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February 27, 2010

I Don't Like The iPad Because...

Screen shot 2010-02-27 at 6.34.59 PM.png...it's driven by the same old media love affair with distribution lock in. I've been on about this ever since I studied Google in 2001: Media traditionally has gained its profits by owning distribution. Cable carriage, network airwaves, newsstand distribution and printing presses: all very expensive, so once you employ enough capital to gain them, it's damn hard to get knocked out.  

The web changed all that and promised that economics in the media business would be driven by content and intent: the best content will win, driven by the declared intent of consumers who find it and share it. Search+Social was the biggest wave to hit media since the printing press. And the open technology to make better and better experiences has been on a ten year tear: blogging software, Flash, Ajax, HTML 5, Android, and more and more coming.

But the iPad, just like the iPhone, is designed for vertical integration and distribution lock in. Apple is building its own distribution channel, just as it did with iTunes, and media companies are falling over themselves to make an app for that. Why? Well sure, for once, it's sexy and cool and hip. That's why everyone loved the Wired demo.

But the real reason media companies love the iPad is the same reason I don't: It's an old school, locked in distribution channel that doesn't want to play by the new rules of search+social. Sure, you can watch a movie on it. Sure, you can read a book on it. And sure, you can read a publication on it. But if you want to use the web natively, with all the promise that the web brings to media? Not so much. Apple will include a browser, of course. But will media you find through that browser be able to interact with the iPad platform so as to bring full value to you, the consumer? Nope. Not unless that same media is approved by Apple and makes it into the iPad app store.

And that's why I don't like the iPad. Don't tell me, as a media maker, what I can make and how I can leverage the technology in my audience's hands. And don't tell me, as a media consumer, what's OK for me to interact with, and how.

Yep, I really don't like what the iPad augurs. And I hope, in the end, it's consigned to what it should be: A sexy version of a portable DVD player-cum-Kindle. Nice to have. Not a game changer. Certainly not revolutionary. Unless you're longing for yesteryear, when owning distribution meant owning audiences. Oh, and by the way, Traditional Media Folk: This time Apple owns that distribution channel, not you.

Harumph.



WILKIESAURUSES

WILKIESAURUSES, originally uploaded by david.

To do list

Hydrate. Hydrate some more. Take Nurofen and Berocca and horse tranquilisers. Paint ghastly vodka sweaty visage with Sisley Eclat Tenseur and Guerlain Midnight Secret and children's budget poster paints if necessary.

Stop gnawing on giant economy sized Cadbury Caramel bars "for my electrolyte balance".

Attempt to build overly complex clothes rail for spare bedroom out of meccano. Decipher/burn cryptic Ikea instructions. Possibly abandon all hope and replace clothes rail with small bunch of daffodils.

Attempt to build small bedside table without breaking self. Or table. Do not become alarmed or befuddled by the sinister magic of the ratchet screwdriver. In fact do not TOUCH ratchet screwdriver.

Retrieve dog. Attempt not to gag on entering stinking dog borstal. Be nice, but NB. not TOO nice to Walter the dog gaoler. Stroke weepette.

Make 2 very sober birthday cakes for Fingers.

Drive to Charleroi. Locate Charleroi without vomiting with panic or ending up in Louvain. Or Courtrai. Or Kuwait.

Remember to put DIESEL in the car. DIESEL. D.I.E.S.E.L. Locate petrol reservoir before reaching garage. Maybe practise opening.

Remember that despite appearances to the contrary this is a five door car. Do not embarrass self by climbing through from front seat again.

Collect BRAIN TWIN. Try and recall how to speak to Brain Twin without a keyboard.

Spent weekend alternating riotous idiocy and hibernation. Cackle. Eat. Drink. Watch Mexican Wrestling. Eat superlative chips on Rabbit Island. Consider plans for world domination Reject in favour of salted caramel products.

Better get started.

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Today is National Magazine Day

How? On Saturday, February 27th, ordinary folk across America (like you, like me) will spend the day "attacking the stack" or reading their way through the unread magazines they've accumulated. If you're a big goody-goody and read your magazines straight through the moment they arrive, you may spend the day at your local library/bookstore/university exploring new periodicals, discussing your favorite magazines with friends, tweeting your favorite articles. As you wish. Where: I live in San Francisco, California and will be hosting a Magazine Day celebration at Booksmith bookstore in the Haight-Ashbury neighborhood from 1-6 PM. Five dollars reserves you a spot which includes all the coffee you can drink, all the snacks you can eat, free reign of the store's ample magazine racks and admission to a 6 PM panel discussion entitled "The Future of Magazines."  via www.kevinsmokler.com

It’s not East Coast vs West Coast, it’s about making more places like the Valley

I’ve written a few times about what seems to be an exploding tech scene in NYC.  This is sometimes interpreted as arguing that NYC is a better place to start a company than the Valley. Most recently, Matt Mireles seems to be addressing people like me with his critique of the NYC startup scene (he makes some good points as does Caterina Fake in her response).

I’ve never meant my arguments to be about where it is better to start a company. California is a phenomenal place to start a tech company. NYC is a great place as well. (Note to Matt – it’s hard for first time founders everywhere). To me, the important question isn’t which place is better, but rather how we import the things that make the Valley great into NYC. As I said last year:

New York City has many of the same strengths as Silicon Valley – merit-driven capitalism, the embrace of newcomers and particularly immigrants, and a consistent willingness to reinvent itself.   Silicon Valley will always be the mecca of technology, but now that people here are getting back to, as Obama says, making things, New York City has a shot at becoming relevant again in the tech world.

I spent the past week in California and had the honor of meeting some legendary venture investors. I was deeply impressed: they are legends for a reason. Of course, they are incredibly smart and hard working and all of that, but most impressively, it was clear that they truly believe in making big bets on ambitious, seemingly wacky ideas to try to change the world. Every VC has this rhetoric on their website, but – at least in my experience – most just want to make incremental money on incremental technologies. (Side note: I noticed that the more powerful the VC, the more likely they were to pay close attention, show up on time, and not bring phones/computers into meetings.  I guess when you are changing the world, emails can wait an hour for a response).

California should be NYC’s role model and ally. The enemy should be people and institutions who make money but don’t actually create anything useful. In NYC, this mostly means Wall Street, along with the Wall Street mindset that sometimes infects East Coast VC’s (emphasis on financial engineering, needing to see metrics & “traction” vs betting on people and ideas, etc).

Matt should do what’s best for his company. God knows it’s hard enough doing a startup – you don’t need to carry the weight of reinvigorating a region on your back as well. That might mean moving to California. Meanwhile, forward-thinking investors and founders in NYC will continue trying to make things that change the world – in other words, trying to make NYC more like the Valley.

Beer Vendor Vendetta At Shea Stadium

Thumbnail image for Budweiser at Shea StadiumThe NY Daily News has the story today of an 85-year-old beer vendor's law suit against Aramark.

Mildred Block, 85, says during Shea Stadium's final season, she was replaced at her lucrative beer station in right field with a younger employee, resulting in lost wages and tips.

The fact that the "younger employee" was 75 years was one of the factors that got her age discrimination suit thrown out yesterday.

I loved those sweet seniors who worked the beer stands at Shea, some of whom made the transition to Citi Field. I believed their slow service was a benefit. Many times, those long lines kept me from buying that extra beer I didn't need, saving me hundreds, maybe thousands, of dollars in the long run. Good luck with your appeal, Mildred. You are welcome in Loge 13 anytime.

Full story:

Age discrimination suit
tossed after Mets beer
vendor, 85, is replaced
by 75-year-old


An 85-year-old woman who sold suds at Mets
games was crying in her beer Friday after a judge
junked her age discrimination suit against the
company that replaced her with a 75-year-old.

Mildred Block sued concession giant Aramark last year,
charging it illegally yanked her from a
lucrative beer stand during the last season at Shea
Stadium.

"Everyone was like, 'Mildred, what happened?'" said
the New Jersey woman. "I worked there so many
years, and I think I'm an excellent worker."

Block said she was marooned at a Shea booth where
tips were scarce compared to the right field stand
where she'd been for nearly two decades, pocketing
$40 in tips on good days.

Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Joan Lobis sided
with the New York City Commission on Human
Rights, which determined it was "highly unlikely"
that Aramark had discriminated.

The decision pointed out the company replaced
Block - who still works for Aramark at the new Citi
Field - with Gloria Smith, 75.

Block and her son, Marty, accused the commission
of a "one-sided, abbreviated, incomplete and
improper investigation."

Marty Block, who started working at Shea in 1973,
claimed an Aramark manager told him, "Your mother
is an antique dinosaur, old cripple that we do not
want at Citi Field."

Aramark declined comment. In court papers, the
company said it received complaints about long
lines at the stand where Mildred Block worked with a
male partner 40 years her junior. Block insisted
she's still good enough for the beer-stand bigs, and
that she "never made a mistake with the change."

"I couldn't go any faster than he served the beer,"
she said.



February 26, 2010

Welcome to Our New Homepage

Welcome to the new Serious Eats homepage! We hope you like what we've done with the place (with the help of our talented friends at Mule Design). Our new homepage makes it easier for our community to keep up with what's new and interesting on Serious Eats. We've also got some spiffy new logos and have made it easier to navigate between our family of blogs. So, welcome! Take this baby for a test ride and let us know what you think.

Noted w/o Comment

From Susan Dominus in the NYT ...

It seems Mr. Paterson could not even manage to abuse power to his own advantage: instead of letting an aide take a bullet for him, like Andrew Young did for John Edwards, the governor lost his political future over his apparent effort to smooth over an aide's misdeeds, talking on the phone with Mr. Johnson's ex-girlfriend, who was seeking a protective order against Mr. Johnson in court.


Logorama

One of the films up for the Best Animated Short Oscar is called Logorama. It's a Pulp Fiction-inspired ditty composed almost entirely of inventively used corporate logos. A screenshot is instructive in illustrating what I'm talking about:

Logorama

This is a nearly perfect outsiders view of the US. Watch the whole thing here.

Tags: Logorama   logos   movies

New York Startups, Angel Investing and Talent

Matt Mireles advances the classic arguments for why NYC is not a good place for a startup in his piece for Business Insider -- raising money is hard, and talent is scarce -- but I'd like to make a couple of points to the contrary:

  • VC and Wall Street exist as almost completely different worlds. You can exist within one without ever encountering the other. In Matt's post it seems as if the two are competing for investments or mindshare. They aren't. They may be competing for engineers, but that is less and less the case. Thank you financial meltdown!
  • I've seen a ton of startups doing their seed funding here, as part of Founder Collective and while it's not uncommon for a gang of NYC-based angels to group together and invest in a company, it's significantly more common for the angels to be a mix of east and west coast angels. I mean, we all talk to and know each other coast-to-coat -- Hunch, New York-based -- has significant angel investment from out west. For the time being NYC angel investing is a subset of the larger, Silicon Valley dominated angel investment world.
  • Being away from the Valley can be an advantage. A kind of groupthink can start to occur in the Valley if you're not careful and it's hard to see outside of it. We started Flickr in Vancouver, BC -- not known as a hotspot for world innovation -- and yet we were able to attract New York and Silicon Valley angel investors in our very early stages. Raising money is hard *all over*. Doesn't matter where you are. But if you build something people want, you will find investment.

Matt is right about a lot of things:

  • He implies that you shouldn't hire people out of Wall Street jobs, and I totally agree. Their expectations are mismatched to startup life and all those cushy perks are completely absent. But the positive trend is that those kids just out of school who *would* have gotten sucked into Goldman Sachs are now significantly more likely to go into startups. We've gotten a bunch of recent grads at Hunch.
  • Specialized technical talent *is* harder to find in NYC than in the Valley, though we've had a great amount of success recruiting people to come to New York from the Valley, especially at Etsy, which has been growing its engineering group over the past year.
  • And Matt is absolutely right that what New York really needs right now is a Billion Dollar Company -- an eBay or a Google or a PayPal or a Facebook -- and an exit that releases all the people working there from their obligations and frees them to go forth and start new companies. PayPal's progeny are spectacular -- LinkedIn, Yelp, Slide, YouTube -- there needs to be something similar in New York.

One day squirrels will take over the world

Carlton Cuse, one half of the "Darlton" pair behind Lost and writer of most of the important Lost episodes (including this week's "The Lighthouse") linked to Serious Eats from his twitter account today. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLLLLLLLLLLLLE! via www.fakelocke.com

Ravenous Squirrel at Shake Shack Wants to [Drink Beer]

via newyork.seriouseats.com Who you callin' a squirrel?

PECOTA Hitter Cards Now in Beta

At long last, the PECOTA hitter cards are ready for beta release. This year, we’ve got 2150 hitters with cards. As always, complete card access to all players is only available to subscribers; if you aren’t a subscriber, you can see the Yankees cards.

Some of the new features you’ll see on these cards:

* ten-year projections, versus the seven-year projections previously offered.

* top 100 comparables, versus the top 20 previously offered.

* better integration with the rest of the site, including links to articles, chats, and roundtable mentions. Much more coming on this front.

Some stuff either doesn’t work yet or requires more explanation, including but not limited to:

* we have display issues with Internet Explorer, and I’m sure the cards are screwed up in interesting ways in other less mainstream browsing environments.

* search box performance is marginal. Try using the index to manually browse if you have trouble with it.

* similarity scores. We have them, but they’re very different in scale than they were previously. More on those next week.

* top comparables. The criteria for comps has been refined frequently over the past couple of months, and that explains the differences you see between the comps on the weighted means spreadsheet and cards and those in Baseball Prospectus 2010. More on that soon as well.

* multiple projections for 2010. Here’s the decoder ring: in the “Biographical” box, next to the hitter picture, is our best available PECOTA projection for this hitter, including statistics that our friends who play fantasy will be interested in. If the hitter is on a depth chart and has a playing time projection, we use those numbers (which should match his team’s depth chart). If the hitter is not, we use his 50o projection.

The 2010 projection in the “2010 Forecast” section of the card is park-adjusted, while the 2010 projection in the “Performance Forecast” (10-year projection) section of the card is not park-adjusted, which explains the difference between them.

Have a look at Curtis Granderson’s card to see the different sections I’m referring to here.



* weighted mean. We don’t have it (yet). We’re using the player’s 50o projection for this first pass.

* you can’t log in and out of your Baseball Prospectus account from the cards (yet). Just head back to the front page to log in if you need to. This will be fixed soon.

* we need to update a lot of documentation to account for the differences this year. Clay has written up some of the explanations for things in another Unfiltered post earlier today, and there will be more coming.

Please let us know what you think. Thanks again for your patience, and have a great weekend!

On switching away from Core Data

A lot of the work I’ve been doing the last several months is optimizing performance for NetNewsWire for iPhone. The changes haven’t shipped yet, because I’m not quite finished. But one part of this might be interesting to other developers, so I figured I’d write it up.

I optimized as much as I could, spent tons of time in Shark, went all multi-threaded with Core Data, switched away from my own queuing system to NSOperationQueue, optimized the XML parsing, etc. But performance and memory use on my first-generation iPod Touch (my development test device) was still not nearly good enough with a big unread count (of around 10,000 items).

At that point, having done everything else, the remaining issue was clearly Core Data. So I tried more things, re-read everything I could about Core Data performance (for the nth time), ran experiments, spent tons more time in Shark. Trying to get it good. No go.

Finally I realized I had to switch away from Core Data and use SQLite more directly. Not completely directly — I use FMDB, a lightweight Objective-C interface that works on Macs and iPhones. Gus wrote it. It’s good.

That meant a bunch more work — it’s not like Core Data and FMDB are similar or meant to be similar. So it was no drop-in replacement. Not intended to be.

But why?

I bet Core Data is the right way to go 95% of the time. Or more. It’s easy to work with. It’s fast (in most cases). It has schema upgrade tools.

The important thing to know, though, is that it’s not a database. It’s an object graph and persistence manager. (Check out the post on Cocoa with Love that goes into detail.)

But surely you’re using objects

The difference between Core Data and a database was never that clear to me — until I found concrete examples.

After all, under the hood, in the code, every news item in a feed is an object. Why wouldn’t I use an object persistence framework for that? They’re objects, and I want to persist them. Duh. Seems like I should use Core Data.

So here are some concrete examples where direct database access made more sense than using Core Data.

1. Marking lots of news items as read or unread

The app gets from the Google Reader API a big list of item IDs that have been marked read or unread.

In Core Data, I had to loop through the list, change the status for each individual item. The list could be up to 10,000 items long. Not a good idea.

This is a very database-y operation. With one query the app can set the status for a whole bunch of items at once, without having to instantiate them as objects: update newsItems set read = 1 where...

2. Deleting lots of items

Similar to #1 above — from time to time the app deletes old, read, non-starred items from storage. We can’t just let storage grow forever, especially not on an iPhone or iPod Touch.

With Core Data, I ran a query to figure out what items to delete. Then ran a loop that deleted them. Expensive.

With SQLite access, I just did a sinqle query: delete from newsItems where...

3. Dealing with unique IDs from outside system

Core Data does uniquing, but that’s not what this is. The news items have an assigned unique ID that comes from another database.

When refreshing feeds, it’s common to see news items that the app has seen before. They might have been downloaded previously or they might have changed. (We try to avoid the former, of course.)

This means that for each item in a feed, before it’s saved, the app first has to get the existing news item. This is slow. (I tried various techniques: pre-fetching, fetching as needed, fetching only IDs of existing items for a feed, storing existing IDs in a set or dictionary, etc. Nothing helped much. Usually the solution was worse than the original problem.)

Because many thousands of items may come in during a refresh session, and every item has to be checked to see if it exists already, this was a huge performance hit. Better not to do the fetch, right?

With more-direct access, I could just do a insert or replace into newsItems... and it would add the item or replace the existing item. Fast.

4. Testing for the existence of an item

Sometimes the app just needs to know if something exists in the database. With Core Data, it’s a fetch.

With SQLite, here’s one of my favorite tricks: select 1 from someTable where uniqueID = whatever.

In theory it should hit the index only, since it doesn’t actually retrieve anything from the table itself. It’s fast, at any rate.

My favorite magic

Once I had the above (and everything else) working, there was still more optimization to do.

I had created a set of indexes that I thought would do the trick — but there’s nothing like actually seeing what will happen when a query runs. With direct access, with control over the indexes, I could test and iterate until I got the right set of indexes.

The magic is SQLite’s explain query plan command. It tells you what indexes will be used.

In the end

I didn’t entirely switch away from Core Data. Feeds and folders are still Core Data objects. Since there was no performance gain to be had by switching those over, I left them as-is.

It’s just news items that got switched — but that’s almost all the data.

Making the switch did mean I had to do some things manually that Core Data would have done for me: keeping any in-memory items synced with the database storage, mostly.

But, still, in the end, the new version of the system was less code than the Core Data version. That will not be the case for most apps. I took it as further indication that this was the right move for this particular app.

Warning

This isn’t about being a hardcore low-level developer or some crap like that. I like Core Data a ton. (I recommend Marcus Zarra’s book, by the way, which I read twice.) If I could have stuck with Core Data for everything, I would have. (Rule: always work at the highest level possible.)

But how do you know when you might be better off with FMDB or other more-direct SQLite access? I think it goes like this, at least based on my experience:

  1. Is performance good? Then stick with Core Data. (That should cover 95% or more of data-driven apps right there.)

  2. Is Core Data really the cause of your performance problems? Can you optimize other things? Can you optimize your use of Core Data? Will going multi-threaded do the trick? Try. If you can get performance good, then stick with Core Data.

  3. Are your remaining performance problems really database-y things? In other words, are you doing things like setting one or a few properties across a big range of items; deleting lots of items based on a condition; or having to handle unique IDs from another database, and so you’re constantly doing fetches? In other words, can you benefit by not treating your data as objects sometimes? If switching to direct database access won’t help, then stick with Core Data.

My warning: you probably don’t need to switch away from Core Data. It’s the right answer almost every time.

(By the way, were this a Mac app only, Core Data would probably have been fine. But it runs on iPhones too, and that’s where performance optimization becomes so much more critical.)

Anyway: Core Data is the right answer, except when it’s not, and hopefully I’ve made it a little easier to figure out when it’s not the right answer.

jamiew: Today is my last day working for Rocketboom. I’m...



jamiew:

Today is my last day working for Rocketboom.

I’m incredibly proud of everything we’ve built over the last 3 years, and am particularly astounded by the success of Know Your Meme. It’s gone from some goofy ideas about wearing labcoats and talking about rickroll to a legitimate research operation, with a dedicated writing staff, 30+ videos, a guest appearance by Weird Al and millions of YouTube views.

The Meme Database website I first hacked together over 2 weeks in December 2008 has now grown into a 500,000+ daily pageviews internets powerhouse, with a blossoming community of researchers.

Our Internet video aggregator & viral video tracking system Mag.ma grows more expansive & useful by the day.

Come Monday I’ll be joining the awesome team at 140 Proof here in San Francisco, and am excited to be tackling some big new challenges.

contact → jamie@internetfamo.us, @jamiew, Facebook, KYM

Redis Usecase: Find out who is Online

If you are a Facebook user you know there is a chat application (I confess I haven’t used it, but I know it is there). With such an application an important question to answer is: “which of my friends are online now”. While I’m pretty sure that Facebook implementation is different and not based on Redis, I have found two articles describing two different solutions for this problem based on Redis.

First one, coming from Luke Melia: ☞ Who’s Online? is using Redis support for SETs and set operations to solve it.

The second approach, coming from Rick Olson: ☞ Track user locations with Node.js and Redis, proposes a different approach based on usage of “smart keys” and key expiration support in Redis.

Not sure if the complete code for the first solution is available, but the relevant code is included in the article. As for the second, you can find the source code on ☞ GitHub.

Last, I should probably mention that in the case of a web application solving this problem is a bit easier than for classical desktop IMs., but these Redis usecases are a great example for how you can use Redis. Another emerging usecase is session storage with NoSQL. And you’ll find even more in this great list of Redis usecases.

A Snowy Shack

We had another snow day here in New York, so I made this video during lunch.

Putting this together took 10 minutes, including uploading it to Flickr. For all the hemming and hawing about simplifying iMovie, Apple definitely made the right call.

Pagination in Instapaper

Instapaper Pro 2.2 is now available, and it supports pagination (in addition to the existing scrolling interface):
After the previous version’s release, I took a break from reading on the iPhone and read everything on the Kindle. I learned that I much preferred pagination to scrolling — even tilt scrolling — and that pagination is part of what makes the Kindle reading experience so great. So I spent a long time experimenting with different methods to bring pagination to the iPhone, and I finally found a solution that, while simplistic, allows any mix of pagination and scrolling in the dynamic web content that Instapaper is ideal for reading. I now prefer pagination to tilt scrolling. You can toggle between them with the Pagination switch in the Settings screen.

I like this. I've been reading a lot of books on the iPhone Kindle app, so I've gotten really used to its pagination interface vs the scrolling interface that Instapaper's historically had. A couple of days ago while reading an article in Instapaper, I realized that I'm constantly trying to scroll exactly one page's worth at a time. Which is... distracting.

So, yes: pagination.

Snowpocalypse Now

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The Dead Who Walk Among Us

Zombies.

Yup, Zombies in baseball. It happens. Guys who are clearly shells of their former selves hanging on for no reason. Well, I guess there is the money, but most of these guys already made tons of money. A zombie, you see, isn’t just any bad player who just keeps getting jobs for no reason. To be Undead, one must once have had life — one must once have been good. Paul Bako, for example, has somehow managed to be in and around the majors for more than 10 seasons (left-handed hitting catcher!) while always being around replacement level, but since his FanGraphs-WAR Era (2002-present) “peak” was 0.3 wins in his glorious 2003 season, we can be pretty sure he’s just being Bako (although he’s assuredly still a money-grubbing traitor). No, a zombie can be identified by having once been very good, but now putting on performance that let us know the Life Force has long since departed.*

* We’re talking about zombies here, not arch-liches. In other words, I won’t be discussing Jamie Moyer.

Ivan Rodriguez, is a good example of a zombie. Most of his best years actually predate the FanGraphs Era, but he did have some ~five win seasons in 2003 and 2004 with the Marlins and Tigers. While Zombie Pudge clearly can still play baseball a bit, his offense, always reliant on lots of contact, has pretty much completely eroded, and his defensive skills, once widely admired, are now decidedly average-ish. He’s not useless, but from one a Hall-of-Famer to a part-timer? Zombie Pudge.

Jason Kendall has been fodder for thousands of internet jokes of a couple of years now. While it’s understandable, give his inflated defensive reputation and offensive worthlessness (grit!), Kendall was a pretty great player back in the late-90s/early00s. Heck, he was still pretty good only a few years ago. At this point, though, while his defense might be a bit above average (he had a great year defensively in 2008, although 2007 and 2009 were both poor), his offense… well. Zombie Kendall.

We know that some teams will go gaga for Zombie catchers for what “they’ll bring to the team” (perhaps Washington and Kansas City are the bsaeball equivalents the Underworld). Who are some non-catchers?

Andruw Jones springs to mind, not only for his past excellence and current zombie status, but for the rapidity with which he joined the ranks of the undead. Jones is one of the greatest defensive center fielders ever, and even in 2007, when his bat began to slip, UZR has him at about 22 runs above average. In 2008 he joined the Dodgers, and had clearly fallen under the power of a necromancer. Sure, he was better in 2009 with Texas, but when a guy who used to regularly put up 6 wins seasons has a 0.8 win “comeback,” when he says he’s coming to 2010 Spring Training ready to compete for a starting job in center field for the White Sox and we find it laughable… dude’s a zombie.

Perhaps the most obvious current zombie is Ken Griffey, Jr. Junior was awesome back in the 1990s, and is a surefire Hall of Famer is there was one (I think Jones should be in, too, but I digress). But man, he’s only been over 1.5 WAR once in the FanGraphs Era, and that was back in 2006. Kid Zombie is clearly sucking up a roster slot for feelgood reasons* in Seattle (“he’ll mentor Milton Bradley!”), but isn’t Seattle supposed to be contending in the 2010’s likely tightest division? Maybe Griffey has powers of hypnosis; perhaps he’s a vampire rather than a zombie, I dunno.

* No, I don’t have it in me to discuss Zombie Mike Sweeney.

That’s just a start to get you going. Whhat other zombies slated to play in 2010?

Upcoming Python Training Classes

Please forgive the brief commercial interruption. I'd just like to plug a few of my upcoming Python training classes--yes, if you must know, this is how I pay the bills so that I can spend the rest of my time thinking about the GIL and other diabolical Python-related topics.

New! Python Mastery Bootcamp, April 12-16, 2010 (Atlanta)

First, I'm pleased to announce a brand-new Python course that I'm offering for the first time at Big Nerd Ranch in Atlanta. The Python Mastery Bootcamp might be the ultimate Python tutorial for programmers who already know the basics of Python, but who want to take their understanding of the language to a whole new level. Over the past few years, I have given a number of well-reviewed PyCON tutorials on advanced topics such as Generator Tricks for Systems Programmers, A Curious Course on Coroutines and Concurrency, or most recently Mastering Python 3 I/O. Well, the Mastery Bootcamp is sort of similar except that it lasts 5 days, it covers far more material (network programming, threads, multiprocessing, asynchronous I/O, functional programming, metaprogramming, distributed computing, C extensions, etc.), and it has more hands-on projects that allow the material to be explored in greater depth than at a conference.

The experience at Big Nerd Ranch is quite unique--for 5 days, you will be completely immersed in Python programming without the annoyance of outside distractions. This makes it the perfect environment to interact with other class participants and to really focus on the course material. There's really nothing quite like it in the training world--you won't be disappointed.

Introduction to Python Programming, March 16-18, 2010 (Chicago)

If you're relatively new to Python and want to master the fundamentals, consider coming to my Introduction to Python Programming class in Chicago. This course is aimed at programmers, system administrators, scientists, and engineers who want to apply Python to everyday tasks such as analyzing data files, automating system tasks, scraping web pages, using databases, and more. Through practical examples, you will learn all of the major features of Python including data handling, functions, modules, classes, generators, testing, and more. This is a highly refined class that has been taught for numerous corporate and government clients over the past three years. The class features a 300 page fully indexed course guide and more than 50 hands-on exercises.

My Chicago classes are also taught in a rather unique format. Unlike a typical corporate training course, I conduct the course in a round-table format that is strictly limited to 6 attendees--a size that encourages interaction and allows course topics to be easily customized to your interests. The course is located in Chicago's distinctive Andersonville neighborhood where just steps away, you will find dozens of unique restaurants, bakeries, coffee houses, pubs, and more. You're definitely going to like it!

Okay, that's it for now. Please feel free to contact me if you have any questions about the above courses. In the meantime, I'm in the process of preparing a blog post about how I made the PyCON GIL Visualizations so be on the lookout for it soon.

Great Grand-Daddy of Reconciliation

Is Ronald Reagan the Great Grand-Daddy of Reconciliation?

That was TPM Reader and former congressional staffer BP says ...

As a Senate Committee staffer in the early 1980's, I participated in the first major use of reconciliation, and I would like to recount my experience. I understand that CRS has documented significant instances of reconciliation, but I would like to provide some personal flavor.

First, reconciliation was a little noticed provision of the Congressional Budget Control and Impoundment Act of 1974, a significant attempt by Congress to establish a disciplined process for getting a handle on the burgeoning federal budget in the waning years of the guns and butter policy of the Johnson Administration, which carried out both the Great Society and the Viet Nam War simultaneously. I believe reconciliation was first used in 1978 to "reconcile" budgetary problems in the National School Lunch Program.

Second, Ronald Reagan came to D.C. in 1981 with a least four stated, major goals: balance the budget, cut taxes, increase the defense budget and hold Social Security constant. His OMB director, David Stockman, who was a former John B. Anderson staffer as was I, hit upon reconciliation as a vehicle to drive not only budgetary changes but major, major policy changes as well. Stockman circulated what we called his little black book, which contained all sorts of suggested changes to federal programs. Stockman purposely want to move quickly in order to fracture what he called the "Iron Triangle", namely the troika of Members of Congress who created specific programs, bureaucrats who ran administered those programs and citizens who benefited from those programs, from binding together to resist change.

Third, the process was begun in the House and was led by another of the conservative icon, Phil Gramm, who was one of the major horseman of the reconciliation apocalypse. In fact, the House bill was referred to as Gramm-Latta, the other half being former Congressman Del Latta of Ohio. The Reagan/Stockman/Gramm/Latta proposal made enormous changes in not only tax policy but also to appropriations and authorization language for underlying federal program statutes. The budget alternative also was moved so precipitously through the House that the name of CBO staffer Rita Seymour was actually printed, along with her phone number, in the massive, printed amendment that came to the House floor. When I made speeches on this legislation, I used to sarcastically call it "trying to undo twenty years of laws in twenty minutes."

Fourth, when it got to the Senate, where I worked as a professional staff member on the U.S. Senate Subcommittee on Education, Arts and the Humanities, chaired by the Vermont U.S. Senator Bob Stafford, the process got considerably slower. One reason: the Senate Labor and Human Resources Committee, chaired by Orrin Hatch, was closely divided with nine Republicans and 7 Democrats. A good part of the reconciliation bill was devoted to enacting a Reagan favorite, block grants. I believe at least four or five of these had to go through Labor and Human Resources so that the underlying statutory language could be changed by the authorizing committee. Stafford and fellow GOP committee member Lowell Weicker refused to agree to the changes the White House wanted. By not joining the other seven Republicans on the committee, they created a logjam that kept the flood of Reagonomics from rushing over the Senate. Eventually, Stafford and Weicker extracted significant compromises from the White House, and the Omnibus Budget and Reconciliation Act of 1981 became law.

People should disabuse themselves of the notion that major changes were not made. In our little subcommittee alone, we ended up amending the Higher Education Act, the student loan program, and the fundamental Elementary and Secondary Education Act, all foundational elements of the Great Society. Had it not been for Stafford and Weicker, the changes would have been even worse. And, even now, we are living with the results of some of the revisions we made in 1981, many chosen purely to meet the budget authority and budget obligation targets handed down by the Senate Budget Committee.

I know that Republicans have canonized Saint Ronnie and want him up on Mount Rushmore, but please remind his latter-day acolytes that Reagan is the great grand-daddy of reconciliation, and had it not been for that now-dead breed of moderate Republicans including Bob Stafford and Lowell Weicker, the Reagan Revolution would have been even more wrenching to our national fabric. Today, the consequences of the 1981 OBRA continue to spawn damaging aftershocks, and congressional Republicans who deny this fact are either choosing to ignore it or are lying. I tend to think they are doing the latter.



Ghostbusters Wii mod sets a new bar, proves that dreams do come true

The Wii has seen its fair share of related modifications, and while our favorite Nintendo mod still has Pixar written all over it, this one just might take the cake for the Big N's freshest console. Created by an obviously obsessed (and über-talented) Ghostbusters fan, the Nintendo Wii Proton Pack is a fully functional device that beautifully complements the Wii version of the Ghostbusters video game. For those doubting the thought that went into this, take a listen: the Blue Power Cell accurately reflects how much power you have left, and the Thrower has been designed to covertly hold both the Wiimote and the Nunchuk. Better still, the Wiimote's internal speaker enables the pack to make true-to-film noises. Hit the source link to get a better look, but we'd recommend suiting up in your best 80s era, ghoul-busting garb before diving in.

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Sometimes I'm Happy

What are you smiling about, you self-centered prick?Happy people are more selfish and pay less attention to details than do those of us who know that life is an unrelenting slog of boredom, horror, and melancholy, says Science. This obverse of this assertion is looked at in much longer detail in a Times Magazine article on depression this weekend. It examines the idea that depression is an evolutionary strategy aimed at helping us better focus on things. And there is this, on the link between depression and creativity.

Why is mental illness so closely associated with creativity? Andreasen argues that depression is intertwined with a “cognitive style” that makes people more likely to produce successful works of art. In the creative process, Andreasen says, “one of the most important qualities is persistence.” Based on the Iowa sample, Andreasen found that “successful writers are like prizefighters who keep on getting hit but won’t go down. They’ll stick with it until it’s right.” While Andreasen acknowledges the burden of mental illness — she quotes Robert Lowell on depression not being a “gift of the Muse” and describes his reliance on lithium to escape the pain — she argues that many forms of creativity benefit from the relentless focus it makes possible. “Unfortunately, this type of thinking is often inseparable from the suffering,” she says. “If you’re at the cutting edge, then you’re going to bleed.”

And then there’s the virtue of self-loathing, which is one of the symptoms of depression. When people are stuck in the ruminative spiral, their achievements become invisible; the mind is only interested in what has gone wrong. While this condition is typically linked to withdrawal and silence — people become unwilling to communicate — there’s some suggestive evidence that states of unhappiness can actually improve our expressive abilities. Forgas said he has found that sadness correlates with clearer and more compelling sentences, and that negative moods “promote a more concrete, accommodative and ultimately more successful communication style.” Because we’re more critical of what we’re writing, we produce more refined prose, the sentences polished by our angst. As Roland Barthes observed, “A creative writer is one for whom writing is a problem.”

It's funny, I consider myself a fairly unhappy person. The self-loathing? Oh boy do I have it! The endless rumination? That's the street where I live. The dark despondency that leads to crippling bouts of despair and terrible thoughts of self-destruction? Why do you think I drink so much? It ain't for the taste! And yet: "a more concrete, accommodative and ultimately more successful communication style"? Really? Have you seen the crap I churn out? Some of it is barely comprehensible even to me. But self-centered and unable to pay attention to the small details? Why, yes, that does describe my personality fairly well. Who would have thought it? Turns out I've been happy all along!

Ai loves their burgurs


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Ai braves the NYC blizzard to grab some Shake Shack, and even got some free hot chocolate!

Hit the Ball in the Air Against the Twins

The 2009 Mariners did not have the best pitching staff in the American League. They tied for eighth lowest FIP at 4.39, and tied for 10th in xFIP with 4.52. Despite ranking in the bottom half of the league in these fielding independent metrics, the Mariners boasted the best ERA in the AL by a fairly wide margin. Their defense apparently made up the difference, as they led the majors in UZR. A big part of their advantage came in the outfield, where Ichiro Suzuki and Franklin Gutierrez snagged everything that came near them. The result was the highest outfield UZR in the league.

The Twins felt the opposite effect. Their team UZR ranked second to last in the AL, while their outfield defense ranked last. Like the Mariners, they posted a team 4.39 FIP and 4.52 xFIP. But the team ERA was much higher, at 4.50, placing them 11th in the AL. Making matters worse, their pitchers gave up the highest percentage of fly balls in the league, 41.1 percent. They also allowed the third most balls in play, meaning their poor outfielders got plenty of chances.

Only two Twins outfielders accumulated positive UZRs in 2009: Carlos Gomez and Denard Span. That does not bode well for the 2010 team. The former is now a Brewer, and the latter posted his positive contributions from the corners, while running negative in center field. He’ll man the position full-time in 2010, flanked by a combination of Jason Kubel, Delmon Young, and Michael Cuddyer, all of whom posted a UZR/150 of -15 or worse. It looks like a sorry outfield situation in Minnesota.

While Carl Pavano, Nick Blackburn and, in his best days, Francisco Liriano, can keep the ball on the ground, two-fifths of the Twins projected rotation have trouble in that regard. Both Scott Baker and Kevin Slowey allow tons of fly balls, so it comes as no surprise that their FIPs were quite lower than their ERAs. Both, thankfully for the Twins, boast decent strikeout rates, but when they do allow contact the ball heads to the outfield more than to the infield. With outfielders like Cuddyer, Young, and Kubel, that can present a bit of trouble.

As with most takes on UZR, a few caveats apply here. First, Span hasn’t played enough innings in center field to get a good read on him. During his two major league seasons he’s accumulated only 704 innings, which totals less than a full-time season. We should get a better idea of his ability this year when he’s playing there every day. By most observer reports he does well enough, and I’m fairly confident that he’s not as bad as his -13.8 UZR/150 indicates.

