject.” Follow the lead of Michelle Obama and make turning lawns into organic gardens fashionable, respectable.

Make farms and farmers cool again.

An ode to B&H

Joel Spolsky sings the praises of B&H, the mega photography and electronics store on 34th Street in Manhattan.

No, wait: The most amazing thing is that I have often gone into B&H to purchase a specific product, only to be talked into something cheaper. For example, once I went in to buy a field video monitor to use for some interviews I was conducting. I expected to pay $600 until the salesperson said, "Why don't you just get one of these cheap consumer portable DVD players? They have video inputs, they work just as well, and they're under $100." This was no accident. "The entire premise of our store is based upon your ability to come in, touch, feel, experiment, ask, and discuss your needs without sales pressure," B&H's website says.

Re: Circuit City, I'd wager that many of the businesses that have gone under so far have not done so because of the poor economy but because they were poor or unsustainable businesses. (via @anildash)

Tags: 2008recession  bandh  business 

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I love the ’90s

If you’re in New York please come to the New Museum’s panel about the 90s on the 15th.  I’m on it and so are Michael Azerrad, Mark Greif, A.S. Hamrah, Marisa Meltzer, and Aaron Lake Smith.  We will supposedly answer the question “If we are nostalgic for the era, what are we nostalgic for?” so, look forward to that.  I am nostalgic for this and also my lost innocence.

The Beans Are Spilled

Well, the first two beans, anyway. There will be many more beans to come.

But HBO has signed a director for the GAME OF THRONES pilot, and the first cast member has come aboard as well.

The pilot will be helmed by Tom McCarthy, director of THE VISITOR and THE STATION AGENT.


And playing Tyrion Lannister will be Peter Dinklage, who was almost everyone's "dream casting" for the role (he certainly was mine):


You can read more details in THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER, which broke the news this morning:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/television/news/e3i30b29365238b3652295a5a9e328518de

I'm thrilled.

Things are starting to move a lot faster now. The rest of the year is going to be exciting!

Maine

One key point is worth making about Maine's decision to make full marriage equality the law in their state. As far as I know, this is the first state to make gay marriage legal without any court case triggering the legislation. As far as I know, in each of the other states, either directly or indirectly, it was a court decision that got the ball rolling.



Ryan Reynolds Gets X-Men Spinoff!

ryanxmen.jpgYay! One of my gorgeous honeys is getting his own movie.

Ryan Reynolds, who is currently costarring with Hugh Jackman in Wolverine, is set to reprise his role as the mouthy Deadpool, in the aptly titled, Deadpool.

If you were worried that Dead lost his gift of gab when his lips were sewn shut in Wolverine, have no fear, his wise-cracking ability will be back in Ryan's new movie.

Obviously, Ryan is psyched -- he told Access Hollywood's Shaun Robinson that he's been wanting to play this role for years.

As previously reported on AccessHollywood.com, Ryan told Access' Shaun Robinson he's wanted to play the mercenary for almost the last decade.

"I think he's the most interesting, unusual, comic book character ever invented," Scarlett Johansson 's hubby said of his alter-ego. "He's a guy that knows he's in a comic book, which I think is hilarious. So he's incredibly acerbic and has a real dark wit to him and I love that."

Ry's a full-blown movie star, kids!

How Not To Emote Upon Killing A Cop While Driving Drunk

Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Character StringHere is a terrible story from Russia about a woman who killed a traffic cop while driving drunk. After striking the officer with her Toyota, the 22-year-old woman pulled over to text her boyfriend. The message?

“Honey, I killed a cop. I’m sorry :( What should I do?”

Now, life presents us with a number of unforeseen circumstances for which we might want to express contrition; the fact that this young woman chose to use an emoticon is less detestable than the fact that her sorrow seems reserved for herself, and not the slain officer. Also, a frowny-face is a completely inadequate way to demonstrate your grief at over taking the life of another; at the very least you should shed a tear. :’( In any event, and as a service to our readers, here are proper expressions for alternate occurrences which require more than a simple :O

%( “I was so cross-eyed drunk I couldn’t tell I was sleeping with your brother.”

& “I regret molesting that toddler.”

$x( “If I had known you were going to stick that into me I never would have put on the blindfold.”

^o^ “I apologize for coming on your tits, Madonna.”

!!!( “You’re right, it was a pretentious name for a band.”

For Books Available On Kindle, Sales Are Now Tracking At 35 Percent Of Print Sales

The most startling thing Jeff Bezos said today at Amazon’s launch of the Kindle DX, it’s large-format Kindle optimized for textbooks and newspapers, was this statistic: For books that are available on the Kindle, sales are already 35 percent of the same books in print. In other words, if a paper book sells 10,000 copies on Amazon, it will sell an additional 3,500 digital copies on the Kindle. Let me repeat that, digital books via the Kindle are selling at 35 percent the level of physical books 18 months after launch.

That is an amazing ramp up. The Kindle now has 275,000 titles, most of them are the “head” titles that most likely make up the bulk of Amazon’s total book sales. So how much of Amazon’s book sales are now digital? I tried to ask a few Amazon execs here at the press conference, but they won’t say. It is no doubt a huge number. Amazon sells $2.7 billion worth of “media” every quarter, which includes books, music, and movies. Books is still one of its largest categories, if not the largest. Let’s say Amazon sells $1 billion worth of books every quarter. And its top 275,000 titles represent 80 percent of sales. Kindle book sales alone would amount to $280 million ($1.1 billion a year), and that would not include the cost of the device.

I am making these numbers up, but even if you change it to 50 percent, Kindle book sales would be trending at $175 million a quarter ($700 million a year). The Kindle might turn out to be Amazon’s biggest growth business yet.

Crunch Network: CrunchGear drool over the sexiest new gadgets and hardware.

Infomaki goes Open Source!

Source of the world’s most gig... Digital ID: G91F314_063F. New York Public LibraryWe’re happy to announce that, as promised, our Infomaki usability testing tool has been released Open Source under the GNU General Public License. If you would like to tinker with its inner workings, you can grab a copy at https://sourceforge.net/projects/infomaki/.

This first release is a “throw it over the side and see if it swims” release. To get it running, you will need to have a decent familiarity with the Ruby on Rails programming framework. It has spotty-to-nonexistent test coverage, a bit of vestigial code, and possibly some dependencies on a RubyGem or two that we probably forgot to package. Also, there are some non-user-friendly features in the admin, such as the fact that it’s possible to delete screenshots that are in use, causing errors.

If you’re not the adventurous type, you might want to wait a couple of weeks for a more novice-friendly release. But there’s been definite interest in the software, so those who want to have at it can have at it!

We’ll soon be adding documentation to the Sourceforge site to accompany the source code, but here’s the Quick Start version for getting it running on your local machine:

  1. Have Ruby on Rails 2.2+ running, along with the database of your choice.
  2. Check out the Infomaki source code from our Subversion repository or by downloading the .zip file (see the Sourceforge project site for details).
  3. Update the config/database.yml file with your local database settings.
  4. From the command line, change the directory to the root of the Infomaki application and run “rake db:migrate” to build the database structure.
  5. Install the required RubyGems (running “rake gems:install” from command line should do the trick).
  6. Start the Rails server (type “script/server”). If all goes well , you should see the project home page at http://0.0.0.0:3000/
  7. To create content, go to http://0.0.0.0:3000/initiatives and log in with username “admin@admin.com” and password “rootroot”.

Hopefully this will be of use to a couple of people. We welcome suggestions and code patches. Have fun!

Kindle DX (by Russell Roberts)

Even in a recession, the world gets more beautiful every day. This the greatest time in human history to be curious.

Artists and Programmers

Both groups are creative, imaginative, intelligent, energetic, industrious, competitive and driven. But programmers, in my [vast world-embracing] experience, tend to be painstaking, logical, inhibited, cautious, restrained, defensive, methodical, and ritualistic. Their exterior actions are separated from their emotions by enough layers of logical defenses that they can always say “why” they did something. Artists, on the other hand, seem to be freer, alogical, intuitive, impulsive, implicit, perceptive, sensitive, and vulnerable. They often do things without being able to say why they do them, and one usually is polite enough not to ask.

--"Collaborations with Artists — a Programmer's Reflections," Nake & Rosenfeld, GRAPHIC LANGUAGES, 1972

Keep Ahead of the Crowd

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IBM 2250 display unit and light pen in a 1968 ad.

The Mayor


Take him to Detroit.

Those are some crazy ideas

Allison Arieff shares a few of inventor/author/cartoonist/former urban planner Steven M. Johnson's fantastic drawings and inventions.

In Johnson's oeuvre, nothing gets to exist if it doesn't have at least two functions: the skylight uses solar energy to cook the dinner, for instance, and the exercise bike operates the washing machine (cleaning clothes and toning the wearer's muscles simultaneously).

Self Shortening Car

Johnson's other inventions include the Nod Office, Toilets for Immodest Times, self-shortening cars, and the Bike Vest.

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Worldchanging Interview: Wangari Maathai

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wangarimaathai.jpgSustainability in a bright green world is about much more than environmentalism. It is about preserving our natural resources, yes. But it's also about seeing those resources holistically, and understanding that a healthy environment is the foundation for human health and happiness, for international security, and for economic stability.