We do, however, have decent samples on Cuddyer and Young. The results shouldn’t encourage Twins fans. In 3767.2 career outfield innings, Young has posted a -11.8 UZR/150. It gets even worse in his largest sample, left field, where in 2130.2 innings he has a -18.9 UZR/150. Cuddyer as played 4457.1 career innings in right field, posting a -10.1 UZR/150. Kubel has a much smaller sample, just 1802.2 career outfield innings, but the -18.7 UZR/150 isn’t encouraging. Nor are the anecdotal accounts of his defense. Thankfully, he’ll probably stay on the bench while the Twins play defense, filling mostly the DH role.

The Twins should feature very good, maybe even spectacular defense in the infield, especially if Nick Punto wins the third base job. But when the they face slugging teams that take a lot of pitches to the outfield, they could face problems. Maybe Span provides above average range once he settled into center field, and maybe the 30 pounds Young dropped this off-season will help him improve his defense a bit. Even with both of those factors, however, the Twins still won’t cover a ton of outfield ground. It could once again play a big role in how the pitching staff fares.

No limits

Chimpanzees are just like you and me except that they are much stronger, much meaner, more violent, and much more terrifying. Also they have fangs and absolutely no limits.

via redfox.typepad.com

I read the article, unfortunately (though I won't link to it, either). Chimps are horrifying!

A Recent History of Ironic Exclamations for Chuck Klosterman

ARTIST'S DEPICTIONChuck Klosterman's last book, from October, has an attack on the use of the exclamation point as a marker of irony. It's making the rounds today online, since someone is reading it. Klosterman's opinion: It's "idiotic. It’s the saddest kind of failure." Klosterman is talking overall about the rhetorical practices of feigned ignorance, distancing in general and also about the most convenient punctuation markers to make things clear to the reader—though he believes these markers make things ever more unclear. At least, he approvingly quotes Fitzgerald as against exclamation points. Let's look at some recent history!

(That was an exclamation point of excitement, not a marker of irony tinged with anger, as so much of exclamation-point related irony actually is. I did not at all mean the opposite of what I was writing! I was encouraging you to look at some history with me.)

Mark Nanos's The Irony of Galatians: Paul's Letter in First-Century Context, published in 2002, suggests that an inability (or unwillingness) to read the irony in Galatians had some ill effects, up to and including the Holocaust. But to any modern reader, the irony in Galatians seems extremely well-indicated.

This passage discusses Galatians 1:6. The 21st Century King James Version of Galatians 1:6-9 goes:

I marvel that ye are so soon removed from Him, that called you into the grace of Christ, for another gospel.

For this is not another; but there are some who trouble you and would pervert the Gospel of Christ.

But should we, or an angel from Heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached to you, let him be accursed.

As we said before, so say I now again: If any man preach any other gospel unto you than that which ye have received, let him be accursed!

On this topic, Nanos has this to say.

PAUL

Calvin Trillin Pins Down Infamously Peripatetic Szechuan Chef Peter Chang

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[Photograph, knoxnews.com; ; magazine cover: newyorker.com]

If you don't read the New Yorker, the March 1, 2010, issue may be worth picking up just for the Calvin Trillin piece titled "Where's Chang? The Chef Who Can't Shake His Followers" (subscription required, sorry!).

Trillin takes up with a group of Mid-Atlantic-area denizens of the food board DonRockwell.com who are obsessed with the comings and goings of Peter Chang, a talented Szechuan chef who moves from one nondescript Chinese restaurant to another — often with no notice to his fans, who then desperately scour the region and post to the web in an effort to find him again.

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The Knoxville News Sentinel ran a good article (with video) about Peter Chang when he worked briefly at Hong Kong House in Tennessee. Warning: Chang is, of course, no longer there. The article is still worth a look.

Among contributors to food blogs and forums, it is common to dream of wandering into some dreary-looking chow-mein joint called Bamboo Gardens or Golden Dragon, ordering a couple of items you hadn't expected to see on the menu, and discovering that the kitchen harbors a chef of spectacular ability.

That happened in 2005, according to Trillin, when donrockwell.com poster John Binkley discovered Chang at China Star in Fairfax, Virginia. Word quickly spread, but just as quickly, Chang left China Star for another restaurant. And then another, and another, and another, each time leaving his acolytes to suffer with Szechuan-deprived longing.

The Trillin piece is less about Chang himself (though the author does manage to shed some light on a few unanswered questions vexing the Chang chowheads) and more about the peculiar brand of web-enabled food fandom that anyone who has spent time on online food boards will be familiar with.

I love the kicker (and you should stop reading now if you don't want a spoiler):

It had occurred to me that Chang might have gone from restaurant to restaurant, for ordinary or even trivial reasons, without realizing that, by some principle of physics, every small movement he made caused a huge disruption among the train of fans he was unconsciously dragging along behind him. Chef Chang smiled, and nodded. He had known about it, he said. His daughter had followed it on the Internet.

The issue arrived in subscribers' mailboxes earlier this week and should still be on newsstands today. Pick one up or borrow it from a friend. Like most things Trillin writes, it's worth the read.

Fashion News Roundup: Lily Allen Wants to Work in Fashion & Shaun White 4 Target

Change of Heart: Lily Allen is hanging up her microphone. The pop star said she wants to focus on fashion; her last show is on March 7. After that, she has plans to curate a vintage store called Lucy in Disguise. We guess this means no more live performances at Chanel. {Style.com}

MFW: Keep up with all the shows during Milan Fashion Week, right here. {Vogue.com UK}

Shaun White 4 Target: Gold medal winning Olympian Shaun White will have his own line at Target. The label is called Shaun White 4 Target and hits stores March 4. It’s a boy’s and young men’s line, but he made sure there are plenty of pieces for girls to steal, too. {The Thread via Racked}

Lovely Lula: There are seven covers for Lula’s Spring 2010 issue, and each one is like a dream. How cute is Chanel Iman? {Fashion Gone Rogue}

Guest Blogging: Lorenzo Martone guest-blogged for Refinery29, sharing his favorite moments (in picture form) from New York Fashion Week. {Refinery29}

Django Advent - Scaling Django

There's still a lot of custom code required to use Django at scale, but that's to be expected — scaling is very application specific. The best we can hope for is a framework that provides the basic tools we need, then gets out of our way. And, for the most part, Django does just that. via djangoadvent.com

Pecota Update 2/26

Got another round of updates done and sent out late last night. What’s changed?
SS/Sim is in. Thanks to Mike for the help with those.
Upside - the Upside is calculated from a series of player forecasts; it is essentially the players runs above average for a six-yer period. Nate calculated the upside only by looking at the current set of comparable players; I’ve calculated by iteratively running the player’s forecast into the future. The first time I ran that the forecast was definitely too ‘hot’ - virtually every 20-year old was eventually turned into a .350 hitter, as optimism up like a runaway resonance effect. I’ve put a quick damper on that for now (reading from a lower forecast level will reduce the influence of age, which was the primary variable being over-emphasized); a larger fix, with the forecast starting out highly optimistic but regressing towards a median level over time, will take more time to run. I’ll also revisit the “classic Nate” method - I changed it in the first place because the iterative method worked better, but I’ve made enough other changes since then that I can’t be sure that’s still the case. I’ll run some tests from the early 2000s - whichever version makes the best projections for the late 2000s will enter the program.
Steals - I know there was some discussion of stolen bases looking too optimistic, and there was a good bad reason for that - a piece of code that was regressing stolen base percentage towards the league average was actually regressing it towards 1, making a ~10-point gain for the typical player. Not noticeable on a guy with 5 steals - but very much so on a guy with 30.
Strikeouts - hitter strikeouts were an area where the initial version was performing noticeably worse than  last year’s pecota, and I did make some changes that wipes out 75% of that difference (which does mean that the current one is still doing worse than last year for some reason, but with an average error about 0.3 worse instead of 1.3 worse). The change had to do with how the stats are weighted to determine a player’s baseline rate of performance. For both the tested players and his comparables, we build a weighted mean of his prior three years of performance - this establishes a baseline that is then tested against the fourth year, and those differences are what drives pecota.  How that weighted mean is built mainly depends on the age of the player - for very young and old players, the most recent year is the strongest driver, while for mid-career guys you tend more towards a simple three-year average. Among all age groups, though, strikeouts need to be strongly driven by the most recent year - and that change, allowing different stats to weight differently for the same player, is new. I wouldn’t be surprised to find that other stats will also benefit.

Depth charts - John Perotto collected a series of depth charts from the beat writers for each time, with their opinions about how the lineups would look come April. I’ve allowed those to influence, and in some cases strongly influence, my thinking on various players; I’ve also rejected it in places where the result simply made no sense. The beat writers were focused primarily on an Opening Day lineup, while I’m trying to establish patterns for the entire season - I can readily believe that teams would be stupid enough to start Sucky Player A in April, but don’t think that they’ll continue sticking with him in July.

Another slew of words about the depth charts in general. Pecota is a system geared for the projection of individual players. It is not run for teams - the depth chart takes playing time estimates from a person, looks up the pecota projection for that player, and adds those up for every player on the team to generate “team totals”. That is not the way to optimize the projection for a team. The sum of the individual projections is going to be greater than a proper team projection, and the sum of those is going to be higher than a proper league projection. The reason the league doesn’t end up as high as the projections is not because the individual players projected will all do worse across the board - it is because teams will go deeper on their depth charts than we can reliably predict (and beyond the top two, its generally a crap shoot which minor leaguer gets called up). Some players are going to get hurt and fall dramatically short of the projected playing time, and there are likely to be more high estimates of PT than low ones. We’re listing 2-4 players per position, probably about 30 ’slots’ per team. The Diamondbacks, to pick a team more or less at random, last year used 3 players at shortstop, 4 at catchers and second and third, 5 in center and right, 6 in left, and 8 at first, plus 13 used as a DH or PH at least 5 times, which is somewhere between 39 and 52 ’slots’ depending on how you count the PHs. l We list 17 or 18 pitchers per team -  the average team in 2009 used more than 24. Attempting to constrain pecota to the depth charts - by changing the numbers to match the expected league total - will damage the forecast. There were elements in the depth charts that were doing just that - I’ve been removing them as  I find them, but we’re still doing it for playing time. I may change that soon as well; since the new pecota does make a specific major league playing time estimate (the “Major” column on the spreadsheets is the expected percentage of his playing time that comes in the majors)  it doesn’t need to be nearly so totally reliant on the depth charts.
But we also use those depth charts, rightly or wrongly, to assess a team’s expected wins, we have to find a way to reconcile the individual projections (which tend to produce too many runs for the offense, and not allow enough to the defense). The runs scored and allowed totals that show up for the team have been balanced - the total runs scored and allowed made to be equal, allowing pythagorean win estimates to create a balanced won/loss record for the league. However, the batting line that goes with it is still just the sum of the individual player projections. So yes, there is a disconnect between the team slash line and the runs scored, and there is a disconnect between the sum of the players runs scored and the team runs scored. I haven’t figured out any way around that without compromising the quality of the individual projections.
– Clay

How Brittany Murphy's Menstruation Just Doesn't Make Sense

A WOMAN WITH A REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEMThere are a lot of women out there who have menstrual cycles. Generally, they talk about it amongst themselves. But sometimes menstruation becomes public! Like in Brittany Murphy's autopsy report, which, Us Weekly reports today, her husband has just read. (The magazine notes that he found reading it upsetting.) But women readers will note that there is some really intriguing menses-related information here.

Us quotes Murphy's husband, Simon Monjack: "Like all deaths, I go over and over and over it. She was dead within two hours of waking up, saying 'My chest is tight. I can't take a breath!' But that was part of her normal menstrual cycle. It was the perfect storm."

Her normal menstrual cycle?

"As someone whose conversations with other women are at least 40% about menstruation," said Rindley, probably an Aquarius, "I can honestly say I've never heard that one."

(40%? "The other 60% is about dicks," she explained.)

"Maybe she had PMS-related panic attacks," Rindley suggested. "I mean, to get serious, that could be what he meant. The hormones take over, they really do, it's nuts. I once cried for fifteen minutes over not being able to figure out a tool in Photoshop. Like deep wracking sobs."

I asked Laura, 34, if she experienced Brittany-Murphy-like menstruation. "No!" she said. "I mean I feel like I want to die sometimes, but that's for cramps-related reasons. But no, no chest-tightening at all."

"Also," Laura added, "Didn't she have a bunch of cold medicine in her system? AKA the stuff that my summer-of-96 roommates would often try to turn into speed?"

Laura noted, however, that "this speculation resembles a rumor that would have been passed around before those gender-segregated fifth-grade assemblies sponsored by the makers of various menstrual products more than anything."

I asked Vera, who is Jewish, the same question. "No NO NO NO," she said. "Just rage and hunger," she added.

"I mean I'm trying to think where he got this," she said. "Cause your boobs can hurt, sure. But not on the inside."

On the Internet, women often come together to discuss menstruation. According to an Internet website posting, yesterday, one woman admitted that "my period lasts 7-8 days, is painful, and is enormously heavy and messy. I routinely pass very large (think superball-sized, and larger) clots or masses of tissue—often multiple times in a day, and because of the clots I have intense cramping."

I sent that link to Rindley for her thoughts. "Eww!" she said.

Peter Davis' Status Update: Manifest Equality Storms Oscar Week

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During Oscar season this year, Hollywood is in for a reality check when Manifest Equality stages a multiple-media "moment" to bring much-needed awareness to the press, the stars and everyone else in L.A. who need to become more active in the fight for marriage rights for all Americans. From March 3- 7, there will be a Manifest Equality Gallery (1341 Vine Street), issuing a call-to-action and showing the works of artists motivated to fight for equal rights. The gallery show, which includes big-name artists like Barry McGee, Karen Kimmel, Harvery Pekar, Tierney Gearnon, Shepard Fairey, Roman Coppola and hundreds more, is conveniently just blocks from the Kodak Theater where the Academy Awards take place. All these vitally vibrant and inspiring events are being produced by the successful team behind Manifest Hope, which was instrumental in getting Barack Obama the presidency. There is also an online art contest focusing on the themes equality, justice, respect, unity, civil rights and love, that will be judged by Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, Ann Philbin of the Hammer Museum, Vogue's Lisa Love, Shepard Fairey, Ed Ruscha, Lari Pittman and others. Submit your art, your voice, your money and your time to the most important cause I think of.



Gregory Peck will always remind me of my dad. Peck actually did...



Gregory Peck will always remind me of my dad. Peck actually did look like my dad, especially in respect to the hair and the glasses. But I’m sure its also because he played a lawyer in To Kill a Mockingbird and of course because I first saw To Kill a Mockingbird with my dad. I remember watching it with my dad as a little girl and thinking “wow, he looks like my dad”.

I guess its worth noting I probably saw the movie with him years before I read the book.

Nexus One From an iPhone Developer’s Perspective

Jeff LaMarche on the Nexus One:

To make matters worse, the sensors on the Nexus One for the four hardware buttons is not exactly aligned with the silkscreened icons. You have to tap noticeably above the button to get it to register. That was very frustrating for me until someone (from Google nonetheless) pointed out the mis-alignment. Up until then, I consistently had to hit the buttons three or four times to get it to register.

But even worse than that, the home button on the Nexus One is right below the fracking space bar on the portrait keyboard. Combine that with the not-completely-precise touch screen, and you have a UX disaster. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been typing and ended up leaving my application due to accidentally hitting the home button. Leaving an application mid-sentence is hardly a good user experience.

He’s got lots of other observations I agree with, but the above one is, without question, the biggest WTF on the Nexus One. It’s just bizarre.

"What developers see is that the App Store is a shaky foundation upon which to build a business. One..."

“What developers see is that the App Store is a shaky foundation upon which to build a business. One day you’re prospering, the next day your app is gone. There are awesome iPhone OS apps that aren’t being built because developers don’t trust Apple not to yank the carpet out from underneath them.”

- John Gruber

Management lessons from Anna Wintour

The September Issue director R.J. Cutler sums up what he learned about business from Anna Wintour, the editor of Vogue and subject of his film.

I work in the film business, where schmoozing is an art form, lunch hour lasts from 12:30 until 3, and every meeting takes an hour whether there's an hour's worth of business or not. Not so at Vogue, where meetings are long if they go more than seven minutes and everyone knows to show up on time, prepared and ready to dive in. In Anna's world, meetings often start a few minutes before they're scheduled. If you arrive five minutes late, chances are you'll have missed it entirely. Imagine the hours of time that are saved every day by not wasting so much of it in meetings.

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You Think DC is Broken? Try Our Hood

Okay, let's take stock here.

New York had one governor resign. And now his unelected replacement is now not going to run again and he may resign too.

Not much better to the South where we had Gov. McGreevey resign after a gay affair with a man he put on the state payroll.

I guess that leaves Connecticut. Sure the last governor, John Rowland (R) had to spend some time in the slammer. But, hey, he got out a while ago.

If this isn't bad enough, the NY-GOV situation even has difficult editorial fall out. You try to do a headline saying Paterson is dropping his reelection bid. But, of course, he was never elected governor. So you can't say it's a reelection bid. But then it's awkward to say he's not running for governor because that headline doesn't signal to readers that he's the incumbent. So, as you can see, it's a mess.



Aalto Survives Geopolitics

Martin Filler

Alvar Aalto’s Villa Mairea (Flickr/08 ROTCH simoneau)

Although Alvar Aalto first won worldwide attention in the early 1930s as a leading exponent of the International Style—a reductive form of modern architecture proposed as equally applicable anywhere on the planet—his more expressive, site-specific work from the mid-Thirties onward marked him as a regional designer in the best sense, and the quintessential Finnish master builder. In 1989, however, thirteen years after Aalto’s death, his friend and official biographer Göran Schildt revealed Aalto’s rollicking 1943 junket to Germany at the invitation of Albert Speer, Hitler’s court architect-turned-munitions chief, to inspect construction there just as the Final Solution shifted into overdrive. Schildt’s tragicomic account reads like a plot outline for The Three Stooges Go to Hell.

Thus, it is startling that Eeva-Liisa Pelkonen chooses to omit that episode in Alvar Aalto: Architecture, Modernity, and Geopolitics, particularly in view of her publisher’s claim that the new book offers a “dramatically different interpretation” of Aalto’s central part in defining Finland’s international reputation during the Cold War—or, more to the point, after his homeland sided with Germany against the Soviet Union during World War II.

Through an ingenious postwar public-relations campaign, the resourceful Finns—implicitly anti-Communist notwithstanding their official neutrality after 1945—exploited Aalto’s humane, organic version of high-style Modernist design (along with work by his like-minded though lesser compatriots) to dispel unpleasant memories of Finland’s Faustian bargain with Hitler, a misalliance apologists ascribed to age-old hatred of Russian oppression and rationalized by the truism “the enemy of my enemy is my friend.” (In fairness, Finland was attacked by Soviet troops in 1939 and hoped to use its alliance with Germany two years later to regain the considerable territory it had lost to the Russians.)

Alvar Aalto (center) visiting the studio of Arno Breker, Hitler’s official state sculptor, with Finnish architects invited by Albert Speer, Berlin, 1943; from Göran Schildt’s Alvar Aalto: The Mature Years

Indeed, apart from his reprehensible dalliance with Nazi Germany, Aalto’s humanism—exemplified by his love of warm, natural materials and move away from severe, mechanistic imagery—remains beyond question. By the time World War II began, Aalto had abandoned the International Style and developed a far more personal approach reflected in buildings responsive to their natural settings, exemplified by his Villa Mairea of 1937-1939 in Noormarkku, the interior of which connects with and evokes its surrounding landscape with remarkable immediacy yet an utter lack of representational kitsch.

Uneasy with the industrial connotations of tubular metal furniture designed during the Twenties by modernists including Marcel Breuer, Mart Stam, and Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, Aalto devised ingeniously bent and molded plywood chairs, stools, and tables that are warm to the touch and less reflective of light and sound. Tellingly, many of those pieces are still in production after almost eighty years.

There is no evidence that Aalto harbored any Fascist sympathies either before of after that one major lapse. But because Pelkonen (a Yale architecture professor and co-editor of the catalog for the traveling Eero Saarinen retrospective now on view at the Yale University Art Gallery) purports to address twentieth-century geopolitics—an ambitiously broad topic—her fixation on Soviet-Finnish relations and her silence on Finland’s and Aalto’s wartime involvements with Germany fatally undermine her stated intention.

Furthermore, there is nothing novel in Pelkonen’s observation that Aalto’s work embodied the same patriotic values earlier expressed by the architecture of Finland’s National Romantic movement, a regional variant of Arts and Crafts “total design” that flourished at the turn of the twentieth century. Likewise, Aalto’s sensitivity to nature and responsiveness to the environment have been amply illuminated by many other scholars who have noted his subtle evocations of arctic terrain in schemes such as the Finnish Pavilion at the 1939 New York World’s Fair.

The architectural historian Barbara Miller Lane’s National Romanticism and Modern Architecture in Germany and the Scandinavian Countries (2000) placed Aalto firmly within the broader setting of culture and détente that Pelkonen promises but fails to fully elucidate. Lane’s pioneering research into the architecture of the Third Reich—epitomized by her classic 1968 study Architecture and Politics in Germany, 1918-1945—helped legitimize that long-taboo topic by confronting stark realities this new book ignores. Despite the Finnish-born Pelkonen’s linguistic advantage in dealing with Aalto, she seems subject to the same willful amnesia that still enshrouds this dark chapter in their country’s history.

Eeva-Liisa Pelkonen, Alvar Aalto: Architecture, Modernity, and Geopolitics (Yale University Press, 2009)

Baseball Prospectus 2010 In-Person Jubilee

Writing any book is a solitary task, even if you’re collaborating with a dozen other people. Part of our reward begins now, when we get to hit the road to talk about the book and the upcoming season.

This Sunday, Kevin Goldstein, Christina Kahrl, Jay Jaffe, and myself, as well as annual Annual contributor Cliff Corcoran will be making our yearly trip to the Yogi Berra Museum and Learning Center at Montclair State University in New Jersey to kick off our tour. Please join us beginning at 3 PM; see the Yogi website for directions and other information.

The following day, March 1,  the Fab Four (I would say “Fat Four,” but I’m really the only one that qualifies) of Goldstein, Kahrl, Jaffe, and and Goldman will reunite in Manhattan at 6 PM at the Barnes & Noble at 18th Street and 5th Avenue, where we will hold forth on almost any topic that you might hit us with. We look forward to seeing you at what is always a popular event.

Looking further down the road, Kevin, Jay, Clay Davenport, and I will be in Washington on March 9, but we’ll mention that again as the day draws nearer. Until then, feel free to peruse the events page for all of our tour action.

I hope you’re enjoying Baseball Prospectus 2010, and once again, we all look forward to getting a chance to chat with you face to face. See you in a couple of days.

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Harold McGee: Better Bread with Less Kneading.

Another Dull Dawn

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Chris Corsano’s Another Dull Dawn.

Mandrake Memorial

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Reissue available here.

February 25, 2010

StreamToMe 2.0 is out (and Cocoa With Love is 2 years old).

Two different things turning two different kinds of "2". Snap.

Cocoa With Love is two years old today

I've been writing a feature article every week for two years now — haven't missed a single week yet (hope that doesn't jinx me).

To commemorate, I've put the complete list of downloadable code samples from my blog on the Projects With Love: Open Source Projects page.

StreamToMe 2.0 is out!

For those who don't know, StreamToMe is an iPhone application for streaming video and music from your Mac to your iPhone/iPod Touch. Plug your phone into your TV and you can use it to stream your Mac's music and video files to your TV. No prior conversion necessary — a huge range of codecs and formats (including AVI, WMV, MOV, MP4, FLV and more) will just play.

StreamToMe 2.0 adds:

  • Thumbnail previews for video files
  • Album artwork for music files (including while playing)
  • Artist and title metadata display
  • Subtitle rendering (including SRT and SSA files, MKV embedded SSA tracks and MOV text tracks)
  • Multiple audio tracks
  • Continuous and random play modes
  • Sort options including folder flattening (so you can view the full hierarchy of your iTunes collection as a single flat collection)
  • Preliminary support for EyeTV streams
  • Persistent playback — if you quit or are interrupted by a phone call during playback, you can continue from where you were.

And more!

StreamToMe is available to purchase from the iTunes App Store:

Download StreamToMe 2.0 from the AppStore now

Free upgrade for existing customers. Lucky them! Don't forget to update ServeToMe to enable some of the newer features.

Windows XP support for ServeToMe is coming soon (I'm hoping by the end of March).

Here's a few screenshots of the new version of StreamToMe in action:


broken basketball

This is how the NBA's situation differs from Hollywood three years ago. Hollywood stumbled by accident into the realization that things were broken. But the NBA already knows. The league wants a system more beneficial to owners that features a hard salary cap, no long-term deals (only three or four years guaranteed at most) and no luxury tax. The players will dig their feet in and fight. We will have a lockout or a strike. It will last for months. And months. And months. Start preparing yourself mentally now. It's going to happen.

via sports.espn.go.com

Bill Simmons (yes, David, I know, I still need to read The Book) dumps 3,800 words on just how completely screwed up the NBA is. I don't follow the sport that closely, but even the casual observer has to wonder just how the hell the league (as a system) can afford to do things like paying Jamaal Tinsley "$10.6 million this season and the next by Indiana *not* to play there." Worth reading in full.

morford on woods

Tiger wasn't apologizing to actual people, to his wife or kids or even his confused fans. Tiger was apologizing, straight up and to the bone, to capitalism itself. To his own brand. It was a scary attempt to shore up the multimillions in endorsement deals, his future as a billion-dollar icon. Tiger the man was apologizing to Tiger, Inc., mostly for tainting its earnings potential.

via www.sfgate.com

Mark Morfold takes apart's Tiger's public apology in only the way Morford can. That graf right there? Probably the tamest thing in the whole piece.

FanGraphs Timeline

Here’s a timeline of FanGraphs I put together for the Second Opinion intro, but just didn’t make it in there. I had totally forgotten that when the site first launched it didn’t even have BABIP (I think it might have been there under a different name: H%).


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Adafruit shows off the Square dongle for credit card payments on the iPhone

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Adafruit is one of a few companies that has been chosen to test the Square dongle that automagically takes credit card payments on any iPhone. Even though we got to see it in action at Macworld, I think every look we can get at this thing is worth it, considering just how darn revolutionary it seems. The video on Flickr shows just how quick and easy it is -- just swipe the card, and sign with your finger on the iPhone's screen.

I haven't bothered carrying cash for a few years now, and something like this only makes it easier to not only take payments for vendors, but for me to pay. Hot dog guy needs a few bucks but doesn't have a landline connection to run a credit card on? No worries, just swipe and done. Want to give to the Salvation Army guy over the holidays but don't have any money left in the wallet? Just swipe and done. Word has it that the transaction cut will be 2.9% (though the video above shows 3.5% -- maybe you can change the percentage depending on circumstances), but odds are that in most cases, the convenience will be well worth it.

The whole program's still in beta, but it probably won't be long before you'll see (and maybe even use) one of these out in the wild.

[Via Engadget]

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Eugene Debs

Nicolas Lampert Eugene Debs $20 The name Eugene Debs is synonymous with socialism and the American left at the turn of the 20th century in the United States. In 1893, Debs founded the American Railway Union (ARU), the first industrial union (as opposed to traditional craft-based unions). One year later, the ARU led a strike against the Pullman Railway Car Company outside of Chicago, which became one of the most famous and heated strikes in U.S. history, eventually involving 250,000 workers in 27 states. Debs served six months in jail for leading the Pullman Strike. While imprisoned he read Marx, and turned his focus towards socialist organizing within the working class in the U.S. He helped found the Industrial Workers of the World (IWW) in 1905, and as a political candidate he ran for president five times under the Socialist Party of America. His most famous campaign was conducted in 1920 while he served time in Atlanta Federal Penitentiary, sentenced at age 63 to 10 years under the Espionage Act. He received over 900,000 votes; campaign buttons read, “Vote for Prisoner 9653.” two-color silkscreen printed on acid-free paper / signed Debs-JS-400.jpg

Try Out the New TPMPollTracker

Can you help us with beta-testing a new product we're about to roll out?

If you're a longtime TPMer, you know that since 2006 we've tracked and collected polling data as part of TPM Election Central and TPMDC. But over the last few months, we've radically redesigned and upgraded TPMPolltracker to be the best collection of polling data, 'trended averages' and interactive graphs anywhere on the web. Anywhere.

We're about to bring the new TPMPolltracker out of beta. And we're making final customizations and improvements. But I wanted to ask a few regulars at TPMCafe to take the current beta for a spin, tell us what you think and give us ideas for improvement.

Let me walk you through the basics of how it works. You find the new TPMPolltracker here.

On the front page you see an interactive map and beneath that a list of all recently polls. In the table of polls you can toggle between polls by when they were taken or when they were released. The map is pretty straightforward. The states in bright gold are ones with polls released in the last two days, the faded gold states are states with polls released in the last week. Hover over the state to see recent polls. And click the state to go that state's poll page.

(Click the image to go to the page)

Once you go through to a given state page, like Illinois for instance, the tags at the top of the page tells you which contests have been recently updated.

Now here's where it gets cool. Every race has an interactive graph with a 'trended' average of the current polls. Here's the one for President Obama's job approval ...

(Click the image to go to the page)

The graph itself is pretty self-explanatory. The dots are individual polls. And the trend lines represent the trends over the last year of Obama's approval and disapproval. And the numbers in the upper right hand is an average produced by a regression analysis. That's our official average.

Now the graph allows you to look at the data in a lot of different ways. If you want to zoom in on a particular period of time. To do that, put your cursor just below the X axis where you want to start and drag with the button held down to where you want to end. Then let go and the graph will zoon in.

You can also do this from the "view" button down at the right. Now say, you want to see what Obama's would look like without Rasmussen's numbers or without Gallup? Click the "filter" button, then hit "pollsters" and then pick either "automatic" or "telephone" and then find the pollster you want to see removed from the numbers. And you've see the trend lines and the average change.

Now there's a bunch of other stuff you can do. You can of course also embed any TPMPollTracker graph on your own site. Just use the "embed" button. If you want to go back to the main map page, just click the "TPM PollTracker" marquee at the top.

Here's what the embed looks like ...

You can see it here or click on the images above. As I said, we're making final revisions and optimizations. But the functionality is pretty much complete. We'd be greatly in your debt if you could take a moment and give it a spin. See what you like and don't like, what's clear and what's not and then share your impressions. Share your thoughts in the comments section or if you'd like, send us a comments email.

We really appreciate it.




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A Tale of Two New Yorkers: Ms. Gaga, Ms. Spektor

via nataliepo.typepad.com "Oh well. I'll take Gaga."

Index lock and adaptive search – next two biggest InnoDB problems

Running many benchmarks on fast storage (FusionIO, SSDs) and multi-cores CPUs system I constantly face two contention problems.

So I suspect it’s going to be next biggest issues to make InnoDB scaling on high-end system.

This is also reason why in benchmarks I posted previously CPU usage is only about 50%, leaving other 50% in idle state.

First problem is index->lock mutex.
InnoDB uses single mutex per index, so when you run mixed read / write queries, InnoDB locks index for write operation and thus keeps all selects waiting when update/insert is done. This is implemented in this way because write operation may cause B-Tree page split, and InnoDB needs to move records between pages to finish operation. It is getting even worse when for write you need to perform some additional IO to bring page into buffer_pool.

What could be done there internally: there is B-Tree lock free or only page-level lock algorithms, so operation does not need to block whole B-Tree.
From end user point, to fight with this problem, you may need to partition (manually or using 5.1 partitions) table with big index into couple smaller table. It’s ugly, but it can help while main problem is not solved.

Second problem is adaptive_search index.
It appears when you have some scanning by secondary key select queries and write queries at the same time.
InnoDB again uses single global mutex for adaptive_search (single mutex for ALL table and ALL indexes), so write query blocks ALL select queries.
Usually first action is to disable adaptive_search (it is possible via global variable), but it rarely helps actually. With disabled adaptive index InnoDB needs to perform much more operations reading secondary keys.

How it can be solved internally: I think some hashing algorithms may be applied to not lock select queries. We may look how to implement it.

Until that InnoDB basically can’t utilize powerful hardware.
For example even in IO intensive load I am getting the same result
for single FusionIO card and for two FusionIO cards coupled in RAID0 (which theoretically doubles througput).


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AND A PALINDROME

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Wanted: Rails Developers

Rocketboom is looking for talented Ruby on Rails developers in NYC (front & back-end). More info at http://mag.ma/jobs

(PS: Tell your friends!)

It’s not in the job description but you’ll probably also have to appear in the background of a Know Your Meme episode. Oh yeah, and you’ll also have to challenge Rosen at Wii Golf. (via: rocketboom: magmavideos)

Post-metaphor Las Vegas

Reporting for Design Observer, Matt Lamster visits the new CityCenter complex in Las Vegas.

There's something dystopic about the place generally, and CityCenter is starting to feel like the world of Blade Runner come to life. I head back to my room, shut the black-out curtains and lie in bed. More people commit suicide in Las Vegas than in any other city in the United States.

But then, upon his return to NYC:

Drinks at Prime Meats, in Brooklyn, with my wife. Realistically, this place is as much an artifice as anything on the Strip, a re-imagining of a 19th-century saloon, complete with polished bar, antique typography, Edison bulbs. Why, then, does it feel so much more honest? Because its aesthetic is filtered through a contemporary sensibility? Because it seems a natural part of a vibrant neighborhood? Is this all bullshit I invent to make myself feel more comfortable?

Tags: architecture   Las Vegas   Mark Lamster

What's Not to Like? — Capn Design [del.icio.us]

How various services let you "like" something. I still kind of hate the language around it.

Today's New Yorker Cover

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This is a collabo between myself and Finn, who took the photo. If you’re not in New York today, this is what it looks like.

Tauba Auerbach, Shatter I, 2008

via www.taubaauerbach.com Thanks for the tip, Kim!

Best Shape Of My Life, A Retrospective

In about eight months we should find out how this year’s crop of good shapers fared. Dave listed 28 players who have claimed to be in the best shape of their lives, and a few commenters added to the list. While they’re busy being all shapely, I’m sitting at my work desk pining for baseball. This leads to odd ideas, like the one I had after reading Dave’s bit. What happened to players who last year who made the cliched proclamation? Using a Google News search ranging from February through April, 2009, I was able to find only five players who declared their shapeliness during spring training. I’m sure plenty more said it, and I’m sure a more intense search would yield plenty of additional results. But for right now five sounds just about fine. via www.fangraphs.com I'm in the worst shape of my life, but I'll fix that this year by working less.

Flashlights 2

We are the most focused company that I know of or have read of or have any knowledge of. We say no to good ideas every day. We say no to great ideas in order to keep the amount of things we focus on very small in number so that we can put enormous energy behind the ones we do choose. The table each of you are sitting at today, you could probably put every product on it that Apple makes, yet Apple's revenue last year was $40 billion. I think any other company that could say that is an oil company. That's not just saying yes to the right products, it's saying no to many products that are good ideas, but just not nearly as good as the other ones. via www.businessinsider.com Reminiscent of Andrew's post last year about flashlights. Things worked out for A-rod, but I think he was truly humbled by the steroid revelations and become a much better player for it.

Best Shape Of My Life, A Retrospective

In about eight months we should find out how this year’s crop of good shapers fared. Dave listed 28 players who have claimed to be in the best shape of their lives, and a few commenters added to the list. While they’re busy being all shapely, I’m sitting at my work desk pining for baseball. This leads to odd ideas, like the one I had after reading Dave’s bit. What happened to players who last year who made the cliched proclamation?

Using a Google News search ranging from February through April, 2009, I was able to find only five players who declared their shapeliness during spring training. I’m sure plenty more said it, and I’m sure a more intense search would yield plenty of additional results. But for right now five sounds just about fine.

Julio Lugo

In the early days of last year’s camp, Julio Lugo not only said that he fully recovered from his quadriceps injury from the previous season, but also that he was in the best shape of his life. The first two years of his four-year, $36 million deal were his worst since 2002, and 2009 figured to be a big year for him. It didn’t help, then, that about a month after Lugo made his claim he hurt his knee and required surgery that would keep him out for the season’s first month.

Upon his return he did hit better, posting a .329 wOBA over 123 plate appearances. The Red Sox, however, had seen enough. On July 22 they traded him to the Cardinals for Chris Duncan, eating the remainder of Lugo’s contract. To rub it in, Lugo hit .277/.351/.432 over 170 PA in St. Louis. It added up to a 109 wRC+, his best mark since 2006.

Mike Gonzalez

The Braves acquired Mike Gonzalez from the Pirates in the winter before the 2007 season, but got only 17 innings out of him before he required Tommy John surgery. That kept him out from mid-May 2007 until June 2008. Heading into the 2009 season he’d pitched just 50.2 innings for the Braves. Wanting not only to impress the Braves, but to impress the league heading into his walk year, Gonzalez showed up to camp in the best shape of his life.

Used as both a setup man and a closer, Gonzalez got into 80 games and pitched a career-high 74.1 innings — over 20 innings more than his previous mark. His walk rate, while still high at 4 per nine, was still lower than his 2005 and 2006 seasons with Pittsburgh, and his strikeout rate, 10.90, was higher. It was clearly his best season since 2004, and it earned him a two-year, $12 million deal with the Orioles.

Howie Kendrick

Heading into 2009, Howie Kendrick knew something had to change. Over the previous two seasons he had hit well enough, but couldn’t stay on the field long enough to provide his full value. In total he missed 150 days, or about 30 days short of a full season. How can a ballplayer keep himself on the field? By getting into the best shape of his life over the off-season.

At the start it didn’t seem like the off-season workouts helped much. In April and May Kendrick hit .225/.263/.350 over 171 PA. While still healthy, he lost playing time to Maicer Izturis in June. In the second half of the season Kendrick hit much better, though, compiling a .351/.387/.532 line over his final 199 PA. That brought his season wOBA up to .341 which, combined with a slightly better than average defensive season, added up to a 2.0 WAR. Not terrible for a guy with just 400 PA.

Scott Proctor

Being in great shape can help a player in many ways, but it cannot heal an elbow ligament. Scott Proctor found that out last season. He showed up for camp in the best shape of his life, but got into only one spring training game, on Feb. 27. After spraining an elbow ligament he sat out all of March, but on April 1 said he felt no pain in his elbow. Like his proclamation of shapeliness, this meant nothing. Proctor underwent Tommy John surgery, though there are now reports that he’s ahead of schedule. I wonder if he’ll make the same claim again this year.