Few people embody this vision as passionately as Dr. Wangari Maathai, a Kenyan scholar, activist and politician who in 2004 became the first woman from Africa, and the first environmentalist, to join the ranks of Nobel Peace Prize laureates.

Maathai has made a life's work of challenging tradition, questioning authority and exceeding expectations. At a time when few Kenyan women were educated, she won a scholarship to attend college in the United States, where she studied biological sciences as an undergraduate and later earned a masters degree from the University of Pittsburgh. After returning to Kenya and the University of Nairobi, she become became the first woman in her country to be awarded a Ph.D.

In 1977, Maathai founded the Green Belt Movement, which has mobilized women across Kenya to plant trees – and has paid them to do so. The Movement has since planted more than 30 million trees, and was recently depicted in the documentary Taking Root: The Vision of Wangari Maathai. Maathai has been a fearless activist and spokesperson for issues including women's economic rights, poverty and education. She was elected to Kenya's parliament by an overwhelming majority vote in December 2002, and served as Assistant Minister for Environment, Natural Resources and Wildlife from 2003 until 2007.

Earlier this year, she released her third book, The Challenge for Africa, in which she puts forth realistic but ambitious strategies for Africans to end a decades-long cycle of corruption, poverty, ignorance, environmental degradation and other deep-rooted problems. The solutions, she says, must start with the African people themselves; they must embrace and exude an image of their positive potential rather than their victimhood, and that they must demand respect and justice beginning with their own governments.

We had the honor of speaking with Dr. Maathai during her visit to Seattle in April.

Julia Levitt: In The Challenge for Africa, you argue that of all of the UN Millennium Development Goals for 2015, it's the seventh -- environmental sustainability -- that is most important. How is a healthy environment the keystone for all of these economic and social goals?

Wangari Maathai: The way I look at it, we tend to put the environment last because we think the first thing we have to do is eliminate poverty and send children to school and provide health. But how are you going to do that? In Kenya, one of our biggest exports is coffee. Where do you grow coffee? You grow coffee in the land. To be able to grow coffee you need rain, you need special kinds of soils that are found on hillsides, and that means you have to protect that land from soil erosion so you don't lose the soil. You also want to make sure that when the rains come you're going to be able to hold that water and have it go into the ground so that the streams and the rivers keep flowing and the ground is relatively humid for these plants. For the rains and the rivers you need forests and you need to make sure these your forests are all protected, that there is no logging, that there is no charcoal burning and all the activities that destroy the forest. All this really needs to be done so that you can be able to grow good coffee, so that you can have an income, so that you can send your children to school, so that you can buy medicine, so that you can take them to hospitals, so that you can care for the women, especially mothers.

We see that the environment is something to exploit, because we see the environment in terms of minerals for example, or forests, or even raw materials that we produce on our land, or even land itself. We see it in terms of what we can exploit rather than the medium in which all of these activities have to take place. But you can’t reduce poverty in a vacuum. You are doing it in an environment.

JL: In your book, you argue that it's most important for African people to develop solutions for their own needs instead of relying on aid from abroad. How do you envision a healthy exchange between Global North and Global South?

WM: I hope that it doesn't come out in the book that I’m saying that Africans don't need any help. What I am trying to say is that they need to learn to rely on themselves and to learn from other people, and when you learn something from other people, then you keep moving onward for yourself.

For example, they have land. The government of Qatar wants to lease the Tana River delta, which is in Kenya, from the Kenyan government, so that they can produce food there. People in Kenya need food. We have people who have studied agriculture. Why is it that if we really need food, we cannot go into the delta and develop our own food? Why do we have to have people come from afar to come and grow food for us, or to grow food to sell to us? It is partly because we are almost becoming used to people doing things for us. Like somebody else is going to solve that problem for us. And that to me is very disempowering system. And that system eventually can make you destroy yourself completely, because you are so dependent on others. Nobody in the world is completely dependent on another person, but we are all interdependent.

I was particularly talking with respect to aid, because that to me is one area that can make people so dependent, and unfortunately, that dependency starts with the government. It goes to local authorities and even to members of Parliament so that individual citizens almost become people who want to sit and wait for their member of Parliament to come and solve the problem. Now that won't take you anywhere. And if you follow it, you will see that it feeds corruption in the country.

JL: You write that African nations are being left behind in the global trend toward renewable energy. Do you have a vision for how African people and governments can work to bring renewable energy industries to African nations?

WM: We have been trying to follow the same development, often that we have learned from the industrialized world. Yet now the industrialized world is moving away from fossil fuels and moving towards renewable sources of energy. And because we have not invested so much into education, we don’t have the technology and sometimes we don't even have the capital to buy this technology. But obviously the world is moving away from high carbon energy to low carbon energy, and eventually moving away toward renewable energy. So it is in the interest of Africa to move towards that, because that's where the world is moving.

Unfortunately, I don’t believe she’s ready to shift -- and she needs to shift. So she needs to get the technology and she can only get that technology from the developed world. So the developed world should be willing to help her and support her and make this energy affordable. Because if Africa is left behind, she is going to continue pumping greenhouse gases into the atmosphere, especially carbon. She’s going to continue logging the forests, she’s going to continue burning charcoal, she is going to continue practicing agricultural activities that destroy the environment, and sooner or later Africa's problem will become a global problem.

That is why it is in the interest of the developed world to help her, and it is one of the reasons why I say we all need to work together to save the Congo forest, because if we don’t save the Congo forest, the Amazon forest and the southeast Asia forest, if those forests release the carbon they are trapping at the moment, much of what you will be doing in the North will be negated by the amount of carbon released into the atmosphere. So this issue of carbon is one area where we really need to work together and if people don’t have the technology they need, that technology needs to be made available and affordable.

Sarah Kuck: In the documentary Taking Root, you said that after you went to America for university, it was very hard to re-adjust to the level of women’s rights in Kenya. Can you talk about how things have changed for African women since the ’60s and what struggles women are still encountering?

WM: Things have changed tremendously. Most parents want to send their children to school, including girls, and usually poverty is the big blockade that makes them not do that. Human rights have also greatly improved. There are laws that allow women to own property, to buy property and to inherit equally as men. But the problem that we have seen since that time is that tradition sometimes excludes the girl child from inheriting; or single women may not want to be perceived as pursuing too much property. The law has come a long way in favor of the woman, but it is the tradition, the attitudes, that we often have to fight.

SK: What kind of things are happening that are changing peoples opinion about traditional women's rights and women's roles?

WM: I have seen a lot of men, for example, who will make a will and include their daughters whether they are married or not. And perhaps the greatest change of attitude is that today, at least in Kenya, if you don’t send your child to school -- unless it's a matter of poverty or religion, and it is not that there no schools -- then people wonder, "why the hell don’t you send your children to school?" Now that's a very big jump from when I was going to school and educating girls was an exception to the rule.

People are dynamic. They change, and soon as there are enough of you, things change [for a whole society]. Education of course is a very empowering experience, so many people who went to school also managed to improve their quality of life much faster because they could get a job, they could get money, and with money you could buy things that you cannot buy if you don’t have money. So once people see that you improve you life if you are educated, then education becomes a valuable tool and people want it.

SK: Powerful corporations and individuals would like to come into Africa and help with food and farming initiatives. Do you see these as positive, or are they hurting local farmers?

WM: At the moment, both private companies and governments have proposed to come and lease land in Africa. For example, the government of Qatar, as I mentioned, has proposed to come and lease Kenya's Tana River delta in order to farm there. What I am not sure of is, has an environmental impact assessment been made to ensure that exploiting this delta for agricultural activities is the best way we can use the delta?

We must be concerned about the long-term impact of agricultural activities in the delta. That question I feel is very important when you consider, for example, what America did in the Gulf, and a lot of that coastal exploitation, at a time where we did not know enough about how to manage these seaside land masses. Today the American government has spent a lot of money trying to reclaim, for example, the Everglades, and to allow the natural vegetation at the coastal areas to be restored because that was part of the vegetation that actually protected the hinterlands. After Hurricane Katrina, many people said that the levees were not as effective as the natural vegetation that had been removed at the coast. So that means as we develop these seaside land masses, we need to have enough knowledge to not regret in the future. We know that the US government is literally buying these lands back to allow them to be rehabilitated. Why would anyone want to repeat the same mistake in Kenya at this time? And I’m not quite sure that the government of Qatar is ignorant about that and I’m not quite sure that the Kenyan government is ignorant about that, but between the two of them, unless they are going to be questioned, they are interested in making profits now.

I’m sure the government of Qatar is not coming in to grow food for the people of Kenya; it's coming to grow food to sell. If it can also sell to the people of Kenya, well, then good. I think that the moves can be helpful, but I think that the history that Africa knows, as I say in my book, has been a history of exploitation.

There are certain areas where foreign investors can help the local people to generate wealth, and improve their quality of life. Some companies, for example, Del Monte, which produces pineapples in Kenya, pay a huge amount of taxes, I am sure, to the Kenyan government, and they do create jobs for thousands of locals. But there has to be an understanding that you can’t just go there to exploit, and governments need to be interested in protecting their people from such exploitation. An individual citizen cannot protect himself from the powers of large corporations or external governments. It is the responsibility of the government to protect its citizens.

SK: Do you feel that it is an appropriate solution for farming in Africa to start using genetically modified crops that might produce a larger quantity of food?

WM: Maybe instead of answering that question directly, because there are so many pros and cons of genetically engineered food, let me use an example.

Nile perch is a fish that was introduced into Lake Victoria. The reason that fish was introduced into Lake Victoria was because it was decided that the people living near the lake needed more proteins than they were getting. Now, the people around the lake were used to eating a very small fish that was prolific in the lake, and they would fish with very simple nets and very simple boats. Now when Nile perch was introduced, I don’t think enough research was done; maybe it was done, maybe it was not. But Nile perch is a huge fish. So it ate all the little fish, and it grew into a monster which the local people could not fish with their little boats and their little nets.

So now we have allowed people to come, not local people, with these huge boats which can catch this fish, process them, put the meat in freezers and directly export them to Europe or other parts of the world. And the bones are processed by the same boats into chicken feed, which is then sold to the multi-national corporations that produce chicken in large number. So the question I would ask then is, where were the local people helped?

I think some of these solutions are prepared in an office without a full understanding of the local situation...Or maybe there was never the intention to help the people anyway. So GMOs, who knows? Maybe GMOs will come, they will get maize that produces double. But who knows what else may happen to the maize?

As a scientist I cannot say we don’t want to hear anything about GMOs, because these are advances in science. But I think its also important, especially when you are dealing with food, to be cautious, and I think this is one area where the is a need for legal regulations to make sure that companies -- because at the moment, companies are the ones that have this technology -- will not use this technology in a way that could adversely affect the people.

SK: Are there ways that African farmers can work with international corporations for mutual benefit, or do you think that exploitation is always the end result?

WM: First of all, farmers should work with universities and research institutions in the country, and hopefully with the government. One of the reasons why I’ve written The Challenge for Africa is to save it. Surely there are so many problems we can solve in Africa, but first and foremost, we need a government that feels responsible to protect their own people from the exploitations, from the misuse, from the mistreatment that they can easily get. There is no reason why a company like Monsanto, for example, that is pushing GMOs, cannot go to Kenya, partner with the university, partner with the research institutions, and try to promote – in a responsible way — advanced techniques to help farmers. But this should be done in such a way that the farmers’ livelihoods are not undermined because the government is irresponsible or careless, or because it is compromised.

Monsanto will not come empty-handed. Monsanto will come with a big bag of money. And because these governments are poor, when they are shown money for their research institutions, for their universities, for their professors, they are very quick to say yes, and I can tell you that when Monsanto came to Kenya, they were able to be given permission to do research in one of our research institutions, and yet there was not a single law to control such research. They said laws will be created. Why would you want to start the research before laws are created? One should be creating laws so that those scientists are regulated, they are controlled, they are guided by a legal mechanism that will ensure that they remain responsible and accountable to the people for whom they are doing research. I think maybe as we speak, the rules have now been drafted. But it has been more than three years now since that research was started. Those are the kind of steps that make me a little bit nervous because it’s so easy to twist the arms of the government with money.

SK: For the African people whom you know, does the desire and the need for quality and quantity of food supply trump things like environmental safety or longevity for the soil?

WM: Quite often when you help poor people, they don't think about the environment. They think about survival. One of the reasons why we started the Green Belt Movement is to work with these ordinary peasant farmers so as to educate them that, despite the fact that they are poor, it is in their interest to protect the soil that they have, to protect the forest they have, to protect the land that they have, because if they don't do it, things can be only worse tomorrow for them for them and for their children.

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You can tell which people listed blogging as a performance review goal

I had been kind of baffled by some of the Microsoft employee blogs that appear to consist almost entirely of rehashes of Knowledge Base articles, or sometimes even just "A new Knowledge Base article on topic X has been published." Now, that's useful information to have if you're interested in topic X, but is it really something you can build a blog around? Can't you just sign up for KB notifications manually? (That's probably how the blog author found them anyway.) And then there are the head-scratcher blog entries like There are no new KB articles this week.

But I never really thought too much about them. They merely registered as noise to me. Baffling noise, but still noise.

And then I learned why these types of blogs exist: Because somebody put down blogging as a goal on their annual performance review. If you want to say that one of your goals for the next year is to maintain a blog, you have to specify how to determine whether that goal was met. As I've noted earlier, Microsoft is obsessed with measurement, so the way to tell whether your blog was a "success" is to come up with some sort of metric for success. These people naturally chose Number of blog postings per month as their metric. Running behind this month? No problem, just crank out a few Hey, here's a Knowledge Base article you might be interested in postings and you've filled your quota.

This is another example how deciding how you're going to measure something affects the people you're measuring: They alter their behavior to maximize the metric rather than the concept the metric is supposed to be tracking. If you decide that you want to expand the Knowledge Base and set numeric goals for employees on how many Knowledge Base articles they should write each year, don't be surprised if you find that in the waning weeks of the year, there's a spurt of largely useless Knowledge Base articles.

In an internal discussion of this topic, I wrote, "Blogging to improve your review score is like entering politics to get rich." While it may be true that politicians tend to get rich, and many people enter politics in order to get rich (or more legally, enter politics in order to exit politics in order to get rich), I believe that getting rich shouldn't be the motivation for entering politics. And improving your review score shouldn't be the motivation for blogging.

Reflection On The Pulchritude Of Megan Fox

Two things: Megan Fox is hot, and Harold Hayes is rotating around in his grave like a doner kebab on a spit.

Curbed Housekeeping: End of the Road for Guest Comments

2009_5_comment.jpgHowdy, commenters! Today, we're turning off the ability to leave "guest" (aka, "gray") comments on Curbed. For most commenters, this should be no big deal: if you want to comment, it's easy to create a Curbed commenter account (anonymously!) or to use your Facebook account. So why are we making this move? Because it's our hope that with more people building a reputation (of sorts) behind a commenter screenname, we'll improve the quality of discourse on the site. Will it work? Who knows! But we're going to give it a shot. So, if you're a longtime commenter who's never registered an account, go ahead and sign up -- it takes about 30 seconds, and noted, can be done with an anonymous email account -- and get back in the game. (Bonus: you'll get no spam, we promise.) Following that, we look forward to reading your comments on the Death of Curbed in this here comment thread. Or hit us up directly at tips@curbed.com with your thoughts if this whole public display of Internet commenting culture, etc., is too dull for you to air publicly. Our thanks as ever for reading and adding your voice to the debate.

Dopplr, building the Social Atlas

We've been getting a great response to the Dopplr New York release and what we've come to call the Social Atlas.

Dopplr now lets you build a record of places you've been in your home city and cities around the world, like quality restaurants and hotels - as well as places you've explored. It all happens with a simple one- or two-click interaction.

Beenhere

The idea is that our collective travel knowledge will inform and improve the travel experience of all. Any places you've marked will be visible to the people that can see your travels on Dopplr. In addition, your choices will be aggregated, anonymised and visualised into part of a unique overall picture of a city visible to all Dopplr users. Eventually the Social Atlas will be on mobile devices, part of a Dopplr mobile application we are launching very soon.

Here are some cities where you can start finding places you may know: For the time being you can only mark places listed on Dopplr, but we will soon allow you to add places to the Dopplr directory on both web and mobile. This is a critical part of keeping the Social Atlas we're building fresh, surprising and relevant.

vintage airline logos


executive jet aviation

as well as having an extensive archive of airplane designs the museum of flight website boasts a collection
of almost 150 'vintage' airline logos. of course a large number of them feature the birds, wings and fins
you'd expect but there is also some unexpected iconography in the mix.


air florida


aer lingus


condor


air niugini


air afrique


orion airways


saudi air


air france


air alaska


garuda indonesia


zambia airways


compagnie corse mediterianne


trans brasil

via onpaperwings

May 5, 2009

The “Joy of Working with WordPress”


Michael Ashby of Coherent Methods LLC, published a very thoughtful post about his experience so far working with WordPress and BuddyPress:

I switched from MoveableType to WordPress back in September of last year and it’s been one of the best decisions that I’ve made regarding this blog. WordPress is just so much easier and, dare I say, FUN to use. There’s a richer developer community, more templates and generally more help out there than there is for MT. But my joy with working with WP over MT is more than just skin deep.

Michael goes on to talk about the Six Apart Motion component that works with MovableType:

When I first watched the video for Motion, I kept going “Huh? How am I supposed to use this?” If you take a look at the Motion Demo, you’ll see what I mean … After looking at the demo, the only feeling I’m left with is “Why?” Why would someone want this on their site?

In comparison, the BuddyPress platform sparks this reaction:

Then you take a look at the BuddyPress Demo and there’s a remarkable difference. It’s clearly designed to mirror the FaceBook style of community, but it’s cleaner and clearer as to what you can do and how everything works. In fact, I think it’s fair to say that it’s a better design that FaceBook! I’m currently developing a new community web site and I actually had to stop and think about BuddyPress for quite some time. So at the end of the demo, I’m left thinking “How would I use this?” Not, “Why would I use this?”

Looking forward to seeing what Michael and his team put together with WordPress and BuddyPress.

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To the South Pole on foot

Down 50 pounds, running on 15% lung capacity, and unable to remember coordinates properly, Todd Carmichael works his way toward the South Pole, still attempting to set a speed record.

"I just don't know what to do," Carmichael says to the camera. "No way of communicating with anyone. No way of making water." His voice rises with resentment. "I have no water! That's it. I have no water. If you don't have water, you don't have life."