Chris Lubanski

I had no idea who Chris Lubanski was before researching this post, and I’m kind of surprised. He was the fifth overall pick in the 2003 draft, and fared pretty well early in his minor league career. He struggled once reaching AAA, though, and the Royals never added him to the 40-man roster, even when teams could have picked him in the Rule 5 draft. In 2009 he knew he had something to prove, and showed up for camp in the best shape of his life.

At first, it looked like Lubanski’s off-season workouts paid off. Royals manager Trey Hillman called him the MVP of camp, though that didn’t earn him a spot on the big league roster, or even the 40-man. Then, a month into the season he tore his left hamstring, which kept him out until August. He hit poorly upon his return, getting into 12 games and getting just two hits. The Royals shut him down, ending his season. He caught on with the Blue Jays this off-season.

39% Of Bagged Salad Is Gross, Some Has Poop

As we told you earlier this month, sister pub Consumer Reports tested 208 bagged salads and found 39% had excessive bacteria, including fecal contamination. That means there's poop in the greens. And now there's something you can do about it.

Consumer Reports tested for total coliforms and other bacteria including enterococcus. According to industry experts, 10,000 or more colony forming units per gram (CFU/g) is excessive. The tests of 16 different brands had 39% exceeded that level for total coliforms, and 23% for enterococcus.

Hate spinach? Bacteria doesn't. Many of the unacceptable packages contained spinach and were within 1-5 days of their use-by date. Bag vs clamshell, organic vs non, baby greens or no baby greens, made no difference. And packages that were 5-8 days until their use-by date fared better.

Even if the package says super-duper-washed, you should still wash them by hand. Or, better yet, just buy your salad elements separately, wash them, and chop them.

The big problem is the FDA hasn't set limits for how much poop or other bacteria can be in bagged salad. Tell 'em to get crackin' by signing this petition.

Bagged salad: How clean? [Consumer Reports]
PREVIOUSLY: Who Keeps Pooping In My Bags Of Salad?!

Ubuntu and Yahoo

Rick Spencer, Canonical (emphasis added):

[Ubuntu Lucid] is changing the default search provider in Firefox to Yahoo! … I am pursuing this change because Canonical has negotiated a revenue sharing deal with Yahoo! and this revenue will help Canonical to provide developers and resources to continue the open development of Ubuntu and the Ubuntu Platform. This change will help provide these resources as well as continuing to respect our user’s default search across Firefox.

Celeste Lyn Paul, KDE:

Since Google is the current default, will the switch to Yahoo only have an effect on new installs?

Rick Spencer, Canonical (emphasis added):

No, this will effect [sic] upgrades if the computer is currently set to Google. This is not because of anything special for this particular change. This is because Ubuntu always changes to new defaults for users who are on old defaults.

Martin Owens:

I have a thought, does changing this default setting in Firefox break Mozilla’s branding rules? I assume that the lawyers have gone over it already, but you know what Mozilla are like for trying to make sure that Firefox is exactly the same as the one their [sic] release.

Rick Spencer, Canonical (emphasis added):

The answer is “no”. I don’t know if lawyers went over it, but as I said in a previous response, we work with the Mozilla team, and this was discussed with them, they were not surprised. We would not do something to Firefox that would violate Mozilla’s rules, and we for sure wouldn’t make a change like this without discussing with them first.

In sum don’t worry, all is fine with our relationship with Mozilla ;)

Leaving comments closed because I work for Google and we have a similar revenue sharing deal with Mozilla. I just wanted to highlight two aspects of this deal that didn’t seem to get emphasized when the news broke last month.

Taco Cat T-Shirt

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[Image: Woot]

It's a taco! And a cat! And a palindrome! And thanks to illustrator Omnitarian, it's also a nifty T-shirt available at Woot for $15. (If you're not familiar with the image macro "tacocat," it's just a cat combined with a taco. Yup.)

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How to Store Arbitrary Data in a Django Model

I have a number of different places where I have wanted to store arbitrary data along with structured data in a Django model. This is data that I wouldn't necessarily care to use a value to retrieve data but when displaying or working with a record or records of this data, being able to have this data available in a manner that I didn't have to parse was nice.

My solution was to serialize/deserialize in and out of JSON using simplejson and a Field class that derives from a TextField. i think it is easier to just read the code and the example of how to use it in the gist below than for me to continue with my rambles.

The Code

Copyright of Twitter posts in practice

Jeffrey Zeldman’s You cannot copyright a Tweet:

Contrary to popular belief and Twitter’s terms of service, you cannot copyright a Tweet. Under US law, copyright is granted on publication to “original works of authorship” finalized in “fixed forms of expression” but this does not extend to names, titles, or short phrases (PDF).

As messages sent via Twitter cannot be longer than 140 characters, they cannot be copyrighted.

I disagree. You can fit a good two sentences into 140 characters. Many poems, presumably protected by copyright, are shorter than that. A unique, two-sentence creative work that happens to be under 140 characters is probably copyrightable, or at least a gray enough area to cause any copyright fight not to be worthwhile enough to fight. (update: Legal analysis, thanks David Chartier)

For internet-based “copying”, the DMCA is most of the problem.

I hereby copy one of Zeldman’s Twitter posts:

The underwear said “Friday” but it was Wednesday. I said, “We won’t tell the underwear police.” Now she’s afraid of the underwear police.

Now, suppose Zeldman objected to this copy of his creative work. (I know he said he wouldn’t, but suppose he did.)

If he sent a DMCA takedown notice for this post to The Planet, I would be forced to remove his content from this post. Even if I wanted to argue that his complaint was invalid and that this was not a copyright violation, the content would be taken down for up to three weeks for “review”. After reviewing it, The Planet’s legal staff would side with Zeldman since it’s a gray area and they don’t want to risk the liability, and the content would remain down.

The validity of the copyright complaint is irrelevant, as long as it might be copyrightable, because at no point is anyone willing to test it.

If the copy was for a purpose not covered by the DMCA, like making a Twitter book, he could just send a legal warning letter to the publisher. They wouldn’t want the hassle and potential expense of fighting it, so they’d make the author remove the specified content without a second thought.

In copyright, if it’s a gray area or it’s arguable or “it should be fair use” or “it might be fair use”, it’s effectively copyright-protected for anyone who doesn’t have a large amount of time and money with which to argue otherwise.

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The Next Step

Let me start theoretical. I wonder why prospect lists run in order of career potential. In my view, prospects are valuable because they provide Major League Baseball’s best bargain. Find a player ready to contribute from year 1 to year 7, and the return on investment is ridiculous. In three seasons, Tim Lincecum has been worth roughly $84 million to the Giants. If you didn’t know, he has not been paid that much. However, in a few short years, Lincecum will enter free agency, and he will no longer be a bargain. Teams will bid for his services, and he will be paid appropriately by what the market determines.

In my eyes, prospect lists should attempt to determine a ranking based on what value players will provide when they are under organizational control (first 6-7 years). If we follow prospects because they are a bargain, we should only care about their performance when they represent a bargain. Right? Using yesterday’s posterboy, Garry Templeton, who in a retro prospect list, probably wouldn’t rank very highly. But why not? Templeton was well above the average shortstop with the Cardinals, and was the centerpiece of a trade that netted the Cardinals Ozzie Smith. Templeton provided insane value to the Cardinals.

In fact, in their first seven seasons, Garry Templeton produced 20.5 WAR. Ozzie Smith, who peaked in years 7-12 of his career, produced just 17.7 WAR in his first seven years. Now, readers, I ask you: why would Smith be considered the better prospect in hindsight? Particularly in today’s environment, when loyalty doesn’t exist with free agents.

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As I’ve transitioned back into covering minor league baseball, I have begun to see the direction I want my analysis to take — it’s both outlined above, and it exists in the FanGraphs defining stat: WAR. I want to attempt to see prospects in the light that the organizations might: who is overvalued relative to the likely contributions they’ll provide and thus make a nice trade chip, and who should teams be making way for? What value might a prospect provide our team? Eric Hosmer and Pedro Alvarez are right next to each other in Keith Law’s rankings; if each is the player scouts think they could become, what does that look like in terms of WAR (an article for another day?)

This is long-winded, as I so often am, but I’m trying to create a dialogue about what a sabermetric approach to covering prospects can be. And I want your help! It’s no longer about ignoring scouting reports and restricting yourself to MLE’s (was it ever?), but about finding the proper routes to evaluating players more accurately — based on development (like yesterday), based on nuance (the sinker series), and based on modern statistical analysis.

Today, I’m going to take a stab at the latter. After the jump, we’ll walk through creating a set of expectations on what the Cubs should anticipate from Starlin Castro (sorry, he’s on the brain).

Note: This will be an assumption that Castro is an everyday player for the Chicago Cubs. Prospect analysis is about balancing the potential for stardom with the potential for bust in your analysis. This is purposely avoiding the bust/bench player route than Castro — and nearly every prospect — could potentially reach.

Starlin Castro, the everyday player, hits in one of three spots in a Major League lineup: second, seventh or eighth. Modern Major League Baseball leaves the possibility of Castro leading off as a longshot, given walk rates that aren’t acceptable. So, I began by averaging together the plate appearances those spots in the lineup had for the Cubs in 2009: 685. Then, I decided to give Castro seven off days for the season. This will be an analysis based on Castro’s production given 655 plate appearances.

Next, you want to create a set of raw counting statistics that will add up to 655 PA’s. This means quickly deciding on three different Castro skillsets:

Contact: Castro is fantastic in this regard, and whiffed in just about 10.5% of his plate appearances last season. Given that the number that first came to my head was 75 strikeouts, and that it represents a small increase due to tougher pitchers, I think it’s fair.

Patience: Alomar was one of the only from yesterday’s study to embrace the base on balls, and the Cubs don’t preach patience enough for me to believe Castro will walk much — certainly not until he’s a little older. I have him bookmarked for 40 walks, two of which are intentional.

Power: This is the most important, and with Castro, toughest to project. Jim Callis yesterday suggested he could hit 20 home runs. I don’t see it. If it does happen, like Jose Lopez, it will almost surely be later in his career. If we’re thinking about some six-year average, I’ll use 10 home runs. I’ve added 33 doubles and 7 triples. From there, it’s filling in the blanks.

75 K. 40 BB (2 IBB). 33 2B. 7 3B. 10 HR. 5 HBP. 8 SH. 5 SF. 1 CI. 3 RBOE.

Adding this up, we can say this represents 596 at-bats. I then assigned Castro a .310 BABIP (Jose Reyes‘ career average), and did a little algebra, which determined that this meant he clubbed 170 hits in this mock season, 120 going for singles. I’m projecting Castro at .285/.333/.414, and I admit, this feels right.

Next, I calculated wOBA, using this handy guide. Plug in the numbers, and out comes a .327 wOBA. Rather than take the long route to turn this to wRAA — and so I wouldn’t have to guess league OBP and create a scale — I did something easier. If Reed Johnson posted a 0.2 wRAA in 186 plate appearances, with the same wOBA, then changing the plate appearances to 655 puts Castro’s projected wRAA at 0.7. As you know, our RAR formula here is a simple addition of four numbers: wRAA, UZR, and adjustments for replacement and positional. We can do the replacement pretty simply: 655 plate appearances works out to 22.8 runs above using our formula.

Halfway home, and I currently have Castro’s RAR at 23.5. But, as reader Rob G. noted in the comments yesterday: “Castro’s defense at an important defensive position is much of the reason behind the hype.” Indeed. This was why I restricted myself to middle infielders in yesterday’s comparisons, but if we are set to calculate his WAR, we need a decent guess at UZR. So, here I turn to Kevin Goldstein, who wrote two poignant comments concerning Castro when he ranked the shortstop second in the Cubs system. The Good: “His defensive fundamentals are outstanding for both his level and his age, with smooth actions, soft hands, a quick transfer, and a plus arm.” And, the bad: “Several scouts noted below-average running times to first base, and his range is affected by it, possibly leading to a move to second base down the road.”

This made me think of Elvis Andrus, one of our comparisons from yesterday. What did Goldstein say about his defense, which stood +10.7 as a rookie? “He has outstanding shortstop action, a plus arm, and exceptional range,” Goldstein wrote a year ago. So, Castro and Andrus share the outstanding “actions”, and the plus arm, while Castro comes out ahead in hands, and Andrus definitely in the range column. Now, I’d be cynical to note that Andrus’ plus defensive season entirely consisted of his RngR, but it’s true. I would say that Castro sounds like a zero to +5 defender at shortstop, and a +5 to +10 defender at second, to lean conservatively and stress the importance of range in Ultimate Zone Rating.

I do not think we would be doing Castro a disservice by saying that his positional adjustment and defensive rating were the equivalent of 10 runs above replacement. Consider that Andrus’ position adjustment was only 6.4 in 145 games, so if Castro sticks at shortstop and has a similar adjustment, I’m calling him a true +3.6 defender. That is a compliment.

If you’re still with me (God bless you), then it’s time to add everything up: 33.5 Runs Above Replacement. I’ll leave it to you to determine if this is a conservative estimate or an aggressive one, but I think it’s a nice median expectation. As a Cubs fan, I think this would be great news if it was sustainable — if Castro was a 3 WAR player always. But I’m guessing that is one sentiment that would not be greeted kindly at Clark and Addison.

I Just Looked Out The Window And It's Still Snowing

Weather Update: The clumps of snow still fall to the ground. All is darkness, and the quietude of the storm's progression is interrupted only by the occasional susurration of an automobile gliding by on moistened wheels. Your life thus far has amounted to nothing and when you are dead the snow will continue to fall on your grave, inexorably covering over any proof that you were ever here at all. The precipitation is supposed to stop for about a hour around 6 tonight, though, so you can look forward to that.

Pat Kiernan: ESPN plans bid for Olympics

"Live is Fan Friendly" I agree.

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Belatedly: Crushable EIC Erin Carlson replicates Mena Suvari’s crazy Fashion Week hairdos.

Movie review: Avatar! (and the problem with PETA's love of it)

PETA awarded director James Cameron their 2010 Proggy Award for Outstanding Feature Film. Huh? Is that an actual award? Working off of PETA’s recommendation, I went to see it. I disliked this movie for several reasons, but let’s overlook the remarkable racism and sexism for now and deal solely with the rationale behind PETA’s commendation. First, PETA praises Avatar because the CGI visuals required no animals to be used in making the film. While I doubt Cameron would have thought twice about using animals if it made sense for his film, whatever, fine; I’m right there with you there, PETA.

The organization goes on to contend that Avatar’s central themes are the interconnectivity of nature, and that all animals should be “treated with kindness, respect, and dignity.” So, let’s discuss Avatar’s animal themes. When the soldier dude in the blue-people suit first goes into the woods and meets the real blue lady, they fight a pack of threatening animals and end up killing at least one. She chides him for being all macho and happy that they fought off the animals, claiming that any animal death is a travesty and an affront to nature. Fair enough. I’m still with you, PETA.

THEN THEY GO HUNTING. Wha? The blue lady teaches the blue dude how to be an official Space Smurf, which apparently includes honing your hunting skills. They do thank nature for the bounty and request forgiveness from the spirit of the animal. Is that enough? Would you eat beef if Tyson first thanked “Mother Nature” and requested forgiveness from the cow?

But what really confused me about PETA’s endorsement is that by rationalizing hunting through the approval of an omniscient “Mother Nature,” Avatar tacitly approves of the idea that it is “natural” to eat meat. The nature argument goes something like this: Since humans are the smartest animals, since we sit atop the food chain, since we have done so since the beginning of time (and apparently even do so on other planets, despite Avatar’s insistence that Pandora has loads of very tasty fruit), nature provides a mandate to hunt and eat animals. Nature wouldn’t provide steak if we weren’t supposed to eat it with impunity. It’s unfortunate that an animal has to die in the process, but it’s nature’s fault, not ours.

What’s my problem with the nature argument? Well, it turns out humans created the concepts of “nature” and the “food chain.” Every animal that dies to feed humans does so not because it is the “way of nature” but because of a decision by humans. We, not some nebulous natural force, make these decisions and determine how to view the world around us, so we must take responsibility for our actions.

So while I appreciate Avatar’s message of respect between all life and the planet, the idea that Avatar’s mother tree oversees all of nature and approves of its inhabitants eating animals seems to fly in the face of that respect. Here on Earth, there are no universal truths emanating from “Mother Nature” or anywhere else dictating that humans do anything, much less eat animals. Rather, we’re in charge and must collectively make decisions that ensure “kindness, respect, and dignity” toward all people, animals and the planet, even if it means changing practices that are allegedly “natural.” How to equitably reach such an outcome is a wholly separate discussion, but I would suggest hunting an animal for any reason doesn’t exactly respect its dignity.

I’m really mystified why PETA would laud this movie—the last thing animals and vegans need is a global blockbuster suggesting that eating meat is “natural.” And I think Avatar would have done just fine without PETA’s dubious recommendation. Oh, and by the way, James Cameron actually used animals when filming Avatar. Whoops! Good going, PETA!

C’mon The Hurt Locker! Sweep the Oscars!

When he’s not slowly burning out his projector bulb, Zach Cincotta is an entertainment and business attorney representing awesome bands, record labels, and other small businesses. His previous movie reviews for Vegansaurus can be found here, you can contact him here, and follow him on Twitter here.

Flour Art Museum in Ahrensburg, Germany

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I know where I'm going the next time I'm in Germany: the Flour Art Museum in Ahrensburg. The museum grew from the collection of Volkmar Wywiol, owner of flour production company Mühlenchemie, who started his collection when he found an empty flour sack washed up on the beach in Dubai in 1998. With the help of Mühlenchemie's customers and employees, the collection now includes "over 1,900 sacks from more than 115 countries" (and if you think you have something they don't, they take contributions). The sacks are arrange alphabetically by country of origin in the appropriate named Sackotheque section of the museum.

The museum's website has more information about the history of flour and the language of flour sacks. You can also order their accompanying book, Art and Flour - a Worldwide Gallery of Flour Sacks. [via Wish You Were here and NOTCOT.ORG]

Why We Read The New York Post

In case you weren't sure what a ponytail is"It's not just that the paper focuses on human passions; it also focuses on the right humans. The secret source of its staying power is its emphasis on what I'll call MLNCBB: mid-level noncelebrity bad behavior, the kind of crime and punishment stories that fascinate precisely because they're committed not by the gods and goddess of the red carpet but by (relatively) ordinary human beings who suddenly do extraordinarily ill-advised things, up to and including murder. Crime stories, usually with some bizarre, out-of-the-box twist, ones with often hidden but nonetheless accessible moral and philosophical implications, are the meat and potatoes of the Post's stew."
—Ron Rosenbaum examines the enduring appeal of the New York Post. I pretty much agree with all of this, although it should be noted that the did not exactly cover themselves in glory with this one yesterday, particularly the headline. But we all get a little lazy sometimes!

Google Is A Media Company - The Italian Court Case

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My view is more that Google has a printing press, allowing people to print what they will. I suspect that will also be the prevailing view in the US.

It seems that the New York Times agrees with my view that the Italian court ruling on Google hosting a video of a disabled boy being bullied, [Italian Decision Could Help Traditional Media Orgs], potentially benefits Italian prime minister and media magnate Silvio Berlusconi:

Larger Threat Is Seen in Google Case - NYTimes.com

In Italy, where Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi owns most private media and indirectly controls public media, there is a strong push to regulate the Internet more assertively than it is controlled elsewhere in Europe. Several measures are pending in Parliament here that seek to impose various controls on the Internet.

Critics of Mr. Berlusconi say the measures go beyond routine copyright questions and are a way to stave off competition from the Web to public television stations and his own private channels — and to keep a tighter grip on public debate.

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The Google ruling comes amid other proposed legislation that would seek to bureaucratize the Internet in Italy, including the highly contested Italian version of a European directive that would compel online broadcasters to seek the same licensing agreements as broadcast television. Google lobbied for changes to the proposal.

I've said this before and I don't mind saying this again: Google is a media company -- it publishes pages of content with advertising around it. Just like a newspaper. What's not a media company about that?

Google is not a technology company.

You cannot buy any technology from Google. You can buy technology from Oracle (databases), or from Intel (microprocessors).

(OK. You can buy a search appliance from Google but that is a tiny business that barely registers in its financial results.)

Google is a technology-enabled media company. Therefore, it will come under similar regulations that apply to media companies.

As the New York Times reports:

The verdict, though subject to appeal, could have sweeping implications worldwide for Internet freedom: It suggests that Google is not simply a tool for its users, as it contends, but is effectively no different from any other media company, like newspapers or television, that provides content and could be regulated.

I've been saying that Google is a media company for about five years. Today, more people understand this point, and this is what the Italian ruling is about.

And this is the issue that will chase Google in other countries too.

[This is a very important point: This issue is one that can help traditional media companies. If Google's business costs rise because it has to hire people to monitor its content, like other media companies have to do, then that establishes a more even playing field. The cost of online advertising will rise and that will be good for media companies struggling to make the transition to online. It will increase their potential revenues from online media.]

Google can't continue to turn a blind eye to its social responsibilities. It has to face them or it will be forced to face them.

If media companies such as newspapers have to shoulder social responsibilities then Google, and other Internet companies, need to do the same.

"Do no evil" is passive "Do some good" is what Google needs to do.

Yes, it is tough to do that, but I know Google can do it. I'm constantly amazed at how it manages to deal with some of the most difficult problems around. It can do this and still prosper.

It's better that turning a blind eye to its social responsibilities and hiding behind "Internet freedom" as an excuse for the right to publish a video of a disabled boy being beaten and insulted.

Google's position on this issue is risky.

The risk is not from public opinion but from within its ranks. If its own people, its employees, start to lose their respect for the company, then it is in trouble.

That's what happened at Yahoo, with its horrible policy of working with Chinese authorities to finger and imprison dissidents. I know from personal experience, that people that worked at Yahoo lost a lot of respect for their management, and that damaged Yahoo tremendously.

You can trace Yahoo's problems directly from the start of its China policy.

Take a look at the stock market value of Yahoo at the time it was revealed by Reporters without Frontiers, to have acted as a "police informant for the Chinese."

Yahoo's China "police informant" role sparked a $47.5 billion slide in market value - ZDNet.com.

I'm not saying that this Italian issue is anywhere as bad as Yahoo's actions in China. But I am saying that this is a good time for Google to step up and consider its responsibilities -- before it is forced to do so.

And before people, especially its own, lose respect for the company.

This is an issue will come up time and again. It's something that Google cannot continue to evade. I think it's best to deal with this sooner rather than later.


The gameification of everything

In this 28-minute presentation, Jesse Schell talks about the psychological and economic aspects of Facebook games and what that means for the future of gaming and living. If you make products or software that other people use, this is pretty much a must-see kinda thing...the last 5 or 6 minutes are dizzying, magical, and terrifying.

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Why the David Paterson Story Actually Is a Big Deal

I HAVE MY FEET ON MY DESK TOO!A reader writes! "Now are we to bombshell stage?" He refers to the third story the New York Times has run on David Paterson in the last week or so, which went up last night, rudely disrupting my dessert. The story detailed the hideous personal life of Paterson's aide, David Johnson, whose girlfriend was pursuing a restraining order; Johnson and Johnson's lawyer both refused service on the restraining order; the woman stopped pursuing the issue only after contact from the state police, whose jurisdiction is not such matters, and also a telephone call from the governor. Johnson was suspended last night; this is particularly troubling that this suspension occurred just hours before publication of this story, as a matter of reaction to scrutiny. So local opinion suggests that the answer to the question of bombshell status is "kind of." But in part, based on what we still don't entirely know!

There are, however, dissenters, who consider it "shocking" but not "gamechanging." So, we have griped here about the Times' previous murky references to Johnson's Halloween-costume ripping assault on a woman. Now the paper has given us almost entirely what we wanted on that issue—they went and got the records!—so we will not quibble about this story; it wouldn't be fair.

First, it does seem important to note that Paterson is not Johnson, even while they are extremely close. Part of the frisson of the story is simply that it's Paterson-related. It's highly Paterson-adjacent. And yet the story for the most part, it needs to be said even though it is obvious, is not about Paterson at all.

But here's the part that is about Paterson.

Perhaps you have friends and coworkers with extremely objectionable personal lives! (I sure do.) Let's try this this on for size.

Congrats, you're the governor. And say one of your best buddies works for you. A woman is reporting an assault by him. You've met this woman three or four times. Do you… call her? And ask if there's anything you can do for her? The day before her court date? With what motivation would you do that? I suppose I can see a way in which that was done out of common decency… but the timing, in particular, makes absolutely no sense.

The violent incident occured in OCTOBER.

The court date, the one that took place the day after Paterson made the call to the woman, was IN FEBRUARY.

That is extremely, obviously, highly problematic. That's when suddenly you get an itch to call this woman to pledge your assistance?

And then, why would you later tell reporters that she called you, contradicting her lawyer's statement that you called her?

And when a newspaper goes to talk to this woman, why would you then tell the paper that they are out digging for dirt on you? That doesn't add up, unless it does add up.

And finally, referring to the incident between this woman and Johnson as a "bad breakup," as Paterson did, is pretty unforgivable.

Omar Little Richardson

For the ten of you who watch The Wire *and* know who Terry Richardson is, this is for you.

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NoSQL Protocols Are Important

The more mature the NoSQL solutions grow the more they realize the importance of the protocols they are using. And more and more NoSQL projects try not to repeat the LDAP protocol history.

I’d say that the flagship NoSQL projects that understood the benefits of the protocol simplicity are CouchDB, the relaxed document database and SimpleDB, Amazon’s key-value store, both of them looking like being built on the web and for the web (note: as one of the MyNoSQL readers correctly pointed out, the SimpleDB HTTP use is quite incorrect though). But they are definitely not the only one.

Riak, the decentralized key-value store, is also using JSON over HTTP. Not only that but the Basho team, producers of Riak, have decided lately to completely drop their custom protocol ☞ Jiak.

Terrastore, the consistent, partitioned and elastic document database, being quite young, made its homework and debuted as HTTP/JSON friendly.

Neo4j, the graph database, has added recently a RESTful interface, which even if not available in the Neo4j 1.0 release is making it accessible for a new range of programming languages.

There are some NoSQL solutions that are still using custom protocols. Redis has defined its own protocol, but made sure to keep it “easy to parse by a computer and easy to parse by a human”. Redis also got some help from 3rd party tools/libraries to make it even more accessible through HTTP/JSON: RedBottle, a REST app for Redis and Sikwamic, a Redis over HTTP library.

GT.M, a NoSQL solution about which you can learn more from the Introduction to GT.M and M/DB or these two talks at FOSDEM: GT.M and OpenStreetMap and MDB and MDBX: Open Source SimpleDB Projects based on GTM, has also realized the importance of the protocol and is now introducing ☞ M/Wire, which was inspired by the simplicity of Redis protocol.

MongoDB is another example of a NoSQL storage that uses a custom wire protocol. While the MongoDB ecosystem already includes a lot of libraries, I’d really love to see Kristina’s ☞ Sleepy.Mongoose moving forward (nb: Krsitina, I’m also pretty sure that Sleepy.Mongoose can get much nicer RESTful URIs too ;-) ).

And the story can go on and on, but the lesson to be learned should be quite obvious: the simpler and the easier your protocol is the more accessible your data will be and the easier it will be for the community to come up with (innovative) projects and libraries. The NoSQL libraries page should give you a feeling of what NoSQL solutions are using simple protocols and which are not.

Update: I received a hint from Mathias Meyer (@roidrage) that BSON, the binary JSON serialization used by MongoDB, has a new ☞ home

NYT Quietly Revises Paterson Blockbuster Overnight. Is It Still A Blockbuster? Maybe Not So Much.

When the NYT's latest David Paterson blockbuster hit the web last night, reaction focused on its most explosive revelation: that the Governor himself had called a woman who had accused his close aide of domestic violence, at some point before a scheduled court hearing.

But by the time the print edition hit doorsteps this morning, a new dimension had been inserted in the story: Paterson's spokesman told the NYT that the woman had herself initiated the call.

In the context of the overall story -- an investigative coup that revealed the murky role the New York State Police may have played in pressuring the woman not to pursue legal recourse against the Paterson aide -- this may seem insignificant to some. Indeed, The NYTPicker is already on record supporting the NYT's effort to hold Paterson accountable for the domestic violence accusations against his aide, David Johnson.

But a careful reading of the 2023-word story shows that the NYT uncovered no clear evidence of any wrongdoing by the Governor. Indeed, if the woman in the case called the governor, a reader could plausibly infer an alternative scenario of events in which the woman may have sought some form of influence with the governor, rather than the other way around.

And so, readers are now left with two conflicting scenarios: the assertion by a lawyer that the governor called his client -- and an inference that he did so to exert influence over a court proceeding -- and the assertion by the governor that the client called him.

Adding to the confusion is the story's murky timeline, and its apparent dependence for sourcing on the woman's lawyer, Lawrence B. Saftler, who only selectively revealed information about the case to the team of NYT reporters.

And at least one significant element from the seventh paragraph of the last night's story -- one that cast a confusing light on Saftler's reliability as a source -- has been quietly removed overnight from the version that appeared in the print edition.

In the web account last night, Saftler would only place the Governor's call on a date somewhere between February 1 and February 8, the date of the hearing:

"The woman's lawyer said Paterson's call came sometime between Feb. 1 and Feb. 8, the scheduled court date," the story stated.

This seemed a jarring lack of specificity, given that the call supposedly took place only a few weeks ago -- and that the exact date of the call is crucial to the timeline of events.

After the NYT added the statement from Paterson's spokesman -- which said "the call actually took place the day before the scheduled hearing," of February 7 -- the NYT removed the sentence referring to Saftler's imprecise revelation about the supposed Paterson call.

The NYT's decision to remove the Satler reference after posting the story reflects one of two possibilities: either an acceptance of Paterson's version of events -- which would mean that the NYT ought to also believe his statement that the woman placed the call -- or a desire to reduce readers' questioning of Saftler as a reliable source for what took place.

The NYT story doesn't reveal any information about Saftler. But it seems worth mentioning that he is, in fact, a personal injury lawyer with no apparent experience in criminal proceedings at any time in his career.

Curiously, Saftler has made one previous appearance in the NYT -- in an August 1992 story that describes his role in a personal-injury case seeking $5 million in damages from the stepmother of Barbara Bush, the wife of then-presidential candidate George H.W. Bush.

The story -- by then-political reporter Alessandra Stanley -- strongly hinted at the idea that Saftler was pursuing public attention for his case, as a means to get a large settlement from the Bushes:

"They coughed up money for Neil Bush," Mr. Saftler said referring to the President's son, who received family assistance to pay fines associated with the collapse of the Silverado Savings and Loan, of which he was a director. "Why not for my client?"

In the third paragraph of today's page-one story, the NYT clearly attributes to Satler the assertion that the governor placed the call to his aide's accuser.

"Then, just before she was due to return to court to seek a final protective order, the woman got a phone call from the governor, according to her lawyer," the NYT reports. "She failed to appear for her next hearing on Feb. 8, and as a result her case was dismissed."

The clear intimation of that paragraph -- in a story that raises "questions of influence" in the headline -- is that Paterson sought to influence the woman by calling her.

But in the story's seventh paragraph -- added to the account at some point after 11:00 p.m., after wire-service accounts, Twitter and blogs had all breathlessly reported on the Governor's call as the NYT story's most significant revelation -- the Governor directly contradicted Saftler's version of events.

"Through a spokesman," the new paragraph reported, "Mr. Paterson said the call actually took place the day before the scheduled court hearing and maintained that the woman had initiated it."

The NYT account had already hedged in making any assertions of impropriety against the governor -- noting in the third paragraph that "many details of the governor's role in this episode are unclear."

But in the same sentence, the NYT asserts vaguely that its reporting revealed "an effort to make a potential political embarrassment go away." It attributes that statement to court and police records, and interviews with "the woman's lawyer and others." No mention is made of who those "others" might be. Nor does its specify who made the "effort."

Beyond that, some aspects of Saftler's statements to the NYT appear quite murky and non-specific for an investigative story of this magnitude, making serious allegations against a sitting governor.

For example, the story acknowledges that during the one-minute phone call, "the governor never mentioned the court case" involving Saftler's client. The NYT reports that the lawyer "would not say if the call had influenced her decision not to return to court."

The confusion stemming from Saftler's statements seems quite relevant in light of the fact that Saftler also gave the NYT one of its most explosive revelations: a specific quote from the Governor that seems meant to imply a trade of influence for silence:

The woman’s lawyer, Lawrence B. Saftler, said that the conversation lasted about a minute and that the governor asked how she was doing and if there was anything he could do for her. “If you need me,” he said, according to Mr. Saftler, “I’m here for you.”

But the meaning of those words seem quite different when interpreted as a response to the call from the woman, rather than as a call placed by the governor.

In other words, if the woman called the Governor, it would appear appropriate for Paterson -- who, as the NYT loves to point out, is a strong opponent of domestic violence -- to offer his help. But if the Governor reached out to her on the eve of her court hearing, those words could be construed as having the desire to trade such help for her silence.

It should be noted that perhaps the two statements don't contradict one another completely. The Governor's statement alleged that the woman "initiated" the call, which may mean that the Governor did call her -- but that he was returning her call. This would mean that Saftler's assertion to the NYT that Paterson called her was technically correct, but a misleading recounting of what took place, making Saftler appear to be a suspect source.

What we know for certain is that today's NYT story didn't satisfactorily answer readers' questions about the actions of either the governor or the woman, in connection with what took place -- or didn't -- between them.

February 24, 2010

Layer by Layer

Truth be told, I was pretty nervous before facing off against Nicholas Felton in our Layer Tennis exhibition match last Friday afternoon. I’d never played the game before, and its structure, in which two visual artists volley a collage-like series of images back and forth under the scrutiny of a stopwatch, seemed very high pressure. Plus, my opponent was none other than Feltron himself (as Nicholas is sometimes better known), a designer famous for autobiographical annual reports in which he creates gorgeous visual narratives from nothing more than the statistical mundanity of everyday life.

Layer Tennis

All that trepidation wasn’t without good reason, as it turned out. You could hardly count layer tennis as physically demanding, but its breakneck speed and creative intensity do require dexterity and stamina — the fifteen minutes allotted to each volley is surprisingly intensive and vanishingly brief. Still, what I didn’t expect was how much fun the live atmosphere of layer tennis was. In the past, I’d always come to layer tennis matches after they were over and done with, perusing each match’s archive of volleys after the fact. Layer tennis in real time, though, is where the fun is.

Not-Quite-Instant Replay

For those who missed the match, or who enjoyed it so much they’d like to relive the event, be sure to go back to the archive to see each volley, alongside truly terrific match commentary by the literarily skillful John Nack. John added such an enjoyable dimension to the whole affair — also under the pressure of that fifteen minute timer — that his narration shouldn’t be missed.

And if you really can’t get enough, I’m offering here a blow-by-blow account of all ten volleys. I’ve written up the thoughts that went through my head as I put together each salvo, and also included some of the source imagery I drew upon. As an added bonus, Nicholas himself was nice enough to send over his thoughts on his own volleys. So enjoy the replay, and be sure to tune in for the next layer tennis match .

Volley 1

Volley 1

Every match starts with a coin toss, and Nicholas won this one, meaning it was up to him to kick things off, which he did with this introductory slide.

Nicholas:

For the opening volley, I wanted to create something that defined both the physical and virtual boundaries of the playing field. Using my desk and the photoshop canvas to set the stage, I provided Khoi with a few elements and directions to explore.

Volley 2

Volley 2

Khoi:

I bet if you ask most layer tennis contestants, they’ll agree that their first volley is quite harrowing, and so it was for me; I was pretty paralyzed with indecision for several minutes.

One of the things that I knew I wanted to do was maintain as much of a visual link from volley to volley as I could. I’ve always thought those sorts of exchanges make for the best layer tennis matches. So what I did here was, quite literally, shove Nicholas’ layout to the left a bit to make room for some additions of my own: a picture of my girlfriend Laura and our baby, Thuy, overlaid with a photo from Frank Lloyd Wright’s famous interior for The Guggenheim Museum of Art.

Volley 2 Source Images

I did my best to integrate them right into what was left of Nicholas’ work, almost as if working on an exquisite corpse; at the time, I sort of imagined that when we finished all of our volleys we’d have one long, horizontally contiguous string of imagery. It’s not an idea that lasted very long.

Volley 3

Volley 3

Nicholas:

Khoi’s return threw me momentarily… I wasn’t expecting to have to respond textually as well as visually. I snatched the first idea that came to mind and ran with it, grabbing Khoi’s child, photographing the coffee cup on my desk and merging the two.

Volley 4

Volley 4

Khoi:

Like Nicholas, I hadn’t really expected to be volleying as much in the narrative text as in the visual imagery. But this is where one of layer tennis’s weaknesses really bore itself out for me: without a pre-established theme, a conceptual constraint that both opponents could adhere to, it becomes quite a difficult challenge to come up with ideas for what each volley is really about.

Absent that, I pushed the momentum towards the vague idea of ‘mastering layer tennis’ almost like a form of martial arts, with each volley encapsulating some tongue-in-cheek platitude about the mystery and beauty of the sport. Admittedly, constructing a meta-narrative was not the most original response I could’ve come up with, but it seemed the most direct — particularly given the impatient tick of that fifteen-minute stopwatch.

Volley 4 Source Images

For those who have asked what is that mysterious black object I used here in this composition — it is in fact the USB Wi-Fi adapter that shipped with the Samsung Blu-Ray player I got for the holidays. I remember finding it so strikingly nonspecific a shape when I unpacked it that I snapped a photograph, not really sure what I’d ever do with it. For this volley, I very quickly and roughly cloned out the manufacturer’s logo. The images of people are from a group critique session during a summer design course I took last year.

Volley 5

Volley 5

Nicholas:

For this round I was better prepared, I wanted to return a little to the tools at hand in our virtual arena. Fortunately, I happened to have a Dremel and soldering iron under my desk. I pulled them out, snapped them against a white image on my monitor so that I could magic wand them up quickly... and in the process decided that whatever Khoi sent would be buffed and distressed by these new tools.

Volley 6

Volley 6

Khoi:

If I was stumped by any of Nicholas’s earlier returns, his volley number five really left me at a loss. Remember when I said, above, how I wanted to maintain as much visual consistency as I could from volley to volley? Well that sort of went by the wayside here, obviously, as I got a little desperate. Not knowing what to do, I scrambled for something big and bold — a dawn photograph taken at Ft. Greene Park in Brooklyn — and nominally tried to carry over some elements from Nicholas’s previous design: the soldering iron and, less obviously, half of the diagonal stripes that he used to overlay the elements from my volley number four.

I wouldn’t argue that it’s particularly evident or convincing that I carried the thread forward here. But I did learn something when reading the mostly positive reaction to this particular volley afterwards: as important as maintaining consistency was to me, it’s not nearly as important to the match’s spectators, who frankly want to see big, splashy and well-designed compositions.

With hindsight that logic seems self-evident, and comparing this to my first two volleys, this composition feels much stronger. For me, this lesson just emphasizes again how tricky layer tennis can be; volleys should be as consistent as possible, but no more consistent than necessary, you might say. I’d add again here that having a theme would help; a simple creative brief announced at the start of the match would provide an enormously helpful bit of direction to the contestants, while still allowing them to exercise maximum visual latitude — so long as their volleys maintained a link to that theme.

Volley 7

Volley 7

Nicholas:

I scampered for an approach to this volley, it's density and drama proved hard to overcome... but I did have one idea for discussing the physical format of the competition. Reaching to the mouse-tracking application I was running, I blurred and masked Khoi's composition with my mouse paths and found a way to integrate it's complexity while adding another storyline.

Volley 8

Volley 8

Khoi:

Nicholas’ mouse paths struck me as visually fascinating and right away I had an idea to use them to suggest light rather than density as he’d done. Scrolling through my iPhoto library, I came across these pictures of Laura opening some gifts that had been beautifully wrapped by a friend of hers. I cut up a few different views of those pictures, trying for a staccato sort of effect that hopefully suggested multiple views on a single action.

Volley 8 Source Images

Then I overlaid the mouse paths several times, over and over, so that they created an explosive effect — and wrote a caption to match. Of all of my volleys, this might be my favorite because it achieves a big impact while being fairly unique — all the while making heavy use of the elements handed to me in Nicholas’ previous volley.

Volley 9

Volley 9

Nicholas:

For the final volley, I took the colors and textures I loved in Khoi's composition and decided to break ranks a bit. Our gentlemanly match deserved an exciting end, and I assumed that a bit of light gauntlet-throwing before Khoi's last pass would give the crowd a great finale and a provide strong closure to our performance.

Volley 10

Volley 10

Khoi:

The drawback to losing the coin toss is that your opponent goes first, but the upside is not insignificant: you get to finish off the match with the last word. So I knew I had an opportunity to land a real whopper if I could just figure out what to do; Nicholas’ previous volley was kind of a closing argument in itself, and it didn’t offer any obvious paths.

However, I luckily came across this photo as I was browsing my iPhoto library and it seemed like it would make for a suitably effective final play. It’s hard to argue with skulls, I think, especially when they’re piled high as they were in the famous Catacombes de Paris, where I took this shot on a visit last year. Using such strident death imagery on the final frame is perhaps not the subtlest move I could have made — it’s as histrionic as I can remember doing in my design work — but hey when you’re trying to come up with a big visual wallop in under fifteen minutes, the obvious tools tend to get the job done.

Additional Notes

A couple of additional production notes: the typefaces we used were Hoefler & Frere-Jones’ Gotham and Silas Dilworth’s Heroic Condensed, both selected by Nicholas. He and I had talked beforehand about what typefaces we would each likely be using and, as I mentioned above, the importance of visual consistency. After he sent over his first volley, I just decided that I’d use his type selections rather than introducing my own.

Secondly, I just want to say that all of my images were selected on the fly from my iPhoto library, and that none of them had been pre-selected. As soon as a new composition would come through from Nicholas, I’d start browsing through all of my old photos to see if any images sparked ideas. After selecting one, I’d work a composition around it — all in real time.

As I said, I hadn’t anticipated how much fun layer tennis would be. After finishing the match, I had a bit of an competition high, I have to confess, and easily would have accepted another match from anyone who might’ve challenged me just then. Considering how complex, procedural and deliberate my day job can be sometimes, it was tremendously engaging to be able to play around freely for a change. My thanks to the whole Coudal Partners crew for giving me the opportunity.

The Science of Bloom Energy's Fuel Cells

Recently Bloom Energy has been getting a lot of attention for their fuel cell technology they officially launched Wednesday morning and the whole pitch seems very magical at first glance. With a little digging and an understanding of what to look for, I think we can find out just how magical this technology is and what the potential pitfalls are.

Fuel cell technology isn't new by any means. It was originally discovered in the 1830s (yes, the 1830s) though the modern fuel cell is a little more recent (like the 1950s) but limitations have forced it into a niche as essentially a toy for scientists to play with beyond a couple ultra-specialized applications like the Gemini and Apollo programs.

Scientists and engineers love fuel cells because they can have decent efficiencies, generally above 50%. The internal combustion engine, for reference, sits around 15% efficient. The reason they're so limited in use is that their components can be very expensive. Rare and valuable materials, such as platinum and palladium, are used in the production of certain types of fuel cells and this drives up the cost of producing the cell in the first place.

Typically you hear about fuel cells as a powerplant for cars and they generally run on hydrogen because pressurized hydrogen is portable (though heavy - the containers at least). These fuel cells all work the same way; take in hydrogen in one end, insert gaseous oxygen in another end and with the right mixture of cathode, anode and electrolytic materials, you can produce power and emit only water.

Bloom's fuel cell is a particular type of cell called a solid oxide fuel cell (SOFC) which isn't a new technology in itself and is useful for its lack of expensive materials used in production. Not only does the solid oxide process require heat but it produces huge amounts of heat (upwards of 1000˚C), sustaining its own fuel cycle. In all the mystery surrounding the Bloom fuel cell, perhaps the greatest space for innovation is either a SOFC that operates at a lower maximum temperature or materials that better withstand the high temperatures.

The biggest source of mystery in Bloom's product is the green and black "ink" (yes, even they use the "quotes") that form the cathode and anode of the fuel cell. If Bloom has really invented a cheap way to manufacture the cathode and anode portions of the fuel cell, they only have one more hurdle to clear - lifetimes. Bloom doesn't mention the lifetime for their product very prominently but apparently it's around 10 years. That's primarily for the enclosure equipment as I've heard that the fuel cells themselves have to be replaced twice during the lifetime of the product. That's about a three year lifespan for the cells, a pretty decent span of time but also not without waste. Presumably the price of the replacement cells and labor to switch them out is built into the $700-$800k that you would pay for a commercial box.

Between interviews and press coverage, a lot of things have been mentioned about Bloom, the most misleading, I think, are the idea that it can "run on solar" and that it produces "no emissions". "No emissions" could be one of two scenarios, the first being a "run on solar" option as well. Since this type of solid oxide fuel cell can be run on hydrogen alone, a potential configuration is a solar array producing energy that is directly used to electrolyze hydrogen. The hydrogen is then pumped through the fuel cell and produces electricity with oxygen through the process mentioned earlier. The only emission in this case is water. The second is probably more likely with natural or biogas being pumped through the cell. The gas isn't used in the same way that combustion uses it so there aren't any "emissions" so to speak, but there is still used gas to dispose of or refine so it can be used again.

Considering that solar panels aren't generally enough to power an entire house, could they really be enough to generate enough hydrogen to power a house via fuel cells? Probably not. More conversion means more losses to the inefficiencies of systems and going from sunlight to electricity to hydrogen to the fuel cell and back to electricity doesn't seem like it's going to be more efficient than solar alone. Can it potentially use hydrogen as a natural energy storage container, reducing or removing the need for expensive batteries? It's definitely possible, but if hydrogen via solar was all that efficient to begin with, we'd probably be producing more of it already.

It sounds like Bloom is a little more realistic now but there are a lot of mysteries still in play. The cost of manufacturing could be much larger than suggested, Bloom could be burning through their hundreds of millions of dollars in startup funding because the boxes are more expensive to produce then they sell them for. Keep in mind the fuel cell replacement costs twice over ten years. Maybe the cost of developing the inks used in the fuel cell releases lots of carbon dioxide despite the fact that the box itself could produce "no emissions". Or perhaps the fuel cells can't be adequately recycled afterwards and they just build up in some landfill somewhere.

We really won't know the implications until the technology has been on the market for longer and more details about the inks are released. No doubt, this will all come with time as more and more people sign up to get Bloom boxes installed in their backyards.

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Note: The Content Plan for MetsBlog

It’s always an adventure, trying to figure out a content plan upon arriving to Spring Training, where there’s a rush of ideas, opportunities and new technology to utilize.

So, after a sporadic two days, here’s how I’m thinking the next week or so will go:

  • I’ll be using Twitter (which I will feature in one post on the blog throughout the day) to let people know what I am working on, and what to expect next on the blog.
  • I will continue to do live streaming of players taking batting practice, throwing bullpen sessions, and so on, but I will do better at posting a heads up, so you will have enough time to tune in.
  • Early in the day I will post a one-on-one video interview, plus the normal morning links, news and notes, then make posts throughout the day, typically built around one occurrence with a companion photograph.
  • Lastly, later in the day, I will always post a high-res photo gallery and a video diary recapping the day’s on-field events.

Thank you, again, for the feedback; it’s always appreciated; and, if you have any other suggestions, ideas or ways you think things could be better, please let me know.

iPhone modded with titanium back

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Everyone's saying that the next version of the iPhone will have a case upgrade, but Martin Schrotz couldn't wait -- he encased his iPhone 3GS in titanium, and Engadget has a gallery of pictures of the ubercool mod. I thought he had actually put the titanium cover over the plastic back, but apparently he went whole hog and actually removed the back cover and replaced it with this one. The design isn't quite perfect (though it looks great for a one-man mod, don't get me wrong) -- the logo is a tad too big, and the metal looks a little homemade to be Apple's actual brushed metal -- but it is much cleaner than the current plastic design.

I wouldn't be surprised at all if the iPhone's next revision does take away a lot from the iPad. Hopefully not just in the hardware, either -- a cool metal back would be great, but I'd like to see the firmware overhauled as well.

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Fresh Off His Gold Medal Win, Shaun White Stops by the PAPER Offices. (Naturally.)

DH: What do you do to clear that space around your mind? Is there any preparation in terms of music, or anything you like to do? SW: There are a lot of things like just getting a good, solid practice run. You feel warmed up, you feel like you're ready to go. The music thing is so amazing. It's such a necessity to be there and hear something. It takes that silence, and that whole pressure away. Your favorite song comes on, and you're like, 'It's not so bad.' It totally takes you out of that element. DH: So do you have music when you're up there? SW: I don't actually ride like that. All the other guys have headphones in, but I don't really like it. I wouldn't want to crash to my favorite song. It's definitely strange, if you ride and a headphone pops out. Plus, everyone wants to talk to me, so I'm taking them in and out. I actually just put the phone in my pocket and play it through my pants. Plus, there's music that usually plays at the top of the half-pipe that you request. via www.papermag.com "I wouldn't want to crash to my favorite song." I like that. Fun interview of Shaun White by David Hershkovits.

SitBy.Us

An iPhone-friendly jam from the Weightshift crew that makes it easy to find people at SXSWi. I’m looking forward to using this to see where my friends are sitting at panels and avoid my frenemies.

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Kanye West Launches New Blog W/ Semi-Nude Amber Rose

Grammy-winning rapper Kanye West has finally launched his new website, www.kanyewest.com, with a post of his model girlfriend, Amber Rose.

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Oh Jack, you still don’t have what it takes.

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The Tinz, ALT & Stewardesses, Oh My!

The media pit was quite literally packed to the edges last night at the press party for the CW's two new reality series, High Society, starring the incomparable Tinsley Moritmer, and Fly Girls, which chronicles the everyday lives of a gaggle of giggling Virgin America flight attendants, as well as the (wait for it)... 14th cycle of the show that weirdly never seems to get old, Tyra Banks' America's Next Top Model. This blogger was nearly knocked over on multiple occasions by the clumsy crowd and high force winds, which blasted through the cracks of the heated tent we humble reporters were so generously promised just outside of the Meatpacking District's Simyone Lounge (rather than figuring out how to really pronounce it, we recommend sticking to "SL"). 

I felt a little bad for the cast of Fly Girls, who arrived promptly at 7:30 and were required to brave the red carpet in their work uniforms, but was comforted by the variety of bangs styles they exhibited because really it's the little things in life that truly matter. 

High Society's Devorah Rose, Dabney and Dale Mercer all looked divine, but Tinsley outshone them all with her naturally charming presence. When asked if she had any reservations about doing the show and its affect on her reputation, Tins explained one of the reasons she wanted to do the show was to show the world that she isn't the typical socialite, and that contrary to recent bad press, she's a hardworking and dedicated woman who puts passion into everything she does. Even when hit with the potentially awkward divorce question, she kept her cool: "It was already public whether I liked it or not... I wanted to be myself and show what was going on, but it's not just about my divorce, I also do a lot of things that are fun."
Although she elaborated that "fun" was showing her handbag line in Paris, we learned she also enjoys chicken satay at Philippe, Cape Codders (drink of choice) at Avenue (current after hours locale of choice), and the occasional cupcake or donut (Tins swears by a low carb diet to maintain her petite frame).

America's Next Top Model veteran judges Nigel Barker and Jay Manuel both insisted that the loose-lipped Janice Dickinson is actually a kind person and has on occasion uttered to herself "I shouldn't have said that," while reporters left and right vied for an opportunity to talk to fashion heavyweight and cycle 14 "harsh, nice, but not the hardest" judge Andre Leon Talley, who sported a fur hat (made of simply "Prada") and a vintage Venetian elephant tusk necklace.  I was under the impression that the Vogue editor-at-large had originally declined to work with Tyra because he thought the show would fail, to which I was told, "you read wrong... the first season she asked me to be on the show and I opted not to do it. Eight years later I said yes because I felt it wasn't right for me or fit for me [when the show started]." ALT explains that a top model "comes from deep within. A passion, a dedication, something original and unique... there's something special about them that no one else has... It could be a walk, it could be a smile, it could be the girl next door like Gisele [Bundchen]... It's a spiritual thing, it's not about makeup and hair." Finally Miss Tyra herself showed up, clad in an elegant up-do and kimono catsuit affair. I was dying to know what would be the stand-out Tiffany tirade of this season, but alas, all I learned was "We don't produce for controversy. It just happens."


See more pics from the part-ay courtesy of PAPER's About Last Night... photog Caroline Torem Craig.

How genetics works

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Fashion Month Madness

See you in Milan!

Terry Richardson Gets Juiced With The Guys From The Jersey Shore For Interview Magazine

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We realize that we are a fashion website and write primarily about fashion-related things, which is why we're going to attempt to spin this set of photos by Terry Richardson of the boys from The Jersey Shore to fit into this damn niche. Firstly, it is for Interview Magazine, which sometimes has fashion in it! Also, look at the fine distressing on the boys' jeans (and is that patchwork denim we spot on wee Ron Ron?). Also, last we heard, body art á la Chanel's press-on tattoos are super trendy, which is kind of like what Terry Richardson has painted on his abs (nice nips, Terry). What's more, Mike "The SItuation" seems to be wearing ankle-length boxers in the first pic. Interesting! Fine, we give up. There's not an ounce of fashion in these pics (they're wearing Ed Hardy when they're not shirtless for chrissakes), but click through for all the juiced, jacked, guido goodness including a shot of Pauly D's hair that's now one of our editor's Blackberry background. (Terry's Diary)

the new portafilter.net


Lots of changes.


By "changes," I mean life changes. I've been listening to some old Portafilter.net Podcast episodes lately and I'm both horrified and nostalgic, embarrassed and proud. More than anything, nostalgic.


As I've shared many times, the pf.net podcast was born out of a simple idea: I was learning so much from the many conversations I was having with more experienced coffee professionals, I thought that "for the greater good," it would be helpful and compelling to take those conversations public. Add a jolly co-host, a healthy dose of naivete, and at least a couple scoops of irreverence (arrogance?) and you had the makings of a hundred or so hours of audio. The value of that audio varies from person to person, but for me, it was a lot of fun.


Today, I listen to that podcast and I miss the circumstance that produced it, and I can't help but reflect on its demise. The jolly became much less jolly. The irreverence felt more stale. The naivete, while not gone completely, felt more and more overshadowed by experience. We're talking about about 4.5 years since the first episode after all. I certainly still have so much to learn, but I'm different now.


Everything's different.


It's been almost 10 months since I closed murky coffee, and almost 10 months since I put my 3-group La Marzocco Linea into storage. I literally dusted it off last week and hooked it all back up, giving it a few new parts like long-overdue group-boiler gaskets. Damn. That machine has made thousands upon thousands of espresso shots since it was built back in 2003, and the last four, pulled just this week, tasted as sweet and glorious as any one of those thousands.


When I first bought the domain name "portafilter.net" in 2004, I had a dream for an independent community of coffee professionals... just like Coffeed.com. I was happy to see Alistair's project fill that need though, and I instead decided that the website would be a group-blog and podcast. The former didn't happen quite the way I had hoped, but the podcast, to date, has had over a staggering quarter-million total episode downloads.


I'm happy to have the Linea back up and running. Not just happy, but I'm excited to know that it has a purpose, testing, training, and learning as Trish and I are building our new roasting company.


So for a whole different set of reasons, I'm dusting off the podcast. I'm dusting off the portafilter.net blog.


I can't make any promises right now, but it will be necessarily different from the old podcast, while hopefully retaining some of what people seemed to love so much about it. Interviews. Discussion of current issues. Introductions to coffee people you might not know. I've had the idea of a more NPR-style produced-segment program, rather than the rambling free-for-all that the old podcast was. I dunno. We'll see.


I'll try to start blogging again as well, as well as providing the opportunity for others to guest-blog on here. I'm continually inspired these days by the compelling content from James on jimseven.com and by the freshness of sprudge.com, and I could only hope to have something worthy of similar attention.


Hopefully it's truly the right time. Only time will tell. Check your iTunes podcast feeds in a few weeks, and expect a redesign of the blog soon.


Here's to a fruitful and prosperous 2010!

Nick

Writing Wednesdays #28: Depth of Work

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Something to really think about.

This is a topic I plan to address in a series of posts over the next few weeks. But first I want to thank every correspondent who took the time to write in response to last week’s “Help!” post. As I type this, we’ve had 69 Comments. This is absolutely amazing, and I thank everybody. Particularly for the detail of the responses. It really helps me. I’m traveling this week and the next so I won’t be able to send out signed “War of Arts” yet in gratitude, but I will as soon as I can. Gracias, everybody, for the overwhelming and very helpful response!

Now to Depth of Work—and a confession. I’m not sure if it’s evident from my posts over the last couple of months, but I’ve been going through a crisis in my own work (see “Self-Doubt” and “Wrestling an Alligator,” among others.) Much of it has to do with depth of work, or rather the lack of it.

I’ve been shallow. Resistance has beaten me much too often. The culprit, oddly enough, has been success—and the urge that public recognition engenders to “expand.” If you glance around at this blog page, you’ll see that I have plunged over the last year into a cause that is partly political, partly military, and largely involves the attempt to influence events in the real world through direct personal participation. I love this cause, it’s a passion of mine; it has brought me great new friends (and we, by our efforts together, may even have nudged the pea a few centimeters down the trail.) But this type of enterprise is not healthy for a writer. I didn’t know that six months ago, or even two months ago.

Depth of work. This is where satisfaction comes from for people like me and you. This is the fun of the game; this is what it’s all about. This is why we all got into this business.

What is depth of work? Have you ever had one of those days at the gym where you go around yakking to your buddies, schmoozing and chilling. That is NOT depth of work. Have you ever tweeted, or checked your Facebook page, or succumbed to serial e-mailing? That ain’t depth of work either.

Jon Naber won four gold medals in swimming at the ’76 Olympics, all in world record times. I saw an interview with him right afterward. The reporter asked a very insightful question about a sport where thousandths of a second separate gold from everybody else: “What’s the difference between a good swimmer and a great one?” John Naber answered as follows: “In competition, almost immediately after you hit the water, you enter the Pain Zone. It hurts–and it gets worse every meter you go. The great swimmers,” John Naber said, “are the ones who can go deeper into the Pain Zone and stay there longer.”

That’s depth of work. In my experience, depth of work consists of two components. The first is recklessness; the second is discipline. Dionysian; Apollonian. Passion;reason.

Recklessness means putting out of your mind all thoughts or fears of the opinions of others—and even the opinion of yourself. It means jumping off the cliff. In acting, it means uncorking a fearless performance, where you risk looking like an absolute fool in an effort to get to the deepest, truest levels of the character. In writing, it means letting it rip on the page, trusting the Muse and following your instincts. It means spewing sometimes. Free-associating. Going for it.

Then comes the hard part: appending reason. Discriminatory intelligence. Now we have to ask the really hard questions. What is this stuff all about? What am I trying to do? What is the deepest truth underlying this?

I read a story once about Barbra Streisand at a recording session. She did take after take of the same song. The reporter telling the story said he couldn’t tell the difference between Take One and Take Two, or even Take One and Take Nine. But, he said, he could tell the difference between Take One and Take Sixteen. Obvious Ms. Streisand could tell. That too is depth of work.

What we’re talking about here is head-banging, non-glamorous, nut-busting labor. It’s lonely. It hurts. It drives everybody else crazy. It requires tremendous professionalism and courage (or, perhaps more accurately, stubbornness and mulishness) and control of our emotions and our fears.

The analogy of the gym is a good one, I think. Because one thing the gym teaches is that “you have to train to be able to train.” Meaning you can’t go in, Day One, and start bench-pressing the same weight Reggie Bush benches. You have to build a base of strength slowly, over time, being careful not to set yourself back by injury, impatience or boredom.

In other words, depth of work requires—in addition to recklessness and reason– commitment over time.

I’m reading a really interesting book right now by Michael Bungay Stanier called Do More Great Work. Mr. Stanier starts by citing Milton Glazer’s axiom that we all do three kinds of work: bad work, good work and great work. One of the “map exercises” in the book (a very interesting graphic technique that helps you understand what you really think or really want) asks you how much great work you’re doing. It’s a pie chart. I thought about myself. I’m doing about 0.01 great work right now. It’s such a tiny sliver of the pie, I can’t even draw it.

Another exercise in the book asks you to recall a time when you were doing great work. Here’s one for me: I had taken a month, by myself, and was renting a cottage on a farm in the highlands of Scotland. I was writing Tides of War then, which was a really difficult book about a ridiculously obscure subject. I loved it. I would work in my freezing little room in the cottage the morning, then play golf in the afternoon. It was great. I got in some really intense, long work sessions (because the days are so long in Scotland, you can play golf in the summertime till nine at night.)

Those mornings were depth of work. I had momentum, I had commitment over time; I was busting my butt and really going deep, into a subject that I loved and that I didn’t care whether anybody else was interested in or not.

Those days seem distant to me now. I’m shallow these days; my focus is scattered. I’m schmoozing at the gym; I don’t have momentum. I hate it. It sucks. I have to change. I have to get a handle on this and dig myself out.

I’m not complaining. Don’t get me wrong. I’m sharing this state of mind here on this page, so that anybody who has read The War of Art and imagines that the guy who wrote the book has conquered Resistance (while he, the reader, is still struggling with it) will be disabused of such a silly notion and will not beat himself up over it. I’m as human as the next guy and I take the gaspipe too sometimes just like everyone else.

Working deep is the answer for me. To be happy, to feel good about myself, to not feel guilty about sucking up my share of oxygen on the planet. I have to get back to it.

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Sitting sucks

A friend recently lost a bunch of a weight (like 40+ pounds) by buying one of these. I have to admit, I've been tempted, even though it's ridiculously expensive and I already have a non-desk treadmill. In its defense, the NY Times blogs had yet another piece about how bad sitting at your desk is for you:

But it looks as though there’s a more sinister aspect to sitting, too. Several strands of evidence suggest that there’s a “physiology of inactivity”: that when you spend long periods sitting, your body actually does things that are bad for you.

As an example, consider lipoprotein lipase. This is a molecule that plays a central role in how the body processes fats; it’s produced by many tissues, including muscles. Low levels of lipoprotein lipase are associated with a variety of health problems, including heart disease. Studies in rats show that leg muscles only produce this molecule when they are actively being flexed (for example, when the animal is standing up and ambling about). The implication is that when you sit, a crucial part of your metabolism slows down.

Very interesting story, I highly recommend reading it all.

It's a good show

via marathonpacks, some short comics at Hark, a vagrant. This one makes me laugh, every time:

PyCon 2010 Recap

The videos from PyCon 2010 appear to be coming online now and I highly recommend checking them out if you weren't able to attend or missed some of the sessions you wanted to see while there at other sessions. There was a ton of great stuff to soak in through osmosis. In addition, it was great to meet others in the community that I know through IRC / Twitter / Email / Projects.

Here is my recap of things that impressed me and that I saw as directly applicable to what I am working on.

redis / pyres / celery

  • redis, pyres, celery
  • I need to use Redis with pyres or celery.
  • Could replace a lot of my crontabs
  • Could replace local queuing (versus distributed queuing running in the cloud).
  • Could replace adhoc email queue infrastructure
  • Simplifies stuff done asynchronously with crontabs - queue up the fact that something needs to be done at the moment instead of running queries repeatedly looking for conditions to trigger action.
  • Becomes super simple to mark things as something to execute asynchronously so more functionality can be added without slowing down website (e.g. logging, near real-time data warehousing, etc.)

picloud

  • picloud
  • Looks promising, however, cannot execute non-python code (e.g. ffmpeg)
  • Client is LGPL but it is pure Python so should be able to at least glean ideas from it especially how bytecode is compiled and shipped for remote execution.

Haystack / solr

  • Haystack, solr
  • solr seems to be what everyone prefers. not much talked about this, but rather Haystack
  • Haystack is genius.
  • It's designed for Django. It's modular.
  • Interface/API is simple and clean.
  • Makes adding new search indexes easy and useable.

Beautiful Architecture

  • Greg Wilson
  • Beautiful Code author
  • 20 pages describing architecture of great software or, comparing architectures of two similar pieces of software from community for chapters.
  • Looking forward to reading this when complete.

Unit Testing

  • Ned Batchelder
  • coverage.py, lots of improvements over the past year
  • HTML reporting
  • Branch coverage
  • Cobertura-compatible for XML output for CI reporting
  • Can set settings in .coveragerc to ignore certain lines
  • Coming: will work with nose and test.py
  • unittest in Python 2.7 gets major update
  • new unittest stuff is backported and available as module as unittest2
  • provides nose-like test discovery

Creating/Reading Word Documents in Pure Python

virtualenv

  • Need to be doing things in virtualenv with virtualenvwrapper
  • creates virtual python environments
  • easy segregation of third party library dependancies
  • good for managing upgrade efforts to things like Django or SimpleJson, etc.

pip

  • pip blows easy_install out of the water
  • can install directly from svn, hg, or git
  • can cleanly uninstall
  • recovers from failed installs (doesn't leave site-packages in strange state like easy_install can)
  • easy requirements management for a package
  • this could be part of our internal deployment strategy
  • easy upgrading of existing packages
  • could be very useful in bootstrapping different versions of software in cloud environment
  • especially powerful when used with virtualenv

I'll take a window seat, please.

A refurbished 1965 Boeing 727 airframe—that looks as if it's crashed into the Costa Rican jungle—is now part of the Hotel Costa Verde
Nope, not an emergency landing. At the Hotel Costa Verde in Costa Rica, you can stay in the 727 Fuselage Suite, a salvaged 1965 Boeing that comes equipped with two bedrooms, a dining area, and ridiculous views of the ocean and jungle.
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Pablo, pack your bags.

Images via Budget Travel. More pics and info here.

Everything Perverted

After the home shop, and this old rag, the Washington Monthly is my favorite magazine, and I live in fear that someday it won't be around. A couple of weeks ago I linked to their awesome investigation into how nut-jobs in Texas were helping make American kids dumber.

Here's another good piece that looks at how prosecutors are misusing DNA evidence to "close" cold cases. The magazine focuses on the case of John Puckett, a 70-year old man recently convicted, wholly on DNA evidence, of first-degree murder:

Typically, law enforcement and prosecutors rely on FBI estimates for the rarity of a given DNA profile--a figure can be as remote as one in many trillions when investigators have all thirteen markers to work with. In Puckett's case, where there were only five and a half markers available, the San Francisco crime lab put the figure at one in 1.1 million--still remote enough to erase any reasonable doubt of his guilt. The problem is that, according to most scientists, this statistic is only relevant when DNA material is used to link a crime directly to a suspect identified through eyewitness testimony or other evidence. In cases where a suspect is found by searching through large databases, the chances of accidentally hitting on the wrong person are orders of magnitude higher.

The reasons for this aren't difficult to grasp: consider what happens when you take a DNA profile that has a rarity of one in a million and run it through a database that contains a million people; chances are you'll get a coincidental match. Given this fact, the two leading scientific bodies that have studied the issue--the National Research Council and the FBI's DNA advisory board--have recommended that law enforcement and prosecutors calculate the probability of a coincidental match differently in cold-hit cases. In particular, they recommend multiplying the FBI's rarity statistic by the number of profiles in the database, to arrive at a figure known as the Database Match Probability. When this formula is applied to Puckett's case (where a profile with a rarity of one in 1.1 million was run through a database of 338,000 offenders) the chances of a coincidental match climb to one in three.

In all of us, there are strong motives for not thinking. Just getting through the day as tax-paying, spouse-loving, child-rearing adult is hard enough. Thinking through issues like this is hard--If DNA automatically exonerates, why can't it automatically convict? It takes some mental work to see that the math of scanning one persons DNA against the crime scene, is very different than the logic of scanning 300,000 people's DNA. The chance of an error when scanning one person's DNA is very low--in this case one in a million. But scan 300,000 people's DNA and the chance of an error rises to one in three. The truly scary thing about this technique as the numbers in the database rise, you start to approach a point of near certainty for getting a DNA match on a innocent person.

Going back to the motives for not thinking, this is all about the search for a magic bullet, something to heal the pain of victims and the collective pain of society. It is so hard to reconcile ourselves to the fact that there is great evil in this world, and we're ill-equipped to balance the scales.

Video as Publishing: This Is How We Do It

AN OLD JEWA fan of Old Jews Telling Jokes once sent us an email saying he loved the videos but he couldn't figure out how to print them out and needed our help. How adorably incorrect! Laughter, long sigh. But deep down, this fan's sentiment is not entirely ridiculous.* A lot of what we see on the Internet is digital publication; usually we can print it out. This notion underlies my grand unified theory of Internet video: treat it like publishing, not film or television, and this will become a viable industry.

Much of the film and television business is based on risk management. Will this show work? Maybe! So why make it? Because it's based on this book that sold a million copies and it stars Brad Pitt and it's a murder mystery and we know that murder mysteries are SO HOT right now, especially with teen girls in suburban neighborhoods. Every brand, talent and genre has a particular following, and we have a vague sense of how big that following is and who is in it. And the marketing people in Hollywood, they're brilliant. They know exactly how to reach these audience pools and how much money to spend doing so. All things considered, if there's a pretty good shot people will watch a show, and the projected audience is big enough to justify the cost, the project's a go.

We've figured out a few things about Internet video, but so far not enough to justify anything but the smallest risk. We know what the big genres are: technology, gossip, cute things, mommy issues, how-to, awesome, what the fuck—and porn. We know that everything works better with a dash of funny. We're pretty sure we need to make peace with advertising, though we have great hope for direct sales. We are mostly clueless when it comes to marketing. We have trouble reaching people.

This is where my publishing theory comes in—regarding online publishing, that is. (Just to be clear, we ain't printing no videos.*) It's easy to find the exact size of a blog's readership—there's a stats page somewhere that tells you. If an editor posts a video to her site, some percentage of her audience will click on it. If you can estimate the traffic, you can estimate how many ad impressions will be delivered and you can estimate revenue. If you can estimate revenue, you can gauge how much to spend on production. You can manage your risk.

The editor provides both marketing and distribution. These two functions do not overlap in film or television. The closest you get is seeing the one-sheets in the theater lobby advertising the movies playing at that theater. But online these can be the same thing. Here's a video I recommend you watch (promotion), and you click on it (delivery).

Let's imagine a website with one million unique viewers per week. Its editor, through years of applying the human skill of pattern recognition, knows that 2% of her audience will watch a video she posts. That's 20,000 people. Now assume an eCPM [effective cost per thousand impressions] of $15 for all the ads in the video stream, and boom, you know with a certain level of certainty that this one video will gross at least $300 in revenue.

You laugh. But that $300 of expected income is the kernel of an industry, because it is predictable. Get your production costs below $300 per episode there's a good chance you'll make a profit. (Hint: you'll need to shoot in bulk.)

And play with the variables. Plenty of websites have more than 1 million uniques a week. When they're that size they have robust ad sales teams that can get a higher eCPM. And if the show is, you know, actually good, then the percentage of the audience who clicks "play" might be higher.

Then factor in the banner ads that surround a video player widget and the social media aspect of a thousand editors of personal blogs and Twitter feeds and emails spreading the links and embedding the video elsewhere and all that is upside and pretty soon there's a BONANZA.

Okay, so I'm floating up in the clouds now. But you know what else floats around in the clouds? Moisture. Little molecules of water just hovering around in the sky. If you introduce a single speck of dust up there a few water molecules stick to it and then more will stick to those and suddenly you have a raindrop that brings the whole thing back to earth. (This dust is called "cloud condensation nuclei." I learned it on Wikipedia.) The millions of people who spend inordinate amounts of time on the Internet are the water molecules in this metaphor. The iota of predictability that an editor can bring to the equation is the speck of dust, the condensation nuclei.

The only way this works is if the editor commits to embed every episode in a series and to a schedule. The only way she'll do that is if she loves the show. Her publisher isn't going to make her do it, and the scent of bonanza picked up by the trained nose of the ad sales team will not factor into her decision (that would be unethical). But if she loves the show, and she kicks it to her publisher to hammer out a deal and then over to the ad sales team who sells the shit out of it? Condensation might happen.

So what makes an editor fall in love with a show? Ask her! And pay close attention to her voice, as expressed on her site. Video production is a collaborative art form, and the editor will, one way or another, have a say in the creative. She's the gatekeeper to an audience. If your key don't fit, the door won't open.

Now, a confession. I've been trying to do this for two years, pitching independent video series to blog networks and other publications as if they were distributors, and I haven't got it to work yet. Not in any formal manner, at least. There are probably a ton of reasons for this, not the least of which is that online publishers and Hollywood producers speak two different languages. ("Editor" means something totally different in Hollywood!)

But I've seen signs enough to believe that this is doable and that it can work. The point of writing this is the hope that it finds someone who has done it successfully, or that it infects someone's thinking enough to try it on their own. There's a saying in Hollywood that nobody wants to be first, but everybody wants to be second. You there, take this idea, make it work, then shoot me an email. I will gladly follow in your footsteps.

*It seems pretty likely that the fan wanted to print out transcripts of the videos, and to this end we recommend he purchase Old Jews Telling Jokes, the book, which is coming this fall from Villard!



Did Eric Spiegelman mention that Old Jews Telling Jokes has a book coming this fall from Villard?

An Unpardoned Interruption

Sports commentators regularly mock the fashion choices of male athletes, telecasters and coaches. But this isn't the same as going after Bill Belichick for his grey hoodies, because Bill Belichick doesn't live in world where constant, intense, unremitting physical evaluation is the norm. This is doubly true of television "journalism." I deeply suspect that if  Kornheiser were subject to the sort of aesthetic standard that will dog Hannah Storm for the rest of her working days, he would not have a career right now. via ta-nehisicoates.theatlantic.com Kornheiser has been getting away with off-the-cuff comments like this for years, partly because Wilbon was his wingman and they have a "harmless mischief makers" kind of vibe. His comments about Hannah Storm (esp. the Holden Caufield reference, as Coates points out) were beyond the pail. ESPN's slap on the wrist emboldens this kind of behavior. For the insinuations made, a much greater punishment is justified. Kornheiser is also just ugly as sin, despite those warm great-grandfatherly eyes! Come on man.

Still Heliocentric

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Jack, Jake, whoever.

choire: *screams* He DID scream!



choire:

*screams*

He DID scream!

"My Kid’s Driving Me Nuts!"

One morning last week, minutes after arising at 6:15 to catch his school bus 45 minutes later, my 15-year-old son Booker, a bit groggy, fumbling for a clean shirt and tie, still had the presence of mind to pepper me with questions about the upcoming baseball season. “Has Johnny Damon been signed yet, Dad?” he asked with anticipation, and after I batted away this query—as if I’d combed his favorite website, MLBTradeRumors.com before brewing a pot of coffee, let alone reading The Wall Street Journal and Washington Post—he continued with a non-stop patter concerning the utter ephemera of the baseball world, spewing out stats of minor league prospects, the huge year expected from the Tampa Bay Rays’ Wade Davis and his intention to draft the Diamondbacks’ Justin Upton in his fantasy league. This teenager has nearly achieved the impossible: making his old man exhausted on the subject of baseball. via www.splicetoday.com

I'M DJING THIS SATURDAY!

Come.Get dressed up. Drink some booze. It'll be a fun time!

The New Niceness: Your Mom "Liked" This

LIKE THIS!Well we've known this for a while, so I guess now it's confirmed. Just a couple months ago, we discovered: the Internet is… making people… nicer? For instance, Tumblr was designed in a way that ensured that it "didn't have a lot of avenues for negativity," according to that first story! And in today's (actually very charming) Observer story, "There's a lot of incentive and positive reinforcement when you use Tumblr," is what Tumblr founder David Karp said. David Karp is your Internet mind-controller, because he will not install a button that says "I HATE THIS" on his blog platform! Still it is true I guess that no one has killed anyone by way of MySpace recently, so good job, you horrid wenches!