The two comments following the story are also interesting. One is from a member of a Canadian team who broke the speed record a few days after Carmichael's attempt ended.

Tags: antarctica  southpole  toddcarmichael 

Bottoms Up: Portafilters Take Turns

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Behold the bottomless portafilter. About four years ago, some smart barista decided to cut the spouts off of the traditional portafilter used for brewing espresso, and it caused quite a stir. More gas expansion! More crema! Higher volumes! Better tastes?
I haven't been able to perceive a difference between the two, but I prefer the bottomless as a trainer; I find it invaluable. Any missteps along the way in shot preparation are seen directly in the extraction, and can then be diagnosed. Overextraction, underextraction, channeling - all are easily visible.

shotextractionRESIZE.jpgAlso, it is just plain beautiful. Streaming earth tones start at a drip and coalesce into a cone. Mesmerizing. 

tappingspoutedRESIZE.jpgAt Gimme!, we use bottomless portafilters in every retail store. Perhaps because of this, lately I've felt an aesthetic nostalgia for the spouted portafilter, akin to my nostalgia for landline telephones.

I wonder how other baristas, home or professional, feel about their portafilters. Is it one or the other? Do you switch back and forth? Using a bottomless, the first thing the espresso hits is your cup, rather than the metal of the spouts. Does this cause unnecessry heat loss? Do you prefer the higher volumes that bottomless portafilters yeild, or do you find them too gassy?

In the end, I suspect it depends on the coffee.

Find::Lib to unclutter tools, tests and other stuff

In the past I've been typing over and over again the following kind of things:

use FindBin qw($Bin);
use lib "$Bin/../../../app/lib";
use lib "$Bin/../locallib/";
...


or,

use FindBin qw($Bin);
use lib "$Bin/../../../common/lib";
use Bootstrap; # smartely imports additional libraries for my app


Especially in test files, I use this all over the place. The nice concept with the exported $Bin variable is that it allows you to specify local libs path relative to the given script or tool, making the code transportable easily.

But now, what I do, is I install everywhere I can Find::Lib module, that provides some nice benefits:

  • reduces the typing to one line in most cases
  • no crufty $Bin thing which doesn't even indicate a binary
  • since version 0.04 handles well the case where symlinks are used all over the place (which is not the case whith FindBin)

The second example is advantageously rewritten to:

use Find::Lib '../../../common/lib" => Bootstrap;


In conclusion, wherever you can install Find::Lib in system PERL5LIB, I recommend you use Find::Lib. Everywhere else you can use the buggy FindBin which is in Perl core, it is still better than using absolute paths in the source. Another solution is to use $ENV variables to indicate an application "base", but personnally I dislike it because I feel like I'll forget to update the env variable.

Find::Lib on CPAN

update: I just found out rlib on CPAN that has been around for 9 years. Find::Lib is more capable though

CAT Woman Strikes!

Cat1 I'm trying to help fundraise for CAT (Cat Adoption Team), a no-kill cat shelter that's celebrating their 11th anniversary this year.  They're asking  each member to find 11 friends who will donate $11 a piece.  Their hope is to reach $11,000.
 
I've been hemming and hawing about participating in this because while I believe in the cause, I hate asking people for money - especially in this economy, and especially when there are plenty of other valuable charities people could be giving to.  But this drive ends on Sunday, and they've still only raised $2,200 - far short of their $11,000 goal, so I thought I'd throw my hat in the ring. 
 
Cat3 I originally set a goal of $121 (11 x $11), which was quickly met.  Then I set another goal of $250, which would take care of spaying/neutering 9 cats.  That goal has almost been met - in fact, I'm their #3 individual fundraiser right now!  So now I've made a truly ambitious goal of $500.  You can see on the website just how far $500 can go.
 
 
Cat2 If now's not a good time for you to be donating money, or if there are other causes closer to your heart, I totally understand.  But if you'd like to contribute $11, please visit my page at http://www.firstgiving.com/valariesmith.

No-measure, no-knead, no-conversion, no-translation bread

I remember fawning over my friend Helen's bread the first time she made it for us.  "Everyone in Denmark can make this kind of bread," she said, bewildered at my enthusiasm.

I like that attitude.  Why has bread become this special occasion thing?  I would never buy pre-made rice.  Why should I buy pre-made bread? 

Look, this is not some slender, golden Parisian baguette with slashes and leaves, or a ciabatta with holes big enough to put your fist through.  But it's a sturdy, honest, bread, the kind of bread your body would be happy to wake up to.

When I was in Copenhagen, I asked Helen to teach me to make her bread.  No measuring, no kneading, no chopping, and she can make the dough after partying until 8am.  I've seen her do it.  And now I can do it.

Now that I understand how it works, I can make as few or as many buns as I want to at a time.  I can make it in metric countries or in non-metric countries, whether I can read the food labels or not.  The world is mine.

Helen's bread

Ingredients: flours, water, yeast, salt, honey/sugar, whatever hippie flourishes you want in the bread.

Equipment: A bowl, a spoon, parchment paper, a rice paddle, a baking sheet, a dish towel, an oven

Helen's bread

Take 1/8 of a block of cake yeast.  That's a little bit of yeast.  And drop it into some warm water.  Like a couple of cups.  Add a generous teaspoonish mound of salt and a tablespoonish squirt of honey.  Mix it all up until everything dissolves and the honey smell blooms. 
 
Helen's bread

Add nuts, seeds, dried fruit and a glug of oil.  Whatever you got, that's fine.

Helen's bread

Add enough spelt flour (or rye flour, or wheat flour, whatever alternative brown flour you can find) until you get the consistency of pancake batter.

Helen's bread

Sprinkle in some muesli.

Helen's bread

Add enough regular flour so you get a wet bread dough.  It should be kind of elastic and pull away from the sides of the bowl.

Helen's bread

Cover with a well-wetted clean dish towel and go to work.  Or go to bed.  Or set it in a warm place and do your laundry.
 
Helen's bread

The dough will be twice the size.  Preheat your oven to 200 degrees Celsius.  (That's 375ish Fahrenheit, or 3/4 to the top of the dial on a home oven.)  Use something like a rice paddle to plop bun-shaped mounds onto parchment paper.

Helen's bread

Bake until brown and crusty.  I don't know how long this takes.  Use your nose.  When your kitchen smells like bread, take a look at them.  The buns should be brown, and the exterior should be crusty.  

Helen's bread

Enjoy with sliced cheese.


News: Johan NL Pitcher of the Month

The Mets announced Johan Santana has been named National League Pitcher of the Month for April.

Santana, who also won the award in Septemeber of 2008, was 3-1 with a 1.10 ERA, allowing four earned runs on 22 hits and nine walks, while striking out 44 batters in 32.1 innings pitched in April.

James, Tiger, Lebbeus

Woods

Gates Foundation Grants $100K Apiece To 81 Wild Ideas

Last year, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation inaugurated its Grand Challenges Exploration--a five-year, $100 million program to encourage path-breaking research that's ordinarily too visionary to attract big-time investment. Yesterday, the foundation announced its second round of $100,000 grants, which were awarded to 81 groups in 17 countries. Here's a sampling of the winners:

New tools to diagnose and treat diseases: - Luke Savage and Dave Newman of the University of Exeter in the U.K. will attempt to build an inexpensive, battery-powered instrument to diagnose malaria by using magnets to detect the waste products of the malaria parasite in human blood samples. - Boitumelo Semete at the Council for Scientific and Industrial Research in South Africa will attempt to develop “sticky nanoparticles” that attach to tuberculosis-infected cells and slowly release anti-TB drugs. The new therapy could shorten treatment time and reduce side effects, using existing medications. - Eric Lam at Rutgers, the State University of New Jersey in the U.S. will work to develop a tomato that delivers antiviral drugs when eaten. - Erich Cerny of Wissenschaftlicher Fonds Onkologie in Switzerland, along with his brother Thomas, will test whether inducing antibodies against anti-malarial drugs can significantly prolong the half-life of those drugs in the body, extending their effects. Creative ways to prevent mosquitoes from infecting humans: -Fredros Okumu of Ifakara Health Institute in Tanzania will attempt to design a network of outdoor mosquito traps to help reduce malaria transmission in rural areas. - Thomas Baker at Pennsylvania State University in the U.S. will examine the potential to infect malaria-carrying mosquitoes with a fungus that--like a head cold--suppresses their sense of smell and their ability to find human hosts. - Jefferson Vaughan at the University of North Dakota in the U.S. seeks to immunize cattle against mosquitoes. Mosquitoes that bite an immunized cow might then die or have reduced ability to reproduce. More efficient and effective vaccines: - Lucia Lopalco of the San Raffaele Scientific Institute in Italy will seek ways to generate “self-targeting antibodies” that attack a receptor protein on human immune cells – potentially blocking the HIV virus from entering cells and preventing HIV infection. - Fasséli Coulibaly at Monash University in Australia will test whether protein crystals produced by insect viruses can be used as a new way to deliver vaccines. These “MicroCube” protein particles are stable, could be used against multiple diseases, and may not require refrigeration. - Mei Wu at Massachusetts General Hospital and Harvard Medical School in the U.S. will explore whether illuminating skin with a targeted laser before administering a vaccine can enhance immune response.