An Unpardoned Interruption

Jack Shafer exposes ESPN's suspension of Tony Kornheiser for what it is-- a luke-warm cup of meh-sauce. Kornheiser, for the record, said the following of reporter Hannah Storm on his local radio show:

Hannah Storm in a horrifying, horrifying outfit today. She's got on red go-go boots and a catholic school plaid skirt ... way too short for somebody in her 40s or maybe early 50s by now. ... She's got on her typically very, very tight shirt. She looks like she has sausage casing wrapping around her upper body. ... I know she's very good, and I'm not supposed to be critical of ESPN people, so I won't ... but Hannah Storm ... come on now! Stop! What are you doing? ... She's what I would call a Holden Caulfield fantasy at this point.
Sports commentators regularly mock the fashion choices of male athletes, telecasters and coaches. But this isn't the same as going after Bill Belichick for his grey hoodies, because Bill Belichick doesn't live in world where constant, intense, unremitting physical evaluation is the norm. This is doubly true of television "journalism." I deeply suspect that if  Kornheiser were subject to the sort of aesthetic standard that will dog Hannah Storm for the rest of her working days, he would not have a career right now.

Leaving that aside, there is something unserious about ESPN's pearl-clutching given Kornheiser's own history, and given ESPN's history, all documented by Shafer:

What's probably appalled ESPN is Kornheiser's literary reference about Storm being "a Holden Caulfield fantasy at this point," a reference that probably went over the heads of 99 percent of his listeners. Is Kornheiser referring to Chapter 13 of The Catcher in the Rye, in which Caulfield hires a prostitute but makes the procurer promise not to send him "any old bag"?

I dunno, but if the network is worried that sex talk will damages its reputation, it's sending in its cavalry a little late. See this allegation of sexual harassment at ESPN, or this blowup, or this one, or this firing of a baseball analyst for having an affair with a young production assistant.

Much--but not all--of sports radio relies on frat-boy humor to carry the freight between serious discussions about teams, games, and players. If Kornheiser's TV network bosses are genuinely upset about what their employee said about another employee on the radio, they should fire him. But they won't fire him, because they aren't actually upset. The ESPN brass is punishing Kornheiser for being Kornheiser when they should be punishing themselves for running their network like a high-school locker room.

When ESPN frees Kornheiser from the penalty box--as it surely will soon--I'd like to see it prove its sincerity by stuffing one of the network's executives in the box for a time-out of his own.

Probably not. This is PR intent to stave off a withering statement from NOW, or potential pickets outside the ESPN Zone. It'll be forgotten in a couple weeks.


Beautiful Art Deco camera

This handsome fellow is the Kodak Bantam Special, a limited-edition camera from 1936.

Kodak Bantam Special

Manufactured by Kodak, designed by Teague. (via monoscope)

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What’s New in HeartGold and SoulSilver: The Pokéwalker

One of the newest and more innovating features of HeartGold and SoulSilver is the Pokéwalker. It is a pedometer that you take with you whereever you go. A pokémon can be wirelessly transferred from your game to the Pokéwalker via an infrared receiver in the game cartridge so it will work with the original Nintendo DS, DS Lite, DSi, or DSi XL . There it will gain friendship and experience levels as you walk. There are also chances to find items and catch wild pokémon.
The Pokéwalker measures your progress in watts. Every 20 steps will earn you one watt. These watts can be spent on using the itemfinder or the pokéradar. There are several different courses that become available and these courses have different wild pokémon and different items available to find.
There six wild pokémon obtainable in each course. They are divided into three groups, A, B or C. The more steps you accumulate, the greater the likelihood of seeing the rarer pokémon from group A. It costs 10 watts each time you use the pokéradar. When you use it in a grassy patch a ! will appear. One ! means that the wild pokémon is from group C. If it flashes ! twice, then it may be from group B or C. Two !! means it is from group A or B and three !!! means it is from group A.
When you encounter a wild pokémon, both have four bars of health. The player has an option to Attack, Dodge or Catch while the wild pokémon may Attack, Dodge or Run. The lower the health of the wild pokémon, the easier it is to catch. A normal attack will deplete one bar from the opposing pokémon. A critical hit happens when you attack a wild pokémon attempting to run and it will deplete two of its health bars. If your pokémon loses all its health bars then the battle is over and you will lose 10 additional watts. Your Pokéwalker may hold up to three wild pokémon at a time. Any catches after that and you must release one.
The itemfinder costs three watts each time you use it. You have two chances to find an item from a row of six horizontal patches of grass. If you guess incorrectly the first time you will get a clue whether the item is near (one patch away) or far (two or more patches away). You may also only store three items, after that one must be released.
You can also receive items by connecting to another player’s pokéwalker through its infrared signal. The item you receive will come from the other player’s course and you may receive one per day, with ten being the maximum items that you can get from another player.

When you return home to your DS, you can send any pokémon and items to your HeartGold or SoulSilver game along with any unused watts and a Pokéwalker Journal will record your progress. Once per day, everyday at midnight the step count resets itself and you will need to rebuild your steps back up to meet that certain pokémon or find rarer items. As the watts accumulate, new courses will be unlocked.
There are 27 different courses some are unlocked by accumulating watts, through nintendo events or by having special event pokémon. Some courses are only available after receiving a National Pokédex. While type advantage won’t help you in the battling wild pokémon on the Pokéwalker, there are some advantages to the type of pokémon that you carry with you. Having the right typing makes rarer pokémon easier to find when using the Pokéradar. An advantageous type will lower the required step count for each wild pokémon by 25%

Here are the courses available before you get your National Pokédex. Refreshing Field and Noisy Forest courses will be available at the start of the game. While meeting required steps make these pokémon and items available, the higher step count items and pokémon are still hard to find. Keep in mind that these are measured in steps, not watts so don’t worry that using your watts will detract from you meeting a rarer pokémon or item.

For Refreshing Field the advantageous types are Bug, Flying and Fire. The pokémon available here are:
Group C: Sentret and Pidgey

Group B: Nidoran♀ and Nidoran♂ (500+ steps)

Group A: Duduo (2000+ Steps) and Kangaskhan (3000+ steps)

The items available are:
Potion
Oran Berry (300+ Steps)
Paralyze Heal (500+ Steps)
Cheri Berry (600+ Steps)
Awakening (700+ Steps)
Chesto Berry (800+ Steps)
Ice Heal (900+ Steps)
Burn Heal (1000+ Steps)
Full Heal (2000+ Steps)
Revive (2500+ Steps)

For Noisy Forest the advantageous types are Fire, Ice and Flying and the pokemon available are:
Group C: Oddish and Spearow

Group B: Venonat (700+ steps) and Paras (700+ Steps)
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Group A: Bellsprout (3000+ Steps) and Wobbuffet (4000+ Steps)

The items are:
Cheri Berry
Tinymushrooom (200+ Steps)
Pecha Berry (500+ Steps)
Big Mushroom (700+ Steps)
Energy Powder (800+ Steps)
Energy Root (900+ Steps)
Ether (1000+ Steps)
Green Shard (2000+ Steps)
Revive (2500+ Steps)
Net Ball (5000+ Steps)

Rugged Path is unlocked after banking 50 watts and the advantageous types there are Water, Fighting and Ground and the pokemon available are:
Group C: Geodude and Hoothoot

Group B: Ponyta (1000+ steps) and Machop (1000+ Steps)
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Group A: Onix (5000+ Steps) and Magby (5000+ Steps)

The items are:
Repel
Escape Rope (100+ Steps)
Antidote (500+ Steps)
Burn Heal (800+ Steps)
Super Repel (1000+ Steps)
Full Heal (1500+ Steps)
Star Piece (2000+ Steps)
Red Shard (3000+ Steps)
Hard Stone (5000+ Steps)
PP Up (7000+ Steps)

Pretty Seaside is unlocked after banking 150 watts and the advantageous types there are Grass, Electric and Dragon and the pokemon available are:
Group C: Wooper and Sunkern

Group B: Slowpoke (1000+ steps) and Poliwag (1500+ Steps)
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Group A: Psyduck (4000+ Steps) and Staryu (5000+ Steps)

The items are:
Fresh Water
Rawst Berry (500+ Steps)
Soda Pop (800+ Steps)
Aspear Berry (1000+ Steps)
Full Heal (1500+ Steps)
Leppa Berry (1800+ Steps)
Heart Scale (2000+ Steps)
Blue Shard (3000+ Steps)
Big Pearl (4000+ Steps)
Dive Ball (5000+ Steps)

Residential Area is unlocked after banking 500 watts and the advantageous types there are Fighting, Normal and Psychic and the pokemon available are:
Group C: Rattata and Hoothoot

Group B: Murkrow (1000+ steps) and Magnemite (level 8)( 1000+ Steps)
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Group A: Magnemite (level 11) (4000+ Steps) and Elekid (5000+ Steps)

The items are:
Potion
X Attack (100+ Steps)
X Defend (250+ Steps)
X Speed (500+ Steps)
X Accuracy (750+ Steps)
Dire Hit (1000+ Steps)
X Special (1250+ Steps)
X Sp. Def (1500+ Steps)
Guard Spec (2000+ Steps)
PP Up (5000+ Steps)

Dark Cave is unlocked after banking 1000 watts and the advantageous types there are Water, Dark and Rock and the pokemon available are:
Group C: Machop and Zubat

Group B: Onix (1000+ steps) and Gastly (level 10)(1000+ Steps)

Group A: Gastly (level 15) (5000+ Steps) and Smoochum (5000+ Steps)

The items are:
Sitrus Berry
Ether (700+ Steps)
Hyper Potion (1000+ Steps)
Max Ether (1500+ Steps)
Max Potion (2000+ Steps)
Persim Berry (2500+ Steps)
Elixir (3500+ Steps)
Yellow Shard (4500+ Steps)
Silverpowder (5000+ Steps)
TM 18- Rain Dance (6000+ Steps)

Blue Lake is unlocked after banking 2000 watts and the advantageous types there are Grass, Electric and Dragon and the pokemon available are:
Group C: Goldeen and Tentacool

Group B: Krabby (500+ steps) and Shellder (500+ Steps)

Group A: Poliwag (4000+ Steps) and Dratini (5000+ Steps)

The items are:
Fresh Water
Leppa Berry (700+ Steps)
Pearl (500+ Steps)
Sitrus Berry (1000+ Steps)
Stardust (2000+ Steps)
Star Piece (2500+ Steps)
Lum Berry (3000+ Steps)
Dive Ball (3500+ Steps)
Net Ball (4000+ Steps)
TM 11- Sunny Day (5000+ Steps)

Town Edge is unlocked after banking 3000 watts and the advantageous types there are Fighting, Ghost and Normal and the pokemon available are:
Group C: Furret and Rattata

Group B: Koffing (1500+ steps) and Grimer (1500+ Steps)

Group A: Voltorb (3000+ Steps) and Abra (5000+ Steps)

The items are:
Pokéball
Dire Hit (100+ Steps)
x Accuracy (500+ Steps)
Great Ball (750+ Steps)
X Attack (1000+ Steps)
Lum Berry (1500+ Steps)
Ultra Ball (2000+ Steps)
X Sp. Def (2500+ Steps)
Guard Spec (3000+ Steps)
TM 37- Sandstorm (5000+ Steps)

The Beyond The Sea course is unlocked after completing an trade on the GTS for a foreign pokémon and the advantageous types there are Grass, Electric and Dragon and the pokémon available are:
Group C: Remoriad and Chinchou

Group B: Corsola (2500+ steps) and Horsea (2500+ Steps)

Group A: Octillery holding a Focus Band (5000+ Steps) and Staryu (5000+ Steps)

The items are:
Stardust
Pomeg Berry (1000+ Steps)
Spelon Berry (1500+ Steps)
Pamtre Berry (2000+ Steps)
Kelpsy berry (2500+ Steps)
Kasib Berry (3000+ Steps)
Haban Berry (3500+ Steps)
Colbur Berry (4000+ Steps)
Babiri Berry (4500+ Steps)
Chilan Berry (5000+ Steps)

The Edge of the Nights Sky course is unlocked after trading the GameStop Jirachi or the Japenese Nintendo Zone Jirachi to your HeartGold or SoulSilver game. The advantageous types there are Water, Fighting and Ground and the pokemon available are:
Group C: Onix and Geodude

Group B: Hoothoot (2500+ steps) and Zubat (2500+ Steps)

Group A: Jigglypuff (5000+ Steps) and Clefairy (5000+ Steps)

The items are:
Stardust
Pearl (1000+ Steps)
Blue Shard (1500+ Steps)
Red Shard (2000+ Steps)
Yellow Shard (2500+ Steps)
Green Shard (3000+ Steps)
Star Piece (3500+ Steps)
Rare Bone (4000+ Steps)
Moonstone (5000+ Steps)
TM – Psychic (10000+ Steps)

Expect new courses to available for download from the WiFi soon after the release of HeartGold and SoulSilver on March 14, 2010 in the US and March 25/26 in Australia and the UK. We will provide information on them as they are released as Japan has already unlocked a Yellow Forest course filled with Pikachus with special moves.

Pets on PAPER: Meet Dulce

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In Defense of Fantasy Baseball

This Lenten Season, I — like many Catholics — have given up a vice. But it’s neither chocolate nor beer from which I’ll be abstaining for these forty or so days. I don’t particularly care for the former and view the latter less as a vice and more as a type of awesome medicine.

Here’s what I’ve given instead: apologizing for my interest in fantasy baseball.

Of course, given the amount of time I spend thinking about it, “interest” might be a bit of an understatement — but let’s leave that consideration for another day. There are real benefits provided by fantasy baseball that no other pastime, so far as I can see, is capable of providing.

Having meditated real hard all up on this line of thought, I could discuss said benefits at some length. For the sake of brevity (relatively speaking, of course), here are three actual reasons why fantasy baseball is of legitimate benefit to your life. Keep them at the ready in the event that your wife/parents/boss confronts you with what they’ll inevitably call your “problem.”

1. It’s Good for the Mind Grapes

Yes, while rotisserie almost exclusively concerns baseball — in terms of content, that is — it’s clear to anyone who’s ever played that other skills are necessary to fantasy domination than a simple knowledge of players and their stats.

In fact, fantasy baseball offers a number of the same benefits that Steven Johnson (in Everything Bad Is Good for You) attributes to video games like Sim City or Grand Theft Auto — that is, games which feature open-ended narrative structures and, therefore, require a greater deal of player interaction.

Because he’s smart, Johnson hands the mic over to John Dewey for the theoretical underpinnings. It’s in Experience and Education that Dewey writes:

Perhaps the greatest of all pedagogical fallacies is the notion that a person learns only the particular thing he is studying at the time. Collateral learning in the way of formation of enduring attitudes, of likes and dislikes, may be and often is much more important than the spelling lesson or lesson in geography or history that is learned. For these attitudes are fundamentally what count in the future. The most important attitude that can be formed is that of desire to go on learning.

By way of commenting on the collateral benefits of video games, Johnson himself goes on to say that, “far more than books or movies, games force you to make decisions.”

He continues:

All the intellectual benefits of gaming derive from this fundamental virtue, because learning how to think is ultimately about learning to make the right decisions: weighing evidence, analyzing situations, consulting your long-term goals, and then deciding.

I’m probably preaching to the biggest ever choir when I say that, n’doy, fantasy baseball requires decision-making skills. The fantasy owner must understand the scoring mechanisms of his league, must weigh that information against the players available, must understand what skills those players have, must understand those skills separate from context (team, ballpark), must understand those skills separate from luck, must assimilate news reports about a player’s projected playing time or injury status, blah to the blah to the blah. And that’s even before the draft/auction begins.

2. It’s Good for Male Friendships

As a rule, I’m adverse to hugging. Oh sure, there are some exceptions. Like, I’ll hug either of my parents. I’ll hug someone who’s just gotten married (more for consolation than congratulation). Sometimes, if she makes me, I’ll even hug my wife. But generally speaking, I’m not what you’d call a casual hugger.

And yet, especially as I get older and see my friends getting older, see some of them, in fact, getting sick in ways that can be a little frightening, I’ve begun to realize that it’s sometimes advisable — indeed, necessary — to tell these same friends that I care about them. Having had little experience in with this sort of venture, however, my attempts are a little clumsy.

Luckily, fantasy baseball allows people like me — that is, with little in the way of emotional intelligence — to display affection in a highly ritualized, but still very real, way.

For example, I’ve been in this one keeper league going on about five years now. In said keeper league, I own Jeff Clement, who still qualifies at catcher even though he’ll almost definitely begin the season as the starting first baseman for the Bucs. This, as you might know, is a boon to Clement’s value, as he won’t be subject to the physical demands of the catcher position.

I’ve recently utilized the the league’s message board to inform the rest of the owners in the league about how Clement qualifies at catcher and about how he’ll be starting at first base and about how awesome that’s gonna make my team compared to their dumb teams.

To this, another owner has replied that Clement is a piece of junk. A third owner has suggested I have a fun time finishing in fourth place. I, in turn, have invited both of these guys to “cram it.” While, to the outsider, this might seem like open hostility, any sociologist worth his salt will see all the goodwill spilling out of us. Basically, what we’re really saying to each other is stuff like: “You’re a good guy” and “I’m happy you’re my friend.” It’s like Love Fest 2010 over here.

3. It’s Unimportant in the Good Way

Very often we’re asked — and by “we,” I mean middle-to-upper-middle class, college-educated men* — we’re asked to care deeply about things over which we have very little control. This is, to some degree, the entire modus operandi of media: to draw our attention outward.

*According to Sociologist Donald Levy of the University of Connecticut, overwhelmingly the demographic that plays fantasy baseball.

To illustrate, consider three headlines from this past Sunday’s edition of the New York Times:

- Burmese Refugees Persecuted in Bangladesh
- Portugal Landslides’ Toll Rises to 42
- Pakistan Kills 30 in Airstrike on Militants

Suffice it to say, these are legitimately terrible things happening to very real people. The thing is, my ability to do anything about their respective predicaments is minimal. Still, there’s an ethic that is popular among the class to which I belong, an ethic which holds that it’s one’s duty to “stay informed.” In lieu of affecting change in far-off places (largely impossible), we make offerings of our own well-being as penance. We say, in effect, “Though I’m unable to help, I’ll set aside a part of my day to consider you and your problems.” I’ll argue that, while the intentions of such an act are good, the practice itself is not.

Fantasy baseball provides almost the exact opposite experience. With the exception of my opposing managers, there are exactly zero people who care about my fantasy team. Yet, for every problem that arises — an injury to a starting pitcher, a second baseman traded to another team — I’m fully equipped to deal with it. I go to the waiver wire, I propose a trade: whatever the solution, it’s fully within my capacity to affect change.

Some might suggest that I’m burying my head in the sand. I think that’s untrue. I contend that it makes me a healthier citizen. I spend a great deal of time dealing with situations that are wholly within my control. I find that I’m able to take problems in stride, with the idea that, through some combination of patience and ingenuity, I’ll be able to solve them. In turn, the world does not appear to be such a dark, forbidding place.

Seattle: The Original Starbucks at Pike Place Market and Trying Clover-Brewed Coffee

"The first location is special and all, but it's the one-year-old Starbucks a few blocks away that really rocks."

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[Photographs: Erin Zimmer]

It might be as big of a tourist attraction as the Space Needle. Oooh, there she is. The very first Starbucks still sits at 1912 Pike Place on the main Pike Place Market block. But don't expect one of those big sprawling suburban locations with a living room vibe and couches galore. It's not big at all.

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Inside the very first Starbucks.

No seats in fact, just a utilitarian counterspace where you can stand and sip, except you might elbow others snapping photos or shopping for collector's mugs. While some people act like they're inside an ancient temple, others are just picking up a latte, then zip out.

There's not much to see inside, just a few framed mementos and the same ol' menu—but maybe that's the most important part. This started as a non-chain coffee shop in 1971 and here's the rustic wood and original Medusa lady logo to remind you. The first location is special and all, but it's the one-year-old Starbucks a few blocks away (on 1st Avenue and Pike Street) that really rocks.

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The much newer one around the corner.

Unlike the original, this one is much roomier (big enough for a long communal table) and offers drinks "to stay" (in big ceramic mugs). It's also the first Starbucks registered to be LEED-certified, which means the cabinets and ceilings are made from fallen trees and other repurposed materials. As Allison Hemler noted when she visited last year, this is the prototype for future new-agey Starbucks locations.

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The staff is also freakishly friendly. (At the original, they're definitely nice, but less giddy and chatty.) They ask your name like any other barista is probably trained to do, but these guys also want to know how you are today. And is this your first time in Seattle? Oh you haven't tried the Clover brews before?!

The Clover—probably the most important part of this location. Like an old pal, the barista promised to know just what small-batch coffee I'd like—the Sun-Dried Yirgacheffe from Ethiopia, on my visit.

Watching the Clover in Action

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Sure enough, it was one of the best darn cups of coffee I've ever had. One whiff and chocolate-covered-cherry-scented air starts racing through your head.

Then a sip. Wow. So that's why people have been yapping about this Clover machine. Though it takes a few extra minutes to wait for your cup, the flavor is from another dimension.

How does the Clover work? The stainless steel filter lowers the small-batch coffee into the brew chamber, then they add the hot water from the attached spout. The coffee brews, then gets pulled through a 70-micron filter. Then up pops the grounds and down they go. Some detaching and pouring happens, and voila.

No Offense, Original Starbucks

You should keep on keeping on, but the newer location, which opened in March of 2009, has more pizazz. And seating. And ceramic mugs. And A CLOVER.

Related

What's Your Idea of the Perfect Cappuccino?
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Paper Rad TV

Vote online for Paper Rad’s Neon Knome to become a Cartoon Network animated series. Polls are open today only.

February 23, 2010

A Rainbow at 22 Stories Up

I’ve been scouting midtown office spaces recently, many of which have had some pretty great views of the city like the one below.

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I’m a big fan of buildings with ornamentation that is essentially invisible from the street, and I happened to notice something neat on the roof of the building at 108 East 38th Street.

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Weird to find it on an otherwise boring building, but look closely and you’ll see a really unique color pattern on its topmost level, certainly the most colorful thing around at 22 stories.

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I’m always amazed by architects who add this sort of thing despite the fact that few people will ever notice it – it definitely happens less and less these days. Also, is that a face in the center of the top arch? Can’t tell. Pretty great balcony to boot.

-SCOUT

Rules for writing fiction

The Guardian asked a bunch of writers to share their tips for writing fiction. The responses appear in two parts. Elmore Leonard:

Never use an adverb to modify the verb "said"... he admonished gravely. To use an adverb this way (or almost any way) is a mortal sin. The writer is now exposing himself in earnest, using a word that distracts and can interrupt the rhythm of the exchange. I have a character in one of my books tell how she used to write historical romances "full of rape and adverbs".

Here's Philip Pullman's response in full:

My main rule is to say no to things like this, which tempt me away from my proper work.

(via mr)

Tags: how to   lists   writing

Brooklyn’s Blue Bottle


I found myself once again following up on a NY Times post by Oliver Strand, this time visiting Blue Bottle’s newest location in Brooklyn (and first on the East Coast).  The space is huge, nearly 40,000 square feet, and most of it is dedicated to roasting production.  The service area has a paddle group La Marzocco FB80, San Marco lever for SOE, and a pour-over station with Beehouse Drippers. Opposite from the bar is their Japanese Dripper setup.

They have a Probat L12 installed in the back, but plan on upgrading with something bigger as soon as possible.

They’re not officially open yet, but we happened to run into Daniel Delaney there.  Daniel is the executive producer and host for VendrTV, which featured Blue Bottle in an episode last July.

One thing they don’t have is a $20,000 syphon bar, though I’m not sure why.

Blue Bottle Coffee
160 Berry St.
Williamsburg, Brooklyn

718-534-5488

Filed under: cafes, coffee, NYC Tagged: bluebottle, roasters

Tim Cook Q&A Session at Goldman Sachs Conference

Paraphrased transcript from Dan Frommer:

We are the most focused company that I know of or have read of or have any knowledge of. We say no to good ideas every day. We say no to great ideas in order to keep the amount of things we focus on very small in number so that we can put enormous energy behind the ones we do choose. The table each of you are sitting at today, you could probably put every product on it that Apple makes, yet Apple’s revenue last year was $40 billion. I think any other company that could say that is an oil company.

If you want to understand Apple Inc., listen to Tim Cook.

What’s New in HeartGold and SoulSilver: The Pokéwalker

One of the newest and more innovating features of HeartGold and SoulSilver is the Pokéwalker. It is a pedometer that you take with you whereever you go. A pokémon can be wirelessly transferred from your game to the Pokéwalker via an infrared receiver in the game cartridge so it will work with the original Nintendo DS, DS Lite, DSi, or DSi XL . There it will gain friendship and experience levels as you walk. There are also chances to find items and catch wild pokémon.
The Pokéwalker measures your progress in watts. Every 20 steps will earn you one watt. These watts can be spent on using the itemfinder or the pokéradar. There are several different courses that become available and these courses have different wild pokémon and different items available to find.
There six wild pokémon obtainable in each course. They are divided into three groups, A, B or C. The more steps you accumulate, the greater the likelihood of seeing the rarer pokémon from group A. It costs 10 watts each time you use the pokéradar. When you use it in a grassy patch a ! will appear. One ! means that the wild pokémon is from group C. If it flashes ! twice, then it may be from group B or C. Two !! means it is from group A or B and three !!! means it is from group A.
When you encounter a wild pokémon, both have four bars of health. The player has an option to Attack, Dodge or Catch while the wild pokémon may Attack, Dodge or Run. The lower the health of the wild pokémon, the easier it is to catch. A normal attack will deplete one bar from the opposing pokémon. A critical hit happens when you attack a wild pokémon attempting to run and it will deplete two of its health bars. If your pokémon loses all its health bars then the battle is over and you will lose 10 additional watts. Your Pokéwalker may hold up to three wild pokémon at a time. Any catches after that and you must release one.
The itemfinder costs three watts each time you use it. You have two chances to find an item from a row of six horizontal patches of grass. If you guess incorrectly the first time you will get a clue whether the item is near (one patch away) or far (two or more patches away). You may also only store three items, after that one must be released.
You can also receive items by connecting to another player’s pokéwalker through its infrared signal. The item you receive will come from the other player’s course and you may receive one per day, with ten being the maximum items that you can get from another player.

When you return home to your DS, you can send any pokémon and items to your HeartGold or SoulSilver game along with any unused watts and a Pokéwalker Journal will record your progress. Once per day, everyday at midnight the step count resets itself and you will need to rebuild your steps back up to meet that certain pokémon or find rarer items. As the watts accumulate, new courses will be unlocked.
There are 27 different courses some are unlocked by accumulating watts, through nintendo events or by having special event pokémon. Some courses are only available after receiving a National Pokédex. While type advantage won’t help you in the battling wild pokémon on the Pokéwalker, there are some advantages to the type of pokémon that you carry with you. Having the right typing makes rarer pokémon easier to find when using the Pokéradar. An advantageous type will lower the required step count for each wild pokémon by 25%

Here are the courses available before you get your National Pokédex. Refreshing Field and Noisy Forest courses will be available at the start of the game. While meeting required steps make these pokémon and items available, the higher step count items and pokémon are still hard to find. Keep in mind that these are measured in steps, not watts so don’t worry that using your watts will detract from you meeting a rarer pokémon or item.

For Refreshing Field the advantageous types are Bug, Flying and Fire. The pokémon available here are:
Group C: Sentret and Pidgey

Group B: Nidoran♀ and Nidoran♂ (500+ steps)

Group A: Duduo (2000+ Steps) and Kangaskhan (3000+ steps)

The items available are:
Potion
Oran Berry (300+ Steps)
Paralyze Heal (500+ Steps)
Cheri Berry (600+ Steps)
Awakening (700+ Steps)
Chesto Berry (800+ Steps)
Ice Heal (900+ Steps)
Burn Heal (1000+ Steps)
Full Heal (2000+ Steps)
Revive (2500+ Steps)

For Noisy Forest the advantageous types are Fire, Ice and Flying and the pokemon available are:
Group C: Oddish and Spearow

Group B: Venonat (700+ steps) and Paras (700+ Steps)
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Group A: Bellsprout (3000+ Steps) and Wobbuffet (4000+ Steps)

The items are:
Cheri Berry
Tinymushrooom (200+ Steps)
Pecha Berry (500+ Steps)
Big Mushroom (700+ Steps)
Energy Powder (800+ Steps)
Energy Root (900+ Steps)
Ether (1000+ Steps)
Green Shard (2000+ Steps)
Revive (2500+ Steps)
Net Ball (5000+ Steps)

Rugged Path is unlocked after banking 50 watts and the advantageous types there are Water, Fighting and Ground and the pokemon available are:
Group C: Geodude and Hoothoot

Group B: Ponyta (1000+ steps) and Machop (1000+ Steps)
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Group A: Onix (5000+ Steps) and Magby (5000+ Steps)

The items are:
Repel
Escape Rope (100+ Steps)
Antidote (500+ Steps)
Burn Heal (800+ Steps)
Super Repel (1000+ Steps)
Full Heal (1500+ Steps)
Star Piece (2000+ Steps)
Red Shard (3000+ Steps)
Hard Stone (5000+ Steps)
PP Up (7000+ Steps)

Pretty Seaside is unlocked after banking 150 watts and the advantageous types there are Grass, Electric and Dragon and the pokemon available are:
Group C: Wooper and Sunkern

Group B: Slowpoke (1000+ steps) and Poliwag (1500+ Steps)
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Group A: Psyduck (4000+ Steps) and Staryu (5000+ Steps)

The items are:
Fresh Water
Rawst Berry (500+ Steps)
Soda Pop (800+ Steps)
Aspear Berry (1000+ Steps)
Full Heal (1500+ Steps)
Leppa Berry (1800+ Steps)
Heart Scale (2000+ Steps)
Blue Shard (3000+ Steps)
Big Pearl (4000+ Steps)
Dive Ball (5000+ Steps)

Residential Area is unlocked after banking 500 watts and the advantageous types there are Fighting, Normal and Psychic and the pokemon available are:
Group C: Rattata and Hoothoot

Group B: Murkrow (1000+ steps) and Magnemite (level 8)( 1000+ Steps)
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Group A: Magnemite (level 11) (4000+ Steps) and Elekid (5000+ Steps)

The items are:
Potion
X Attack (100+ Steps)
X Defend (250+ Steps)
X Speed (500+ Steps)
X Accuracy (750+ Steps)
Dire Hit (1000+ Steps)
X Special (1250+ Steps)
X Sp. Def (1500+ Steps)
Guard Spec (2000+ Steps)
PP Up (5000+ Steps)

Dark Cave is unlocked after banking 1000 watts and the advantageous types there are Water, Dark and Rock and the pokemon available are:
Group C: Machop and Zubat

Group B: Onix (1000+ steps) and Gastly (level 10)(1000+ Steps)

Group A: Gastly (level 15) (5000+ Steps) and Smoochum (5000+ Steps)

The items are:
Sitrus Berry
Ether (700+ Steps)
Hyper Potion (1000+ Steps)
Max Ether (1500+ Steps)
Max Potion (2000+ Steps)
Persim Berry (2500+ Steps)
Elixir (3500+ Steps)
Yellow Shard (4500+ Steps)
Silverpowder (5000+ Steps)
TM 18- Rain Dance (6000+ Steps)

Blue Lake is unlocked after banking 2000 watts and the advantageous types there are Grass, Electric and Dragon and the pokemon available are:
Group C: Goldeen and Tentacool

Group B: Krabby (500+ steps) and Shellder (500+ Steps)

Group A: Poliwag (4000+ Steps) and Dratini (5000+ Steps)

The items are:
Fresh Water
Leppa Berry (700+ Steps)
Pearl (500+ Steps)
Sitrus Berry (1000+ Steps)
Stardust (2000+ Steps)
Star Piece (2500+ Steps)
Lum Berry (3000+ Steps)
Dive Ball (3500+ Steps)
Net Ball (4000+ Steps)
TM 11- Sunny Day (5000+ Steps)

Town Edge is unlocked after banking 3000 watts and the advantageous types there are Fighting, Ghost and Normal and the pokemon available are:
Group C: Furret and Rattata

Group B: Koffing (1500+ steps) and Grimer (1500+ Steps)

Group A: Voltorb (3000+ Steps) and Abra (5000+ Steps)

The items are:
Pokéball
Dire Hit (100+ Steps)
x Accuracy (500+ Steps)
Great Ball (750+ Steps)
X Attack (1000+ Steps)
Lum Berry (1500+ Steps)
Ultra Ball (2000+ Steps)
X Sp. Def (2500+ Steps)
Guard Spec (3000+ Steps)
TM 37- Sandstorm (5000+ Steps)

The Beyond The Sea course is unlocked after completing an trade on the GTS for a foreign pokémon and the advantageous types there are Grass, Electric and Dragon and the pokémon available are:
Group C: Remoriad and Chinchou

Group B: Corsola (2500+ steps) and Horsea (2500+ Steps)

Group A: Octillery holding a Focus Band (5000+ Steps) and Staryu (5000+ Steps)

The items are:
Stardust
Pomeg Berry (1000+ Steps)
Spelon Berry (1500+ Steps)
Pamtre Berry (2000+ Steps)
Kelpsy berry (2500+ Steps)
Kasib Berry (3000+ Steps)
Haban Berry (3500+ Steps)
Colbur Berry (4000+ Steps)
Babiri Berry (4500+ Steps)
Chilan Berry (5000+ Steps)

The Edge of the Nights Sky course is unlocked after trading the GameStop Jirachi or the Japenese Nintendo Zone Jirachi to your HeartGold or SoulSilver game. The advantageous types there are Water, Fighting and Ground and the pokemon available are:
Group C: Onix and Geodude

Group B: Hoothoot (2500+ steps) and Zubat (2500+ Steps)

Group A: Jigglypuff (5000+ Steps) and Clefairy (5000+ Steps)

The items are:
Stardust
Pearl (1000+ Steps)
Blue Shard (1500+ Steps)
Red Shard (2000+ Steps)
Yellow Shard (2500+ Steps)
Green Shard (3000+ Steps)
Star Piece (3500+ Steps)
Rare Bone (4000+ Steps)
Moonstone (5000+ Steps)
TM – Psychic (10000+ Steps)

Expect new courses to available for download from the WiFi soon after the release of HeartGold and SoulSilver on March 14, 2010 in the US and March 25/26 in Australia and the UK. We will provide information on them as they are released as Japan has already unlocked a Yellow Forest course filled with Pikachus with special moves.

The New Manhattan: Today Time Out New York asks...

kenfriedman.jpgToday Time Out New York asks a group of Manhattan restaurateurs whether they would ever consider opening up shop in Brooklyn. The Breslin/Spotted Pig head honcho Ken Friedman doesn't see it happening anytime soon: “I’m from California; I didn’t move 3,500 miles across the country to live in Brooklyn. I don’t have any real connection with it. If we were interested, we would team up with someone who lives there and knows [it]....I just don’t know that much about the restaurant scene in Brooklyn aside from loving Marlow & Sons, Diner, Vinegar Hill House, Motorino and, of course, Junior’s.” [TONY]

Another Poisoned Cruise Barf Boat!

Right now, there are 419 people vomiting all on the same boat. CAN YOU IMAGINE? The ship will be at sea until FRIDAY.

David Ortiz’s Plate Discipline Decline

As the Red Sox stocked up on defensive players and pitching this winter a common question has been, “Do the Sox have enough offense to beat the Yankees?” As we have talked about here, this question is wrongheaded. Teams do not need a baseline level of offense (or defense or pitching). They simply need to score more runs then they give up. A run saved is just as valuable as a run scored.

That is not to say that the Red Sox would not like to score a ton of runs. And one place they will hope to get more production from this year is the DH and David Ortiz. Ortiz had a down year in 2009: a wRC+ of 104 just doesn’t cut it from a DH. People have focused on Ortiz’s power drop, but equally troubling were his lowest walk rate since 2004 and highest strikeout rate since 1998. Those lead to his pedestrian .332 OBP, taking away a huge chunk of his offensive value.

The problem is that Ortiz has been swinging at an increasing percentage of pitches out of the zone. In 2004 he swung at a very low 15.2% of such pitches. But it has increased every year since to 22.6% in 2009. (Average is 25%, so he is still better than average but closing in). Using the swing and contact contours from my Marco Scutaro post we can see where those extra swings have been.

This shows a big increase to swing rate on up-and-in pitches. Although he made slightly more contact on these pitches in 2009 than 2007-2008, these are still pitches that he whiffs at a high rate. In addition, the region where he makes contact 90% or more of the time was much smaller in 2009. Swinging at more pitches out of the zone (up-and-in pitches) and making less contact on pitches in the heart of the plate resulted in Ortiz’s poorer strikeout and walk numbers.

Apple OS and the new A4 chip could be headed to new gadgets

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Apple appears to have plans for the iPhone OS beyond the iPhone, and iPad. A report in Computerworld notes a new Apple job posting for an Engineering Manager that can bring the iPhone OS to new platforms.

The Core Platform team within Apple's Core OS organization is looking for a talented and inspired manager to lead a team focused on bring-up of iPhone OS on new platforms. The team is responsible for low level platform architecture, firmware, core drivers and bring-up of new hardware platforms. The team consists of talented engineers with experience in hardware, firmware, IOKit drivers, security and platform architecture.

What could those new products be? Maybe a thinner, friskier Apple TV. Maybe smaller and lighter versions of laptops that get into netbook territory. And it is a pretty good bet that the next iPhone will be using the Apple designed A4 chip that is at the heart of the iPad. Apple could also be thinking about creating products or technologies for other products that are not Apple branded. The sky is the limit here.

With a considerable investment in the new A4 chip, it would be foolish of Apple to not be looking for other opportunities. Let your minds run wild.

TUAWApple OS and the new A4 chip could be headed to new gadgets originally appeared on The Unofficial Apple Weblog (TUAW) on Tue, 23 Feb 2010 14:00:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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FIP for Hitters? Defense Independent Offense

While writing on the “three true outcomes” (walk, strikeout, and home run) leaders and trailers from 2007-2009, I was reminded of a toy idea that I’d had earlier to create something like FIP (Fielding Independent Pitching), using the same basic components, except for hitters. I finally got around to doing it recently, and the results were interesting. I’m not saying this is any more than a junk stat. But it might be interesting, who knows?

* You want real sabermetric research? Read Matthew Carruth, Dave Allen, or one of the many other intelligent researches writers here and elsewhere. Trying to waste time at work? You came to the right place. Tom Tango may have created wOBA and FIP, but this a stat that gives me joy.

The basic formula for FIP is ((HR*13+(BB+HBP-IBB)*3-K*2)/IP) + 3.2, where “3.2″ is a season/league specific factor to put the league FIP on the same scale as the league ERA. To make it suitable for hitters, I made a couple of minor modifications: 1) I scaled it to RA rather than ERA. The RA scale for the 2009 MLB was 3.52. 2) For IP I used outs made by the hitter (divided by 3 to get on the IP scale): AB-H+SF+SH+GIDP (I left out CS because I want to deal with the pitcher/hitter matchip). Ladies and gentleman, I present the formula for Defense Independent Offense, or DIO:

((HR*13+(BB+HBP-IBB)*3-K*2)/(Outs/3)) + 3.52.

Who (among qualifying hitters) led the league in DIO for 2009? Remember that for hitters, a higher number will be better.

1. Albert Pujols, 9.18
2. Prince Fielder, 8.66
3. Adrian Gonzalez, 8.55
4. Alex Rodriguez 8.32
5. Carlos Pena 8.31
6. Adam Dunn, 8.11

So far, so good, those are some great hitters. Here are the trailers:

150. Yuniesky Betancourt, 4.26
151. Michael Bourn, 4.12
152. Randy Winn, 4.03
153. Cristian Guzman, 3.92
154. Emilio Bonifacio, 3.73

Some of these names — Betancorut, Winn, Bonifacio — aren’t surprising. But what about Michael Bourn, for example? Didn’t he have a decent season at the plate in 2009? Hold on to that thought.

Just as a player’s wOBA can be compared with league wOBA to give up the player’s runs created above average (wRAA), we can compare a players DIO with the league’s runs per game (4.61 in 2009) to produce a DRAA: =(DIO-lgR/G)*(Outs/27).* Here are the 2009 leaders in DRAA and with their wRAA figures for sake of comparison.

* One can also calculate absolute runs created (wRC) with DIO * (Outs/27).

1. Albert Pujols 69.9 DRAA, 69.7 wRAA
2. Prince Fielder 65.6 DRAA, 54.9 wRAA
3. Adrian Gonzalez 62.2 DRAA, 41.5 wRAA
4. Mark Teixeira 53.5 DRAA, 42.9 wRAA
5. Adam Dunn 53.2 DRAA, 35.9 wRAA

The Pujols figures are almost dead-on, and given the crudeness of DIO, Fielder and Teixeira aren’t that far off, but Gonzalez and Dunn seem to be quite overrated by DIO-Runs. The general “in the neighborhood-ness” isn’t that surprising, given that FIP (and thus DIO) are based on linear weights of the relevant events, and wOBA is just linear weights expressed as a rate stat. But what about the discrepancies? Does the perhaps mean we should be rethinking wOBA/wRAA in favor of my awesome new offensive metric, or at least use it more prominently, just as FIP is generally favored (around here) over ERA?

In a word: no. Going back to the origins of DIPS-theory, pitchers generally have little control over balls in play, and thus DIPS, FIP, tRA, etc. are attempts to remove the defense-dependent elements from pitcher evaluation. However, while BABIP generally has less year-to-year correlation for hitters than, say, walk rate, it does correlate far better than for pitchers. That is why traditional linear weights (like wRAA) are preferable for hitters. DIO systematically underrates hitters like Michael Bourn not only because it ignores steals, but because it assumes that the players contributions on balls in play are league-average, whereas Bourn’s contributions in those areas are well-above average. DIO’s also badly underrates hitters like Joe Mauer (40.5 DRAA vs. 54.9 wRAA in 2009) and Ichiro Suzuki (-2.2 DRAA vs. 22.6 wRAA), as well as overrating (still very good) hitters like Adrian Gonzalez and Adam Dunn.

DIO has interesting aspects. It highlights how many good hitters get most of their value from hitting home runs and walking, for example. There is also much to be said for using a rate stat baselined against outs rather than PA (I wouldn’t go so far as to make the mistake of generating a DIO-based Offensive Winning Percentage, although it was tempting). For me, it was worth it just to walk through and see how well the stat did in ranking hitters. Most of all, it was a good reminder of the difference in BABIP as a skill relative to pitchers and hitters. Without reminders like these, I’d be left on my own, like a rainbow in the dark.

Edge People

Tony Judt

Straus Park, New York, 1997; photograph by Dominique Nabokov

“Identity” is a dangerous word. It has no respectable contemporary uses. In Britain, the mandarins of New Labour—not satisfied with installing more closed-circuit surveillance cameras than any other democracy—have sought (so far unsuccessfully) to invoke the “war on terror” as an occasion to introduce mandatory identity cards. In France and the Netherlands, artificially stimulated “national debates” on identity are a flimsy cover for political exploitation of anti-immigrant sentiment—and a blatant ploy to deflect economic anxiety onto minority targets. In Italy, the politics of identity were reduced in December 2009 to house-to-house searches in the Brescia region for unwanted dark faces as the municipality shamelessly promised a “white Christmas.”

In academic life, the word has comparably mischievous uses. Undergraduates today can select from a swathe of identity studies: “gender studies,” “women’s studies,” “Asian-Pacific-American studies,” and dozens of others. The shortcoming of all these para-academic programs is not that they concentrate on a given ethnic or geographical minority; it is that they encourage members of that minority to study themselves—thereby simultaneously negating the goals of a liberal education and reinforcing the sectarian and ghetto mentalities they purport to undermine. All too frequently, such programs are job-creation schemes for their incumbents, and outside interest is actively discouraged. Blacks study blacks, gays study gays, and so forth.

As so often, academic taste follows fashion. These programs are byproducts of communitarian solipsism: today we are all hyphenated—Irish-Americans, Native Americans, African-Americans, and the like. Most people no longer speak the language of their forebears or know much about their country of origin, especially if their family started out in Europe. But in the wake of a generation of boastful victimhood, they wear what little they do know as a proud badge of identity: you are what your grandparents suffered. In this competition, Jews stand out. Many American Jews are sadly ignorant of their religion, culture, traditional languages, or history. But they do know about Auschwitz, and that suffices.

This warm bath of identity was always alien to me. I grew up in England and English is the language in which I think and write. London—my birthplace—remains familiar to me for all the many changes that it has seen over the decades. I know the country well; I even share some of its prejudices and predilections. But when I think or speak of the English, I instinctively use the third person: I don’t identify with them.

In part this may be because I am Jewish: when I was growing up Jews were the only significant minority in Christian Britain and the object of mild but unmistakable cultural prejudice. On the other hand, my parents stood quite apart from the organized Jewish community. We celebrated no Jewish holidays (I always had a Christmas tree and Easter eggs), followed no rabbinical injunctions, and only identified with Judaism over Friday evening meals with grandparents. Thanks to an English schooling, I am more familiar with the Anglican liturgy than with many of the rites and practices of Judaism. So if I grew up Jewish, it was as a decidedly non-Jewish Jew.

Did this tangential relationship to Englishness derive from my father’s birthplace (Antwerp)? Possibly, but then he too lacked a conventional “identity”: he was not a Belgian citizen but the child of stateless migrants who had come to Antwerp from the tsarist empire. Today we would say his parents were born in what had not yet become Poland and Lithuania. However, neither of these newly formed countries would have given the time of day—much less citizenship—to a pair of Belgian Jews. And even though my mother (like me) was born in the East End of London, and was thus a genuine Cockney, her parents came from Russia and Romania: countries of which she knew nothing and whose languages she could not speak. Like hundreds of thousands of Jewish immigrants, they communicated in Yiddish, a language that was of no discernible service to their children.

I was thus neither English nor Jewish. And yet, I feel strongly that I am—in different ways and at different times—both. Perhaps such genetic identifications are less consequential than we suppose? What of the elective affinities I acquired over the years: am I a French historian? I certainly studied the history of France and speak the language well; but unlike most of my fellow Anglo-Saxon students of France, I never fell in love with Paris and have always felt ambivalent about it. I have been accused of thinking and even writing like a French intellectual—a barbed compliment. But French intellectuals, with outstanding exceptions, leave me cold: theirs is a club from which I would happily be excluded.

L’exil, West Berlin, 1977; photograph by Dominique Nabokov

What of political identity? As the child of self-taught Jews brought up in the shadow of the Russian Revolution, I acquired from an early age a superficial familiarity with Marxist texts and socialist history—enough to inoculate me against the wilder strains of 1960s-era New Leftism while leaving me firmly in the social democratic camp. Today, as a “public intellectual” (itself an unhelpful label), I am associated with whatever remains of the left.

But within the university, many colleagues look upon me as a reactionary dinosaur. Understandably so: I teach the textual legacy of long-dead Europeans; have little tolerance for “self-expression” as a substitute for clarity; regard effort as a poor substitute for achievement; treat my discipline as dependent in the first instance upon facts, not “theory”; and view with skepticism much that passes for historical scholarship today. By prevailing academic mores, I am incorrigibly conservative. So which is it?

As an English-born student of European history teaching in the US; as a Jew somewhat uncomfortable with much that passes for “Jewishness” in contemporary America; as a social democrat frequently at odds with my self-described radical colleagues, I suppose I should seek comfort in the familiar insult of “rootless cosmopolitan.” But that seems to me too imprecise, too deliberately universal in its ambitions. Far from being rootless, I am all too well rooted in a variety of contrasting heritages.

In any event, all such labels make me uneasy. We know enough of ideological and political movements to be wary of exclusive solidarity in all its forms. One should keep one’s distance not only from the obviously unappealing “-isms”—fascism, jingoism, chauvinism—but also from the more seductive variety: communism, to be sure, but nationalism and Zionism too. And then there is national pride: more than two centuries after Samuel Johnson first made the point, patriotism—as anyone who passed the last decade in America can testify—is still the last refuge of the scoundrel.

I prefer the edge: the place where countries, communities, allegiances, affinities, and roots bump uncomfortably up against one another—where cosmopolitanism is not so much an identity as the normal condition of life. Such places once abounded. Well into the twentieth century there were many cities comprising multiple communities and languages—often mutually antagonistic, occasionally clashing, but somehow coexisting. Sarajevo was one, Alexandria another. Tangiers, Salonica, Odessa, Beirut, and Istanbul all qualified—as did smaller towns like Chernovitz and Uzhhorod. By the standards of American conformism, New York resembles aspects of these lost cosmopolitan cities: that is why I live here.

To be sure, there is something self-indulgent in the assertion that one is always at the edge, on the margin. Such a claim is only open to a certain kind of person exercising very particular privileges. Most people, most of the time, would rather not stand out: it is not safe. If everyone else is a Shia, better to be a Shia. If everyone in Denmark is tall and white, then who—given a choice—would opt to be short and brown? And even in an open democracy, it takes a certain obstinacy of character to work willfully against the grain of one’s community, especially if it is small.

But if you are born at intersecting margins and—thanks to the peculiar institution of academic tenure—are at liberty to remain there, it seems to me a decidedly advantageous perch: What should they know of England, who only England know? If identification with a community of origin was fundamental to my sense of self, I would perhaps hesitate before criticizing Israel—the “Jewish State,” “my people”—so roundly. Intellectuals with a more developed sense of organic affiliation instinctively self-censor: they think twice before washing dirty linen in public.

Unlike the late Edward Said, I believe I can understand and even empathize with those who know what it means to love a country. I don’t regard such sentiments as incomprehensible; I just don’t share them. But over the years these fierce unconditional loyalties—to a country, a God, an idea, or a man—have come to terrify me. The thin veneer of civilization rests upon what may well be an illusory faith in our common humanity. But illusory or not, we would do well to cling to it. Certainly, it is that faith—and the constraints it places upon human misbehavior—that is the first to go in times of war or civil unrest.

We are entering, I suspect, upon a time of troubles. It is not just the terrorists, the bankers, and the climate that are going to wreak havoc with our sense of security and stability. Globalization itself—the “flat” earth of so many irenic fantasies—will be a source of fear and uncertainty to billions of people who will turn to their leaders for protection. “Identities” will grow mean and tight, as the indigent and the uprooted beat upon the ever-rising walls of gated communities from Delhi to Dallas.

Being “Danish” or “Italian,” “American” or “European” won’t just be an identity; it will be a rebuff and a reproof to those whom it excludes. The state, far from disappearing, may be about to come into its own: the privileges of citizenship, the protections of card-holding residency rights, will be wielded as political trumps. Intolerant demagogues in established democracies will demand “tests”—of knowledge, of language, of attitude—to determine whether desperate newcomers are deserving of British or Dutch or French “identity.” They are already doing so. In this brave new century we shall miss the tolerant, the marginals: the edge people. My people.

—“Edge People” is part of a continuing series of memoirs by Tony Judt.

Link: What the Lineups Could Look Like with Reyes 3rd

…i’m really not a fan of this idea, and i’m hoping, if he does end up batting third to start the season, it’s a temporary thing…

Science: Bad Men Make Women Sad

The angry words spoken in haste/Such a waste of two lives
This is not an Onion headline, although it kind of reads like one, does it? Anyhow, take it away, Science: A new study suggests that, yes, husbandly hostility will make a Mrs. mope.

"In the study, husbands' marital hostility was significantly related to increases in wives' symptoms of depression," said study researcher Christine Proulx of the University of Missouri. "The more hostile and anti-social behavior exhibited by husbands, the more depressed their wives were after three years. These findings suggest that husbands' treatment of their wives significantly impacts their psychological well-being and that hostile behavior has a lasting effect on couples that continues throughout their marriages."

The hostility = depression equation does not seem to work the other way, however, since men are heartless monsters who are completely unaffected by the emotional states of anyone other than themselves. (Except when it comes to break ups, which they take much harder than women.)

SIERA Update

Last week, Matt and I introduced and explained the derivation of SIERA, Skill Interactive Earned Run Average, a stat designed to pick up on the interactions between metrics within a pitcher’s control and let us know his park-adjusted ERA based on a set of sustainable skills. One of the introductory articles focused on testing the metric against its peers, and while it stacked up well against the competition, some concerns were raised over the the disconnect between FIP and xFIP in our testing, as the latter should theoretically perform better than the former when it comes to predicting ERA in the following season.

It turns out these concerns were well-founded as a trip back to my coding revealed a flaw in how xFIP and its inputs were being computed. I shouldn’t have made this mistake, and I should have caught it earlier on, but now it is time to rectify the error, as should be the case in any metric-creation process; tests are run, flaws revealed, corrections made, and improvements constantly applied. When the xFIP calculations are corrected, it does beat FIP, as it should. However, it is also in a literal dead heat with SIERA, with SIERA still coming out ahead in RMSE testing, but barely (1.159 for SIERA vs. 1.162 for xFIP), which does not invalidate anything, but rather invites some food for thought as far as the similarities and differences for the two stats.

So what does this tell us? Well, firstly it says that I need to get my head out of my (expletive deleted) and be much more careful in my coding and reviewing, but it also says that SIERA and xFIP are the best estimators around right now, and a thorough picture of run prevention at this stage should entail looking at both metrics. It also tells us that we should continue to work on refining SIERA, factoring in a lot of the excellent suggestions posted by readers on this site and others. Though they are closely linked, SIERA and xFIP are calculated from such different angles that it should be clear each will have its strengths and weaknesses in certain areas.

SIERA remains particularly strong for pitchers with very high and very low ground ball rates, and is very strong for pitchers with relatively average strikeout rates. Additionally, it works very well for the above average pitchers in terms of overall quality, making it a worthwhile tool for fantasy competitors. The differences are still pretty slight, so it should be repeated that SIERA and xFIP should be used in conjunction to one another right now in order to paint the most accurate portrait, but some of the ideas discussed in our threads were fantastic and will be potentially applied as we continue to develop the metric.

A final thought before signing off for now: There has been plenty of discussion of how we introduced the metric, and ways to improve in that forum. Our goal is to be as transparent as possible, and so as BP moves forward and introduces or refines metrics, is there anything specific that did or didn’t work in terms of really breaking down, in an in-depth fashion, how a stat is derived?

 

Icon: Barbour

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It's no secret that a rustic, "woodsman" style has influenced designers this fashion season. The ubiquitous trend appeared in several incarnations on the runway last week, with looks recalling everything from the full-bearded, plaid-clad lumberjack to the refined turn-of-the-century Alpine adventurer. But how do you adapt this trend to your everyday wear? The best bet is to invest in a timeless piece that won't go out of fashion as soon as the season is over, like the classic hand-made Beaufort coat (pictured above) by iconic country lifestyle brand Barbour. Boarding school chaps have been sporting this Upper East Side staple for generations, but recently the classic coat has found its way across the East River, revived by the distinct and sometimes unorthodox styling techniques prominently found in hipster territory. 

Founded in 1894 in the small British port city of South Shields, Barbour made products that would protect fishermen and shipyard workers from inclement weather. The original utilitarian Barbour waxed cotton coats were produced using a waterproofing process that originated in the 15th century called "oil skinning" (think seals), and the company supplied utilitarian and weather-resistant clothes for British troops in both World Wars. Barbour, however, is perhaps best known for creating the ultimate motorcycle jacket, a paramount of cool made famous by Steve McQueen. Though the Beaufort might not be as sleek as McQueen's iconic jacket, it's the perfect investment to add a touch of refined country-wear to your closet.

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Motion-capturing an Oscar

Kristin here:

Six years ago, when The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King was nominated for eleven Oscars, there was considerable grumbling over the fact that Andy Serkis was absent from the acting categories. Many argued that his pivotal role in creating Gollum, the first convincing human-like computer-generated character, should have qualified him for a nomination.

Now we’re seeing a similar debate over the lack of actor nominations for Avatar, with Zoe Saldana’s performance as Neytiri especially mentioned as unfairly overlooked. An intriguing article on the subject appeared in the Los Angeles Times a few days ago. In it, James Cameron expresses annoyance with both the Screen Actors Guild and the Academy for the lack of nominations for his actors:

I’m not interested in being an animator. . . . That’s what Pixar does. What I do is talk to actors. ‘Here’s a scene. Let’s see what you can come up with,’ and when I walk away at the end of the day, it’s done in my mind. In the actor’s mind, it’s done. There may be a whole team of animators to make sure what we’ve done is preserved, but that’s their problem. Their job is to use the actor’s performance as an absolute template without variance for what comes out the other end.

Because of innovations in the motion-capture process, including a tiny camera hung in front of an actor’s face to capture its every nuance, Cameron insists on calling the new technology “performance capture.” In some sense it may be true that the performance is preserved, but once the film runs through the theater projector, can the audience really tell what that “template” was like? I think not, and that’s why there is a reluctance to nominate these actors.

Where is the elusive boundary?

Don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying that Zoe Saldana and Andy Serkis aren’t fine performers or that their acting did not contribute enormously to the characters they played. Indeed, Serkis’ mo-cap contribution to the creation of Gollum was originally intended to be far more limited than it turned out to be. His facial expressions and gestures were so useful to the special-effects people that he was involved for a much longer period, and techniques to allow him to perform onset with the other actors were developed.

But however fine the original acting and however great the aid it provides to the special-effects team are, the process doesn’t stop there.  To a notable degree other factors intervene between the actors’ original performances and the characters’ final appearance on the screen. Let’s do some comparisons, using the publicity images that the studios themselves considered good indications of how close the expressions of original actors were to those of their characters.

Take the widely circulated image of Saldana juxtaposed with Neytiri shown above. There are numerous differences. For a start, the filmmakers obviously needed to make the Na’vi look like an alien species. They didn’t just give them tails and make them blue and really tall. Human as the creatures seem in many ways, their faces have a subtle suggestion of large felines.

The effectiveness of Neytiri’s snarl has a lot to do with the fact that she has been given exaggeratedly long canine teeth. Moreover, given the changes in the shape of the face, the mouth is not as large proportionately to the entire head as Saldana’s is; the tongue is not nearly as prominent or noticeable. Both tongue and lips are blue as well. All of these features allow the teeth stand out more by contrast.

Na’vi ears are pointed, and some of the lobes are apparently pierced with a small dark disk in the hole. Saldana’s ears played no role in her performance, but the laid-back ears in the Neytiri image, mimicking those of an enraged animal, contribute considerably to the shot’s impact. I remember noticing them while watching the film.

The nose and the wrinkles on and above it have been considerably changed. Unlike human noses, those of the Na’vi are smaller at the bottom than at the top, somewhat resembling lions’ noses. The wrinkles seem to be derived from canine or feline faces as well, extending from the inner end of the eye and arcing down toward the tip of the nose. The human frown lines at the lower center of Saldana’s forehead are transformed into larger, longer, curved wrinkles at either side; these start between the eyebrows and move up and to the sides. There they get extended by the curved areas of darker blue that radiate across the upper forehead, so that the lines of anger seem to cover more of the face. I suspect that relatively little of what the actors did with their noses has survived the special-effects processing. (In the image below, even the shape of Saldana’s naso-labial folds has been slightly altered.)

The change in the eyes is particularly important. Saldana’s eyes have dark irises within which the pupil is barely, if at all, visible. Na’vi eyes are much larger, to begin with, and the irises are light in color, a sort of yellowish tan. The irises fill more of the visible part of the eye, so that the whites of Na’vi eyes are minimized. As a result, the black pupil stands out dramatically. In terms of color, the model seems to be cats’ eyes, though the pupils remain round rather than slits, to avoid making the Na’vi too alien looking. Since the nose has been widened at the top, the eyes are also further apart than on human faces. (The norm with humans is for the eyes to be separated by a distance roughly equal to the width of one eye.)

Even in a less dramatic scene, when Neytiri is relaxed and smiling, some of these differences remain. The pointed ear is not laid back, but it sticks out from the side of the head at an angle that draws the spectator’s attention and makes the human-shaped face seem exotic–especially given that the Na’vis’ ears are placed higher on the skull than human ears are: while the human ear canal is about even with the cheekbone, in the Na’vi it opens at mid-temple level. Although the points of the canine teeth are not visible in this image, the teeth remain prominent because of their bright whiteness against the blue skin. Though partially masked by the headgear, the vaguely feline nose still differs considerably from Saldana’s. In keeping with the extraordinary height of these beings, Saldana’s neck has also been lengthened.

Again, I’m not saying that Saldana and the other actors in Avatar did not contribute enormously to the believability of their characters or that they did not aid us to empathize with them. On the contrary, although the big blue creatures did seem very odd in the trailers and posters, I have to admit that they quickly came to seem like real characters. Their design’s balance of human and alien is remarkably balanced. I did not continually think of them as walking combinations of numerous elaborate special effects. The new facial-capture system renders expressions very well, as the frame at the bottom shows.

What I’ve pointed out here with relation to Saldana’s contributions to the creation of Neytiri applies as well to Serkis’ earlier contributions to Gollum. In the comparison images below, similar changes were made.

While Serkis’ ears were covered, Gollum’s are pointed and prominent. Here, too, the eyes have been enlarged and made a light blue so that the pupils stand out. Where the actor’s teeth are straight and even, Gollum’s are pointed, crooked, and separated by gaps. The cheeks have been hollowed and the eyebrows arched nearly to a point near their outer ends. Crucially, the body has been made inhumanly skinny, with long bony legs and arms that are not apparent in this image. I suspect that some naive audience members believed that a real actor had played Gollum, but to most the scrawny figure was a guarantee that no human could have performed the role. (The very thin waists of the extraterrestrials in District 9 served as a similar guarantee that these were not just guys in monster suits à la Invaders from Mars.)

With all the kinds of changes that I’ve pointed out, how would Academy members be supposed to judge these performances were they to be nominated in the traditional acting categories? Where is the boundary between acting and special effects? Despite actors’ and directors’ claims to the contrary, the movements and expressions caught by performance capture are changed in many obvious and not so obvious ways. A close inspection of the comparison photos reveals the details of the transformation, but in watching the film, the viewer cannot necessarily gauge what sorts of changes were made. I can well imagine that actors like Meryl Streep or Jeff Bridges would be justified if they objected to competing in the same Oscar category as what are essentially hybrid performances seamlessly combining the original acting and the digital transformation.

Possible new categories

One way I can imagine actors competing for awards would be for the Academy to create a separate category for motion-capture performances. To judge such performances fairly, the members would have to see videos running the original performance side-by-side with the finished film. This method might allow them to make a reasonable assessment of what the actor truly contributed.

At this stage in the history of film technology, such a category seems unlikely. So far, not that many people have been spoken of as deserving an Oscar nomination for a mo-cap performance. Even Bill Nighy, who was widely praised for his turn as Davy Jones in the second Pirates of the Caribbean film, was not touted as a possible nominee—probably because his face was so thickly covered with tentacles and partly because comic fantasy films tend not to be Oscar bait. So far the argument has primarily been made for Serkis and Saldana. Plus if the Academy did take the approach of requiring the sort of comparison film I’ve suggested, it would be a difficult and expensive thing to produce. Who knows whether Academy voters would watch five such films?

Maybe, though, as performance capture becomes less expensive and more widely used, there will be enough actors to make up a separate category. We’ve seen the animated-feature category grow from three to five nominees this year, and the number of such films being made suggests that five will become the norm. Animated films and live-action ones heavily dependent on motion-capture are somewhat similar technically, so a new category makes some sense.

A simpler and more logical alternative might be to create a category specifically for vocal performances. As has been pointed out in relation to animated films, an actor who is heard but never seen onscreen could in principle be nominated. Such a thing has never happened, but it’s not against the rules. (It’s easy to imagine that it could have happened for a performance like Celeste Holm’s unseen narrating character in Letter to Three Wives.) But with animated-feature and motion-captured performances becoming more common, a best-vocals category seems to make sense. After all, Serkis and Saldana and others like them do speak their characters’ lines, and their voices are typically not altered or enhanced very much. The digital manipulation of sound still lags considerably behind that of images.

The idea is not exactly a new one. The Annies, the awards given out each year by the International Animated Film Society, has two “Vocal Acting” categories, one each for film and television.

Very similar motion-capture technology can be used to create films that most people would agree are animated (The Polar Express, A Christmas Carol) and others that embed animated characters in a live-action setting (The Lord of the Rings, Avatar). Creating an Oscar category for vocal acting in animation or motion-captured, effects-based performances would make sense.

If actors are not yet being recognized for motion-captured performances, the Academy has been quick to honor the top scientific and technological innovators of the area of motion capture. In 2004, when The Return of the King won its golden statuettes, the less celebrated Academy technical awards included one to the Weta Digital team for its new approach to the creation of Gollum. (The award was shared with ILM for its similar use of the technique in creating Jar Jar Binks.) This year, on February 20, the Academy honored a team that included one Weta Digital member for “the design and engineering of the Light Stage capture devices and the image-based facial rendering system developed for character relighting in motion pictures” which was used on Avatar and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

Despite fears that motion-capture may someday make directly photographed actors obsolete, there seems little chance of that happening. These techniques are fantastically expensive and are likely to remain that way for some time to come. There seems little point to using such elaborate technology to make an actor look like a real person when traditional cameras can do it so much more easily, so motion-capture performances seem suitable primarily for fantasy beings who cannot be as believably created in any other way.

Thanks to Cathy Root for calling my attention to the Los Angeles Times article.

There is so much awesome going on in this photo.



There is so much awesome going on in this photo.

for those in new york

For those in New York: I'm going to be interviewing Bob Stein on Thursday as part of The Public School New York. This is part of The Public School's series on The Page + The Screen, which looks interesting all around. It's at 7:30 pm at 177 Livingston, a brand new space in downtown Brooklyn being operated by Triple Canopy, Light Industry, and The Public School New York. This should be a wide-ranging conversation about publishing & discourse past, present, and future. It's free.

Also: the Institute is putting together a series of occasional get-togethers for independent publishers in New York who are working or interested in working in online spaces and who are interested in talking to others doing the same. Email me (dan at futureofthebook dot org) for more details if you're interested.

And finally, if you are in New York, it's well worth setting aside some time to catch the Tino Sehgal show now up at the Guggenheim. We should have mentioned this earlier, but a handful of Institute-affiliated people are involved in this.

Intestine Chomping and Chainsaw Mayhem in Nazi Zombie Flick Dead Snow.

DeadSnowDVD.jpgOut on DVD is Dead Snow. Horror fans are in for a real treat with this ghoulish Scandinavian shocker about a bunch of medical students who vacation in a cabin in the Norwegian Alps only to be attacked by Nazi zombies (who have been hiding out in mountain tunnels). Director Tommy Wirkola's grisly but fun flick really goes all out with intestine chomping and chainsaw mayhem. This two-disc special edition includes behind the scenes footage, outtakes and make-up effects.

Collecting Digital History

Rocketboom Tech’s Ellie Rountree gives some advice on being a tech collector. Story Links: History of the Internet, e-waste, where old computers go to die, old tech on ebay, Old Nintendo system sells for $13,105, Rarity Guide, Brick Phone, Extra Thick Brick Phone, Collectible Mobile Phones, Derek Morris, The Most Collectible PCs of all timeAssets: Earthbound, SNES sealed (rare)Sealed games, Stadium Events Gameplay, Swordquest, waterworld, Stadium Events story, Stadium Events Unpacked, Chrono Trigger Sealed, Rare old Brick Phone, Saved By The Bell Cellphone, Swordquest w/box, Virtual Boy, Rez, w/Trance Vibrator, NES, Computer Museum, Mid Condition, Keyboard Mid Condition, Mario Coins, NES Seller, Nintendo World Champion grey, Grey & Gold World Champ, World Championship, kenback 1, altair, commodore 64, MoMA, iPod at MoMA, TRS80.

This episode was created in collaboration with Intel!

The Nasty Bits: Guyanese Goat Curry

From Recipes

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[Photographs: Chichi Wang]

Goat is not really nasty in any sense of the word, but it does happen to be underappreciated, underused, and misunderstood. I've gotten a lot of surprised responses over the years, for instance, when I mention that cashmere comes from goats. "Really?" people exclaim. "I always thought that cashmere was spun from mythic mountain-dwelling creatures somewhere in Asia." Goats do dwell in mountains in Asia, but their existence on this planet is ubiquitous and their use in cookery, essential in most parts of the world. Around two-thirds of the world's population eats goat as its primary meat in soups and stews, roasted, and cooked in curries.

Aside from being delicious, goat meat is good for you. In grams of fat per ounce, goat meat contains the same as that of a skinless chicken breast, and it has less than half the fat of lean beef or pork. A serving of goat meat has, in fact, even fewer calories than chicken. But wait! Why all this talk of less fat and fewer calories, you wonder? Isn't the motto of The Nasty Bits that fat is flavor? This may be so, but recently I've been following my credo with a bit of moderation.

It all started a few weeks ago, when I joined a gym as part of a general attempt to be healthier in the coming year. On the first day I showed up to a cycling class donning sweatpants splotched with lard and duck fat. I was taken aback, to say the least, by how svelte my fellow gym members looked. As the cycling class progressed and I gradually lost all control of the lower half of my body, I began to suspect that I was, in fact, even more out of shape than I originally thought possible.

My suspicions were only confirmed the following week when I went in for my initial physical assessment. The trainer to whom I was assigned asked me a slew of questions about my lifestyle and eating habits (mostly sedentary and lots of pork, respectively, were my answers). From the drawers of her desk she retrieved a black pouch and pulled out a rather large set of calipers not unlike that which I'd use to fetch lobsters from a vat of boiling water.

"I'm going to use these calipers to lift up your skin and fat from various parts of your body," she told me. "It'll help me to determine how much body fat you have."

Alone with an expert in her office, there was no use sucking in my gut. First she grabbed the flabby underside of my arm and pinched my skin and fat with the calipers. The little needle on the gauge of the caliper quivered ever so slightly; the trainer typed the number ten into her computer. From my arm she moved to the back, the hip, and finally, to the dreaded mid-section, the resting place of everything delicious and good in this world.

"This is probably going to hurt a little," she said apologetically. I watched her gather my numerous stomach fat rolls into one large mass and clamp the prongs down upon my skin. She was right. It did sting. As I watched her calipers prodding at my extraneous flab, I was gripped by the out-of-body sensation of feeling flesh that was part of me, yet so grossly beyond that which is necessary for survival. The needle on the gauge climbed dangerously to the opposite side; wincing, I watched as she typed something like twenty-two into the computer.

Having completed all the columns of her spreadsheet, she did some clicking after which she announced rather casually, "Let's see, you're at twenty-four percent. So that means that twenty-four percent of your body mass is fat."

There was a brief silence in the room. "Oh," I responded slowly. "So, a quarter of me is composed of fat. Is that normal?"

"Well, the recommended average for a woman of your height is 18 to 22 percent. So you're a little above average." she said matter-of-factly. "Now, let's move on to your general goals for joining. Are you taking advantage of all the cardio classes we have to offer?"

"Whoa, whoa. Back up," I said. "Are you telling me that I'm technically overweight?"

"No, but you risk becoming overfat." she replied.

I guffawed. Overfat. I suppose there's nothing particularly silly about that phrase. Over is a prefix for scores of other words, but when used in tandem with fat, it sounds like a made-up term.

"So you're going to want to cut down on your portions and exercise more, to take off that extra fat."

I looked down again at my flab. Like the cuts of animals I so adore eating, I had, slowly but surely, grown fattier over the years.

There won't be any skinless chicken breasts in my kitchen, but there will be plenty more tofu, and lots of goat meat in the days to come. Goat meat is truly a unique protein - unlike beef and pork, which are fork-tender when cooked for a long period of time, well-stewed goat meat retains a resilient texture even when it's been stewed for a long time. If you're used to a lot of meltingly tender textures, goat is a nice change from the softness of other stewing meats.


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Cooked in curry mixtures, goat meat's slightly gamey flavor takes well to an assortment of spices. Allspice, a strong component of the garam masa used in Jamaican and Guyanese curries, lends a distinctive flavor to this Guyanese goat curry. The liberal use of fenugreek is also noticeable in the curry sauce.

The spices, which are toasted before being ground, will darken ever so slightly in the pan. You'll know the spices are adequately toasted when the cumin seeds turn just a shade darker and the brown mustard seeds begin to pop.

Finally, look for chunks of goat with plenty of bone and tendon. Sections of rib, shoulder, and leg went into this stew; the marrow, infused deeply with spikes of turmeric and clove, still tasted of goat. Goat curry is far from being diet food, but it's considerably less fatty, though just as flavorful, than most of the meat dishes I eat. I've by no means forsaken fat, but the lean times can be tasty too.

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Guyanese Goat Curry

Adapted from From Curries to Kebabs by Madhur Jaffrey.

- serves four to five-

Ingredients

2 to 2 1/2 pounds goat meat for stewing
1 lemon
2 teaspoons cumin seeds
1 teaspoon fennel seeds
1 teaspoon black peppercorns
2 teaspoons fenugreek
1 teaspoon mustard seeds
2 teaspoons coriander seeds
1/2 teaspoon cloves
1/2 teaspoon allspice
2 teaspoons ground turmeric

1 onion
a few cloves of garlic
a few tablespoons of oil

Procedure

1. Rinse the goat meat under cold running water and place in a pot or large bowl. Squeeze the juice of one lemon into the pot, toss in the lemon rind, and fill the vessel with water so that all the goat meat is covered. Let sit for 30 minutes.

2. In the meantime, toast and grind the spices: place all of the spices except the ground turmeric into a heavy skillet. Over medium heat, toast the spices, moving the seeds around so that the surfaces come into contact evenly with the heat. The spices will be done when the mustard seeds begin to pop and the cumin seeds are a shade darker, about 2 to 3 minutes. Immediately remove the pan from the heat and add the turmeric powder to the pan. Stir around. Place all of the spices into a spice or coffee grinder and process until finely ground.

3. In a food processor or blender, puree the onions and garlic with just enough water to make a thick paste. A few tablespoons of water should suffice. Transfer the paste to a small bowl and add the toasted and ground spices. Mix thoroughly to make a thick paste.

4. In a medium sized pot, add a few tablespoons of oil as well as the spice paste. Toast the paste in the oil for 30 seconds to a minute, taking care not the burn the mixture. Then add the goat meat and stir around, cooking the meat for a minute or so in the fragrant oil.

5. Add enough water to cover the meat. Bring the water to boil, then lower the heat and simmer for 2 1/2 or so hours, until the meat is tender. Towards the end, de-fat the broth by skimming the surface with a broad spoon. Alternatively, if you are making the recipe in advance, refrigerate the curry and allow the fat to solidify at the top. Serve with plenty of rice to sop up the goat broth.

About the author: Chichi Wang took her degree in philosophy, but decided that writing about food would be much more fun than writing about Plato. She firmly believes in all things offal, the importance of reading great books, and the necessity of three-hour meals. If she were ever to get a tattoo, it would say "Fat is flavor." Visit her blog, The Offal Cook.

Naps Can Seriously Improve All-Day Learning Abilities [Naps]

Taking a 90-minute nap the day of a test or presentation sounds like a ludicrous luxury. But a recent study on the brain's ability to recall facts found that napping at noon could mean a lot more brain power at 6 p.m.

Photo by perpetualplum.

Presenting at this year's meeting of the American Association of the Advancement of Science (AAAS), University of California Berkeley researchers revealed the results of testing "39 healthy young adults" on recalling facts they had learned that same day.

At noon, all the participants were subjected to a rigorous learning task intended to tax the hippocampus, a region of the brain that helps store fact-based memories. Both groups performed at comparable levels.

At 2 p.m., the nap group took a 90-minute siesta while the no-nap group stayed awake. Later that day, at 6 p.m., participants performed a new round of learning exercises. Those who remained awake throughout the day became worse at learning. In contrast, those who napped did markedly better and actually improved in their capacity to learn.

It's not the first time, or the second, that we've seen naps and memory functions tied together. But each study has its participants trying out slightly different tasks, and this study suggests that if you're trying to cram in facts you need to recall later, a same-day nap before your last-minute cram might be more helpful than powering through your day with nervous energy.

It also suggests that the brain uses a sleep state between light sleep and deep REM phases to pull a kind of soft reset on the brain's memory recall powers, so a fear that you can't let yourself sleep "too deeply" in a nap seems unfounded.

Need help getting yourself to drop into that mind-wiping state? Try our favorite cheat sheet for napping. Thanks for the tip Annalee!