Inspiring stuff. The grants fall under 14 grand challenges, related to seven different goals. Here's a video of Bill Gates, describing how he transformed himself into perhaps the world's most visionary philanthropist. Above: Video of his infamous presentation at TED, where he (supposedly) released a jar full of mosquitos, to snap the audience to attention.

Related: Pew Pew! Gates-Funded Weapon of Mosquito Destruction Combats Malaria Related: Bill Gates Sends Mosquitoes Into Crowd Related: The Gates Effect Related: "It's the End of An Era"

[Via press release and The Guardian]

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Last Year's Model

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I like records. LPs. They sound great. And for all the awesomeness of carrying most of your music around on a little tiny white brick there’s nothing quite as satisfying as dropping a needle on vinyl.

That said I have all the standard-issue geek stuff, and when Nintendo released their new DSi last month I tried to justify buying one as I stared at a fat stack of still-working-just-fine DS’s. Usually it’s something like “I bet there’s some cool interaction design in that thing. I’d be remiss to my craft if I DIDN’T get it.” That reminds me, I need a Kindle.

A few weeks ago I had the pleasure of working with my friend Anil Dash on Last Year’s Model; a little one-page site with the big idea that you don’t have to automatically upgrade to the latest version of stuff just because it’s new; not if the one you have still works just fine.

I threw the design together in an afternoon, mostly using stock art I’d purchased for other projects and after being inspired by a wall of Amazon Prime boxes in the office. Ironically, my new MacBook Pro exploded right after designing this and I had to take it into the shop. As I pulled out my backup laptop I couldn’t remember why I’d replaced it.

(Posted with MT 3.36; cause it still works just fine.)

New Yorker Summit: finance

The big themes of the day so far are confidence and experts: should we and do we have confidence in the experts? Malcolm Gladwell kicked off the morning with a talk about overconfidence. He talked about the three types of failure possible in a situation like the financial crisis:

1. Institutional failure. The regulators and regulations were not sufficient.

2. Cognitive failure. The bankers weren't smart enough and got in over their heads.

3. Psychological failure. The bankers were overconfident and failed to recognize the direness of their situation.

Gladwell argued that the financial crisis was caused largely by overconfidence, which has two key effects. One is that people become miscalibrated. They think that the predictions that they are making are actually a lot better than they are. Secondly, there's an illusion of control problem in which people think they have control over things that are impossible to control. Fixing the situation will be hard because overconfidence is a useful trait to possess and experts are hard to purge from systems (they're the experts!).

[Experts talking about how experts are wrong! My brain is seizing up.]

Next up were Nassim Taleb and Robert Shiller. Shiller believes that confidence drives the economy and that macroeconomics is flawed because there's no humanity in it. Taleb was very quatable and the most full of doom of all the panelists so far. He doesn't like economists. Like wants them gone from the world, or to at least marginalize their effects so that their opinions and decisions don't affect the lives of normal people. In talking about why this crisis is different than similar situations in the past, he argued that globalization, the Internet, and the efficiency of global financial markets has created an environment where very large and very quick collective movements of money are possible in a way that wasn't before. Taleb had the last word: "people who crashed the plane, you don't give them a new plane".

The panel moderated by Suroweicki was a little odd. Two out of the three panelists kept repeating in reference to the solution to the very complex financial crisis: "this isn't that complicated". There has also been a undercurrent to the discussion so far that the goal of any solution to the financial crisis is to get the economy back to where it was. I'm with Taleb on this one: where we were wasn't very good, why do we want to go back.

Tags: conferences  economics  finance  newyorkersummit 

Don Quixote charging the windmills

On Your iCal: Cory Arcangel at the New School 5/6

The Public Art Fund (in collaboration with the Vera List Center for Art and Politics) will host another talk on Wednesday at the New School, this time for artist Cory Arcangel. The PAF are apparently on a roll, Chloe Gray covered their recent Christian Jankowski event for Rhizome last week. From the press release, it seems the artist will present a general survey of his work and practice, an "Introduction to Arcangel" if you will. Click the link below for ticket info, etc.

Use The Public Channel For Better Customer Service

One of Mike Bloomberg's greatest achievements is the creation of the 311 service here in New York City. These 311 services operate in many large cities in the US and Canada. The first one was in Baltimore in the mid 90s.

Apparently Bloomberg is a huge user of 311 himself and he calls all the time as he is driving around the city, reporting potholes and such.

We had a pothole in our neighborhood that I passed every day on my way to the subway. It was a big one and I'd watch car after car pound the hell out of their undercarriage as they made their way from Hudson onto Bethune street.  One day I stopped and snapped this photo with my Blackberry and posted it to Flickr (and then automatically to Twitter):

It would be great if you could twitter these in like: @potholenyc corner of bethune and hudson

I added the following to the Flickr headline which became the tweet:

It would be great if you could twitter these in like: @potholenyc corner of bethune and hudson

Of course I could have called 311, like our Mayor does, and reported the pothole. But doing it this way does a bunch of things;

1) It saves the cost of staffing large call centers because computers can handle most of the processing of messages like this. There will still need to be humans at some part of this process, but the front end can certainly be automated.

2) You get an image of the pothole which should help the crews who fix them evaluate the worst ones and prioritize.

3) The photo and the twitter message is out there for anyone to see. Ideally this message would get routed, via something like our portfolio company outside.in, to the various local media in the neighborhood. If the messages have enough metadata in them, you could even create pages of local media based on the most common neighborhood issues (crime, infrastructure, schools, parks, etc)

4) The public discussion about the photo and related posts could be aggregated to create even more metadata and further identify the highest priority issues.

We see this "public channel" in action already with services like Comcast Cares on Twitter. Anyone can pick up the phone and call Comcast and tell them that their cable service isn't working. But the only people who know about that are the person making the call and call center rep taking it. When someone posts on Twitter that their cable service isn't working and directs the message to Comcast Cares, many people see that. Some of them may be other Comcast customers who might find out that their cable isn't working either. And as Comcast Cares elevates the issue, gets it fixed, and reports back, everyone gets to see that too. It's a huge win for Comcast. Anything that can make a cable company look better is a great thing and the use of the public channel is exactly that.

The public channel is just developing. It's in its infancy. Services like Twitter and Facebook are building key elements of it. But we need a lot more infrastructure to make this happen. I do not believe that the way this will happen is the creation of "enterprise services" that will be sold to local governments. I think we'll see things like GetSatisfaction and Uservoice develop that are consumer facing first and foremost that governments will be forced to adopt.

My friend John Geraci, co-founder of Outside.in, is developing a non-profit called DIYcity that is attempting to spearhead a movement along this idea. If you are interested in working on projects in this area, you should join DIYcity and start collaborating with others who are working in this space.

The public channel is the right channel for business and government. Most "customer support" issues are not confined to one person (just look at the comments on my American Express post for proof of that). So we should be using a public channel to talk to companies and institutions. They'll benefit and so will we.

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May 4, 2009

F-Words of Wisdom from Pizzaiolo Chris Bianco

From Slice

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Chris Bianco, assembling a pizza. Photograph by Robyn Lee

Matthew Amster-Burton writes on Gourmet.com about the philosophy of legendary Phoenix pizza man Chris Bianco (Pizzeria Bianco). Readers here are more than familiar with the place, so here are a couple choice quotes:

“Don’t worry about eight hundred degrees, don’t worry about the bullshit of time, don’t worry about tripping out your fuckin’ home kitchen to reproduce something. Those things to me are not organic. I mean, if you have a hot sidewalk and a magnifying glass, you can make something.” He paused while I imagined how this would work. “Maybe not pizza—but something, if only the sundried tomato that goes on the pizza."

And this one (after the jump):

On eating local: "People ask for clams on the pizza," he said. "Show me some fuckin' water in Phoenix and I’ll put fuckin' clams on your pizza."

Oh, what the hell, and this:

On my hometown: "If I was in Seattle I'd be smokin' fuckin' salmon or something." To put on the pizza or instead of making pizza, I wondered? Bianco eventually got there. "I never set out to love pizza. I don’t love pizza. I have no passion for pizza," he declared. "I only love and I only have passion, so you fuckin' fill in the blank, I love it."

Do yourself a favor and go read the rest. It's a hoot.

Pizzeria Bianco

623 East Adams Street, Phoenix AZ 85004 (map)
602-258-8300
pizzeriabianco.com

you must Not be in the Hormel Row of Fame (profile of a Twins fan)

grainbeltbeer Dear John, Thanks for getting that Grain Belt premium draft for me. Sorry I was too busy blabbing with Jen to enjoy it with you. Next time in Des Moines? Maybe you can work your magic and get me in as the Iowa Cubs/Bud Fan of the Game.

IMG_3685Readers, this Twins fan (John, not me) has been going to games for 25 years. He's watched countless others catch foul balls, but never got one himself. Nor has he ever been in the Hormel Row of Fame (one hot dog to each person in row), but he did teach me the words to the song:

something something at the game
something in the Row of Fame
If you're in a lucky seat
You'll win a Hormel Hot Dog treat
Great for lunch, great for dinner
You will be a wiener winner
With the Hormel Row of Fame

About John: never caught a foul ball; never was in the Hormel Row of Fame; tailgated with Twins pitching coach's wife (is that right? is she Jesse's girl?); got drunk with Burt Blylevin; was once the Iowa Cubs Fan of the Game (Free beer, food, and seats behind home plate); made the semis of a karaoke contest singing Jesse's Girl; will meet Scoreboard Gourmet again someday.