Orioles to Highlanders: One Francise or Two?

This is pretty far down in the weeds, but a lot of what we do when posting these numbers is far down in the weeds. At the prodding of an interested party, I've been asked whether the 1901-1902 Orioles should be part of the New York Yankees history. He argues no. We have shown them as such. I noticed that Palmer/Gillette now show them as not part of the Yankees history in their last ESPN Baseball Encyclopedia. Here is a response Gary sent to me when I asked him about it.

We discussed this at length when we did the first edition of our new encyclopedia in 2004. IIRC, the deciding factor was that the Baltimore franchise went bust during the season and was turned over to the league. After the season, the league then sold a new franchise to investors in New York City. We felt that wasn't really a relocation or a transfer; it was simply filling the gap in the league that was opened when the Orioles' franchise disintegrated.

Of the 39 players who appeared for Baltimore in 1902, only five appeared for New York in 1903. Jimmy Williams was the regular second baseman for both clubs. Herm McFarland, a utility player in '02, became a regular outfielder in '03. Ernie Courtney played one game for Balto. in 1902, then 25 for NY in 1903. Harry Howell was the only pitcher of consequence to make the transition. Snake Wiltse (4 G in '03) also appeared for both.

So right now, I'm probably going to switch the 1901 and 1902 Baltimore teams to their own franchise and have the Yankees start in 1903. Anyone want to convince me otherwise?

peabs: “Mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat...



peabs:

“Mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy… a kid’ll eat ivy too, wouldn’t you?”

February 22, 2010

kevin:

Jamie is editing photos from last night’s Tumblr Reads...



kevin:

Jamie is editing photos from last night’s Tumblr Reads event, and I made this gif — I guess no one appreciates standing perfectly still anymore?

You caught me in mid-swipe, about to slap Karp for taking the last PBR.

"Most people need less done well, not more done poorly."

“Most people need less done well, not more done poorly.”

- Brian Christiansen

How John Dowdell Wants Apple to Talk

Here’s how John Dowdell of Adobe “would prefer Apple communicate”:

Get your CEO to either talk, or not. Put some skin in the game, put your rep on the line with attributed statements. The lack of confirmation, denial, or clarification from Apple PR about rumored quotes from The Great Man is telling.

What a great idea. Respond to every rumored quote attributed to Steve Jobs with a confirmation, denial, or clarification. I’m sure Apple will get right on that.

The Big Picture: Backstage during Fashion Week

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The photo essay is so-so, but I do love this photo. It should be up on Slice!

Permalink: http://www.capndesign.com/archives/2010/02/the_big_picture_backstage_during_fashion.php

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web documents and axioms for linked data

A few months ago I took part in a discussion on the pedantic-web list, which started out as a relatively simple question about FOAF usage, and quickly evolved into a conversation about terms people use when talking about Linked Data, and more generally the Web.

I ended up having a very helpful off-list email exchange with Richard Cyganiak (one of the architects of the Linked Data pattern) about some trouble I’ve had understanding what Information Resources and Documents are in the context of Web Architecture. The trouble I had was in determining whether or not a collection of physical newspaper pages I was helping put on the web were Information Resources or not. I needed to know because I wanted to identify the newspaper pages with URIs, and describe them as Linked Data…and the resolvability of these URIs was largely dependent on how I chose to answer the question.

Richard ended up offering up some advice that I’ve since found very useful, and I thought I would transcribe some of it down here just in case you might find it useful as well. My apologies to you (and Richard) if some of this seems out of context. It may really only be useful for people who are in the digital library domain, but perhaps it’s useful elsewhere.

On the subject of what is a Document Richard offered up this way at looking at what are Web Documents:

The Web is a new, blank information space that is, by definition, disjoint from anything else that exists in the world. By setting up and configuring a web server, you make things pop up in that information space (by creating resolvable URIs). By definition, the things that pop up in the information space are a different beast from anything that existed before. They are web pages. They are *not* the same as things that exist outside of the space, like files on your hard disk, or newspaper articles.

I would avoid the term “document” when talking about representations. Representations are those ephemeral things that go over the wire. A representation is a “byte streams with a media type (and possibly other meta data)”. When I use the term “HTML document”, I mean a resource, identified by a URI, that has (only) HTML representations.

Richard encouraged me to think in terms of Web Documents and not generic Documents. I was getting tripped up by considering Newspaper Pages as Documents…which of course they are in the general sense, but characterized this way it became clear that the Newspaper Pages are not Web Documents. This view on Web Documents is supported in the Cool URIs for the Semantic Web that he co-authored.

Richard also included some axioms that underpin how he thinks about resources in the Linked Data view:

I’m using a few rules that I think should be considered axioms of web architecture:

First, if something exists independently from the Web, then it cannot be a Web Document. (hence two resources, one for the newspaper page and one for the web page)

Second, only Web Documents can have representations (hence the need to describe the newspaper page in a web page, rather than directly providing representations of the newspaper page).

I understand these rules as axioms, that is, they should be followed because they make the system work best, not because they somehow follow from the nature of the world (they don’t).

The pragmatist in me particularly liked how these aren’t supposed to have anything to do with the Real World, but are just ways of thinking about the Web to make it work better. Finally Richard offered some advice on how to reconcile the REST and Linked Data views on identity:

I make sense of the REST worldview like this: In typical REST, all the URIs *always* identify web documents. The REST folks might claim that they identify other things, like users or items for sale or places on the earth, but actually they just identify a document that is *about* that thing. The thing itself doesn’t have an identifier. This is perfectly fine for building certain kinds of systems, so the REST guys actually get away with pretending that the URI identifies the thing. But this doesn’t allow you to do certain things, like using domain-independent vocabularies for metadata and coreference, and you get into deep trouble if you want to use this for describing *web pages* rather than *newspaper pages*.

I hope I haven’t take any liberties quoting my conversation with Richard out of context like this. I mainly wanted to transcribe Richard’s points (which perhaps he has made elsewhere) so that I could revisit them, without having to dig through my email archive … Comments welcome!

Skiing down Mount Everest

Forty years ago, Yuichiro Miura skied down Mount Everest.

"When I planned to ski Everest, the first thing I faced was 'How can I return alive?'" he recalls. "All the preparation and training was based on this question. But the more I prepared, I knew the chance of survival was very slim. Nobody in the world had done this before, so I told myself that I must face death. Otherwise, I am not eligible."

Miura's exploits were the subject of The Man Who Skied Down Everest, which won the Oscar for best documentary.

Tags: Mount Everest   movies   skiing   sports   The Man Who Skied Down Everest   video   Yuichiro Miura

The Abyss

From a New Yorker article on Zappos:

One of these classes, held in a room called the Elvis Presley, happened to contain many bleary-eyed C.L.T. members who had just come from the graveyard shift, where Zappos’s basic assumption of human beings’ essential good nature sometimes rubs up against some uglier truths…[T]here’s the caller who, Zuniga said, will just “breathe kind of hard.” It turns out that there are limits to Zappos’s customer service: callers who truly overstep boundaries are sent to a top-secret eternal hold loop known internally as the Abyss.

That’s funny, but I wonder how they determined that this is the best way to deal with difficult customers. I’m sure they’ve tried a variety of methods, but it seems that admitting this infinite loop exists goes against their experience-based brand. If I were to call them and be put on hold by someone, I’d certainly fear they’ve given up hope for me.

Are there other companies with similar policies? Once you’ve been Abyssed, are you blacklisted?1 I’m sure the law of diminishing returns applies here, but I’d like to think that I’d be given another chance down the road, even if I’d abused my privilege.

Footnotes
  1. Recently, I watched an episode of *House M.D.* where a patient had Munchausen’s Disease, a disease where someone fakes an illness to receive attention. Once diagnosed, patients have a difficult time receiving care.

New (And Great) Sabermetric Resources

Those familiar with this site probably know who Graham MacAree is. If not, his dossier reads something like this:

- Inventor of tRA (and subsequently tERA)
- Writes at Lookout Landing
- Uses diction like he salutes the Union Jack while singing along to God Save the Queen

It’s time to add another bullet to that list. Graham is now playing the role of the ice cream man and giving us a different flavor of sabermetric goodness on a daily basis over at LL. The complete archive of the aptly named Sabermetrics 101 feature can be found here, with the most recent post covering financial and roster constraints. The work is top-notch as the posts aren’t too detailed or long, but provide enough information and knowledge to understand what the heck the topic means.

Graham’s series isn’t the only primer set in town though. My former colleague – and one of the new sabermetrics-orientated writers whose future I’m geeked about – Steve Slowinski rolled out the Sabermetric Library. This is the link to Slowinski’s introduction of the site and here is a direct link to the Library. Basically, any stat from this site that you can think of has a page with details, links, and even some illustrations through tables.

I’d also recommend Alex Remington’s fantastic series on Big League Stew and Michael Jong’s series of posts too. Purple Row has also featured some excellent primers and just recently this meta-primer on wOBA popped up throughout the land. Appreciate the work put forth by these folks. Not just for our purposes, but for the next baseball fan yearning to take a dip into the sabermetrics’ side of the pool but with no concept of where to begin.

Machines that Almost Fall Over

Michael Kontopoulos: "A system of sculptures that is constantly on the brink of collapse. My intention was to capture and sustain the exact moment of impending catastrophe and endlessly repeat it."

that's it...this means WAR.

The latest headline news round up, courtesy of my new favorite Google News search for "declares war on."

  • Cisco Delcares War on HP
  • Apple iPhone App Store declares war on sex
  • Audi Declares War on Weight
  • County Declares War on Heroin
  • Molly Shannon declares war on Sue Sylvester!
  • White House Declares War on Asian Carp
  • Richard Branson declares war on carbon
  • Kayihura declares war on bad road users upcountry
  • Al-Qaeda Leader Declares War On US
  • Cuomo Declares War on Pop-Up Ads
  • The Obama Administration Declares War on Toyta
  • Ed Milliband declares war on climate change sceptics
  • Prince Charles Declares War On The Enlightenment
  • Baghdad declares war on new apartment blocks
  • Google Declares War on Apple with iPhone App
  • Opposition leader declares war on racist Victorians

Forget picking one particular news source; I'm declaring the next trend in news reading is to filter your stream through one particular turn of phrase. See also Greg Knauss' The American People, which, sadly, hasn't auto-updated since last September.

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Catroulette

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I love this so much.

Looks at the NYT Mag Design

An interesting illustrated chat with Design Director Arem Duplessis on the NYT Sunday Magazine redesign that happened last June and how it has worked out. A thoughtful and thorough assessment, but for me, the before and after images show a great and iconic design that has been lost.

White Room With Disintegrating Walls

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Ton Vlasman’s jammed out acid folk journey White Room With Disintegrating Walls has just been reissued in a deluxe vinyl edition by Wah Wah.

The 'Times' Comes for the East Village with Another Non-Paying Student Paper

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OH HAYThe current expansion of the New York Times into "local" sections, where the news product delivered is provided by students for no pay, has now come to hit us where it hurts—right by our offices. The Times has announced today that NYU students will staff its new "East Village local" web publication. My objections to this are two-fold and related!

First, this setup entrenches the professionalization of journalism. Want to get known at the New York Times, which has a hiring freeze, except where it doesn't? Great: mortgage your future with a wildly-expensive j-school degree, which may or may likely may not later provide you with a job that will not allow you to pay it back in the next two decades.

Second, this set-up suggests that the way to finance local news operations is only on the backs of free labor.

(Also, my third and minor objection is that most of the reporters are going to be young people who actually don't know anything about the history of the area they're reporting on. But that's fine, if they are smart or have time to learn things or have a good editor.)

I can totally understand the argument that creating these publications and staffing them as such is the best way for the kids to learn. And sure, I'd rather j-schools have students go out and report for a publication than have them sit in class and talk about Twitter and whatever. But this kind of working for free isn't just the situation of their school days; this is most likely how it's going to be after they graduate too. (Heh?) Training them to accept these conditions is just a way to prepare them for the non-job market.

Better: why not partner the Arthur Carter School of Journalism gang with the Stern School of Business—and force the kids to, in concert, devise a model of a local publication that pays? Arthur Carter would approve, for sure.

Revisiting thread priorities and the new GIL

Well, PyCon is over and it's time to get back to work. First, I'd just like to thank everyone who came to my GIL Talk and participated in all of the discussion that followed. It was almost as if part of PyCon had turned into a mini operating systems conference!

This post is a followup to the GIL open space at PyCon where we looked at the new GIL and explored the possibility of introducing thread priorities. For those of you not at PyCon, the open space was attended by about 30-40 people and included Guido, Antoine Pitrou, and a large number of systems hackers, some of which had previously worked on thread library implementations and operating system kernels.

First, a little background. As might know, Antoine Pitrou implemented a new Python GIL that is currently only available in the Python 3.2 development branch (you can obtain it via subversion). This new GIL is described in his original mailing list post as well as the slides for my PyCon talk. You should read those first if you haven't already.

Right before PyCON, I discovered an I/O performance problem with the new GIL that is related to CPU-bound threads stalling the progress of I/O bound threads which it turn leads to a severe performance degradation of I/O bandwidth and response time. This is described in Issue 7946 : Convoy effect with I/O bound threads and New GIL.

In the bug report, I submitted a very simple test case that illustrated the problem. However, here is a more refined experiment that you can try. The following program, iotest.py contains both CPU-bound threads and an I/O server thread that echos UDP packets. It is meant to study the case in which CPU-processing and I/O processing are overlapped.

# iotest.py

import time
import threading
from socket import *
import itertools

def task_pidigits():
    """Pi calculation (Python)"""
    _map = map
    _count = itertools.count
    _islice = itertools.islice

    def calc_ndigits(n):
        # From http://shootout.alioth.debian.org/
        def gen_x():
            return _map(lambda k: (k, 4*k + 2, 0, 2*k + 1), _count(1))

        def compose(a, b):
            aq, ar, as_, at = a
            bq, br, bs, bt = b
            return (aq * bq,
                    aq * br + ar * bt,
                    as_ * bq + at * bs,
                    as_ * br + at * bt)

        def extract(z, j):
            q, r, s, t = z
            return (q*j + r) // (s*j + t)

        def pi_digits():
            z = (1, 0, 0, 1)
            x = gen_x()
            while 1:
                y = extract(z, 3)
                while y != extract(z, 4):
                    z = compose(z, next(x))
                    y = extract(z, 3)
                z = compose((10, -10*y, 0, 1), z)
                yield y

        return list(_islice(pi_digits(), n))

    return calc_ndigits, (50, )

def spin():
    task,args = task_pidigits()
    while True:
       r= task(*args)

def echo_server():
    s = socket(AF_INET, SOCK_DGRAM)
    s.setsockopt(SOL_SOCKET, SO_REUSEADDR,1)
    s.bind(("",16000))
    while True:
        msg, addr = s.recvfrom(16384)
        s.sendto(msg,addr)  

# Launch threads (adjust the number to see different results)
NUMTHREADS = 1
for n in range(NUMTHREADS):
    t = threading.Thread(target=spin)
    t.daemon = True
    t.start()

# Launch a background echo server
echo_server()

Next, here is a client program ioclient.py that simply measures the time it takes to echo 10MB of data to the server in the iotest.py program.

# echoclient.py
from socket import *
import time

CHUNKSIZE = 8192
NUMMESSAGES = 1280     # Total of 10MB

# Dummy message
msg = b"x"*CHUNKSIZE

# Connect and send messages
s = socket(AF_INET,SOCK_DGRAM)
start = time.time()
for n in range(NUMMESSAGES):
    s.sendto(msg,("",16000))
    msg, addr = s.recvfrom(65536)
end = time.time()
print("%0.3f seconds (%0.3f bytes/sec)" % (end-start, (CHUNKSIZE*NUMMESSAGES)/(end-start)))

If you run iotest.py on a dual-core Macbook with only 1 spin() thread. You get the following result if you run ioclient.py:

  • Python 3.2 (New GIL) : 9.166 seconds (1143998.140 bytes/sec)

It works, but it's hardly impressive (just barely over 1MB/sec transfer rate between two processes?). However, if you make the server have two spin() threads, the performance gets much worse:

  • Python 3.2 (New GIL) : 28.064 seconds (373642.858 bytes/sec)

Now to further complicate matters, if you disable all but one of the CPU cores, you get this inexplicable result:

  • Python 3.2 (New GIL, 1 CPU) : 0.297 seconds (35326299.028 bytes/sec)

Needless to say, there are many bizarre things going on here. The most major effect is that on multiple cores, it is very easy for CPU-bound threads to reacquire the GIL whenever an I/O bound thread performs I/O. This means that CPU-threads have a greater tendency to hog the GIL.

At PyCON, I did some experiments with thread priorities and a modified GIL that adjusted priorities in a manner similar to what you find with multilevel feedback queues in operating systems. Namely:

  • If a thread is forced to give up the GIL due to a timeout, it is penalized with lower priority.
  • If a thread voluntarily gives up the GIL because it performed I/O, it is reward with higher priority.
  • High priority threads always preempty low-priority threads.

The results of this approach were impressive. If you run the same tests with priorities on 2 CPU cores, you get this result:

  • Python 3.2 (New GIL with priorities), 0.298 seconds (35156921.564 bytes/sec)

The prioritized GIL also gives good performance for Antoine's own ccbench.py benchmark.

New GILNew GIL with priorities

== CPython 3.2a0.0 (py3k:78250) ==
== i386 Darwin on 'i386' ==

--- Throughput ---

Pi calculation (Python)

threads=1: 873 iterations/s.
threads=2: 845 ( 96 %)
threads=3: 837 ( 95 %)
threads=4: 820 ( 93 %)

regular expression (C)

threads=1: 348 iterations/s.
threads=2: 339 ( 97 %)
threads=3: 328 ( 94 %)
threads=4: 317 ( 91 %)

bz2 compression (C)

threads=1: 367 iterations/s.
threads=2: 655 ( 178 %)
threads=3: 642 ( 174 %)
threads=4: 646 ( 175 %)

--- Latency ---

Background CPU task: Pi calculation (Python)

CPU threads=0: 0 ms. (std dev: 0 ms.)
CPU threads=1: 5 ms. (std dev: 0 ms.)
CPU threads=2: 2 ms. (std dev: 2 ms.)
CPU threads=3: 138 ms. (std dev: 100 ms.)
CPU threads=4: 132 ms. (std dev: 99 ms.)

Background CPU task: regular expression (C)

CPU threads=0: 0 ms. (std dev: 0 ms.)
CPU threads=1: 6 ms. (std dev: 1 ms.)
CPU threads=2: 6 ms. (std dev: 6 ms.)
CPU threads=3: 6 ms. (std dev: 4 ms.)
CPU threads=4: 10 ms. (std dev: 8 ms.)

Background CPU task: bz2 compression (C)

CPU threads=0: 0 ms. (std dev: 0 ms.)
CPU threads=1: 0 ms. (std dev: 1 ms.)
CPU threads=2: 0 ms. (std dev: 0 ms.)
CPU threads=3: 0 ms. (std dev: 0 ms.)
CPU threads=4: 0 ms. (std dev: 0 ms.)


== CPython 3.2a0.0 (py3k:78215M) ==
== i386 Darwin on 'i386' ==

--- Throughput ---

Pi calculation (Python)

threads=1: 885 iterations/s.
threads=2: 860 ( 97 %)
threads=3: 869 ( 98 %)
threads=4: 859 ( 97 %)

regular expression (C)

threads=1: 362 iterations/s.
threads=2: 358 ( 98 %)
threads=3: 349 ( 96 %)
threads=4: 354 ( 97 %)

bz2 compression (C)

threads=1: 373 iterations/s.
threads=2: 654 ( 175 %)
threads=3: 649 ( 173 %)
threads=4: 638 ( 170 %)

--- Latency ---

Background CPU task: Pi calculation (Python)

CPU threads=0: 0 ms. (std dev: 0 ms.)
CPU threads=1: 0 ms. (std dev: 0 ms.)
CPU threads=2: 0 ms. (std dev: 2 ms.)
CPU threads=3: 0 ms. (std dev: 1 ms.)
CPU threads=4: 0 ms. (std dev: 1 ms.)

Background CPU task: regular expression (C)

CPU threads=0: 0 ms. (std dev: 0 ms.)
CPU threads=1: 2 ms. (std dev: 1 ms.)
CPU threads=2: 3 ms. (std dev: 3 ms.)
CPU threads=3: 2 ms. (std dev: 1 ms.)
CPU threads=4: 2 ms. (std dev: 2 ms.)

Background CPU task: bz2 compression (C)

CPU threads=0: 0 ms. (std dev: 0 ms.)
CPU threads=1: 0 ms. (std dev: 1 ms.)
CPU threads=2: 0 ms. (std dev: 1 ms.)
CPU threads=3: 0 ms. (std dev: 1 ms.)
CPU threads=4: 0 ms. (std dev: 1 ms.)

The overall outcome of the GIL open space was that having a priority mechanism was probably a good idea. However, a lot of people wanted to study the problem in more detail and to think about different possible implementations. I am posting the following tar file that has my own modifications to the GIL used for the above benchmarks:

Note: This tar file has all of the modified files in the Python 3.2 source (pystate.h, pystate.c, and ceval_gil.h) along with the io testing benchmark. Be advised that this patch is only intended for further study by others---it's kind of hacked together and really only a proof of concept implementation of one possible priority scheme. A real implementation would still need to address some issues not covered in my patch (e.g., starvation effects).

Due to other time commitments, I'm not going to be able to do much followup with this patch at this moment. However, I do want to encourage others to at least consider the benefit of introducing thread priorities and to explore different possible implementations. Initial results seem to indicate that this can fix the GIL for both CPU-bound threads and for
I/O performance.

Pothole gardens





Real guerrilla gardening from the artist Pete Dungey.

An Al Michaels Story

So, Al Michaels told me a great baseball story that I could not quite squeeze into my magazine story on him and Bob Costas.

I found that I liked Michaels quite a lot. I have known Costas for many years — relax, I’m not going to tell my Bob Costas story again — but I met Michaels for the first time for the story. He’s a bit of a character. As mentioned in the story, he never eats greens (if there’s even a bit of parsley on his plate, he will send it back), and he refuses to wear a winter coat, and he is utterly fascinated by maps, small towns, those books that show photos from high above cities.

One of the things that struck me during our time together is that Michaels is a perfectionist. He has been calling games for so long and so well and so consistently, that at some point he makes it look natural and easy. But it isn’t natural or easy. He prepares relentlessly. And, after games, he will replay the whole thing in his head, think about what he said, think about how he could have said it better, go over mistakes he feels like he made and so on.

For instance, Michaels feels quite certain that the best broadcast he has ever been involved with was the 2009 Super Bowl, Pittsburgh vs. Arizona. That night, he says, everything clicked — the replays and the graphics and the camera angles and the words, it was all in perfect rhythm, perfect harmony, and Al said he has never felt quite the professional high that he felt in the moments after last year’s Super Bowl. “Greatest feeling in the world,” he says.

But even in last year’s Super Bowl, there is a moment that sticks with him. You know that Bruce Springsteen played halftime of the game. Well, in the fourth quarter, Arizona scored on a short pass to Larry Fitzgerald to cut the Steelers lead to six . The Steelers had taken a stranglehold of the game in the third quarter — it did seem like they might just choke out the victory — but after the Fitzgerald touchdown the game was very much in doubt. Michaels started to send it to commercial … and trailing his words by about one second was this thought: He should say, “And the Arizona Cardinals say to bring Bruce Springsteen back out here to sing ‘No surrender.’”

Even now, he doesn’t know if it’s that good a line — or even if it works better than what he actually said — but that’s not the point. The point is that he wanted to say it, but in this rare case his thought came just an instant too late. He had already started to say something else, and there was no way to turn it, no way to swallow the words he was already saying so that he could say the Springsteen line. That’s the not the story, that’s just a lead-in to give you an idea how Michaels will go over and over a game, and remember the tiniest things.

The story: Michaels will tell you the best game he ever saw was 1986 ALCS game 5 between the Boston Red Sox and California Angels. It’s certainly one of the best games any of us have seen. You will remember that game, probably, for the home run Dave Henderson hit off Donnie Moore to tie things up. But, in fact, that was a magical game on many levels. The Angels were, of course, one game away from their first ever World Series. But the Red Sox took a 2-0 lead in the second inning on Rich Gedman’s two-run home run.

The Angels chipped away. Bob Boone homered in the third to make it 2-1. And then in the sixth, California scored two more when a couple of Earl Weaver disciples — Doug DeCinces and Bobby Grich — did the Earl Weaver thing. DeCinces doubled. Grich homered. The ol’ big inning. That gave the Angels a 3-2 lead. That Grich homer, you might recall, bounced off of Dave Henderson’s glove, adding yet more drama to Henderson’s heroics.

In the seventh, the Angels scored in the little-ball style of their manager, Gene Mauch. George Hendrick led off with a single, and Devon White pinch-ran. Bob Boone bunted White to second. Gary Pettis walked. Rob Wilfong was brought into pinch-hit, and he doubled in White — it was really more of a single and advance on throw but it was ruled a double. Dick Schofield was intentionally walked, and Brian Down followed with a sac fly. That made the score 5-2 California. And that’s how it would go into the ninth inning.

It’s funny, you would not think of Michaels as a baseball guy — that’s Costas’ terrain. Michaels has been doing Monday Night Football (or Sunday Night Football) for so long that it has become his announcing identity. But he comes from baseball. He grew up in Brooklyn, just around the corner from Ebbetts Field and the Boys of Summer. His family moved to Los Angeles the same year as the Dodgers. His first really big job was as play-by-play guy for the Big Red Machine in 1972, and he called the San Francisco Giants for a while, and he was first hired by ABC for Monday Night Baseball. And when you talk with Michaels about that great Red Sox-Angels game, you realize how he remembers every detail, every moment, like he just watched a replay of the game yesterday. He’s a fan.

He remembered how dead the Red Sox seemed going into the ninth. Mike Witt actually started the inning for California — he had not allowed a runner to reach third since the Gedman homer. Yes, the game seemed over. Boston’s Bill Buckner singled to lead off the ninth and, in a move that would foreshadow another classic game in another series, Dave Stapleton came in to pinch-run for Buckner. Jim Rice struck out looking. And then, Don Baylor hit a long home run to left field, which in many ways was the biggest hit of the game. Sure, Henderson’s homer was more dramatic, but it was Baylor’s home run that really gave the Red Sox players’ hope. Witt stayed in for one more batter — he retired Dwight Evans. Then he got pulled because Rich Gedman was coming up and Gedman had owned Witt all game. Gary Lucas came in to face Gedman. Lucas hit him with a pitch. And that brought Donnie Moore in to face Henderson and the famous home run that gave the Red Sox the lead and shattered the career and perhaps the life of Donnie Moore.

What a game. Sports history is filled with simplification. Many people believe the U.S. won gold the night they beat the Soviets in 1980 — they did not. They won gold two days later in a Sunday morning game against Finland. Many people remember Fisk’s famous home run and think the Red Sox won the Series; of course they did not as a certain book will point out. Many people will remember Jerry West’s 60-foot shot in the 1970 NBA Finals against the Knicks as the game-winner, but it only tied the game (this was before the three-point line). And so on.

Henderson’s home run did not win the game. In fact, it looked like the Angels would win in the bottom of the ninth. Wilfong’s ground ball single scored Ruppert Jones to tie the game, and California loaded the bases with only one out. But then DeCinces’ fly ball to right was not deep enough to score Wilfong — certainly not with Dewey out there. And Grich lined out to the pitcher to end the inning. People will forget that had DeCinces’ fly ball in the ninth been deep enough, the Angels win and everything about the postseason changes.

In the 10th, the Angels again had a shot to win. Jerry Narron walked, and then Gary Pettis — not known as a power hitter to say the least — unloaded a deep fly ball to left field. But Rice was playing deep and caught the ball near the wall, ending the inning.

The Red Sox scored the game-winner in the 11th, Henderson hitting the game-winning sac fly with the bases loaded and nobody out. Don Baylor scored the run that made the score 7-6. The Red Sox did not score any more runs, but Calvin Schiraldi blew away the Angels in the bottom of the 11th — two strikeouts and a foul-ball out by Downing. Red Sox win. They would go back to Boston and win blow out the Angels in Games 6 and 7 (by scores of 10-4 and 8-1).

When the game ended, Michaels was spent. He had called the Miracle on Ice — the greatest sporting event of his lifetime — but that was great for emotional reasons, for political reasons, for historical reasons. This had just been a great baseball game. Even then Michaels was sure that it was the greatest game he had ever seen. As he drove his car on I-5 back home, he just felt really excited and alive. He played the game over in his head. What a game. And then, this question hit him.

Why was Rice playing so deep on Gary Pettis in the 10th inning?

In a game with so many big moments, exciting plays, dramatic turns, that seemed a pretty meaningless question, but Michaels could not get it out of his mind. Pettis was a classic slap hitter — he had slugged .343 that year. He would slug .310 for his career. It made absolutely no sense for Rice to be playing him that deep, even with two outs, even in that situation. And the more he drove, the more he the puzzle perplexed him, and the more he thought about it …

… then it hit him. One day earlier, it was the Red Sox that led by three runs going into the ninth, and they had Roger Clemens pitching, and that game seemed over too. But it wasn’t. The Angels came back to tie the game and they won it in 11 innings. That ninth inning was dramatic too. DeCinces homered. Schofield and Boone hit back-to-back singles. And Schiraldi came into the game for Boston. And Gary Pettis HIT A DOUBLE OVER JIM RICE’S HEAD.

Of course. Michaels could see that Pettis’ double over Rice’s head in his mind. See it clear as day. THAT was why Rice was playing deep.

And there in the car, driving home in the Los Angeles night, still buzzing from the greatest game he had ever seen, Al Michaels banged his steering wheel. And in a memory that has lasted almost 25 years, he shouted out: “I should have remembered that! I should have said that Rice was playing deep because he remembered that double from the night before! I should have said that!”

I liked Al Michaels as an announcer before he told me that story. But I liked him even more after that.

Equus, 1975

Amazing geometric illustration. And another super-simple back. (Love the Bard logo, too.)

equus, avon, bard, geometric, 1974, peter shaffer

geometric illustration, abstract horse, 1975 paperback, play, 70s design, seventies graphics

General Web Content: Downfall / Hitler Meme



“The Hitler Meme” or “Hitler finds out” is a video meme involving the addition of new subtitles to the dramatic scene of Hitler’s final meltdown from the German movie Downfall directed by Oliver Hirschbiegel. The subtitles are often anachronistically altered with humorous English subtitles surrounding current events.

The earliest known subtitle spoof of Downfall was uploaded by YouTube user DReaperF4 on August 10th, 2006. Titled “Sim Heil: Der untersim” and subbed in Spanish, the video shows Hitler fuming over the lack of new features in the demo trial of Microsoft’s Flight Simulator X, which was later released in October 2006.

Then on August 30th, DReaperF4 uploaded the English sub version of “Sim Heil” upon popular request in the comments, making the joke accessible to the rest of Flight Sim fans on YouTube. The original YouTube video was deleted upon copyright claim by the film stdio on December 26, 2009, as documented by YouTomb.

-- DESCRIPTION FROM KNOW YOUR MEME







Does Amazon enable comment spam?

Comment spam has been around for many years now and I've seen all the tricks of the trade blasted at me and my sites. Lately, it's gotten tougher and tougher to weed out every last bit of spam because it's clear comment spammers are hiring people to write somewhat on-topic comments and then loading either their username or the comment with links to their sites (which are loaded with ads).

Here's an example of what I'd call a high quality comment spam:

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It's on topic, it seems like an innocuous pat on the back in broken english, but the username links to a video game fan site. The comment was posted to get a backlink to their site. Sometimes they copy and paste two sentences from my own post as a new comment, but usually it's a mellow "this is a good post" comment meant to fall under my radar and eventually improve their Google ranking for whatever keyword they are chasing.

I started thinking about how people are farming out this "make an innocuous comment and link back to my site" work and I was reminded of Amazon's Mechanical Turk system where you pay humans to perform piecemeal work, often for mere pennies. A couple years ago, ReadWriteWeb noticed somewhat spammy activity on the Turk system so I decided to run the same searches today and found similar results.

  • 29 results for "bookmark" including people asking for comments on their site and posting their site to every social bookmark system, some paying as little as a penny per job.
  • 42 results for "comment" including lots of rate and comment my youtube videos up, test our comment system, and flat out "leave a good comment on my site" jobs.
  • 18 results for "digg" including people asking digg votes as well as posting their site to digg for them.
  • 13 results for "write a paragraph" These frequently become posts on adsense-loaded sites and other SEO nonsense.

I'm sure there are bigger sites that enable these kind of bottom-feeder transactions on the web. I bet there are whole black hat SEO forums and marketplaces to buy links, comments, and articles, but it's kind of a shame that two years after ReadWriteWeb pointed out the problems they still persist. I love using Amazon as a customer and I think the Mechanical Turk system is pretty cool, I just wish they did a better job eradicating this kind of thing that leads me to have to judge all my incoming comments harshly as defaulting to spam unless they seem like honest additions to the conversation.

New York Times Recruits NYU Students For Hyperlocal East Village News Site (NYT)

Shared by Jake Dobkin
I should have included "get students to do your work for free" as one of my ideas for saving the Times. But does The East Village really need another blog?

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The New York Times Co. just announced that NYTimes.com will launch a new local news site developed by NYU's journalism students and professors this fall.

The Local East Village will feature reporting from Arthur L. Carter journalism students on the Manhattan neighborhood. The Times already works with the City University of New York Graduate School of Journalism to publish student work on their The Local Brooklyn blogs, which cover Clinton Hill and Fort Greene.

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Pediatricians Want Redesign of Hot Dogs, Candy to Curb Kids'
Choking - Yahoo! News

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"If you were to take the best engineers in the world and asked them to design a perfect plug for a child's airway, you couldn't do better than a hot dog,"
MONDAY, Feb. 22 (HealthDay News) -- The leading group of pediatricians in the United States is pushing for a redesign of common foods such as hot dogs and candies, along with new warning labels placed on food packaging, to help curb sometimes fatal incidents of child choking.

Gates hops on climate change bandwagon

Over at Worldchanging, Alex Steffen calls Bill Gates' talk about climate change the most important speech ever given at TED. Gates said that the number one priority for him and the Gates Foundation (the world's largest philanthropic organization) is to combat human-driven climate change.

He reckons that because population is going to continue to grow for at least four decades, because billions of poor people want more equitable prosperity, and because (as he sees it) improvements in energy efficiency are limited, we have to focus on the last element of the equation, the carbon intensity of energy. Simply, we need climate-neutral energy. We need to use nothing but climate-neutral energy.

Tags: Alex Steffen   Bill Gates   global warming   science

The 'Times' Comes for the East Village with Another Non-Paying Student Paper

OH HAYThe current expansion of the New York Times into "local" sections, where the news product delivered is provided by students for no pay, has now come to hit us where it hurts—right by our offices. The Times has announced today that NYU students will staff its new "East Village local" web publication. My objections to this are two-fold and related!

First, this setup entrenches the professionalization of journalism. Want to get known at the New York Times, which has a hiring freeze, except where it doesn't? Great: mortgage your future with a wildly-expensive j-school degree, which may or may likely not later provide you with a job that will not allow you to pay it back in the next two decades.

Second, this set-up suggests that the way to finance local news operations is only on the backs of free labor.

(Also, my third and minor objection is that most of the reporters are going to be young people who actually don't know anything about the history of the area they're reporting on. But that's fine, if they are smart or have time to learn things or have a good editor.)

I can totally understand the argument that creating these publications and staffing them as such is the best way for the kids to learn. And sure, I'd rather j-schools have students go out and report for a publication than have them sit in class and talk about Twitter and whatever. But this kind of working for free isn't just the situation of their school days; this is most likely how it's going to be after they graduate too. (Heh?) Training them to accept these conditions is just a way to prepare them for the non-job market.

Better: why not partner the Arthur Carter School of Journalism gang with the Stern School of Business—and force the kids to, in concert, devise a model of a local publication that pays? Arthur Carter would approve, for sure.

Cat Roulette

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catroulette.tumblr.com (via Sean Bonner)



Oops ...

Which is funnier, this correction on the New York Times' site today -- or the thought of the New Yorker's David Remnick slinging a term like "pimped out"?

An earlier version of this post misquoted Mr. Remnick on his comparison between the book and a New Yorker article he had previously written. He said the book would not be a "pumped up" version of the article; he did not say that it would not be a "pimped out" version of the article.

One for the ages.



Eggs on food52

When my boss tells me he needs something within the hour, I usually think that is a great time to manically scroll through those mini-biographies of cooks on food52, reading about their strangest meals, and what they like to eat alone. Frequently, in the latter category, that would be eggs. This makes complete sense – eggs are inexpensive, quick-cooking and offensive to few people save vegans, cardiologists and a kid or two on the soccer team that you somehow got stuck managing. via www.food52.com

The White Death

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Fighting in the Winter War between Finland and Russia, during a three month period Simo Häyhä obtained the highest number of confirmed kills in a major war. Aided by superior Finnish mitten technology (warm hands, strong people!),

in temperatures between -40 and -20 degrees Celsius, dressed completely in white camouflage, Häyhä was credited with 505 confirmed kills of Soviet soldiers — 542 if unconfirmed deaths are included. The unofficial Finnish frontline figure from the battlefield of Kollaa places the number of Häyhä’s sniper kills over 800. … Häyhä was also credited with over 200 kills with a Suomi KP/-31 submachine gun, bringing his credited kills to at least 705.

On March 6, 1940, Häyhä was shot in the jaw during combat by a Russian soldier. The bullet tumbled upon impact and left his head. He was picked up by fellow soldiers who said “half his head was missing.” He regained consciousness on March 13, the day peace was declared.

He went on to live in to his 90s.

When asked in 1998 how he had become such a good shot, he answered, “Practice.” When asked if he regretted killing so many people, he said “I did what I was told to as well as I could.”

Paul Thurrott on Randall Kennedy

Paul Thurrott:

But what makes this delicious is that the “source” for this information was egotistical evil maniac Randall Kennedy, and I want to be clear about this description here, because calling him this makes other egoists, evil people, and maniacs look bad by comparison. Put simply, Kennedy is one of the craziest guys I’ve ever met and I state that with no sense of humor at all; the guy is nuts. Like actually crazy.