Encouraging Useful Reviews

Flipping through ma tweets, I found this one from Jeffrey Zeldman (which I presume came from Jared Spool at An Event Apart Seattle):

1 in 1,300 purchasers writes a review. With a standard 2 percent conversion rate, you need 3 million visitors a day to get useful reviews.

Reading that made me think about how I almost never write reviews, especially for products. The only times I do write reviews is when I have something to gain.

Amazon Beard Trimmer ReviewFor others, respect provides enough motivation, which is why Amazon implemented badges. Having 'Real Name' and 'Top 500 Reviewer' beside your username commands some respect and ensures authenticity. This is really helpful for those seeking reviews, but not for most who should be writing them.

Currently, there is not much for me to gain by writing reviews on Amazon. My friends run in other circles and there's just not enough time in the day. Now, if there was a financial motivation, this would be another story.

Amazon Reviewing Associates

Amazon runs a successful referral program that allows you to generate money when people buy products from your links. I don't have any numbers to back this up, but it's safe to assume that the money Amazon loses in referral fees are made up in a reduced advertising and marketing budget. My dad, a car dealer, used to say it takes $250 just to get someone in the door. Amazon's number is probably significantly less, but they also have significantly more customers.

If driving traffic to content is this valuable, shouldn't accurate reviews of a product be rewarded as well? Getting a customer in the door is an important step, but closing the sale is just as crucial.

I propose that Amazon rewards users whose reviews are deemed most helpful and the people who find those reviews first. Mr. Spool, the man who inspired the tweet above, made the case that helpful reviews account for $2.7 billion in revenue. Even if this is high, it's obviously in Amazon's best interest to encourage these.

If I could make $5-10 a month writing reviews for Amazon products, I'd be writing a whole lot more of them. Even if that number petered out after a while, I'd likely still continue once I got in the swing of things. In fact, it seems that an outside company could make money with their own recommendation engine using this system. If they were to share the referral rewards and place some subtle ads, there'd probably be a pretty good business.

The thing I like best about this idea is that everybody wins. Amazon sells more products, active community members get rewarded and I'm more likely to buy the best beard trimmer.

The machines, they're smarter than we know

So Nate has this little toy, the LeapFrog Spin and Sing Alphabet Zoo. It's a pretty neat little toy, if a bit mind-numbing: spin a wheel with the alphabet on it, and it starts singing and playing music until the wheel stops, whereupon it announces the letter it's stopped on. Like Wheel of Fortune for babies. I kind of like the tune, too, "spin spin a letter, look all around," etc. although folks like my friend's wife refer to it as "that fucking toy." We just call it "spin spin a letter" and leave it at that. Nate actually just likes the spinning, not the music, so we get away with occasionally leaving the sound off.

Anyway. The wheel is well sensored, so it knows when and how much it's being moved. Music stops promptly when spinning stops, and moving it one letter at a time does get the toy to say each letter in sequence. "B! C! D! C!"

Tonight Amy picked up the spin spin a letter to put it away. Nonbelievers would tell you the wheel had landed on either X or Z, but I took the device more literally, for it cried out, plaintively, as it was being put away:

"Why! Why!"

Don't worry, little buddy, Nate will make a beeline for you in the morning.

Eh?

While Ken is dipping his toes in the Mediterranean and soaking up some Spanish sun, I will be extending the House Industries empire north to Winnipeg, Manitoba on Thursday, May 7 at 7:00 p.m. If you happen to be in this part of the world, check in with the folks in the design department at Red River Community College for more information.

How Portfolio Could Have Survived

C'mon, like it's any worse than Dov Charney?I mean, really, it wouldn’t have been very different from what Portfolio would have put out anyway, right? If Vanity Fair had just been a little less selfish the whole thing could have turned out very differently.

[Graphic Artist: Todd Grantham]

You Broke My Heart, So I Busted Your Jaw (1973)

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Favorite Food Block in Manhattan

What are some of your favorite blocks to enjoy some Serious Eats? I'm looking for one block, not multiple blocks along a street (heading off the EV friends...)

I'm getting partial to Christopher St bw Hudson and Bleeker. With Baoguette now to go along with Pinto (great Thai), and some decent Peruvian, Indian, and Cuban, it's getting up there as a great place to wonder for variety...

Maggie Gyllenhaal & Peter Sarsgaard Get Hitched!

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-Photo by Getty Images-

Cutie couple Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard have finally made their union official.

The twosome, who have a daughter together, Ramona, 2, tied the knot this weekend in front of family friends.

"We are happy to confirm that Maggie and Peter were married on Saturday, May 2," the actress's rep told People.com.

It was an Italian wedding for the actors, Mags and Pete said their vows in a small chapel in Brindisi, Italy. Of course, Maggie's brother, Jake Gyllenhaal, was in attendance, along with his honey, Reese Witherspoon.

Congrats to the new marrieds who have been together for about seven years -- it's about time!

 

JSON-P hacks

The Uxebu guys show how to use Google Spreadsheets as a cross-domain data source. Clever.

You can’t stop yourself from wanting worse

I deleted my Twitter. I don’t think Twitters in general are evil or anything but I do think that for a person like me (impulsive, given to over-disclosure) they are poison.  The brand called me can do without my <140 character deep thoughts, probably, and I can do without having another medium for obsessing about how friends and randoms respond to those deep thoughts.

Today, after years of listening to the song “Strange Loop,” I finally looked up what a “Strange Loop” is.  According to Wikipedia (so, salt-grain taken):

“A strange loop arises when, by moving up or down through a
hierarchical system, one finds oneself back where one started.

Strange loops may involve self-reference and paradox.”

Like writing on your blog about how you have deleted your twitter, I guess, or always finding yourself in the same fight because the part of the personality that attracts people to you is the same part that makes them hate you eventually.

Banksy Gets Painted Over by Volunteer Graffiti Clean Up Crew

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When you're a street artist, we'd imagine that you'd absolutely have to always keep the thought in the back of your head that what you're making will forever be temporary. We'd guess that it's been a little while since the most celebrated of the street artists, Banksy, hasn't had to go through that in a while, now that finding his work often leads property owners and city officials to immediately see flashing dollar signs. But sometimes stuff just happens, as we learned by way of Art Info that a volunteer graffiti clean-up crew in the British city of Glastonbury accidentally painted over a two-year old Banksy piece. Of course, the lucky owner of the wall the celebrity artist decided to hit wasn't feeling so lucky in the end, as he woke up to find his easy money now gone (or at least that's what he's telling his insurance company):

Julian Chatt, who owns the wall, claimed he had struck a deal to sell the piece for around £5,000 before disaster struck.

He said: "I'd spoken to the town council in the past and asked them not to paint over the artwork. Sure enough, the last few times the council have been out they didn't paint it over.

No one had asked him for permission to paint the wall, he said, adding that his insurance company is examining whether the painting is covered. He said he had also reported it to police.

City councils in trouble for removing graffiti? The police called? Strange times, these.

Everything You Thought About Evolution Is Apparently Wrong Except Not Really

In today’s New Yorker, Adam Gopnik, who still somehow only 52 years old, explains that there are new theories regarding evolution.

Evolut-i-what?

So there you go! Everything is different now.

Six stolen bases in one game

In one of the most obvious Stats of the Day ever, here are the 3 times a player has stolen 6 bases in a game since 1954:

  Cnt Player            Date          Tm   Opp GmReslt PA AB  R  H 2B 3B HR RBI BB IBB SO HBP SH SF ROE GDP SB CS BOr Positions
+----+-----------------+-------------+---+----+-------+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+---+--+---+--+---+--+--+---+---+--+--+---+---------+
    1 Carl Crawford     2009-05-03    TBR  BOS W  5-3   5  4  2  4  0  0  0   1  1   0  0   0  0  0   0   0  6  0 2nd LF

    2 Eric Young        1996-06-30    COL  LAD W 16-15  6  5  3  2  0  0  0   1  1   0  0   0  0  0   1   0  6  0 1st 2B

    3 Otis Nixon        1991-06-16    ATL @MON L  6-7   5  5  2  3  0  0  0   0  0   0  0   0  0  0   0   0  6  0 1st RF

Eddie Collins also did it twice in 1912 but those games are too early to show up in the Batting Game Finder search.

For the 3 games above, it’s amazing that none of the 3 guys had more than 3 runs scored.

Eric Young’s performance came in a pretty crazy game won by the Rockies 16-15. From the bottom of the 7th on, evey team scored in its half-inning. Heading into the bottom of the 7th, the Dodgers led 11-10. After the 7th, the Rockies were ahead 12-11. After the top of the 8th, the game was tied. After the bottom of the 8th, the Rockies were ahead 14-12. After the top of the 9th, the Dodgers were ahead 15-14, and then the Rockies won it in the bottom of the 9th. The game featured 5 blown saves. Young (one of my favorite all-time players) singled in the 3rd, then stole 2nd, 3rd, and home in that inning. He reached base 3 more times in the game (including once by error and one on a fielder’s choice) and stole 1 base each time.

Otis Nixon’s performance also had its weird side. He reached base 3 times and stole 2nd and 3rd each time. His last steal, though, was crazy. He was the tying run in the bottom of the 9th, standing on second base as Ron Gant batted. The box score shows that he then stole 3rd base, and later Gant struck out. If that was a straight steal, it was an insane move. Had Nixon gotten thrown out, he would have been the final out of the game, and with two outs, his being on third base is only marginally better for the Braves’ chances of scoring a run. (If you check out the box score, you can see that when Nixon stole 3rd, the Expos’ chance of winning the game went from 89% to 88%, down just 1 percentage point. An attempted steal is an awfully big risk for 1 percentage point.)

Anyway, Carl Crawford is another guy I like a lot and I was very happy to see him join this exclusive club yesterday.

EuroDJangoCon: Django @ 30,000 feet

So I gave my talk related to django from the ideas of a manager at EuroDjangoCon. It was a blast and thanks to all of those who were present and asked questions. You can find my slides below.

Handsome Man: Sarah Palin Too Pretty To Be Influential

Admit it, there's something kinda hot about her.Is the GOP turning on Sarah Palin? Asked on CNN this weekend about the Alaska governor’s inclusion in Time magazine’s list of 100 Most Influential People, potential 2012 rival Mitt Romney—who has almost certainly never received beneficial press coverage regarding his own good looks—remarked, “[W]as that the issue on the most beautiful people or the most influential people? I’m not sure. If it’s the most beautiful, I understand. We’re not real cute.”

Well, har har. Politico says the whole thing “reflects the deep unease among many in the GOP establishment about the continued high-profile of Limbaugh and especially Palin. There is almost a sense of exasperation among many party elites over the media coverage the two polarizing figures get – attention which, in Palin’s case, is widely seen as a product largely of her good looks and tabloid-fodder family troubles.” And, you know, could be! Or it could be that the GOP establishment is terrified that not only will Palin suck up all the press oxygen to which they feel entitled, but, by being presented along with Limbaugh as the face of the party, she will continue to damage coordinated attempts to disguise the fact that her brand of anti-intellectual intolerance and knee-jerk fealty to discredited conservative ideas is exactly what the remaining rump of Republicans think is the One True Way To Righteousness.

As for Palin, she spent the weekend participating in a March of Dimes walk with her children and signing an important bill which will allow parents of stillborns to request birth certificates.

Harvard Grads Help Others! Needlessly!

Jared Helps OthersNew York Observer publisher Jared Kushner is now on Twitter. Barely. So is his brother Joshua, whose only usage so far has been to note that he has launched Unithrive.com. “Think this could be a game changer,” he says of his new website. It offers no-interest loans of up to $2000 from alumni to current U.S. and Canadian citizen Harvard students—a school which both brothers attended and to which Joshua will return for his MBA after a summer at Goldman Sachs. Harvard, of course, is a need-blind admissions school—around 2/3rds of students receive financial aid. The class of 2008—Joshua’s class!—graduated with a median debt of just $8,300. According to Harvard, “Currently there are a number of families with incomes greater than $180,000, who because of extenuating circumstances, receive need-based financial aid.” Change that game, yo!

The next great pandemic?

Move over, swine flu, your role as the great destroyer of clubhouses across Major League Baseball has been usurped by an even more repulsive and potent outbreak: man boobs.
Alex Rodriguez wasn't the only player in the Yankee clubhouse who suffered from "man boobs," an embarrassing side effect of steroid use.

According to "American Icon," a book by the Daily News sports investigative team that will be released on May 12, Roger Clemens also sprouted breasts as a result of anabolic steroid use. The condition is called gynecomastia, and it occurs in men who use steroids because their bodies compensate for a surge of testosterone by increasing production of female hormones.

"The medical term was gynecomastia, but around the clubhouse they called them "b---- t---" or "man boobs" - and heaven help the player who sprouted them in the middle of his career and then took his shirt off in the locker room," the Daily News reporters wrote in "American Icon." "Roger Clemens had man boobs, and he must have been embarrassed because he was often the first Yankee out of the shower and the first to get dressed after the game."
Look, I don't care how much money you offer me, the Alex Rodriguez being known as "Bitch Tits" thing will never die so long as I am still breathing. It is one of the few things that can make me smile whenever I feel blue. Now the fact that there is also evidence of Roger Clemens needing a bro (or is it manzier?) simply adds more humor to this situation.

I wonder if there is a direct correlation between the level of hate people feel for you and the rate at which the man boobs grow. If so, A-Rod and Clemens are hopefully off of the roids otherwise they might be in grave danger of wearing DDs by the end of the week. That would actually mark the only time I would not be willing to talk more about large breasts on this website. I suppose that's noteworthy in its own right.

top 5 PSAs are on the board…

survey says..

PSA #1 - Please do not ask me if I have sold my house yet. No, we haven’t sold yet. No, I’m NOT worried. Yes, we may have priced it a little high because yes, we have lots of time. Yes, we may drop the price a bit if necessary. No, I’m NOT worried. and again, No, I’m NOT worried.

PSA #2 - Please go see Wolverine with low expectations…because then you might enjoy it. okay, fine, here’s where I admit to you that I have seen NONE of the X-Men movies. none. and I’ve read none of the comic books (I know. this news shocks you) So, I really had no idea what all this mutant crap was even about.

I’m sorry. did you say something other than, cough, reynolds as deadpool and, um, cough, kitsch as gambit?!

reynolds

kitsch

I didn’t think so.

I mean, the other 12 people I saw the movie with probably thought there was supposed to be a plot or something. silly people. this is how you need to see a movie like this…no expectations other than some quality time with two of my boyfriends.

PSA #3 -Please keep showing me things like this

emilyindy

because I don’t know how much more pre-pre-teen angst and how much more poo in my basement and holes in my underwear I can take. (the angst is Emily’s; the poo/underwear is Indy’s. just wanted to make that clear. heh)

PSA #4 - Please don’t let my daughter’s friends anywhere near peanut butter. Isabella came home on Friday wearing her friend Jonny’s pants and offered up this information about the reason for said pants. “Jonny and I were playing and Jonny peed in the peanut butter and then we laughed and then he told me to pee in my pants because it would be funny and so i did. and it was. funny, I mean. it was really funny!”

so, we laughed. and then we gave Jonny a jar of peanut butter along with his birthday gift yesterday.

PSA #5 - Please watch this at least ten times today.

you won’t be sorry.

swine flu? man, I’m too fast to let it catch me!

May 3, 2009

Link: Trent Reznor Responds To Apple: You Want Obscene, I'll Show You Obscene (Tech Crunch)

Apple sells plenty of music with explicit language, profanity and lyrics certain to offend, including The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails. But it's only when they submit an iPhone app for the iTunes app store that it suddenly becomes "objectionable content" which is the kind of hypocrisy that doesn't sit well with band front man Trent Reznor,

"Hey Apple, I just got some SPAM about fucking hot asian teens THROUGH YOUR MAIL PROGRAM. I just saw two guys having explicit anal sex right there in Safari! On my iPhone!"

On that last point, that's one of the features which made it worth getting an iPhone.

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Windosill

Windosill

I started and finished Windosill this weekend. What an absolutely lovely & delightful game (and I'm not much of a game player, to be honest).

To put it another way: even though it's a puzzle game, and in the process of finishing it I solved all of the puzzles, I've now gone back a couple of times to play it through again, just because it's so enjoyable. Highly recommended.

Me no panic.

Penelope and I have been watching a lot of Sesame Street on Hulu this weekend. This is my favorite:

NYT Reports That Larger Kindle Will Appear This Week

Brad Stone reporting for The New York Times:

As early as this week, according to people briefed on the online retailer’s plans, Amazon will introduce a larger version of its Kindle wireless device tailored for displaying newspapers, magazines and perhaps textbooks.

Braniff Grind

More NOS Braniff source material for Girard Sky.

In Williamsburg

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One always has a good reason to take the L train from Manhattan to Brooklyn. I give you two of them, the first is an exhibition that explores Brooklyn's immigrant communities, the other is a show dedicated to Ward Shelley's time-line drawings continue

A New Logo for the State of the Map

"The logo for this year's State of the Map was designed by Sofiya Merkulova and was chosen from over 35 designs. The SOTM09 organizing committee felt that Sofia's design was powerful, fun and conveyed the global nature of OpenStreetMap and SOTM09. ... The logos are available under a Creative Commons Licence. You can download a bundle that includes different resolutions and greyscale versions here."

Twitter Emerges as a Viable Direct Marketing Channel

A few weeks ago I spoke on a panel at Leadership Music Digital Summit in Nashville and was asked, “So you’re saying that email marketing is still more important than, say, Twitter or Facebook?” I responded, “Yes. Quantifiably.” I went on to say that in the campaigns Topspin has run so far we’re seeing Facebook represents 2-4% of first-week sales and Twitter 1-2%.

Jimmy Eat World - Clarity Live

Then, just two weeks later, Jimmy Eat World made a liar out of me. Through killer Twitter integration into their tour (via the band’s support for the medium and spearheading by one of our favorite young geniuses, Lee “Chauvin” Martin at Silva Artist Management) Jimmy Eat World managed to accumulate 200,000 Twitter followers in just over 30 days (as of this writing they’re over 350,000 followers). Considering I started bringing bands online in the early 90s and remember it taking 5+ years to collect more than 100K email addresses, this is a pretty impressive feat of modern technology and critical mass around social tools IMHO. The tour culminated with a release of the music from their hometown show in HD audio. The band posted news of the release to their Twitter stream, and offered fans a chance to enjoy an encore performance live via Ustream. All of this was connected to a live Twitter feed featuring fans comments about the album and performance (via the hash tag #claritylive) on the front page of their site. The fans re-Tweet’d the news and boom, copies of the album were sold. Lee explains it well, “It’s as if you were in a record store looking at the new Jimmy Eat World release and 1000 people standing next to you told you how good it was.”