Cook the Book: Peppercorn, Potato, and Parmesan No-Knead Bread

From Recipes

"This was one of those moments where I couldn't believe something that looked this professional came from my stove."

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[Photographs: Caroline Russock]

A month into Cathy Erway's eating-in experiment she decided to learn how to make her own bread. While Cathy was no slouch in the kitchen, she had never baked with yeast.

With a successful first batch of squash rolls under her belt, another recipe caught her eye: Jim Lahey's No-Knead Bread featured in the New York Times. This revolutionary technique required a little planning ahead but barely any hands-on time, and no strenuous kneading.

Around the same time, Cathy's friends over at The Brooklyn Kitchen were hosting a no-knead bread competition. She decided to enter with her take on the recipe, a version that substituted potato cooking water for plain water and added spicy cracked black peppercorns to the mix.

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[Photograph: Caroline Russock]

Although it was the first loaf of no-knead bread that Cathy had attempted, her loaf tied for first place and ended up in food writer Jeffrey Steingarten's no-knead bread feature for Vogue magazine.

After reading about Cathy's winning loaf in The Art of Eating In I tried it myself.

The first order of business: boil potatoes and reserve the cooking water to make the dough. With sufficiently starchy water (and potatoes for dinner) I set about mixing the yeast, flour, salt, and cracked pepper into a dough. The dough was just as shaggy and sticky as Cathy had promised. I set it aside for the rest of the evening.

The next morning it looked like a sticky mess. I dusted it with Parmesan and left it to rise for an additional two hours.

When it came time for baking, I placed the ball into a preheated Dutch oven. Fifteen minutes later, a distinctly bready aroma began to emanate from my oven. A mix of yeast and cheese, it almost smelled like pizza baking.

Exactly 35 minutes later, I pulled a perfectly golden brown loaf of crisp-crusted bread. Once it cooled down, I started slicing. It was truly amazing—the hard crust and chewy interior were no different from the fanciest loaves of artisan bread that I have a habit of buying.

And the first taste was a revelation: spicy, yeasty, and insanely delicious. This was one of those moments where I couldn't believe something that looked this professional came from my stove

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Peppercorn, Potato, and Parmesan No-Knead Bread

- makes one 1 1/2-pound loaf -

Adapted from The Art of Eating In by Cathy Erway.

Ingredients

3 cups all-purpose flour, plus more for dusting
1/4 teaspoon active dry yeast
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
About 3 tablespoons black peppercorns, cracked (I placed mine in a Ziploc bag and rolled over it with a rolling pin several times)
1 5/8 cups water that was used to boil a potato, slightly cooled
Parmesan

Procedure

1. In a large bowl, combine flour, yeast, salt, and pepper. Add water, and stir until blended; dough will be shaggy and sticky. Cover bowl with plastic wrap. Let dough rest for at least 12 hours, preferably about 18 (or two days), at warm room temperature, about 70°F.

2. Dough is ready when its surface is dotted with bubbles. Lightly flour a work surface and place dough on it; sprinkle it with a little more flour and fold it over itself once or twice. Cover loosely with plastic wrap and let rest for about 15 minutes.

3. Using just enough flour to keep dough from sticking to work surface or your fingers, gently and quickly shape dough into a ball, tucking folded parts underneath. Sprinkle and gently pat grated Parmesan across the top of the loaf. Generously coat a cotton towel (not terry cloth) with flour, semolina, or cornmeal, and place the loaf seam-side down in it. Coat another towel with flour and let rise for about 2 hours. When it is ready, the dough will me more than double in size and will not readily spring back when poked with a finger.

4. At least half an hour before dough is ready, preheat oven to 450°F. Put a 6-8 quart heavy covered pot (cast iron, enamel, Pyrex, or ceramic) in the oven as it heats. When dough is ready, carefully remove pot from oven. Slid your hand under the towel and place dough Parmesan side up in the pot. Cover with lid and bake 20 minutes; then remove lid and bake another 15 minutes, until loaf is beautifully browned. Cool on a rack.

The Lord of the Rings trilogy on Blu-ray

The Lord of the Rings movie trilogy is finally coming out on Blu-ray on April 6th, but more than 1800 angry Amazon commenters would like to remind you that these are the theatrical versions and not the extended versions that true LOTR fans have canonized.

Some confusion among other reviewers that somehow we're obligated to post a five star recommendation for the movie. This is an incorrect understanding of the review process. If I were reviewing the movie itself it would get a five. This review is for the product, as listed -- in other words, I DO NOT RECOMMEND BUYING THIS PRODUCT/DVD. This product is being created FOR NO OTHER REASON than to dupe people into buying this movie twice...again. Those of us who were huge fans bought the original DVDs of the theatrical releases. THEN the studio FINALLY released the extended editions, even though they could have released both at the same time. Now that Blu Ray has won the High Def battle, the studios are salivating at screwing us all again the same way! Please do not let them get away with holding the extended edition hostage until everyone buys the theatrical versions.

Or, to put it in a way that Gandalf would understand:

New Line/WB need to learn a lesson from the movies themselves and realize that evil never prevails. Greed has a grip on them stronger than the Ring itself.

Whatever you do, don't be fooled by the Blu-ray version of the 1978 animated Lord of the Rings feature that's up for release on the same day.

Tags: Lord of the Rings   movies

A Few Questions

Here at FanGraphs, we attempt to answer a lot of questions. How good is this guy compared to that guy? Who throws the hardest? Which pitches are effective against different hitters? What should I expect from that rookie?

For the next few days, however, I’m going to take a slightly different approach. As baseball analysis has begun to explode on the web, there is no shortage of answers to common questions. However, I think that we may have a shortage of questions. So, rather than attempting to figure out something that we want to know, I’d like to spend a few days trying to figure out what else we should want to know.

I’m not going to have any answers on this. My hope is that this would turn into a discussion where we can stimulate some ideas for what things may be worth answering in the future, even if we can’t answer them now. What don’t we know that may be important, and that we maybe haven’t even attempted to answer yet?

The main area in baseball that still strikes me as something of a mystery is pitching. We understand some things about the art of pitching. We know that, in general, more velocity is good, and it helps to be able to throw the ball in the strike zone with regularity. But do we have any idea why some guys have good command and other’s don’t?

Really, this seems like a fairly basic thing, but I don’t know if we have an answer. We could throw out a word like “mechanics,” but what does that tell us, really? For all the talk about good and bad mechanics, there doesn’t seem to be a “do-this-thing-and-you’ll-succeed” blueprint. Different stuff works for different guys. So what is it that drives a pitcher’s command? Arm angle? Muscle memory? Practice?

I don’t know. Maybe you do – if so, great, let’s hear it (with proof, please). But this seems like something we’d like to know, right? So, this is my question – what else should we want to know that we don’t? What parts of baseball have we just not given attention to?

Revs/Cost Vanishing

Shared by Mike
sigh. stupid city. this is NOT necessary.
From the watchful eye of reader Steven Benga comes the bad news we knew was coming. The folks behind the New High Line are removing the Revs/Cost graffiti from the next extension of the luxury park.

We saw the hardhats contemplating this removal back in December. They got to work on Saturday. Benga sent in this before and after:



On the left, the graffiti as it was. On the right, the R and the C have been covered with a yellow chemical.

Yesterday, the wall looked like this:



In Benga's photo you can see the DEAL tag, along with the ghost-word AND, to the left of REVS/COST have been almost completely faded. Beneath REVS/COST, the same yellow chemical has been applied.

In this close-up, it is clear that the R and C have faded to the point where the gaps between the bricks are showing through. The S and T have also been treated with vanishing solution. A worker takes his roller to the V.



In 1994, Revs and Cost talked to ArtForum about their work. It was a very different time in New York City:

REVS: We think art should be dangerous. Everybody's into safe art, doing safe things in their studio. We're bringing danger back into it. It's got to be on the edge, where it's not allowed.

COST: We live on the edge and that's what makes it good.

REVS: It's got to be real crude. Crude.

COST: Rude and shit. Noisier.

Today, the noise we have is the din of pub-crawlers and tourists, of revelers whooping off the rooftops of luxury hotels. The edge has been erased. The crudeness has been sanded smooth. And danger is a forgotten desire.

To those who prefer to walk the safe path, the next length of the High Line is being prepared just for you.

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Revs/Cost 12/09
Roxy Graffiti
New High Line

Publishing: The Revolutionary Future

The most radical of these fantasies posits that the contents of the digital cloud will merge or be merged—will "mash up"—to form a single, communal, autonomous intelligence, an all-encompassing, single book or collective brain that reproduces electronically on a universal scale the synergies that occur spontaneously within individual minds. To scorn a bold new hypothesis—the roundness of the earth, its rotation around the sun—is always a risk but here the risk is minimal. The nihilism—the casual contempt for texts—implicit in this ugly fantasy is nevertheless disturbing as evidence of cultural impoverishment,[3] more offensive than but not unrelated to the assumption of e-book maximalists that authors who spend months and years at their desks will not demand physical copies as evidence of their labors and hope for posterity. The huge, worldwide market for digital content, however, is not a fantasy. It will be very large, very diverse, and very surprising: its cultural impact cannot be imagined. E-books will be a significant factor in this uncertain future, but actual books printed and bound will continue to be the irreplaceable repository of our collective wisdom. via www.nybooks.com I think that's actually a pretty conservative prediction, however the full article is worth a read.

Neutraface from the Schuylkill

Neutraface in use huge at the Philadelphia Art Museum for their Picasso and the Avant-Garde in Paris exhibit.

Why Does NBC Hate Hockey/Events People Want To Watch?

On paper, Sunday night's Olympic ice hockey game between the U.S. and Canadian teams would have seemed like a marquee event, something deserving of prime time coverage in HD. But NBC relegated coverage of the game to sibling channel MSNBC, which isn't available in HD to a large number of viewers.

NBC had made the announcement late last week that it was moving the game to cable so that it could be shown uninterrupted by coverage of other events. However, in doing so, they picked a station that isn't available in HD to millions of viewers, including all DirecTV and RCN cable subscribers. And oh yeah... it's not available at all to people who don't have cable.

One irate viewer pulled out the poison pen to write these words to NBC Sports honcho Dick Ebersol:

"I want to watch the US/Canada hockey game. Is it on NBC? Nope. No big deal, I will just watch it on Hulu since you own that site. Oooops, Hulu isn’t showing the olympic videos. Well, that kind of sucks. Now I have to go to a new site and register for it as well. Oh look, you’re forcing me to register for a sweepstakes in order to watch the game. Let me look at the seven page disclaimer for said sweepstakes. Yep, as I thought, you’re going to sell my personal information to “select partners.” So now I am going to get spam. Thanks. I really just wanted to watch a hockey game.

Great, now you bastards want me to go find my cable bill to prove I pay to watch your crappy network. Let me go and try to find it, as I don’t exactly keep that lying around on the off chance that I want to watch a hockey game. Ok, finally found it. Awesome, your buggy website keeps crashing as I try to confirm that I have an account. Oh great, now you’ve locked up my system….TWICE. Thirty five minutes have passed since I’ve started trying to watch your web feed of the event, and now your website is saying that even though I verified it three times that I have to call my cable company, who is closed. Hey look, now NBC is announcing the score without a warning. Now I know who won, and this has all been pointless.

Tell me again why I shouldn’t just download a bit torrent of the events with your numerous commercial breaks removed? Seriously. Why I should spend almost an hour so far trying to watch a video feed through your website, jump through numerous hoops, be forced to let you sell my personal information, and still be unable to watch my hockey game, when I could just pirate it in a much easier, pleasant manner?"

What would have been the best way to NBC to handle the coverage of the game? What if multiple networks were allowed to broadcast the Olympics?

U.S. vs. Canada hockey on MSNBC: Some people have it in HD; you probably don't [Chicago Tribune]
An email to Dick Ebersole [Out Under Stars]

The Padmaverse: Congratulations to the lovely and talented...

padmabirth2.jpgCongratulations to the lovely and talented Padma Lakshmi on the birth of her baby girl, Krishna Lakshmi. Padma gave birth to little Krishna on Saturday night at a hospital in New York City. As you may recall, Padma had been diagnosed with endometriosis-- a condition which renders most women infertile. It is perhaps fitting then that Ms. Lakshmi named her first born after one of the biggest deities in Hindu culture. Mazel Tov! [Eater National]

Backstage during Fashion Week

It's the season of Fashion Week, from Bryant Park in New York last week to London this week, and Milan, Los Angeles and Tokyo next month. As designers and their models gather to present their newest collections to the world, photographers are on hand to take thousands of pictures, most during the actual show - with a few photos from the backstage of each show sent across the wires as well. I've gathered a handful of those backstage glimpses from recent fashion shows, most taken in New York, and share them with you below. (30 photos total)

A model has her makeup done backstage before presenting the Vena Cava Fall 2010 collection during New York Fashion Week February 11, 2010. (REUTERS/Jessica Rinaldi)


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Thoughts at three a.m.

I'm awake! I'm so very awake.

I wonder if this means something.

Maybe it's a sign that I'm about to go into labor.

It's incredible how completely awake I am.

I feel just like a mollusc.

Mollusc

...

Ah. Hm.

Maybe I'm not so awake after all.

[zzz]

Extremely Short and Quick Post: 2010 Crossword Dress

So, quickly:

here's my dress from the 2010 American Crossword Puzzle Tournament. I broke 500 for the first time!

crossword dress 2010

Thanks to Jan for taking the picture (on my cell phone).

Also: this is one of those BurdaStyle Heidi dresses. I'll post a better picture of it later in the week.

Also: the fabric is from Spoonflower. I'll make it available this week too.

Also: yes, those are hot pink patent penny loafers.

Also: that's it.

February 21, 2010

Did She Say Yes? Did Scouting NY Readers Help A Guy Get Engaged?

A few weeks ago, I ran a post about a guy who emailed me for help in finding a unique New York location to propose to his girlfriend. I turned the question over to Scouting NY readers asking for original ideas (not the Empire State Building observatory!), and we received a ton of really great options. Since then, I’ve been waiting to hear what was chosen and how it all went down…

I received a follow-up email on Friday, and incredibly, it was the very first suggestion made by reader Brendan that was picked for the big moment: the Whispering Gallery outside the Oyster Bar at Grand Central!

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The beautiful vaulted ceilings here inadvertently create a pretty magical effect: stand facing the wall at any corner and speak (or whisper), and your voice will be mysteriously transported to anyone standing at the opposite corner. Writes our lovelorn reader:

I had never seen the whispering arches before (and neither had she, luckily). I went to check them out and an old artist couple helped me try them out. I liked the sound, and when I told them why I was there, they loved it and shared their many interpretations of the significance of the four arches (stability in marriage, four corners of the earth, protection…). A great omen.

oyster2

I arranged for my girlfriend to meet me in Grand Central to pass the time until our dinner reservations on the East Side, and I told her that I wanted to show her something cool that I found in the terminal.

oyster3

We walked to the arches and played around with the whispering for a little, then I shifted my tone and told her how much I care about her, among other nice things. She turned around, I was on one knee, and she ran over to my corner amidst a stream of commuters. She said yes, and we happily walked to dinner.

Thanks so much to everyone for their suggestions! The whole thing went really well, and we are really excited for the future!

Great news! And for anyone in a similar predicament, plenty of unique NY-centric proposal ideas can be found here!

-SCOUT

Resolving a path containing a mixture of aliases and symlinks

Resolving symlinks in a path is very easy in Cocoa (it can be done in a single statement) but aliases require more work. Additionally the commands for resolving symlinks and aliases are incompatible with each other — meaning that you can resolve a path containing symlinks or aliases but not a mixture of the two. In this post, I present a category on NSString that will allow you to resolve a path containing any combination of symlinks or aliases as simply as resolving symlinks alone.

Introduction

When Apple introduced alias files in System 7, they were the only way of referencing another file in the filesystem. Sure, other operating systems already had symlinks but there was little likelihood of the two needing to interact since System 7 had almost no interoperability with Unix filesystems (despite the existence of A/UX).

Alias files are a great way of referencing other files because they can continue to track their target if it moves. Aliases store the path of their target but also the inode and volume identifier of their target meaning that they won't break if the file at their target path moves. A symlink will break if the target moves since a symlink is just a path. In fact, symlinks will often break if the symlink itself moves since symlinks are normally relative paths.

Aliases do have some annoying traits. In their current incarnation, they insist on storing the thumbnail and metadata of data of their target, resulting in a file which may be hundreds of kilobytes (or more) of entirely redundant data — especially annoying if you have thousands of aliases. Despite this, they are normally a good, general-purpose way of linking files in the filesystem.

As a "user-exposed" feature (unlike symlinks which are largely hidden from novice users) they are also common. It's unfortunate then that they're so annoying to deal with in Cocoa.

Resolving aliases

Resolving a symlink is easy:

NSString *resolvedPath = [path stringByResolvingSymlinksInPath];

Theoretically, you only need one command to resolve an alias:

OSErr err = FSResolveAliasFile(
    &fsRef, resolveAliasChains, &targetIsFolder, &wasAliased);

Unfortunately, the FSRef here is a campy 1990's throwback (the 90's are now two decades ago) and in Cocoa programming, you rarely have or want an FSRef for a file. This means that you need to convert your NSString to an FSRef and then convert the result back to an NSString when you're done.

Apple's Low Level File Management Topics include an approach for resolving an alias from an NSString path which demonstrates this procedure. While I use an implementation derived from this in my solution, Apple's original implementation suffers from the following problems:

  • The CFURLGetFSRef function used to convert a CFURL into an FSRef will fail if the path contains an alias at anywhere other than the last path component.
  • While CFURLGetFSRef will follow symlinks in the URL to create the FSRef, no part of this code will actually return a resolved symlink, so that part will require a separate step.
  • The function FSResolveAliasFile will present a user dialog if the alias points to a volume which is not mounted. While potentially desirable in a user application, this is undesirable in all other cases.

This final point is not too difficult — we'll replace FSResolveAliasFile with FSResolveAliasFileWithMountFlags which allows us to disable the user dialog using the flags. But the remaining two points will require a little more work to address.

As a further comment about usage of FSResolveAliasFileWithMountFlags: aliases that point to other aliases are exceedingly rare (if you try to create an alias to an alias in the Finder, the Finder will make the second alias point directly to the target) so I pass false for resolveAliasChains to optimize for the unchained case and handle the unusual case of chained aliases at a different level in the code.

Breaking it down into solvable components

We can resolve paths that contain any number of symlinks and we can resolve a path that contains an alias but we can't do both at once.

The solution is therefore straightforward:

  1. break the path down into components
  2. build the components together, iteratively resolving aliases or symlinks at each level
  3. implement code for resolving the symlink or alias as efficiently as possible for the bottom level of this scenario

Each of these points will then be a different tier in a three level solution.

My solution will contain two requirements:

  • The initial path must be resolvable to an absolute path using -[NSString stringByStandardizingPath]
  • The path contained within a symlink file will not include any aliases or symlinks except as the final string component (no recursive parsing)

This second point is mostly a theoretical limitation since it is nearly impossible to generate a symlink with an alias or other symlink as a non-final path component (you'd have to create the symlink file manually).

Top level

The top level of the solution is simply an iteration over path components which then invokes the iterative link resolution.

// Break into components.
NSArray *pathComponents = [path pathComponents];

// First component ("/") needs no resolution; we only need to handle subsequent
// components.
NSString *resolvedPath = [pathComponents objectAtIndex:0];
pathComponents =
    [pathComponents subarrayWithRange:NSMakeRange(1, [pathComponents count] - 1)];

// Process all remaining components.
for (NSString *component in pathComponents)
{
    resolvedPath = [resolvedPath stringByAppendingPathComponent:component];
    resolvedPath = [resolvedPath stringByIterativelyResolvingSymlinkOrAlias];
    if (!resolvedPath)
    {
        return nil;
    }
}

I haven't shown the code which resolves the path to an absolute path or fails but the assumption that it begins with a "/" is valid.

Middle level

The middle level of the solution iterates over a path where only the final component could be a symlink or alias and resolves it until the result is neither an alias nor symlink.

For efficiency, this does two things in an unusual way:

  • I use lstat instead of -[NSFileManager attributesOfItemAtPath:error] since I only need the st_mode field, and NSFileManager invokes lstat internally anyway.
  • I use my own -[NSString stringByConditionallyResolvingSymlink] method instead of - [NSString stringByResolvingSymlinksInPath] since I know that only the final component requires resolution (I've already done the work for earlier components).
- (NSString *)stringByIterativelyResolvingSymlinkOrAlias
{
    NSString *path = self;
    NSString *aliasTarget = nil;
    struct stat fileInfo;
    
    // Use lstat to determine if the file is a directory or symlink
    if (lstat([[NSFileManager defaultManager]
        fileSystemRepresentationWithPath:path], &fileInfo) < 0)
    {
        return nil;
    }
    
    // While the file is a symlink or resolves as an alias, keep iterating.
    while (S_ISLNK(fileInfo.st_mode) ||
        (!S_ISDIR(fileInfo.st_mode) &&
            (aliasTarget = [path stringByConditionallyResolvingAlias]) != nil))
    {
        if (S_ISLNK(fileInfo.st_mode))
        {
            // Resolve the symlink component in the path
            NSString *symlinkPath = [path stringByConditionallyResolvingSymlink];
            if (!symlinkPath)
            {
                return nil;
            }
            path = symlinkPath;
        }
        else
        {
            // Or use the resolved alias result
            path = aliasTarget;
        }

        // Use lstat again to prepare for the next iteration
        if (lstat([[NSFileManager defaultManager]
            fileSystemRepresentationWithPath:path], &fileInfo) < 0)
        {
            path = nil;
            continue;
        }
    }
    
    return path;
}

The stringByConditionallyResolvingAlias method returns nil if the path exists but isn't an alias, allowing this function to double as both a test for whether the path is an alias as well as the resolution of that alias. I could use a similar approach to test and resolve symlinks (since I have also implemented a stringByConditionallyResolvingSymlink method) but I don't do this for aforementioned efficiency reasons: it would cause an extra fetch of the filesystem metadata which is the main bottleneck of the whole procedure.

Bottom level

The bottom level is then just the implementation of the stringByConditionallyResolvingAlias and stringByCondictionallyResolvingSymlink. The first is just a modification of Apple's code to address the issues I've already discussed — you can see the final product by downloading the code. The second method looks like this:

- (NSString *)stringByConditionallyResolvingSymlink
{
    // Get the path that the symlink points to
    NSString *symlinkPath =
        [[NSFileManager defaultManager]
            destinationOfSymbolicLinkAtPath:self
            error:NULL];
    if (!symlinkPath)
    {
        return nil;
    }
    if (![symlinkPath hasPrefix:@"/"])
    {
        // For relative path symlinks (common case), resolve the relative
        // components
        symlinkPath =
            [[self stringByDeletingLastPathComponent]
                stringByAppendingPathComponent:symlinkPath];
        symlinkPath = [symlinkPath stringByStandardizingPath];
    }
    return symlinkPath;
}

Hooray, I finally used NSFileManager in a post about files! Yes, once again it's probably just a wrapper around the C function readlink that I could invoke for myself but the fact that the NSFileManager method handles the nasty business of buffer allocation, sizing and string conversion is more than enough reason to forego the lower level function.

Conclusion

You can download NSString+SymLinksAndAliases.zip (3kb) which contains all the code discussed in this post (plus a few other related methods) as a category on NSString.

Usage of the category is as simple as importing the header and writing:

NSString *fullyResolvedPath = [somePath stringByResolvingSymlinksAndAliases];

The fullyResolvedPath with either contain the destination (as an absolute and fully resolved path) or it will be nil (if the path can't be fully resolved because it doesn't exist or can't be read for some reason).

I've tried to remain reasonably efficient. This code will certainly handle at least a few thousand resolutions per second on my computer but I haven't pushed it much harder than that.

Of course, if you're an iPhone programmer, all of this is a waste of time since the iPhone doesn't publicly expose FSRef (although CFURLGetFSRef exists to generate a pointer which is totally unusable) and I'm not sure aliases are possible anyway.

The Bizarre Saga of InfoWorld Writer Randall Kennedy and Devil Mountain Software

Good investigative reporting by Larry Dignan and ZDNet.

Battle of the Blog Designs: The Guest of a Guest vs. Gawker Design War [Feuds]

Shared by Jake Dobkin
I don't think those of us who "curate" for a living should really spend too much time criticizing people for "curating" a piece of our blog design. I say this as someone who has borrowed many elements from many websites, including Gawker.

Today's Page Six had an especially glorious item, pitting the designs of two gossip blog networks against each other, with chatter that someone's totally biting our shit off: the socialite chronicling Guest of a Guest, and Gawker Media. That's us.

Whenever I get to bust out the #SelfReferential tag, the sun is shining down especially bright on God's Bloggy Children, and today is no exception.

See, we kind of look like one thing, and Guest of Guest kind of looked like another thing. And then one day, someone who works for us noted that this one thing (Guest of a Guest's design) looks like the other (our design) a little too much. And we're going to leave it up to you, the people, to decide if it does!

The timeline goes like this:

On Thursday, someone who works here pointed out between the two websites. Then, the guy who pays me pointed it out. Like this!

As they say in the "rap game," SHOTS FIRED. Take a look:

Cameron Winklevoss—in short, a shiny Ivy League-educated Olympic rower with an entrepreneurial streak, stellar last name, and twin brother—did in fact claim to invent Facebook, and you can read about that stuff here. Whatever, because later that evening:

BANG. More shots. The link was to a Tumblr account presumably opened up by design people Hard Candy Shell, with one post on it:

And here I'd compare this to Biggie and Tupac except, well, they were both thugged out rappers whose art will stand the test of time, and, uh, this is about two blog networks. Ha. So, anyway, on Friday, a Guest of a Guest Tumblr post asks the world if my boss is going "batshit." And Guest of a Guest's Rachelle Hruska fired back with her own allegation of noting that our company's recent blog acquisition, CityFile, looks like Guest of a Guest. Take a look, decide for yourself:

Rachelle also noted that her redesign party was four months ago. For the record, that Tips box you see at the top of the screen launched for us back in October about a month and two days before Hruska's redesign party. Whatever. Now, if you have yet to open your motion sickness bags, we'll come back around to today's Page Six item, hysterically titled BLOG FIGHT, in which this goes down:

"It's a bit silly," said one blogger. Asked to comment, Denton told us, "Cameron Winklevoss claimed he invented Facebook," and noted that Winklevoss settled a lawsuit against [Facebook founder] Mark Zuckerberg "for millions of dollars. So it's surprising he has neither the cre ativity nor the funds to come up with his own Web design." Said Hruska: "Who is Nick Denton?"

Me-yow, sister. I reached out to Rachelle Hruska and Cameron Winklevoss for quote because I know I'd get a screamy email if I didn't, and Rachelle returned to me with this:

"You know what they say, punch a bully in the eye and watch him cry. This has nothing to do with our site (which has been in steady state for months), rather Denton's bruised ego after we described his "acquisition" of cityfile a lackquisition and pointed to how New York media sheepishly lapped it up.

Since then Denton has been squealing like a stuck pig on twitter and working to plant a piece in page six. Who would have thought the custodian of negativity's cesspool and king of ad hominem attacks would take such offense to tempered skepticism? The fact that Page Six ran with this is confirmation of our original thesis and that Stockholm Syndrome is rampant in New York Media.

Hopefully Los Angeles Media puts up slightly more resistance when Denton comes looking for their lunch money. We launch our LA site tomorrow."

Haha, is "lackquisition" a real word? I don't care. Also, nice plug. Whee! I'd reach out to Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton for comment but honestly he's probably annoyed that I spent any time on this at all. Also, if in fact he actually cares about this, the publicity that was a byproduct of this post for Guest of a Guest is pretty undeniable! Finally, if he has anything to say, he'll probably drop in the comments, or write me a terrifying email. So I'm leaving it up to you, the people! One more look-see:

And you decide!


Did Guest of a Guest rip Gawker's design off?(opinion)

10 Things About The Miracle On Ice

10. The game was not broadcast live. Well, that’s not exactly right … it was broadcast live on Canadian TV, so a few people up near the border saw it live. But most of the country — almost all of the country, really — saw it on tape delay, in prime time. The game had ended less than an hour before it was broadcast. Funny, a lot of people still think they saw the game live. But I know that one of my strongest memories — confirmed by the tape — was of Jim McKay saying that it was tape delay and that if even one person did not know the outcome, well, he wasn’t going to be the one to break the news. I have seen polls through the years that suggested most of the people who watched the game on television did not know the outcome. I know that my father and I did not. That shows you how long ago 1980 was in terms of technology. There’s no way you could keep that a secret now. via joeposnanski.com Joe Posnanski, of the Kansas City Star, Sports Illustrated, and his blog, shares ten observations while rewatching the miracle on ice. I only need to read one, though. We're watching the Olympics the same way people did in 1980, and that's all you need to know about NBC's coverage of the 2010 Olympics. Earlier in the week, as people complained about NBC's coverage, I silently judged them. ("How bad could it be?") Silently judged people, I apologize to you.

10 Things About The Miracle On Ice

One of the great things about being a sportswriter is that every so often you get to live out the Super Bowl scene in the movie “Big.” Remember that scene? Tom Hanks had become a big-wig at the toy company, and his friend Billy was in his offense, and Hanks goes: “Miss Patterson, could you call down to Media and have them send up a video tape of the Giants-Broncos Super Bowl? And have them edit out all the commercials and talking and stuff?”

And Billy goes: “You’re the luckiest guy I know.”

Well, now and then, that happens in a sportswriter’s life. I did a story for SI this week on Bob Costas and Al Michaels. And to research the story, I asked if they could send me a DVD of the 1980 Olympic Hockey game between the U.S. and Soviet Union game — the “Do you believe in miracles” game. And they did. Of course, I have seen bits and pieces of that game many times since 1980 — we all have — but I have not seen the actual game, beginning to end (with extra commentary from Jim McKay) since I was 13 years old.

Watching that game (more than once) was incredible. And it inspired me to write up 10 things you may or may not know about the Miracle on Ice. You probably know most of this stuff. But it’s fun just to remember.

10. The game was not broadcast live. Well, that’s not exactly right … it was broadcast live on Canadian TV, so a few people up near the border saw it live. But most of the country — almost all of the country, really — saw it on tape delay, in prime time. The game had ended less than an hour before it was broadcast.

Funny, a lot of people still think they saw the game live. But I know that one of my strongest memories — confirmed by the tape — was of Jim McKay saying that it was tape delay and that if even one person did not know the outcome, well, he wasn’t going to be the one to break the news. I have seen polls through the years that suggested most of the people who watched the game on television did not know the outcome. I know that my father and I did not. That shows you how long ago 1980 was in terms of technology. There’s no way you could keep that a secret now.

9. There was one celebrity in the crowd — or at least only one celebrity that the ABC cameras showed. That was: Jamie Farr. “Jamie Farr was definitely the biggest celebrity I saw in the crowd,” Michaels says. The interesting thing is that the ABC cameras focused on Farr for a good 10-20 seconds, but never said who he was or why the cameras were locked in on him. He was that famous.* These days, you just know they would have sent a sideline reporter up there to talk with him. In many ways, television was better then.

*I once got Jamie Farr really mad. I wrote a column a few years ago poking fun at the relative lack of celebrity star-power they had at a Kansas City “celebrity” golf tournament. One of the celebs — a last minute addition — was Jamie Farr. Well, he seemed to think that I was making fun of his lack of celebrity and left me a series of very angry voice mail messages that, after a while, sounded like his resume (I know now that he was in Blackboard Jungle and he has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame). I was, in fact, not trying to poke fun at Farr (after all, he was one of the few celebrities that actually showed up for the tournament) and put that in my column the next day. He called back to say he wasn’t mad anymore.

8. You may know that Al Michaels called the game with former Montreal Canadiens goalie Ken Dryden. You may not know that the day before the game — the day before — Dryden has a car service drive him up to Toronto where he took the Canadian bar exam. And he passed. Yeah that’s right. Ken Dryden passed the bar one day before the Miracle on Ice.

7. Al Michaels got the job as broadcaster of Olympic hockey because he was the only announcer on the ABC rotation who had ever called a hockey game. The interesting thing: He had called exactly one game. And that one game was the 1972 hockey game between the USSR and Czechoslovakia in Sapporo Japan. He actually was working for NBC at the time. The Soviets won 5-2 and won gold. And the only reason Michaels called THAT game is because he grew up a hockey fan, and nobody else wanted to do it.

6. Eric Heiden won five gold medals at the 1980 Olympics* (and later became a doctor, and is now team physician for the Speed Skating team). He was the biggest star of the games. But even as the biggest star of the Games, he could not get a ticket for the U.S.-Soviet hockey game. So ABC had him sit behind Michaels and Dryden on a little platform. He could not see very well, but he was in the building, which apparently is all he wanted. And Michaels has this classic image after the U.S. won the game of turning around and seeing the joy on Eric Heiden’s face.

*You may not know this but Heiden is also a member of the U.S. Cycling Hall of Fame.

5. The U.S., famously, got a cheap goal with one second left in the first period, when the legendary Vladislav Tretiak gave up a terrible rebound and U.S. center Mark Johnson jammed home the goal. That goal did more than just tie the game 2-2. It so enraged Soviet coach Viktor Tikhonov that he immediately pulled Tretiak. And when he pulled Tretiak, it had a huge impact on the U.S. hopes. “We were in awe of Tretiak,” Eruzione said.

But it’s interesting … until I saw the game again I did not realize how it happened. There was still one second left in the period, of course, and the Soviets had already headed to the locker room. They did not want to come back out for the pointless one-second face-off. But they had to come back, and eventually the send out a shell team — three players and a goalie. And the goalie was backup goalie Vladimir Myshkin. So, at that moment, it appeared that Tikhonov had only pulled Tretiak for that meaningless face-off. Nobody really thought he had PULLED Tretiak for good.

But sure enough, the second period started, and Vladimir Myshkin was in goal instead of Tretiak.

“I don’t know what was the reason,” Tretiak told me more than 20 years after the game. “It’s a big secret. Ask my coach. I still don’t know.

4. The memory, of course, is of the U.S. crowd going absolutely crazy. You will hear people say that was one of the loudest buildings in the history of American sports. And, at the end, it definitively was loud. But the truth is that for most of the game the crowd was actually quite quiet. In fact, there’s a moment in the third period where Michaels says: “Now, finally, the crowd comes alive.”

“You have to understand,” Michaels says, “until Johnson scores that tying goal in the third period, there really wasn’t much to cheer about.”

He’s right. The second period was utterly dominated by the Soviets. The Soviets scored a goal early in the second period to make the score 3-2. And then, they just peppered U.S. goalie Jim Craig. The U.S. only managed two shots on goal the whole period (the Soviets had 12 shots), and the score could easily have been 4-2 or 5-2 by the end of that period. Remember, the Soviets were huge favorites … everyone in the crowd realized that at any moment the Soviets could score three or four or five quick goals and make a mockery of the game. So the crowd was subdued until Johnson scored the tying goal with 12 minutes. And then, it is like the same thought hit every person in the crowd (and the country) all at once: “Holy cow, the U.S. could actually WIN THIS GAME.”

3. Al Michaels says that if he had thought up his famous line earlier — “Do you believe in miracles? Yes!” — he never would have said it. The thing you have to understand about Michaels is he’s a pro’s pro. Get the names right. Get the action right. Never jump the gun. Never say what you don’t know. That’s his blueprint. That’s his life. And Michaels believes that if he had thought up the line earlier, he would have discarded it because in his head it would sound jingoistic or corny or both.

But he did not think up the line earlier … he was calling the game and the word “miraculous” popped into his head. That’s what it was. Miraculous. The Soviets were the greatest hockey team on earth … better than NHL teams. The U.S. team was a bunch of college kids. This could not be happening. Miraculous. And as the puck came out with five seconds to go — “How lucky was I that the puck came out,” Michaels would say — the words just came out of him. Do you believe in miracles? Yes!

Years later, Michaels would re-do the hockey commentary for the movie Miracle. But when it came to that final, memorable line — probably the most famous call in the history of American sports — they used the original recording. “I couldn’t do that line again,” Michaels says. “No way.”

2. This is in the story Michaels-Costas story, but it’s worth repeating here … Michaels did not just leave after the game was over. He called the Finland-Sweden hockey game. So while he, of course, understood just how big the U.S. victory had been, he was unaware of the nation’s reaction, unaware of the way Americans had poured into the streets of Lake Placid. When he left the game, he saw all the people celebrating, all the waving flags, and he made it back to the hotel, and someone said to him: “Wow, that was incredible what you said.” And for a second Michaels thought, “What did I say?”

It’s interesting, he says he never gets tired of people coming up to him to talk about that call or that game. He never tires of hearing people say where they were when they heard the call. I was in our TV room, my father was on the couch, my mother was out playing cards. I remember jumping up and down when Eruzione scored the game winner … and I suspect that was the first hockey game I had watched, beginning to end, on television (I did go to a Cleveland Barons game once). Of course, it was the first hockey game many Americans had seen.

“That was the beauty of that game,” Michaels says. “You didn’t have to understand to understand.”

1. Ken Morrow was the glue for the 1980 team … a stay at home defenseman who cleared the puck and steadied the ship and so on. You know that as soon as he and the 1980 Olympic Team won gold, Morrow went to play for the New York Islanders. And … the Islanders won Stanley Cup. In fact, the Islanders won the next four Stanley Cups. I’ve gotten to know Morrow just a little bit — he lives in Kansas City — and he is one of the great guys in the world. He will talk about what a charmed life he has led.

“It was like why me?” he says. “But in a good way.”

A word that meant the same thing in all languages

A train whistle at night was a word that meant the same thing in all languages. It was compounded of loneliness and otherness and the futile desire to be anywhere but here, anybody but one’s own wretched self. What made the heart ache at the sound of it was the knowledge that the locomotive was pulling out without you and always would. You were never going to catch that imaginary train that would carry you to the faraway land containing the solutions to all your problems. You were never going to arrive at the impossible city where all the things for which you secretly yearned were given away free in the streets.

--Michael Swanwick, The Dragons of Babel

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