In the first day of release, Twitter lead the traffic drivers to the Jimmy Eat World site, with more than 22% of all traffic coming straight outta Twitterland. Twitter was third as a driver of revenue, though, driving just over 20% of all sales. Still, with the large number of people reached, and email a smaller percentage of total sales in this campaign than we see on average, it’s very reasonable to conclude that Twitter was a meaningful driver of incremental revenue in this case, and there’s no question they proved you can do much better with Twitter than I led the crowd in Nashville to believe just a couple weeks previous.

trent post re arcade fire

Trent Reznor drove a separate but similarly interesting Twitter event when he re-Tweeted one of my Tweets about the Arcade Fire DVD release, Miroir Noir. Arcade Fire started selling a feature-length film from their Website (via Topspin) back in December. It was a successful release, but sales had died down as of late. A few weeks back, the deluxe DVD I ordered for myself came in the mail to my house, and I simply Tweet’d that fact. Trent saw the Tweet, checked it out, liked it, and Tweet’d that he thought it was a great way to release a DVD, and that he bought one. Trent had about 250,000 followers at the time (as of today he’s well over 400,000), many of them visited, and some of them took the liberty to re-Tweet themselves. Check out the report below from TweetReach to see the spread of the re-Tweet activity over the first day or so (reprinted with permission from Hayes Davis at TweetReach — thanks, yo).

Tweet Reach Http Awe Sm 2q5

What’s interesting is this single event added meaningful incremental sales to the project, many months after the original release. The behavior mirrored that of a “Slashdot Effect”, large volume and low conversion (conversion to sale was less than half a percent, compared with 11% for the email campaign), but an impressive and needle-moving revenue number simply from one person giving a less-than-140-character endorsement.

awesm example

Also interesting are the tools we are able to use to track this sort of thing. Note Trent re-Tweet’d the shortened URL I Tweet’d originally, http://awe.sm/2q5. This was made with a URL shortening service Awe.sm (full disclosure: this is my good friend Jonathan Strauss’ company and I’m involved on an advisory basis) and as a result I can easily track the click-throughs on the URL. Between Twitter Search, TweetReach, Awe.sm (or other great services like bit.ly), Google Analytics, and the Topspin sales data one can pull together (and cross-check) some pretty interesting data on reach and conversion down the path to purchase. One interesting finding: 25% of the clicks on the URL came from OUTSIDE the Web, that is, mobile and AIR/desktop clients.

What to conclude from all this? That Twitter is the marketing machinery of the future? Naw. This isn’t about “the next big thing”. It’s about how little we know about how marketing will work and how transactions (not just purchases, but any kind of value exchange) will be earned (and I do mean earned) in the future. Success is highly variable. Execution matters (as James said). Unexpected events can make an impact. People are powerful marketers. But not only are the drivers for traffic evolving, the tools we use to measure the attention economy are going through a really interesting growth phase. It’s hard not to be excited by seeing some of these tools work in ways that are more than just novel, they’re shuffling meaningful amounts of attention around and making real money for artists. Exciting times indeed.

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When we first started murky, I was under 30, married with no


When we first started murky, I was under 30, married with no kids, had one employee, a little two-group La Marzocco Linea espresso machine, and the idea that if we were going to serve something to people to drink and eat, that it would need to be the best 'something' that we could make it... otherwise, we would dishonor those people and the love and care that every person deserves.


A few years later, I'm over 35, divorced, two kids, about 20 employees, and a pile of various coffee-making rigs and such, on the last day of murky coffee: May 3, 2009.


Looking back, murky coffee is a cacophony of memories, both good and bad. To try to list any specific ones here would do them injustice--some things should just never, ever, be summarized. That said, I'll choose to remember murky this way:


I always wanted murky to be like a funny little love song for each and every person who comes through our doors; both our staff, and our customers. A little song that was manifested in the ways that we served each other, but with all of the inevitable human frailties. Sometimes, the little love song was sung badly. Sometimes, the intended audience wasn't paying attention. Sometimes, things were misheard. Sometimes, the words and music didn't match up in the right way. Sometimes the timing wasn't right. Sometimes people weren't in the right mood or state of mind.


But sometimes, things would come together in that magical sort of way that little love songs can create.


I'll remember murky coffee for those moments.


Looking ahead, there's still much to overcome, and there's much to look forward to. I've been humbled to the point of weakened knees at the outpouring of love and support from our friends and our customers in the past few weeks. There are special people who made murky what it is, and they know who they are. I have to especially thank Ryan Jensen, Katie Carguilo, Aaron Ultimo, Katie Duris, Travis Edwards, Jennifer Mulchandani, Zachary Carlsen, Daniel Stearns, Liz Zamorski, Jenny Lawrence, Tommy Gallagher, and Marianne Hines, who were at murky as managers but mostly as my sisters and brothers. It's never been about the coffee, and it never will be. It's about the people.


As I've learned from past mistakes and will inevitably make new ones, I am blessed to be given the opportunity to experience more of what this walk has to offer. When training our staff, I've said, "From the moment someone thinks that they want to go to murky today, to the moment they actually forgot they ever came... that's the whole experience that we offer, and can choose to make better for them or not." There are many hands who have shaped my experience with murky coffee, and I am better for it. Thank you all, and please keep in touch.


Nick

Disney moving aggressively into branded fresh-produce market

No Dumbos here: This article in today’s WashPo business section details how, over the past few years, Disney has distanced itself from junk food and expanded its association with healthier products. There are more than 250 offerings in the Disney Garden line, including Disney-branded eggs and a High School Musical avocado. (Emphasis on the healthi-er: the offerings also include whole-wheat-breaded Mickey Mouse-shaped chicken nuggets.) And kid are begging for them: bagged-apple sales increased 47% during a High School Musical promotion at Winn-Dixie. “Parents are happy, growers are happy, grocers are happy, kids are happy and healthy, and, oh yeah, Disney is pleased, too” — who doesn’t love it? Well, the people who wish we weren’t marketing anything at all to kids. You know, the Scrooges…coming soon to a potato near you? (Washington Post)

Sharpening Japanese Knives

I love working with Japanese kitchen knives. I've visited Japanese blacksmiths before and have written about them (see this post), and own several blades. Right now I'm in Tokyo for a few months apprenticing at several restaurants (more on that soon), and cutting every day for hours. Chefs here have been graciously instructing me on my technique, plus I just picked up an excellent new book on the subject called, conveniently, Japanese Kitchen Knives, which I highly recommend.

Hand-in-hand with cutting, of course, is sharpening. Learning how to shape my blades has been an ongoing education. I was extremely fortunate to recently meet Mr. Souichi Ishikawa, pictured above, of the famed Sugimoto knife company at Tokyo's Tsukiji central fish market. Ishikawa-san took the time to teach me a few things about shaping knives, especially gyuto, or double-sided Western-style kitchen knives.

Check out the video below of Ishikawa-san sharpening my gyuto. Notice how smooth his strokes are, how the blade is held at an angle about two coins high off the stone (a good measure), and how he works up and down the blade on both sides. I find shaping a gyuto tougher than shaping traditional single-blade Japanese knives (like a fish slicing yanagi), so his instruction was super helpful. I hope it helps you, too. Please stop by to say hello and talk knives with Ishikawa-san when you visit the Tsukiji market, he speaks both English and Japanese. Thank you, Ishikawa-san!


Perlbuzz news roundup 2009-05-02

The following are collected from the Perlbuzz Twitter feed.

curved windows are the best windows



curved windows are the best windows

Las Onomatopeyas

Bam! Clunk! Whap! A visual catalog of the interstitial fight-scene titles from the old “Batman” television series. Seen collected like this, they’re actually quite beautiful. According to this blog post, the most popular titles were “Kapow!” (used 50 times) and “Boff!” (used 43 times). Now you know.

Socks and Sandals

I have been informed, multiple times, that sandals over socks are a revolting and unforgivable fashion sin. The word has come in grooming-advice columns and in conversation. In every case it has come from a woman — in a couple of cases a woman with whom I was intimate. There are apparently no exceptions to this rule.

Here’s the problem: That combination is incredibly comfortable. Some of us, losers in the genetic lottery I suppose, have hot, sweaty feet. I hate shoes and wear sandals for as much of the year as I can.

By the way, my current pair (by Ecco) are wearing out; any recommendations? I need tough, comfy, and good-looking enough to wear to meetings — i.e. no high-tech black plastic. But I digress.

If your feet are naturally hot-’n’-sweaty, they get that way even in sandals sometimes; say if you’re walking around Melbourne all day or sitting in a hot airplane across the Pacific. For these situations, the combination of the sandal, which lets the air in, and the sock, which wicks the perspiration away from your skin, is entirely perfect.

But, because The Women of the World, the evidence suggests, would have it otherwise, I sacrifice that extra bit of comfort. Just another fashion victim. Well, except on those transoceanic flights; In the air, nobody knows what’s on your feet.

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